Tuesday 8 November 2011

DASSAHARA AND DEEPAWALI OF PATNA,2011AD.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY,I WOULD DISCUSS THE DASSAHARA AND DEEPAWALI OF PATNA,2011AD.
DASSAHARA WITNESED A SINGLE CONCERT IN THE GANDHI MAIDAAN.THE 1ST DAY SHOW WAS GOOD,BUT THE 2ND DAY SHOW WAS A FLOP,BECAUSE THERE WAS NO NO MONEY WITH THE ORGANIZING COMMITEE TO PAY THE ARTISTS.
DEEPAWALI WAS ALSO DULL BECAUSE PEOPLE HAD NO MONEY TO BUY THE CRACKERS.
PATNA HAS BECOME A POOR PLACE BASICALLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

Tuesday 27 September 2011

CONSEQUENCES OF RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA,2011AD,INDIA.

DEAR FRIENDS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD DISCUSS THE IMPACT OF RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA.
1.TELEPHONE TAPING OF EACH AND EVERY CITIZEN.
2.COMPUTER CHEATING OF DOCUMENTS OPENLY.
3.INCREASED CASTEISM AND RELIGIONISM.
4.INCREASED PRICES OF EVERY CONSUMER GOODS.
5.SICK INDUSTRIES OF INDIA.
6.DOWNWARD EXPORT AND INCREASED IMPORT OF GOODS.
7.INCREASE IN MENTLE AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS.
8.DECREASE IN AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTIVITY.
9.MINING INDUSTRY TO A HALT.
10.MUSIC INDUSTRY DEVASTATED.
11.VERY POOR STANDARD OF INDIAN MOVIES AND TELEVISION SHOWS.
12.HEAVY ENGINEERING CORPORATIONS NEARLY CLOSED.
13.LOST RESPECT OF POLITICIANS AMONG THE CITIZENS BECAUSE OF MULTIPLE SCAMS IN THE COUNTRY ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SI

WHY PATNA DOESN'T HAVE ANY MUSIC CONCERT IN DASSAHARA,2011AD,RINKU ADARSH

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD DISCLOSE THE SECRECY BEHIND PATNA NOT HAVING ANY MUSIC CONCERT IN DASSAHARA.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE REASONS--
1.TO PLEASE THE MUSLIM CITIZENS,THAT PATNA DOESN'T HAS ANY HINDU MAJORITY.AFTERALL DASSAHARA IS THE BIGGEST HINDU FESTIVAL.
2.THE ARTISTS DEMAND LOT OF MONEY FOR THEIR PERFORMANCES.
3.THE GOVERNMENT WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE BANK.
4.LACK OF INTEREST AMONG THE ORGANISERS.
5.NO ENTHUSIASM AMONG THE CITIZENS BECAUSE OF THE INCREASED CORRUPTION IN INDIA AND WORSE LAW AND ORDER SITUATION OF INDIA.
6.INDIA HEADING TOWARDS THE RECOLONIZATION.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

Tuesday 20 September 2011

PATNA IN DASSAHARA,1990AD,INDIA,RINKU ADARSH

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'R' FOR ME AND 'RK'FOR MR.RAM KHELAWAN ,A NAAL PLAYER(PERCUSSIONIST).
BACK TO 1990AD IN PATNA DURING THE DASSAHARA FESTIVAL.
R--THIS FESTIVAL IS HAVING MANY MUSIC CONCERTS,ISN'T IT MR.RAM KHELAWAN?
RK--YES SIR,WE ARE HAVING THE MASALA FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT,TILL MORNING 9AM.WE HAVE A BOLLYWOOD NIGHT AT GANDHI MAIDAN,INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC IN THE COLLEGIATE GROUND,QAWWALI AT MASSALAPUR HAAT,WESTERN MUSIC IN KANKARBAGH.BESIDES,WE HAVE A DISCO DANCE AT NALA ROAD.
R--WE ARE GOING TO ROCK THIS NIGHT.WE WOULD SQUEEZE THE BEST OUT OF THIS NIGHT.WE WILL TAKE OUR DINNER AT 11PM .WE WILL DRINK GERMAN CARLSBERG CANNED BEER.EAT CHINESE AND CONTINENTAL DISHES LIKE MANCHOW SOUP AND CHICKEN STEAK SIZZLER.
RK--YES SIR.AND A PAAN MASALA,PREFERABLY RAJNIGANDHA WITH A TULSI.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

Friday 3 June 2011

GARBAGE DISPOSAL SYSTEM OF PATNA

DEAR PATNAITES,
HELLO.WE ARE SITTING ON THE TONNES OF GARBAGE SYSTEM IN PATNA.THIS IS WHY PATNA IS DISEASED SO MUCH.LET'S MAKE THE PATNA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION MORE EFFICIENT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

Saturday 16 April 2011

PHYSICAL ASSAULTS ON RINKU ADARSH

DEAR GLOGAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY,I WOULD LIST THE FOLLOWING PHYSICAL ASSAULT ON RINKU ADARSH.
1.ATTACK INSIDE GANDHI MAIDAN BY A POLITICIAN.
2.ATTACK ON SP VERMA ROAD BY THE HIRWED CRIMINALS.
3.WINE ADULTERATION INSIDE A RESTAURANT IN PATNA
4.ATTACK ON THE NALA ROAD BECAUSE OF THE MONEY CHEATING AS AN EXCUSE AS A RETAILER
5.SEVERAL,OTHER ATTACKS WHICH SRI NITISH KUMAR VERY WELL KNOWS.
6.THE POLICE CALLED ME ONCE A GIRL TEASER AND SECOND TIME A POCKET PICKETER.
THE LAW AND ORDER SITUATION IN PATNA HAS NOT IMPROVED.HON,BLE SONIA GANDHI JI AND HON,BLE UNCLE MANMOHAN SINGH UNCLE SHOULD TAKE ATTACTIOM AGAIN THESE ATTACKS.
SINCERELTY,
RINKU ADARSH

Monday 3 January 2011

RELISH

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD DISCUSS ABOUT SAVOR(ENJOYMENT).THE PARTY OF THE NEW YEAR LASTS FOR 2 MONTHS IN RUSSIA.NON OF THE GIRLS REPUDIATES FOR DANCING.JUST AN INKLE IS ENOUGH.THEY REVERE THE RIFE LOVE ALONG WITH THE RUBBLE FROM THEIR BODY.THEY ARE NOT RUEFIL.THERE EPIGRAMS ARE ETHEREAL.I DON'T FIND ANY EXECRABLE THINGS IN THEIR CHARACTER.THE GIRLS OF INDIA ARE EVASIVE,ELUDING.
THE PERFECT PLACE TO RELISH IS REALLY FLEDGLING IN INDIA AND FLORID IN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE,BOTH THE COUNTRIES.THE INDIAN SOCIETY IS VERY BACKWARD,THE PEOPLE ARE FELLISH,FOOL HARDY.THEY ARE FOPPISH.
IT'S HORTATORY TO RELISH LIKE THEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MUSIC MAESTRO