'QUEEN DIANA IN CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE--NEW YORK BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK.THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA.THE COST OF THIS CONCERT IS $100 MILLIONS.THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE--'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ON TABLA,MRIDANG,PAKHAWAJ,SYNTHESIZER,POP SINGER,CLASSICAL SINGER ,COMPOSER AND SPONSORER.'USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA',BHARAT RATNA,PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI ON SITAAR','MISS NORAH JONES ON VOCAL',PADVIBHUSHAN PT. JASRAJ GURU JI ON VOCAL,KENNY G ON SAXOPHONE,MADONNA ON VOCAL,BRITNY SPEARS ON VOCAL,SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,LENAA JI ON ADMINISTRATION,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,25 TABLA PLAYERS,25 DRUM PLAYERS,25 BASS GUITARISTS,25 LEAD GUITARISTS,25 SYNTHESIZER PLAYERS,100 VIOLIN PLAYERS,25 SAXOPHONE PLAYERS,25 CONGO PLAYERS,25 HARP PLAYERS,25 ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYERS,500 SETS OF MICROPHONES,100 BELLY DANCERS,FULLY COMPUTERISED DISCO LIGHT SYSTEMS INCLUDING LASER LIGHTS,FOGGER LIGHTS,PERFUME GUNS,MASER LIGHTS,QUASAR LIGHTS,PULSAR LIGHTS,HIDING LIGHTS,SWEEPING LIGHTS,FLOATING LIGHTS,MAGIC LIGHTS,GIMMICKS LIGHTS,SOUND SYSTEM 50 LAKHS WATTAGE.
THE ENTIRE NEW YORK IS SHAKING WITH THE THRILL.THE TIMES SQUARE HAS NO SPACE TO PUT THE LEGS.THE MULTINATIONAL GIANTS ARE BEGGING TO SPONSOR,BUT THEY ARE DENIED BY THE EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.
THE CHIEF GUESTS ARE ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,PRINCESSES,PRINCES OF THE WORLD.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN.THERE ARE 1 LAKHS SEATS.THE REMAINING 70 LAKHS PEOPLE QUARRELING FOR THE TICKETS.A SINGLE TICKET COST IS US $2,000 ONLY.THE VIP SEATS CHARGE ARE 10,000 US DOLLARS AND THE VVIP SEATS CHARGE ARE US DOLLARS 50,000 ONLY.
THE SHOW BEGINS.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--DEAR LADIES AND GENTLE MAN ,NOW I AM GLAD TO PRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS'--MR.RINKU ADARSH.
AUDIENCES---CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP......................................CLAP,............................CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP..............................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS................CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS..................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS...................................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS.........
AMITABH BACHCHAN--OK,OK.THANKYOU.RINKU ADARSH DOESN'T NEEDS ANY INTRODUCTION.
AUDIENCES---HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA OF 4 WORLDS.
AUDIENCES--CLAPPING FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE SHOW BEGINS.THE ENTIRE AUDIENCES ARE THRILLED,HYPNOTISED,MESMERISED,ALL JUMPING ON THEIR OWN SEATS.THE GIRLS CRYING WITH THE HAPPINESS.SHOUTING TO KISS RINKU ADARSH.HOW WAS THE SHOW?IT'S A SECRET.ONLY THE TIME WILL TELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS
R--HOW WAS THE SHOW?
QD--BRILLIANT MY DEAREST HUSBAND.