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PYAARE KISAAN BHAIYON,
PRANAAM.KISAAN KO 'K' SE LIKHENGE AUR KHOOD KO 'R' SE LIKHENGE.THEEK HAYE?
K-RINKU JI ,MAIN JAB SE MOBILE LIYAA HOON,HAMARA KOI KAAM AAGE NAHIN BADHA RAHA HAYE?KYA KAREN?
R-DEKHA,TU E BATAWA KI KETNA KHET HAWA TOHRA PAAS?
K- SARKAAR 10 BIGGHA?
R-A E MOBILEWA KAAHE KHAATIR KINLE BAADA?
K- DEHATWA MEIN MOBILE RAKHE SE BADI IZZAT MILA LA ,YE HI SE.
R-TU JAANA TAARA KI NAA,KI TAHAAR PAKIT MEIN CHAOBISO GHANTA A GO JAASOOS RAHA LA?
K-JAASOOS!OO KAISE?R-TU JO SOCHA LA, KARE KE SOCHA LA,BATIYAWA LA SAB KE POL TA KHOOL JA LA,KAAHE KI MOBILEWA OOPAR KE OOPGRAH SE JOODAL BA.SAB BAATIE KHOL DELA BIDESIYAN SE?
K- I SE KA HOLA?
R-KAHIYO PARMAANU SHAKTI SE BAARHA A KAHIYO AKAAL KARDIHEN SAB.
K-AUR KA KA KARA LA MOBILEWA?
R-MOBILE KE TOWER AUR OOPGRAH SE TARANG NIKLELA,OO TARANG TOHAAR DEEMAAG KE PHOTO LE LA ,KI KAON GHADI TU KA SOCHAT BAADA,BETI KE BIYAAH THEEK KARAWE JAIBA TA LADKA WAALA KE DEEMAAG PAR TARANG SE OOLTA POOLTA SOCHWA KE SHAADI ROKWA DIHI TOHAAR BETI KE.
K- A COMPUTER?
R-I TA AURO KHATARNAAK HA?
K- OO KAISE?
R-I HAAN SE CHITTHI PATRI AMERICA BHEJE MEIN KET NA PAISA LAGA LA DAANK SE,500 RUPAIYA AURO 5 DIN KE SAMAYE.E COMPUTERWA BHEJ DELA CHITTHIYAA EKKE SEKEND MEIN AMERICA,ENGLAND ,JAHAAN CHAHA OONHAAN.
K-TAB TA COMPUTERWA BADI DILDAAR BA.
R-TA KOI KAAHE TOHRA E SEWA DIHI MANGNI MEIN?
K-KAAHE HUZOOR?
R-ARE TU JE CHITTHI BHEJALA OOTA DUNIYAA BHAR KE LOG PADHA LELA.TA TOHAR
KOI GOPNIYETA RAH JAI?
K-NAA SARKAAR?
R-TA TOHAR BIKAAS KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TA SARKAR EKRA ROKAT KAAHE NAIKHE?
R-ARE JAONA DESH KE VAYEWASTHA BIDESIYAN KE HAANTH MEIN CHAL JAI OONHAAN ROKI KE.
K-AA E SARKAAR JO BIYA,KENDRA MEIN?
R-E TAA KHAALI DEKHAWE KHAATIR BA,KI MANE E DESH MEIN BHI SARKAR BA,AA OKRE KANDHAWA PAR BANDOOK RAKH KE BIDESIYAN SAB DANADAN HUMNIPAR GOLI CHALAWA TAARE SAB,AA HUMNI MARAA TAANI.
K-ACHCHA SARKAAR RAOORA OTNA NAAM AKHBAAR MEIN A TELEBIJAN PAR NA AAWALA.RAOOR PRASIDDHI OTNA NAIKHE.RAOORO KAAHE NA AKHBAAR MEIN PHOTO NIKALWAI LA ,CHAHE TIBIA PAR AAI LA?
R-DEKHA ,AAJ SE 20-25 SAAL PEHLE ,A GO SAFAL AADMI KE AGAR CHOT PHOTO SEARCHLIGHT CHAHE AARYAVARTA AKHBAAR MEIN CHAP JAAT RAHE,TA LOG OONKA KE POORA DES DEVTA JAISAN POOJAT RAHE ZINDAGI BHAR.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ SAOONSE PANNA MEIN AGAR POORA SANSAAR KE AKHBAAR AURO TIBIYA MEIN TAHAAR NAAM CHAPI,TA CHAARE DIN BAAD LOG TAAHRA KE LATIAAWE LAGIHEN?
K-EKAR MATLAB AKHBAARO AA TIBIYAA KE VALUE KHATAM HO GAIL JANTA KE NAZAR SE?
R-HAAN BILKOOL KHATAM HO GAIL
K-TA CINEMA KE HERO BAN JAIN BAMBAI MEIN?
R-OOHON AAJ HERO BAN JAIBA AA 4 DIN KE BAAD KAONO LATIYAA DIHI.
K-KAAHE?
R-1,000 HERO HOWALE SA?
R-DOO GO CHAAR GO HERO RAHAT RAHE,IZZAT PRATISHTHA SE KAAM KARAT RAHE TA OKAR VALUE RAHAT RAHE.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ HERO BANIHEN AA BIHAAN KAONO KHATARNAAK GOONDA SE OONKAR DOSTI PAKDA JAI.BUS,ZERO HO JAIHEN EKKE DIN MEIN?
K-SARKAAR,RAAORO TA DUNIYAA KE SAB AKHBAAR MEIN KHOOB PHOTO BHAR BHAR PANNA KE CHAPAL,AUR DUNIYAA KE SAB TV CHANNELAWA PAR TA CHAILE RAHIN NA.TA OKAR TA BAHOOT FAYEDA MILAL HOI?
R-KHAAK FAYEDAA MILAL,KETNA BAAR GOONDA,POLICE A SARKAR SE BEIZZAT BHAINI E TA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA?
K-TA RAOORO HAAR GAINI?
R-SAB KE PITAI KARAT KARAT MAN HAMAAR AGHAA GAIL.HAMESHAA JAAN PAR KHEL KE MAAR KARE LA TAIYAAR RAHI LAA ,AKELE,BINA HANTHIYAAR KE AA BINA BODY GUARD KE.
K-AA KAHIN MARAA ZAAIB TA?
R-TA SWARGA KE SINGHASAN MIL JAI,SACHA SWARGA KE.
K-AUR KAA KAA HOYE WAALA BAA,SARKAAR?
R-GANGA JI SOOKH JAIHEN,SAMUNDAR KE PAANI ZAHRILA HO JAI,PIYE KE PAANI NA MILI.
K-NAL KE PAANI MILI NA?
R-NAL KE PAANI SE 'GINZA' BIMAARI HO JAI,PIYE SE.
R-GINZA BIMAARI MEIN NA BHOOKH LAGI,NA CHALAL JAI,NA BOKHAAR KHATAM HOI,BUS BICHAONA PAR PESAAB PAEKHANA KARE KE PADI.
K-TA SARKAR EKAR OOPCHAAR KAISE HOI?
R-EKAR OOPCHAR DAKTARO SE NA HOI?
K-TAB PAANI KAHAAN SE AAI?
R-AMERICA SE,ENGLAND SE PAANI AAI,MAHINA MEIN BUS 20,000 RUPAYA LAAGI OO PANIYA KHARIDE MEIN.OKRA PIYE SE GINZA BIMAARI KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TAA GARIB MARIYE NAA JAI PYAASE?
R-TA AMEER LOG KAHAAN BACHIHEN,OONKA KE OO PAANI PIYE SE GINZA KHATAM HOI AA 'HINGA' DHAR LIHI.
K-HINGA MEIN KA HOI SARKAR?
R-HINGA MEIN PESABWE NA HOI.

R-OKAR OOPCHAAR NA HOI,BUS NARAK KE SIDHI LAAGAL RAHI ,AMEERWAN KHAATIR.
K-TAB TA SAB GARIB AUR AMEER KE MILKE EKRA KHILAAF LADE KE CHAHIN.
R-CHAHABE KARIN.DEKHA E BHOOL JA KI PAISA SE KHOOSHI MILALA,KHOOSHI TYAAG SE MILALA.
K-OO KAISE?
R-HUM ROOS DESH MEIN 3 SAAL RAHNI.ETNA KHOOSH RAHNI AUR MAOJ KARNI KI SHAYAADE E DUNIYAA KE KAONO KHARABPATIYO AADMI KE NASEEB HOIL HO.
K-ROOS MEIN KAM PAISA RAHTE ETNA KHOOSHIHAALI KAISE BA?
R-KAAHE KI OONHA KE AADMI LOG AAPAN DES KHAATIR EKKE MINUTE MEIN JAAN DEWE LA TAIYAAR RAHALE LOG.KHOOB KHAA LE PILE SAB,KHOOB LAMBA CHAODA TAAKATWAR HOLE SAB.ZAAT PAAT NAIKHE,BHARPOOR HANTHIYAAR KE BHANDAAR BA,KHOOB DAAROO PIALE SA,ANGOOR KE RAS KE.A AMERICA KAANPA LA ROOS KE NAAM SE.BHALE KETNO ,BHAANJE HUM BADI TAAKATWAR BAANI.OONHA KE MARAD SAB JUNGLE KE SHER KE FAADE KE TAAKAT RAKHA LE SA.HUM NI NIYAN AAPANE DES
MEIN DARAIL DARAIL NA RAHA LE SA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI ,PRANAAM.
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