CONVERSATION BETWEEN RINKU ADARSH AND A FARMER OF INDIA

DEAR READERS,
THIS IS A PART OF THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN ME AND AN ILLITERATE FARMERS.ME AS 'R' AND FARMERS AS 'F'.
F-SARKAR,HAMAAR TA KISMAT PHOOT GAIL.
R-KAISE HO?
F-NAA DHAAN HOTAA,NAA CHAWAL HOTA.BORA KE BORA CHAWAL SAD GAIL BAAKI KAONO KHARIDAAR NA MILAL.KAHIYO BAADHA AAWATA,KAHIYO AKAAL PADATAA.
R-CHAWALA TA BIDESH SE AAWA TA NOO,GEHOON BHI BIDESHE SE AAI,EHE NA GULAAMI KAHAA LAA.
F-TA MANE E DESHWA FIRO GULAAM HO GAIL?
R-TAAHRA KE ABHI SHAKE BAA.
F-AB KA HOI SARKAAR?
R-AB HUM NI KE KHOON CHOOSAI
F-OO KAISE?
R-TOH NIHAN KE SIKAD MEIN BAANDH KE AA ANGAREJWAN SAB ,CHIN KE KHILAAF LADWAIHEN,TAHAAR MEHRARU KE OOTHA KE LE JAIHEN,BETI KE IZZAT LOOT LIHEN.JAIL MEIN BAND KARKE KHOON NIKALWAIHEN DAKTAR SABSE.
F-E KHOONAWA KE KAA KARIHEN SA?
R-JE ANGAREJ KE SENA GHAAYAL HOI,OKRAA MEIN EKAR ISTEMAAL KARAL JAI.
F-AB KA HOI?
R-KARA JAAT PAAT LOG DEHATWAA MEIN A VOGA.
THEN ENTERS A RICH MAN ,BOASTING OF HIS MONEY,DENOTED BY 'RC'(RICH CLASS)
RC-HAMAAR KOI KAA BIGAAD LI,HAMRA TA BANK MEIN 10 CRORE RUPAYA BA
R-SAB CHINAA JAI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-TOHRA KE KIDNAP KAR LIHEN A MAANGIHEN 10 CRORE RUPAIYA,TA TAHAAR GHAR WAALE LOG DARE DE DIHEN,NA TA MAAR DIHEN.
RC-TA HUM POLICE CASE KAR DEB,COURT MEIN OONKA KE RAGAD DEB
R-OO DUS CRORE MEIN SE DOOIE LAKH MEIN TA POLICE TAAHRA KE AATANKWAADI GHOSIT KAR DIHI,A BAAKI 5 LAKH MEIN COURT KACHARI KHARIDA JAI.
RC-TA HAMAAR PARIWAAR WAALA SAB LADIHE NA,HAMRA BADLE.
R-KAONO NA LADI SAB BHAAG JAIHEN SA.
RC-EKRA SE BACHE KE OOPAYE BATAIN?
R-HAANTHIYAAR KHARID LA 5 CRORE KE ,AUR LOOKA KE KAONO GODAAM MEIN LOOKA DIHIN,DUS GO PAHALWAAN PAALIN AK-56 CHALAWE WAALA,ROCKET LAUNCHER KHARIDIN,BORAA KE BORAA BOMB RAKHIN,BULLET PROOF JACKET KHARIDIN.
RC-OKRAA SE KA HOI?
R-JAISE HIN SATIHEN SAB BUS SAB KE GOLI AURO BOMB SE OODA DIHA,THAANA A KACHARI KE PAISA CHATA DIHA,KUCHCHO NA HOI.ANGAREZWAN SAB AIHEN TA BUS MAAR DIHA ROCKET LAUNCHER SE,HAZAARO GO RAHIYEN TA EKKE MINUTE MEIN RAAKH HO JAIHEN SAB.
RC-E ROCKET LAUNCHER KA HOLA SARKAR?
R-ROCKET LAUNCHER ,EK TARAH KE ROCKET HOWA LA JEKRA MEIN BAAROOD BHARAL RAHA LA.TOO CHAHBA TA DEHAAT SE BAITHLE BAITHLE ,DELHI MEIN LOK SABHA CHALAT RAHI,BUS DAAG DIHA NISHAANA LAGA KE,SAONSE NETA LOG EKKE BAAR MEIN SAAF HO JAIHEN.
RC-RAOORA TANI LALOO JI SE KAHIN NA,KOOCH KARE LA?
R-HUM KAA KAHIN,HUM TA OONKA CHACHA KAH KE PACHTA RAHAL BAANI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-HUM TA DARE CHACHA KAHNI,KI BHAI HAM SIDHA SADHA KALAAKAR KE RAKSHA KARIHEN,BAAKI OO TA HAMAAR PICHE GOONDA LAGAILE BAADE,ZAHAR DILWAWA TAARE.
RC-TA RAOORA CASE KARKE BHITAR KARWA DIHIN OONKA KE.
R-HAMAAR JO ROTI TARKAARI CHALA TA OKRO PE AAFAT AA JAI.
RC-TA AB KAA KARAB
R-I TA WAKTE BATAI.
SAB KISAAN BHAI KE PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH