Thursday 22 April 2010

'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'---5 CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 5 CHARACTERITICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'(SANSKRIT).SANSKRIT IS THE LANGUAGE FROM WHERE MANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES HAVE BEEN MADE.FOR EXAMPLE,RUSSIAN LANGUAGE HAS THE ROOT OF SANSKRIT LANGUAGE.THIS LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN HEAVEN.NOW,LET'S SEE HOW THE LANGUAGES CHANGE AFTER CERTAIN 250 KILOMETRES.
'VIDYAARTHI(NO.1)PANCH(NO.5)LAXNAM(NO.6)'.THE CHARACTERISTICS(NO.6) OF AN EXCELLENT(NO.9) STUDENT(NO.7).
1.'ALP HAARI'--SHOULD EAT LESS,BECAUSE HE WILL BECOME LAZY AND WON'T STUDY PROPERLY.
2.'GRIHA(NO.5)TYAAGI'--SHOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE,OTHERWISE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO KNOW THIS WORLD.THAT IS WHY GOOD HOSTELS ARE PREFERRED.
3.'SWAAN NIDRA'--SHOULD SLEEP LIKE A DOG.THE DOG ALWAYS REMAINS CONSCIOUS EVEN WHILE SLEEPING.SO,A STUDENT SHOULD ALSO REMAIN CONSCIOUS AFTER SLEEPING.IN SANSKRIT 'SWAAN' MEANS DOG AND IN ENGLISH IT MEANS AN EXCELLENT BIRD.THE 4 SWAANS GUARDING MY DARLING ON THE LAKE.
4.'KAAK CHESTA'--SHOULD READ LOUDLY LIKE A CROW TO MEMORISE THE SYLLABUS.NOW 'KAAK' IN RUSSIAN MEANS 'HOW'?FOR EXAMPLE 'KAAK DELAA',MEANS HOW ARE YOU?
5.'BAKO DHYAANAM'--SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON THE BOOK LIKE THE DUCK CONCENTRATES IN THE WATER TO HUNT A FISH.
NOW,ALP,ALPS,ALFA,ALFAAZ,ALAAP,HAARI,LOST,HARRY,HURRY,HAIRY,HARRRRRRR,HAR,HAR-HAR GANGES,HAR-HAR MAHADEV,GRIHA,GRAHA,GRAAHAK,GREEK,GRIHAIYA,GRIH HAYE (DO YOU HAVE A SHELTER?),GHEE,EAT,IT,EETRA,I.T.,I.I.T.,EETAA(BRICKS),ETA(THIS ONE IN RUSSIAN),ATE,AIN'T,LESS,BLESS,LASE,LAYS,LASER,LESSER,LEISURE,BECAUSE,BECOZ,BE COZY,BIKAU,BE COW,BEEKNA,HE,HI,HEY,HOO,HOOT,HI-HI,HIAA-HIAA,HOOA-HOOA,HE=NE(IN RUSSIAN ,MEANS NOT),ETC.INFINITY.
NOW,I DON'T KNOW THE ARABIC LANGUAGE,BUT NO IT'S MUSIC.HOW THE ARABIANS QUARREL?FOR EXAMPLE,'HIMMA-HELLA-KHILLA-TILLA,PHILELA-KHILELA,HEMMA ULLA KARELA,ULLA-ULLA-FULLA-FULLA,KAEM-KHAEM-KHAON-KHAON.HOW DO THEY TALK?EMMA-JULLA-HAMMA-HAMMA,FILEL-FILEL-AMMA-TUMMA,GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA.
NOW HOW DO THE GERMANS SPEAK?I DON'T KNOW THE GERMAN LANGUAGE,BUT UNDERSTAND IT'S MUSIC.FOR EXAMPLE,BRONS-SCHRONS-SIFIX-FAXIS,BEEON-BEEON,GANUISH-GANGUISH,BREON-BREON-SHRON-FRON.
SANSKRIT,THE BEST LANGUAGE OF THE 4 WORLDS,I KNOW LITTLE.IT HAS THE FOLLOWING MUSIC--
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-HAAHA-HAAHA-SWAAHAA-SWAAHA-NAMAH-NAMAH-NAMAHA-NAMAHA-SWATAHA-SWATAHA-OM-NOM-BILOM-LOM-LOM-HOONKAAR-FAT-TU-JAA-KIDHAR-KRIDHAAN-KAT-TAK-TAK-FOONKAAR-FATAA-FAT-DEVAAYE-DHARMAAYE-SHAN-SHANK-SHANKAR-SHANS-SHANKH-HOONKAAR-GARJAAR-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHI-TRAAHI-KINTU-PARANTU-RINKU-PINKU-TINKU-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA -ANANTA-ANANTA-BRAHMAANDA-BRAMHAA-BRAHMAN-RINKU-ANAT-ANANTA.
HOONKAAAR,
RINKU
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-TRIN-GARJAT-BAADAR-BRAHMAAND-SWAAHA.