Monday 7 September 2009

PREPARATIONS FOR THE THIRD WORLD WAR

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
THE WORLD WAR CAN'T BE WON WITHOUT THE PARTICIPATION OF ALL THE 1.2 BILLION CITIZENS,TO HELP THE INDIAN ARMY.THE FOLLOWING PREPARATIONS ARE REQUIRED-
1.DURING THE WAR ,THE ENEMIES WOULD FIRST TARGET THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS,SO THAT IT WOULD BECOME DIFFICULT FOR US TO COMMUNICATE AND MOVE FROM ONE PLACE TO THE OTHER,LIKE COMPUTERS WOULD FAIL TO WORK,RADIO STATIONS WOULD FAIL TO BROADCAST THE NEWS,TV CHANNELS WOULD FAIL TO COMMUNICATE,RAILWAY TRACKS WOULD BE BROKEN.SO,WE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE ON THE OUR OWN LEGS.
2.CAVES-NEEDS TO BE BUILT TO PROTECT OUR SELVES FROM THE ATOM BOMBS THAT WOULD BE DROPPED
3.WE WOULD NEED ENOUGH IRON TO MAKE MORE PRIVATE ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS.THAT WE COULD GET FROM THE TATA STEEL.
4.THERE ARE ENOUGH URANIUM AND THORIUM IN JHARKHAND TO MAKE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.OTHER MINERALS AND METALS LIKE COPPER,BOXITE,TIN,SULPHUR,POTASSIUM,ETC. NEEDED TO MAKE BILLIONS OF CARTRIDGES AND BOMBS
5.THE CHEMICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NECESSARY TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
6.BIOLOGICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NEEDED TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS
7.FOOD GRAINS-PLENTY OF FOOD GRAINS WOULD HAVE TO BE RESERVED BECAUSE THE WAR WOULD BE EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE AND COULD LAST FOR 7 YEARS.
8.MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF PETROLEUM WOULD BE NECESSARY TO STOCK FOR COMMUNICATION AND FOR MAKING THE PETROL BOMBS.
9.MILLIONS OF INDIANS WOULD HAVE TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES.
IF WE WIN THIS WAR WE WOULD BECOME THE MOST ADVANCED NATION AND IF WE WOULD LOOSE IT THEN WE WOULD BECOME THE SECOND MOST ADVANCED NATIONS.
10.START BUYING AS MUCH OF ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS AS POSSIBLE.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT HOW AM I SURE THAT THE THIRD WORLD WAR WOULD TAKE PLACE?THE ANSWER IS THAT LORD SHIVA THE DESTRUCTOR OF ENEMIES HAS OPENED HIS THIRD EYE AND GODDESS KAALI,THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE ENEMIES,MONSTERS IS DEMANDING MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF HUMAN BLOOD TO DRINK.THIS WHAT THE BEST SANSKRIT PANDITS OF BHU,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT,ASTROLOGY AND SUPER NATURAL POWER HAVE FORECASTED.THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT USA IS NO LONGER GOING TO MAINTAIN ITS MONOPOLY,BUT SOME OTHER COUNTRY WOULD BREAK ITS MONOPOLY.NOW,WHO COULD BE THAT COUNTRY?INDIA,CHINA,RUSSIA ,UKRAINE OR
JAPAN,ITS DIFFICULT TOSAY. THIS WOULD BE THE FINEST OCCASSIONS FOR THE JAPANESE TO TAKE THE REVENGE OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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