Sunday 4 April 2010

PRINCESS DIANA WANTS ME TO SELECT GENE1,WHAT SHOULD I DO?

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.PRINCESS DIANA IS VERY HAPPY WITH ME AND SHE UNFORTUNATELY CAN'T GIVE BIRTH TO OUR OFFSPRINGS.
PD--WHY ARE YOU NOT CLARIFYING YOUR INTEREST?
R--WHICH INTEREST?
PD--GENE1 INTEREST,YOU HAVE TO PASTE AN OINTMENT ON HER WOUNDS.
R--SHOULD I GO AND BEG BEFORE HER OR HER FATHER?WHAT DO YOU WANT?
PD--I MEAN TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER ON HER MOBILE NO.?
R--WHY SHOULD I INITIATE,IF SHE IS INTERESTED,THEN SHE SHOULD CALL ME PERSONALLY.I AM NOT THAT CHEAP.
PD--BUT SHE HESITATES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT DENY HER PROPOSAL OR THERE MIGHT BE RUMOURS ALSO.TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
R--SEE,I AM NOT AN IMMATUARED PERSON LIKE TODI,I AM HI-FIDELITY PERSONALITY.
PD--SO,WHAT SHOULD I DO,I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE CHILDRENS?
R--YOUR PRESENCE NEAR ME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE DARLING,AS FAR AS GENE1 IS CONCERNED,I AM NOT GOING TO INITIATE FIRST,I HAVE GOT AN EXTREME PERSONAL ESTEEM.
PD--OK,AS YOU WISH.LET'S SLEEP.PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

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