Sunday 9 May 2010

''RINKU ADARSH IN HEAVEN''---SWARGA LOK MEIN RINKU ADARSH.

MERE PYAARE BHAARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.AAP SABHI JAANTE HAIN KI BHARAT PAR AAKRAMAN HO GAYAA HAYE.TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHAA HAYE.AAIYE ISKAA PARINAAM JAAN LEN.CHALTE HAIN SWARGA LOK MEIN.
INDRA--PADHAARIYE,SANGEET SAMRAAT.AAPKE LIYE SWARGA KA SINGHASAN KHAALI HAYE.KRIPYAA BAITH JAIYE.
R--DHANYAVAAD SWARGA KE SAMRAAT.HEY BRAMHAA,VISHNU ,MAHESH JI AUR SWARGA KE TAMAAM DEVTAA GAN,BHARAT PAR VIDESHI AAKRAMAN HO GAYAA HAYE.KYAA PARINAAM HOGA ISKAA,BATAIYE.
SHIVA--HEY RINKU,TUM TO JAANTE HI HO KI DEVTAON AUR ASOORON KI LADAI BAHAOT PAORAANIK HAYE.YE KOI NAI BAAT TO HAYE NAHIN.EES YOODH MEIN TUMHAARI BHOOMIKAA ATYANT HI MAHATWAPOORNA HOGI.TUM ASOORON KE VINAASH KA KAARAN BANOGE.AUR PHIR YOODHGATI KO PRAAPTA HO JAOGE.YAANI TUMHAARI MAOT HO JAAYEGI.PHIR TUM SWARGA KE SINGHASAN PAR BAETH KAR SOOKH VOGNA.
BRAMHAA JI--RINKU,TUMHAARI AAYU BAHAOT KAM DINO KI RAH GAI HAYE.VINAASH KAR DAALO ASOORON KA.HUM SAB TUMHAARE SAATH HAIN.
VISHNU JI--HEY RINKU,EES BAAR ASOORON KA HAMESHA-HAMESHAA KE LIYE TUMHAARE HAANTHON VINAASH HO JAAYEGA.
DEVTA LOG--HUM SWARGA SE TUMHAARI RAKSHA KARENGE.
R--LEKIN ,HAMAARI MRITYU KYOON HOGI?
DEVTA LOG--EES LIYE KI DHARTI LOK TUMHAARE RAHNE KE KAABIL NAHIN HAYE.EES PAAP KE SAMUNDAR MEIN TUM KYAA KAROGE?SANGHAAR KARO AUR SWARGALOK AA JAO.
R--KITNE ASOORON KA SANGHAAR HOGA HAMAARE HAANTHON?
SHIVA--ARABON ASOORON KA SANGHAAR.
R--THEEK HAYE BHAGWAN JAISI AAPKI IKSHA.LEKIN EETNE SAINIK,SENAAPATI,HANTHIYAAR TO HAMAARE PAAS HAYE NAHIN.PHIR ARABON ASOORON KA SANGHAAR MAIN KAISE KAR PAOONGA AKELE?
SHIVA--TUMHAARE PAAS JO SHAKTI HAYE WO BHALE HI LOGON SE CHIPI HOOI HO ,LEKIN HUMLOGON SE CHIPI HOOI NAHIN HAYE.JAO VIJAI HO.
R--DHANYAWAAD ,SHIVA BHAGWAN.
SABHI BHAGWAAN,DEVTAON KO RINKU KA PRANAAM,
RINKU

Saturday 8 May 2010

'COUNTING OF PROFITS OF THE YESTERDAYS GRANDEST CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT YESTERDAY AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW'S GRANDEST CONCERT.TODAY WE WOULD COUNT THE AMOUNT OF PROFIT.THE INVESTMENT WAS ONLY 1,000 MILLION US DOLLARS.LET'S COUNT THE RETURN.
1.1LAKHS VVIPS SEATS--1 LAKH US DOLLARS MULTIPLIED BY 1 LAKHS=10,000,0000,000US DOLLARS.
2.50,000 VIP SEATS--75,000US DOLLARS MULTIPLIED BY 5O,OOO=375,OOO,OOOO0US DOLLARS.
3.50,000 SPECIAL SEATS--50,000US DOLLARS MULTI PLIED BY 50,000=25,000,0000,OOUS DOLLARS.
4.1 BILLIONS GENERAL LUXURIOUS SEATS=1 BILLION MULTIPLIED BY 25,000 US DOLLARS=25,000 BILLION US DOLLARS.
5.TOTAL=975,000,0000,00000 US DOLLARS=9750 BILLION US DOLLARS=97.5 TRILLION US DOLLARS.APPROXIMATELY 1 QUINTILLION US DOLLARS.
THIS WHY EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

Friday 7 May 2010

'THE GRANDEST CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS THE UNIVERSE'S GRANDEST CONCERT OF THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT KREMLIN,REDSQUARE,MOSCOW.THE CROWD IS ABOUT 1 BILLION PEOPLE GATHERED FROM THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD.THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS ACCORDING TO MY WIFE 'QUEEN DIANA'.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN AND NOT ISS.ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,KINGS,PRINCESSES,PRINCESS,HOLLYWOOD ACTORS,MUSIC COMPOSERS,TECHNICIANS HAVE GATHERED.ROBBERS(MULTI NATIONAL GIANTS)HAVE BEEN DENIED THEIR ENTRY.
THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--RINKU ADARSH,QUEEN OF THE 4 WORLDS QUEEN DIANA,BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVISHANKAR GURUJI ON SITAAR,PT.SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA ON SANTOOR,PT.HARI PRASAD CHAURASIA ON FLUTE,PADVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAJ GURUJI ON INDIAN CLASSICAL VOCAL,PADMABHUSHAN USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA,MR.LOUIS BANKS ON SYNTHESIZER,PADMABHUSHAN PT.BIRJU MAHAARAJ ON KATHAK DANCE,MUSIC COMPOSER,PERCUSSION DIRECTOR,CHOREOGRAPHER,TABLA PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST INDIAN CLASSICAL SINGER,THE OWNNER OF WORLD'S NO.1 MUSIC COMPANY,WORLD'S BEST SYNTHESIZER PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST DIRECTOR AND SPONSORER ---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,200 BELLY DANCERS FROM THE DIFFERENT ARABIAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,THE LIGHT,SOUND AND EVERY SYSTEM IS THE WORLD'S BEST.PRINCESS LENAA ON THE ADMINISTRATION.
THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS AND THE CROWD OF 1 BILLION PEOPLE.NOW WHAT TO DO?ALL THE OTHER MUSICIANS ARE NO.25 INPIECES LIKE THE TIMES SQUARE CONCERT IN NEWYORK.THE INVESTMENT AT THE TIMES SQUARE WAS ONLY 100 MILLIONS US DOLLARS,BUT THE RETURN WAS 20,000 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--I TOLD YOU TO INCREASE THE NO. OF SEATS,NOW WHAT TO DO?
R--I INCREASED IT TO 2 LAKHS AS YOU TOLD ME.
QD--BUT THE CROWD IS OF I BILLION PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.ALL THE HOTELS OF USSR ARE PACKED.ALL THE HOTELS OF ENTIRE EUROPE ARE PACKED.WHAT TO DO?
R--LET ME THINK.
QD--IF WE WON'T GIVE THEM THE SEAT TO WATCH THIS CONCERT,THEN IT WOULD BE THE INSULT OF THE RED SQUARE.WE HAVE ALSO BANNED ALL THE JOURNALISTS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AND TV CHANNELS REPORTERS ENTRY.WHAT TO DO RINKU?
R--LET'S IMMEDIATELY INCREASE THE SEATS TO 1 BILLION AND SPREAD ALL THE LUXURIOUS CHAIRS ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.THE SOUND SYSTEMS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.THE TV MONOTORS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.
QD--WHAT ARE TICKET CHARGES?
R--LET ME ASK IT TO PRINCESS LENAA.
R--LENAA,WHAT ARE THE CHARGES?
PL--1LAKHS US DOLLARS FOR THE VVIP SEATS,75 THOUSAND US DOLLARS FOR THE VIP SEATS,50,000US DOLLARS FOR THE SPECIAL SEATS.25,000 US DOLLARS FOR THE REMAINING 1 BILLION VIEWERS.
R--SO,HOW MUCH MONEY ARE WE GOING TO MAKE THROUGH THIS CONCERT,LENAA?
PL--WE ARE GOING TO SUCK ALL THE WEALTH OF THIS EARTH.
R--GOOD.
THE CONCERT IS GOING TO BEGIN.THE ENTIRE EARTH IS ABOUT TO SHAKE.THE VVIPS SEATS ARE FULL OF WHITE EUROPEAN GIRLS.
R--DIANA,PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE CONCERT AND BECOME THE ANCHOR OF THIS SHOW.
QD--FINE DARLING.
QD--NOW,WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--EARTH,HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.
AUDIENCES--THE CLAPS CONTINUED FOR HALF AN HOUR.
QD--DEAR AUDIENCES PLEASE DON'T EAT OR DRINK DURING THE CONCERT PERIOD.AFTER THE INTERVAL THE FOOD AND BEVERAGES WILL BE SERVED.AS YOUR CELL PHONES HAVE BEEN KEPT AT THE SECURITY CENTRE,SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.PLEASE MAINTAIN AN ACUTE SILENCE DURING THE CONCERT.RINKU,DOESN'T LIKES TO GIVE HIS AUTOGRAPH,SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR IT.NOW ,IAM GOING TO INTRODUCE THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS.THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS ARE ALL THE GREATEST INDIAN ENTERTAINERS OF THE WORLD.NOW,I WOULD LIKE PRINCESS LENAA,THE BELOVED OF RINKU,TO SAY SOMETHING ON THE MICROPHONE.
PL--GOOD EVENING.I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY.I KNOW RINKU SINCE 20 YEARS.I WANTED TO SEE HIM LIKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST STAR,BUT NEVER IMAGINED THAT HE WOULD BECOME THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH AND WE ARE SHORTLY GOING TO MARRY.HE IS THE PRIDE OF KYIEV.THANKS.
QD--NOW,LET'S BEGIN THE SHOW.
THE SHOW BEGINS,WITH THE SHOWER OF BILLIONS OF RED ROSE PETALS SHOWERED BY THE 50 HELICOPTERS FROM THE SKY.THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE FIRES MILLIONS OF SHOTS BY THEIR KLASSNIKOVS IN THE SKY.THE PERFUME GUNS ARE LAKHS IN NO.,SPRAYING ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.DIFFERENT PERFUMES ARE IN USE LIKE THE AMERICAN PERFUMES,FRENCH PERFUMES,SPANISH PERFUMES,LATIN AMERICAN PERFUMES,INDIAN PERFUMESETC.
THE LIGHT DIRECTOR COUNTS 1,2,3 AND THE ENTIRE LIGHT IMMEDIATELY COVERS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV WITH IT'S POWER.ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF LIGHT OF EARTH HAVE BEEN USED.MOST OF THE LIGHTS HAVE COME FROM THE HEAVEN ON REQUEST OF RINKU.
THE STAGE IS 50,000SQ.FT. IN IT'S AREA,MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES AND PRECIOUS GEMS AND DIAMONDS INSERTED IN IT.THE STAGE IS MADE ENTIRELY OF FRESH RED ROSES.THE STAGE IS SPARKLING LIKE A 50,000SQ.FT. PRECIOUS COLURED,ILLUMINATED DIAMOND PIECE.
THE SHOW BEGINS WITH THE ENTRY OF FERRY QUEENS FROM THE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE.AND STARTS WITH THE BALLET DANCE.AND...........................
QD--THE SHOW BURNT THE ENTIRE 4 WORLDS WITH AN EXTREME JOY AND HAPPINESS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'ASSASINATION OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE WILL DISCUSS ABOUT THE ASSASINATION OF A GREAT ENTERTAINER OF MUSIC INDUSTRY'EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'.MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK PERSON AND THE WHITE MULTI NATIONAL GIANTS WERE JEALOUS OF HIS NAME,FAME,MONEY,GLAMOUR ETC.
MICHAEL JACKSON IS MY FRIEND.HE WAS TO START A NEW CONCERT SERIES WHICH COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM ATLEAST MULTI TRILLION US DOLLARS.HE WAS A THREAT FOR THE ROBBERS(MULTINATIONAL GIANTS).SO,THEY KILLED HIM.'NA RAHEGA BAANS,NA BAAJEGI BAANSOORI'.
BAANSOORI MEANS FLUTE.
WHEN PRINCE KRISHNA PLAYED THE FLUTE,THEN ALL THE COWS CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM.THE DEERS CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM.NOW,HOW MANY MUSIC EMPERORS WOULD THE ROBBERS KILL?WHY DON'T THEY TRY TO KILL GOD 'KRISHNA'?BECAUSE HE IS BEYOND THE REACH OF ISS.
WHY INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY COLLAPSED?WHEN MR. GULSHAN KUMAR,THE OWNER OF T-SERIES MUSIC COMPANY WAS PRAYING INSIDE HIS OWN SHIVA TEMPLE LOCATED AT 4 BUNGALOWS,ANDHERI(W),MUMBAI,INDIA,HE WAS SHOT BY THE KLASNIKOVS AND 25 BULLETS ENTERED HIS BODY.AFTER THE 10 SHOTS HE WANTED TO HIDE INSIDE THE HOUSE OF A NEIGHBOURHOOD,BUT THEY CLOSED THEIR DOORS.HE WAS KILLED MERCILESSLY.
WHO KILLED?EVERYBODY KNOWS.WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MURDER CASE?NOTHING.WHY?BECAUSE HIS FAMILY WAS THREATED TO BE KILLED,IF THEY TOOK ANY ACTION.THIS WAY THE KING OF INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY MR. GULSHAN KUMAR WHO PROMOTED PLAYBACK SINGERS LIKE KUMAR SHAANU,UDIT NARAIN,SONU NIGAM,ALKA YAGNIK,ANURADHA PAUDAWAL ETC.WAS FINISHED FOREVER.
THIS SHATTERED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY OF INDIA,AND EVERY BODY STARTED FEARING TO DO THE BUSINESS OF MUSIC.WHY?
BECAUSE THE OTHERS MIGHT ALSO BE KILLED LIKE MR. GULSHAN KUMAR.INSIDE THE STUDIO OF T-SERIES SITUATED IN NOIDA OF NEW DELHI,A BIG STATUE OF 'GOD SHIVA' WAS ERECTED BY THE GULSHAN KUMAR.HE BELIEVED IN GOD.HE RAN THE LANGAR(FREE FOOD FOR THE PILGRIMS) AT THE VAISHNAV DEVI TEMPLE IN JAMMU,INDIA.
AN ACTOR MR.RAKESH ROSHAN WAS SHOT BY THE SAME PEOPLE IN MUMBAI,THE FATHER OF AN ACTOR 'RITHIK ROSHAN'.AN ACTRESS 'DIVYA BHARTI' WAS KILLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE.
THIS CLEARLY SIGNIFIES THAT HOW POWERFUL THE MUSIC IS.
IT TAKES THE LIFE OF MANY STARS AND EMPERORS AND ACTORS AND AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY OWNERS.
MUSIC GOT LOST,SO THE FAITH IN GOD LOST.NOW ONLY THE RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA IS IN PROGRESS,BUT WILL IT SUCCEED?NEVER.WHY?BECAUSE,THIS SOIL OF INDIA SAW MANY FOREIGN INVADERS COMING AND GOING.BUT,WE ARE STILL AND WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY OF THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'WHAT IS INDIA'?THE 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.HOW?---RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WILL DISCUSS ABOUT 'INDIA'.ACCORDING TO THE BRITISHERS(AMERICANS),INDIA IS THE 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.ACCORDING TO ME THE THE MOST ADVANCED COUNTRY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.WHO GAVE AMERICANS THE POWER TO CALL INDIA A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY?THEY THEMSELVES STARTED CALLING US A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY,BECAUSE INDIA IS A POOR COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?AMERICA IS THE RICHEST COUNTRY,THEREFORE IT'S A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?INDIANS ARE SLAVES.THE BRITISHERS CALL INDIANS A BLACK SLAVE.WHY?BECAUSE THEY ROBBED ALL OUR WEALTH FROM OUR COUNTRY BY COLONIZING IT AND COLONIZING OTHER 100 COUNTRIES.THEREFORE THEY CALL THEMSELVES A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.MEANS ROBBERS ARE SUPERIOR THAN THE ROBBED ONES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY ROBBED BY THE COLONIZATION OF 100 COUNTRIES BY THE BRITISHERS?THEY INVESTED THAT MONEY IN BUILDING A NEW COUNTRY CALLED 'USA'.THE BIG TOWERS,8 LANES ROADS,HIGH SALARIES TO THE WHITE CITIZENS ON THE SAME POST AND LOW SALARIES TO THE 'RED INDIANS',WHO ACTUALLY ARE THE MAIN CITIZENS OF THE NORTH AMERICA.THEY ARE CALLED 'BLACKS' AND THEY LIVE A MISERABLE LIFE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY UNDER SUPRESSION.
SUPPOSE AN IIM'S GRADUATE FROM AHMEDABAD GETS 1.5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM,THEN THE ANOTHER MBA GRADUATE FROM AN INFERIOR COLLEGE OF USA AND A WHITE CITIZEN RECEIVES 5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM.USA IS A HELL.
INDIA HAS CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE(BRAMHAA),GOD 'SHIVA' SNATCHES THE LIFE FROM THE PEOPLE AND DESTRUCTS DEMONS.GOD 'VISHNU' MANAGES THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE VAIDIC PERIOD?THE ENTIRE SAINTS OF INDIA WERE DEVELOPING THE 'VEDAAS' AND MAKING CONTACTS WITH THE GOD,MADE CONTACTS,DEVELOPED SEVERAL TECHNOLOGIES TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE BY JUST SPRINKLING WATER ON HIM.THE 'OODAN KHATOLA' FLEWED TO ANY PART OF THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANY MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY,WITHIN FEW SECONDS.A MAN BY OPENING HIS MOUTH EMITTED BILLIONS OF POWERFUL ARROWS,EACH ARROW ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE SUN.A MAN ,FOR INSTANCE 'RAAVANA' HAD 10 HEADS.WHEN ONE HEAD WAS CUT BY AN ARROW THE CUT HEAD AUTOMATICALLY JOINED GAINTO THE REMAINING 9 HEADS.PEOPLE HAD MANY HANDS.MANY LEGS.
THE WEIGHT OF THE BOW OF GOD 'SHIVA' WAS SO HEAVY THAT WHEN GOD 'RAM' WENT FOR HIS POWER TEST TO MARRY THE PRINCESS OF KING DASARATH 'SEETA',THEN HE TOLD HIS BROTHER LAXMAN TO PRESS THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG,BECAUSE THE CHANCES WERE THAT THE EARTH MIGHT TWIST.LAXMAN PRESSED THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG AND GOD 'RAM' LIFTED THAT EXTREMELY HEAVY BOW AND BROKE IT.THE SOUND OF THE BREAKING OF THE BOW ECHOED ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.CONSIDER THE POWER.
WHILE SAINTS WERE DEVELOPING VEDAAS THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE BUSY IN ROBBING GOLDS,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS ETC ,BECAUSE ALL WERE DEEPLY CONCENTRATED IN DEVELOPING THE VEDAAS.THE SAINTS KNEW THAT THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE ROBBING THE WEALTH,BUT THEY DIDN'T CARE.NOW,IT RESEMBLES THE 'BIBLE'.JESUS CHRIST BEFORE HIS DEATH TOLD THAT LET THE SINNERS COMMIT THE SINS,I AM DIEING TO SAVE THOSE SINNERS.NOW IT ALSO RESEMBLES THE FOLLOWING SAYING-
'WHEN HEALTH IS LOST,SOMETHING IS LOST'
'WHEN WEALTH IS LOST,NOTHING IS LOST'
'WHEN CHARACTER IS LOST,EVERYTHING IS LOST'.
TODAY,WE ARE BEING ROBBED BY THE MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS.WE KNOW THIS,BUT WE HARDLY CARE FOR IT.
AMERICANS CALL 'RAMAAYANA' AND 'MAHABHARAT' AS AN INDIAN COMIC.THEY ALSO CALL GOD 'SHIVA' ,GOD 'BRAMHAA',GOD 'VISHNU' AS A COMIC CHARACTER.NOW LET'S SEE A DISCUSSION BETWEEN A DOCTORATE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION FROM HAVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL ,USA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.'MG' FOR MANAGEMENT GURU AND 'R'.
R--WHY HAVE YOU DEVASTATED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY?
MG--BECAUSE MUSIC HAS NO SENSE TO PREVAIL,IT'S USELESS.
R--BUT JESUS CHRIST TOLD THAT MUSIC IS THE PRAYER FOR THE GOD?
MG--THOSE WERE COMIC CHARACTERS,I DON'T BELIEVE THESE STUPID THINGS,WE CARE FOR EARNING MONEY.
R--CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC?
MG--YES,I FUCK THE MUSIC AND MUSICIANS.
R--BUT,HOW COULD YOU FUCK IT,IT WILL KILL YOU .
MG--HOW?
R--YOUR HEART BEATS,THESE BEATS ARE MUSICAL.THEY NORMALLY BEAT AT THE RATE OF 72 BEATS/MINUTE.IF THE NUMBER OF BEATS WOULD BE INCREASED OR DECREASED YOU WILL TURN INTO A CARDIAC PATIENT.IF THE MUSIC OF YOUR HEART BEAT WOULD STOP,THEN YOU WOULD BE DECLARED DEAD BY THE DOCTORS.
MG--BUT,I CONTROL THE BEATS.
R--HOW?
MG--BY DOING YOGA(INDIAN) EXCERCISES.
AFTE 3 DAYS,
R--WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS AND SHAKING?
MG--I LOST MY BUSINESS DEAL.I HAVE LOST 2 MILLION US DOLLARS.
R--LET ME CHECK YOUR MUSIC(HEART BEAT).
R--THE MUSIC HAS BECOME A DISCO BEAT.THE HEART BEAT IS 108 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG--WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IN MUSIC?
R--THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.5 BEATS,DERHA GOON'.MEANS 1 BEAT HAS BECOME EQUIVALENT TO 1.5 BEATS.GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY.
AFTER 5 DAYS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY WIFE DIVORCED ME.I AM DEPRESSED.PLEASE CHECK MY MUSIC.
R--THE MUSIC IS 144 BEATS PER MINUTE.THIS MEANS THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.75 BEATS'.MEANS A SINGLE HEART BEAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 1.75 BEATS.GO FOR THE BYPASS SURGERY.
AFTER 1 MONTHS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY SON DIED.PLEASE CHECK THE MUSIC OF MY HEART .
R--I WON'T CHECK,BECAUSE MUSIC IS A BULLSHEET.ISN'T IT?
MG--PLEASE CHECK IT,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
R--OK.SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE,I SAY YOU LAST TIME ABOUT YOUR HEART'S MUSIC.10 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG --WHAT?????
R--YES.
MG--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NOW GO TO HELL.
MG--PLEASE,PLEASE SAVE ME.
R--GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST.
MG--I AM GOING,LOOSING MY LIFE..........PLEASE .....PROVIDE.......AN ARTIFICIAL .......RESUSCITATIO........N.FINISH.
R--REALLY MUSIC IS WORTH FUCKING MR. MANAGEMENT GURU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

Wednesday 5 May 2010

'THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE ONGOING 3RD WORLD WAR.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.AS WE ALL NO THAT THE 3RD WORLD WAR IS GOING ON.THE MAJOR COUNTRIES DEVASTATED BY THE BRITISHERS OR AMERICANS(NEW BRITISHERS) ARE--IRAQ,YUGOSLAVIA,SEPERATION OF CZECHOSOLOVAKIA,SPLITTING OF USSR INTO CIS COUNTRIES,DEVASTATION OF PAKISTAAN,AFGHANISTAAN,IRAN ON THE TARGET,DEVASTATION OF NEPAL AND INDIA UNDER THE PROCESS OF RECOLONIZATION AGAIN BY THE BRITISHERS(USA).
1.IMPACT ON INDIA--ASSASINATION OF SMT.INDIRA GANDHI,ASSASINATION OF SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,ASSASINATION OF SRI SANJAY GANDHI,COLONIZATION OF MEDIA,COLONIZATION OF DEMOCRACY BY EVM MACHINE,INCREASE IN CASTEISM,RELIGIOUS WAR,MURDERS,TERRORISM(COLONIZATION),COLONIZATION OF COMMUNICATION MEDIA SUCH AS COMPUTER,CELL PHONES,COURIERS,POSTAL REGISTRY,TELEPHONES,FAX MACHINE,TV,DISH TV,MOBILE TOWERS ALL ARE OPEN TO EVERY BODY.THERE IS NO SECRECY.ISS CAN EVEN TAKE THE PHOTOGRAPH OF A PERSON INSIDE HIS ROOM ANY TIME.WHAT SHOULD WE DO?THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER WAYS OF COMMUNICATIONS,THAT EVERY BODY SHOULD CHOOSE FOR HIMSELF.FOR EXAMPLE MY WAY OF COMMUNICATION IS AN EXTRATERRESTERIAL COMMUNICATION THROUGH THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC.
NOW,NO BODY COULD HACK IT.DIFFERENT RAAGAAS AND DIFFERENT TAALS LEADS TO DIFFERENT COMMUNICATION PATHS.THEY ARE INFINITE IN NUMBERS.
2.IMPACT ON USSR--THEY DEVELOPED.THE KYIEV SHINES LIKE A HEAVEN TODAY.
3.IMPACT ON ENGLAND--THE MURDER OF PRINCESS DIANA,AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
4.IMPACT ON USA---THE CYCLONES,SELF DESTRUCTION OF THE TWIN TOWERS IN NEWYORK AND WASHINGTON DC,POOR ECONOMY GROWTH,HIV PATIENTS,SEVERAL PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISORDERD PERSONS,EXCESSIVE CRIME RATES,EXTREMELY NERVOUS CITIZENS,BLACK AND WHITE DISCRIMINATION ETC.
5.TV CHANNELS OF INDIA--HOW MANY TV CHANNELS BROADCAST 'USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN'S TABLA
RECITAL?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOWS 'USTAAD AHMED JAANTHIRAKAWA'S 'TABLA RECITAL'?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT. KISHAN MAHARAAJ'S TABLA RECITAL?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW THE VOCAL RECITAL OF PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAAJ GURU JI?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW THE SITAAR RECTAL OF BHARATRATNA PT. RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE GHAZAL PERFORMANCE OF JAGJEET SINGH AND GHULAAM ALI?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE SONGS OF KISHORE KUMAR,LATA MANGESHKAR?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE TRUTH?
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A SINGLE MURDER IN PATNA ECHOED FOR 10 YEARS.TODAY PEOPLE ARE KILLED LIKE INSECTS.BUT ,THERE IS NO REACTION.TOMMOROW THE USA IS COMING TO HOST IT'S FLAG ON THE RED FORT.WHAT WOULD TOU DO?SHOUT,THROW STONES,PROTEST AND THEN IMPRISONED OR ONLY 100 OF INDIANS WOULD BE SHOT DEAD AND THE INDIA WILL BECOME THE COLONY AGAIN.
WHAT TO DO?START WRITING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ON THE ONGOING 3RD WORLD WAR.THIS TIME EITHER WE WOULD UNITEDLY WIN OR UNITEDLY INDIA,CHINA AND USSR WILL BE COMPLETELY EVACUATED.NO PERSON WOULD BE ALIVE TO BE RULED UPON.
IF CHINA AND USSR DOESN'T SUPPORTS INDIA THEN ATLEAST THERE SHOULD BE THE MURDER OF 1.25 BILLIONS INDIANS.LET ALL THE INDIANS DIE TOGETHER,BECAUSE THOSE WHO WILL ESCAPE THIS BATTLE,THE LIFE FOR HIM WILL BE WORSE THAN THE HELL.LET'S CONQUER THE 3RD WORLD WAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS
KALPANA CHAWLA--SHE WAS THE INDIAN AND YUGOSLAVIAN BREED.LENAA WAS UNHAPPY WITH WAR GOING ON YUGOSLAVIA DURING 1992-94AD.THIS MEANS THAT USSR NEVER WANTED TO KILL HER.MANY AMERICANS ALSO DIED,JUST TO HIDE THAT KALPANA CHAWLA ALONE WAS NOT THE VICTIM.THE USA IS THE BRITISH SPONSORED COUNTRY.

Tuesday 4 May 2010

WHY CHRISTIANS ARE JEALOUS OF THE HINDU RELIGION?RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.SIZE OF THE RELIGION DOESN'T MATTERS,THE PRIMITIVE CHARACTER OF THE RELIGION MATTERS.HINDU RELIGION IS THE MOST PRIMITIVE AND MOST SUPERIOR THAN ANY RELIGION.THIS IS A FACT.IT IS ALSO THE MOST POWERFUL RELIGION OF THE WORLD.BEWARE!.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'THE LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS RECONFIRMED,NOW WHAT WOULD THE ISS DO?RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

'THE DEATH OF AN ASTRONAUT 'KALPANA CHAWLA'--A CONSPIRACY--RINKU ADARSH,2010 AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE DEATH OF AN INDIAN ASTRONAUT 'KALPANA CHAWLA' WAS NOT NORMAL,BUT INTENTIONAL AS SHE HAD GATHERD MANY INFORMATIONS RELATED TO THE SPACE.THE PRINCIPLES OF THE DEVELOPED NATIONS ARE TO USE INDIANS AND THROW INDIANS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

Saturday 1 May 2010

'PREPARATIONS FOR THE GRAND CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THANKS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE.TODAY WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE BIGGEST CONCERT EVER HELD IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW.THE MAIN ADMINISTRATORS ARE--'QD','R','A'--FOR ANAND,'V'FOR VINID,'N' FOR NATAASHAA,'O' FOR OKSANA,'V' FOR VIKTORIA,'G' FOR GAALIYAA,'W' FOR WAALIA,'T' FOR TAANYAA,'AL' FOR ALEXI,'AS, FOR ASHRAF PERVEZ ,AND 'L' FOR PRINCESS LENAA.'AL' IS THE SET DESIGNER.
QD--THIS IS A VERY ROMANTIC PLACE.EVERY BODY IS KISSING AND LOVING EACO OTHER AND THERE IS NO BODY TO INTERFERE.
R--YES DARLING.AFTER ALL THIS IS THE COUNTRY OF CZARS.I WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE COMMARADE 'KARL MARX'AND COMMARADE 'LENIN' FOR MAKING SUCH A NICE COUNTRY LIKE USSR.THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY OF THE WORLD.
AL--HOW IS THE SET SIR?
R--GOOD.BUT,THE SPACE NEEDS TO BE INCREASED.THE STAGE AREA SHOULD BE 50,000 SQ. FT.MAKE THIS 'TAJ MAHAL' FULLY WHITE ,MADE OF AN ORIGINAL MARBLES .PLEASE POLISH THE KREMLIN PROPERLY.ASRAF,WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUGGEST ANYTHING?
AS--THE SITTING SPACE SHOULD ACCOMODATE ATLEAST 2 LAKHS PEOPLE.
T--THE STAGE SHOULD BE MADE COMPLETELY WITH THE RED ROSES.
G--THE LIGHTS SHOULD FLASH ON THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.
W--THE SOUND SYSTEM SHOULD BE CAPABLE TO BE HEARD FROM MOSCOW TO KYIEV.
V--THE DANCE FLOOR SHOULD BE MADE OF DIAMONDS ,PASTED ON THE PRECIOUS COLOURED GLASSES.
A--THE DISCO LIGHT SHOULD BE POWERFUL,AS I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
PL--MAKE THIS PYRAMID OF EGYPT BIGGER.
AL--HOW ABOUT THE DRINKS AND FOOD ARRANGEMENTS?
R--MAKE 'ASTALICHNAYA VODKA','SMIRNOFF VODKA','FRENCH LIQUOR','CHAMPAGNES','VEENO','BEER BOTTLES OF NOBESKI','JOHNY WALKER BLUE LABEL WHISKY' FOR THE DRINKS AND 'CHICKEN FRY','RICE BIRYAANI','CHICKEN HAMBURGER','ROASTED MEAT','CHICKEN GARLIC','INDIAN TANDOORI ROTI','INDIAN CHICKEN ROAST','INDIAN TEA','MURGA MUSAALLAM' FROM INDIA,'ROOMAALI ROTI FROM INDIA','GERMAN ORANGE JUICES','FRENCH PERFUMES'ETC. FOR THE CHIEF GUESTS AVAILABLE.
QD--RINKU,THE MICRO PHONES SHOULD BE ATLEAST 700 PIECES.
R--OK DARLING.
PL--I WANT TO KISS YOU RINKU AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--OK DARLING,WE WILL DO IT.
QD--I AM ALSO TIRED TAKE ME BACK TO PATNA AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--LET'S THREE OF US TOGETHER SLEEP HERE IN MOSCOW.
AL--WHAT OTHER ARRANGEMENTS ARE REQUIRED?
R--I WILL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
QD+PL+R---INSIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OF THE LARGEST HOTEL OF THE WORLD 'HOTEL MASKAWA' WITH 1,000 ROOMS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.