'A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV---'ARENA CLUB'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV--'ARENA CLUB'.THE PARTICIPANTS ARE 'QD'--QUEEN DIANA,'PL'--PRINCESS LENAA,'RK'--RAM KHELAAWAN SINGH,'T'--TABLA PLAYER,'S'--SYNTHESIZER PLAYER.THE COMPETITION BEGINS.
QD--RINKU,THIS IS A WONDERFUL DISCOTHEQUE,ISN'T IT?
R--YES DARLING.
PL--HI RINKU,YOU ARE AGAIN HERE?
R--FOR A DANCE COMPETITION.
RK--EMPEROR,I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
R--OK,NO PROBLEM.
T--'TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN.
R--STOP IT.WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?
T--SIR,8 BEATS.
R--HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN HERE AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
T--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM THE DISCIPLE OF MR. VOGENDRA SINGH OF CHAPRA ,BIHAR.
R--OK.PLAY THIS ONE.DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK,DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK.
T--OK,SIR.
S--WHAT SHOULD I PLAY?YOU PLAY WHAT YOU KNOW.
S--'SA-RE-GA-MA-PA-DHA-NISA,SA-NI-DHA-PA-MA GA RE SA.
R--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
S--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM MS FROM UCLA,USA.
R--PLEASE PLAY 'RAAG BHAIRAAVI'.
S-SIR,I DON'T KNOW.
R--SOFT 'RE','GA','DHA','NI'AND THE REST OF THE NOTES SHOULD BE NATURAL.
S--OK,SIR.
THE DANCE COMPETION BEGINS.'QD' ON THE RIGHT ARM AND 'LD' ON THE LEFT ARM.
R--LET'S SEE WHO WINS.
RK--AND ME SIR.
R--YOU DANCE WITH TAANYAA.
QD+PL+R--LET'S HOLD EACH OTHERS WAIST STRONGLY.1,2,3,4 FRONT AND 4,3,2,1 BACK AND THEN 1,3,5,7 FRONT AND 7,5,3,1 BACK.THIS COMBINATION.THE LEGS MUST SYNCHRONISE.
QD+PL--OK.FINE.
QD+PL+R---'DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.
LASER LIGHTS,FRENCH PERFUME GUNS BEING FIRED AFTER EVERY 30 MINUTES,QD WITH FRENCH PERFUME,PL WITH AN AMERICAN PERFUME AND R WITH INDIAN 'EETRAA'.FOG MACHINE SPRAYING FOGS AFTER EVERY 15 MINUTES,THE CLUB IS COMPLETELY HOUSEFULL AND THE ENTRY TICKET TODAY IS $1,000 PER PERSON.SEATING CAPACITY--500.5,000 OTHERS IN QUE OUTSIDE THE CLUB,FIGHTING FOR THE TICKETS.NOW,THE DANCE FLOOR AREA HAS BEEN INCREASED TO 50,000SQ.FT.THE BAR GIRL TENDERS ARE SELLING A SINGLE LARGE PEG IN 100 US DOLLARS.THE SOUND SYSTEM IS OF 5 LAKHS WATT.THE FDLOOR IS MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES,GLITTERING LIKE PRECIOUS GEMS.
QD+PL+R--KISSING EACH OTHER.LOST IN LOVE IN THE HEAVEN.
R--QD,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY,IT'S GOING DIAGONAL.
QD--FINE RINKU.
R--PL,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY IT'S GOING LATERALY.
PL--OK.FINE DARLING.
QD+PL+R--DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.................
QD--I AM FEELING TIRED,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE).
R--OK,PLEASE DRINK IT.
PL--I AM NOT TIRED.I WANT TO CONTINUE.
R--FINE.
T+S---IN FULL MOOD PLAYING 'RAAG BHAIRAVI' AND 8 BEATS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
R--PL,YOU ARE AGAIN GOING LATERAL,PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR LIP ,I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK THE JUICE.THEN ONLY YOU WOULD COME IN YOUR FULL MOOD.
R+PL--SUCKING EACH OTHERS LIPS AND MOUTH,PUMPING HER POINTED BREASTS AND RUBBING HER PUSSY WITH A STRONG INSTRUMENT.
PL--IT'S HEAVEN DARLING.NOW,MY LEGS WOULD PERFECTLY SYNCHRONISE.
PL+R--WHY YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE?
R--BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME THE WORLD'S BEST EMPEROR OF AN ENTERTAINMENT AND MUSIC.I BECAME AND CAME BACK.LOOK THE SAME DICOTHEQUE IS TODAY HOUSEFULL AND PEOPLE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR MY AUTOGRAPH.
PL--YES,RINKU YOU FULFILLED MY DREAM.NOW,I AM TIRED AND WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE),WORD'S NO.1 WINE.
R--FINE,PLEASE TAKE THIS BOTTLE,BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET THERE ON THE BAR SPOT.
PL--OK,RINKU,PLEASE GIVE ME.
RK--SIR,HOW AM I DANCING WITH MY DHOTI AND KURTAA?
R--BETTER THAN OTHERS.
RK--SIR,YOU WON THIS DANCE COMPETITION.
R--AFTER ALL I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--LET'S SLEEP,I AM SEDUCED.
PL--LET'S SLEEP I AM SEDUCED.
R--FINE.I WILL SATISFY BOTH OF YOU.
QD+PL+R--IT'S MORNING.LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE FOR A SLEEP.
R--FINE.DO YOU KNOW 'QD' WHAT HAS BEEN THE TOTAL SALES OF THIS DISCOTHEQUE TODAY?
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--A SINGLE COUPLE SPENT $20,000.SO,MULTIPLY THIS WITH 5,500 PEOPLE COMING AND GOING OUTSIDE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--APPROXIMATELY 10 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--AMAZING!RINKU YOU ARE BEYOND THE IMAGINATION.
R--THANKS QD.
AUDIENCES--AUTOGRAPH PLEASE.CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP......................................................CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP------------CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP............................CLAP-CLAP.............
R--I DON'T GIVE AUTOGRAPHS ,SORRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.