'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ARE ENJOYING THEIR LIVES AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.
QD--RINKU,THE FANTASTIC SEA BREEZE IS BLOWING MY SKIRT.
R--IT IS ALSO BLOWING MY BERMUDA.
QD--LET'S TRAVEL INSIDE THE WATER BECAUSE MY LEGS HAVE BECOME HOT.
R--FINE DARLING.
QD--LET'S CATCH EACH OTHER'S WAIST AND WALK THROUGH THE SAND SHORES.
R--YES DARLING.
QD--DO YOU KNOW RINKU,I AM VERY-VERY HAPPY WITH YOU.
R--I AM MORE HAPPIER THAN YOU.I AM VERY LUCKY THAT I GOT YOU.
QD--RINKU,WHAT ARE THESE COUPLES DOING HIDINGLY?
R--THEY ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
QD--THEN ,WHY ARE THEY HIDING THEMSELVES,IS KISSING AND LOVING A CRIME?
R--THEY FEAR TO BE CAUGHT BY THEIR PARENTS AND THEY FEAR OF DEFAMATION IN THE SOCIETY.
QD--HOW?
R--THEY ARE NARROW MINDED PEOPLE.MOST OF THE GIRLS ARE CALL GIRLS,NOT A TRUE LOVER.
QD--BUT MOST OF THEM ARE KISSING OPENLY?
R--BECAUSE THEY ARE EDUCATED AND DON'T FEAR FROM ANYBODY.
QD--WHAT THAT POLICEMAN IS DOING?
R--HE IS TAKING THE BRIBE FROM THE LOVERS.
QD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE HE IS A CORRUPT PERSON.HE IS MISUSING HIS POWER.
QD--WHY ARE THEY CORRUPT?
R--BECAUSE THEY GET LESS SALARIES.
QD--WHY THEY GET LESS SALARIES?
R--BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT ENCOURAGES CORRUPTION AND DISCOURAGES HONESTY.
QD--THERE ARE SO MANY HOTELS ON THIS BEACH.LOOK! A GIRL IS DANCING IN THAT HOTEL.
R--YES,THIS IS 'SAND AND SHINE' HOTEL.
QD--THERE ARE MANY DISHES BEING SOLD HERE,I WOULD LIKE TO TASTE SOMETHING.
R--WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE?
QD--THE BEST ONE YOU THINK.
R---'AALOO CHAAT'.THIS IS VERY TASTY AND SPICY.
QD--THERE ARE MANY SPICES IN THIS.OH MY GOD.I AM JUMPING.IT'S BURNING MY TONGUE.SO MUCH OF CHILLY POWDER.
R--PLEASE DRINK A GLASS OF WATER.
QD--LET'S CATCH THE TAXI AND GO TO SOME BEAUTIFUL MARKET.
R--LET'S GO TO LOKHANDWALA .
'TD' FOR TAXI DRIVER.
TD--WHERE DO YOU WAN'T TO GO?
R--LOKHANDWALA.
TD--PLEASE SEAT DOWN.
QD--THIS CITY IS VERY MODERN.
R--YES DARLING.
TD--I WILL CHARGE RS.500 TO TAKE YOU TO LOKHANDWALA(SEEING A WHITE GIRL WITH ME).
TD--ARE YOU A NEW COMER ?
R--YES,A NEW COMER.
TD--THEN IT'S FINE.
R--'ABE AAPOON KO PAHCHAANTA NAHIN HAYE KYAA?'SHAALE ANGAREZI MADAM DEKHKE BAHAN KE LAODE 500 RUPAIYA MAANGATA HAYE AAPOON SE.''AAJ AAPOON KA MAOT SE 9 BAZE APPINTMENT HAYE'.'AAPOON ENGLISH BOLTA HAYE,KYAA SAMJHAA'.
F--FOR FRIENDS.
F--HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU ON THE WAY TO LOKHANDWAALA.
TD--YES,THIS IS LOKHANDWALA.PLEASE GIVE ME RS.50 ONLY.
QD--WHY HE DECREASED FROM 500 BUCKS TO 50 BUCKS?
R--BECAUSE HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--PLEASE CLARIFY IT.
R--HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM VERY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH THIS CITY.
QD--THANKS RINKU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.