Tuesday 29 January 2013

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YERA TO MR. RAVINDRA JAIN GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. SONU NIGAM JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. ANNU MALIK GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. VEEJU SHAH GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. VEEJU SHAH GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. VEEJU SHAH GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MRS. MANISHA KOIRALA JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MRS. MANISHA KOIRALA JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MANISHA KOIRALA JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. AMEER KHAN.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO LATA MANGESHKAR JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MISS LATA MANGESHKAR JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MISS LATA MANGESHKAR JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MISS LATA MANGESHKAR JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MR. BAPPI LAHIRI GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO PEENAAZ MASANI JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO SMT. ASHA BHONSLE JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO PT. SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO USTAAD GHULAAM ALI GURU JI.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO PT. HARIPRASAD CHAURASIA GURU JI.

WISH A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO USTAAD AMJAD ALI KHAN GURU JI.

WISH A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO PT. JASRAJ GURU JI.

Friday 25 January 2013

HOW TO CELEBRATE 26TH JANUARY.FEW SUGGESTIONS.

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
                                          HELLO.WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.TOMORROW IS 26th JANUARY.WE MUST CELEBRATE THIS DAY LIKE WE CELEBRATE DEEPAWALI,HOLI,EID,CHATH,HAPPY BITHDAYS,MARRIAGE CEREMONIES,CHRISTMAS DAY ETC.
WE MUST BEGIN THE DAY WITH GREAT ENTHUSIASM.THE SUGGESTION IS AS FOLLOWS--
1.GET UP AT 7AM--8.30AM.BECOME FRESH TILL 11AM.HOST THE FLAG.EAT SNACKS AND JALEBIS.SPRINKLE GULAAL AND ROSE WATER ON EACH OTHER.SING FEW PATRIOTIC SONGS FOR THE SORROUNDINGS LIKE 'JANA GANA MANA',EES DES KI DHARTI SONA OOGLE,BHADTE KADAM,NANHA MUNNAH RAAHI HOON,AYE MERE WATAN KE LOGON ETC.
IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO HAVE A FORMAL TRAINING IN SINGING FOR THESE SONGS.IT MUST BE AUDIBLE.
2.GATHER WITH YOUR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS--12-1PM. AND PLAN A PROGRAMME FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT.CALL A COOK.TELL HIM TO PREPARE CERTAIN DELICIOUS MENUS.SUGGESTION FOR THE MENUS GOOD VARY ANYWHERE FROM VEG TO NON-VEG DEPENDING ON THE HUNGER.HOT BEVERAGES SUGGESTED.
3.CONTRIBUTE MONEY EQUALLY.DON'T HESITATE TO PARTICIPATE.
4.USE MUSIC SYSTEM AND ORIGINAL CD'S FOR THE MUSIC AND DANCE PROGRAMME.
5.START THE LUNCH PROGRAMME AT 3.30 PM.EAT,DRINK,SING AND DANCE TILL 6.30PM.
6.TAKE REST--6.30PM-8.20PM.
7.8.30PM--2AM--TAKE DINNER,CHANGE YOUR BEVERAGE.PLAN AN INFORMAL CONCERT .USE MUSIC SYSTEM FOR THE DANCE SHOW.EXHAUST YOURSELF WHILE DANCING.DON'T HESITATE TO DANCE WITH THE FEMALES.GIVE OPPORTUNITIES TO THE SMALL CHILDRENS FOR SINGING AND DANCING.DON'T FEAR FOR THE BLACKOUT.
IF POSSIBLE ARRANGE COLOURFUL LIGHT FOR THE VENUE.
                                 YOU CAN CONNECT TO MY ANTENNA FOR THE ALL INDIA RELAY OF THE INFORMAL CONCERT(10PM--ONWARDS).
             ENJOY AND ENJOY.WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY 26TH JANUARY,2013.
     JIMMY JIMMY AAJA AAJA,
                                                                                                RINKU ADARSH

Wednesday 23 January 2013

I HAVE COME UP FROM 1,000KM. BELOW THE SEA LEVEL AFTER A 23 DAYS OF STRENUOS EXPEDITION.SOME OF THE RESUTS ARE-----

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                                 HELLO.WISH YOU A VERY VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.I WENT DOWN 1,000KM. BELOW THE SEA LEVEL FOR A VERY SECRET UNIVERSAL EXPEDITION.THE PRESSURE WAS INTENSE AND THE OXYGEN LEVEL BARE FOR THE SURVIVAL.THERE WAS A CONTINUOS SUFFOCATION FOR 23 DAYS NON-STOP.
I DON'T WAN'T ANY AWARD FOR THIS EXPEDITION AS I HAVE GATHERED NEARLY THE 50% OF THE WORLD'S GDP ALONE.THIS SUM COULD BE ANY WHERE AROUND MULTI QUINTILLION OF UK POUNDS.
I THANK MY SUPPORTERS FOR THIS EXPEDITION.THEY ARE----
1.DR. B.N. UPADHYAYA(PHYSICIAN)---MY FATHER,WHO SUPPORTED ME MORALLY,ECONOMICALLY,FINANCIALLY FOR NON--STOP 41 YEARS.
2.MY GURUS,AS EVERY ONE KNOWS THEM.
3.UKRAINSKAYA ALEONA VICTOROVNA---MY GIRL FRIEND OF KIEV WHO INSPIRED ME TO BECOME SO MUCH POWERFUL PERSONALITY.
4.THE FORMER USSR,FOR THEIR CONTINUED SUPPORT.SPECIAL THANKS TO 'KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY' FOR THEIR NON--STOP TECHNICAL SUPPORT.SPECIAL THANKS TO 'THE RED SQUARE' MOSCOW,FROM WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION.
5.MY HOTTEST AND SINCERE LOVE FOR THE 'GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS' WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO BECOME SUCH A POWERFUL PERSONALITY,AND FAMOUS IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM.
I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
6.MY HEARTIEST THANKS TO MICROSOFT CORPORATION,HP,INTEL CORE DUO PROCESSOR AND THE GRANDEST 'PHILIPS' MUSIC SYSTEM FOR THEIR CONTINUOUS SUPPORT.
I THANK WORLD WIDE GUITARISTS FOR THEIR CO-OPERATION.MISS ANA SEGDOVA OF FRANCE FOR PLAYING SUCH A NICE PIECE OF GUITAR.
7.MY SPECIAL THANKS TO 'GOOGLE INDIA' FOR PROVIDING ME EXTREMELY RARE PIECES OF GLOBAL INFORMATIONS.
8.MY VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO 'YOU TUBE' FOR PROVIDING ME THE GLIMPSES OF VERY HIGH PROFILE GUITARISTS OF THE WORLD.
9.MY SPECIAL THANKS TO DUBAI,SHARJAAH,ABU DHABI,IRAQ,IRAN,EGYPT,FRANCE,GERMANY,LONDON,NEW YORK,PARIS,GREECE,CHINA,,JAPAN,AUSTRALIA,PAKISTAN,AFGHANISTAAN AND INDIA FOR THEIR CONTINUED SUPPORT.
IN A NUTSHELL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THIS WORLD IS A TRUE LOVE IE. A LOVE BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL.THE NEXT IS LOVE FOR THE MOTHERLAND.A GOOD MUSIC PIERCES DEEP INSIDE THE INNERMOST CORES OF THE ENTIRE GALAXIES OF THE UNIVERSE.
10.THE RHYTHM (TABLA) CONTROLS THE ENTIRE RESPIRATION OF THE UNIVERSE.IT BALANCES EVERYTHING,EVERYTHING BEYOND AND BEYOND,BEYOND AND BEYOND THE THOUGHT,6TH SENSE,AND ABOVE AND ABOVE THE DIMENSIONS OF LIFE AND DEATH,HEAVEN AND HELL.
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ANYBODY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO EVEN DARE TO HAVE A MUSICAL DUEL WITH ME.BECAUSE GOD HAS GIVEN ME HIS ENTIRE SUPPORT TO ME.
THE DAWN BEGINS..............
                                                                                                                    RINKU ADARSH.

Sunday 20 January 2013

STATISTICS OF DIFFERENT ATTACKS ON MY BODY.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                      HELLO.WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE DETAIL OF ATTACKS ON MY BODY---
1. 1992-95---LIVED IN KIEV.PASSPORT SNATCHED ILLEGALY,MONEY SNATCHED,FREEDOM SNATCHED,FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST THE CRIMINALS,MULTIPLE PHYSICAL INJURIES,EXTREME HUMILIATION AND ULTIMATELY THE LOSS OF MY LOVE.
2.2000-2006---MULTIPLE POISONOUS ATTACKS INCLUDING CHEMICAL ATTACKS,RADIOACTIVE ATTACKS,BIOLOGICAL ATTACKS,FOOD POISONING ETC.
2006--2013---ANAL POISONING,CNS CLOUDING BY THE HELP OF CYBER POISONS,SEVERAL PHYSICAL ATTEMPTS TO DAMAGE MY UNIVERSAL BRAND,VICTIM OF CYBER CRIMES,LOST ENORMOUS MONEY,DECLARED MAD BUT DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I SUFFERED FROM DEPRESSION,FORCEFUL MARRIAGE AGAINST MY WILL SINCE I WAS FIGHTING AGAINST THE ANTI-NATIONAL ELEMENTS,REDISLOCATION OF MY LEFT LEG,SEXUAL POISONING ETC.THESE ARE ONLY SOME OF THE OSCARS I GOT AFTER THE GUINNESS.MANY MORE OSCARS I DON'T WAN'T TO REVEAL.
I HAVE LIVED A LIFE OF A 'DEATH SENTENCED PRISONER' AFTER 1992.THIS WHY PEOPLE FEAR TO PROTECT THEIR TRUE LOVE AND THEIR COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
                                                                                          RINKU ADARSH

Wednesday 9 January 2013

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HON'BLE CHARLES1,ROZER BECKON,CAXTON,MARCO POLO,CHRISTOPHER COLUMBAS,SIR THOMAS MOER,MR. COPERNICUS,MR. LORENZO GIBERTI,MR. JOHN NAPIER,MR. ISAAC NEWTON,MARTIN LUTHER,JAMES 2ND,NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE,GEORGE WASHINGTON,JAMES WATT,WILLIAM 1ST,KARL MARX,LENIN.

A VERY VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ADAM HENKO,BARBARA TUCKER,DARRYL H. VON DANIKEN,GARY SALZMAN,JOE GRANDA,MACHEW L. KLETTER,MICHAEL SPIEGELMAN,MICHAEL WEISS.

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO HE VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH.

A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HE DMITRY MEDVEDEV.

A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO AMERICAN AIRLINES,UNITED AIRLINES,DELTA AIRLINES,NORTHWEST,BRITISH AIRWAYS,CONTINENTAL,LUFTHANSA,SOUTHWEST,AIR FRANCE,US AIRWAYS,KLM,QANTAS,CATHAY PACIFIC,SINGAPORE AIRLINES,AMERICA WEST,EMIRATES,KOREAN AIR,IBERIA,ALASKA,ATA,ALITALIA,CHINA SOUTHERN,SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES,JAPAN AIRLINES,AIR CANADA.

MY BEST MUSIC FOR THE WINE GROUP,E&J GALLO WINERY,BRONCO WINE COMPANY,FOSTER'S WINE ESTATES,BROWN FERMIN WINES,F. KORBEL AND BROTHERS,ASCENTIA WINE ESTATES,THE COPPOLA COMPANIES,BOGLE VINEYARDS,RODNEY STRONG,PURPLE WINE COMPANY,SAN ANTONIO WINERY.

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO CITI BANK,BANK OF AMERICA,HSBC HOLDINGS,UBS,SWZ,CREDIT SUUUSSIE,RBS SCOTLAND,DEUTCHE BANK,BNP PARIDAS,BARCLAYS UK,BANK OF TOKYO.

A VERY VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HON'BLE TARO ASO,HU JINTAO,STEPHEN HARPER,MATTI VANHANEN,KOSTAS KARAMANLIS,GORDEN BROWN,FREDERICK REINFELDT,DR. ANGELA MERKEL.

MY SWEET KISSES FOR NUEVO LAREDO,LANGSTRASSENQUARTIER,DEWALLEN,REEPERBAHN,KARENGA HAPE ROAD,MANCHESTER STREET,VIVIAN STREET.

MY BEST FORTUNES FOR CROWN,JUPITERS,BALLYS,BELLAGIO,BINION'S HORSESHOE,CAESAR'S PALACE,CIRCUS CIRCUS,EXCALIBAR,LUXOR,MGM GRAND,TREASURE ISLAND,VENETIAN,SKY CITY,,THE CARRIBBEAN,BEAN RIVAGE,MAHEGAN SUN,.

MY OLDEST PALE OF DOM PERIGNONS FOR MY BEST FRIENDS SPACE,PACHA IBIZA,ZONK,THE CROSS,AIR,HONEY CLUB,THE EGG,LUSH!,MINISTRY OF SOUND,CHIBUKU,PACHA,COCOON,NODISKO,PANAMA.

A VERY VERY VERY PROSPEROUS PROSPEROUS PROSPEROUS HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO FABRIC,SPACE,AMNESIA,THE END,WOMB,PANORAMA,PACHA,GUVERNMENT,WARUNG,WATERGATE,ZONK,TURNMILLS,THE ARCHES,DC 10,YELLOW,DIGITAL,SANKEYS,STEREO,ROBERT JOHNSON,BERGHAIN.

A HAPPY HAPPY PROSPEROUS PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ADAM HERKO,BARBARA TUCKER,DARRYL H. VON DANIKEN,GARY SALZMAN,JAMES BERNARD,JOE GRANDA,LAINIE COPICOTTO.

A VERY SUCCESSFUL,HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIENDS LAWRENCE BENDER,ALBERT R. BROCCOLI,MEL BROOKS, JERRY BRUCKHEIMER,SANDRA BULLOCK,TIMBURTON,JIM CARREY,TOM CRUISE,LEONARDO DICAPRIO,MICHAEL DOUGLAS.

A VERY PROSPEROUS HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIENDS NICOLE KIDMAN,REESE WITHERSPOON,RENEE ZELLWEGER,DREW BARRYMORE,CAMERON DIAZ,HALE BERRY,ANGELINA JOLIE,KIRSTEN DUNT,JENNIFER ANISTON.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO GAVIN RABINOWITZ,,LEONARS JACK,JEREMY PAGE,SHIMIZU KENTARO,WADE MATT,GEORGE BERNARD.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIENDS TAKAHASHI,MARIE ANDREE,ATUL SRINGAR,,BENJAMIN SHEPPARD,ELIZABETH ROCHE,BEZEKA EVGENY,JP GANDROTA,MORRIS CHRIS,NELSON DEAN,MAESMANN FLORIAN.

Wednesday 2 January 2013

TODAY WHEN CLIMBING THE FENCE OF RACE COURSE FIELD(GANDHI MAEDAAN) I GOT INJURED,CARTILAGE DAMAGE OF MY LEFT LEG.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                                   HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.TODAY THE CARTILAGE OF MY LEFT LEG TEARED BECAUSE THE GATES OF GANDHI MAEDAAN WERE CLOSED.PATNA DOESN'T HAS A SINGLE BIG GROUND FOR IT'S CITIZEN.
SINCERELY,
                                                                                           RINKU ADARSH

Tuesday 1 January 2013

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO AVIARAD.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEWYEAR TO MY BEST FRIEND JUDD APATOW.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIEND JAMES CAMERON

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO JULIE THURMOND WHITMER,DIRECTOR CELEBRITY AND ENTERTAINMENT OUTREACH

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HE VLADMIR PUTIN.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW TO MY BEST FRIEND MIKE TYSON.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIEND CHUCKNOORIS.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HE ARNOLD SCHAZNEGGER.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST GIRL FRIEND KATE WINSLET(TITANIC FAME).

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIEND MARIA SHARAPOVA,WORLD CHAMPION OF TENNIS.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY BEST FRIEND MEGA STAR OF THE WORLD MICHAEL JACKSON

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO MY UNCLE RATAN TATA,ADITYA BIRLA,ADI GODREJ,HINDUJA BROTHERS,RAHEJA BROTHERS.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HIS HIGHNESS BILL GATES.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HIS HIGHNESS PRINCE WILLIAMS.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HE MEGASTAR AMITABH BACHCHAN.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HE PRANABH MUKHERJEE.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO HER MAJESTY PRINCESS OF DUKE.

MY SPECIAL THANKS TO HE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIAA.

MY BEST WISHES FOR HE BARACK OBAMA

MY BEST ROSES FOR HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH I I

MY RED ROSE BUCKETS OF FLOWERS FOR MY BELOVED QUEEN DIANA.

HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO QUANTILLIONS OF MY FANS UNIVERSALLY.