Saturday 27 March 2010

THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH CONTINUES.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE CONVERSATIOON CONTINUES.PD AND R.
PD--HI HUSBAND,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--TODAY LET'S DISCUSS SOMETHING ABOUT INDIA.
R--FINE.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH INDIA?
R--YOU SHOULD SQUEEZE ALL THE BLOOD FROM THE BODY OF EACH AND EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS.ROB THE ENTIRE WEALTH AND HANG ME TILL DEATH IN THE SAME CELLULAR PRISON WHERE YOU HANGED MOST OF THE BRAHMINS.THER PHOTOGRAPHS ARE STILL THERE.I WENT THERE FOR A CONCERT TOUR AND VERY WELL STUDIED ALL THE ATROCITIES YOU PEOPLE DID WITH THE INDIANS.CALL INDIA THE 5TH WORLD,WHY DO YOU CALL IT A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.
PD--I THINK YOU ARE EXTREMELY HURT.
R--NO,VERY-VERY HAPPY BECAUSE OF YOUR PREVIOUS DEEDS.
PD--WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE FINISH THE ENTIRE INDIA?
R--YOUR SATTELITE AND AERO-SPACE STATION WON'T BE ABLE TO DETECT THOSE 10 HIDDEN PEOPLE WHO RESIDES IN INDIA AND HAVE GOT DIRECT CONNECTION WITH THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN.HIS NAME IS 'INDRA'.HE WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH AND AGAIN THERE WOULD BE A RE-BIRTH OF ADAM AND EVE ACCORDING TO YOUR BIBLE.
PD--LET'S NOT TALK SERIOUS,TELL MORE ABOUT LENAA.
R--LENAA WAS DEFEATED AND SHE REPORTED THIS TO HER MOTHER AND HER MOTHER HELPED HER.NEXT TIME WHEN I INSERTED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS IT WENT INSIDE SMOOTHLY AND MY INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH MY OWN SPERM INSTEAD OF HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.
PD--THEN?
R--SOMETIMES I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS AND SOMETIMES INSIDE HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHICH GAVE YOU MORE PLEASURE?
R--OBVIOUSLY HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL CAPABILITY?
R--TO SATISFY EACH AND EVERY HUNGARY FEMALE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD ALONE.
PD--EXCELLENT.
R--BUT ,I AM LOST IN THE MUSIC.
PD--HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE FOR YOUR SINGLE PERFORMANCE AND WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM FIRST?
R--I WOULD CHARGE RS.500 CRORES FOR MY SINGLE CONCERT AND THE MY FIRST VENUE WOULD BE THE RED SQUARE IN MOSCOW,KREMLIN,WHERE THE BODIES OF KARL MARX AND LENIN ARE BURIED.
PD--DONE.AND THE NEXT VENUE?
R--THE TIMES SQUARE,NEW YORK,MANHATTAN.
PD--DONE.AND NEXT?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY VENUES WHICH I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL JUST NOW.
PD--PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--THANKYOU DARLING.BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

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