KIEV VERSACE MUMBAI

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.MUMBAI IS 200 YEARS BACK THAN THAT OF KIEV.HOW?
1.MUMBAI DAANDIYAAS-THE CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.WHY?BECAUSE THE NOISE DISTURBS THE NEIGHBOURS SLEEP.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WAS IT NOT DISTURBING A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK.THE WHOLE MOOD OF THE AUDIENCES ARE DEVASTATED DUE TO THIS REASON.IT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TILL 3AM IN THE MORNING.WHILE IN KIEV THE DISCOTHEQUES REMAINS OPENED TILL 5AM IN THE MORNING.
2.THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DISCOTHEQUE IN MUMBAI OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,WHILE IN KIEV THERE ARE MANY
3.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY CONGESTED DUE TO SHORTAGE OF SPACE AND TRAFFIC CONGESTION,WHILE IN KIEV THERE IS PLENTY OF SPACE TO MOVE.THERE IS NO TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
4.THE KIEV 'S SHOPS REMAIN OPEN TILL 24 HOURS WHILE MUMBAI SLEEPS AT 11PM.
5.THE GIRLS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE GIRLS OF KIEV ARE EXTREMELY BROADMINDED.
6.THE PARENTS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE PARENTS OF KIEV ARE BROADMINDED.
7.THE PROPERTY RATES ARE VERY HIGH COMPARED TO KIEV.
8.MUMBAI HAS NO CASINOS OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD WHILE THE KIEV HAS PLENTY OF THEM.
9.THE GOVERNMENT OF UKRAINE NEVER INTERFERES IN THE PRIVATE LIFE OF IT'S CITIZENS,WHILE THE MAHARASHTRA GOVERNMENT ALWAYS INTERFERES THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THEIR CITIZENS.
10.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY POLLUTED,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO POLLUTION.
11.THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD,WHILE THE KIEV'S MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE VERY HIGH STANDARD.
12.IN THE RAINY SEASON ,MUMBAI IS FLOODED WITH WATER,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO SUCH PROBLEMS.THE WHOLE CITY SMELLS LIKE AN ORANGE,WHILE MUMBAI SMELLS LIKE URINE.
13.THE COST OF 3 BHK FLAT IN MUMBAI IN THE CENTRAL MUMBAI IS 5 CRORES,WHILE THE COST OF A 3BHK FLAT IN CENTRAL KIEV IS ONLY 50 LAKHS RUPEES.
14.IN MUMBAI THE BOYS WASTE THEIR ENERGIES,MONEY AND TIME TO TRAP THE UGLY GIRLS,WHILE IN KIEV THE GIRL OF MISS UNIVERSE STANDARD WOULD HERSELF TRAP YOU.
15.TO FIND THE HOLE OF MUMBAIKARS VAGINA YOU NEED TO HAVE A TORCH,WHILE IN KIEV,BY JUST HUGGING THE GIRL QUARTER OF THE PENIS AUTOMATICALLY ENTERS HER VAGINA WITH THE SKIRT AND PANTY,BECAUSE THE VAGINA ARE PROTRUDED OUTSIDE.
16.THERE IS NO NEED OF CONDOMS IN KIEV AS THE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HYGIENIC,WHILE IN MUMBAI,THE CONDOMS USE ARE VERY NECESSARY.
17.MUMBAI HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF PATIENTS,WHILE THE KIEV'S HOSPITAL HAVE NO PATIENTS,BECUSE NOBODY FALLS ILL THERE.
18. 1 KIEV'S BOY SINGLE PUNCH IS ENOUGH FOR THE 10 MUMBAIKARS BOYS.
SO,MUMBAI IS NOT WORTH LIVING.EVERY MUMBAIKARS SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO KIEV PERMANENTLY,BECAUSE IT'S THE HEAVEN ON THE EARTH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH