DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'SS' FOR MR. SAMSHER SINGH AND 'R'.
SS-SIR DID YOU READ THE NEWS PAPER TODAY?
R-NO.
SS-THE TOP HEADING IS 'AB RAJ THACKERAY NE JAHAR OOGLA'.
R-SO,WHAT HAVE I TO TAKE FROM THIS?
SS-SIR,'AB' MEANS AFTER YOUR YESTERDAYS STATEMENT.
R-WHICH NEWS PAPER DID PRINT THIS?
SS-SIR,HINDUSTAN ,PATNA,NEWS PAPER.
R-WHO IS THE HEAD OF THIS NEWS PAPER?
SS-SIR,MRS. SHOBHNA BHARTIYAA BIRLA.
R-OK.GO TO NEW DELHI AND ASK HER THAT HOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE POSESSES?
SS-SIR,SHE IS A MULTI BILLIONNAIRE.
R-GO AND TELL HER TO CUT ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MAHATMA GANDHI FROM HER CURRENCIES AND THEN ,LET HER COME COME ON THE STREET AS A BEGGAR.
SS-YES SIR, I WOULD DO IT.
R-PLEASE TELL HER TO STOP PRINTING ARTICLES THAT DEMORALISES THE INDIAN CITIZENS,OTHERWISE ALL THE NEWSPAPER IN INDIA WOULD BE BANNED.
SS-OK SIR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
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