THE CONVERSATION WITH LENAA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND LENAA.'L' FOR LENAA AND 'R'.
R--HI LENAA .HOW ARE YOU?
L--NOT FINE.
R--WHY?
L--YOU HAVE MADE ME WORLD FAMOUS.
R--WHAT'S THE HARM?I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH THAT I BECAME WORLD'S NO.1 PERSONALITY.WHATEVER AM I TODAY IS BECAUSE OF YOU.
L--BUT,NOW I AM MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS,SO NO PLACE FOR YOU.YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE AND WENT BACK TO INDIA.
R--BUT IREQUESTED YOU TO COME TO INDIA AND YOU TOLD THAT INDIA IS A VERY DIRTY COUNTRY AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE IN INDIA.
L--YES,INDIA IS A DIRTY COUNTRY,IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR MY MOTHER TO BREATH AT THE CALCUTTA AIRPORT ,WHEN SHE CAME OUT SIDE THE AIRCRAFT.
R--LENAA,YOUR BLOOD IS ROTATING INSIDE MY BODY.YOUR GENES HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM YOUR SALIVA AND BLOOD INSIDE MY BODY.I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
L--I AM DOING A JOB AND MY HUSBAND IS ALSO DOING A JOB AND WE BOTH ARE HAPPY.NOW,DON'T DISTURB MY LIFE.
R--ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR HUSBAND?
L--YES VERY HAPPY.
R--HOW MUCH HAPPY?
L--VERY VERY HAPPY.
R---BUT ,WHY YOU ALWAYS QUARREL AMONG YOURSELVES AND INTERNALLY HATE EACH OTHER?
L--THIS IS OUR PROBLEM.
R--BUT,I THINK YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND NOT EVEN A 1% OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
L--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DIVORCE HIM.COME BACK TO ME.
L--AND CHILDRENS?
R--I WILL TAKE CARE FOR THEM.
L--WILL YOU NOT LEAVE ME AGAIN ALONE?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I WILL MARRY YOU AND MAKE YOU THE PARTNER OF MY COMPANY.YOU ARE NOT MEANT FOR DOING A CHEAP JOB LIKE THIS.LET'S JOIN OUR HANDS AND SPREAD OUR BUSINESS WORLDWIDE.
L--OK.COME BACK TO KIEV AND MEET ME.
R--I AM COMING.I HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH YOU ,WITH YOU BEING AN ACTRESS OF THIS GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE-'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.
L--OK.WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
R--DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND AND BECOME SLIM AND PRETTY LIKE YOU WERE IN 1995 AD.
L--OK .FINE LAAPACHKAA,SOLNACHKAA.
R--BYE LENAA,PLEASE TAKE CARE.
L--BYE RINKU ,PLEASE COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR'S HUSBAND,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.