PRINCESS DIANA

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU IN THE REAL HEAVEN?PLEASE COMMUNICATE ME FROM THERE,BECAUSE I DON'T WAN'T TO RECEIVE ANY MESSAGES THROUGH THE ARTIFICIAL MAN MADE SATELLITES.
TODAY IS 'SAPTAMI' IN INDIA.THIS MEANS THE 7TH DAY OF ARRIVAL OF GODDESS 'DURGA'.ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS ,SHE IS THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE MONSTERS.EVERY YEAR SHE ARRIVES IN INDIA FROM THE HEAVEN FOR 10 DAYS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN AN EXCELLENT PERSONALITY IN THIS WORLD LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD.I HAVEN'T MET YET,AND I THINK THERE ISN'T ANY .I AM NEITHER A BRAGGART NOR A HAGGARD,AND I WON'T BE MASQUERADING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
NOWADAYS ,I AM ADDICTED TO 'PAAN PARAAG MASALA ALONG WITH TULSI(TOBACCO)',WHICH ACCORDING TO THE DOCTORS LEADS TO CANCER.DUE YOU KNOW HOW I GOT ADDICTED?I WAS CALLED BY A GIRLS PARENT IN BHOPAL FOR THE MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION.HER PARENTS CAME TO MY HOUSE FOR MY MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION AND SELECTED ME.AFTER THAT THEY CALLED ME TO BHOPAL,WHERE THEY BRUISED MY SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE PETALS OF ROSES.THEY CALLED ME A POOR PERSON AND STARTED ASKING ABOUT MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES AND TOLD ME TO SHOW THE MY BANK'S PASS BOOK. THEY DEMORALISED ME EXTREMELY AND I REMAINED STOIC ,BECAUSE MY LEGENDARY PROFESSORS OF MUSIC TOLD ME TO REMAIN STOIC EVEN IN AN UNFAVOURABLE CIRCUMSTANCES,THOUGH I WAS CAPABLE TO KILL ALL THE 7 OF THEM,BUT AFTER BEING BRUISED I RETURNED BACK TO PATNA.THIS HURTED MY PERSONAL ESTEEM SO MUCH THAT I GOT ADDICTED TO TOBACCO.THANKS TO www.shaadi.com!
IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIVE ,THEN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT I AM FLATTERING YOU TO SQUEEZE MONEY FROM YOU OR TO GET MARRIED TO YOU INORDER TO BECOME THE PRINCE OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.BUT,THANKS GOD ,NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK LIKE THAT.WHEN YOU WERE ON THIS PLANET ,THERE MIGHT BE MANY FLATTERERS RUNNING AFTER YOU.NOW,LET ME SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD CARES FOR YOU,EXCEPT YOUR SONS AND YOUR HUSBAND.HAD I BEEN A CORRUPT PERSON ,I COULD HAVE BEEN MULTIBILLIONNAIRE TODAY.ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE TO YOU THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS LADY IN THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY,NOT HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETHII,BUT SOME ANOTHER WOMAN,I SAW HER PHOTOGRAPH YESTERDAY.THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD BE CAUTOIUS FROM THAT WOMAN,IT'S WHAT MY BRAIN DETECTED.REST IS FINE,MY STRUGGLE IS GOING ON IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC.PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COMMUNICATE ME FROM THE HEAVEN.BE COMFORTABLE.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
(A SLAVE FROM INDIA AS LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME.)