QUEEN DIANA IS READY TO SUPPORT ME.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.'R' AND 'QD'.
R--THIS CASTE SYSTEM IS MEANT TO DIVIDE AND RULE THE CITIZENS.
QD--CORRECT.
R--I FURTHER WANT THE BLESSINGS OF GRAND MOTHER QUEEN ELIZABETHII ,HE.BARACK OBAMA UNCLE,H.E.BILL CLINTON UNCLE AND H.E.GEORGE BUSH UNCLE.
QD--CORRECT DARLING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A CONVERSATION WITH QUEEN DIANA

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.'R' FOR RINKU ADARSH AND 'QD' FOR QUEEN DIANA.
QD--WHY THERE ARE SO MANY CASTES IN INDIA?
R--SO,THAT THEY COULD BE EASILY DIVIDED AND RULED.THE BIHARI CITIZENS CONSIDER AN EXTRAORDINARY MUSICIAN A FOOL AND A GARBAGE.
QD--BECAUSE THEY ARE ILLITERATE,VERY SIMPLE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

QUEEN DIANA IS AGAINST THE ABUSE OF RINKU ADARSH

QUEEN DIANA IS VERY HAPPILY LIVING HER MARRIED LIFE WITH ME.

A CONVERSATION WITH MY WIFE QUEEN DIANA

'DABANG' A SUPERHIT MOVIE

DEAR SHATRUGHANA SINHA UNCLE,
HELLO.I CONGRATULATE YOU FOR THE SUCCESS OF THE MOVIE 'DABANG'.I AM PROUD OF YOU.I ALSO CONGRATULATE 'SONAAKSHI' GUDIYAA ON GOOD DEBUT.MY ALL THE BEST WISHES FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HER MAJESTY,QUEEN ELIZABETH II--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

HER MAJESTY,
QUEEN ELIZABETH II.HELLO.I AM DOING MY MUSIC BUSINESS PROPERLY.I SENT YOU A HAPPY NEW YEARS GREETING CARD.YOU ARE LIKE MY GRAND MOTHER.PLEASE BLESS ME TO BECOME SUCESSFUL AS I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU FRANKLY THAT NEITHER THE GOVERNMENT OF BIHAR NOR THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA IS HELPING ME ON CONTRARY PULLING MY LEGS.THEY ALWAYS ABUSE ME BY CALLING A POOR ARTIST.PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THE DIRTY POLITICIANS,OTHERWISE THE 'BEST TABLA PLAYER,OF THIS EARTH IS GOING TO BE SOONER CONSPIRED AND KILLED.
YOUR'S GRAND SON,
RINKU ADARSH
WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA
www.rinkuadarsh.com

'NEVER INTERACT WITH THE MULTI MEDIA IN THE MORNING'--DURING THE WAR TIME--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD INDIA.

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.PLEASE DONOT INTERACT WITH THE MULTIMEDIA IN THE MORNING,IT WILL SPOIL YOUR DAY.NEWSPAPERS,TELEVISION CHANNELS,COMPUTER APPLICATIONS ETC.HOW?LET ME EXPLAIN THIS.
1.NEWSPAPERS--YOU ARE MADE CORRUPT BY READING THE NEWS PAPER,BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE NEWS OF THE OTHERS.YOU STUDY EVERYDAY IN THE NEWS PAPER THAT 50 INDIAN SOLDIERS KILLED.WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR MIND?IT FRUSTRATES YOU AND SPOILS THE DAY.SO,PLEASE DON'T READ NEWS PAPERS,TV CHANNELS,COMPUTER ETC. IN THE MORNING.READ BEFORE GOING TO THE BED AT NIGHT.
2.COMPUTER APPLICATION-SIMILARILY COMP. APPLICATION FRUSTRATES YOU BY NOT GETTING THE INTERNET CONNECTION,CUTTING OF ELECTRICITY,SPAMS ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

''RINKU ADARSH IN HEAVEN''---SWARGA LOK MEIN RINKU ADARSH.

MERE PYAARE BHAARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.AAP SABHI JAANTE HAIN KI BHARAT PAR AAKRAMAN HO GAYAA HAYE.TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHAA HAYE.AAIYE ISKAA PARINAAM JAAN LEN.CHALTE HAIN SWARGA LOK MEIN.
INDRA--PADHAARIYE,SANGEET SAMRAAT.AAPKE LIYE SWARGA KA SINGHASAN KHAALI HAYE.KRIPYAA BAITH JAIYE.
R--DHANYAVAAD SWARGA KE SAMRAAT.HEY BRAMHAA,VISHNU ,MAHESH JI AUR SWARGA KE TAMAAM DEVTAA GAN,BHARAT PAR VIDESHI AAKRAMAN HO GAYAA HAYE.KYAA PARINAAM HOGA ISKAA,BATAIYE.
SHIVA--HEY RINKU,TUM TO JAANTE HI HO KI DEVTAON AUR ASOORON KI LADAI BAHAOT PAORAANIK HAYE.YE KOI NAI BAAT TO HAYE NAHIN.EES YOODH MEIN TUMHAARI BHOOMIKAA ATYANT HI MAHATWAPOORNA HOGI.TUM ASOORON KE VINAASH KA KAARAN BANOGE.AUR PHIR YOODHGATI KO PRAAPTA HO JAOGE.YAANI TUMHAARI MAOT HO JAAYEGI.PHIR TUM SWARGA KE SINGHASAN PAR BAETH KAR SOOKH VOGNA.
BRAMHAA JI--RINKU,TUMHAARI AAYU BAHAOT KAM DINO KI RAH GAI HAYE.VINAASH KAR DAALO ASOORON KA.HUM SAB TUMHAARE SAATH HAIN.
VISHNU JI--HEY RINKU,EES BAAR ASOORON KA HAMESHA-HAMESHAA KE LIYE TUMHAARE HAANTHON VINAASH HO JAAYEGA.
DEVTA LOG--HUM SWARGA SE TUMHAARI RAKSHA KARENGE.
R--LEKIN ,HAMAARI MRITYU KYOON HOGI?
DEVTA LOG--EES LIYE KI DHARTI LOK TUMHAARE RAHNE KE KAABIL NAHIN HAYE.EES PAAP KE SAMUNDAR MEIN TUM KYAA KAROGE?SANGHAAR KARO AUR SWARGALOK AA JAO.
R--KITNE ASOORON KA SANGHAAR HOGA HAMAARE HAANTHON?
SHIVA--ARABON ASOORON KA SANGHAAR.
R--THEEK HAYE BHAGWAN JAISI AAPKI IKSHA.LEKIN EETNE SAINIK,SENAAPATI,HANTHIYAAR TO HAMAARE PAAS HAYE NAHIN.PHIR ARABON ASOORON KA SANGHAAR MAIN KAISE KAR PAOONGA AKELE?
SHIVA--TUMHAARE PAAS JO SHAKTI HAYE WO BHALE HI LOGON SE CHIPI HOOI HO ,LEKIN HUMLOGON SE CHIPI HOOI NAHIN HAYE.JAO VIJAI HO.
R--DHANYAWAAD ,SHIVA BHAGWAN.
SABHI BHAGWAAN,DEVTAON KO RINKU KA PRANAAM,
RINKU

'COUNTING OF PROFITS OF THE YESTERDAYS GRANDEST CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT YESTERDAY AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW'S GRANDEST CONCERT.TODAY WE WOULD COUNT THE AMOUNT OF PROFIT.THE INVESTMENT WAS ONLY 1,000 MILLION US DOLLARS.LET'S COUNT THE RETURN.
1.1LAKHS VVIPS SEATS--1 LAKH US DOLLARS MULTIPLIED BY 1 LAKHS=10,000,0000,000US DOLLARS.
2.50,000 VIP SEATS--75,000US DOLLARS MULTIPLIED BY 5O,OOO=375,OOO,OOOO0US DOLLARS.
3.50,000 SPECIAL SEATS--50,000US DOLLARS MULTI PLIED BY 50,000=25,000,0000,OOUS DOLLARS.
4.1 BILLIONS GENERAL LUXURIOUS SEATS=1 BILLION MULTIPLIED BY 25,000 US DOLLARS=25,000 BILLION US DOLLARS.
5.TOTAL=975,000,0000,00000 US DOLLARS=9750 BILLION US DOLLARS=97.5 TRILLION US DOLLARS.APPROXIMATELY 1 QUINTILLION US DOLLARS.
THIS WHY EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'THE GRANDEST CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS THE UNIVERSE'S GRANDEST CONCERT OF THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT KREMLIN,REDSQUARE,MOSCOW.THE CROWD IS ABOUT 1 BILLION PEOPLE GATHERED FROM THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD.THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS ACCORDING TO MY WIFE 'QUEEN DIANA'.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN AND NOT ISS.ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,KINGS,PRINCESSES,PRINCESS,HOLLYWOOD ACTORS,MUSIC COMPOSERS,TECHNICIANS HAVE GATHERED.ROBBERS(MULTI NATIONAL GIANTS)HAVE BEEN DENIED THEIR ENTRY.
THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--RINKU ADARSH,QUEEN OF THE 4 WORLDS QUEEN DIANA,BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVISHANKAR GURUJI ON SITAAR,PT.SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA ON SANTOOR,PT.HARI PRASAD CHAURASIA ON FLUTE,PADVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAJ GURUJI ON INDIAN CLASSICAL VOCAL,PADMABHUSHAN USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA,MR.LOUIS BANKS ON SYNTHESIZER,PADMABHUSHAN PT.BIRJU MAHAARAJ ON KATHAK DANCE,MUSIC COMPOSER,PERCUSSION DIRECTOR,CHOREOGRAPHER,TABLA PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST INDIAN CLASSICAL SINGER,THE OWNNER OF WORLD'S NO.1 MUSIC COMPANY,WORLD'S BEST SYNTHESIZER PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST DIRECTOR AND SPONSORER ---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,200 BELLY DANCERS FROM THE DIFFERENT ARABIAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,THE LIGHT,SOUND AND EVERY SYSTEM IS THE WORLD'S BEST.PRINCESS LENAA ON THE ADMINISTRATION.
THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS AND THE CROWD OF 1 BILLION PEOPLE.NOW WHAT TO DO?ALL THE OTHER MUSICIANS ARE NO.25 INPIECES LIKE THE TIMES SQUARE CONCERT IN NEWYORK.THE INVESTMENT AT THE TIMES SQUARE WAS ONLY 100 MILLIONS US DOLLARS,BUT THE RETURN WAS 20,000 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--I TOLD YOU TO INCREASE THE NO. OF SEATS,NOW WHAT TO DO?
R--I INCREASED IT TO 2 LAKHS AS YOU TOLD ME.
QD--BUT THE CROWD IS OF I BILLION PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.ALL THE HOTELS OF USSR ARE PACKED.ALL THE HOTELS OF ENTIRE EUROPE ARE PACKED.WHAT TO DO?
R--LET ME THINK.
QD--IF WE WON'T GIVE THEM THE SEAT TO WATCH THIS CONCERT,THEN IT WOULD BE THE INSULT OF THE RED SQUARE.WE HAVE ALSO BANNED ALL THE JOURNALISTS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AND TV CHANNELS REPORTERS ENTRY.WHAT TO DO RINKU?
R--LET'S IMMEDIATELY INCREASE THE SEATS TO 1 BILLION AND SPREAD ALL THE LUXURIOUS CHAIRS ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.THE SOUND SYSTEMS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.THE TV MONOTORS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.
QD--WHAT ARE TICKET CHARGES?
R--LET ME ASK IT TO PRINCESS LENAA.
R--LENAA,WHAT ARE THE CHARGES?
PL--1LAKHS US DOLLARS FOR THE VVIP SEATS,75 THOUSAND US DOLLARS FOR THE VIP SEATS,50,000US DOLLARS FOR THE SPECIAL SEATS.25,000 US DOLLARS FOR THE REMAINING 1 BILLION VIEWERS.
R--SO,HOW MUCH MONEY ARE WE GOING TO MAKE THROUGH THIS CONCERT,LENAA?
PL--WE ARE GOING TO SUCK ALL THE WEALTH OF THIS EARTH.
R--GOOD.
THE CONCERT IS GOING TO BEGIN.THE ENTIRE EARTH IS ABOUT TO SHAKE.THE VVIPS SEATS ARE FULL OF WHITE EUROPEAN GIRLS.
R--DIANA,PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE CONCERT AND BECOME THE ANCHOR OF THIS SHOW.
QD--FINE DARLING.
QD--NOW,WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--EARTH,HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.
AUDIENCES--THE CLAPS CONTINUED FOR HALF AN HOUR.
QD--DEAR AUDIENCES PLEASE DON'T EAT OR DRINK DURING THE CONCERT PERIOD.AFTER THE INTERVAL THE FOOD AND BEVERAGES WILL BE SERVED.AS YOUR CELL PHONES HAVE BEEN KEPT AT THE SECURITY CENTRE,SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.PLEASE MAINTAIN AN ACUTE SILENCE DURING THE CONCERT.RINKU,DOESN'T LIKES TO GIVE HIS AUTOGRAPH,SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR IT.NOW ,IAM GOING TO INTRODUCE THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS.THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS ARE ALL THE GREATEST INDIAN ENTERTAINERS OF THE WORLD.NOW,I WOULD LIKE PRINCESS LENAA,THE BELOVED OF RINKU,TO SAY SOMETHING ON THE MICROPHONE.
PL--GOOD EVENING.I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY.I KNOW RINKU SINCE 20 YEARS.I WANTED TO SEE HIM LIKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST STAR,BUT NEVER IMAGINED THAT HE WOULD BECOME THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH AND WE ARE SHORTLY GOING TO MARRY.HE IS THE PRIDE OF KYIEV.THANKS.
QD--NOW,LET'S BEGIN THE SHOW.
THE SHOW BEGINS,WITH THE SHOWER OF BILLIONS OF RED ROSE PETALS SHOWERED BY THE 50 HELICOPTERS FROM THE SKY.THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE FIRES MILLIONS OF SHOTS BY THEIR KLASSNIKOVS IN THE SKY.THE PERFUME GUNS ARE LAKHS IN NO.,SPRAYING ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.DIFFERENT PERFUMES ARE IN USE LIKE THE AMERICAN PERFUMES,FRENCH PERFUMES,SPANISH PERFUMES,LATIN AMERICAN PERFUMES,INDIAN PERFUMESETC.
THE LIGHT DIRECTOR COUNTS 1,2,3 AND THE ENTIRE LIGHT IMMEDIATELY COVERS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV WITH IT'S POWER.ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF LIGHT OF EARTH HAVE BEEN USED.MOST OF THE LIGHTS HAVE COME FROM THE HEAVEN ON REQUEST OF RINKU.
THE STAGE IS 50,000SQ.FT. IN IT'S AREA,MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES AND PRECIOUS GEMS AND DIAMONDS INSERTED IN IT.THE STAGE IS MADE ENTIRELY OF FRESH RED ROSES.THE STAGE IS SPARKLING LIKE A 50,000SQ.FT. PRECIOUS COLURED,ILLUMINATED DIAMOND PIECE.
THE SHOW BEGINS WITH THE ENTRY OF FERRY QUEENS FROM THE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE.AND STARTS WITH THE BALLET DANCE.AND...........................
QD--THE SHOW BURNT THE ENTIRE 4 WORLDS WITH AN EXTREME JOY AND HAPPINESS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'ASSASINATION OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE WILL DISCUSS ABOUT THE ASSASINATION OF A GREAT ENTERTAINER OF MUSIC INDUSTRY'EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'.MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK PERSON AND THE WHITE MULTI NATIONAL GIANTS WERE JEALOUS OF HIS NAME,FAME,MONEY,GLAMOUR ETC.
MICHAEL JACKSON IS MY FRIEND.HE WAS TO START A NEW CONCERT SERIES WHICH COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM ATLEAST MULTI TRILLION US DOLLARS.HE WAS A THREAT FOR THE ROBBERS(MULTINATIONAL GIANTS).SO,THEY KILLED HIM.'NA RAHEGA BAANS,NA BAAJEGI BAANSOORI'.
BAANSOORI MEANS FLUTE.
WHEN PRINCE KRISHNA PLAYED THE FLUTE,THEN ALL THE COWS CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM.THE DEERS CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HIM.NOW,HOW MANY MUSIC EMPERORS WOULD THE ROBBERS KILL?WHY DON'T THEY TRY TO KILL GOD 'KRISHNA'?BECAUSE HE IS BEYOND THE REACH OF ISS.
WHY INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY COLLAPSED?WHEN MR. GULSHAN KUMAR,THE OWNER OF T-SERIES MUSIC COMPANY WAS PRAYING INSIDE HIS OWN SHIVA TEMPLE LOCATED AT 4 BUNGALOWS,ANDHERI(W),MUMBAI,INDIA,HE WAS SHOT BY THE KLASNIKOVS AND 25 BULLETS ENTERED HIS BODY.AFTER THE 10 SHOTS HE WANTED TO HIDE INSIDE THE HOUSE OF A NEIGHBOURHOOD,BUT THEY CLOSED THEIR DOORS.HE WAS KILLED MERCILESSLY.
WHO KILLED?EVERYBODY KNOWS.WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MURDER CASE?NOTHING.WHY?BECAUSE HIS FAMILY WAS THREATED TO BE KILLED,IF THEY TOOK ANY ACTION.THIS WAY THE KING OF INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY MR. GULSHAN KUMAR WHO PROMOTED PLAYBACK SINGERS LIKE KUMAR SHAANU,UDIT NARAIN,SONU NIGAM,ALKA YAGNIK,ANURADHA PAUDAWAL ETC.WAS FINISHED FOREVER.
THIS SHATTERED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY OF INDIA,AND EVERY BODY STARTED FEARING TO DO THE BUSINESS OF MUSIC.WHY?
BECAUSE THE OTHERS MIGHT ALSO BE KILLED LIKE MR. GULSHAN KUMAR.INSIDE THE STUDIO OF T-SERIES SITUATED IN NOIDA OF NEW DELHI,A BIG STATUE OF 'GOD SHIVA' WAS ERECTED BY THE GULSHAN KUMAR.HE BELIEVED IN GOD.HE RAN THE LANGAR(FREE FOOD FOR THE PILGRIMS) AT THE VAISHNAV DEVI TEMPLE IN JAMMU,INDIA.
AN ACTOR MR.RAKESH ROSHAN WAS SHOT BY THE SAME PEOPLE IN MUMBAI,THE FATHER OF AN ACTOR 'RITHIK ROSHAN'.AN ACTRESS 'DIVYA BHARTI' WAS KILLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE.
THIS CLEARLY SIGNIFIES THAT HOW POWERFUL THE MUSIC IS.
IT TAKES THE LIFE OF MANY STARS AND EMPERORS AND ACTORS AND AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY OWNERS.
MUSIC GOT LOST,SO THE FAITH IN GOD LOST.NOW ONLY THE RECOLONIZATION OF INDIA IS IN PROGRESS,BUT WILL IT SUCCEED?NEVER.WHY?BECAUSE,THIS SOIL OF INDIA SAW MANY FOREIGN INVADERS COMING AND GOING.BUT,WE ARE STILL AND WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY OF THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'WHAT IS INDIA'?THE 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.HOW?---RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WILL DISCUSS ABOUT 'INDIA'.ACCORDING TO THE BRITISHERS(AMERICANS),INDIA IS THE 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.ACCORDING TO ME THE THE MOST ADVANCED COUNTRY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.WHO GAVE AMERICANS THE POWER TO CALL INDIA A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY?THEY THEMSELVES STARTED CALLING US A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY,BECAUSE INDIA IS A POOR COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?AMERICA IS THE RICHEST COUNTRY,THEREFORE IT'S A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?INDIANS ARE SLAVES.THE BRITISHERS CALL INDIANS A BLACK SLAVE.WHY?BECAUSE THEY ROBBED ALL OUR WEALTH FROM OUR COUNTRY BY COLONIZING IT AND COLONIZING OTHER 100 COUNTRIES.THEREFORE THEY CALL THEMSELVES A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.MEANS ROBBERS ARE SUPERIOR THAN THE ROBBED ONES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY ROBBED BY THE COLONIZATION OF 100 COUNTRIES BY THE BRITISHERS?THEY INVESTED THAT MONEY IN BUILDING A NEW COUNTRY CALLED 'USA'.THE BIG TOWERS,8 LANES ROADS,HIGH SALARIES TO THE WHITE CITIZENS ON THE SAME POST AND LOW SALARIES TO THE 'RED INDIANS',WHO ACTUALLY ARE THE MAIN CITIZENS OF THE NORTH AMERICA.THEY ARE CALLED 'BLACKS' AND THEY LIVE A MISERABLE LIFE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY UNDER SUPRESSION.
SUPPOSE AN IIM'S GRADUATE FROM AHMEDABAD GETS 1.5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM,THEN THE ANOTHER MBA GRADUATE FROM AN INFERIOR COLLEGE OF USA AND A WHITE CITIZEN RECEIVES 5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM.USA IS A HELL.
INDIA HAS CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE(BRAMHAA),GOD 'SHIVA' SNATCHES THE LIFE FROM THE PEOPLE AND DESTRUCTS DEMONS.GOD 'VISHNU' MANAGES THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE VAIDIC PERIOD?THE ENTIRE SAINTS OF INDIA WERE DEVELOPING THE 'VEDAAS' AND MAKING CONTACTS WITH THE GOD,MADE CONTACTS,DEVELOPED SEVERAL TECHNOLOGIES TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE BY JUST SPRINKLING WATER ON HIM.THE 'OODAN KHATOLA' FLEWED TO ANY PART OF THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANY MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY,WITHIN FEW SECONDS.A MAN BY OPENING HIS MOUTH EMITTED BILLIONS OF POWERFUL ARROWS,EACH ARROW ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE SUN.A MAN ,FOR INSTANCE 'RAAVANA' HAD 10 HEADS.WHEN ONE HEAD WAS CUT BY AN ARROW THE CUT HEAD AUTOMATICALLY JOINED GAINTO THE REMAINING 9 HEADS.PEOPLE HAD MANY HANDS.MANY LEGS.
THE WEIGHT OF THE BOW OF GOD 'SHIVA' WAS SO HEAVY THAT WHEN GOD 'RAM' WENT FOR HIS POWER TEST TO MARRY THE PRINCESS OF KING DASARATH 'SEETA',THEN HE TOLD HIS BROTHER LAXMAN TO PRESS THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG,BECAUSE THE CHANCES WERE THAT THE EARTH MIGHT TWIST.LAXMAN PRESSED THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG AND GOD 'RAM' LIFTED THAT EXTREMELY HEAVY BOW AND BROKE IT.THE SOUND OF THE BREAKING OF THE BOW ECHOED ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.CONSIDER THE POWER.
WHILE SAINTS WERE DEVELOPING VEDAAS THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE BUSY IN ROBBING GOLDS,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS ETC ,BECAUSE ALL WERE DEEPLY CONCENTRATED IN DEVELOPING THE VEDAAS.THE SAINTS KNEW THAT THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE ROBBING THE WEALTH,BUT THEY DIDN'T CARE.NOW,IT RESEMBLES THE 'BIBLE'.JESUS CHRIST BEFORE HIS DEATH TOLD THAT LET THE SINNERS COMMIT THE SINS,I AM DIEING TO SAVE THOSE SINNERS.NOW IT ALSO RESEMBLES THE FOLLOWING SAYING-
'WHEN HEALTH IS LOST,SOMETHING IS LOST'
'WHEN WEALTH IS LOST,NOTHING IS LOST'
'WHEN CHARACTER IS LOST,EVERYTHING IS LOST'.
TODAY,WE ARE BEING ROBBED BY THE MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS.WE KNOW THIS,BUT WE HARDLY CARE FOR IT.
AMERICANS CALL 'RAMAAYANA' AND 'MAHABHARAT' AS AN INDIAN COMIC.THEY ALSO CALL GOD 'SHIVA' ,GOD 'BRAMHAA',GOD 'VISHNU' AS A COMIC CHARACTER.NOW LET'S SEE A DISCUSSION BETWEEN A DOCTORATE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION FROM HAVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL ,USA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.'MG' FOR MANAGEMENT GURU AND 'R'.
R--WHY HAVE YOU DEVASTATED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY?
MG--BECAUSE MUSIC HAS NO SENSE TO PREVAIL,IT'S USELESS.
R--BUT JESUS CHRIST TOLD THAT MUSIC IS THE PRAYER FOR THE GOD?
MG--THOSE WERE COMIC CHARACTERS,I DON'T BELIEVE THESE STUPID THINGS,WE CARE FOR EARNING MONEY.
R--CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC?
MG--YES,I FUCK THE MUSIC AND MUSICIANS.
R--BUT,HOW COULD YOU FUCK IT,IT WILL KILL YOU .
MG--HOW?
R--YOUR HEART BEATS,THESE BEATS ARE MUSICAL.THEY NORMALLY BEAT AT THE RATE OF 72 BEATS/MINUTE.IF THE NUMBER OF BEATS WOULD BE INCREASED OR DECREASED YOU WILL TURN INTO A CARDIAC PATIENT.IF THE MUSIC OF YOUR HEART BEAT WOULD STOP,THEN YOU WOULD BE DECLARED DEAD BY THE DOCTORS.
MG--BUT,I CONTROL THE BEATS.
R--HOW?
MG--BY DOING YOGA(INDIAN) EXCERCISES.
AFTE 3 DAYS,
R--WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS AND SHAKING?
MG--I LOST MY BUSINESS DEAL.I HAVE LOST 2 MILLION US DOLLARS.
R--LET ME CHECK YOUR MUSIC(HEART BEAT).
R--THE MUSIC HAS BECOME A DISCO BEAT.THE HEART BEAT IS 108 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG--WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IN MUSIC?
R--THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.5 BEATS,DERHA GOON'.MEANS 1 BEAT HAS BECOME EQUIVALENT TO 1.5 BEATS.GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY.
AFTER 5 DAYS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY WIFE DIVORCED ME.I AM DEPRESSED.PLEASE CHECK MY MUSIC.
R--THE MUSIC IS 144 BEATS PER MINUTE.THIS MEANS THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.75 BEATS'.MEANS A SINGLE HEART BEAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 1.75 BEATS.GO FOR THE BYPASS SURGERY.
AFTER 1 MONTHS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY SON DIED.PLEASE CHECK THE MUSIC OF MY HEART .
R--I WON'T CHECK,BECAUSE MUSIC IS A BULLSHEET.ISN'T IT?
MG--PLEASE CHECK IT,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
R--OK.SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE,I SAY YOU LAST TIME ABOUT YOUR HEART'S MUSIC.10 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG --WHAT?????
R--YES.
MG--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NOW GO TO HELL.
MG--PLEASE,PLEASE SAVE ME.
R--GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST.
MG--I AM GOING,LOOSING MY LIFE..........PLEASE .....PROVIDE.......AN ARTIFICIAL .......RESUSCITATIO........N.FINISH.
R--REALLY MUSIC IS WORTH FUCKING MR. MANAGEMENT GURU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE ONGOING 3RD WORLD WAR.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.AS WE ALL NO THAT THE 3RD WORLD WAR IS GOING ON.THE MAJOR COUNTRIES DEVASTATED BY THE BRITISHERS OR AMERICANS(NEW BRITISHERS) ARE--IRAQ,YUGOSLAVIA,SEPERATION OF CZECHOSOLOVAKIA,SPLITTING OF USSR INTO CIS COUNTRIES,DEVASTATION OF PAKISTAAN,AFGHANISTAAN,IRAN ON THE TARGET,DEVASTATION OF NEPAL AND INDIA UNDER THE PROCESS OF RECOLONIZATION AGAIN BY THE BRITISHERS(USA).
1.IMPACT ON INDIA--ASSASINATION OF SMT.INDIRA GANDHI,ASSASINATION OF SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,ASSASINATION OF SRI SANJAY GANDHI,COLONIZATION OF MEDIA,COLONIZATION OF DEMOCRACY BY EVM MACHINE,INCREASE IN CASTEISM,RELIGIOUS WAR,MURDERS,TERRORISM(COLONIZATION),COLONIZATION OF COMMUNICATION MEDIA SUCH AS COMPUTER,CELL PHONES,COURIERS,POSTAL REGISTRY,TELEPHONES,FAX MACHINE,TV,DISH TV,MOBILE TOWERS ALL ARE OPEN TO EVERY BODY.THERE IS NO SECRECY.ISS CAN EVEN TAKE THE PHOTOGRAPH OF A PERSON INSIDE HIS ROOM ANY TIME.WHAT SHOULD WE DO?THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER WAYS OF COMMUNICATIONS,THAT EVERY BODY SHOULD CHOOSE FOR HIMSELF.FOR EXAMPLE MY WAY OF COMMUNICATION IS AN EXTRATERRESTERIAL COMMUNICATION THROUGH THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC.
NOW,NO BODY COULD HACK IT.DIFFERENT RAAGAAS AND DIFFERENT TAALS LEADS TO DIFFERENT COMMUNICATION PATHS.THEY ARE INFINITE IN NUMBERS.
2.IMPACT ON USSR--THEY DEVELOPED.THE KYIEV SHINES LIKE A HEAVEN TODAY.
3.IMPACT ON ENGLAND--THE MURDER OF PRINCESS DIANA,AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
4.IMPACT ON USA---THE CYCLONES,SELF DESTRUCTION OF THE TWIN TOWERS IN NEWYORK AND WASHINGTON DC,POOR ECONOMY GROWTH,HIV PATIENTS,SEVERAL PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISORDERD PERSONS,EXCESSIVE CRIME RATES,EXTREMELY NERVOUS CITIZENS,BLACK AND WHITE DISCRIMINATION ETC.
5.TV CHANNELS OF INDIA--HOW MANY TV CHANNELS BROADCAST 'USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN'S TABLA
RECITAL?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOWS 'USTAAD AHMED JAANTHIRAKAWA'S 'TABLA RECITAL'?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT. KISHAN MAHARAAJ'S TABLA RECITAL?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW THE VOCAL RECITAL OF PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAAJ GURU JI?HOW MANY TV CHANNELS SHOW THE SITAAR RECTAL OF BHARATRATNA PT. RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE GHAZAL PERFORMANCE OF JAGJEET SINGH AND GHULAAM ALI?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE SONGS OF KISHORE KUMAR,LATA MANGESHKAR?HOW MANY CHANNELS SHOW THE TRUTH?
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A SINGLE MURDER IN PATNA ECHOED FOR 10 YEARS.TODAY PEOPLE ARE KILLED LIKE INSECTS.BUT ,THERE IS NO REACTION.TOMMOROW THE USA IS COMING TO HOST IT'S FLAG ON THE RED FORT.WHAT WOULD TOU DO?SHOUT,THROW STONES,PROTEST AND THEN IMPRISONED OR ONLY 100 OF INDIANS WOULD BE SHOT DEAD AND THE INDIA WILL BECOME THE COLONY AGAIN.
WHAT TO DO?START WRITING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ON THE ONGOING 3RD WORLD WAR.THIS TIME EITHER WE WOULD UNITEDLY WIN OR UNITEDLY INDIA,CHINA AND USSR WILL BE COMPLETELY EVACUATED.NO PERSON WOULD BE ALIVE TO BE RULED UPON.
IF CHINA AND USSR DOESN'T SUPPORTS INDIA THEN ATLEAST THERE SHOULD BE THE MURDER OF 1.25 BILLIONS INDIANS.LET ALL THE INDIANS DIE TOGETHER,BECAUSE THOSE WHO WILL ESCAPE THIS BATTLE,THE LIFE FOR HIM WILL BE WORSE THAN THE HELL.LET'S CONQUER THE 3RD WORLD WAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS
KALPANA CHAWLA--SHE WAS THE INDIAN AND YUGOSLAVIAN BREED.LENAA WAS UNHAPPY WITH WAR GOING ON YUGOSLAVIA DURING 1992-94AD.THIS MEANS THAT USSR NEVER WANTED TO KILL HER.MANY AMERICANS ALSO DIED,JUST TO HIDE THAT KALPANA CHAWLA ALONE WAS NOT THE VICTIM.THE USA IS THE BRITISH SPONSORED COUNTRY.

WHY CHRISTIANS ARE JEALOUS OF THE HINDU RELIGION?RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.SIZE OF THE RELIGION DOESN'T MATTERS,THE PRIMITIVE CHARACTER OF THE RELIGION MATTERS.HINDU RELIGION IS THE MOST PRIMITIVE AND MOST SUPERIOR THAN ANY RELIGION.THIS IS A FACT.IT IS ALSO THE MOST POWERFUL RELIGION OF THE WORLD.BEWARE!.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'THE LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS RECONFIRMED,NOW WHAT WOULD THE ISS DO?RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

'THE DEATH OF AN ASTRONAUT 'KALPANA CHAWLA'--A CONSPIRACY--RINKU ADARSH,2010 AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE DEATH OF AN INDIAN ASTRONAUT 'KALPANA CHAWLA' WAS NOT NORMAL,BUT INTENTIONAL AS SHE HAD GATHERD MANY INFORMATIONS RELATED TO THE SPACE.THE PRINCIPLES OF THE DEVELOPED NATIONS ARE TO USE INDIANS AND THROW INDIANS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'PREPARATIONS FOR THE GRAND CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THANKS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE.TODAY WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE BIGGEST CONCERT EVER HELD IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW.THE MAIN ADMINISTRATORS ARE--'QD','R','A'--FOR ANAND,'V'FOR VINID,'N' FOR NATAASHAA,'O' FOR OKSANA,'V' FOR VIKTORIA,'G' FOR GAALIYAA,'W' FOR WAALIA,'T' FOR TAANYAA,'AL' FOR ALEXI,'AS, FOR ASHRAF PERVEZ ,AND 'L' FOR PRINCESS LENAA.'AL' IS THE SET DESIGNER.
QD--THIS IS A VERY ROMANTIC PLACE.EVERY BODY IS KISSING AND LOVING EACO OTHER AND THERE IS NO BODY TO INTERFERE.
R--YES DARLING.AFTER ALL THIS IS THE COUNTRY OF CZARS.I WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE COMMARADE 'KARL MARX'AND COMMARADE 'LENIN' FOR MAKING SUCH A NICE COUNTRY LIKE USSR.THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY OF THE WORLD.
AL--HOW IS THE SET SIR?
R--GOOD.BUT,THE SPACE NEEDS TO BE INCREASED.THE STAGE AREA SHOULD BE 50,000 SQ. FT.MAKE THIS 'TAJ MAHAL' FULLY WHITE ,MADE OF AN ORIGINAL MARBLES .PLEASE POLISH THE KREMLIN PROPERLY.ASRAF,WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUGGEST ANYTHING?
AS--THE SITTING SPACE SHOULD ACCOMODATE ATLEAST 2 LAKHS PEOPLE.
T--THE STAGE SHOULD BE MADE COMPLETELY WITH THE RED ROSES.
G--THE LIGHTS SHOULD FLASH ON THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.
W--THE SOUND SYSTEM SHOULD BE CAPABLE TO BE HEARD FROM MOSCOW TO KYIEV.
V--THE DANCE FLOOR SHOULD BE MADE OF DIAMONDS ,PASTED ON THE PRECIOUS COLOURED GLASSES.
A--THE DISCO LIGHT SHOULD BE POWERFUL,AS I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
PL--MAKE THIS PYRAMID OF EGYPT BIGGER.
AL--HOW ABOUT THE DRINKS AND FOOD ARRANGEMENTS?
R--MAKE 'ASTALICHNAYA VODKA','SMIRNOFF VODKA','FRENCH LIQUOR','CHAMPAGNES','VEENO','BEER BOTTLES OF NOBESKI','JOHNY WALKER BLUE LABEL WHISKY' FOR THE DRINKS AND 'CHICKEN FRY','RICE BIRYAANI','CHICKEN HAMBURGER','ROASTED MEAT','CHICKEN GARLIC','INDIAN TANDOORI ROTI','INDIAN CHICKEN ROAST','INDIAN TEA','MURGA MUSAALLAM' FROM INDIA,'ROOMAALI ROTI FROM INDIA','GERMAN ORANGE JUICES','FRENCH PERFUMES'ETC. FOR THE CHIEF GUESTS AVAILABLE.
QD--RINKU,THE MICRO PHONES SHOULD BE ATLEAST 700 PIECES.
R--OK DARLING.
PL--I WANT TO KISS YOU RINKU AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--OK DARLING,WE WILL DO IT.
QD--I AM ALSO TIRED TAKE ME BACK TO PATNA AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--LET'S THREE OF US TOGETHER SLEEP HERE IN MOSCOW.
AL--WHAT OTHER ARRANGEMENTS ARE REQUIRED?
R--I WILL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
QD+PL+R---INSIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OF THE LARGEST HOTEL OF THE WORLD 'HOTEL MASKAWA' WITH 1,000 ROOMS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'QUEEN DIANA IN CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE--NEW YORK BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK.THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA.THE COST OF THIS CONCERT IS $100 MILLIONS.THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE--'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ON TABLA,MRIDANG,PAKHAWAJ,SYNTHESIZER,POP SINGER,CLASSICAL SINGER ,COMPOSER AND SPONSORER.'USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA',BHARAT RATNA,PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI ON SITAAR','MISS NORAH JONES ON VOCAL',PADVIBHUSHAN PT. JASRAJ GURU JI ON VOCAL,KENNY G ON SAXOPHONE,MADONNA ON VOCAL,BRITNY SPEARS ON VOCAL,SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,LENAA JI ON ADMINISTRATION,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,25 TABLA PLAYERS,25 DRUM PLAYERS,25 BASS GUITARISTS,25 LEAD GUITARISTS,25 SYNTHESIZER PLAYERS,100 VIOLIN PLAYERS,25 SAXOPHONE PLAYERS,25 CONGO PLAYERS,25 HARP PLAYERS,25 ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYERS,500 SETS OF MICROPHONES,100 BELLY DANCERS,FULLY COMPUTERISED DISCO LIGHT SYSTEMS INCLUDING LASER LIGHTS,FOGGER LIGHTS,PERFUME GUNS,MASER LIGHTS,QUASAR LIGHTS,PULSAR LIGHTS,HIDING LIGHTS,SWEEPING LIGHTS,FLOATING LIGHTS,MAGIC LIGHTS,GIMMICKS LIGHTS,SOUND SYSTEM 50 LAKHS WATTAGE.
THE ENTIRE NEW YORK IS SHAKING WITH THE THRILL.THE TIMES SQUARE HAS NO SPACE TO PUT THE LEGS.THE MULTINATIONAL GIANTS ARE BEGGING TO SPONSOR,BUT THEY ARE DENIED BY THE EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.
THE CHIEF GUESTS ARE ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,PRINCESSES,PRINCES OF THE WORLD.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN.THERE ARE 1 LAKHS SEATS.THE REMAINING 70 LAKHS PEOPLE QUARRELING FOR THE TICKETS.A SINGLE TICKET COST IS US $2,000 ONLY.THE VIP SEATS CHARGE ARE 10,000 US DOLLARS AND THE VVIP SEATS CHARGE ARE US DOLLARS 50,000 ONLY.
THE SHOW BEGINS.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--DEAR LADIES AND GENTLE MAN ,NOW I AM GLAD TO PRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS'--MR.RINKU ADARSH.
AUDIENCES---CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP......................................CLAP,............................CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP..............................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS................CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS..................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS...................................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS.........
AMITABH BACHCHAN--OK,OK.THANKYOU.RINKU ADARSH DOESN'T NEEDS ANY INTRODUCTION.
AUDIENCES---HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA OF 4 WORLDS.
AUDIENCES--CLAPPING FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE SHOW BEGINS.THE ENTIRE AUDIENCES ARE THRILLED,HYPNOTISED,MESMERISED,ALL JUMPING ON THEIR OWN SEATS.THE GIRLS CRYING WITH THE HAPPINESS.SHOUTING TO KISS RINKU ADARSH.HOW WAS THE SHOW?IT'S A SECRET.ONLY THE TIME WILL TELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS
R--HOW WAS THE SHOW?
QD--BRILLIANT MY DEAREST HUSBAND.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ARE ENJOYING THEIR LIVES AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.
QD--RINKU,THE FANTASTIC SEA BREEZE IS BLOWING MY SKIRT.
R--IT IS ALSO BLOWING MY BERMUDA.
QD--LET'S TRAVEL INSIDE THE WATER BECAUSE MY LEGS HAVE BECOME HOT.
R--FINE DARLING.
QD--LET'S CATCH EACH OTHER'S WAIST AND WALK THROUGH THE SAND SHORES.
R--YES DARLING.
QD--DO YOU KNOW RINKU,I AM VERY-VERY HAPPY WITH YOU.
R--I AM MORE HAPPIER THAN YOU.I AM VERY LUCKY THAT I GOT YOU.
QD--RINKU,WHAT ARE THESE COUPLES DOING HIDINGLY?
R--THEY ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
QD--THEN ,WHY ARE THEY HIDING THEMSELVES,IS KISSING AND LOVING A CRIME?
R--THEY FEAR TO BE CAUGHT BY THEIR PARENTS AND THEY FEAR OF DEFAMATION IN THE SOCIETY.
QD--HOW?
R--THEY ARE NARROW MINDED PEOPLE.MOST OF THE GIRLS ARE CALL GIRLS,NOT A TRUE LOVER.
QD--BUT MOST OF THEM ARE KISSING OPENLY?
R--BECAUSE THEY ARE EDUCATED AND DON'T FEAR FROM ANYBODY.
QD--WHAT THAT POLICEMAN IS DOING?
R--HE IS TAKING THE BRIBE FROM THE LOVERS.
QD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE HE IS A CORRUPT PERSON.HE IS MISUSING HIS POWER.
QD--WHY ARE THEY CORRUPT?
R--BECAUSE THEY GET LESS SALARIES.
QD--WHY THEY GET LESS SALARIES?
R--BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT ENCOURAGES CORRUPTION AND DISCOURAGES HONESTY.
QD--THERE ARE SO MANY HOTELS ON THIS BEACH.LOOK! A GIRL IS DANCING IN THAT HOTEL.
R--YES,THIS IS 'SAND AND SHINE' HOTEL.
QD--THERE ARE MANY DISHES BEING SOLD HERE,I WOULD LIKE TO TASTE SOMETHING.
R--WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE?
QD--THE BEST ONE YOU THINK.
R---'AALOO CHAAT'.THIS IS VERY TASTY AND SPICY.
QD--THERE ARE MANY SPICES IN THIS.OH MY GOD.I AM JUMPING.IT'S BURNING MY TONGUE.SO MUCH OF CHILLY POWDER.
R--PLEASE DRINK A GLASS OF WATER.
QD--LET'S CATCH THE TAXI AND GO TO SOME BEAUTIFUL MARKET.
R--LET'S GO TO LOKHANDWALA .
'TD' FOR TAXI DRIVER.
TD--WHERE DO YOU WAN'T TO GO?
R--LOKHANDWALA.
TD--PLEASE SEAT DOWN.
QD--THIS CITY IS VERY MODERN.
R--YES DARLING.
TD--I WILL CHARGE RS.500 TO TAKE YOU TO LOKHANDWALA(SEEING A WHITE GIRL WITH ME).
TD--ARE YOU A NEW COMER ?
R--YES,A NEW COMER.
TD--THEN IT'S FINE.
R--'ABE AAPOON KO PAHCHAANTA NAHIN HAYE KYAA?'SHAALE ANGAREZI MADAM DEKHKE BAHAN KE LAODE 500 RUPAIYA MAANGATA HAYE AAPOON SE.''AAJ AAPOON KA MAOT SE 9 BAZE APPINTMENT HAYE'.'AAPOON ENGLISH BOLTA HAYE,KYAA SAMJHAA'.
F--FOR FRIENDS.
F--HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU ON THE WAY TO LOKHANDWAALA.
TD--YES,THIS IS LOKHANDWALA.PLEASE GIVE ME RS.50 ONLY.
QD--WHY HE DECREASED FROM 500 BUCKS TO 50 BUCKS?
R--BECAUSE HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--PLEASE CLARIFY IT.
R--HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM VERY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH THIS CITY.
QD--THANKS RINKU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT.
'QD','R' AND 'W' FOR A WAITER.
W--WELCOME SIR,IN THE OBEROI TOWERS MUMBAI.
R--THANKS.
W--SIR,THIS GIRL WITH YOU IS PRINCESS DIANA.
R--NO,QUEEN DIANA.
W--SIR ,ARE YOU MARRIED WITH HER?
R--WHY?DO YOU WANT TO MARRY HER.
W--I CAN'T EVEN DREAM.
R--THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
QD--THE AMBIENCE IS VERY GOOD AND PLEASANT AND THEY ARE PLAYING YOUR'S MUSIC ALBUM (NASHA,WINES).
R--YES,DARLING.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?
QD--I WAN'T ALL THE BEST DISHES OF THIS RESTAURANT.
W--SIR,PLEASE GIVE YOUR ORDER.
R--BRING ALL THE BEST DISHES AND THE BEST WINES OF YOUR RESTAURANT.
W--OK SIR.
QD--HOW AM I LOOKING TODAY?
R--EXTREMELY PRETTY LIKE A DOLL.I WANT TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR BIG AND ROMANTIC EYES.
QD--PLEASE LOOK AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY EYES.
R--YOUR EYES ARE INNOCENT,ROMANTIC,DESCENT,FULL OF LOVE FOR ME.YOUR EYES ARE SHINING LIKE A PRECIOUS DIAMOND.YOUR EYES ARE TELLING THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOST IN MY LOVE.
QD--AND WHAT ELSE?
R--PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR HAND,I WANT TO SMELL IT.
QD--PLEASE.
R--IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH RED ROSE,VERY DELICATE,SHINING LIKE THE MARBLES OF 'TAJ MAHAL'.PLEASE INSERT YOUR HANDS IN THE GLASS OF WATER AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THAT GLASS OF WATER.
QD--PLEASE.
R--NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THIS WATER.SARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.IT IS THE BEST WATER I EVER DRANKED MY SWEET HEART.WHY ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR TALL LEGS ON MY LEGS?
QD--BECAUSE I WANT TO KISS YOU.
R--PLEASE.
QD--KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES.NOW I AM SATISFIED.
R--THANKS DARLING.
W--SIR,THE DISHES AND WINES HAVE COME.LET ME CATER YOU.
QD--PLEASE.
R--I WANT TO EAT LESS AND DRINK YOUR WHOLE BODY MORE AND MORE.
QD--PLEASE DRINK IT.IN WAN'T TO DRINK WINES AND EAT DISHES.
R--LET'S EAT AND DRINK TOGETHER.
QD--THE DISHES ARE WORTH EATING AND THE IMPORTED WINES ARE ALSO VERY GOOD.
R--YES DARLING.ALL FOR YOU ONLY.
QD--RINKU,I NEVER IMAGINED THAT I WOULD GET SUCH A NICE HUSBAND LIKE YOU,VERY SMART,VERY DESCENT,VERY HANDSOME,VERY SOFT-HEARTED,VERY INTELLIGENT,VERY ROMANTIC,VERY LOVING,VERY CARING,WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU.
R--IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I GOT YOUR LOVE,OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT YOU.I LOVED YOU SINCE MY CHILD HOOD.
QD--NOW,I AM DRUNK RINKU,I WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP.
W--YES SIR DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?
R--YES.PLEASE BOOK THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT FOR US.
R--DARLING,LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT.
W--SIR ,PLEASE PAY THE BILL.
R--HOW MUCH?
W--$20,000 ONLY.
R--OK.TAKE THIS.
W--THANKS SIR.
R--QD ,INSIDE THE SUIT,STARTS DANCING WITH ME,LOVING ME AND ENJOYING SEX WITH ME FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN LOVE.'

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY MY WIFE QUEEN DIANA AND ME ARE IN LOVE.'QD' FOR QUEEN DIANA AND 'R'.
QD--RINKU,THIS GANGES IS A BEAUTIFUL RIVER,ISN'T IT?
R--YES DARLING,VERY-VERY BEAUTIFUL.
QD--DARLING,LET'S MOVE TO THE COAST FULL OF SANDS.
R--LET'S MOVE.
QD--THE SAND IS HOT ,I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU?
R--PLEASE KISS ME AS MUCH AS YOU WISH.
QD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.YOU ARE MY VERY HANDSOME HUSBAND.
R--YOU ARE MY PRETTIEST WIFE.GIVE ME A KISS.CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MY DOLL.
QD--NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINES)AND EAT YOUR CHICKEN SROGNOFF AND THEN HAVE A SEX WITH YOU.
R--PLEASE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

RESURRECTION OF A DEAD PERSON POSSIBLE.--BIBLE--RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA--ALEX CHUI.

'MRS.JOANNA ESTEFFAN OF NEWYORK IS MY GLOBAL MANAGER FOR ALL CONTRACTS.100 MILLIONS US DOLLARS PER CONCERT.

'THE BOYS HAVE MANY PROBLEMS'.

DEAREST GLOBAL BOY FRIENDS,
HELLO.YOU HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.'B'FOR BOYS AND 'R'.
B--I WANT TO BECOME DOCTOR/ENGINEER/MBA/MCA BY DONATION,BECAUSE THIS WILL INCREASE THE PRESTIGE OF MY PARENTS.I WAN'T TO BECOME A FILM STAR.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NEVER ENTER ANY OF THESE COLLEGES BY DONATION,BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL TO SUCCEED IN YOUR LIFE.EVEN IF YOU BECOME A CLERK BY YOUR OWN MERIT ,YOU WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL.DON'T WASTE YOUR PARENTS HARD EARNED MONEY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.12TH.I LOVE A GIRL,SHE DOESN'T LOVES ME.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T RUN AFTER HER.DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND CONCEATION.THERE ARE PLENTY OF PRETTY GIRLS WORLD-WIDE.TRY ANOTHER ONE.
B--I CONSTANTLY DO MASTURBATION.IS IT HARMFUL?
R--YES IT'S HARMFUL.TRY NOT TO DO IT,BECAUSE THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR HEALTH.TRY TO DO IT WHEN YOU THINK IT'S UNTOLERABLE.THE GIRLS SHOULD ALSO NOT MASTURBATE.
B--HOW TO BECOME WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU?
R--IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE WHEN GOD 'SHIVA'WANTS.
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLD'S,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

GIRLS PROBLEMS---THEY HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.

MY DEAREST GLOBAL GIRL FRIENDS,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN MULTIPLE PROBLEMS.'G' FOR GIRLS AND 'R'.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 4 AND A BOY OF MY CLASS LOVES ME,I ALSO LOVE HIM.BUT,I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T FEAR FROM YOUR PARENTS JUST TELL HIM YES AND CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER,BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 9 AND I LOVE A BOY,HE ALSO LOVES ME ,BUT I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS AND ALSO FEAR TO BE PREGNANT.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--JUST LOVE HIM,GET PREGNANT AND THEN CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER AND GET ABORTED FROM PREGNANCY.
G--BUT WHAT WOULD THE SOCIETY THINK OF ME,I WILL BE DEFAMED.
R--DON'T CARE FOR THE SOCIETY.NO BODY WILL HELP YOU.
G--I SUFFER FROM THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND IT LASTS FOR 7 DAYS,I USE TORN CLOTHES TO STOP BLEEDING.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--YOU DON'T USE THE TORN CLOTHES,IT'S UNHYGIENIC,USE TEMPEX AND INSERT IT INSIDE YOUR VAGINA.THIS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM THE 7 DAYS LONG MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND MAKE IT SHORTER BY 3 DAYS AND IT'S ALSO HYGIENIC.
NOW,'B' FOR BOY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.3 AND LOVE A GIRL ,SHE ALSO LOVES ME,WHAT TO DO?
R--HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOVES YOU?
B--I AM A NAUGHTY BOY,WHEN MY MISS BEATS ME WITH THE PLASTIC SCALE,THEN I FEEL THAT SHE FEELS HURT.1 SCALE BEAT=1 HEART BEAT INCREASED,2 SCAE BEATS=4 HEART BEATS INCREASED,5 SCALE BEATS=CARDIAC ATTACK OF HER.SO,I KNOW THAT SHE LOVES ME.
R--CATCH HER,LOVE HER AND NEVER LEAVE HER,BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE GIRLS ARE THE BEST THING,GOD HAS MADE ON THIS EARTH.

MY DEAREST BILLIONS OF GIRL FRIENDS WORLD WIDE,
HELLO.I LOVE ALL OF YOU VERY-VERY MUCH.WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T LIVE.WITHOUT YOU IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO 'LOVES'(MOHABBATEN).YOU GIRLS ARE VERY KIND HEARTED,VERY SOFT,VERY LOVING,VERY CARING.YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS WORTH KISSING.I FEEL BAD WHEN I SEE A SAD GIRL.THE FOLLOWING ATTRACTS ME VERY MUCH OF THE PRETTY RUSSIAN GIRLS--
1.PERSONALITY--TALL GIRLS ,WHITE GIRLS,TALL LEGS,BIG AND POINTED SHARP BREASTS,TALL NECK,MUSCULAR WITHOUT HAIRS THIGHS,DESCENT LIPS WITH NON--STICKABLE LIPS STICKS.THIS LIPS-STICKS HAVE A AN AROMA OF A FRESH RED ROSE.BLACK,BROWN,GREY,WHITE,BLONDE HAIRS,VERY JOLLY,VERY INNOCENT,VERY SENSITIVE,VERY KIND HEARTED,CHEEKS ARE SILKY.THEIR STOMACHS ARE BIG,PUSSY BIG,PUSSY GIVES AN AROMA OF A FRESH ORANGE.THEIR SALIVAAS ARE WORTH DRINKING,THEY ARE LIKE THE FRESH GRAPE'S JUICES(CHAMPAGNE).THEIR VAGINAL JUICE IS WORTH SUCKING AND DRINKING.THE VAGINAL JUICE IS LIKE AN ORANGE JUICE.THEIR TOES,WORTH KISSING.THEIR THIGHS WORTH CUTTING WITH THE TEETH.THEIR BREAST WORTH LOVING,SMOOCHING,SUCKING THE NIPPLES AND CUTTING THE NIPPLES WITH THE TEETH.THEY ARE WORTH CARRYING THEM ON MY SHOULDERS AND RUNNING IN THE FOREST FULL OF PINE TREES AND SNOWS.THEY ARE WORTH BATHING TOGETHER UNDER THE HOT SHOWER AT MIDNIGHT.THEY ARE WORTH SLEEPING TOGETHER AT MIDNIGHT UNDER THE HOT BATHING TUB,WHEN THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE IS -30 DEGREE CELSIUS.THEY ARE WORTH DRINKING VODKA,CHAMPAGNES,WHISKIES,VIDONA,TEKILA ,FRENCH LIQUOR TOGETHER.THEY KNOW HOW TO SERVE THE DRINKS.THEY KNOW HOW TO SERVE THE FOOD.THEY KNOW HOW TO LOVE A LOVES.
THEY ARE WORTH DANCING TOGETHER IN THE DISCOTHEQUE WHOLE NIGHT LOVING EACH OTHER.THEY ARE WORTH AUDIENCES,FIT FOR AN ARTIST LIKE ME TO SING FOR THEM,PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC FOR THEM,DANCE FOR THEM.THEY ARE WORTH CRYING FOR,WHEN MISSED.
MY LIFE IS A TANGENT,WHICH KISSES THE CIRCLE AND MISSES FOR EVER.
LENAA SLAPPED THE RUSSIAN UNDERWORLD DONS,THE CASINO HEAD,LOADED WITH 2 KLASSNOKOVS 200,AND 7 FEET TALL AND CHEST 60 CMS.JUST TO PROTECT ME.LENAA SLAPPED THEM 5 TIMES AND TOLD THEM THAT 'HOW THEY DARED TO ABUSE HER LOVE INFRONT OF HER?'THE DONS WENT.THEN LENAA SCOLDED ME THAT I WAS A COWARD AND LEFT HER ALONE IN TROUBLE.AFTER THAT DAY I NEVER LEFT LENAA ALONE IN TROUBLE.WE BOTH FOUGHT TOGETHER AND STILL FIGHTING TOGETHER.LENAA YOU ARE REALLY GREATEST.
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SAY FEW WORDS FOR MY INDIAN GIRL FRIENDS FROM THE MOVIE 'SILSILA-
'MOHABBAT KI EK AAG IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'
'CHAHAT KI EK AAG IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'
'KEHNE KO TO BAHAOT KOOCH HAYE,MAGAR KISSE KAHEN HUM'
'KAB TAK YOON HI KHAAMOSH RAHE AUR SAHE HUM'
'JI KARTA HAYE KI DUNIYAA KI HAR EK RASMA-RIWAAJ MEETA DEN'
'DEEWAAR JO AAJ HUM DONO MEIN HAYE ,AAJ GEERA DEN'
'KYOON KI DIL KE SOOLAGTE HOOE LOGON KO BATAA DEN KI'
'HAN HUMKO MOHABBAT HAYE,MOHABBAT HAYE,MOHAABAT'
'AB DIL MEIN YAHI BAAT IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'.
MAJNU,
RINKU
LOVES(MOHABBATEN).

'THE LANGUAGES OF AN ANIMALS.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE LANGUAGES OF ANIMALS.
1.DOG--WHEN HAPPY--KIAOON-KIAOON,OONHA-OONHA-OONHA-OONHA,BAU-BAU-BAU-BAU.
WHEN HUNGARY--HAARP--HAARP-HAARP--HAARP,BHANR-BHAND-BHANR-BHAND.
WHEN ANGRY--HO-HO-HO-HO,BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON,GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT.
DOG IN RUSSIAN IS CALLED SABAAKA.OKSAANA TOLD ME THAT THE SABAAKA BARKS LIKE GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV IN RUSSIA.SOMETIMES HAAV-HAAV-HAAV-HAAV.
2.KOYAL(BIRD)--KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO,KUKU-KUKU,KOO-KOO,KOO-KOO.THAT'S LENAA CALLED ME KU-KU,KOO-KOO BECAUSE MY NAME IS RINKU ,WHICH BECOMES RINKA IN RUSSIA.SO,SHE IN LOVE CALLED ME KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO.LENAA IS ALSO A KOYAL,A BIRD WITH VERY SWEET VOICE AND FILLED WITH EMOTIONS.
3.GOAT--'MAEN-MAEN-MAEN-MAEN',MENHAA-MENHAA,MAA-MAA.
4.COW--'MAA-MAA',HO-HO,MAENR-MAENR,HOOA-HOOA-HOOA-HOOA.
5.CAT--'MIAOON-MIAAOON',MYAAOON-MYAAOON,KAHAAN HAYE RE-KAHAAN HAYE RE TO HER CHILDRENS.
6.LION--'HOARRRRRR-HOARRRRRR',HINKAAAAA-HINKAAAAA,HOOOOOOON---HOOOOOON,HAOHAOHAOHAO-HAOHAOHAOHAO.
7.BABY--'KEHAAN-KEHAAN' TO HER MOTHER MEANS KAHAAN-KAHAAN(WHERE ARE YOU?WHERE ARE YOU?).HERE I SUPPORT THE 'FREUDIAN THEORY'OF LOVE AND SEX.
WHAT HAPPENS THAT WHEN A CHILD IS BORN HE WANTS SEX AND LOVE.HE SUCKS HIS MOTHER'S BREAST AND KISSES HIS MOTHER AND ENJOYS LOVE AND SEX.
WHEN THE MOTHER STOPS GIVING HIM HER BREAST MILK AND SENDS HIM TO THE SCHOOL,HE LOOSES HIS LOVE AND SEX AT THAT POINT OF TIME AND STARTS SEARCHING FOR A GIRL FRIEND IN THE SCHOOL ,RIGHT FROM THE NURSERY CLASS.
THEN HE STARTS STRUGGLING FOR LOVE,WHICH HE NEVER GETS IN INDIA DUE TO SEXUAL RESTRICTIONS(POLITICS TO MAKE INDIANS A SLAVE),HE HAS ULTIMATELY TO MARRY A GIRL,SEEING HER PHOTOGRAPH ONLY.THIS SPOILS HIM FURTHER,SINCE SHE AND HE BOTH KNOWS EACH OTHER AND STARTS FIGHTING OR DIVORCES.
ANCIENT INDIA WAS A SEX FREE COUNTRY,THAT'S WHY IT HAD PLENTY OF WEALTH.MY FRIEND'S SON WHO IS ONLY 4 YEARS OLD SENDS LOVE LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE WOULD REACH THE STANDARD 2,THEN HE WILL MARRY HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE DOESN'T KNOWS THAT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT IN INDIA TO GET A TRUE LOVE AND SEX.SO,MOST OF THE PEOPLE IMMIGRATE TO THE WESTERN COUNTRY BEING CALLED THERE A SLAVE,A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN,BUT STILL RESIDES THERE ONLY FOR LOVE AND SEX.
RUSSIAN GIRLS,THEMSELVES OFFER THE SEX AND LOVE FREE OF COST WITHOUT BLACKMAILING THE BOYS OR ASKING FOR MONEY.KYIEV IS FULL OF TRUE LOVE.THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED A DEVELOPED AND POWERFUL COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'A BEAT AND WORDS TO PLEASE GOD SHIVA'.RINKU ADARSH,2010 AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE BEAT AND LYRICS(NOT PERFECT BUT PRESERVED IN INDIA)TO PLEASE THE GOD 'SHIVA'TO TAKE ANY BLESSINGS FROM HIM,LIKE NEVER TO DIE,OPENING THE MOUTH AND ERUPTING BILLIONS OF POWERFUL ARROWS FROM IT,EACH ARROW CAPABLE TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH.
LORD 'SHIVA' IS THE CREATOR OF MUSIC.HE HAS A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 'DAMROO'IN HIS HAND.HIS SON ,GOD 'GANESHA'HAS A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 'MRIDANG' IN HIS HANDS.THIS MRIDANG CHANGED TO MODERN 'TABLA'.THE RHYTHM AND LYRICS ARE AS FOLLOWS----
'TAK-DHIKIT-TAK-GADIGAN,NAAGEN-NAAGEN-TAK-GADIGAN,KRIDHAAN-AAN-BHRIKOOT-GADIGAN,KRIDHAAN-KRIDHAAN-BHRAAM-FAAD,BHOOCHAAL--PATAAL--TRIKAAL--MACHAAL,HOONKAAR-FATKAAR--GARJAAN--BHRAAM,SWARGA-NARAK-PAATAAL-DHARTI,MERAA-HOONKAAR-MERAA-FATKAAR,TOOFAAN-KRIN-BHOOCHAAL-BHRIM,FOONK-TAK-AAG-SANSAAR.........................................................
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE CHIRAAG OF ALLAUDDIN' ---CONFIRMED---RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'---5 CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 5 CHARACTERITICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'(SANSKRIT).SANSKRIT IS THE LANGUAGE FROM WHERE MANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES HAVE BEEN MADE.FOR EXAMPLE,RUSSIAN LANGUAGE HAS THE ROOT OF SANSKRIT LANGUAGE.THIS LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN HEAVEN.NOW,LET'S SEE HOW THE LANGUAGES CHANGE AFTER CERTAIN 250 KILOMETRES.
'VIDYAARTHI(NO.1)PANCH(NO.5)LAXNAM(NO.6)'.THE CHARACTERISTICS(NO.6) OF AN EXCELLENT(NO.9) STUDENT(NO.7).
1.'ALP HAARI'--SHOULD EAT LESS,BECAUSE HE WILL BECOME LAZY AND WON'T STUDY PROPERLY.
2.'GRIHA(NO.5)TYAAGI'--SHOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE,OTHERWISE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO KNOW THIS WORLD.THAT IS WHY GOOD HOSTELS ARE PREFERRED.
3.'SWAAN NIDRA'--SHOULD SLEEP LIKE A DOG.THE DOG ALWAYS REMAINS CONSCIOUS EVEN WHILE SLEEPING.SO,A STUDENT SHOULD ALSO REMAIN CONSCIOUS AFTER SLEEPING.IN SANSKRIT 'SWAAN' MEANS DOG AND IN ENGLISH IT MEANS AN EXCELLENT BIRD.THE 4 SWAANS GUARDING MY DARLING ON THE LAKE.
4.'KAAK CHESTA'--SHOULD READ LOUDLY LIKE A CROW TO MEMORISE THE SYLLABUS.NOW 'KAAK' IN RUSSIAN MEANS 'HOW'?FOR EXAMPLE 'KAAK DELAA',MEANS HOW ARE YOU?
5.'BAKO DHYAANAM'--SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON THE BOOK LIKE THE DUCK CONCENTRATES IN THE WATER TO HUNT A FISH.
NOW,ALP,ALPS,ALFA,ALFAAZ,ALAAP,HAARI,LOST,HARRY,HURRY,HAIRY,HARRRRRRR,HAR,HAR-HAR GANGES,HAR-HAR MAHADEV,GRIHA,GRAHA,GRAAHAK,GREEK,GRIHAIYA,GRIH HAYE (DO YOU HAVE A SHELTER?),GHEE,EAT,IT,EETRA,I.T.,I.I.T.,EETAA(BRICKS),ETA(THIS ONE IN RUSSIAN),ATE,AIN'T,LESS,BLESS,LASE,LAYS,LASER,LESSER,LEISURE,BECAUSE,BECOZ,BE COZY,BIKAU,BE COW,BEEKNA,HE,HI,HEY,HOO,HOOT,HI-HI,HIAA-HIAA,HOOA-HOOA,HE=NE(IN RUSSIAN ,MEANS NOT),ETC.INFINITY.
NOW,I DON'T KNOW THE ARABIC LANGUAGE,BUT NO IT'S MUSIC.HOW THE ARABIANS QUARREL?FOR EXAMPLE,'HIMMA-HELLA-KHILLA-TILLA,PHILELA-KHILELA,HEMMA ULLA KARELA,ULLA-ULLA-FULLA-FULLA,KAEM-KHAEM-KHAON-KHAON.HOW DO THEY TALK?EMMA-JULLA-HAMMA-HAMMA,FILEL-FILEL-AMMA-TUMMA,GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA.
NOW HOW DO THE GERMANS SPEAK?I DON'T KNOW THE GERMAN LANGUAGE,BUT UNDERSTAND IT'S MUSIC.FOR EXAMPLE,BRONS-SCHRONS-SIFIX-FAXIS,BEEON-BEEON,GANUISH-GANGUISH,BREON-BREON-SHRON-FRON.
SANSKRIT,THE BEST LANGUAGE OF THE 4 WORLDS,I KNOW LITTLE.IT HAS THE FOLLOWING MUSIC--
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-HAAHA-HAAHA-SWAAHAA-SWAAHA-NAMAH-NAMAH-NAMAHA-NAMAHA-SWATAHA-SWATAHA-OM-NOM-BILOM-LOM-LOM-HOONKAAR-FAT-TU-JAA-KIDHAR-KRIDHAAN-KAT-TAK-TAK-FOONKAAR-FATAA-FAT-DEVAAYE-DHARMAAYE-SHAN-SHANK-SHANKAR-SHANS-SHANKH-HOONKAAR-GARJAAR-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHI-TRAAHI-KINTU-PARANTU-RINKU-PINKU-TINKU-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA -ANANTA-ANANTA-BRAHMAANDA-BRAMHAA-BRAHMAN-RINKU-ANAT-ANANTA.
HOONKAAAR,
RINKU
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-TRIN-GARJAT-BAADAR-BRAHMAAND-SWAAHA.

'ASRAANI JI SE BAATCHIT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.'A' FOR ASRAANI AND 'R'.
R--ASRAANI JI,AAJ KAL AAP KYAA KAR RAHE HAIN?
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR THEY,JAI AUR VEERU KO MAINE HI PAKADAA THAA.
R--AB KISKO PAKADNA CHAHTE HAIN?
A--AB TUMKO PAKDEGAA.
R--KAAHE SARKAAR?
A--ESLIYE KI TUM NUMBER KA CHAKKAR CHALAATE HO.
R--WO KAISE?
A--AB BATAO KI AGAR KISI KAA NAAM GHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.5 HO AUR BAAHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.6 HO TAB KAON SAHI HOGAA?
R--GHAR KA DIGIT.
A--KYOON?
R--KYOON KI GHAR ,BAAHAR SE NAZDEEK HOTAA HAYE.WAISE TO AAPOON KA GHAR AUR BAAHAR DONO KA DIGIT NO.5 HI HAYE.
A--TUM HERO BAN JAO FILM KE,AUR MUJHE PHIR SE ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DO.
R--AAPOON HERO BANTA NAHIN,BANAATA HAYE.
A--TO KISKO HERO BANAOGE?
R--AMITABH BACHCHAN KO.
A-KAISE?
R--ABHI TO AAPOON OONKA INTERVAL DEKHA HAYE,ABHI AADHA KAAM TO BAAKI HAYE.
A--JAI KO PHIR SE INSPECTOR VIJAY BANAOGE KYAA?YA HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORMAA BHOPALI SE ANDAR BHEJWAOGE?
R--EES BAAR AAPKO JAI BANAA DOONGA AUR JAI KO ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DOONGA.
A--HIAA,HIAA.MERE JAISA JAILOR TO KOI BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA KYOON KI MERE JAIL MEIN SOORANG BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA.SOORANG BANAANE SE PEHLE KESTO MUKHERJEE MUJHE SAB KOOCH BATAA DEGA.SOORANG BANAANE KA AUZAAR MERAI HAANTHON MEIN HAI-PAI.
R--EESLIYE JAI AUR VEERU JAIL SE BHAAG GAYE?
A--ARE MAIN TO OONKO PAKID HI LINGA.
R--TO PAKADIYE NA.
A--TUM JAILOR BANAO,TO MAIN PAKOD -BAKOR HI LOONGI.
R--AAP JAANTE HAIN KI MAINE KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
A--KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
R--KHEL HAMESHAA KE LIYE KHATMA KAR DIYAA HAYE,YAHAAN SE BAITHE-BAITHE.
A--KAON SA KHEL?
R--ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KO HAMESHAA KE LIYE BARBAAD KAR DIYAA HAYE,AB WO OOTH KE PAANI BHI NAHIN PIYENGE.
A--WO KAISE KIYAA?
R--'RINKU WAVE' SE.
A--VISHWAAS NAHIN HOTAA HAYE.
R--TO DEKHLIJIYEGA KI AB WO OOTH PAYENGE KI NAHIN.
A--OOTH HI NAHIN PAAYENGE?
R--MERE PHOONK SE OOD GAYE,HAMESHA-HAMESHA KE LIYE,BHARAT KI KASAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'WHAT IS A TRUE LOVE?A LOVE WITHOUT SEX LASTING FOREVER.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.AAJ MUJHE KOOCH AUR KARZ OOTAARNE HAIN.
1.MAIN KAON HOON?KAHIN 'LAAWARIS' TO NAHIN.JI NAHIN LAAWARIS NAHIN HOON,HAAN 'SILSILA' JAROOR HOON.MERAA BAAP KAON HAYE?DR.B.N.UPADHYAYA,PHYSICIAN.MERE BAAP KO 'MURDER CASE' MEIN FANSAA DIYAA GAYAA,1979 MEIN JAB WO MEDICAL POST GRADUATION KAR RAHE THEY.KYOON?KYOON KI LOGON KO DAR THAA KI KAHIN MERA BAAP BAHAOT BADAA DOCTOR NAHIN BAN JAAYE.OONKE GURU NE OONKO FAIL KAR DIYAA ,JAAN--BOOJHKAR,AUR KISI NE OONKO GOLIYAAN MAAR DI.NAAM MERE PEETA JI KA DAAL DIYAA GAYA.PHIR?ROZ AKHBAAR MEIN NIKALTAA THAA'DR.B.N.UPADHYAYA,WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE'.PHIR?MERE BAAP KO 3 DEENO KA KAID HO GAYAA.WO AAGE-AAGE,POLICE PICHE-PICHE.KYAA AAPKE PEETAAJI PADHANE MEIN KHARAAB THEY KYAA?NAHIN,BAHAOT ACHCHE THEY.
MERE NAANA JO KI ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR THEY OONHONE OONSE PATNA CHOD DENE KE LIYE KAHAA.MERE PEETA JI BIHAR KE CONGRESS (I)KE DOCTOR'S CELL KE VICE-PRESIDENT THEY,RAJEEV GANDHI UNCLE KE MITRA THEY,INDIRA GANDHI DAADI JI NE OONHE APNE GHAR PE BOOLAKE BAHAOT IZZAT DIYAA THAA.MERE GHAR PE PRATIDIN MANTRI LOG AAYA KARTE THEY.MUQADDAME MEIN FANSANE KE BAAD KOI MANTRI KAAM NAHIN AAYA.PHIR?PHIR PEETAJEE PATNA PAHAONCHE AUR PHIR RAJENDRA NAGAR MEIN ZAM GAYE,JAHAAN TIKNAA BAHAOT MOOSHKIL HAYE,DOCTOR KE LIYE.PHIR?LADAI PE LADAI,LADAI PE LADAI SHURU HO GAYAA,CASTE FACTOR KO LEKARKE.MAIN CHOTA THAA.
LADAI MEIN SAB PARASTA HO GAYE.MERE PEETAJI BADE DOCTOR BAN GAYE.WO JAIL JISMEIN OONKO DAALA GAYAA THAA OOSKI DHAJJIYAAN OOD GAI.PATNA JUNCTION KE NIKAT HI THAA WO JAIL.GURU JI,MERE BAAP KE RASAATAL MEIN CHALE GAYE.
KYAA AAPKE PEETAJI AMITABH BACHCHAN KO,YAA SHATRUGHANA SINHA KO YAA REENA ROY JI KO JAANTE HAIN?JI HAAN,SHATRU UNCLE MERE BAAP SE DO SAAL JUNIOR THEY.MERE BAAP KE PAER TOOTNE KE BAAD(1969),ROJ ASPATAAL MEIN JAAYA KARTE THEY OONSE MILNE KE LIYE.
AMIT UNCLE SE OONKI MOOLAAKAT 1978 MEIN HOOI THI 'KASME-VAADE' KE SHOOT KE DAORAAN AUR REENA ROY JI SE SHATRU UNCLE NE MILWAAYA THAA.
MERE BAAP NE AMIT UNCLE SE AUTOGRAPH NAHIN MAANGA,OONKE BAAKI DOSTON (DOCTORS) NE MAANGA.KYOON?MERE BAAP AMIT UNCLE SE BAHAOT SUPERIOR HAIN,ISLIYE.
2.MERE BACHPAN KI DOST MUJHSE BAHAOT PYAAR KARTI THI AUR KARTI HAYE.AAJ SHAAYAD HAMAARA PYAAR HI OOSE BECHAEN KIYE HOOE HAYE.INKAAR KYOON KIYA?CASTE FACTOR.WO CHAHTI THI KI MAIN TIME SE SCHOOL PAHOONCHOO,THEEK SE PADHAI LIKHAI KAROON,DISCIPLINE MEIN RAHOON.LEKIN MAIN NAUGHTY BOY THAA.PHIR COLLEGE MEIN KYOON INKAAR KIYAA?DO SAALON TAK BAAT-CHIT KYOON BAND HO GAI?WO BHI TADAP RAHI THI AUR MAIN BHI TADAP RAHAA THAA.AAJ MAIN JO KOOCH BHI HOON,OOSMEIN SHAAYAD OOSKA BHI SHREY HAYE.TUM JAHAAN BHI RAHO KHOOSH RAHO.PYAAR JHOOKTAA NAHIN.TUMHAARA PYAAR TUMHAARE SAATH HAYE AUR RAHEGA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE FLYING SAUCERS'---CONFIRMED.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY,I HAVE TO GIVE AN INTERVIEW ON TV CHANNEL -'AKBC'(ALLAUDDIN KHAN,BROADCASTING CORPORATION IN KYIEV).'J' FOR JOURNALIST AND 'R'.
J--ARE YOU CONFIRMED ABOUT THE FLYING SAUCERS?
R--YES.THEY COME FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET.I TRAVEL THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IN 2 MINUTES.BY SENDING MY 'RINKU WAVES' OF MUSIC AND SITTING ON THE WAVES.MY VOCAL WAVE HAS GOT A SPEED TRILLIONS TIME FASTER THAN THAT OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
J--WHAT IS THE DISTANCE OF HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH FROM THE EARTH?
R--HEAVEN IS 5 TIMES FARTHER FROM THE DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS UPWARDS,HELL IS 2.5 TIMES FARTHER AND DITCH IS 10 TIMES DOWNWARDS.
J--IS IT NOT AN ILLUSION?
R--ABSOLUTELY NOT.'SHIVA' IS THE TRUTH.
J--HOW PEOPLE DIE?
R--THE BATTERY FAILS.
J--WHERE IS THE REAL BATTERY?
R--IN MY WAVES.
J--CAN YOU MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE?
R--YES,I CAN,BUT I WILL CHARGE LOT OF MONEY.
J--HOW MUCH?
R--100 TRILLION POUNDS.
J--WHO COULD AFFORD SO MUCH MONEY?
R--THE QUEEN.
J--THANK YOU SIR.
R--THANKS.HOW IS MY BROADCASTING CORPORATION WORKING?
J-- THE BEST IN THE WORLD,SIR.THANKS FOR COMING.
R--BYE-BYE.
J-- S PAKOI NA NOCH.
USSR,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE SUPERIORITY OF DIGIT NO.5-----RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WILL DISCUSS ABOUT THE SUPERIORITY OF DIGIT NO.5.NOW,HOW TO COUNT?FOR EXAMPLE--'SPACE'=S+P+A+C+E=5 DIGIT.
SPACE,RINKU,DIANA,LENAA,BLOOD,GENES,DOLLS,BABES,GIRLS,PUSSY,GLANS,PENIS,HEART,PHONE,
JESUS,INDIA,PLANE,PLAIN,MUSIC,SOUND,TABLA,ZAKIR,KADIR,BAKSH,ALLAH,SPEED,VOCAL,CHORD,
DISCO,DANCE,SPICE,PERES(RUSSIAN WORD FOR SPICE),LAILA,MAJNU,CLOCK,STARS,YAHOO,JAPAN,
CHINA,KYIEV,ROSES,PULSE,BEATS,WORLD,DEATH ETC.
ALEXANDAR(NO.9,POLITICS),POLITICS(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),DANGEROUS(NO.9,POLITICS),
EXTREMELY(NO.9,POLITICS),GOOGLE(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),COMPUTER(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),SECURITY(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),ABHISHEK(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),RISHI(NO.5,SUPERIOR),AMITABH(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),CHARLES(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),QUEEN(NO.5,SUPERIOR),SONIA(NO.5,SUPERIOR),RAHUL(NO.5,SUPERIOR),RAJEEV(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),JAWAHAR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),MOBILE(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),SONGS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),BRITISH(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),IRISH(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DUTCH(NO.5,SUPERIOR),JOHNY(NO.5,SUPERIOR),WINES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),EMPEROR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),JUICE(NO.5,SUPERIOR),CROPS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),ROMEO(NO.5,SUPERIOR),JULIET(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),NAPOLEAN(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),STRUGGLE(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),GOLD(NO.4,A FLOP),DIAMOND(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),GEMS(NO.4,A FLOP),WEALTH(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),DIE(NO.3,UNLUCKY),WAVES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),SPIES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),GUNS(NO.4,A FLOP),BOMBS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),NUCLEAR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),WEAPONS(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),
BOUNDARIES(NO.1,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),PASSPORT(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),VISA(NO.4,A FLOP),VISAS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DO(NO.2,BLACK LISTED),HELL(NO.4,A FLOP),PRINCESS(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),KING(NO.4,A FLOP),KINGS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DON(NO.3,UNLUCKY),BLAST(NO.5,SUPERIOR),BLASTS(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),ETCETRA(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR).
NO.5,5TH JUNE(WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY,
RINKU
NO.5

'A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV---'ARENA CLUB'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV--'ARENA CLUB'.THE PARTICIPANTS ARE 'QD'--QUEEN DIANA,'PL'--PRINCESS LENAA,'RK'--RAM KHELAAWAN SINGH,'T'--TABLA PLAYER,'S'--SYNTHESIZER PLAYER.THE COMPETITION BEGINS.
QD--RINKU,THIS IS A WONDERFUL DISCOTHEQUE,ISN'T IT?
R--YES DARLING.
PL--HI RINKU,YOU ARE AGAIN HERE?
R--FOR A DANCE COMPETITION.
RK--EMPEROR,I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
R--OK,NO PROBLEM.
T--'TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN.
R--STOP IT.WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?
T--SIR,8 BEATS.
R--HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN HERE AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
T--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM THE DISCIPLE OF MR. VOGENDRA SINGH OF CHAPRA ,BIHAR.
R--OK.PLAY THIS ONE.DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK,DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK.
T--OK,SIR.
S--WHAT SHOULD I PLAY?YOU PLAY WHAT YOU KNOW.
S--'SA-RE-GA-MA-PA-DHA-NISA,SA-NI-DHA-PA-MA GA RE SA.
R--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
S--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM MS FROM UCLA,USA.
R--PLEASE PLAY 'RAAG BHAIRAAVI'.
S-SIR,I DON'T KNOW.
R--SOFT 'RE','GA','DHA','NI'AND THE REST OF THE NOTES SHOULD BE NATURAL.
S--OK,SIR.
THE DANCE COMPETION BEGINS.'QD' ON THE RIGHT ARM AND 'LD' ON THE LEFT ARM.
R--LET'S SEE WHO WINS.
RK--AND ME SIR.
R--YOU DANCE WITH TAANYAA.
QD+PL+R--LET'S HOLD EACH OTHERS WAIST STRONGLY.1,2,3,4 FRONT AND 4,3,2,1 BACK AND THEN 1,3,5,7 FRONT AND 7,5,3,1 BACK.THIS COMBINATION.THE LEGS MUST SYNCHRONISE.
QD+PL--OK.FINE.
QD+PL+R---'DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.
LASER LIGHTS,FRENCH PERFUME GUNS BEING FIRED AFTER EVERY 30 MINUTES,QD WITH FRENCH PERFUME,PL WITH AN AMERICAN PERFUME AND R WITH INDIAN 'EETRAA'.FOG MACHINE SPRAYING FOGS AFTER EVERY 15 MINUTES,THE CLUB IS COMPLETELY HOUSEFULL AND THE ENTRY TICKET TODAY IS $1,000 PER PERSON.SEATING CAPACITY--500.5,000 OTHERS IN QUE OUTSIDE THE CLUB,FIGHTING FOR THE TICKETS.NOW,THE DANCE FLOOR AREA HAS BEEN INCREASED TO 50,000SQ.FT.THE BAR GIRL TENDERS ARE SELLING A SINGLE LARGE PEG IN 100 US DOLLARS.THE SOUND SYSTEM IS OF 5 LAKHS WATT.THE FDLOOR IS MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES,GLITTERING LIKE PRECIOUS GEMS.
QD+PL+R--KISSING EACH OTHER.LOST IN LOVE IN THE HEAVEN.
R--QD,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY,IT'S GOING DIAGONAL.
QD--FINE RINKU.
R--PL,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY IT'S GOING LATERALY.
PL--OK.FINE DARLING.
QD+PL+R--DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.................
QD--I AM FEELING TIRED,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE).
R--OK,PLEASE DRINK IT.
PL--I AM NOT TIRED.I WANT TO CONTINUE.
R--FINE.
T+S---IN FULL MOOD PLAYING 'RAAG BHAIRAVI' AND 8 BEATS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
R--PL,YOU ARE AGAIN GOING LATERAL,PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR LIP ,I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK THE JUICE.THEN ONLY YOU WOULD COME IN YOUR FULL MOOD.
R+PL--SUCKING EACH OTHERS LIPS AND MOUTH,PUMPING HER POINTED BREASTS AND RUBBING HER PUSSY WITH A STRONG INSTRUMENT.
PL--IT'S HEAVEN DARLING.NOW,MY LEGS WOULD PERFECTLY SYNCHRONISE.
PL+R--WHY YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE?
R--BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME THE WORLD'S BEST EMPEROR OF AN ENTERTAINMENT AND MUSIC.I BECAME AND CAME BACK.LOOK THE SAME DICOTHEQUE IS TODAY HOUSEFULL AND PEOPLE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR MY AUTOGRAPH.
PL--YES,RINKU YOU FULFILLED MY DREAM.NOW,I AM TIRED AND WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE),WORD'S NO.1 WINE.
R--FINE,PLEASE TAKE THIS BOTTLE,BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET THERE ON THE BAR SPOT.
PL--OK,RINKU,PLEASE GIVE ME.
RK--SIR,HOW AM I DANCING WITH MY DHOTI AND KURTAA?
R--BETTER THAN OTHERS.
RK--SIR,YOU WON THIS DANCE COMPETITION.
R--AFTER ALL I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--LET'S SLEEP,I AM SEDUCED.
PL--LET'S SLEEP I AM SEDUCED.
R--FINE.I WILL SATISFY BOTH OF YOU.
QD+PL+R--IT'S MORNING.LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE FOR A SLEEP.
R--FINE.DO YOU KNOW 'QD' WHAT HAS BEEN THE TOTAL SALES OF THIS DISCOTHEQUE TODAY?
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--A SINGLE COUPLE SPENT $20,000.SO,MULTIPLY THIS WITH 5,500 PEOPLE COMING AND GOING OUTSIDE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--APPROXIMATELY 10 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--AMAZING!RINKU YOU ARE BEYOND THE IMAGINATION.
R--THANKS QD.
AUDIENCES--AUTOGRAPH PLEASE.CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP......................................................CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP------------CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP............................CLAP-CLAP.............
R--I DON'T GIVE AUTOGRAPHS ,SORRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE CONVERSATION WITH LENAA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND LENAA.'L' FOR LENAA AND 'R'.
R--HI LENAA .HOW ARE YOU?
L--NOT FINE.
R--WHY?
L--YOU HAVE MADE ME WORLD FAMOUS.
R--WHAT'S THE HARM?I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH THAT I BECAME WORLD'S NO.1 PERSONALITY.WHATEVER AM I TODAY IS BECAUSE OF YOU.
L--BUT,NOW I AM MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS,SO NO PLACE FOR YOU.YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE AND WENT BACK TO INDIA.
R--BUT IREQUESTED YOU TO COME TO INDIA AND YOU TOLD THAT INDIA IS A VERY DIRTY COUNTRY AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE IN INDIA.
L--YES,INDIA IS A DIRTY COUNTRY,IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR MY MOTHER TO BREATH AT THE CALCUTTA AIRPORT ,WHEN SHE CAME OUT SIDE THE AIRCRAFT.
R--LENAA,YOUR BLOOD IS ROTATING INSIDE MY BODY.YOUR GENES HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM YOUR SALIVA AND BLOOD INSIDE MY BODY.I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
L--I AM DOING A JOB AND MY HUSBAND IS ALSO DOING A JOB AND WE BOTH ARE HAPPY.NOW,DON'T DISTURB MY LIFE.
R--ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR HUSBAND?
L--YES VERY HAPPY.
R--HOW MUCH HAPPY?
L--VERY VERY HAPPY.
R---BUT ,WHY YOU ALWAYS QUARREL AMONG YOURSELVES AND INTERNALLY HATE EACH OTHER?
L--THIS IS OUR PROBLEM.
R--BUT,I THINK YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND NOT EVEN A 1% OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
L--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DIVORCE HIM.COME BACK TO ME.
L--AND CHILDRENS?
R--I WILL TAKE CARE FOR THEM.
L--WILL YOU NOT LEAVE ME AGAIN ALONE?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I WILL MARRY YOU AND MAKE YOU THE PARTNER OF MY COMPANY.YOU ARE NOT MEANT FOR DOING A CHEAP JOB LIKE THIS.LET'S JOIN OUR HANDS AND SPREAD OUR BUSINESS WORLDWIDE.
L--OK.COME BACK TO KIEV AND MEET ME.
R--I AM COMING.I HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH YOU ,WITH YOU BEING AN ACTRESS OF THIS GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE-'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.
L--OK.WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
R--DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND AND BECOME SLIM AND PRETTY LIKE YOU WERE IN 1995 AD.
L--OK .FINE LAAPACHKAA,SOLNACHKAA.
R--BYE LENAA,PLEASE TAKE CARE.
L--BYE RINKU ,PLEASE COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR'S HUSBAND,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

H.E.,BARACK OBAMA UNCLE---PRESIDENT OF U.S.A.---A CONVERSATION.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN H.E.,BARACK OBAMA UNCLE AND 'R'.'B' FOR BARACK OBAMA UNCLE.
R--HELLO UNCLE,HOW ARE YOU?
B---FINE RINKU.HOW ARE YOU?
R--I AM NOT FINE.
B--WHY?
R--BECAUSE I LOST MY SWEET HEART LENAA IN KIEV AND NOT GETTING ANY RESPONSES FROM HER.
B--SHE WILL GET YOU BACK,DON'T WORRY.
R---THANK YOU UNCLE.UNCLE TODAY I WAS COMPLETELY UPSET WHEN I READ THE NEWS PAPER.
B--WHY?
R--TODAY SOMEBODY FROM AUSTRALIA CALLED YOU A MONKEY.
B--DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF MONKEY?
R--YES.WE.
B--WE MEANS?
R--WE 'BLACK SLAVES'.
B--WHY DO YOU REACT IF SOMEBODY CALLS YOU A BLACK SLAVE?
R--IT HURTS ME UNCLE.
B---DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.DO YOU KNOW THE REALITY?
R---YES.
B---PLEASE TELL ME.
R---THE REALITY IS THAT WE SACRIFICED OUR LIFE FOR A GLASS OF WATER,THAT TOO IS NOT DIGESTABLE BY MOST OF THE PEOPLE.
B---CORRECT.WHAT IS YOUR GLASS OF WATER?
R--LOVE FOR LOVE AND RESPECT FOR THE TRUE LOVE IRRESPECTIVE OF CAST,RELIGION,SKIN COLOURS,BOUNDARIES,POLITICS,WEALTH(GARBAGE)ETC.I THINK YOUR GLASS OF WATER IS ALSO THE SAME.
B---CORRECT.
R---THANK YOU UNCLE.BYE-BYE.
B---BYE-BYE RINKU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE SUB--STANDARD MOVIES OF BOLLYWOOD.

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF THE BOLLYWOOD AND IT'S REASONS.
MOVIES WERE SEEN WITH THE FAMILY MEMBERS.ADVANCE TICKETS WERE TAKEN.THE MOVIE USED TO REMAIN IN THE CINEME THEATRES FOR 25 WEEKS,50 WEEKS,75 WEEKS.NOW,RARELY PEOPLE GO TO THE CINEMA HALLS.WHY?
1.EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD LYRICS AND EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD SINGERS AND MUSIC DIRECTORS.
2.THE INTERFERENCE OF POLITICS IN AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
3.NO PANNEL TO CHECK THE STANDARD OF AN ACTOR,MUSIC DIRECTOR ,DIRECTOR OR PLAY BACK SINGER.
4.LOWER NUMBER OF MOVIES PRODUCED EVERY YEAR AS COMPARED TO 70'S AND 80'S.
5.NON-INDUSTRIALISATION OF FILM INDUSTRY.
6.INTERFERENCE OF BLACK LISTED PERSONS IN THE FILM INDUSTRY.
7.TV SPOILED THE WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY BY GIVING SEVERAL ADVERTISEMENTS AFTER EVERY 15 MINUTES OF MOVIES.THE SEQUENCE IS BROKEN AND THE CONCENTRATION IS ALSO BROKEN.
8.EXPLOITATION OF ARTISTS VIA DIFFERENT REALITY SHOWS.
9.THE BLACK LISTING OF SOME FILM STARS WITH THE SCANDALS.ETC.
THE RESULT IS TODAY THE INDIAN WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAS BECOME VACCANT.
PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO SPEND UPON.NO STANDARD PUBS ,DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS.NOTHING.NO NIGHT LIFE.NO STANDARD LIVE MUSIC CONCERTS,NO EXUBERATION,ONLY A SYNDROME TO DEPOSIT MONEY IN THE BANK.
THE ART AND CULTURE FOR WHICH INDIA HAD BEEN FAMOUS SINCE 10 CRORES B.C.,LOST IT'S SIGNIFICANCE AFTER THE Y2K.
TODAY,UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO SOURCE OF STANDARD ENTERTAINMENT IN OUR SOCIETY.THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.PEOPLE TRAVEL TO THE WESTERN COUNTRIES CARRYING WITH THEM PLENTY OF FOREIGN CURRENCIES JUST FOR THE SAKE OF STANDARD ENTERTAINMENT.
SO,THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA SHOULD IMMEDIATELY TAKE ACTIONS TO BOOST THE STANDARD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY,OTHERWISE IT WOULD GET LOST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

BHARAT KE KALAAKAAR LOG,PRANAAM.

BHARAT KE KALAAKAAR LOG,
PRANAAM.DEKHA AB DHAKA-DHAK TABLA,HARMOONIA,DHOLAK,NAAL,PAKHAAWAJ,MRIDANG,E SAB KHOOB BAJAAWA AURO GAAWA LOG.HAMNI KE JEET HO GAIL BAA YUDHAWAA MEIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN ,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO H.E.,VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH ,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE ON HIS ELECTORAL VICTORY.

TO,
H.E.,VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR ELECTORAL VICTORY AS THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE.I RESIDED IN KIEV FOR 3 YEARS.I LIKED YOUR COUNTRY VERY MUCH.
I AM GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE NAMED-'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.
THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON MY TRUE LOVE STORY WITH 'UKRAINSKAAYA OLEONA VIKTOROVNA' OF KIEV.
I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS.THE FILM WILL BE SHOT IN KIEV.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

LOG ON TO www.rinkuadarsh.com ON GOOGLE.COM FOR PD'S BEST INTERVIEW ON BBC AMERIKA.--R.A.-2010AD,INDIA.

HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION---A BOY SHOULD BE TALLER THAN A GIRL----WRONG THEORY.---RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.WHAT THE HEIGHT HAS TO TAKE WITH AN ACTUAL LOVE.I AM A SHORT HEIGHTED PERSON WITH THE HEIGHT OF ONLT 5.9 INCHES.BUT A BASKET BALL UKRAINIAN CAPTAN,WHOSE HEIGHT WAS 6.7 INCHES WITHOUT SHOES WAS MAD ON ME AND HAD SEX WITH ME,PROPOSED ME FOR THE MARRIAGE.WHY INDIAN GIRLS LIKE TALL BOYS?BECAUSE WHEN THE GANGSTER WOULD ATTACK THEN A TALL PERSON WOULD FOGHT BETTER,PROTECT HER BETTER,WHILE HE WOULD BE FIGHTING,SHE WOULD COMFORTABLY HIDE HERSELF BEHIND THE TREE.FOR EXAMPLE,BRUCE LEE WAS VERY TALL,ISN'T IT?JACKIE CHAN,CHUCKNORIS,ARNOLD SCHWARZARNEGGAR,ALL ARE 6.9 FEET TALL PEOPLE.
INDIAN GIRLS ARE THE BIGGEST LIABILITY,BECAUSE THEY ARE TREATED RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD,NOT TO MIX WITH THE BOYS,NOT TO DATE,NOT TO LEARN MARTIAL ARTS,NOT TO LEARN FIRING AND BOMBING,WAR TECHNIQUES,NOT TO DRINK,NOT TO BE BOLD.
I REQUEST ALL INDIAN CITIZENS THAT PLEASE LIBERATE THE GIRLS RIGHT FROM THEIR CHILDHOOD AND TRAIN AND GIVE HER AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO GROW AND DEVELOP.FORGET VIRGINITY.THERE IS NO METRE TO MEASURE IT.DON'T BE BRUTAL TOWARDS YOUR DAUGHTER.PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE TO GROW AND UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'CRUCIFICATION OF JESUS CHRIST' VERSACE 'CRUCIFICATION OF RINKU ADARSH'---DIVISIONS,FRAGMENTATIONS,SEGMENTATIONS,POLITICISATION',BOUNDARIES,AND DIV.

DEAREST GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE WOULD DISCUSS ABOUT THE DIFFERENT SORT OF FRAGMENTATIONS ON THE EARTH.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'QD'--QUEEN DIANA AND 'R'.
QD--RINKU,PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FIRST LOVE?
R--MY FIRST LOVE WAS WITH A GIRL WHO STUDIED WITH ME RIGHT FROM THE STANDARD1--STANDARD 4.THEN AGAIN IN 10+2.
QD--WHY IT FAILED?
R--BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS NOT A BRAHMIN AND CONSIDERED US A '3 IDIOTS' OR 'TEEN PATTI'.SHE THOUGHT THAT I WAS A BASTARD.
QD--WHERE IS SHE RIGHT NOW?
R--SHE IS WORKING AS A SERVANT DOCTOR UNDER H.E. BARACK OBAMA UNCLE IN USA.
QD--WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE DOING?
R--THERE WAS ONE MORE GIRL FRIEND WHO CONSIDERED HERSELF AS PRETTY AS YOU,AND SHE WAS PROUD OF SERVING IN 'AIIMS',NEW DELHI.SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE REACHED THE ZENITH OF HER CAREER BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY IN 'KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY'--KIEV.SHE DOMINATED AND KILLED HER HUSBAND.
QD--BUT,LENAA ALSO CALLED YOU A BROWN PERSON?
R--IT WAS 25TH DECEMBER 1993 AD,LENAA TOOK ME TO HER FATHER A NOBEL LAUREATE IN ECONOMICS FOR INTRODUCTION.HE ABUSED ME AS A 'BLACK SLAVE'(SKIN POLITICS--'THE INTERPRETER')AND LENAA LEFT HER FATHER'S FLAT AFTER ABUSING HIM.WE TRAVELLED FOR 40 KILOMETRES WHEN THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE WAS -40 DEGREE CELSIUS.I TOOK HER TO MY FLAT.SHE OPENED HER CLOTHES.SHE WAS GOING THROUGH THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE.I FUCKED HER EVERY DAY 7-9 TIMES AND SUCKED HER BLOOD THROUGH MY PENIS.I SPOILED 7 WHITE BED SHEETS AND TURNED THEM RED WITH THE BLOOD OF LENAA,BECAUSE THE MORE I FUCKED THE MORE SHE BLED.TRUE LOVE CONFIRMED.
QD--FOR HOW MANY DAYS SHE MENSTRUATED?
R--FOR NON-STOP 6 DAYS.
QD--SO,HOW MANY DIVISIONS HAVE BEEN CLARIFIED TILL NOW?
R--THE DIVISION OF BRAHMINS AS YOU ARE ALSO A BRAHMIN GIRL(CASTEISM),(COLOUR DISCRIMINATION),(RELIOGOSITY),(BOUNDARIES).
QD--HOW DO YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE CRUCIFIED AS YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
R--SIMILARILY AS THE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CRUCIFIED AND I WAS A FOOL THAT I MARRIED YOU.IS IT POSSIBLE TO MARRY A DEAD PERSON?I AM A FOOL.
QD--PLEASE CLARIFY IT.
R--JUST FOR LOVE ,MY LENAA I REJECTED 25,000 MARRIAGE PROPOSALS,INJURED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE,KICKED MULTI TRILLION POUNDS BRIBE,GOT INJURED SEVERAL TIMES,AND DESTROYED IMPORTANT NATIONS FOREVER.15 YEARS PASSED,LENAA MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ME BUT IAM LIVING ONLY FOR HER.THIS BRUTALITY ON ME SINCE APPROXIMATELY 40 TEARS IS WORSE THAN THE COUPLE HOURS OF JESUS CHRIST CRUCIFICATION,SINCE I GOT ONLY POISON TO DRINK SINCE CHILHOOD.LENAA TAUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS THAT I AM ALIVE AND THE EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS BECAUSE OF LENAA.
QD--WHICH COUNTRY IS STRONGER,USA,RUSSIA OR INDIA?
R--INDIA AND THEN RUSSIA.WE TOGETHER COULD WIN THE WORLD.
QD--WHAT IS THE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY OF UKRAINE?
R--A NUCLEAR SCIENTIST OF KIEV WAS MY FRIEND.HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULD MANUFACTURE A NUCLEAR WEAPON IN A TIME SPAN OF 1 MONTH WITH THE POWER TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH WITHIN FEW MINUTES.UKRAINE DONATED MOST OF IT'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO H.E.,BLADMIR PUTIN UNCLE.
QD--DO YOU LOVE ME ?AND HOW MUCH.
R--YOUR SOUL HAS ENTERED MY SOUL,BETTER ASK MY SOUL.
QD--WHAT OTHER KIND OF DIVISIONS ARE THERE?
R--DIVISION OF I.Q.,AS YOU WERE ALWAYS AN 'O' LEVEL STUDENT AND I WAS A B+ STUDENT,INITIALLY.THEREFORE I WAS DECLARED BASTARD.LATER NOBEL LAUREATES CHANGED MY I.Q. INTO AN A.T.(APTITUDE TEST).I BECAME NO.1 IN THE 4 WORLDS.THE BOLD AND BRAVE,SUCCESSFUL EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS.
R--SO.AGAIN THE CLARIFICATION OF I.Q. AND A.T..I THINK A.T. IS A BETTER TEST THAN I.Q. TEST.SO,AGAIN A DIVISION OF SUPERIORITY IN INTELLIGENCE OR SUPERIORITY IN AN INCLINATION.
Q.D.--WHICH MISTAKE I DID IN MY LIFE RINKU?
R--YOU WERE FITTEST FOR BEING MISS UNIVERSE,AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.I WATCHED YOUR INTERVIEW ON BBC AMERIKA AND WENT MAD.I HAVEN'T SCENE SUCH A NICE INTERVIEW IN MY LIFE.EXCELLENT FACIAL EXPRESSION,EXCELLENT VOICE MODULATION,EXTREME BEAUTY,VERY SIMPLE AND SOPHISTICATED STYLE OF GIVING AN INTERVIEW,EXTREMELY SOFT HEARTED VIBES ERUPTION,PRODUCTION OF VERY SWEET-SWEET AND MELODIOUS MUSICAL ULTRA 'RINKU WAVES'.
Q.D.--UNDERSTOOD.THAT'S WHY I FELT SUFFOCATION BEING A PRINCESS.
R--RIGHT.I ALSO FELT SUFFOCATION WHILE STUDYING MEDICAL SCIENCE.
Q.D.--HOW MUCH MONEY YOUR 'RINKU WAVE' COULD GENERATE?
R--1,000 TIMES MORE THAN,THE TOTAL WEALTH THE ENTIRE EARTH HAS.
Q.D.--WHICH IS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS TODAY FOR YOU?
R--THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS TO BRING YOU BACK OUT OF THE LAKE,TO GET BACK YOU PHYSICALLY WELL AND TO DEFEAT THE 'DEATH'.
Q.D.--WHAT IS MY PRESENT PHYSICAL CONDITION INSIDE MY COFFIN?
R--ONLY A COUPLE OF SKELETONS ARE LEFT.
Q.D.--RINKU,I BLESS YOU TO NO MORE OF YOUR SLOW AND DEADLY CRUCIFICATION.
R--PD YOU DON'T KNOW,NO BODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE,BUT THE THRONE OF HEAVEN HAS BEEN EVACUATED FOR ME IN AN ADVANCE AS WELL AS YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

MY DEAREST DARLING LENAA,WHARE ARE YOU?

MY DEAREST LENAA,
HELLO.WHERE ARE YOU?PLEASE REPLY.I AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.ARE YOU ANGRY?WHY?PLEASE CLARIFY ME.I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME.AM I A THIEF?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

DEAR POLISH CITIZENS,PLEASE DON'T WORRY,I AM WITH YOU.

DEAR POLISH CITIZENS,
HELLO.I AM SAD BECAUSE OF THE DEATH OF THE PRESIDENT AND OTHER 95 CITIZENS.BUT,DON'T GET DISHEARTENED MY CONTINUED SUPPORT WILL BE WITH YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY.I LIKE YOUR COUNTRY VERY MUCH.MISS NATAALIYAA FROM POLAND WAS MY VERY CLOSE FRIEND.SHE WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.
MY SUPPORTS ARE ALSO WITH HUNGARY,BULGARIA,ROMANIA,YUGOSLAVIA,TURKEY,CZECH,SLOVAK AND SPAIN AS I LOVE THESE COUNTRIES VERY MUCH.I WOULD HELP YOUR COUNTRY FINANCIALLY.PLEASE DON'T WORRY.IT'S MY PROMISE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA IS THE QUEEN OF 4 WORLDS---RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.I DECLARE PRINCESS DIANA AS THE QUEEN OF THE 4 WORLDS.LET'S GIVE HER A BIG HAND.CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.............................................CLAP,CLAP,CLAPCLAP......................................CLAP,CLAP,CLAPCLAP............................CLAP.
R--I AM DONATING HER A SMALL SUM OF 1,000 TRILLION POUNDS.
PD---I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING FROM WHERE ARE TOU BRINGING SO MUCH OF MONEY?
R--IT'S THE POWER OF AN EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS.
PD---PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS.
R--TAKE IT AS MUCH AS YOU WISH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH AT S.K. MEMORIAL HALL WATCHING LIVE CONCERT BY PT. JASRAJ.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO. PD AND R WATCHING THE CONCERT OF PT.JASRAJ JI AT S.K.MEMORIAL HALL.
PD--IT'S VERY SOOTHING,BUT I AM NOT BEING ABLA TO UNDERSTAND IT.
R---I WILL TEACH YOU MUSIC AFTER THAT YOU WOULD COME TO UNDERSTAND THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC.
PD---WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HANDS,HEADS,LEGS LIKE A MAGICIAN?
R---BECAUSE I AM LOST IN THIS MUSIC.
PD--I AM ALSO FEELING VERY NICE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH IN BOTANICAL GARDEN.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE ARE AGAIN INA ROMANTIC MOOD IN A BOTANICAL GARDEN.PD AND R.
PD--I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH YOU RINKU.I LOVE,I LOVE YOU ,VERY VERY MUCH.
R--I KNOW THIS THAT'S WHY I PULLED YOU OUT.
PD--LOOK RINKU,THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE COMING AGAIN.
R--DON'T WORRY,THEY WON'T TAKE OUR PHOTOGRAPHS,I AM NOT PRINCE CHARLES TYPE OF TIMID PERSON.
PD--I WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF MY OWN INTERNAL DISPUTE WITH THE QUEEN,SO THAT I DON'T BECOME THE QUEEN,AND CHARLES WAS A VERY LOW PROFILE PERSON.
R--NOW NO BODY IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM COULD EVEN DARE TO STARE UPON YOU ALL EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT I DON'T REQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO DESTROY COUNTRIES,I HAVE MY OWN EXTRATERRESTERIAL WEAPON WHICH COULD DESTROY COUNTRIES IN SECONDS.
PD--WHAT IS IN YOUR HAND ?
R--A GIFT FOR YOU MADE OF SPECIAL DIAMONDS,FOR YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
PD--WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS GIFT,IF YOU DON'T MIND?
R--37 TRILLION POUNDS.
PD--FROM WHERE DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY?
R--LET IT BE A SECRET. THIS IS A DRESS MADE OF AN EXTREMELY PRECIOUS DIAMONDS.
PD--PLEASE DONATE SOME MONEY TO MY CHILDRENS.
R--OK.I WILL DONATE THEM ALSO FEW BILLION POUNDS.
PD--PLEASE KISS ME AND LET'S MOVE INSIDE THE BED ROOM,I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.I AM HUNGARY.
R--OK.PLEASE COME.
NOW PD IS ONLY MINES,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH IN BOTANICAL GARDEN.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH ARE ENJOYING IN THE BOTANICAL GARDEN.PD AND R.
PD--RINKU,THESE FLOWERS ARE VERY DELICATE.ISN'T IT?
R--NOT SOFTEST THAN YOU.
PD--WHY YOU APPRECIATE ME SO MUCH?
R--BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND YOU VERY WELL.
PD--RINKU,I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDRENS AND MY ENTIRE BRITISH CITIZENS,WHO NEEDS SOMEBODY VERY STRONG LIKE YOU.AS YOU VERY WELL KNOW THAT I HAD NO SUPPORT OF MY HUSBAND,I WAS MISUNDERSTOOD,PEOPLE JEALOUS BECAUSE OF MY HONESTY.I WANTED A PERSONAL SPACE.I NEVER ASKED MY HUSBAND FOR THE DIVORCE,HE INITIATED,I TRIED MY BEST TO STOP IT BUT HE WAS VERY RIGID.I WANT TO BE THE 'QUEEN OF PEOPLE HEARTS'.
R--WHO ELSE ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
PD--I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF MY 2 YOUNGER PRINCESSES,BEATRICE AND EUGENIE.YOU MUST SUPPORT THEM.
R--YES,I WOULD ALWAYS SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY.
PD--WHAT ELSE TO YOU WANT FROM ME?
PD----TO LIVE WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
PD--I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY LIVING WITH YOU.COULD YOU TELL ME WHO KILLED ME?
R--I KNOW AND HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED THAT UNIT FOREVER.
PD--HOW?
R--BECAUSE I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR ENEMY'S TEAM.
PD--THANKS FOR TAKING THE REVENGE.YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS THE PRINCESS OF WALES,THEN I WAS IN GREAT PRESSURE.
R--I KNOW EVRYTHING MY SWEET HEART,EVERYTHING.
PD--I WOULD LIKE TO SAT ON THIS BENCH AND PUT MY HEAD ON YOUR LAP.I NEED LOVE FROM YOU.
R--PLEASE RELAX,TAKE MY SWEET-SWEET KISS.
PD--THANKYOU RINKU.PLEASE ALWAYS LOVE ME,PROMISE ME.
R--I PROMISE,FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS TO COME I WON'T LEAVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV'---PRODUCER RINKU ADARSH,THE SCRIPT.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE STAR CAST OF THE GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE--'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.RINKU ADARSH,NICOLE KIDMAN,MUSIC COMPOSER-RINKU ADARSH,DANCE DIRECTOR--RINKU ADARSH,DIRECTOR--RINKU ADARSH,PRODUCER--RINKU ADARSH.'R' AND 'NK' FOR NICOLE KIDMAN.
NK--HI RINKU,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
NK--I WAS WAITING FOR YOU SINCE LONG TIME IN THIS RESTAURANT.
R--SORRY FOR THE DELAY.
NK--YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD TEACH ME THE ACTING SKILLS.
R--YES.WHY NOT.BUT DO YOU KNOW TO DANCE PROPERLY?
NK--A LITTLE BIT.
R--LET ME TEACH YOU A DANCE FIRST,LET'S MOVE TO THE DANCE FLOOR.
NK--PLEASE TAKE ME.
R+NK--1,3,5,7 FRONT WITH THE LEGS SYNCHRONISED AND THEN 7,5,3,1 BACK WITH LEGS SYNCHRONISED.
NK--FINE.
R--YOUR MOUTH IS GIVING THE FRAGRANCE OF A FRESH ORANGE,SHOULD I SUCK YOUR LIP?
NK--YOUR MOUTH IS GIVING THE FRAGRANCE OF FRESH GRAPES,SHOULDI DRINK IT?
R--LET'S DRINK EACH OTHERS MOUTH AND LIP JUICES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
NK--I AM IN HEAVEN ,AM LOST.
R--I AM ALSO IN HEAVEN DARLING.YOUARE SO EROTIC.
NK--WHY ARE YOU RUBBING MY PUSSY WITH YOUR INSTRUMENT?
R--I AM NOT RUBBING IT 'S HAPPENING AUTOMATICALLY,SINCE WE ARE EXTREMELY CLOSE.
NK--I AM GETTING SEDUCED,WHO WILL SATISFY ME NOW?
R--YOU GET MORE SEDUCED,I LOVE YOU SWEET-SWEET DARLING.
NK--RINKU ,PLEASE SATISFY ME,IT'S UNTOLERABLE NOW,IT MIGHT FALL IN MY PANT.
R--OK.BUT FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK ALL YOUR JUICES FROM YOUR PUSSY.
NK--PLEASE SUCK IT AND INSERT YOUR LIPS INSIDE THE HOLE.
R--AS YOU WISH MY SWEET HEART.
NK--RINKU,OH!DON'T DO THAT,I AM TURNING MAD.I AM LOST,COMPLETELY LOST,NOW INSERT PLEASE.
R--FINE.YOUR PUSSY GAVE ME 1 LITRES OF JUICES.KHACH-KHACH,FAK-K-FAK,GHAP-GHAP,FACH-FACH-FACH-FACH.
NK--KILL ME.I SAID KILL ME.
R---GHAP-GHAP-GHAP-GHAP,FACHA-FACH,FACHA-FACH,LAPAA-LAP,GHAPA-GHAP.
NK--PLEASE DON'T EJACULATE,FIRST LET ME EJACULATE.
R--FINE.BUT LET ME SUCK YOUR WHITE BREAST SIMULTANEOUSLY,LIP TO LIP,MOUTH SUCKING YOUR NIPPLES,AND MY INSTRUMENT GOING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
NK--I HAVE EJACULATED.YOU,PLEASE EJACULATE NOW.
R--NO,I WONT.I NEED MORE AND MORE.FACH-FACH,GHAPA-GHAP,LAPA-LAP.
NK--DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?
R--ONLY WANT A BABY FROM YOU.
NK--IT'S PAINING.
R--LET ME SQUEEZE YOU THEN I'LL EJACULATE.FACH-FACH,GHAP-GHAP,CHAPA-CHAP,GHAPA GHAP.
NK--WHAT HAPPENED?IT'S BLEEDING.
R--OK.I EJACULATE JUST NOW.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHACHARGHACHARFACHARFACHARFACHARFACHFACHFACHFACHFACHFACH.FINISH.
NK--HOW MANY LITRES HAVE YOU EJACULATED INSIDE?
R--1 LITRE.I SUCKED 1 LITRE AND RETURNED 1 LITRE.THIS IS HONESTY.
NK--PLEASE PUT A TEMPEX INSIDE.
R--OK.NOW?
NK--LET'S HAVE A DRINK AND THEN WE WOULD GO TO THE CHURCH FOR OUR MARRIAGE.
R--FINE.
BISHOP--CONGRATULATIONS,MARRIED.
NK---NOW,I WON'T LEAVE FOR EVER BUT I FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT LEAVE ME.
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I LOVE,ILOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
NK--AND LENAA?
R--SHE WILL BE ALSO MY WIFE.
R---DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM?
NK--WHY SHOULD I HAVE PROBLEM,BUT I FEEL JEALOUS ,I WANTED ONLY YOU AND ME.
R--I AM ALSO JEALOUS OF YOUR EXISTING HUSBAND.
NK--I'LL DIVORCE HIM.WILL YOU BE EVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE LENAA?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.
NK--OK.I 'LL DIVORCE MY HUSBAND YOU KEEP LENAA ASWELL AS ME.IS THIS FINE?
R--YES DARLING IT'S FINE.I LOVE YOUR SOFT-SOFT HEART AND GREEN EYES.
NK--REALLY?
R--I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA WANTS ME TO SELECT GENE1,WHAT SHOULD I DO?

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.PRINCESS DIANA IS VERY HAPPY WITH ME AND SHE UNFORTUNATELY CAN'T GIVE BIRTH TO OUR OFFSPRINGS.
PD--WHY ARE YOU NOT CLARIFYING YOUR INTEREST?
R--WHICH INTEREST?
PD--GENE1 INTEREST,YOU HAVE TO PASTE AN OINTMENT ON HER WOUNDS.
R--SHOULD I GO AND BEG BEFORE HER OR HER FATHER?WHAT DO YOU WANT?
PD--I MEAN TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER ON HER MOBILE NO.?
R--WHY SHOULD I INITIATE,IF SHE IS INTERESTED,THEN SHE SHOULD CALL ME PERSONALLY.I AM NOT THAT CHEAP.
PD--BUT SHE HESITATES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT DENY HER PROPOSAL OR THERE MIGHT BE RUMOURS ALSO.TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
R--SEE,I AM NOT AN IMMATUARED PERSON LIKE TODI,I AM HI-FIDELITY PERSONALITY.
PD--SO,WHAT SHOULD I DO,I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE CHILDRENS?
R--YOUR PRESENCE NEAR ME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE DARLING,AS FAR AS GENE1 IS CONCERNED,I AM NOT GOING TO INITIATE FIRST,I HAVE GOT AN EXTREME PERSONAL ESTEEM.
PD--OK,AS YOU WISH.LET'S SLEEP.PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE INTERPRETER' MOVIE ON HBO TV CHANNEL,DATED 4.4.10,9PM,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.YESTERDAY I SAW THE MOVIE'THE INTERPRETER'ON THE HBO MOVIE CHANNEL.NOW,LET ME CALL MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN AS NICOLE KIDMAN AS IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD FOR HER.
NICOLEKID MAN WAS GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD.SHE NEEDS TO LEARN ACTING SKILLS FROM ME.SHE WAS SOFT,BUT ENOUGH SOFT,THE VOICE LACKED THE VERTEBRAL COLUMN.SHE APPEARED ARTIFICIAL.HER COSTUMES WERE NOT WELL DESIGNED.
MR. KELLER WAS A BETTER PERFORMER.HE WAS VERY GOOD.HE SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR NK AND SHE LEFT HIM ULTIMATELY.IS THIS THE REALITY IN THE REAL LIFE OF NICOLE KIDMAN?NO.THOUGH I HAVEN'T MET HER BUT I COULD SAY THAT SHE IS A VERY EMOTIONAL GIRL AND IF A PERSON LIKE ME WHO IS YOUNGER TO HER WILL MEET HER,THEN I AM SURE THAT SHE WOULD NEVER DIVORCE ME.SHE IS HUNGARY FOR THE TRUE LOVE,SIMILARILY AS I AM HUNGARY.LOVE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THIS EARTH.
I LOVED LENAA FOR DAY AND NIGHT AND FOR SEVERAL YEARS,BUT STILL MY THIRST FOR HER LOVE HASN'T DISAPPEARED.YOU COULD EAT AND FILL YOUR STOMACH,BUT THE DEPTH OF HEART IS SO DEEP,THAT THE MORE LOVE YOU FILL ITINSIDE,THE MORE IT WANTS.THIS LOVE IS EXCLUSIVE OF THE PHYSICAL SEX.YOU COULD GET MANY GIRLS FOR SEX,BUT THE RIGHT HEART TO HEART CONNECTION IS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET.THIS HEART TO HEART CONNECTION IS VERY VERY PRECIOUS.THE SKY SNATCHES THIS CONNECTION ALWAYS AND MAKES US A BEGGAR ALWAYS.
LENAA IS PRETTIER AND MORE TALENTED THAN THAT OF NICOLE KIDMAN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

DEAR AAMEER BHAIYAA,VIGYAAPAN KI DUNIYAA MEIN SIRF PAISA HAYE,IZZAT NAHIN.---RINKU ADARSH

DEAR AAMEER BHAIYAA,
PRANAAM.VIGYAAPAN KI DUNIYAA MEIN PAISA HAYE PARANTU PRATISHTHA NAHIN HAYE.KYOON?AB EK MAHAAN ABHINETAA AGAR KISI SALES MAN KI TARAH TELEVISION PAR TOOTH PASTE BECHE,TO KYAA CHAVI BANTI HAYE,OOSKI LOGON KE BEECH.YAHI KI BHEEKAARI HAYE.KAHAAN 'QAYAMAT SE QAYAMAT TAK' AUR KAHAAN TOOTH PASTE BECHNAA.KITNA FARKA HAYE.
SABSE PEHLE MUJHE SADMA LAGAA THAA JAB AMIT UNCLE NE 'BPL' NAAM KE SADE HOOE OOTPAAD KE LIYE VIGYAAPAN KIYAA THAA.ETNE BADE MAHAANAYAK KO PICHE SE BPL KA BADAA SA GUBBARA DAODA RAHAA THAA.BPL KI ETNI HASTI HAYE KYAA.
EK KHAALI BOTTLE LIJIYE,OOSMEIN NAL SE PAANI BHAR DIJIYE AUR THODA CHINI DAAL DIJIYE.OOSKA NAAM RAKH DIJIYE 'AMRIT PAANI' AUR OOSE PRACHAAR KARWAA DIJIYE AMIT UNCLE SE.WO NAL KA PAANI 20 RUPAYE MEIN BIKNE LAGEGA.LEKIN AMIT UNCLE KI CHAVI KA KYAA HOGA?
KAHAAN 'DEEWAAR','LAAWARIS','SILSILA','KASME-VAADE','TRISHUL','DON','SHAHENSHAAH','MUQQADDAR KA SIKANDAR','AGNI PATH'VAGAERAH,AUR KAHAAN EK GHATIYAA SA KAMPANI 'BPL'.CHI-CHI-CHI.AISI KAMAI SE TO BHEEKHAARI RAHNA ACHCHA HAYE.
AAPNE KABHI BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI,YAA SANGEET MAARTAND PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAJ JI KO TOOTH PASTE BECHTE ,YAA KOI GHADI,YAA KOI ANYAA OOTPAAD KA PRACHAAR KARTE HOOE DEKHA HAYE KYAA?KYAA INKI KHYAATI H.E.,BILL CLINTON UNCLE SE KAM HAYE YA BAHAOT ADHEEK HAYE?MERE HINSAAB SE 'SILSILA' SARVASHRESHTA HAYE.
AAPKA APNAA,
RINKU ADARSH
AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

A FEW LOVE QUOTATIONS IN URDU FOR MY BELOVED LENAA JI---RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I AM IN A ROMANTIC MOOD AND WOULD LIKE TO LIKE TO WRITE FEW URDU SHAAYARIS FOR MY BELOVED LENAA JI.
1.'OONKA BHI AZAB DIL HAYE,MERA BHI AZAB JI HAYE'
HAR ZARRA CHAMAKTAA HAYE,ANWAARE-ILAAHI SE'
ANWARE-ILAAHI MEANS SPIRITUAL LIGHT.THIS MEANS HER HEART IS ALSO DIFFICULT TO READ AND MY HEART IS ALSO TYPICAL,EVERY MOLECULE SHINES WITH THE SPIRITUAL LIGHT.
2.'AASMAAN SE KABHI DEKHI NA GAI APNI KHOOSHI'
'AB YE HAALAT HAYE KI HUM HANSATE HOOE DARTE HAIN'
THIS MEANS THAT EVEN THE SKY GOT JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE,NOW THE POSITION IS THAT I FEAR TO LAUGH,BECAUSE THE SKY MIGHT ROB MY LAUGHTER AGAIN.
3.'YE BHI MOOMKIN NAHIN KI MAR JAYEN'
'ZINDAGI,HAYE KITNI ZAALIM HAYE'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO DIE,LIFE,YOU ARE EXTREMELY BRUTAL.
4.'AB YE BHI NAHIN THEEK KI HAR DARD MEETA DEN'
'KOOCH DARD KALEJE SE LAGAANE KE LIYE HAYE'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT'S ALSO NOT GOOD TO REMOVE ALL THE PAINS,BECAUSE THERE ARE CERTAIN PAINS TO BE KEPT INSIDE THE HEART.
5.'SOCHO TO BADI CHEEZ HAYE,TAHZEEB BADAN KI'
'VARNA TO BADAN AAG BOOJHAANE KE LIYE HAYEN'.
'TAHZEEB' MEANS CIVILISATION.THE BODY OF A FEMALE IS GREAT ,BUT IF IT'S A CIVILISED ONE,OTHERWISE HER BODY HAS ONLY MEAN TO SATISFY THE SEXUAL HUNGER OF A MAN.
6.'AGAR MUJHE NA MILIN TUM,TUMHAARE SAR KI KASAM'
'MAIN APNI SAARI JAWAANI TABAAH KAR LOONGAA'.
THIS MEANS IF I FAIL TO GET YOU BACK ,THEN I PROMISE THAT I WILL SPOIL MY ENTIRE LIFE.
7.'TUMHAARI YAAD MEIN MAIN KAAT DOONGA HASRA SE DIN'
'TUMHAARE HIZRA MEIN RAATEN SIYAAH KAR LOONGA'.
'HASRA' MEANS CYCLONE.THIS MEANS THAT I WOULD SPEND MY DAY IN CYCLONE(YOUR LOVE'S CYCLONE),I WILL MAKE MY NIGHT DARKEST IN YOUR REMEMBERANCES.
8.'DOOR KOI,RAAT BHAR GAATA RAHAA'
'TERA MILNA MUJHKO YAAD AATA RAHAA'.
THIS MEANS THAT FAR AWAY SOMEBODY CONTINUED TO SING FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT,SIMULTANEOUSLY OUR MEETINGS OF THE PAST KEPT REVOLVING IN MY MIND.
9.'BIKHRE JO HASEEN ZULFA,BIKHAR JAANE DE'
'EES WAQT KO KOOCH AUR SANVAR JAANE DE'
'ZULFA' MEANS BEAUTIFUL BLACK HAIR OF LENAA.LET LENAA SPREAD HER HAIRS,DON'T STOP IT.LET HER MAKE HERSELF EVEN MORE PRETTIER.
10.'DER LAGI AANE MEIN TUMKO'
'SHUKRA HAYE PHIR BHI AAYE TO'
'AAS NE DIL KA SAATH NA CHODAA'
'WAISE HUM GHABRAYE TO'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT TOOK A VERY LONG TIME FOR YOU TO RETURN BACK TO ME,BUT AFTER ALL YOU GOT ME BACK.THE HOPE DIDN'T LEFT MY HEART,BUT I WENT NERVOUS TOO.
FOR LAPACHKA,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.

PANDIT JASRAAJ GURU JI IN PATNA--8TH APRIL,2010.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE BEST SINGER OF THIS WORLD IS ARRIVING IN PATNA FOR HIS PERFORMANCE ON 8TH APRIL,2010,PATNA.I AM SURE THAT HE IS GOIMG TO HYPNOTISE AND MESMERISE THE AUDIENCES.HIS NAME IS SANGEET MAARTAND ,PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAAJ GURU JI ,ON 8TH APRIL,2010,IN PATNA AT S.K. MEMORIAL HALL.HE IS GOING TO CREATE A HEAVEN THERE.WE PATNAITES ARE VERY LUCKY THAT WE WOULD GET A CHANCE TO HEAR HIM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE FOLLOWING PERCUSSIONIST OF INDIA HELPED ME---

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE NAMES OF THE PERCUSSIONISTS WHO HELPED ME----
1.GOD GANESHA(10 CRORES B.C.)--SOURCE:BHU,KAASHI,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT.--HE DIVIDED THE MRIDANG INTO 2 PARTS AND MADE TABLA.HE IS THE SON OF GOD SHIVAA.
2.THE NAMES OF THE ANCIENT INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE---'AAGHAATI','AADAMBAR','VAANASPATI','BHERI',DOORDOOR','DHOL','NAGAADAA','MRIDANG','PAKHAWAJ'.TODAY THE MOST POPULAR INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT IS 'TABLA'.
3.USTAAD SIDDHAAR KHAN--(1,000AD,DELHI GHARAANA)
4.USTAAD AHMAD JAAN THIRAKAWA(18TH CENTURYAD,DELHI GHARAANA)
5.USTAAD SITAAB KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,AJRAADA GHARAANA)
6.USTAAD MODU KHAAN(14TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)
7.USTAAD VILAAYAT ALI(17TH CENTURY AD,FARUKHKHABAAD GHARAANA)
8.PT.RAM SAHAY JI(17TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)
9.HUSSAIN BAKSHA(17TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
10.AN INTRODUCTION ABOUT 'MRIDANG'--GOD SHIVAA KILLED A DEMON NAMED TRIPURAASUR.BRAMHAA JI MIXED THE SOIL WITH THE BLOOD OF THAT DEMON AND MADE A DOUGH OUT OF IT.THEN BRAMHAA JI TEARED THE SKIN OF THAT DEMON AND COVERED IT ON A HOLLOW WOODEN BOX MADE OF WOOD.GOD GANESHAA FIRST PLAYED ON THAT INSTRUMENT NAMED MRIDANG AND GOD SHIVAA DID HIS TAANDAV DANCE ON IT.
10.SAAMVED(VAEDIC PERIOD)
11.PT. KANTHE MAHARAJ JI(17TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA).
12.PT. ANOKHE LAL MISHRA(18TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA)
13.AMEER HUSSAIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
14.USTAAD ALLAH RAKHKHA KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
15.NIKHIL GHOSH(18TH CENTURY AD)
16.SAMTA PRASAD MISHRA(18TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)--GODAI MAHARAAJ.
17.PT. KISHAN MAHARAAJ GURU JI(BANARAS GHARAANA,18TH CENTURY AD)
18.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN BHAI(20TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA).
APART FROM THESE NAMES THERE ARE MANY OTHER NAME WHO CONTRIBUTED TO MY SUCCESS.
MOST OF OUR BOOKS RELATED TO SUPERNATURAL POWER WAS BURNT IN THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY OF BIHAR,WHICH WAS THE RICHEST LIBRARY OF THE WORLD,WAS BURNT BY MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.SO,I THINK WE COULD GET MANY LOST POWER FROM THE RUINS OF THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY.
AND LASTLY,
1.'TAALSTAL PRATISHYAMITI GHATORVATRI ASMRITAH
GEETAN VAADYAN TATHA NRITAN YATSTALE PRATISTHITAM'
THIS MEANS THAT LYRICS,BEATS,DANCES ARE ALL BASED ON THE TAAL.WITHOUT THE TAAL THEY HAVE NO EXISTENCE.
2.'SAAHITYA SANGEET KALAA VIHINAH'
SAAKCHAAT PASHU PUKCHA VISHAAN HINAH'
THIS MEANS THAT A PERSON WITHOUT LITERATURE,MUSIC AND ART IS THE SAME LIKE AN ANIMAL.
19.PT. GANGA DAYAAL PANDEY GURU JI(20TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)--HE DEVOTED HIS PRECIOUS 50 YEARS TEACHING TABLA AT RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA,WITHOUT THE LUST FOR ANY HONOUR OR WEALTH.HE GAVE ALL HIS STUFFS TO ME FREE OF COST.
NOW,IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT GOD BRAMHAA,GOD VISHNU,GOD SHANKAR,RAMAYANA,MAHABHARAT?IF STILL THERE IS A DOUBT THEN GO TO HELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

MY DEAREST HEART BEAT LENAA,MY SWEET---SWEET DARLING----I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

DEAREST HEART BEAT LENAA,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?HOW IS BORI?I AM GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ON OUR LOVE STORY AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY THE ROLE OF AN ACTRESS.I AM READY TO PAY YOU A NICE AMOUNT FOR THIS.PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF PRETTIER THAN MRS. KATE WINSLET OF 'TITANIC' FAME AND WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.NOW TELL 'KAAK YAA CHASTALIBYAA'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING GREAT MUSICIANS OF INDIA WHO HELPED ME.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING GREAT MUSICIANS WHO HELPED ME.THE NAMES ARE---
1.BHARAT(2,000B.C.)
2.TAANSEN(14TH CENTURYAD)
3.AMEER KHUSRO(11TH CENTURY AD)
4.NAARAD(2,000B.C.)
5.MATANG MOONI(5TH CENTURY AD)
6.PT.JAIDEV(4TH CENTURY AD)
7.SHARANG DEV(13TH CENTURY AD)
8.TULSI DAS,SOOR DAS,MEERA BAI--(14TH CENTURY AD)
9.DIRANG KHAN,TAAL KHAN(15TH CENTURY AD)
10.BILAAS KHAN,CHATTAR KHAN,MAKKHU--(15TH CENTURYAD)
11.PT. AHOBAL(15TH CENTURY AD)
12.SADARANG AND ADAARANG(16TH CENTURYAD)
13.PT.VISHNU DIGAMBAR PALUSHKAR AND PT.VISHNU NARAIN BHAATKHANDE (20TH CENTURY AD)
14.GOPAL NAYAK(11TH CENTURY AD)
15.SWAMI HARIDAS(13TH CENTURY AD)
16.PT. OMKAAR NATH THAKUR(20TH CENTURY AD)
17.ALAUDDIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
18.BADE GULAAM ALI KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD)
19.SRINIWAAS(15TH CENTURYAD)
20.RINKU ADARSH(20TH CENTURY AD)--THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM 'COULD BE CAUGHT IF WE SING A 'KHAYAAL' WITH WITH EXTREME VILAMBIT SPEED AND AN EXTREME CONCENTRATION,THEN WE COULD GET A TINCH OF GAANDHAAR GRAAM.IT'S POSSIBLE TO GRING BACK THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM' BACK FROM THE HEAVEN.
THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.
SINCERELY,

RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE FOLLOWING ARE THE PROOFS THAT LENAA LOVES ME EXTREMELY.RINKUADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE PROOFS THAT LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE LOVES ANYBODY ON THIS EARTH.
1.WHY AFTER A 2 MINUTES OF CONVERSATION A BEAUTY QUEEN LIKE LENAA TOOK ME TO HER FLAT AND IMPRISONED ME THERE FOR NON-STOP 10DAYS JUST FOR LOVE AND SEX?WHY SHE STARTED WEEPING AND TOLD ME WHEN I TOLD HER THAT I WAS LEAVING HER,SHE TOLD CRYING THAT'LEAVE ME,MY FATHER LEFT ME,MY MOTHER LEFT ME AND I FOUND YOU,YOU ARE ALSO LEAVING ME'.MY HEART MELTED AND WE BOTH PROMISED NEVER TO LEAVE EACH OTHER FOREVER.
2.WHY LENAA SOLD HER EXISTING FLAT AND LEFT ME TO SEARCH HER IN SUCH A BIG CITY LIKE KIEV?HER MOTHER MET ME IN THE DWARETSA UKRAINA AND HINTED ME THAT SHE HAS TAKEN ADMISSION IN THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF LANGUAGE AND IS LEARNING THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.
3.WHY SHE KEPT HIDING HERSELF FOR 10 DAYS,AFTER THAT I FOUND HER AMONG HER FRIENDS,WHO TOLD HER THAT LOOK YOUR LOVE HAS COME.
4.WHY THE POLICEMEN,THE SPIES OF KIEV LEFT ME AFTER KNOWING THAT MY PASSPORT AND IDENTITY PROOF WAS SNATCHED?
5.WHY LENAA ALWAYS FOLLOWED ME SO THAT I DON'T GET INTANGLED WITH SOME OTHER GIRL.MOST OF THE TIME SHE CAUGHT ME AND TOLD THAT'IS THIS YOUR LOVE'?
6.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT PRIOR TO ME SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GIANT AFRICAN BOY FROM OMAAN?
7.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT HER FATHER FUCKED HER WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD?
8.WHY LENAA ALWAYS WEARED MY GOLDEN WRIST WATCH WHICH I GIFTED TO HER?
9.WHY LENAA WENT FOR ABORTION INSIDE THE CLINIC WITH HER OWN MONEY?
10.LENAA WAS THE DAUGHTER OF MRS. NEENA EBGEVNEENA,THE 5TH WIFE OF MR. ALEXANDER EVANOWICH.
11.WHY AFTER DRINKING A FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA ,I LOST MY CONTROL AND CALLED HER THAT I WAS STABBED BY THE ROBBERS AND THE BLOOD WAS FLOWING AND I WAS ABOUT TO DIE,PLEASE MEET ME FOR THE LAST CHANCE.'SHE LEFT HER CLASS,RUSHED LIKE A MAD GIRL TO OUR FLAT AND SAW ME DRUNK'.EVERY THING HAPPENED TO HER THAT DAY EXCEPT SHE DIDN'T DIE.I APOLOGIZE THAT I ALSO MISBEHAVED WITH HER IN THE DRUNK POSITION.
12.WHY LENAA KNOWS THAT I AM IN AN EXTREME LOVE WITH HER AND NOT RESPONDING?DOES SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE NO LONGER LOVES ME,OR SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE IS ALSO LOST IN MY LOVE.I THINK NOW LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN BEFORE.'THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE'.
13.IS SHE GOING TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND FOR ME?YES SHE WOULD EASILY LEAVE HIM FOR ME.THE CHILDRENS WOULD BE TAKEN CARE BY ME.BECAUSE HER HUSBAND CAN'T TAKE MY PLACE.HER HUSBAND VERY WELL KNOWS THAT I AM A VERY POWERFUL PERSON.
14.WHY I TAUGHT LENAA TO DANCE PROPERLY,AND SHE CAUGHT IT IMMEDIATELY ON 25TH DECEMBER 1994AD.
15.WHY LENAA TOOK ME TO THE CHURCH,BECAUSE SHE WANTED ME TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN.
16.WHY LENAA SUCKED MY ANUS ,INSERTED HER LIP INSIDE MY ANUS AND SUCKED IT,BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME LIKE LAILA.
17.SHE HAS BECOME FAT NOWADAYS,OBVIOUSLY AFTER THE ISSUE OF CHILDRENS,THERE ARE HARMONIC CHANGES IN THE BODY OF A FEMALE.SHE SHOULD BECOME SLIM LIKE A 18 YEARS GIRL.IN THE SAME PHYSICAL CONDITION IN WHICH I LEFT HER.
18.WE BOTH ARE LOST IN EACH OTHER AND I PROPOSE HER FOR THE MARRIAGE,A GREAT WEDDING CEREMONY,THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL SUPPORT NOW.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL,MNC.