'THE LANGUAGES OF AN ANIMALS.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE LANGUAGES OF ANIMALS.
1.DOG--WHEN HAPPY--KIAOON-KIAOON,OONHA-OONHA-OONHA-OONHA,BAU-BAU-BAU-BAU.
WHEN HUNGARY--HAARP--HAARP-HAARP--HAARP,BHANR-BHAND-BHANR-BHAND.
WHEN ANGRY--HO-HO-HO-HO,BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON,GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT.
DOG IN RUSSIAN IS CALLED SABAAKA.OKSAANA TOLD ME THAT THE SABAAKA BARKS LIKE GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV IN RUSSIA.SOMETIMES HAAV-HAAV-HAAV-HAAV.
2.KOYAL(BIRD)--KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO,KUKU-KUKU,KOO-KOO,KOO-KOO.THAT'S LENAA CALLED ME KU-KU,KOO-KOO BECAUSE MY NAME IS RINKU ,WHICH BECOMES RINKA IN RUSSIA.SO,SHE IN LOVE CALLED ME KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO.LENAA IS ALSO A KOYAL,A BIRD WITH VERY SWEET VOICE AND FILLED WITH EMOTIONS.
3.GOAT--'MAEN-MAEN-MAEN-MAEN',MENHAA-MENHAA,MAA-MAA.
4.COW--'MAA-MAA',HO-HO,MAENR-MAENR,HOOA-HOOA-HOOA-HOOA.
5.CAT--'MIAOON-MIAAOON',MYAAOON-MYAAOON,KAHAAN HAYE RE-KAHAAN HAYE RE TO HER CHILDRENS.
6.LION--'HOARRRRRR-HOARRRRRR',HINKAAAAA-HINKAAAAA,HOOOOOOON---HOOOOOON,HAOHAOHAOHAO-HAOHAOHAOHAO.
7.BABY--'KEHAAN-KEHAAN' TO HER MOTHER MEANS KAHAAN-KAHAAN(WHERE ARE YOU?WHERE ARE YOU?).HERE I SUPPORT THE 'FREUDIAN THEORY'OF LOVE AND SEX.
WHAT HAPPENS THAT WHEN A CHILD IS BORN HE WANTS SEX AND LOVE.HE SUCKS HIS MOTHER'S BREAST AND KISSES HIS MOTHER AND ENJOYS LOVE AND SEX.
WHEN THE MOTHER STOPS GIVING HIM HER BREAST MILK AND SENDS HIM TO THE SCHOOL,HE LOOSES HIS LOVE AND SEX AT THAT POINT OF TIME AND STARTS SEARCHING FOR A GIRL FRIEND IN THE SCHOOL ,RIGHT FROM THE NURSERY CLASS.
THEN HE STARTS STRUGGLING FOR LOVE,WHICH HE NEVER GETS IN INDIA DUE TO SEXUAL RESTRICTIONS(POLITICS TO MAKE INDIANS A SLAVE),HE HAS ULTIMATELY TO MARRY A GIRL,SEEING HER PHOTOGRAPH ONLY.THIS SPOILS HIM FURTHER,SINCE SHE AND HE BOTH KNOWS EACH OTHER AND STARTS FIGHTING OR DIVORCES.
ANCIENT INDIA WAS A SEX FREE COUNTRY,THAT'S WHY IT HAD PLENTY OF WEALTH.MY FRIEND'S SON WHO IS ONLY 4 YEARS OLD SENDS LOVE LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE WOULD REACH THE STANDARD 2,THEN HE WILL MARRY HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE DOESN'T KNOWS THAT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT IN INDIA TO GET A TRUE LOVE AND SEX.SO,MOST OF THE PEOPLE IMMIGRATE TO THE WESTERN COUNTRY BEING CALLED THERE A SLAVE,A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN,BUT STILL RESIDES THERE ONLY FOR LOVE AND SEX.
RUSSIAN GIRLS,THEMSELVES OFFER THE SEX AND LOVE FREE OF COST WITHOUT BLACKMAILING THE BOYS OR ASKING FOR MONEY.KYIEV IS FULL OF TRUE LOVE.THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED A DEVELOPED AND POWERFUL COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.