Saturday 21 November 2009

RINKU ADARSH KE ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHEET

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.HOPE EVERYBODY MIGHT BE PREPARING FOR THE PARTICIPATION IN THIS GOING BATTLE AGAINST THE FOREIGN INVADERS OF INDIA.THE 3 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ON TARGET ARE INDIA,CHINA AND IRAAN(FOR ROBBING THEIR PETROLEUM RESERVES).MAIN KHOOD KO 'R' SE AUR EK ANGAREZ AFSAR KO 'A' SE LIKHOONGA.THEEK HAYE?
A-HIS HIGHNESS,HOW ARE YOU?
R-HIS HIGHNESS, E KAA BOLA TAARA?
A-AAP HUMLOGON KE 'PRINCESS DIANA' (ANGAREZWAN KE RAAJKUMARI),KE KHAAS DOST HAIN,ISLIYE HIS HIGHNESS BOLTA HAYE
R-SAAR,TOHNI SA AAPAN GHAR KE LADKIYAA KE TA APNE MARWA DELA,CHALAL BAADA HAMRA HIS HIGHNESS KAHE.
A-AAP HUMLOG PAR KYOON NAARAAZ HAYE?
R-NARAAZ?ABHI TA TOHNI KE GOR GOR MEHRARUAN KE AA BETIYAN KE KHOOB CHODAB.ABHI HAMAR CHODE KE STYLE NAIKHE DEKHLE BAADA,MAADAR CHOD.
A-LE JAO MERA BIWI AUR BETI KO AUR KHOOB CHODO,LEKIN APNE DESH PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO
R-HUKUMAT KARBA, TA PAHLE JETNA HINDUSTAAN KE LOG BA SAB KE LAODA CHAATE KE PAADI.BOLA CHAAT BE LAODA SAB KE?
A-HAAN LAODA KYAA,LAODA CHOOSE KA BHI?
R-BAAKI DHANWA DE DA LOG SAB AAPAN AAPAN?
A-HAAN DESH KA SAB RUPAYA DE DO,AUR HUM SAB ANGAREZ LOG ZINDAGI BHAR TUM LOGON KA LAODA CHAATE GA?
R-AB TOHNI PAHILE ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KE HAMNI KE SAONP DA,HUMNI TOHNI GULAAM BANA KE KHOOB KHOON CHOOSAB,OKAR BAAD BAAT AAGE BADHI.
A-YE NAHIN HO SAKTA HAYE?
R-TA ZHAANT HIS HIGHNESS KAHAA TAARA BHAAGA NAA TA GAANDIYE MEIN LAATHI KARDEB,HARAAMI KE AOLAAD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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