Tuesday 27 September 2011

CONSEQUENCES OF RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA,2011AD,INDIA.

DEAR FRIENDS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD DISCUSS THE IMPACT OF RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA.
1.TELEPHONE TAPING OF EACH AND EVERY CITIZEN.
2.COMPUTER CHEATING OF DOCUMENTS OPENLY.
3.INCREASED CASTEISM AND RELIGIONISM.
4.INCREASED PRICES OF EVERY CONSUMER GOODS.
5.SICK INDUSTRIES OF INDIA.
6.DOWNWARD EXPORT AND INCREASED IMPORT OF GOODS.
7.INCREASE IN MENTLE AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS.
8.DECREASE IN AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTIVITY.
9.MINING INDUSTRY TO A HALT.
10.MUSIC INDUSTRY DEVASTATED.
11.VERY POOR STANDARD OF INDIAN MOVIES AND TELEVISION SHOWS.
12.HEAVY ENGINEERING CORPORATIONS NEARLY CLOSED.
13.LOST RESPECT OF POLITICIANS AMONG THE CITIZENS BECAUSE OF MULTIPLE SCAMS IN THE COUNTRY ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
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WHY PATNA DOESN'T HAVE ANY MUSIC CONCERT IN DASSAHARA,2011AD,RINKU ADARSH

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD DISCLOSE THE SECRECY BEHIND PATNA NOT HAVING ANY MUSIC CONCERT IN DASSAHARA.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE REASONS--
1.TO PLEASE THE MUSLIM CITIZENS,THAT PATNA DOESN'T HAS ANY HINDU MAJORITY.AFTERALL DASSAHARA IS THE BIGGEST HINDU FESTIVAL.
2.THE ARTISTS DEMAND LOT OF MONEY FOR THEIR PERFORMANCES.
3.THE GOVERNMENT WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE BANK.
4.LACK OF INTEREST AMONG THE ORGANISERS.
5.NO ENTHUSIASM AMONG THE CITIZENS BECAUSE OF THE INCREASED CORRUPTION IN INDIA AND WORSE LAW AND ORDER SITUATION OF INDIA.
6.INDIA HEADING TOWARDS THE RECOLONIZATION.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

Tuesday 20 September 2011

PATNA IN DASSAHARA,1990AD,INDIA,RINKU ADARSH

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'R' FOR ME AND 'RK'FOR MR.RAM KHELAWAN ,A NAAL PLAYER(PERCUSSIONIST).
BACK TO 1990AD IN PATNA DURING THE DASSAHARA FESTIVAL.
R--THIS FESTIVAL IS HAVING MANY MUSIC CONCERTS,ISN'T IT MR.RAM KHELAWAN?
RK--YES SIR,WE ARE HAVING THE MASALA FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT,TILL MORNING 9AM.WE HAVE A BOLLYWOOD NIGHT AT GANDHI MAIDAN,INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC IN THE COLLEGIATE GROUND,QAWWALI AT MASSALAPUR HAAT,WESTERN MUSIC IN KANKARBAGH.BESIDES,WE HAVE A DISCO DANCE AT NALA ROAD.
R--WE ARE GOING TO ROCK THIS NIGHT.WE WOULD SQUEEZE THE BEST OUT OF THIS NIGHT.WE WILL TAKE OUR DINNER AT 11PM .WE WILL DRINK GERMAN CARLSBERG CANNED BEER.EAT CHINESE AND CONTINENTAL DISHES LIKE MANCHOW SOUP AND CHICKEN STEAK SIZZLER.
RK--YES SIR.AND A PAAN MASALA,PREFERABLY RAJNIGANDHA WITH A TULSI.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH