GIRLS PROBLEMS---THEY HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.

MY DEAREST GLOBAL GIRL FRIENDS,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN MULTIPLE PROBLEMS.'G' FOR GIRLS AND 'R'.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 4 AND A BOY OF MY CLASS LOVES ME,I ALSO LOVE HIM.BUT,I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T FEAR FROM YOUR PARENTS JUST TELL HIM YES AND CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER,BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 9 AND I LOVE A BOY,HE ALSO LOVES ME ,BUT I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS AND ALSO FEAR TO BE PREGNANT.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--JUST LOVE HIM,GET PREGNANT AND THEN CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER AND GET ABORTED FROM PREGNANCY.
G--BUT WHAT WOULD THE SOCIETY THINK OF ME,I WILL BE DEFAMED.
R--DON'T CARE FOR THE SOCIETY.NO BODY WILL HELP YOU.
G--I SUFFER FROM THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND IT LASTS FOR 7 DAYS,I USE TORN CLOTHES TO STOP BLEEDING.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--YOU DON'T USE THE TORN CLOTHES,IT'S UNHYGIENIC,USE TEMPEX AND INSERT IT INSIDE YOUR VAGINA.THIS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM THE 7 DAYS LONG MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND MAKE IT SHORTER BY 3 DAYS AND IT'S ALSO HYGIENIC.
NOW,'B' FOR BOY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.3 AND LOVE A GIRL ,SHE ALSO LOVES ME,WHAT TO DO?
R--HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOVES YOU?
B--I AM A NAUGHTY BOY,WHEN MY MISS BEATS ME WITH THE PLASTIC SCALE,THEN I FEEL THAT SHE FEELS HURT.1 SCALE BEAT=1 HEART BEAT INCREASED,2 SCAE BEATS=4 HEART BEATS INCREASED,5 SCALE BEATS=CARDIAC ATTACK OF HER.SO,I KNOW THAT SHE LOVES ME.
R--CATCH HER,LOVE HER AND NEVER LEAVE HER,BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.