Wednesday 7 April 2010

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH IN BOTANICAL GARDEN.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE ARE AGAIN INA ROMANTIC MOOD IN A BOTANICAL GARDEN.PD AND R.
PD--I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH YOU RINKU.I LOVE,I LOVE YOU ,VERY VERY MUCH.
R--I KNOW THIS THAT'S WHY I PULLED YOU OUT.
PD--LOOK RINKU,THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE COMING AGAIN.
R--DON'T WORRY,THEY WON'T TAKE OUR PHOTOGRAPHS,I AM NOT PRINCE CHARLES TYPE OF TIMID PERSON.
PD--I WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF MY OWN INTERNAL DISPUTE WITH THE QUEEN,SO THAT I DON'T BECOME THE QUEEN,AND CHARLES WAS A VERY LOW PROFILE PERSON.
R--NOW NO BODY IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM COULD EVEN DARE TO STARE UPON YOU ALL EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT I DON'T REQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO DESTROY COUNTRIES,I HAVE MY OWN EXTRATERRESTERIAL WEAPON WHICH COULD DESTROY COUNTRIES IN SECONDS.
PD--WHAT IS IN YOUR HAND ?
R--A GIFT FOR YOU MADE OF SPECIAL DIAMONDS,FOR YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
PD--WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS GIFT,IF YOU DON'T MIND?
R--37 TRILLION POUNDS.
PD--FROM WHERE DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY?
R--LET IT BE A SECRET. THIS IS A DRESS MADE OF AN EXTREMELY PRECIOUS DIAMONDS.
PD--PLEASE DONATE SOME MONEY TO MY CHILDRENS.
R--OK.I WILL DONATE THEM ALSO FEW BILLION POUNDS.
PD--PLEASE KISS ME AND LET'S MOVE INSIDE THE BED ROOM,I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.I AM HUNGARY.
R--OK.PLEASE COME.
NOW PD IS ONLY MINES,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

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