'MY DEAREST DARLING PRINCESS DIANA'--I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.14TH,2010.'VALENTINE'S DAY.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'R' AND 'PD'.
R--DEAREST DARLING I HAVE COME TO MEET YOU IN THE WESTMINSTER ABBEY.
PD-PLEASE COME NEARER TO ME.
R--BUT,I DON'T KNOW TO DIVE BELOW THE LAKE OF AN ATHORP PARK.FOUR BLACK SWANS ARE GUARDING YOU.
PD--CAN'T YOU DIVE FOR ME ?
R--YES,BUT IT'S VERY COLD AND I MIGHT SUFFER FROM THE PNEUMONIA.
PD--THIS SHOWS THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
R--I AM DIVING FOR YOU ,LET MY GRAVE BE ALSO PLACED NEAR TO YOUR GRAVE.
PD--GOOD.
R--JHAPPPPPPP.IREACHED YOU.
PD--WELCOME AND A RECEIVE THE GREATEST AWARD FROM ME OF THIS WORLD.MY HOT KISSES FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU.
R--PLEASE KISS ME HARDER TODAY.
PD---MY CHUCHUCHUCHU,OOPH,PLENTY OF EXCHANGES OF MUTUAL SALIVAS,MOUTH TO MOUTH KISSES,LIP TO LIP KISSES.
R--YOU HAVE SEDUCED ME.
PD--LET'S HAVE A SEX TOGETHER.I AM VERY HUNGARY.
R--I AM ALSO VERY HUNGARY.
PD+R---PLAYING SEXES WITH EACH OTHER.
R--THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING THIS PORNOGRAPHIC LOVE SCENE.
PD--LET THEM WATCH AND LEARN 'KAAMSUTRAA' FROM US.
R-OK.PLEASE DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME.
PD--STARTS OPENING MY CLOTHES LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.YOU ARE NAKED.NOW,YOU GO DOWN AND I WOULD ON THE TOP.
R--OK.
PD--I WOULD BLAST YOU TODAY.YOU ARE VERY HOT.LET ME SUCK YOUR INSTRUMENT FIRST.CHAPCHAPCHAPCHAP,OH! YOU ARE VERY SEXY.LAPLAPLAPLAP,OH! AMAZING,PULLPULLPULLPULL,OH!,NOW I AM ENTERING YOUR INSTRUMENT INSIDE MY VAGINA.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPAAGHAPGHAPAAGHAP,FHACHAFACHFHACHAFHACH.OH! PLEASE DON'T DISTURB ME I AM VERY HUNGARY.FHACHFHACHFHCHFHACHAFHACH,DHEREDHEREKITTAK,DHEREDHEREKITTAK,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
RRRRRRRRRRR.NOW,I AM ABOUT TO EJACULATE,YOU COME UP.
R--OK.DHRAAMDHRAAMDHRAAMDHRAAM.
PD--YOU ARE VERY ROUGH AND TOUGH.DO IT SLOWLY,IT'S PAINFUL.
R--OK.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.OH! I GOT MY LOVE.I WOULD DESTROY YOU TODAY.DHATEREKITTAKDHEREDHERE KITATAK,DHATEREKITATAK TUNNA KITATAK.DHATEREKITTAKDHEREDHEREKITATAKDHATEREKITATAKTUNNAKITATAK,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR,TUNNATUNNATUNNATUNNA
DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
PD--STOP IT,OTHERWISE I WOULD DIE OUT OF PAIN.SEE MY VAGINA IS BLEEDING.
R---WHAT SHOULD I DO?
PD---DO IT SLOWLY MY DEAREST LION AND EJACULATE ,BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY EJACULATED.
R---NO,I WON'T EJACULATE,I WOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON TODAY.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.DHERRRRRRRRR.
PD---DO YOU WAN'T TO KILL ME?
R--NO.OK,LET ME EJACULATE MY DEAREST 'ENGLAND'S ROSE'.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.FINISH.
PD--YOU ARE VERY BRUTAL IN SEX.I LOST YOU WON.
R----NOW,LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES TOGETHER AND SOME SNACKS AS YOU SEEM TO BE PERFECTLY DEVASTATED.
PD---PLEASE SERVE ME.
R---LET'S CHEER TOGETHER.
PD----CHEERS.TODAY I GOT MY MOST AWAITED LOVE ,WHICH NO BODY IN THIS WORLD GAVE ME.I WAS LYING UNDER THIS LAKE SINCE APPROXIMATELY 13 YEARS ALONE.TODAY I AM VERY IMPRESSED.PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM THIS WORLD,AND FROM ME I WILL GIVE YOU.
R--THE FIRST THING I WOULD REQUEST YOU IS TO GIVE US THE CHANCE TO GROW,THE INDIAN CITIZENS.PLEASE LIBERATE THEM FROM THE NEO-COLONISM.THE SECOND THING IS THAT MAKE ME A PART OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER.
PD--OK.DONE.WHOM WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY?
R--THE BEST GIRL OF THE WORLD.
PD--WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE BEST GIRL FOR YOU?
R--1.THE GIRL SHOULD BE A WHITE PRETTIEST GIRL.
2.SHE SHOULD BE AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT GIRL,FAITHFUL,CARING,INNOCENT AND BETWEEN 18-25 YEARS OF AGE.
3.SHE SHOULD BE A BOLD,DASHING,AND A COURAGEOUS GIRL,WHO COULD FIGHT TOGETHER WITH ME EVEN IN THE MOST DANGEROUS SITUATIONS OF MY LIFE.
4.HE MUST HAVE A GOOD KNOWLEDGE OF FOOD AND DRINKS.
5.SHE MUST BELONG TO A ROYAL FAMILY.
PD--DONE.SHE WOULD SOONER MEET YOU.
R--BUT,BEFORE THE ACTUAL MARRIAGE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PASS MY NUMEROUS TESTS OF REAL LOVE.
PD--I HOPE THAT SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO FULFILL ALL YOUR REQUIREMENTS.
R---THEN SEND HER TO ME IN INDIA AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
PD--OK.I AM SENDING HER.WHAT ELSE.WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS DEPARTED PRINCESS FOR YOUR LOVE?
R--I LIKED YOUR COLOUR,SHARP FEATURES,YOUR'S ELEGANT WAY TO WALK,TALK,YOUR'S HEIGHT,YOUR 'S INNOCENT SOUL,INNOCENT HEART,ETC.,IMPRESSED ME VERY MUCH.YOU ARE ELDER THAN ME BY 10 YEARS.THAT'S WHY I MISSED YOUR TRAIN.
PD--OK.GIVE ME SOME MORE CHAMPAGNES.
R--PLEASE.CHARRRRRRRRR.
PD--THIS IS THE BEST CHAMPAGNE,BUT NOT WORKING.DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER 'WINE' TO DRINK.
R--YES,I HAVE BROUGHT THE BEST 'WINE' OF THE WORLD FROM INDIA,MANUFACTURED BY ME.IT'S HINDI VERSION IS KNOWN AS 'NASHAA'.A TABLA SOLO ALBUM BY ME.PLEASE DRINK THIS.
PD--OK.PLAY IT.
R---VARIOUS TECHNIQUES,AND SOPHISTICATED METHODS HAVE BEEN USED TO MANUFACTURE IT. IT'S 10,000 YEARS OLD 'WINE'.
PD--AMAZING.I AM FLYING OUT OF THIS LAKE.IT'S GIVING ME A MIRACULOUS FEELING AND HEALING ALL MY WOUNDS OF THE CAR'S CRASH.ALL THE WOUNDS HAVE DISAPPEARED.I NEVER TASTED SUCH A FANTASTIC 'WINE' IN MY LIFE.LET'S FLY TOGETHER TO INDIA.
R--THIS IS THE KOREGAON PARK IN PUNE,WHERE A BOMB BLAST YESTERDAY KILLED MANY PEOPLE.THIS IS THE GERMAN BAKERY.COMPLETELY DEVASTATED.
PD--WHO DID THIS?
R--'THE NEO-COLONIZATION' OF INDIA DID IT.
PD--OK.UNDERSTOOD.LET'S FLY TO PATNA AND SEE THE MOVIE 'MY NAME IS KHAN'.
R--PLEASE.
PD--THIS WAS A VERY SUB- STANDARD MOVIE AND THERE WAS SO MANY HYPES REGARDING IT'S RELEASE.
R--AGAIN,THIS A PART OF 'THE NEO-COLONIZATION OF INDIA'.
PD--MY GOD,HOW DO YOU LEAVE IN THIS DIRTY PLACE.
R--BECAUSE ,THOUGH IT APPEARS TO BE A DIRTY PLACE BUT FULL OF 'SUPER NATURAL POWERS'.THAT'S WHY AFTER SO MANY ATTEMPTS TO COLONIZE THIS COUNTRY,INDIA IS STILL GROWING,AND IT WOULD BOOM AFTER YOUR BLESSING.BUT,I WANT TO LIVE IN LONDON.
PD--NO PROBLEM,WE WOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE ONE IN A 6 BILLIONS PEOPLE TO KEEP WITH US.
R--NOW,LET'S FLY BACK TO LONDON FOR THE LOVE.
PD--OK.
R--SHOULD WE HAVE OUR SECOND CYCLE OF SEX?
PD--NO.I AM COMPLETELY TORNED.LET'S DANCE TOGETHER.
R--PLEASE.BUT,WHICH MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
PD--PLEASE PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER' MUSIC ALBUM.
R--OK.DHIN DHIN TAK,TETEKIT DHIN DHIN TAK,TETE KIT DHIN-DHIN TAK.........
PD--STOP IT.DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER MUSIC ALBUM THAN THIS?
R--YES MY OWN MUSIC ALBUM'EMOTIONS'.PLEASE HEAR IT.THE HINDI VERSION IS 'EHSAAS'.
PD--FANTASTIC.'KYAA HOOA THA GORI JAB MAIN SHAHAR GAYA THAA','IZZAT DAO PE LAGI THI SAAJAN JAB TUM DOOR GAYE THEY'.MY GOD ,WHO WROTE THE LYRICS AND WHO WAS THE COMPOSER AND MUSIC DIRECTOR,WHO SANGED THIS?
R-I DID IT ALL.LYRICS,COMPOSITION,MUSIC DIRECTION,PLAYBACK SINGING AND EVEN THE MUSIC COMPANY THAT RELEASED IT IS MINE.
PD--ARE YOU A MAN OR A GOD?
R--I AM AN ORDINARY PERSON.
PD--I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FULFILL ALL YOUR 2 REQUIREMENTS.
R--LETS DANCE TOGETHER.4 STEPS TOGETHER WITH ME TOWARDS FRONT AND 4 STEPS BACK AND THEN 4 STEPS FRONT.REMEMBER OUR LEGS SHOULD SYNCHRONISE TOGETHER.
PD--OK.
PD+R--1,2,3,4 AND 4,3,2,1,AGAIN 1,2,3,4 AND 4,3,2,1,........
R---HEAR,THE ENTIRE WORLD IS CLAPPING.
PD--YES,INTERESTING.ARE YOU A CHOREOGRAPHER ALSO?
R--YES.
PD--MY GOODNESS.
R---NOW,1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.AND 1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS TOGETHER WITH MY LEGS AND HOLD EACH OTHERS WAIST HARDER.
PD--OK.1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1,AND AGAIN 1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY. I GOT THE REAL PERSON WHOM I WAS SEARCHING SINCE MY CHILDHOOD.
R---I ALSO GOT THE REAL GIRL I WAS SEARCHING SINCE MY CHILDHOOD.
PD--BUT,WE LEAVE INA 2 DIFFERENT WORLD,I WANT TO RETURN BACK TO YOUR WORLD.COULD YOU HELP ME?
R--I WILL TRY TO PULL YOU BACK BY MY 'SUPERNATURAL POWER'.BUT,I AM NOT SURE THAT WHETHER I WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL IN THIS,BUT I WOULD TRY MY BEST.
PD--TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS.
R--STOP CRYING.I AM THERE .TILL I AM ALIVE I WON'T LET YOU CRY.I WOULD BE ALWAYS WITH YOU.NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DEPART.
PD--PLEASE COME IN THE EVENING.
R--I WILL COME.'GOOD BYE ENGLAND'S ROSE'.
R--'GOOD BYE WORLD'S RED ROSE'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH