'THE GRANDEST CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS THE UNIVERSE'S GRANDEST CONCERT OF THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT KREMLIN,REDSQUARE,MOSCOW.THE CROWD IS ABOUT 1 BILLION PEOPLE GATHERED FROM THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD.THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS ACCORDING TO MY WIFE 'QUEEN DIANA'.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN AND NOT ISS.ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,KINGS,PRINCESSES,PRINCESS,HOLLYWOOD ACTORS,MUSIC COMPOSERS,TECHNICIANS HAVE GATHERED.ROBBERS(MULTI NATIONAL GIANTS)HAVE BEEN DENIED THEIR ENTRY.
THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--RINKU ADARSH,QUEEN OF THE 4 WORLDS QUEEN DIANA,BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVISHANKAR GURUJI ON SITAAR,PT.SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA ON SANTOOR,PT.HARI PRASAD CHAURASIA ON FLUTE,PADVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAJ GURUJI ON INDIAN CLASSICAL VOCAL,PADMABHUSHAN USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA,MR.LOUIS BANKS ON SYNTHESIZER,PADMABHUSHAN PT.BIRJU MAHAARAJ ON KATHAK DANCE,MUSIC COMPOSER,PERCUSSION DIRECTOR,CHOREOGRAPHER,TABLA PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST INDIAN CLASSICAL SINGER,THE OWNNER OF WORLD'S NO.1 MUSIC COMPANY,WORLD'S BEST SYNTHESIZER PLAYER,WORLD'S BEST DIRECTOR AND SPONSORER ---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,200 BELLY DANCERS FROM THE DIFFERENT ARABIAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,THE LIGHT,SOUND AND EVERY SYSTEM IS THE WORLD'S BEST.PRINCESS LENAA ON THE ADMINISTRATION.
THE SEATS ARE ONLY 2 LAKHS AND THE CROWD OF 1 BILLION PEOPLE.NOW WHAT TO DO?ALL THE OTHER MUSICIANS ARE NO.25 INPIECES LIKE THE TIMES SQUARE CONCERT IN NEWYORK.THE INVESTMENT AT THE TIMES SQUARE WAS ONLY 100 MILLIONS US DOLLARS,BUT THE RETURN WAS 20,000 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--I TOLD YOU TO INCREASE THE NO. OF SEATS,NOW WHAT TO DO?
R--I INCREASED IT TO 2 LAKHS AS YOU TOLD ME.
QD--BUT THE CROWD IS OF I BILLION PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.ALL THE HOTELS OF USSR ARE PACKED.ALL THE HOTELS OF ENTIRE EUROPE ARE PACKED.WHAT TO DO?
R--LET ME THINK.
QD--IF WE WON'T GIVE THEM THE SEAT TO WATCH THIS CONCERT,THEN IT WOULD BE THE INSULT OF THE RED SQUARE.WE HAVE ALSO BANNED ALL THE JOURNALISTS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AND TV CHANNELS REPORTERS ENTRY.WHAT TO DO RINKU?
R--LET'S IMMEDIATELY INCREASE THE SEATS TO 1 BILLION AND SPREAD ALL THE LUXURIOUS CHAIRS ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.THE SOUND SYSTEMS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.THE TV MONOTORS ARE SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.
QD--WHAT ARE TICKET CHARGES?
R--LET ME ASK IT TO PRINCESS LENAA.
R--LENAA,WHAT ARE THE CHARGES?
PL--1LAKHS US DOLLARS FOR THE VVIP SEATS,75 THOUSAND US DOLLARS FOR THE VIP SEATS,50,000US DOLLARS FOR THE SPECIAL SEATS.25,000 US DOLLARS FOR THE REMAINING 1 BILLION VIEWERS.
R--SO,HOW MUCH MONEY ARE WE GOING TO MAKE THROUGH THIS CONCERT,LENAA?
PL--WE ARE GOING TO SUCK ALL THE WEALTH OF THIS EARTH.
R--GOOD.
THE CONCERT IS GOING TO BEGIN.THE ENTIRE EARTH IS ABOUT TO SHAKE.THE VVIPS SEATS ARE FULL OF WHITE EUROPEAN GIRLS.
R--DIANA,PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE CONCERT AND BECOME THE ANCHOR OF THIS SHOW.
QD--FINE DARLING.
QD--NOW,WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS--EARTH,HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH---'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'.
AUDIENCES--THE CLAPS CONTINUED FOR HALF AN HOUR.
QD--DEAR AUDIENCES PLEASE DON'T EAT OR DRINK DURING THE CONCERT PERIOD.AFTER THE INTERVAL THE FOOD AND BEVERAGES WILL BE SERVED.AS YOUR CELL PHONES HAVE BEEN KEPT AT THE SECURITY CENTRE,SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.PLEASE MAINTAIN AN ACUTE SILENCE DURING THE CONCERT.RINKU,DOESN'T LIKES TO GIVE HIS AUTOGRAPH,SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR IT.NOW ,IAM GOING TO INTRODUCE THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS.THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS ARE ALL THE GREATEST INDIAN ENTERTAINERS OF THE WORLD.NOW,I WOULD LIKE PRINCESS LENAA,THE BELOVED OF RINKU,TO SAY SOMETHING ON THE MICROPHONE.
PL--GOOD EVENING.I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY.I KNOW RINKU SINCE 20 YEARS.I WANTED TO SEE HIM LIKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST STAR,BUT NEVER IMAGINED THAT HE WOULD BECOME THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH AND WE ARE SHORTLY GOING TO MARRY.HE IS THE PRIDE OF KYIEV.THANKS.
QD--NOW,LET'S BEGIN THE SHOW.
THE SHOW BEGINS,WITH THE SHOWER OF BILLIONS OF RED ROSE PETALS SHOWERED BY THE 50 HELICOPTERS FROM THE SKY.THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE FIRES MILLIONS OF SHOTS BY THEIR KLASSNIKOVS IN THE SKY.THE PERFUME GUNS ARE LAKHS IN NO.,SPRAYING ACROSS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV.DIFFERENT PERFUMES ARE IN USE LIKE THE AMERICAN PERFUMES,FRENCH PERFUMES,SPANISH PERFUMES,LATIN AMERICAN PERFUMES,INDIAN PERFUMESETC.
THE LIGHT DIRECTOR COUNTS 1,2,3 AND THE ENTIRE LIGHT IMMEDIATELY COVERS THE ENTIRE MOSCOW AND KYIEV WITH IT'S POWER.ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF LIGHT OF EARTH HAVE BEEN USED.MOST OF THE LIGHTS HAVE COME FROM THE HEAVEN ON REQUEST OF RINKU.
THE STAGE IS 50,000SQ.FT. IN IT'S AREA,MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES AND PRECIOUS GEMS AND DIAMONDS INSERTED IN IT.THE STAGE IS MADE ENTIRELY OF FRESH RED ROSES.THE STAGE IS SPARKLING LIKE A 50,000SQ.FT. PRECIOUS COLURED,ILLUMINATED DIAMOND PIECE.
THE SHOW BEGINS WITH THE ENTRY OF FERRY QUEENS FROM THE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE.AND STARTS WITH THE BALLET DANCE.AND...........................
QD--THE SHOW BURNT THE ENTIRE 4 WORLDS WITH AN EXTREME JOY AND HAPPINESS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.