KISAAN LOG-SOONA AGO BATIA.

JAI HO KISAAN BHAI LOG,
PRANAAM.
R-E RAM KHELAWAN SINGH KAA KARATAARE ?
K-DOORDARSHAN DEKHA TAARE,HANTHWA MEIN RIMOTAWA LEKE .
R-KAA KHOJA TAARA HO RAM KHELAWAN SINGH?
K-SARKAAR,TIBIA PAR BADHIYAA GAANA SOONE KE MAN BA.MILTE NAIKHE.
R- TANI LAGAWA TA HUMHU DEKHAB.
K-DEKHIN CHANEL 1.--------------'SRINAGAR MEIN ZABARDAST AATANKAWAADI HAMLA,5 JAWAAN SHAHID,15 NAAGRIK GHAAYAL'.
R-CHALA CHANEL BADLA.CHANEL NO.2-------------'ADDA FADDA HO GAYA ,KHOPADI WOPADI KHALASH HO GAYA'.
K-AB?
R-CHANEL NO.3 LAGAWA-----------'US ARMY IS SENDING MORE TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAAN'.
K-AB?
R-AB-AB KOCHI KARA TAARA,BADLA DHER CHANEL BA.
K-CHANEL NO.4----------'NEW DELHI MEIN PREMI-PREMIKA KO ZINDAA JALAAYA'
K-CHANEL NO.5--------------'NUCLEAR TREATY SUCCESSFULLY SIGNED.INDIA CAN'T MAKE NUCLEAR WEAPONS'-US.
K-CHANEL NO.6----------'DARLING FUCK ME HARDER TODAY,I AM VERY THIRSTY'.
K-CHANEL NO.7------------'SIZZLING RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK ,PREPARES FOOD LIKE'PAMPPE MUSSA',DAKARTE SIZZLERS',LA DE TROPHIA' DRINKS.
K-CHANEL NO.8-'BOLLYWOOD MEIN SAMLAENGIK VIVAHON KI HOD'.
R- ARE! ROKA-ROKA.SOONE DA.'AB BOLLYWOOD KE ABHINETA SAMLAENGIK VIVAAH PAR FILM BANA RAHE HAIN.OONKA KAHNA HAYE KI ISMEIN BOORAI KYAA HAYE.HAM DONO HERO EK DOOSRE SE PYAAR KARTE HAIN ,TO ISMEIN BOORAI KYAA HAYE'.
K-CHANEL NO.9-------------------
R-CHODA,BAND KAR DA.
K-SARKAAR,E SAMLAENGIK VIVAAH KA HOLA?
R-ARE BOORBAK,OHNI KE LADKI NAIKHE MILAT,YEHI SE GAAND MAAD KE EK DOOSAR KE SANTOS KARA TAARE SA.
K-KAAHE?
R-PAISA KHAATIR,SANSKRITI BARBAAD KARE LA PAISA MILAL BA ,OHNI KE.EHI SE GAANDOO BAN GAILE SA.
K-AAAAAURO ASAL ZINDAGI MEIN?
R-ASAL ZINDAGI MEIN DHER MASOOM LADKI MIL JAALA OHNI KE CHODE KHAATIR PAISA KE BALPAR.
K-MANE HAMNI KE SAMLAENGIK BANAWE KE KOSHISH HOTA,APNE SAB KHOOB RANDDIBAAZI KARATARE SA.
R-HAAN.MAMOOLI BALWAAN BAADE SA,HAWA MEIN OOD-OOD KE 500-500 AADMI KE MAARALE SA.SAB BRUCE LEE KE CHELA BAADE SA.MOTOR CYCLE HAWA MEIN OODA KE HAWAI JAHAAJ KE TAKKAR MAAR DELE SA.
K-YE SARKAR KAHIN TA HAMRO LAAND BADI KAKOOLA TA.HUMHOON KHETAWA BECH KE E HEROIYA SABKE PAISA DEKE GAAND MARAB.GAAND BAHOOT MOLAYAM HOI SAKE.
R-TU NAAL WAADAK BAADA NA,EHE SAB KARBA.YUDH KE TAIYAARI CHALATA,DEEMAAG KHARAAB HO GAIL BA KAA?
K-TAA BADHIYAA GAANA KAISE SOONI BATAAIN?
R-TU PATNA CHAL AAWA AURO APAN MAN PASAND GAANA KE CD,BAAKAR GANJ KE BAZAAR SE KHARID KE,APAN CD PALEARAWA PA SOONA.ORIGINAL MANGIHAA.KEKAR GAANA SOONBA BOLA?
K-LATA MANGESHKAR JI KE,KISHORE KUMAR JI KE.
R-AAWA ENHAAN MIL JAI CD.SOONA BHAR PET.TV MAT DEKHA.
K-THEEK BA.AAWA TAANI PATNA,NAALO KHARIDE KE BA.
R-AWAA.ACHCHA CHALA TAANI.TIBA -TIBI CHODA DEKHE.
PRANAAM.
RINKU ADARSH