Monday 1 April 2013

THE POLITICS OF INTERNET AND COMPUTER.HOW THEY WORK.HOW THEY CHEAT THE CITIZENS.HOW?

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                                       HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.TODAY I WILL TELL YOU THAT HOW THE INTERNET AND COMPUTER CHEATS THE CITIZENS.
'R' FOR RINKU AND 'C' FOR THE COMPUTER ENGINEER.
R--SIR,I HAVE A PROBLEM IN MY COMPUTER,IT DOESN'T WORKS PROPERLY.
C--YOU MIGHT BE USING THE THE OLDER VERSION OF THE WINDOW.WHICH WINDOW DO YOU USE ?
R--SIR,WINDOW 7.
C--IT'S AN OUTDATED VERSION.PLEASE USE WINDOW 8 AND 9.
R--THANKS.I WILL USE THEM.
C--WHAT HAPPENED?
R--IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
C--PLEASE USE WINDOW 10.
R--IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
C--PLEASE USE WINDOW 11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18.......................
R--IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
C--PLEASE CHECK FOR THE HARDWARE PROBLEMS.
R--IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
C--THEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR ISP(INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER).
R--THEY SAY THAT EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
C--THEN PLEASE CONTACT THE 'MICROSOFT CORPORATION'.
R--THEY SAY THAT EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
C--THEN YOU MUST BE HAVING VIRUSES,SPYWARES,DOGWARES,CATWARES,TIGERWARES,HORSEWARES ETC. IN YOUR COMPUTER.
R--SIR,I HAVE CHECKED.EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
C--YOU MUST STUDY COMPUTER ENGINEERING.
R--I STUDIED.I STILL HAVE A PROBLEM.
C--THEN YOU MUST DO YOUR Phd IN COMPUTER SCIENCES.
R--SIR,I DID.I STILL HAVE A PROBLEM.
C--THEN YOU MUST LEAVE IT ON THE GOD.
DOES THIS NOT SOUNDS POLITICALLY MOTIVATED.I DO SO MUCH ON MY COMPUTER.BUT MY BLOG READERSHIP IS ONLY 4 PERDAY DESPITE IMMENSE PROMOTION OF MY WEBSITE GLOBALLY.I DON'T HAVE THE CHOICES. I AM BOUND TO USE IT AS IT GIVES ME A PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
FAITHFULLY,
                                                                             RINKU ADARSH