'WHAT IS INDIA'?THE 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.HOW?---RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WILL DISCUSS ABOUT 'INDIA'.ACCORDING TO THE BRITISHERS(AMERICANS),INDIA IS THE 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.ACCORDING TO ME THE THE MOST ADVANCED COUNTRY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.WHO GAVE AMERICANS THE POWER TO CALL INDIA A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY?THEY THEMSELVES STARTED CALLING US A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY,BECAUSE INDIA IS A POOR COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?AMERICA IS THE RICHEST COUNTRY,THEREFORE IT'S A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.ISN'T IT?INDIANS ARE SLAVES.THE BRITISHERS CALL INDIANS A BLACK SLAVE.WHY?BECAUSE THEY ROBBED ALL OUR WEALTH FROM OUR COUNTRY BY COLONIZING IT AND COLONIZING OTHER 100 COUNTRIES.THEREFORE THEY CALL THEMSELVES A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY.MEANS ROBBERS ARE SUPERIOR THAN THE ROBBED ONES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY ROBBED BY THE COLONIZATION OF 100 COUNTRIES BY THE BRITISHERS?THEY INVESTED THAT MONEY IN BUILDING A NEW COUNTRY CALLED 'USA'.THE BIG TOWERS,8 LANES ROADS,HIGH SALARIES TO THE WHITE CITIZENS ON THE SAME POST AND LOW SALARIES TO THE 'RED INDIANS',WHO ACTUALLY ARE THE MAIN CITIZENS OF THE NORTH AMERICA.THEY ARE CALLED 'BLACKS' AND THEY LIVE A MISERABLE LIFE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY UNDER SUPRESSION.
SUPPOSE AN IIM'S GRADUATE FROM AHMEDABAD GETS 1.5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM,THEN THE ANOTHER MBA GRADUATE FROM AN INFERIOR COLLEGE OF USA AND A WHITE CITIZEN RECEIVES 5 LAKHS DOLLARS PER ANNUM.USA IS A HELL.
INDIA HAS CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE(BRAMHAA),GOD 'SHIVA' SNATCHES THE LIFE FROM THE PEOPLE AND DESTRUCTS DEMONS.GOD 'VISHNU' MANAGES THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE VAIDIC PERIOD?THE ENTIRE SAINTS OF INDIA WERE DEVELOPING THE 'VEDAAS' AND MAKING CONTACTS WITH THE GOD,MADE CONTACTS,DEVELOPED SEVERAL TECHNOLOGIES TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE BY JUST SPRINKLING WATER ON HIM.THE 'OODAN KHATOLA' FLEWED TO ANY PART OF THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANY MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY,WITHIN FEW SECONDS.A MAN BY OPENING HIS MOUTH EMITTED BILLIONS OF POWERFUL ARROWS,EACH ARROW ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE SUN.A MAN ,FOR INSTANCE 'RAAVANA' HAD 10 HEADS.WHEN ONE HEAD WAS CUT BY AN ARROW THE CUT HEAD AUTOMATICALLY JOINED GAINTO THE REMAINING 9 HEADS.PEOPLE HAD MANY HANDS.MANY LEGS.
THE WEIGHT OF THE BOW OF GOD 'SHIVA' WAS SO HEAVY THAT WHEN GOD 'RAM' WENT FOR HIS POWER TEST TO MARRY THE PRINCESS OF KING DASARATH 'SEETA',THEN HE TOLD HIS BROTHER LAXMAN TO PRESS THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG,BECAUSE THE CHANCES WERE THAT THE EARTH MIGHT TWIST.LAXMAN PRESSED THE EARTH WITH HIS LEG AND GOD 'RAM' LIFTED THAT EXTREMELY HEAVY BOW AND BROKE IT.THE SOUND OF THE BREAKING OF THE BOW ECHOED ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.CONSIDER THE POWER.
WHILE SAINTS WERE DEVELOPING VEDAAS THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE BUSY IN ROBBING GOLDS,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS ETC ,BECAUSE ALL WERE DEEPLY CONCENTRATED IN DEVELOPING THE VEDAAS.THE SAINTS KNEW THAT THE FOREIGN INVADERS WERE ROBBING THE WEALTH,BUT THEY DIDN'T CARE.NOW,IT RESEMBLES THE 'BIBLE'.JESUS CHRIST BEFORE HIS DEATH TOLD THAT LET THE SINNERS COMMIT THE SINS,I AM DIEING TO SAVE THOSE SINNERS.NOW IT ALSO RESEMBLES THE FOLLOWING SAYING-
'WHEN HEALTH IS LOST,SOMETHING IS LOST'
'WHEN WEALTH IS LOST,NOTHING IS LOST'
'WHEN CHARACTER IS LOST,EVERYTHING IS LOST'.
TODAY,WE ARE BEING ROBBED BY THE MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS.WE KNOW THIS,BUT WE HARDLY CARE FOR IT.
AMERICANS CALL 'RAMAAYANA' AND 'MAHABHARAT' AS AN INDIAN COMIC.THEY ALSO CALL GOD 'SHIVA' ,GOD 'BRAMHAA',GOD 'VISHNU' AS A COMIC CHARACTER.NOW LET'S SEE A DISCUSSION BETWEEN A DOCTORATE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION FROM HAVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL ,USA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.'MG' FOR MANAGEMENT GURU AND 'R'.
R--WHY HAVE YOU DEVASTATED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY?
MG--BECAUSE MUSIC HAS NO SENSE TO PREVAIL,IT'S USELESS.
R--BUT JESUS CHRIST TOLD THAT MUSIC IS THE PRAYER FOR THE GOD?
MG--THOSE WERE COMIC CHARACTERS,I DON'T BELIEVE THESE STUPID THINGS,WE CARE FOR EARNING MONEY.
R--CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC?
MG--YES,I FUCK THE MUSIC AND MUSICIANS.
R--BUT,HOW COULD YOU FUCK IT,IT WILL KILL YOU .
MG--HOW?
R--YOUR HEART BEATS,THESE BEATS ARE MUSICAL.THEY NORMALLY BEAT AT THE RATE OF 72 BEATS/MINUTE.IF THE NUMBER OF BEATS WOULD BE INCREASED OR DECREASED YOU WILL TURN INTO A CARDIAC PATIENT.IF THE MUSIC OF YOUR HEART BEAT WOULD STOP,THEN YOU WOULD BE DECLARED DEAD BY THE DOCTORS.
MG--BUT,I CONTROL THE BEATS.
R--HOW?
MG--BY DOING YOGA(INDIAN) EXCERCISES.
AFTE 3 DAYS,
R--WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS AND SHAKING?
MG--I LOST MY BUSINESS DEAL.I HAVE LOST 2 MILLION US DOLLARS.
R--LET ME CHECK YOUR MUSIC(HEART BEAT).
R--THE MUSIC HAS BECOME A DISCO BEAT.THE HEART BEAT IS 108 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG--WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IN MUSIC?
R--THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.5 BEATS,DERHA GOON'.MEANS 1 BEAT HAS BECOME EQUIVALENT TO 1.5 BEATS.GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY.
AFTER 5 DAYS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY WIFE DIVORCED ME.I AM DEPRESSED.PLEASE CHECK MY MUSIC.
R--THE MUSIC IS 144 BEATS PER MINUTE.THIS MEANS THE 'LAYAKAARI OF 1.75 BEATS'.MEANS A SINGLE HEART BEAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 1.75 BEATS.GO FOR THE BYPASS SURGERY.
AFTER 1 MONTHS,
R--WHAT HAPPENED?
MG--MY SON DIED.PLEASE CHECK THE MUSIC OF MY HEART .
R--I WON'T CHECK,BECAUSE MUSIC IS A BULLSHEET.ISN'T IT?
MG--PLEASE CHECK IT,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
R--OK.SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE,I SAY YOU LAST TIME ABOUT YOUR HEART'S MUSIC.10 BEATS PER MINUTE.
MG --WHAT?????
R--YES.
MG--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NOW GO TO HELL.
MG--PLEASE,PLEASE SAVE ME.
R--GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST.
MG--I AM GOING,LOOSING MY LIFE..........PLEASE .....PROVIDE.......AN ARTIFICIAL .......RESUSCITATIO........N.FINISH.
R--REALLY MUSIC IS WORTH FUCKING MR. MANAGEMENT GURU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.