'ASRAANI JI SE BAATCHIT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.'A' FOR ASRAANI AND 'R'.
R--ASRAANI JI,AAJ KAL AAP KYAA KAR RAHE HAIN?
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR THEY,JAI AUR VEERU KO MAINE HI PAKADAA THAA.
R--AB KISKO PAKADNA CHAHTE HAIN?
A--AB TUMKO PAKDEGAA.
R--KAAHE SARKAAR?
A--ESLIYE KI TUM NUMBER KA CHAKKAR CHALAATE HO.
R--WO KAISE?
A--AB BATAO KI AGAR KISI KAA NAAM GHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.5 HO AUR BAAHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.6 HO TAB KAON SAHI HOGAA?
R--GHAR KA DIGIT.
A--KYOON?
R--KYOON KI GHAR ,BAAHAR SE NAZDEEK HOTAA HAYE.WAISE TO AAPOON KA GHAR AUR BAAHAR DONO KA DIGIT NO.5 HI HAYE.
A--TUM HERO BAN JAO FILM KE,AUR MUJHE PHIR SE ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DO.
R--AAPOON HERO BANTA NAHIN,BANAATA HAYE.
A--TO KISKO HERO BANAOGE?
R--AMITABH BACHCHAN KO.
A-KAISE?
R--ABHI TO AAPOON OONKA INTERVAL DEKHA HAYE,ABHI AADHA KAAM TO BAAKI HAYE.
A--JAI KO PHIR SE INSPECTOR VIJAY BANAOGE KYAA?YA HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORMAA BHOPALI SE ANDAR BHEJWAOGE?
R--EES BAAR AAPKO JAI BANAA DOONGA AUR JAI KO ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DOONGA.
A--HIAA,HIAA.MERE JAISA JAILOR TO KOI BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA KYOON KI MERE JAIL MEIN SOORANG BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA.SOORANG BANAANE SE PEHLE KESTO MUKHERJEE MUJHE SAB KOOCH BATAA DEGA.SOORANG BANAANE KA AUZAAR MERAI HAANTHON MEIN HAI-PAI.
R--EESLIYE JAI AUR VEERU JAIL SE BHAAG GAYE?
A--ARE MAIN TO OONKO PAKID HI LINGA.
R--TO PAKADIYE NA.
A--TUM JAILOR BANAO,TO MAIN PAKOD -BAKOR HI LOONGI.
R--AAP JAANTE HAIN KI MAINE KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
A--KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
R--KHEL HAMESHAA KE LIYE KHATMA KAR DIYAA HAYE,YAHAAN SE BAITHE-BAITHE.
A--KAON SA KHEL?
R--ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KO HAMESHAA KE LIYE BARBAAD KAR DIYAA HAYE,AB WO OOTH KE PAANI BHI NAHIN PIYENGE.
A--WO KAISE KIYAA?
R--'RINKU WAVE' SE.
A--VISHWAAS NAHIN HOTAA HAYE.
R--TO DEKHLIJIYEGA KI AB WO OOTH PAYENGE KI NAHIN.
A--OOTH HI NAHIN PAAYENGE?
R--MERE PHOONK SE OOD GAYE,HAMESHA-HAMESHA KE LIYE,BHARAT KI KASAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.