Monday, 26 April 2010

'THE BOYS HAVE MANY PROBLEMS'.

DEAREST GLOBAL BOY FRIENDS,
HELLO.YOU HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.'B'FOR BOYS AND 'R'.
B--I WANT TO BECOME DOCTOR/ENGINEER/MBA/MCA BY DONATION,BECAUSE THIS WILL INCREASE THE PRESTIGE OF MY PARENTS.I WAN'T TO BECOME A FILM STAR.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NEVER ENTER ANY OF THESE COLLEGES BY DONATION,BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL TO SUCCEED IN YOUR LIFE.EVEN IF YOU BECOME A CLERK BY YOUR OWN MERIT ,YOU WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL.DON'T WASTE YOUR PARENTS HARD EARNED MONEY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.12TH.I LOVE A GIRL,SHE DOESN'T LOVES ME.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T RUN AFTER HER.DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND CONCEATION.THERE ARE PLENTY OF PRETTY GIRLS WORLD-WIDE.TRY ANOTHER ONE.
B--I CONSTANTLY DO MASTURBATION.IS IT HARMFUL?
R--YES IT'S HARMFUL.TRY NOT TO DO IT,BECAUSE THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR HEALTH.TRY TO DO IT WHEN YOU THINK IT'S UNTOLERABLE.THE GIRLS SHOULD ALSO NOT MASTURBATE.
B--HOW TO BECOME WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU?
R--IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE WHEN GOD 'SHIVA'WANTS.
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLD'S,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.