Friday 29 January 2010

PLEASE DON'T USE THE VIAGRA,IT'S FATAL.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.30TH JAN.,2010.I FREQUENTLY RECEIVE THE SPAMS TO BUY VIAGRA TO INCREASE MY SSP.THIS VIAGRA IS VERY DANGEROUS,PLEASE DON'T USE IT.IF YOU ARE IMPOTENT,THEN STOP MASTURBATING AND USE THE MUSTARD OIL.
ONCE,I WAS IN LOKHANDWALA IN MUMBAI,WE WERE TO ORGANISE A COCKTAIL PARTY,BECAUSE MR. GURU(MULTI BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST) ARRIVED FROM TANZANIA.I CALLED MR. MAC MOHAN,MR.SUDHIR,MR. BOB KRISTO,MR. MOHAN SINGH(A RENOWNED REAL ESTATE CONSULTANT OF LOKHANDWALA) FOR A DRINK.I BOUGHT VAT69 SCOTCH WHISKY FOR MR. SUDHIR.MR. GURU ,WHO BAUGHT A FLAT IN LOKHANDAWALA IN RS. 80 LAKHS IN THE YEAR 2001,NOW IT COSTS 2.5 CRORES OF RUPEES WITH THE HELP OF MR. MOHAN SINGH,CALLED 3 CALL GIRLS TO FUCK.THEN HE ORDERED HIS SERVANT TO BUY A VIAGRA,BECAUSE HIS PENIS WAS NOT STANDING.
NOW THINK,WHEN A PERSON HAS LOT OF MONEY,HE BECOMES USELESS.HE WAS 60 YEARS OLD.WHEN THE PERSON HAS A STRONG PENIS,HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY.DON'T BELIEVE,THEN ASK MR. MOHAN SINGH ABOUT IT.
TODAY,I HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO TEAR EVEN THE MOST TORNED VAGINA OF THE WORLD,BUT DON'T HAVE MY FEMALE PRETTIEST EUROPEAN FEMALE PARTNER FOR LOVE AND SEX.THIS IS THE RESULT OF CAPITALISM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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