A SUGGESTION FOR THE AIR HOSTESSES AND AIRCRAFTS PROPRIETORS OF THE WORLD.

DEAR AIRHOSTESSES,
HELLO.HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU.TODAY I READ IN THE NEWS PAPER NAMED'THE TIMES OF INDIA,MUMBAI',THAT THE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE INFLIGHT PASSENGERS STARE UPON YOU LIKE A HUNGARY LION.MY SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL PROUD ABOUT IT,BECAUSE THEY STARE UPON YOU ONLY BECAUSE YOU LOOK PRETTY.THIS INDICATES THAT YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR FLIGHT OPERATIONS.
I ALSO STARE UPON THE AIR HOSTESSES DURING MY FLIGHTS.IF ANY OF THE AIR HOSTESSES WOULD HAVE GOT HURT FROM ME,THEN I AM GOING TO PAY A HEAVY PENALTY FOR THIS.MY PENALTY IS-
1.FREE SUPPLY OF WINES TO ALL THE AIRCRAFTS OF THE WORLD CONTINUOUSLY FOR 2 YEARS.THIS WINE WOULD BE THE BEST AND THE MOST EXPENSIVE WINE OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY WINE IS 'NASHAA' A TABLA SOLO ALBUM FOR THE GLOBAL CITIZENS.I AM SURE IT WOULD BOOST YOUR SALES BY 20%.THE NAMES OF THE AIRCRAFTS ARE-
1.THE UNITED AIR LINES(USA)
2.DELTA
3.CATHAY PACIFIC
4.BRITISH AIRWAYS
5.KLM
6.LUFTHANSA
7.AEROFLOT
8.AIRFRANCE
9.AIRINDIA
10.ALITALIA
11.SINGAPORE AIRLINES
12.JAPAN AIR LINES
13.QATAR AIRWAYS
14.SWISS AIRWAYS ETC.
IF THIS WON'T WORK,THEN IT WOULD BE AN INDICATION THAT THE GLOGAL CITIZENS HAVE LOST THEIR FEELINGS,EMOTIONS(EHSAAS).THEN ,I WOULD SUPPLY MY EMOTIONS(EHSAAS) MUSIC ALBUM FREE OF COST TO THE ABOVE MENTIONED AIRCRAFTS ,SO THAT THEIR PAINS ARE REMOVED.BEST OF LUCK FOR ALL THE AIRHOSTESSES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.,INDIA