Wednesday 28 April 2010

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT.
'QD','R' AND 'W' FOR A WAITER.
W--WELCOME SIR,IN THE OBEROI TOWERS MUMBAI.
R--THANKS.
W--SIR,THIS GIRL WITH YOU IS PRINCESS DIANA.
R--NO,QUEEN DIANA.
W--SIR ,ARE YOU MARRIED WITH HER?
R--WHY?DO YOU WANT TO MARRY HER.
W--I CAN'T EVEN DREAM.
R--THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
QD--THE AMBIENCE IS VERY GOOD AND PLEASANT AND THEY ARE PLAYING YOUR'S MUSIC ALBUM (NASHA,WINES).
R--YES,DARLING.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?
QD--I WAN'T ALL THE BEST DISHES OF THIS RESTAURANT.
W--SIR,PLEASE GIVE YOUR ORDER.
R--BRING ALL THE BEST DISHES AND THE BEST WINES OF YOUR RESTAURANT.
W--OK SIR.
QD--HOW AM I LOOKING TODAY?
R--EXTREMELY PRETTY LIKE A DOLL.I WANT TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR BIG AND ROMANTIC EYES.
QD--PLEASE LOOK AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY EYES.
R--YOUR EYES ARE INNOCENT,ROMANTIC,DESCENT,FULL OF LOVE FOR ME.YOUR EYES ARE SHINING LIKE A PRECIOUS DIAMOND.YOUR EYES ARE TELLING THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOST IN MY LOVE.
QD--AND WHAT ELSE?
R--PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR HAND,I WANT TO SMELL IT.
QD--PLEASE.
R--IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH RED ROSE,VERY DELICATE,SHINING LIKE THE MARBLES OF 'TAJ MAHAL'.PLEASE INSERT YOUR HANDS IN THE GLASS OF WATER AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THAT GLASS OF WATER.
QD--PLEASE.
R--NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THIS WATER.SARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.IT IS THE BEST WATER I EVER DRANKED MY SWEET HEART.WHY ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR TALL LEGS ON MY LEGS?
QD--BECAUSE I WANT TO KISS YOU.
R--PLEASE.
QD--KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES.NOW I AM SATISFIED.
R--THANKS DARLING.
W--SIR,THE DISHES AND WINES HAVE COME.LET ME CATER YOU.
QD--PLEASE.
R--I WANT TO EAT LESS AND DRINK YOUR WHOLE BODY MORE AND MORE.
QD--PLEASE DRINK IT.IN WAN'T TO DRINK WINES AND EAT DISHES.
R--LET'S EAT AND DRINK TOGETHER.
QD--THE DISHES ARE WORTH EATING AND THE IMPORTED WINES ARE ALSO VERY GOOD.
R--YES DARLING.ALL FOR YOU ONLY.
QD--RINKU,I NEVER IMAGINED THAT I WOULD GET SUCH A NICE HUSBAND LIKE YOU,VERY SMART,VERY DESCENT,VERY HANDSOME,VERY SOFT-HEARTED,VERY INTELLIGENT,VERY ROMANTIC,VERY LOVING,VERY CARING,WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU.
R--IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I GOT YOUR LOVE,OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT YOU.I LOVED YOU SINCE MY CHILD HOOD.
QD--NOW,I AM DRUNK RINKU,I WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP.
W--YES SIR DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?
R--YES.PLEASE BOOK THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT FOR US.
R--DARLING,LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT.
W--SIR ,PLEASE PAY THE BILL.
R--HOW MUCH?
W--$20,000 ONLY.
R--OK.TAKE THIS.
W--THANKS SIR.
R--QD ,INSIDE THE SUIT,STARTS DANCING WITH ME,LOVING ME AND ENJOYING SEX WITH ME FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.