KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET

'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-KAA HAAL CHAAL BAA?
K-YUDH KE TAEYAARI POORA ZOD SOD SE HOTA .
R-THEEK BA.ANGAREZWAA SAB HAMRA KE' SALAM PAEKHAANA ' CINEMA BANAWE KE KAHA TAARE SA,OOH MEIN JHOPADPATTI AURO GARIB LOGAN KE ZINDAGI,KI KAISE SAB PAEKHANA WA PRA ROTI SEK KE KHAALE,OO CINEME BANAWELA.OKRA SE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN HAMNI KE SAAKH AUR KHARAAB HO JAI.
K-TAB KA KARAB RAOORA?
R-'LAV ASTORI IN HAVAN-KEEV' BANAIB,AURO OKRA MEIN ANGAREZWAN KE SABSE KEEMATI HIROIENIYA KE LEKE AURO JHOPADPATTIYAA KE DOM,CHAMAAR,DUSAADH,BADHAI,KUMHAAR,LOHAAR,ITYADI KE JHOPADIYAA MEIN BOLA KE AURO,OHNIYAN KE TUTTAL CHAONKIYAA PAR OHNI SAB SE OO ANGAREZ HEROINAWA KE CHODWAIB,AURO,OO CINEMA POORA DUNIYAA DEKHI.EKRA SE HAMNI KE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN SAAKH BADH JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-ACHCHA AAJ AKHBARAWA MEIN SONIA GANDHI E DOOKH KE SAMAYE MEIN HANSAT RAHI?
R-OO HANSAT NA,BHEETRE BHEETRE ROAT RAHI ,KAAHE POL KHOOLAL CHAL JAATA.
K-AURO MANMOHAN SINGH KE DEKHNI KI DAARU KE GEELAAS AMERIKA KE KARIA RASHTRAPATI SE ZAAM TAKRAWAT RAHAN?
R-OO KALUA KE HAANTH MEIN DAARU RAHE,LEKIN OONKAR GEELAAS MEIN HAMNI KE KHOON RAHE.KHOON KHICHAYE KE SAODA HO GAIL.
K-ACHCHE RAOORA ETNA BAD KHAANDAAN KE LADKIYA KE KAISE PATAINE,KEEV SAHARIYA MEIN?
R-OKAR BAAP HAMRA KE GULAAM KAHLAS,LEKIN HAMRA SAATH NA CHODLAS.PREMIKA KAHLAS KI AAJ TAK TA TOHAAR DES KE JHOPADIYE DEKHLE BAANI,SADAKIYAA PAR KUTTA,BILLI,SIYAAR,GHODA,HAANTHI,NAAG SAANP.BADKA-BADKA AJGAR SAANP,BAAGH,SER,ITYAADI CHALALE SA,SE EK DAM JANGAL HA.
K-TAB RAAOORA KA KAINI?
R-HUM INHAAN KE FILMI DUNIYAA KE STAR DUT AURO FILMFARE MAGZINIA LEGAINI ,KI OONHA AMEERO LOG BAA,TA KAHLI KI HAM APNE SE OONKA PARVAWAI KARELA,CHAPWAKE LAILE BAANI.E HI SE OO BHARAT NA AILI AURO 3 SAAL KE PRAGAADH PREM SAMAAPTA HO GAIL.
K-TAB TA PREM KE LADAI RAOORA HAAR GAINI?
R-HAARNI NAA.OO PREM ABHIYO BAA,AURO WAHI SHAKTI DETA ANGAREZWAN KE KHADERE MEIN.
K-TAB YUDH MEIN AURO KOCHI KOCHI KAREKE BA?
R-OHNIYAAN KE DESWA MEIN GHOOS KE AURO OHNI KE TIJORI LOOT LIHAL JAI,AURO SAB JHOPADIYAA KE MAHAL BANADEEYAL JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA LOG BHIDAL RAHA ,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN.
K- ACHCHA HUZOOR BHARAT MEIN 3G,CHINA MEIN 4G,ROOS MEIN 5G,CANADA MEIN6G ITYAADI MOBILE AAWATA,TA HAMNI KE PAAS 6G MOBILEWA KAAHE NAIKHE AAWAT?
R-HAMNI KE PAAS 'G HAZOOR' MOBILEWA AAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-BAAKI RAAOOR CINEMAWA KE OSKARAWA NAA MEELI,NA RAAOOR SANGITWA KE GRAAMI INAAM MILI.
R-JHAANT PAR JAO OSKAR A GRAMI,HAMNI KE TA OHNI KE KHAZANAWA KE CHABHI CHAHIN.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA AB AAGYA DEEHIN,NAMASHKAAR.
RINKU ADARSH