Tuesday 5 January 2010

'LAAL BAADSHAAH KI JAI HO'

'LB' SE LAAL BAADSHAAH,'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM AURO 'M' SE MANISHA KOIRALA DIDI LIKHAI.
R-JAI HO LAAL BAADSHAH KI.
LB-ARE AAIYE RINKU BABU,KAISE AANA HOOA?
R-ARE HAM BHAARI FERA MEIN FANS GAYE HAIN.
LB-KAA HOOA?
R-ARE E ANGAREZAWAN SAB EK-EK KARKE SAB DESWAN KO GULAAM BANAILE HAYE,IRAQ,AFGHANISTAAN,PAKISTAAN AURO AB HAMNI KE DESWA KO BHI GULAAM BANAYE KE CHAKKAR MEIN HAYE.
LB-TA AAPKO KA DIKKAT HAYE,AAP MASTI SE GAIYE BAJAIYE,AA TANI HAMRO HARMUNIA SIKHA DIJIYE,KAAHE KI HAMRA AWAAZ BAHOOT MOTA HAYE SASOORA SOORE NAHIN LAGATA HAYE.TA HAM GAAWE KAISE E BATAIYE?ARE SOONTI HO ,TANI CHAYE WAYE PILAO RINKU BABU KO.
M-AAP INSURANCE KARWA LIJIYE RINKU BABU,HAMARA TO AGENCY CHAMAK JAAYEGA AUR LOG MUJHE NAOKARI SE NAHIN NIKAALENGE.
LB-ARE TOHAR AADAT NAHIN CHOOTEGA AAYEN,JEKRA DEKHTI HO OKRE INSORANCE KARWAYE LAGATI HO.JAO CHAYE LAO.
M-AADHA -AADHA KAP MALAI MAARKE.
LB-AB MOONH KA TAAK RAHI HO TUKOOR TUKOOR.
R-CHODIYE LAAL BAADSHAH ,SHAYAAD DOODH NAHIN HO.
LB-HAMKO KA E SASOORI INSORANC WAALI SAMAJH LIYE HAIN.AB KAA BATAYEN RINKU BABU,AB BABU JI MIL GAYE HAIN,SHAADI SOODA HO GAYE HAIN,TA AB E MAAR DHAAD SE DOORE RAHNA CHAHTE HAIN.E ANGAREZ LOG KE CHAKKAR MEIN KAAHE LA PADTE HAIN?
R-LAAL BAADSHAAH KYA AAP DARTE HAIN?
LB-DARTE NAHIN HAIN,E LADAI MEIN HAMRA FINO KAYE GO KE KHOON KARNA PAD JAYEGA.AB,ABHI -ABHI BABU JI SE MILE HAIN,TA THODA TIME TA GOOZAAR LEN INKA SAATH.
M-YE LIJIYE CHAYE RINKU BABU,4 AADHA-AADHA KAP HAYE.WO KAHTE HAIN NA KI SAATH CHAAYE PEENE SE PYAAR BADHATA HAYE,INSORANCE BHI.
LB-AB KAA BATAYEN RINKU BABU E SASOORI JAB SE HAMRA PICHE PADI HAYE ,HAMRA KAPAAR KHARAAB KAILE HAYE.
R-JAANE DIJIYE ,KITNE KA INSORANC CHAHIYE?
M-10 KAROD KA.
R-E LIJIYE CHEQUE 10 KAROD KA.
M-AAP TO BHAGWAAN HAIN.
R-HAM BHIKHMANGA HAIN.
M-BADE LOG TO AISE HI BOLTE HAIN.
R-KHAER,TO LAAL BAADSHAAH JI ,SHURU HO JAYE DOSTI E ANGAREZWAN KE KHILAAF.
LB-CHALIYE AAP KAHTE HAIN TA HAM AAPSE HAANTH MILALETE HAIN.AB BATAIYE KYA KARNA HAYE?
R-AFGHANISTAAN AUR PAKISTAAN MEIN JOOT RAHE AMRIKI SENA KO ROKNA HOGA,KYON KI WO OONKE KANDHE PE BANDOOK RAKHKAR HAMARE MOOLK KE BEKASOOR LOGON KI JAAN LE RAHE HAIN,AUR ISE INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM KA NAAM DE RAHE HAIN.YAANI AATANKAWAAD TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH HAYE,SAMJHEN.
LB-ARE KANDHE PAR NA RAKH KE CHALA RAHA HAYE,TANI E DESWA MEIN TA GHOOSE DIJIYE.
R-TAB TAK BAHAOT DER HO CHOOKA HOGA LAAL BAADSHAH.
LB-TA CHALIYE AFGHANISTAN CHALTE HAIN AURO ANGAREZAWAN KO HUM KHATAM KARDETE HAIN.
R-AAP AKELE NAHIN JAAYENGE MAIN BHI AAPKE SAATH CHALOONGA.
LB-CHALIYE E HO KAAM KARIYE DIYA JAAYE.
R-CHALTA HOON ,YUDH KI TAIYAARI SHURU KAREN.
LB-RINKU BABU ABKI TA E ANGAREZWAN SAB TA GAYA KAAM SE,HAAN E HAM BOOJH GAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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