ANGAREZ BAEGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET

'B' SE BAIGYAANIK AURO'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-TU LOG GWAAR KE KAAHE CHUNLA E DESWA KE TODE KHAATIR?
B-KYON KI HUMLOGON KO AISA AADMI KA TALAASH THAA JO GHOONS BHI LELE AUR LAATHI BHI CHALAYE.TUM LOG KALAM SE LIKHTA RAHEGA AUR WO HAANTH PAR JOD SE LAATHI MAAREGA,TO,KALAM AUR HAANTH DONO TOOT JAYEGA.
R-AUR TU LOG SARDAR JI LOG KE KAAHE CHUNALA?
B-KYON KI OOSKE PAAS CHAKU AUR TALWAAR HAYE,TOORAT CHAKU MAARDEGA.
R-A HAMNI?
B-TUM DAMRU BAZAATE HO,TUMHAARE PAAS KYAA TAAKAT HAYE.
R-HUM DAMRU NA TABLA BAZAILA.
B HAAN-HAAN WAHI TABLA.
R-SOON BA KA,BAAKI EKAANT MEIN CHALE PADI,E HAAN BADI SHOR BA AURO HAMRA PAAS 10 BORA KOHINOOR HEERA BHI BA OOHO TORA KE DEB.
B-CHALO-CHALO TABLA SUNAO AUR DHAN DO.
R- DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE MOONH NAAK ,THOBDA SAB TOD DIYA
R-LA TAOLIYA AURU MOONHAWA POCHA./DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE AB ANTEEM SAANS LENE DO
R-PAHILE DHAN LA
R-DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN /DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHISHOOM.
R- YE BAEGYAANIK JI,ARE E TA MAR GAIL.
'P' SE PUBLIC LIKHAI
P- KA HOIL SARKAR?
R-ARE E SARWA PARMAANU BAM DESWA PAR GIRAWE LA KAHAT RAHE
P-JALDI SE PETROL LAGAKE AAG LAGA DIYAL JAAYE EKAR DEHINYAA MEIN.DHOON DHOON DHOON DHHOON.........
P-E TA ZAR GAIL
TABHIYE POLICE AAIL,TA 'PO' SE POLICE LIKHAI
PO- YE KYAAL JAAL RAHA HAYE?
P- AGZA SARKAR
PO-LEKIN YE TO KISI ANGAREZ KA BODY LAGTA HAYE.SACXH SACH BATAO
P-SARKAAR E ANGARAZWAA BAEGYAANIK,THAL SENA KE E GO SAINIK SE KAHIKLAS KI TOHRA DESWA PAR PARMANU BAM GIRA DEB,OOHE KHISIAKE MOOADELE AURO AAG LAGA DELE.
PO-WO KIDHAR GYA
P-PATA NA SARKAR
PO-(MANEMANE SOCHE LAAGAL KI AB JANTA BAGAAWAT KAR DELI SA).CHALA ACHCHA BA HAMNIYON KE BOJH AB HAAALKA HO JAI.
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