Monday 22 March 2010

ASRAANI JI SE BAAT-CHEET.

ASRAANI JI,KYAA HAAL CHAAL HAYE.
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR HAIIN,HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORANG?AADHE BAAYEN AAO,AADHE DAANYE AAO,AADHE FAANYE AAO,AADHE SAAYEN AAO,AUR BAAKI KE HAMAARE PEECHE AAA-OO-
OOOO.HEEYAAA-HEEEYAAAAA,FEEYAAAAA-FEEYAAAAA,JEEEEYAAAA-JEEEEYAAAA.
R--TA KAA HUM HI SOORANGAWAA BANAAYE HAIN E BATAAIYE?
A--NAHIN JAI AUR VEERU NE BANIAAAYAA HAYEEEE.
R--ACHCHAAA,THIKKI HAYEE,TA KIYAAA KARIYEEEEN HAMMII-FAAMIII E BATAANYIAAAI.
A--JAI AUR VEERU KO PAKDIN-DHAKDIN-SAKDIN-MAKDIN--MOOKRIN,KESTOIIIIN.
R--AUROO KAA -KIHIN BATAAIN-FATAAAIN?
A--AU-ROOOOOOOOO,BHOOKAMP-LAIIN-SOOKAMP--LAIIN--CHUKANDAR-LAAAIN.
R---AURO KAA-KAA LAAAIIN-FAAIIN-BAAAIN--CHABAAIIIN?
A--AU-ROOOO HUNTER FEK DEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PEEEE-IIIIN?

R--HUNTER FEK DEEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PE-PE-PE-PE?
A--FEKIN-CHEKIN-LEKIN---FEKIN.

R---AURO KAAA-KAAA KIHIN -LIHIIN-DIIHIIN--CHINHIIIN-PEHCHAAANIIN--SOORANGIIIN?
A--AURO JAI AURO VEERU KO PAKAD-DHAKAD-SAKAD LIHIN?
R--AURO KOCHI-KOCHI KIIHIIN?
A--AURO-KESHTO MUKHERJEE KA HAZAAM SE MOCH CHILWA DEEHIN?
R--TAB TO AAP MAKAAON--BHAKAOON-TAKAAAON--BHOOKAMP HAYEN?
A--HUM KYAA-KYAA HAIN,YE TO SOORMAA BHOPAALI HI JAANTE HAYEN?
S-SOOORMAA BHOOOPAALI JI MERIAAA NAAAM HAIII.HUM JAI AUROOOO VIJAY KO 2,000 RUPAIIIIYAAA LEEEIKIYEEE AISA GHOOOMAAYEE-AISA GHOOMAAYE KI JAIL MEIN PAHOONCHAA DIYE,AUROOO EK HI MEENAT MEIN HAMAAAREE SAAAMNEEEI JAIL MEIN GHOOS GAYE.
R-EEETNAAAA GHOOOOMATE HAAAAIIIN AAAAAP-SAAAAAP---NAAAAAAAP-TAAAOOOOOL--LAKADI-DHAKADI,WAAH-WAAH,KYAA BAAAEEET HAAAIN,SAAAT HAAAAEEEEEN.
JAYE-HUM TO YAHIN HAAAIN AUR VEEERU BHII YAAHIN HAAAAIIN.
S--TO HAAAMAARAA KAAMISSSAAAN LAAAIN,KAAHE KI HAM HI GHOOOSAAIN-AURO NIEEKAALIN.
R-JAYEE SAHEEEB AUROOOO VEEEERU SAHEEEB AAP KYAAA BOLTEEEIN HAAAIIIIN?
J--GABAAR CHAHIYE-GABBAR,THAKUR SAHEB BOLE HAAAAIIIIIN
V--MUJHE BHI GABBAR KI TALAASH HAYE,CHAAHE AAIISEEEN CHAAHE TAAAESEEEN
S---TAA TAALAAASEEEN-FALAAAASEEEN HUM BHAAAAGEEEN JALDIEEEIN---FALDEEEIN---GEEEREEIIIIN-PADEEEEIIIN---OOTHHHEEN-BAETHHHHEN---BHAAAAGIN-DAODAAAAIIIIIN.
SINCERELY,
KHAAAADEEEEERIIAAAEEENNNNNN.

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