'THE FLYING SAUCERS'---CONFIRMED.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY,I HAVE TO GIVE AN INTERVIEW ON TV CHANNEL -'AKBC'(ALLAUDDIN KHAN,BROADCASTING CORPORATION IN KYIEV).'J' FOR JOURNALIST AND 'R'.
J--ARE YOU CONFIRMED ABOUT THE FLYING SAUCERS?
R--YES.THEY COME FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET.I TRAVEL THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IN 2 MINUTES.BY SENDING MY 'RINKU WAVES' OF MUSIC AND SITTING ON THE WAVES.MY VOCAL WAVE HAS GOT A SPEED TRILLIONS TIME FASTER THAN THAT OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
J--WHAT IS THE DISTANCE OF HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH FROM THE EARTH?
R--HEAVEN IS 5 TIMES FARTHER FROM THE DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS UPWARDS,HELL IS 2.5 TIMES FARTHER AND DITCH IS 10 TIMES DOWNWARDS.
J--IS IT NOT AN ILLUSION?
R--ABSOLUTELY NOT.'SHIVA' IS THE TRUTH.
J--HOW PEOPLE DIE?
R--THE BATTERY FAILS.
J--WHERE IS THE REAL BATTERY?
R--IN MY WAVES.
J--CAN YOU MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE?
R--YES,I CAN,BUT I WILL CHARGE LOT OF MONEY.
J--HOW MUCH?
R--100 TRILLION POUNDS.
J--WHO COULD AFFORD SO MUCH MONEY?
R--THE QUEEN.
J--THANK YOU SIR.
R--THANKS.HOW IS MY BROADCASTING CORPORATION WORKING?
J-- THE BEST IN THE WORLD,SIR.THANKS FOR COMING.
R--BYE-BYE.
J-- S PAKOI NA NOCH.
USSR,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.