THE WEDDING CEREMONY OF PRINCESS DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH--2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.PD AND R.
PD--HI RINKU.
R--HI MY HEART BEAT.
PD--LET'S MARRY TODAY.
R--FINE.
BISHOP--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY ,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
PD+R--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER ,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
BISHOP--NOW YOU ARE WIFE AND HUSBAND.CONGRATULATIONS.
PD--NOW ,GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT.
R--NO,I DON'T WAN'T TO INJURE YOU LIKE THE VALENTINE'S DAY.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE FORMER USSR.
R--THIS POLITICS IS NOT MY GLASS OF TEA.
PD--BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY DIVERSIFIED QUALIFICATIONS,CAN'T YOU GUIDE US?
R--NOT US ,ONLY YOU.
R--'THE UNIFICATION OF FORMER USSR'.--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
PD--SUPER EXCELLENT.
PD--SHOULD USSR BE MADE THE PART OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
R--NO.
PD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE IT WILL LOOSE IT'S OWN FRAGRANCE AND ESSENCE AND BECOME DIRTY.
PD--EXCELLENT.
PD--WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR OUR HONEY MOON TRIP?
R--TO MY HOUSE IN PATNA.LET'S FLY.
PD--YOUR BED IS SMALLER FOR TWO OF US.
R--BECAUSE IT'S 6.5FTMULTIPLIED BY 4FT. ONLY,FOR A BACHELOR.
PD--BUT WE WOULD ADJUST ON THIS SAME BED.
R--FANTASTIC.
PD--PLEASE HUG ME AND LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER.
R--YES DARLING PLEASE SLEEP PEACEFULLY,NOW THERE ISN'T ANY PHOTOGRAPHERS TO FOLLOW ,NO CAR CRASHES.
PD--WILL YOU PULL ME OUT?
R--YES,I WILL PULL YOU.
PD--TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS.
R--PLEASE DON'T CRY,NOW I AM WITH YOU,PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
PD--I AM FEELING VERY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.
R--I KNEW THIS SINCE MY CHILDHOOD BUT I MISSED YOUR TRAIN UNFORTUNATELY.
PD--NO PROBLEM,NOW I WOULD STAY IN YOUR BED ROOM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND THIS WOULD BE OUR BEST HONEY MOON,ISN'T IT?
R--YES SWEET HEART.NOW LET'S SLEEP,PUTTING EACH OTHERS LIP INSIDE AND KISSING WHOLE NIGHT.
PD--I ALSO WAN'T THE SAME.
R--LET'S ENJOY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.