Saturday 1 May 2010

'PREPARATIONS FOR THE GRAND CONCERT AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW--BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THANKS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE.TODAY WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE BIGGEST CONCERT EVER HELD IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND AT RED SQUARE,KREMLIN,MOSCOW.THE MAIN ADMINISTRATORS ARE--'QD','R','A'--FOR ANAND,'V'FOR VINID,'N' FOR NATAASHAA,'O' FOR OKSANA,'V' FOR VIKTORIA,'G' FOR GAALIYAA,'W' FOR WAALIA,'T' FOR TAANYAA,'AL' FOR ALEXI,'AS, FOR ASHRAF PERVEZ ,AND 'L' FOR PRINCESS LENAA.'AL' IS THE SET DESIGNER.
QD--THIS IS A VERY ROMANTIC PLACE.EVERY BODY IS KISSING AND LOVING EACO OTHER AND THERE IS NO BODY TO INTERFERE.
R--YES DARLING.AFTER ALL THIS IS THE COUNTRY OF CZARS.I WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE COMMARADE 'KARL MARX'AND COMMARADE 'LENIN' FOR MAKING SUCH A NICE COUNTRY LIKE USSR.THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY OF THE WORLD.
AL--HOW IS THE SET SIR?
R--GOOD.BUT,THE SPACE NEEDS TO BE INCREASED.THE STAGE AREA SHOULD BE 50,000 SQ. FT.MAKE THIS 'TAJ MAHAL' FULLY WHITE ,MADE OF AN ORIGINAL MARBLES .PLEASE POLISH THE KREMLIN PROPERLY.ASRAF,WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUGGEST ANYTHING?
AS--THE SITTING SPACE SHOULD ACCOMODATE ATLEAST 2 LAKHS PEOPLE.
T--THE STAGE SHOULD BE MADE COMPLETELY WITH THE RED ROSES.
G--THE LIGHTS SHOULD FLASH ON THE ENTIRE MOSCOW.
W--THE SOUND SYSTEM SHOULD BE CAPABLE TO BE HEARD FROM MOSCOW TO KYIEV.
V--THE DANCE FLOOR SHOULD BE MADE OF DIAMONDS ,PASTED ON THE PRECIOUS COLOURED GLASSES.
A--THE DISCO LIGHT SHOULD BE POWERFUL,AS I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
PL--MAKE THIS PYRAMID OF EGYPT BIGGER.
AL--HOW ABOUT THE DRINKS AND FOOD ARRANGEMENTS?
R--MAKE 'ASTALICHNAYA VODKA','SMIRNOFF VODKA','FRENCH LIQUOR','CHAMPAGNES','VEENO','BEER BOTTLES OF NOBESKI','JOHNY WALKER BLUE LABEL WHISKY' FOR THE DRINKS AND 'CHICKEN FRY','RICE BIRYAANI','CHICKEN HAMBURGER','ROASTED MEAT','CHICKEN GARLIC','INDIAN TANDOORI ROTI','INDIAN CHICKEN ROAST','INDIAN TEA','MURGA MUSAALLAM' FROM INDIA,'ROOMAALI ROTI FROM INDIA','GERMAN ORANGE JUICES','FRENCH PERFUMES'ETC. FOR THE CHIEF GUESTS AVAILABLE.
QD--RINKU,THE MICRO PHONES SHOULD BE ATLEAST 700 PIECES.
R--OK DARLING.
PL--I WANT TO KISS YOU RINKU AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--OK DARLING,WE WILL DO IT.
QD--I AM ALSO TIRED TAKE ME BACK TO PATNA AND WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
R--LET'S THREE OF US TOGETHER SLEEP HERE IN MOSCOW.
AL--WHAT OTHER ARRANGEMENTS ARE REQUIRED?
R--I WILL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
QD+PL+R---INSIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OF THE LARGEST HOTEL OF THE WORLD 'HOTEL MASKAWA' WITH 1,000 ROOMS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.