'QUEEN DIANA IN CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE--NEW YORK BY EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS MY CONCERT AT TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK.THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA.THE COST OF THIS CONCERT IS $100 MILLIONS.THE MAIN PARTICIPANTS ARE--'EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ON TABLA,MRIDANG,PAKHAWAJ,SYNTHESIZER,POP SINGER,CLASSICAL SINGER ,COMPOSER AND SPONSORER.'USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN ON TABLA',BHARAT RATNA,PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI ON SITAAR','MISS NORAH JONES ON VOCAL',PADVIBHUSHAN PT. JASRAJ GURU JI ON VOCAL,KENNY G ON SAXOPHONE,MADONNA ON VOCAL,BRITNY SPEARS ON VOCAL,SUPER STAR OF THE MILLENNIUM MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON DANCE,LENAA JI ON ADMINISTRATION,ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ON DANCE,25 TABLA PLAYERS,25 DRUM PLAYERS,25 BASS GUITARISTS,25 LEAD GUITARISTS,25 SYNTHESIZER PLAYERS,100 VIOLIN PLAYERS,25 SAXOPHONE PLAYERS,25 CONGO PLAYERS,25 HARP PLAYERS,25 ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYERS,500 SETS OF MICROPHONES,100 BELLY DANCERS,FULLY COMPUTERISED DISCO LIGHT SYSTEMS INCLUDING LASER LIGHTS,FOGGER LIGHTS,PERFUME GUNS,MASER LIGHTS,QUASAR LIGHTS,PULSAR LIGHTS,HIDING LIGHTS,SWEEPING LIGHTS,FLOATING LIGHTS,MAGIC LIGHTS,GIMMICKS LIGHTS,SOUND SYSTEM 50 LAKHS WATTAGE.
THE ENTIRE NEW YORK IS SHAKING WITH THE THRILL.THE TIMES SQUARE HAS NO SPACE TO PUT THE LEGS.THE MULTINATIONAL GIANTS ARE BEGGING TO SPONSOR,BUT THEY ARE DENIED BY THE EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH.
THE CHIEF GUESTS ARE ALL THE PRESIDENTS,PRIME MINISTERS,PRINCESSES,PRINCES OF THE WORLD.THE SECURITY IS UNDER CONTROL FROM THE HEAVEN.THERE ARE 1 LAKHS SEATS.THE REMAINING 70 LAKHS PEOPLE QUARRELING FOR THE TICKETS.A SINGLE TICKET COST IS US $2,000 ONLY.THE VIP SEATS CHARGE ARE 10,000 US DOLLARS AND THE VVIP SEATS CHARGE ARE US DOLLARS 50,000 ONLY.
THE SHOW BEGINS.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--DEAR LADIES AND GENTLE MAN ,NOW I AM GLAD TO PRODUCE THE 'EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS'--MR.RINKU ADARSH.
AUDIENCES---CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP......................................CLAP,............................CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP..............................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS....................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS................CLAPS,CLAPS......................CLAPS,CLAPS..................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS...................................................CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS,CLAPS.........
AMITABH BACHCHAN--OK,OK.THANKYOU.RINKU ADARSH DOESN'T NEEDS ANY INTRODUCTION.
AUDIENCES---HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.
AMITABH BACHCHAN--THE CHIEF GUEST IS QUEEN DIANA OF 4 WORLDS.
AUDIENCES--CLAPPING FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE SHOW BEGINS.THE ENTIRE AUDIENCES ARE THRILLED,HYPNOTISED,MESMERISED,ALL JUMPING ON THEIR OWN SEATS.THE GIRLS CRYING WITH THE HAPPINESS.SHOUTING TO KISS RINKU ADARSH.HOW WAS THE SHOW?IT'S A SECRET.ONLY THE TIME WILL TELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS
R--HOW WAS THE SHOW?
QD--BRILLIANT MY DEAREST HUSBAND.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH ARE ENJOYING THEIR LIVES AT JUHU BEACH,MUMBAI,INDIA.
QD--RINKU,THE FANTASTIC SEA BREEZE IS BLOWING MY SKIRT.
R--IT IS ALSO BLOWING MY BERMUDA.
QD--LET'S TRAVEL INSIDE THE WATER BECAUSE MY LEGS HAVE BECOME HOT.
R--FINE DARLING.
QD--LET'S CATCH EACH OTHER'S WAIST AND WALK THROUGH THE SAND SHORES.
R--YES DARLING.
QD--DO YOU KNOW RINKU,I AM VERY-VERY HAPPY WITH YOU.
R--I AM MORE HAPPIER THAN YOU.I AM VERY LUCKY THAT I GOT YOU.
QD--RINKU,WHAT ARE THESE COUPLES DOING HIDINGLY?
R--THEY ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
QD--THEN ,WHY ARE THEY HIDING THEMSELVES,IS KISSING AND LOVING A CRIME?
R--THEY FEAR TO BE CAUGHT BY THEIR PARENTS AND THEY FEAR OF DEFAMATION IN THE SOCIETY.
QD--HOW?
R--THEY ARE NARROW MINDED PEOPLE.MOST OF THE GIRLS ARE CALL GIRLS,NOT A TRUE LOVER.
QD--BUT MOST OF THEM ARE KISSING OPENLY?
R--BECAUSE THEY ARE EDUCATED AND DON'T FEAR FROM ANYBODY.
QD--WHAT THAT POLICEMAN IS DOING?
R--HE IS TAKING THE BRIBE FROM THE LOVERS.
QD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE HE IS A CORRUPT PERSON.HE IS MISUSING HIS POWER.
QD--WHY ARE THEY CORRUPT?
R--BECAUSE THEY GET LESS SALARIES.
QD--WHY THEY GET LESS SALARIES?
R--BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT ENCOURAGES CORRUPTION AND DISCOURAGES HONESTY.
QD--THERE ARE SO MANY HOTELS ON THIS BEACH.LOOK! A GIRL IS DANCING IN THAT HOTEL.
R--YES,THIS IS 'SAND AND SHINE' HOTEL.
QD--THERE ARE MANY DISHES BEING SOLD HERE,I WOULD LIKE TO TASTE SOMETHING.
R--WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE?
QD--THE BEST ONE YOU THINK.
R---'AALOO CHAAT'.THIS IS VERY TASTY AND SPICY.
QD--THERE ARE MANY SPICES IN THIS.OH MY GOD.I AM JUMPING.IT'S BURNING MY TONGUE.SO MUCH OF CHILLY POWDER.
R--PLEASE DRINK A GLASS OF WATER.
QD--LET'S CATCH THE TAXI AND GO TO SOME BEAUTIFUL MARKET.
R--LET'S GO TO LOKHANDWALA .
'TD' FOR TAXI DRIVER.
TD--WHERE DO YOU WAN'T TO GO?
R--LOKHANDWALA.
TD--PLEASE SEAT DOWN.
QD--THIS CITY IS VERY MODERN.
R--YES DARLING.
TD--I WILL CHARGE RS.500 TO TAKE YOU TO LOKHANDWALA(SEEING A WHITE GIRL WITH ME).
TD--ARE YOU A NEW COMER ?
R--YES,A NEW COMER.
TD--THEN IT'S FINE.
R--'ABE AAPOON KO PAHCHAANTA NAHIN HAYE KYAA?'SHAALE ANGAREZI MADAM DEKHKE BAHAN KE LAODE 500 RUPAIYA MAANGATA HAYE AAPOON SE.''AAJ AAPOON KA MAOT SE 9 BAZE APPINTMENT HAYE'.'AAPOON ENGLISH BOLTA HAYE,KYAA SAMJHAA'.
F--FOR FRIENDS.
F--HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU,HI RINKU ON THE WAY TO LOKHANDWAALA.
TD--YES,THIS IS LOKHANDWALA.PLEASE GIVE ME RS.50 ONLY.
QD--WHY HE DECREASED FROM 500 BUCKS TO 50 BUCKS?
R--BECAUSE HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--PLEASE CLARIFY IT.
R--HE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM VERY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH THIS CITY.
QD--THANKS RINKU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN A RESTAURANT.
'QD','R' AND 'W' FOR A WAITER.
W--WELCOME SIR,IN THE OBEROI TOWERS MUMBAI.
R--THANKS.
W--SIR,THIS GIRL WITH YOU IS PRINCESS DIANA.
R--NO,QUEEN DIANA.
W--SIR ,ARE YOU MARRIED WITH HER?
R--WHY?DO YOU WANT TO MARRY HER.
W--I CAN'T EVEN DREAM.
R--THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
QD--THE AMBIENCE IS VERY GOOD AND PLEASANT AND THEY ARE PLAYING YOUR'S MUSIC ALBUM (NASHA,WINES).
R--YES,DARLING.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?
QD--I WAN'T ALL THE BEST DISHES OF THIS RESTAURANT.
W--SIR,PLEASE GIVE YOUR ORDER.
R--BRING ALL THE BEST DISHES AND THE BEST WINES OF YOUR RESTAURANT.
W--OK SIR.
QD--HOW AM I LOOKING TODAY?
R--EXTREMELY PRETTY LIKE A DOLL.I WANT TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR BIG AND ROMANTIC EYES.
QD--PLEASE LOOK AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY EYES.
R--YOUR EYES ARE INNOCENT,ROMANTIC,DESCENT,FULL OF LOVE FOR ME.YOUR EYES ARE SHINING LIKE A PRECIOUS DIAMOND.YOUR EYES ARE TELLING THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOST IN MY LOVE.
QD--AND WHAT ELSE?
R--PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR HAND,I WANT TO SMELL IT.
QD--PLEASE.
R--IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH RED ROSE,VERY DELICATE,SHINING LIKE THE MARBLES OF 'TAJ MAHAL'.PLEASE INSERT YOUR HANDS IN THE GLASS OF WATER AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THAT GLASS OF WATER.
QD--PLEASE.
R--NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK THIS WATER.SARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.IT IS THE BEST WATER I EVER DRANKED MY SWEET HEART.WHY ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR TALL LEGS ON MY LEGS?
QD--BECAUSE I WANT TO KISS YOU.
R--PLEASE.
QD--KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES-KISSES.NOW I AM SATISFIED.
R--THANKS DARLING.
W--SIR,THE DISHES AND WINES HAVE COME.LET ME CATER YOU.
QD--PLEASE.
R--I WANT TO EAT LESS AND DRINK YOUR WHOLE BODY MORE AND MORE.
QD--PLEASE DRINK IT.IN WAN'T TO DRINK WINES AND EAT DISHES.
R--LET'S EAT AND DRINK TOGETHER.
QD--THE DISHES ARE WORTH EATING AND THE IMPORTED WINES ARE ALSO VERY GOOD.
R--YES DARLING.ALL FOR YOU ONLY.
QD--RINKU,I NEVER IMAGINED THAT I WOULD GET SUCH A NICE HUSBAND LIKE YOU,VERY SMART,VERY DESCENT,VERY HANDSOME,VERY SOFT-HEARTED,VERY INTELLIGENT,VERY ROMANTIC,VERY LOVING,VERY CARING,WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU.
R--IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I GOT YOUR LOVE,OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT YOU.I LOVED YOU SINCE MY CHILD HOOD.
QD--NOW,I AM DRUNK RINKU,I WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP.
W--YES SIR DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?
R--YES.PLEASE BOOK THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT FOR US.
R--DARLING,LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL SUIT.
W--SIR ,PLEASE PAY THE BILL.
R--HOW MUCH?
W--$20,000 ONLY.
R--OK.TAKE THIS.
W--THANKS SIR.
R--QD ,INSIDE THE SUIT,STARTS DANCING WITH ME,LOVING ME AND ENJOYING SEX WITH ME FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

'QUEEN DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH IN LOVE.'

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY MY WIFE QUEEN DIANA AND ME ARE IN LOVE.'QD' FOR QUEEN DIANA AND 'R'.
QD--RINKU,THIS GANGES IS A BEAUTIFUL RIVER,ISN'T IT?
R--YES DARLING,VERY-VERY BEAUTIFUL.
QD--DARLING,LET'S MOVE TO THE COAST FULL OF SANDS.
R--LET'S MOVE.
QD--THE SAND IS HOT ,I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU?
R--PLEASE KISS ME AS MUCH AS YOU WISH.
QD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.YOU ARE MY VERY HANDSOME HUSBAND.
R--YOU ARE MY PRETTIEST WIFE.GIVE ME A KISS.CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MY DOLL.
QD--NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINES)AND EAT YOUR CHICKEN SROGNOFF AND THEN HAVE A SEX WITH YOU.
R--PLEASE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

RESURRECTION OF A DEAD PERSON POSSIBLE.--BIBLE--RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA--ALEX CHUI.

'MRS.JOANNA ESTEFFAN OF NEWYORK IS MY GLOBAL MANAGER FOR ALL CONTRACTS.100 MILLIONS US DOLLARS PER CONCERT.

'THE BOYS HAVE MANY PROBLEMS'.

DEAREST GLOBAL BOY FRIENDS,
HELLO.YOU HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.'B'FOR BOYS AND 'R'.
B--I WANT TO BECOME DOCTOR/ENGINEER/MBA/MCA BY DONATION,BECAUSE THIS WILL INCREASE THE PRESTIGE OF MY PARENTS.I WAN'T TO BECOME A FILM STAR.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--NEVER ENTER ANY OF THESE COLLEGES BY DONATION,BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL TO SUCCEED IN YOUR LIFE.EVEN IF YOU BECOME A CLERK BY YOUR OWN MERIT ,YOU WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL.DON'T WASTE YOUR PARENTS HARD EARNED MONEY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.12TH.I LOVE A GIRL,SHE DOESN'T LOVES ME.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T RUN AFTER HER.DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND CONCEATION.THERE ARE PLENTY OF PRETTY GIRLS WORLD-WIDE.TRY ANOTHER ONE.
B--I CONSTANTLY DO MASTURBATION.IS IT HARMFUL?
R--YES IT'S HARMFUL.TRY NOT TO DO IT,BECAUSE THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR HEALTH.TRY TO DO IT WHEN YOU THINK IT'S UNTOLERABLE.THE GIRLS SHOULD ALSO NOT MASTURBATE.
B--HOW TO BECOME WORLD'S NO.1 MEGA STAR LIKE YOU?
R--IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE WHEN GOD 'SHIVA'WANTS.
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLD'S,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

GIRLS PROBLEMS---THEY HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.

MY DEAREST GLOBAL GIRL FRIENDS,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN MULTIPLE PROBLEMS.'G' FOR GIRLS AND 'R'.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 4 AND A BOY OF MY CLASS LOVES ME,I ALSO LOVE HIM.BUT,I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DON'T FEAR FROM YOUR PARENTS JUST TELL HIM YES AND CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER,BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
G--I STUDY IN STANDARD 9 AND I LOVE A BOY,HE ALSO LOVES ME ,BUT I FEAR FROM MY PARENTS AND ALSO FEAR TO BE PREGNANT.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--JUST LOVE HIM,GET PREGNANT AND THEN CONTINUE FOLLOWING HIM FOREVER BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER AND GET ABORTED FROM PREGNANCY.
G--BUT WHAT WOULD THE SOCIETY THINK OF ME,I WILL BE DEFAMED.
R--DON'T CARE FOR THE SOCIETY.NO BODY WILL HELP YOU.
G--I SUFFER FROM THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND IT LASTS FOR 7 DAYS,I USE TORN CLOTHES TO STOP BLEEDING.WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--YOU DON'T USE THE TORN CLOTHES,IT'S UNHYGIENIC,USE TEMPEX AND INSERT IT INSIDE YOUR VAGINA.THIS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM THE 7 DAYS LONG MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND MAKE IT SHORTER BY 3 DAYS AND IT'S ALSO HYGIENIC.
NOW,'B' FOR BOY.
B--I STUDY IN STD.3 AND LOVE A GIRL ,SHE ALSO LOVES ME,WHAT TO DO?
R--HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOVES YOU?
B--I AM A NAUGHTY BOY,WHEN MY MISS BEATS ME WITH THE PLASTIC SCALE,THEN I FEEL THAT SHE FEELS HURT.1 SCALE BEAT=1 HEART BEAT INCREASED,2 SCAE BEATS=4 HEART BEATS INCREASED,5 SCALE BEATS=CARDIAC ATTACK OF HER.SO,I KNOW THAT SHE LOVES ME.
R--CATCH HER,LOVE HER AND NEVER LEAVE HER,BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO BE YOUR PERFECT LIFE PARTNER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE GIRLS ARE THE BEST THING,GOD HAS MADE ON THIS EARTH.

MY DEAREST BILLIONS OF GIRL FRIENDS WORLD WIDE,
HELLO.I LOVE ALL OF YOU VERY-VERY MUCH.WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T LIVE.WITHOUT YOU IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO 'LOVES'(MOHABBATEN).YOU GIRLS ARE VERY KIND HEARTED,VERY SOFT,VERY LOVING,VERY CARING.YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS WORTH KISSING.I FEEL BAD WHEN I SEE A SAD GIRL.THE FOLLOWING ATTRACTS ME VERY MUCH OF THE PRETTY RUSSIAN GIRLS--
1.PERSONALITY--TALL GIRLS ,WHITE GIRLS,TALL LEGS,BIG AND POINTED SHARP BREASTS,TALL NECK,MUSCULAR WITHOUT HAIRS THIGHS,DESCENT LIPS WITH NON--STICKABLE LIPS STICKS.THIS LIPS-STICKS HAVE A AN AROMA OF A FRESH RED ROSE.BLACK,BROWN,GREY,WHITE,BLONDE HAIRS,VERY JOLLY,VERY INNOCENT,VERY SENSITIVE,VERY KIND HEARTED,CHEEKS ARE SILKY.THEIR STOMACHS ARE BIG,PUSSY BIG,PUSSY GIVES AN AROMA OF A FRESH ORANGE.THEIR SALIVAAS ARE WORTH DRINKING,THEY ARE LIKE THE FRESH GRAPE'S JUICES(CHAMPAGNE).THEIR VAGINAL JUICE IS WORTH SUCKING AND DRINKING.THE VAGINAL JUICE IS LIKE AN ORANGE JUICE.THEIR TOES,WORTH KISSING.THEIR THIGHS WORTH CUTTING WITH THE TEETH.THEIR BREAST WORTH LOVING,SMOOCHING,SUCKING THE NIPPLES AND CUTTING THE NIPPLES WITH THE TEETH.THEY ARE WORTH CARRYING THEM ON MY SHOULDERS AND RUNNING IN THE FOREST FULL OF PINE TREES AND SNOWS.THEY ARE WORTH BATHING TOGETHER UNDER THE HOT SHOWER AT MIDNIGHT.THEY ARE WORTH SLEEPING TOGETHER AT MIDNIGHT UNDER THE HOT BATHING TUB,WHEN THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE IS -30 DEGREE CELSIUS.THEY ARE WORTH DRINKING VODKA,CHAMPAGNES,WHISKIES,VIDONA,TEKILA ,FRENCH LIQUOR TOGETHER.THEY KNOW HOW TO SERVE THE DRINKS.THEY KNOW HOW TO SERVE THE FOOD.THEY KNOW HOW TO LOVE A LOVES.
THEY ARE WORTH DANCING TOGETHER IN THE DISCOTHEQUE WHOLE NIGHT LOVING EACH OTHER.THEY ARE WORTH AUDIENCES,FIT FOR AN ARTIST LIKE ME TO SING FOR THEM,PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC FOR THEM,DANCE FOR THEM.THEY ARE WORTH CRYING FOR,WHEN MISSED.
MY LIFE IS A TANGENT,WHICH KISSES THE CIRCLE AND MISSES FOR EVER.
LENAA SLAPPED THE RUSSIAN UNDERWORLD DONS,THE CASINO HEAD,LOADED WITH 2 KLASSNOKOVS 200,AND 7 FEET TALL AND CHEST 60 CMS.JUST TO PROTECT ME.LENAA SLAPPED THEM 5 TIMES AND TOLD THEM THAT 'HOW THEY DARED TO ABUSE HER LOVE INFRONT OF HER?'THE DONS WENT.THEN LENAA SCOLDED ME THAT I WAS A COWARD AND LEFT HER ALONE IN TROUBLE.AFTER THAT DAY I NEVER LEFT LENAA ALONE IN TROUBLE.WE BOTH FOUGHT TOGETHER AND STILL FIGHTING TOGETHER.LENAA YOU ARE REALLY GREATEST.
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SAY FEW WORDS FOR MY INDIAN GIRL FRIENDS FROM THE MOVIE 'SILSILA-
'MOHABBAT KI EK AAG IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'
'CHAHAT KI EK AAG IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'
'KEHNE KO TO BAHAOT KOOCH HAYE,MAGAR KISSE KAHEN HUM'
'KAB TAK YOON HI KHAAMOSH RAHE AUR SAHE HUM'
'JI KARTA HAYE KI DUNIYAA KI HAR EK RASMA-RIWAAJ MEETA DEN'
'DEEWAAR JO AAJ HUM DONO MEIN HAYE ,AAJ GEERA DEN'
'KYOON KI DIL KE SOOLAGTE HOOE LOGON KO BATAA DEN KI'
'HAN HUMKO MOHABBAT HAYE,MOHABBAT HAYE,MOHAABAT'
'AB DIL MEIN YAHI BAAT IDHAR BHI HAYE AUR OODHAR BHI'.
MAJNU,
RINKU
LOVES(MOHABBATEN).

'THE LANGUAGES OF AN ANIMALS.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE LANGUAGES OF ANIMALS.
1.DOG--WHEN HAPPY--KIAOON-KIAOON,OONHA-OONHA-OONHA-OONHA,BAU-BAU-BAU-BAU.
WHEN HUNGARY--HAARP--HAARP-HAARP--HAARP,BHANR-BHAND-BHANR-BHAND.
WHEN ANGRY--HO-HO-HO-HO,BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON-BHAAOON,GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT-GARJAT.
DOG IN RUSSIAN IS CALLED SABAAKA.OKSAANA TOLD ME THAT THE SABAAKA BARKS LIKE GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV-GAAAV IN RUSSIA.SOMETIMES HAAV-HAAV-HAAV-HAAV.
2.KOYAL(BIRD)--KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO,KUKU-KUKU,KOO-KOO,KOO-KOO.THAT'S LENAA CALLED ME KU-KU,KOO-KOO BECAUSE MY NAME IS RINKU ,WHICH BECOMES RINKA IN RUSSIA.SO,SHE IN LOVE CALLED ME KU-KU-KU-KU,KOO-KOO-KOO-KOO.LENAA IS ALSO A KOYAL,A BIRD WITH VERY SWEET VOICE AND FILLED WITH EMOTIONS.
3.GOAT--'MAEN-MAEN-MAEN-MAEN',MENHAA-MENHAA,MAA-MAA.
4.COW--'MAA-MAA',HO-HO,MAENR-MAENR,HOOA-HOOA-HOOA-HOOA.
5.CAT--'MIAOON-MIAAOON',MYAAOON-MYAAOON,KAHAAN HAYE RE-KAHAAN HAYE RE TO HER CHILDRENS.
6.LION--'HOARRRRRR-HOARRRRRR',HINKAAAAA-HINKAAAAA,HOOOOOOON---HOOOOOON,HAOHAOHAOHAO-HAOHAOHAOHAO.
7.BABY--'KEHAAN-KEHAAN' TO HER MOTHER MEANS KAHAAN-KAHAAN(WHERE ARE YOU?WHERE ARE YOU?).HERE I SUPPORT THE 'FREUDIAN THEORY'OF LOVE AND SEX.
WHAT HAPPENS THAT WHEN A CHILD IS BORN HE WANTS SEX AND LOVE.HE SUCKS HIS MOTHER'S BREAST AND KISSES HIS MOTHER AND ENJOYS LOVE AND SEX.
WHEN THE MOTHER STOPS GIVING HIM HER BREAST MILK AND SENDS HIM TO THE SCHOOL,HE LOOSES HIS LOVE AND SEX AT THAT POINT OF TIME AND STARTS SEARCHING FOR A GIRL FRIEND IN THE SCHOOL ,RIGHT FROM THE NURSERY CLASS.
THEN HE STARTS STRUGGLING FOR LOVE,WHICH HE NEVER GETS IN INDIA DUE TO SEXUAL RESTRICTIONS(POLITICS TO MAKE INDIANS A SLAVE),HE HAS ULTIMATELY TO MARRY A GIRL,SEEING HER PHOTOGRAPH ONLY.THIS SPOILS HIM FURTHER,SINCE SHE AND HE BOTH KNOWS EACH OTHER AND STARTS FIGHTING OR DIVORCES.
ANCIENT INDIA WAS A SEX FREE COUNTRY,THAT'S WHY IT HAD PLENTY OF WEALTH.MY FRIEND'S SON WHO IS ONLY 4 YEARS OLD SENDS LOVE LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE WOULD REACH THE STANDARD 2,THEN HE WILL MARRY HIS GIRL FRIEND.HE DOESN'T KNOWS THAT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT IN INDIA TO GET A TRUE LOVE AND SEX.SO,MOST OF THE PEOPLE IMMIGRATE TO THE WESTERN COUNTRY BEING CALLED THERE A SLAVE,A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN,BUT STILL RESIDES THERE ONLY FOR LOVE AND SEX.
RUSSIAN GIRLS,THEMSELVES OFFER THE SEX AND LOVE FREE OF COST WITHOUT BLACKMAILING THE BOYS OR ASKING FOR MONEY.KYIEV IS FULL OF TRUE LOVE.THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED A DEVELOPED AND POWERFUL COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'A BEAT AND WORDS TO PLEASE GOD SHIVA'.RINKU ADARSH,2010 AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE BEAT AND LYRICS(NOT PERFECT BUT PRESERVED IN INDIA)TO PLEASE THE GOD 'SHIVA'TO TAKE ANY BLESSINGS FROM HIM,LIKE NEVER TO DIE,OPENING THE MOUTH AND ERUPTING BILLIONS OF POWERFUL ARROWS FROM IT,EACH ARROW CAPABLE TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH.
LORD 'SHIVA' IS THE CREATOR OF MUSIC.HE HAS A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 'DAMROO'IN HIS HAND.HIS SON ,GOD 'GANESHA'HAS A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 'MRIDANG' IN HIS HANDS.THIS MRIDANG CHANGED TO MODERN 'TABLA'.THE RHYTHM AND LYRICS ARE AS FOLLOWS----
'TAK-DHIKIT-TAK-GADIGAN,NAAGEN-NAAGEN-TAK-GADIGAN,KRIDHAAN-AAN-BHRIKOOT-GADIGAN,KRIDHAAN-KRIDHAAN-BHRAAM-FAAD,BHOOCHAAL--PATAAL--TRIKAAL--MACHAAL,HOONKAAR-FATKAAR--GARJAAN--BHRAAM,SWARGA-NARAK-PAATAAL-DHARTI,MERAA-HOONKAAR-MERAA-FATKAAR,TOOFAAN-KRIN-BHOOCHAAL-BHRIM,FOONK-TAK-AAG-SANSAAR.........................................................
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE CHIRAAG OF ALLAUDDIN' ---CONFIRMED---RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'---5 CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE ARE 5 CHARACTERITICS OF AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.'VIDYAARTHI PANCH LAXNAM'(SANSKRIT).SANSKRIT IS THE LANGUAGE FROM WHERE MANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES HAVE BEEN MADE.FOR EXAMPLE,RUSSIAN LANGUAGE HAS THE ROOT OF SANSKRIT LANGUAGE.THIS LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN HEAVEN.NOW,LET'S SEE HOW THE LANGUAGES CHANGE AFTER CERTAIN 250 KILOMETRES.
'VIDYAARTHI(NO.1)PANCH(NO.5)LAXNAM(NO.6)'.THE CHARACTERISTICS(NO.6) OF AN EXCELLENT(NO.9) STUDENT(NO.7).
1.'ALP HAARI'--SHOULD EAT LESS,BECAUSE HE WILL BECOME LAZY AND WON'T STUDY PROPERLY.
2.'GRIHA(NO.5)TYAAGI'--SHOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE,OTHERWISE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO KNOW THIS WORLD.THAT IS WHY GOOD HOSTELS ARE PREFERRED.
3.'SWAAN NIDRA'--SHOULD SLEEP LIKE A DOG.THE DOG ALWAYS REMAINS CONSCIOUS EVEN WHILE SLEEPING.SO,A STUDENT SHOULD ALSO REMAIN CONSCIOUS AFTER SLEEPING.IN SANSKRIT 'SWAAN' MEANS DOG AND IN ENGLISH IT MEANS AN EXCELLENT BIRD.THE 4 SWAANS GUARDING MY DARLING ON THE LAKE.
4.'KAAK CHESTA'--SHOULD READ LOUDLY LIKE A CROW TO MEMORISE THE SYLLABUS.NOW 'KAAK' IN RUSSIAN MEANS 'HOW'?FOR EXAMPLE 'KAAK DELAA',MEANS HOW ARE YOU?
5.'BAKO DHYAANAM'--SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON THE BOOK LIKE THE DUCK CONCENTRATES IN THE WATER TO HUNT A FISH.
NOW,ALP,ALPS,ALFA,ALFAAZ,ALAAP,HAARI,LOST,HARRY,HURRY,HAIRY,HARRRRRRR,HAR,HAR-HAR GANGES,HAR-HAR MAHADEV,GRIHA,GRAHA,GRAAHAK,GREEK,GRIHAIYA,GRIH HAYE (DO YOU HAVE A SHELTER?),GHEE,EAT,IT,EETRA,I.T.,I.I.T.,EETAA(BRICKS),ETA(THIS ONE IN RUSSIAN),ATE,AIN'T,LESS,BLESS,LASE,LAYS,LASER,LESSER,LEISURE,BECAUSE,BECOZ,BE COZY,BIKAU,BE COW,BEEKNA,HE,HI,HEY,HOO,HOOT,HI-HI,HIAA-HIAA,HOOA-HOOA,HE=NE(IN RUSSIAN ,MEANS NOT),ETC.INFINITY.
NOW,I DON'T KNOW THE ARABIC LANGUAGE,BUT NO IT'S MUSIC.HOW THE ARABIANS QUARREL?FOR EXAMPLE,'HIMMA-HELLA-KHILLA-TILLA,PHILELA-KHILELA,HEMMA ULLA KARELA,ULLA-ULLA-FULLA-FULLA,KAEM-KHAEM-KHAON-KHAON.HOW DO THEY TALK?EMMA-JULLA-HAMMA-HAMMA,FILEL-FILEL-AMMA-TUMMA,GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA-GUMMA.
NOW HOW DO THE GERMANS SPEAK?I DON'T KNOW THE GERMAN LANGUAGE,BUT UNDERSTAND IT'S MUSIC.FOR EXAMPLE,BRONS-SCHRONS-SIFIX-FAXIS,BEEON-BEEON,GANUISH-GANGUISH,BREON-BREON-SHRON-FRON.
SANSKRIT,THE BEST LANGUAGE OF THE 4 WORLDS,I KNOW LITTLE.IT HAS THE FOLLOWING MUSIC--
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-HAAHA-HAAHA-SWAAHAA-SWAAHA-NAMAH-NAMAH-NAMAHA-NAMAHA-SWATAHA-SWATAHA-OM-NOM-BILOM-LOM-LOM-HOONKAAR-FAT-TU-JAA-KIDHAR-KRIDHAAN-KAT-TAK-TAK-FOONKAAR-FATAA-FAT-DEVAAYE-DHARMAAYE-SHAN-SHANK-SHANKAR-SHANS-SHANKH-HOONKAAR-GARJAAR-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHIMAAM-TRAAHI-TRAAHI-KINTU-PARANTU-RINKU-PINKU-TINKU-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA-HATTA -ANANTA-ANANTA-BRAHMAANDA-BRAMHAA-BRAHMAN-RINKU-ANAT-ANANTA.
HOONKAAAR,
RINKU
HRIN-SRIN-FRIN-TRIN-GARJAT-BAADAR-BRAHMAAND-SWAAHA.

'ASRAANI JI SE BAATCHIT'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.'A' FOR ASRAANI AND 'R'.
R--ASRAANI JI,AAJ KAL AAP KYAA KAR RAHE HAIN?
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR THEY,JAI AUR VEERU KO MAINE HI PAKADAA THAA.
R--AB KISKO PAKADNA CHAHTE HAIN?
A--AB TUMKO PAKDEGAA.
R--KAAHE SARKAAR?
A--ESLIYE KI TUM NUMBER KA CHAKKAR CHALAATE HO.
R--WO KAISE?
A--AB BATAO KI AGAR KISI KAA NAAM GHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.5 HO AUR BAAHAR MEIN DIGIT NO.6 HO TAB KAON SAHI HOGAA?
R--GHAR KA DIGIT.
A--KYOON?
R--KYOON KI GHAR ,BAAHAR SE NAZDEEK HOTAA HAYE.WAISE TO AAPOON KA GHAR AUR BAAHAR DONO KA DIGIT NO.5 HI HAYE.
A--TUM HERO BAN JAO FILM KE,AUR MUJHE PHIR SE ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DO.
R--AAPOON HERO BANTA NAHIN,BANAATA HAYE.
A--TO KISKO HERO BANAOGE?
R--AMITABH BACHCHAN KO.
A-KAISE?
R--ABHI TO AAPOON OONKA INTERVAL DEKHA HAYE,ABHI AADHA KAAM TO BAAKI HAYE.
A--JAI KO PHIR SE INSPECTOR VIJAY BANAOGE KYAA?YA HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORMAA BHOPALI SE ANDAR BHEJWAOGE?
R--EES BAAR AAPKO JAI BANAA DOONGA AUR JAI KO ANGAREZON KE JAMAANE KE JAILOR BANAA DOONGA.
A--HIAA,HIAA.MERE JAISA JAILOR TO KOI BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA KYOON KI MERE JAIL MEIN SOORANG BAN HI NAHIN SAKTA.SOORANG BANAANE SE PEHLE KESTO MUKHERJEE MUJHE SAB KOOCH BATAA DEGA.SOORANG BANAANE KA AUZAAR MERAI HAANTHON MEIN HAI-PAI.
R--EESLIYE JAI AUR VEERU JAIL SE BHAAG GAYE?
A--ARE MAIN TO OONKO PAKID HI LINGA.
R--TO PAKADIYE NA.
A--TUM JAILOR BANAO,TO MAIN PAKOD -BAKOR HI LOONGI.
R--AAP JAANTE HAIN KI MAINE KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
A--KYAA KIYAA HAYE?
R--KHEL HAMESHAA KE LIYE KHATMA KAR DIYAA HAYE,YAHAAN SE BAITHE-BAITHE.
A--KAON SA KHEL?
R--ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KO HAMESHAA KE LIYE BARBAAD KAR DIYAA HAYE,AB WO OOTH KE PAANI BHI NAHIN PIYENGE.
A--WO KAISE KIYAA?
R--'RINKU WAVE' SE.
A--VISHWAAS NAHIN HOTAA HAYE.
R--TO DEKHLIJIYEGA KI AB WO OOTH PAYENGE KI NAHIN.
A--OOTH HI NAHIN PAAYENGE?
R--MERE PHOONK SE OOD GAYE,HAMESHA-HAMESHA KE LIYE,BHARAT KI KASAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'WHAT IS A TRUE LOVE?A LOVE WITHOUT SEX LASTING FOREVER.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.AAJ MUJHE KOOCH AUR KARZ OOTAARNE HAIN.
1.MAIN KAON HOON?KAHIN 'LAAWARIS' TO NAHIN.JI NAHIN LAAWARIS NAHIN HOON,HAAN 'SILSILA' JAROOR HOON.MERAA BAAP KAON HAYE?DR.B.N.UPADHYAYA,PHYSICIAN.MERE BAAP KO 'MURDER CASE' MEIN FANSAA DIYAA GAYAA,1979 MEIN JAB WO MEDICAL POST GRADUATION KAR RAHE THEY.KYOON?KYOON KI LOGON KO DAR THAA KI KAHIN MERA BAAP BAHAOT BADAA DOCTOR NAHIN BAN JAAYE.OONKE GURU NE OONKO FAIL KAR DIYAA ,JAAN--BOOJHKAR,AUR KISI NE OONKO GOLIYAAN MAAR DI.NAAM MERE PEETA JI KA DAAL DIYAA GAYA.PHIR?ROZ AKHBAAR MEIN NIKALTAA THAA'DR.B.N.UPADHYAYA,WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE'.PHIR?MERE BAAP KO 3 DEENO KA KAID HO GAYAA.WO AAGE-AAGE,POLICE PICHE-PICHE.KYAA AAPKE PEETAAJI PADHANE MEIN KHARAAB THEY KYAA?NAHIN,BAHAOT ACHCHE THEY.
MERE NAANA JO KI ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR THEY OONHONE OONSE PATNA CHOD DENE KE LIYE KAHAA.MERE PEETA JI BIHAR KE CONGRESS (I)KE DOCTOR'S CELL KE VICE-PRESIDENT THEY,RAJEEV GANDHI UNCLE KE MITRA THEY,INDIRA GANDHI DAADI JI NE OONHE APNE GHAR PE BOOLAKE BAHAOT IZZAT DIYAA THAA.MERE GHAR PE PRATIDIN MANTRI LOG AAYA KARTE THEY.MUQADDAME MEIN FANSANE KE BAAD KOI MANTRI KAAM NAHIN AAYA.PHIR?PHIR PEETAJEE PATNA PAHAONCHE AUR PHIR RAJENDRA NAGAR MEIN ZAM GAYE,JAHAAN TIKNAA BAHAOT MOOSHKIL HAYE,DOCTOR KE LIYE.PHIR?LADAI PE LADAI,LADAI PE LADAI SHURU HO GAYAA,CASTE FACTOR KO LEKARKE.MAIN CHOTA THAA.
LADAI MEIN SAB PARASTA HO GAYE.MERE PEETAJI BADE DOCTOR BAN GAYE.WO JAIL JISMEIN OONKO DAALA GAYAA THAA OOSKI DHAJJIYAAN OOD GAI.PATNA JUNCTION KE NIKAT HI THAA WO JAIL.GURU JI,MERE BAAP KE RASAATAL MEIN CHALE GAYE.
KYAA AAPKE PEETAJI AMITABH BACHCHAN KO,YAA SHATRUGHANA SINHA KO YAA REENA ROY JI KO JAANTE HAIN?JI HAAN,SHATRU UNCLE MERE BAAP SE DO SAAL JUNIOR THEY.MERE BAAP KE PAER TOOTNE KE BAAD(1969),ROJ ASPATAAL MEIN JAAYA KARTE THEY OONSE MILNE KE LIYE.
AMIT UNCLE SE OONKI MOOLAAKAT 1978 MEIN HOOI THI 'KASME-VAADE' KE SHOOT KE DAORAAN AUR REENA ROY JI SE SHATRU UNCLE NE MILWAAYA THAA.
MERE BAAP NE AMIT UNCLE SE AUTOGRAPH NAHIN MAANGA,OONKE BAAKI DOSTON (DOCTORS) NE MAANGA.KYOON?MERE BAAP AMIT UNCLE SE BAHAOT SUPERIOR HAIN,ISLIYE.
2.MERE BACHPAN KI DOST MUJHSE BAHAOT PYAAR KARTI THI AUR KARTI HAYE.AAJ SHAAYAD HAMAARA PYAAR HI OOSE BECHAEN KIYE HOOE HAYE.INKAAR KYOON KIYA?CASTE FACTOR.WO CHAHTI THI KI MAIN TIME SE SCHOOL PAHOONCHOO,THEEK SE PADHAI LIKHAI KAROON,DISCIPLINE MEIN RAHOON.LEKIN MAIN NAUGHTY BOY THAA.PHIR COLLEGE MEIN KYOON INKAAR KIYAA?DO SAALON TAK BAAT-CHIT KYOON BAND HO GAI?WO BHI TADAP RAHI THI AUR MAIN BHI TADAP RAHAA THAA.AAJ MAIN JO KOOCH BHI HOON,OOSMEIN SHAAYAD OOSKA BHI SHREY HAYE.TUM JAHAAN BHI RAHO KHOOSH RAHO.PYAAR JHOOKTAA NAHIN.TUMHAARA PYAAR TUMHAARE SAATH HAYE AUR RAHEGA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE FLYING SAUCERS'---CONFIRMED.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY,I HAVE TO GIVE AN INTERVIEW ON TV CHANNEL -'AKBC'(ALLAUDDIN KHAN,BROADCASTING CORPORATION IN KYIEV).'J' FOR JOURNALIST AND 'R'.
J--ARE YOU CONFIRMED ABOUT THE FLYING SAUCERS?
R--YES.THEY COME FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET.I TRAVEL THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IN 2 MINUTES.BY SENDING MY 'RINKU WAVES' OF MUSIC AND SITTING ON THE WAVES.MY VOCAL WAVE HAS GOT A SPEED TRILLIONS TIME FASTER THAN THAT OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
J--WHAT IS THE DISTANCE OF HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH FROM THE EARTH?
R--HEAVEN IS 5 TIMES FARTHER FROM THE DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS UPWARDS,HELL IS 2.5 TIMES FARTHER AND DITCH IS 10 TIMES DOWNWARDS.
J--IS IT NOT AN ILLUSION?
R--ABSOLUTELY NOT.'SHIVA' IS THE TRUTH.
J--HOW PEOPLE DIE?
R--THE BATTERY FAILS.
J--WHERE IS THE REAL BATTERY?
R--IN MY WAVES.
J--CAN YOU MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE?
R--YES,I CAN,BUT I WILL CHARGE LOT OF MONEY.
J--HOW MUCH?
R--100 TRILLION POUNDS.
J--WHO COULD AFFORD SO MUCH MONEY?
R--THE QUEEN.
J--THANK YOU SIR.
R--THANKS.HOW IS MY BROADCASTING CORPORATION WORKING?
J-- THE BEST IN THE WORLD,SIR.THANKS FOR COMING.
R--BYE-BYE.
J-- S PAKOI NA NOCH.
USSR,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE SUPERIORITY OF DIGIT NO.5-----RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WILL DISCUSS ABOUT THE SUPERIORITY OF DIGIT NO.5.NOW,HOW TO COUNT?FOR EXAMPLE--'SPACE'=S+P+A+C+E=5 DIGIT.
SPACE,RINKU,DIANA,LENAA,BLOOD,GENES,DOLLS,BABES,GIRLS,PUSSY,GLANS,PENIS,HEART,PHONE,
JESUS,INDIA,PLANE,PLAIN,MUSIC,SOUND,TABLA,ZAKIR,KADIR,BAKSH,ALLAH,SPEED,VOCAL,CHORD,
DISCO,DANCE,SPICE,PERES(RUSSIAN WORD FOR SPICE),LAILA,MAJNU,CLOCK,STARS,YAHOO,JAPAN,
CHINA,KYIEV,ROSES,PULSE,BEATS,WORLD,DEATH ETC.
ALEXANDAR(NO.9,POLITICS),POLITICS(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),DANGEROUS(NO.9,POLITICS),
EXTREMELY(NO.9,POLITICS),GOOGLE(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),COMPUTER(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),SECURITY(NO.8,EXTREMELY DANGEROUS),ABHISHEK(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),RISHI(NO.5,SUPERIOR),AMITABH(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),CHARLES(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),QUEEN(NO.5,SUPERIOR),SONIA(NO.5,SUPERIOR),RAHUL(NO.5,SUPERIOR),RAJEEV(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),JAWAHAR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),MOBILE(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),SONGS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),BRITISH(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),IRISH(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DUTCH(NO.5,SUPERIOR),JOHNY(NO.5,SUPERIOR),WINES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),EMPEROR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),JUICE(NO.5,SUPERIOR),CROPS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),ROMEO(NO.5,SUPERIOR),JULIET(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),NAPOLEAN(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),STRUGGLE(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),GOLD(NO.4,A FLOP),DIAMOND(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),GEMS(NO.4,A FLOP),WEALTH(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),DIE(NO.3,UNLUCKY),WAVES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),SPIES(NO.5,SUPERIOR),GUNS(NO.4,A FLOP),BOMBS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),NUCLEAR(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),WEAPONS(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR),
BOUNDARIES(NO.1,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),PASSPORT(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),VISA(NO.4,A FLOP),VISAS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DO(NO.2,BLACK LISTED),HELL(NO.4,A FLOP),PRINCESS(NO.8,EXTREME STRUGGLE),KING(NO.4,A FLOP),KINGS(NO.5,SUPERIOR),DON(NO.3,UNLUCKY),BLAST(NO.5,SUPERIOR),BLASTS(NO.6,GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD),ETCETRA(NO.7,LUCKY,BUT NOT SUPERIOR).
NO.5,5TH JUNE(WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY,
RINKU
NO.5

'A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV---'ARENA CLUB'.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS A DANCE COMPETITION IN KIEV--'ARENA CLUB'.THE PARTICIPANTS ARE 'QD'--QUEEN DIANA,'PL'--PRINCESS LENAA,'RK'--RAM KHELAAWAN SINGH,'T'--TABLA PLAYER,'S'--SYNTHESIZER PLAYER.THE COMPETITION BEGINS.
QD--RINKU,THIS IS A WONDERFUL DISCOTHEQUE,ISN'T IT?
R--YES DARLING.
PL--HI RINKU,YOU ARE AGAIN HERE?
R--FOR A DANCE COMPETITION.
RK--EMPEROR,I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DANCE.
R--OK,NO PROBLEM.
T--'TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN,TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN.
R--STOP IT.WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?
T--SIR,8 BEATS.
R--HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN HERE AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
T--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM THE DISCIPLE OF MR. VOGENDRA SINGH OF CHAPRA ,BIHAR.
R--OK.PLAY THIS ONE.DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK,DHIN-DHINAAK-DHIN-DHIN-DHIN-TAAK.
T--OK,SIR.
S--WHAT SHOULD I PLAY?YOU PLAY WHAT YOU KNOW.
S--'SA-RE-GA-MA-PA-DHA-NISA,SA-NI-DHA-PA-MA GA RE SA.
R--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN AND WHOSE DISCIPLE ARE YOU?
S--SIR,I EARN 10,000 US DOLLARS PER MONTH AND I AM MS FROM UCLA,USA.
R--PLEASE PLAY 'RAAG BHAIRAAVI'.
S-SIR,I DON'T KNOW.
R--SOFT 'RE','GA','DHA','NI'AND THE REST OF THE NOTES SHOULD BE NATURAL.
S--OK,SIR.
THE DANCE COMPETION BEGINS.'QD' ON THE RIGHT ARM AND 'LD' ON THE LEFT ARM.
R--LET'S SEE WHO WINS.
RK--AND ME SIR.
R--YOU DANCE WITH TAANYAA.
QD+PL+R--LET'S HOLD EACH OTHERS WAIST STRONGLY.1,2,3,4 FRONT AND 4,3,2,1 BACK AND THEN 1,3,5,7 FRONT AND 7,5,3,1 BACK.THIS COMBINATION.THE LEGS MUST SYNCHRONISE.
QD+PL--OK.FINE.
QD+PL+R---'DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN TAK-DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.
LASER LIGHTS,FRENCH PERFUME GUNS BEING FIRED AFTER EVERY 30 MINUTES,QD WITH FRENCH PERFUME,PL WITH AN AMERICAN PERFUME AND R WITH INDIAN 'EETRAA'.FOG MACHINE SPRAYING FOGS AFTER EVERY 15 MINUTES,THE CLUB IS COMPLETELY HOUSEFULL AND THE ENTRY TICKET TODAY IS $1,000 PER PERSON.SEATING CAPACITY--500.5,000 OTHERS IN QUE OUTSIDE THE CLUB,FIGHTING FOR THE TICKETS.NOW,THE DANCE FLOOR AREA HAS BEEN INCREASED TO 50,000SQ.FT.THE BAR GIRL TENDERS ARE SELLING A SINGLE LARGE PEG IN 100 US DOLLARS.THE SOUND SYSTEM IS OF 5 LAKHS WATT.THE FDLOOR IS MADE OF COLOURED TRANSPARENT GLASSES,GLITTERING LIKE PRECIOUS GEMS.
QD+PL+R--KISSING EACH OTHER.LOST IN LOVE IN THE HEAVEN.
R--QD,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY,IT'S GOING DIAGONAL.
QD--FINE RINKU.
R--PL,PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS PROPERLY IT'S GOING LATERALY.
PL--OK.FINE DARLING.
QD+PL+R--DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK,DHIN-TAK-DHINAAK-DHIN-TAK.................
QD--I AM FEELING TIRED,I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE).
R--OK,PLEASE DRINK IT.
PL--I AM NOT TIRED.I WANT TO CONTINUE.
R--FINE.
T+S---IN FULL MOOD PLAYING 'RAAG BHAIRAVI' AND 8 BEATS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
R--PL,YOU ARE AGAIN GOING LATERAL,PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR LIP ,I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK THE JUICE.THEN ONLY YOU WOULD COME IN YOUR FULL MOOD.
R+PL--SUCKING EACH OTHERS LIPS AND MOUTH,PUMPING HER POINTED BREASTS AND RUBBING HER PUSSY WITH A STRONG INSTRUMENT.
PL--IT'S HEAVEN DARLING.NOW,MY LEGS WOULD PERFECTLY SYNCHRONISE.
PL+R--WHY YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE?
R--BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME THE WORLD'S BEST EMPEROR OF AN ENTERTAINMENT AND MUSIC.I BECAME AND CAME BACK.LOOK THE SAME DICOTHEQUE IS TODAY HOUSEFULL AND PEOPLE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR MY AUTOGRAPH.
PL--YES,RINKU YOU FULFILLED MY DREAM.NOW,I AM TIRED AND WOULD LIKE TO DRINK YOUR 'NASHAA'(WINE),WORD'S NO.1 WINE.
R--FINE,PLEASE TAKE THIS BOTTLE,BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET THERE ON THE BAR SPOT.
PL--OK,RINKU,PLEASE GIVE ME.
RK--SIR,HOW AM I DANCING WITH MY DHOTI AND KURTAA?
R--BETTER THAN OTHERS.
RK--SIR,YOU WON THIS DANCE COMPETITION.
R--AFTER ALL I AM THE EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
QD--LET'S SLEEP,I AM SEDUCED.
PL--LET'S SLEEP I AM SEDUCED.
R--FINE.I WILL SATISFY BOTH OF YOU.
QD+PL+R--IT'S MORNING.LET'S MOVE TO THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE FOR A SLEEP.
R--FINE.DO YOU KNOW 'QD' WHAT HAS BEEN THE TOTAL SALES OF THIS DISCOTHEQUE TODAY?
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--A SINGLE COUPLE SPENT $20,000.SO,MULTIPLY THIS WITH 5,500 PEOPLE COMING AND GOING OUTSIDE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.
QD--HOW MUCH?
R--APPROXIMATELY 10 MILLIONS US DOLLARS.
QD--AMAZING!RINKU YOU ARE BEYOND THE IMAGINATION.
R--THANKS QD.
AUDIENCES--AUTOGRAPH PLEASE.CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP......................................................CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP------------CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP............................CLAP-CLAP.............
R--I DON'T GIVE AUTOGRAPHS ,SORRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE CONVERSATION WITH LENAA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND LENAA.'L' FOR LENAA AND 'R'.
R--HI LENAA .HOW ARE YOU?
L--NOT FINE.
R--WHY?
L--YOU HAVE MADE ME WORLD FAMOUS.
R--WHAT'S THE HARM?I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH THAT I BECAME WORLD'S NO.1 PERSONALITY.WHATEVER AM I TODAY IS BECAUSE OF YOU.
L--BUT,NOW I AM MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDRENS,SO NO PLACE FOR YOU.YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN TROUBLE AND WENT BACK TO INDIA.
R--BUT IREQUESTED YOU TO COME TO INDIA AND YOU TOLD THAT INDIA IS A VERY DIRTY COUNTRY AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE IN INDIA.
L--YES,INDIA IS A DIRTY COUNTRY,IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR MY MOTHER TO BREATH AT THE CALCUTTA AIRPORT ,WHEN SHE CAME OUT SIDE THE AIRCRAFT.
R--LENAA,YOUR BLOOD IS ROTATING INSIDE MY BODY.YOUR GENES HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM YOUR SALIVA AND BLOOD INSIDE MY BODY.I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
L--I AM DOING A JOB AND MY HUSBAND IS ALSO DOING A JOB AND WE BOTH ARE HAPPY.NOW,DON'T DISTURB MY LIFE.
R--ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR HUSBAND?
L--YES VERY HAPPY.
R--HOW MUCH HAPPY?
L--VERY VERY HAPPY.
R---BUT ,WHY YOU ALWAYS QUARREL AMONG YOURSELVES AND INTERNALLY HATE EACH OTHER?
L--THIS IS OUR PROBLEM.
R--BUT,I THINK YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND NOT EVEN A 1% OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
L--WHAT SHOULD I DO?
R--DIVORCE HIM.COME BACK TO ME.
L--AND CHILDRENS?
R--I WILL TAKE CARE FOR THEM.
L--WILL YOU NOT LEAVE ME AGAIN ALONE?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I WILL MARRY YOU AND MAKE YOU THE PARTNER OF MY COMPANY.YOU ARE NOT MEANT FOR DOING A CHEAP JOB LIKE THIS.LET'S JOIN OUR HANDS AND SPREAD OUR BUSINESS WORLDWIDE.
L--OK.COME BACK TO KIEV AND MEET ME.
R--I AM COMING.I HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH YOU ,WITH YOU BEING AN ACTRESS OF THIS GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE-'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.
L--OK.WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
R--DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND AND BECOME SLIM AND PRETTY LIKE YOU WERE IN 1995 AD.
L--OK .FINE LAAPACHKAA,SOLNACHKAA.
R--BYE LENAA,PLEASE TAKE CARE.
L--BYE RINKU ,PLEASE COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR'S HUSBAND,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

H.E.,BARACK OBAMA UNCLE---PRESIDENT OF U.S.A.---A CONVERSATION.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN H.E.,BARACK OBAMA UNCLE AND 'R'.'B' FOR BARACK OBAMA UNCLE.
R--HELLO UNCLE,HOW ARE YOU?
B---FINE RINKU.HOW ARE YOU?
R--I AM NOT FINE.
B--WHY?
R--BECAUSE I LOST MY SWEET HEART LENAA IN KIEV AND NOT GETTING ANY RESPONSES FROM HER.
B--SHE WILL GET YOU BACK,DON'T WORRY.
R---THANK YOU UNCLE.UNCLE TODAY I WAS COMPLETELY UPSET WHEN I READ THE NEWS PAPER.
B--WHY?
R--TODAY SOMEBODY FROM AUSTRALIA CALLED YOU A MONKEY.
B--DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF MONKEY?
R--YES.WE.
B--WE MEANS?
R--WE 'BLACK SLAVES'.
B--WHY DO YOU REACT IF SOMEBODY CALLS YOU A BLACK SLAVE?
R--IT HURTS ME UNCLE.
B---DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.DO YOU KNOW THE REALITY?
R---YES.
B---PLEASE TELL ME.
R---THE REALITY IS THAT WE SACRIFICED OUR LIFE FOR A GLASS OF WATER,THAT TOO IS NOT DIGESTABLE BY MOST OF THE PEOPLE.
B---CORRECT.WHAT IS YOUR GLASS OF WATER?
R--LOVE FOR LOVE AND RESPECT FOR THE TRUE LOVE IRRESPECTIVE OF CAST,RELIGION,SKIN COLOURS,BOUNDARIES,POLITICS,WEALTH(GARBAGE)ETC.I THINK YOUR GLASS OF WATER IS ALSO THE SAME.
B---CORRECT.
R---THANK YOU UNCLE.BYE-BYE.
B---BYE-BYE RINKU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

THE SUB--STANDARD MOVIES OF BOLLYWOOD.

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF THE BOLLYWOOD AND IT'S REASONS.
MOVIES WERE SEEN WITH THE FAMILY MEMBERS.ADVANCE TICKETS WERE TAKEN.THE MOVIE USED TO REMAIN IN THE CINEME THEATRES FOR 25 WEEKS,50 WEEKS,75 WEEKS.NOW,RARELY PEOPLE GO TO THE CINEMA HALLS.WHY?
1.EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD LYRICS AND EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD SINGERS AND MUSIC DIRECTORS.
2.THE INTERFERENCE OF POLITICS IN AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
3.NO PANNEL TO CHECK THE STANDARD OF AN ACTOR,MUSIC DIRECTOR ,DIRECTOR OR PLAY BACK SINGER.
4.LOWER NUMBER OF MOVIES PRODUCED EVERY YEAR AS COMPARED TO 70'S AND 80'S.
5.NON-INDUSTRIALISATION OF FILM INDUSTRY.
6.INTERFERENCE OF BLACK LISTED PERSONS IN THE FILM INDUSTRY.
7.TV SPOILED THE WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY BY GIVING SEVERAL ADVERTISEMENTS AFTER EVERY 15 MINUTES OF MOVIES.THE SEQUENCE IS BROKEN AND THE CONCENTRATION IS ALSO BROKEN.
8.EXPLOITATION OF ARTISTS VIA DIFFERENT REALITY SHOWS.
9.THE BLACK LISTING OF SOME FILM STARS WITH THE SCANDALS.ETC.
THE RESULT IS TODAY THE INDIAN WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAS BECOME VACCANT.
PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO SPEND UPON.NO STANDARD PUBS ,DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS.NOTHING.NO NIGHT LIFE.NO STANDARD LIVE MUSIC CONCERTS,NO EXUBERATION,ONLY A SYNDROME TO DEPOSIT MONEY IN THE BANK.
THE ART AND CULTURE FOR WHICH INDIA HAD BEEN FAMOUS SINCE 10 CRORES B.C.,LOST IT'S SIGNIFICANCE AFTER THE Y2K.
TODAY,UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO SOURCE OF STANDARD ENTERTAINMENT IN OUR SOCIETY.THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.PEOPLE TRAVEL TO THE WESTERN COUNTRIES CARRYING WITH THEM PLENTY OF FOREIGN CURRENCIES JUST FOR THE SAKE OF STANDARD ENTERTAINMENT.
SO,THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA SHOULD IMMEDIATELY TAKE ACTIONS TO BOOST THE STANDARD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY,OTHERWISE IT WOULD GET LOST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

BHARAT KE KALAAKAAR LOG,PRANAAM.

BHARAT KE KALAAKAAR LOG,
PRANAAM.DEKHA AB DHAKA-DHAK TABLA,HARMOONIA,DHOLAK,NAAL,PAKHAAWAJ,MRIDANG,E SAB KHOOB BAJAAWA AURO GAAWA LOG.HAMNI KE JEET HO GAIL BAA YUDHAWAA MEIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN ,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO H.E.,VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH ,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE ON HIS ELECTORAL VICTORY.

TO,
H.E.,VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR ELECTORAL VICTORY AS THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE.I RESIDED IN KIEV FOR 3 YEARS.I LIKED YOUR COUNTRY VERY MUCH.
I AM GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE NAMED-'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.
THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON MY TRUE LOVE STORY WITH 'UKRAINSKAAYA OLEONA VIKTOROVNA' OF KIEV.
I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS.THE FILM WILL BE SHOT IN KIEV.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

LOG ON TO www.rinkuadarsh.com ON GOOGLE.COM FOR PD'S BEST INTERVIEW ON BBC AMERIKA.--R.A.-2010AD,INDIA.

HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION---A BOY SHOULD BE TALLER THAN A GIRL----WRONG THEORY.---RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.WHAT THE HEIGHT HAS TO TAKE WITH AN ACTUAL LOVE.I AM A SHORT HEIGHTED PERSON WITH THE HEIGHT OF ONLT 5.9 INCHES.BUT A BASKET BALL UKRAINIAN CAPTAN,WHOSE HEIGHT WAS 6.7 INCHES WITHOUT SHOES WAS MAD ON ME AND HAD SEX WITH ME,PROPOSED ME FOR THE MARRIAGE.WHY INDIAN GIRLS LIKE TALL BOYS?BECAUSE WHEN THE GANGSTER WOULD ATTACK THEN A TALL PERSON WOULD FOGHT BETTER,PROTECT HER BETTER,WHILE HE WOULD BE FIGHTING,SHE WOULD COMFORTABLY HIDE HERSELF BEHIND THE TREE.FOR EXAMPLE,BRUCE LEE WAS VERY TALL,ISN'T IT?JACKIE CHAN,CHUCKNORIS,ARNOLD SCHWARZARNEGGAR,ALL ARE 6.9 FEET TALL PEOPLE.
INDIAN GIRLS ARE THE BIGGEST LIABILITY,BECAUSE THEY ARE TREATED RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD,NOT TO MIX WITH THE BOYS,NOT TO DATE,NOT TO LEARN MARTIAL ARTS,NOT TO LEARN FIRING AND BOMBING,WAR TECHNIQUES,NOT TO DRINK,NOT TO BE BOLD.
I REQUEST ALL INDIAN CITIZENS THAT PLEASE LIBERATE THE GIRLS RIGHT FROM THEIR CHILDHOOD AND TRAIN AND GIVE HER AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO GROW AND DEVELOP.FORGET VIRGINITY.THERE IS NO METRE TO MEASURE IT.DON'T BE BRUTAL TOWARDS YOUR DAUGHTER.PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE TO GROW AND UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'CRUCIFICATION OF JESUS CHRIST' VERSACE 'CRUCIFICATION OF RINKU ADARSH'---DIVISIONS,FRAGMENTATIONS,SEGMENTATIONS,POLITICISATION',BOUNDARIES,AND DIV.

DEAREST GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE WOULD DISCUSS ABOUT THE DIFFERENT SORT OF FRAGMENTATIONS ON THE EARTH.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'QD'--QUEEN DIANA AND 'R'.
QD--RINKU,PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FIRST LOVE?
R--MY FIRST LOVE WAS WITH A GIRL WHO STUDIED WITH ME RIGHT FROM THE STANDARD1--STANDARD 4.THEN AGAIN IN 10+2.
QD--WHY IT FAILED?
R--BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS NOT A BRAHMIN AND CONSIDERED US A '3 IDIOTS' OR 'TEEN PATTI'.SHE THOUGHT THAT I WAS A BASTARD.
QD--WHERE IS SHE RIGHT NOW?
R--SHE IS WORKING AS A SERVANT DOCTOR UNDER H.E. BARACK OBAMA UNCLE IN USA.
QD--WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE DOING?
R--THERE WAS ONE MORE GIRL FRIEND WHO CONSIDERED HERSELF AS PRETTY AS YOU,AND SHE WAS PROUD OF SERVING IN 'AIIMS',NEW DELHI.SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE REACHED THE ZENITH OF HER CAREER BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY IN 'KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY'--KIEV.SHE DOMINATED AND KILLED HER HUSBAND.
QD--BUT,LENAA ALSO CALLED YOU A BROWN PERSON?
R--IT WAS 25TH DECEMBER 1993 AD,LENAA TOOK ME TO HER FATHER A NOBEL LAUREATE IN ECONOMICS FOR INTRODUCTION.HE ABUSED ME AS A 'BLACK SLAVE'(SKIN POLITICS--'THE INTERPRETER')AND LENAA LEFT HER FATHER'S FLAT AFTER ABUSING HIM.WE TRAVELLED FOR 40 KILOMETRES WHEN THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE WAS -40 DEGREE CELSIUS.I TOOK HER TO MY FLAT.SHE OPENED HER CLOTHES.SHE WAS GOING THROUGH THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE.I FUCKED HER EVERY DAY 7-9 TIMES AND SUCKED HER BLOOD THROUGH MY PENIS.I SPOILED 7 WHITE BED SHEETS AND TURNED THEM RED WITH THE BLOOD OF LENAA,BECAUSE THE MORE I FUCKED THE MORE SHE BLED.TRUE LOVE CONFIRMED.
QD--FOR HOW MANY DAYS SHE MENSTRUATED?
R--FOR NON-STOP 6 DAYS.
QD--SO,HOW MANY DIVISIONS HAVE BEEN CLARIFIED TILL NOW?
R--THE DIVISION OF BRAHMINS AS YOU ARE ALSO A BRAHMIN GIRL(CASTEISM),(COLOUR DISCRIMINATION),(RELIOGOSITY),(BOUNDARIES).
QD--HOW DO YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE CRUCIFIED AS YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
R--SIMILARILY AS THE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CRUCIFIED AND I WAS A FOOL THAT I MARRIED YOU.IS IT POSSIBLE TO MARRY A DEAD PERSON?I AM A FOOL.
QD--PLEASE CLARIFY IT.
R--JUST FOR LOVE ,MY LENAA I REJECTED 25,000 MARRIAGE PROPOSALS,INJURED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE,KICKED MULTI TRILLION POUNDS BRIBE,GOT INJURED SEVERAL TIMES,AND DESTROYED IMPORTANT NATIONS FOREVER.15 YEARS PASSED,LENAA MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ME BUT IAM LIVING ONLY FOR HER.THIS BRUTALITY ON ME SINCE APPROXIMATELY 40 TEARS IS WORSE THAN THE COUPLE HOURS OF JESUS CHRIST CRUCIFICATION,SINCE I GOT ONLY POISON TO DRINK SINCE CHILHOOD.LENAA TAUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS THAT I AM ALIVE AND THE EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS BECAUSE OF LENAA.
QD--WHICH COUNTRY IS STRONGER,USA,RUSSIA OR INDIA?
R--INDIA AND THEN RUSSIA.WE TOGETHER COULD WIN THE WORLD.
QD--WHAT IS THE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY OF UKRAINE?
R--A NUCLEAR SCIENTIST OF KIEV WAS MY FRIEND.HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULD MANUFACTURE A NUCLEAR WEAPON IN A TIME SPAN OF 1 MONTH WITH THE POWER TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH WITHIN FEW MINUTES.UKRAINE DONATED MOST OF IT'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO H.E.,BLADMIR PUTIN UNCLE.
QD--DO YOU LOVE ME ?AND HOW MUCH.
R--YOUR SOUL HAS ENTERED MY SOUL,BETTER ASK MY SOUL.
QD--WHAT OTHER KIND OF DIVISIONS ARE THERE?
R--DIVISION OF I.Q.,AS YOU WERE ALWAYS AN 'O' LEVEL STUDENT AND I WAS A B+ STUDENT,INITIALLY.THEREFORE I WAS DECLARED BASTARD.LATER NOBEL LAUREATES CHANGED MY I.Q. INTO AN A.T.(APTITUDE TEST).I BECAME NO.1 IN THE 4 WORLDS.THE BOLD AND BRAVE,SUCCESSFUL EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS.
R--SO.AGAIN THE CLARIFICATION OF I.Q. AND A.T..I THINK A.T. IS A BETTER TEST THAN I.Q. TEST.SO,AGAIN A DIVISION OF SUPERIORITY IN INTELLIGENCE OR SUPERIORITY IN AN INCLINATION.
Q.D.--WHICH MISTAKE I DID IN MY LIFE RINKU?
R--YOU WERE FITTEST FOR BEING MISS UNIVERSE,AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.I WATCHED YOUR INTERVIEW ON BBC AMERIKA AND WENT MAD.I HAVEN'T SCENE SUCH A NICE INTERVIEW IN MY LIFE.EXCELLENT FACIAL EXPRESSION,EXCELLENT VOICE MODULATION,EXTREME BEAUTY,VERY SIMPLE AND SOPHISTICATED STYLE OF GIVING AN INTERVIEW,EXTREMELY SOFT HEARTED VIBES ERUPTION,PRODUCTION OF VERY SWEET-SWEET AND MELODIOUS MUSICAL ULTRA 'RINKU WAVES'.
Q.D.--UNDERSTOOD.THAT'S WHY I FELT SUFFOCATION BEING A PRINCESS.
R--RIGHT.I ALSO FELT SUFFOCATION WHILE STUDYING MEDICAL SCIENCE.
Q.D.--HOW MUCH MONEY YOUR 'RINKU WAVE' COULD GENERATE?
R--1,000 TIMES MORE THAN,THE TOTAL WEALTH THE ENTIRE EARTH HAS.
Q.D.--WHICH IS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS TODAY FOR YOU?
R--THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS TO BRING YOU BACK OUT OF THE LAKE,TO GET BACK YOU PHYSICALLY WELL AND TO DEFEAT THE 'DEATH'.
Q.D.--WHAT IS MY PRESENT PHYSICAL CONDITION INSIDE MY COFFIN?
R--ONLY A COUPLE OF SKELETONS ARE LEFT.
Q.D.--RINKU,I BLESS YOU TO NO MORE OF YOUR SLOW AND DEADLY CRUCIFICATION.
R--PD YOU DON'T KNOW,NO BODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE,BUT THE THRONE OF HEAVEN HAS BEEN EVACUATED FOR ME IN AN ADVANCE AS WELL AS YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

MY DEAREST DARLING LENAA,WHARE ARE YOU?

MY DEAREST LENAA,
HELLO.WHERE ARE YOU?PLEASE REPLY.I AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.ARE YOU ANGRY?WHY?PLEASE CLARIFY ME.I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME.AM I A THIEF?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

DEAR POLISH CITIZENS,PLEASE DON'T WORRY,I AM WITH YOU.

DEAR POLISH CITIZENS,
HELLO.I AM SAD BECAUSE OF THE DEATH OF THE PRESIDENT AND OTHER 95 CITIZENS.BUT,DON'T GET DISHEARTENED MY CONTINUED SUPPORT WILL BE WITH YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY.I LIKE YOUR COUNTRY VERY MUCH.MISS NATAALIYAA FROM POLAND WAS MY VERY CLOSE FRIEND.SHE WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.
MY SUPPORTS ARE ALSO WITH HUNGARY,BULGARIA,ROMANIA,YUGOSLAVIA,TURKEY,CZECH,SLOVAK AND SPAIN AS I LOVE THESE COUNTRIES VERY MUCH.I WOULD HELP YOUR COUNTRY FINANCIALLY.PLEASE DON'T WORRY.IT'S MY PROMISE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA IS THE QUEEN OF 4 WORLDS---RINKU ADARSH.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.I DECLARE PRINCESS DIANA AS THE QUEEN OF THE 4 WORLDS.LET'S GIVE HER A BIG HAND.CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.............................................CLAP,CLAP,CLAPCLAP......................................CLAP,CLAP,CLAPCLAP............................CLAP.
R--I AM DONATING HER A SMALL SUM OF 1,000 TRILLION POUNDS.
PD---I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING FROM WHERE ARE TOU BRINGING SO MUCH OF MONEY?
R--IT'S THE POWER OF AN EMPEROR OF THE 4 WORLDS.
PD---PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS.
R--TAKE IT AS MUCH AS YOU WISH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH AT S.K. MEMORIAL HALL WATCHING LIVE CONCERT BY PT. JASRAJ.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO. PD AND R WATCHING THE CONCERT OF PT.JASRAJ JI AT S.K.MEMORIAL HALL.
PD--IT'S VERY SOOTHING,BUT I AM NOT BEING ABLA TO UNDERSTAND IT.
R---I WILL TEACH YOU MUSIC AFTER THAT YOU WOULD COME TO UNDERSTAND THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC.
PD---WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HANDS,HEADS,LEGS LIKE A MAGICIAN?
R---BECAUSE I AM LOST IN THIS MUSIC.
PD--I AM ALSO FEELING VERY NICE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH IN BOTANICAL GARDEN.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY WE ARE AGAIN INA ROMANTIC MOOD IN A BOTANICAL GARDEN.PD AND R.
PD--I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH YOU RINKU.I LOVE,I LOVE YOU ,VERY VERY MUCH.
R--I KNOW THIS THAT'S WHY I PULLED YOU OUT.
PD--LOOK RINKU,THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE COMING AGAIN.
R--DON'T WORRY,THEY WON'T TAKE OUR PHOTOGRAPHS,I AM NOT PRINCE CHARLES TYPE OF TIMID PERSON.
PD--I WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF MY OWN INTERNAL DISPUTE WITH THE QUEEN,SO THAT I DON'T BECOME THE QUEEN,AND CHARLES WAS A VERY LOW PROFILE PERSON.
R--NOW NO BODY IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM COULD EVEN DARE TO STARE UPON YOU ALL EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT I DON'T REQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO DESTROY COUNTRIES,I HAVE MY OWN EXTRATERRESTERIAL WEAPON WHICH COULD DESTROY COUNTRIES IN SECONDS.
PD--WHAT IS IN YOUR HAND ?
R--A GIFT FOR YOU MADE OF SPECIAL DIAMONDS,FOR YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
PD--WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS GIFT,IF YOU DON'T MIND?
R--37 TRILLION POUNDS.
PD--FROM WHERE DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY?
R--LET IT BE A SECRET. THIS IS A DRESS MADE OF AN EXTREMELY PRECIOUS DIAMONDS.
PD--PLEASE DONATE SOME MONEY TO MY CHILDRENS.
R--OK.I WILL DONATE THEM ALSO FEW BILLION POUNDS.
PD--PLEASE KISS ME AND LET'S MOVE INSIDE THE BED ROOM,I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.I AM HUNGARY.
R--OK.PLEASE COME.
NOW PD IS ONLY MINES,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.

PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH IN BOTANICAL GARDEN.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH ARE ENJOYING IN THE BOTANICAL GARDEN.PD AND R.
PD--RINKU,THESE FLOWERS ARE VERY DELICATE.ISN'T IT?
R--NOT SOFTEST THAN YOU.
PD--WHY YOU APPRECIATE ME SO MUCH?
R--BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND YOU VERY WELL.
PD--RINKU,I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDRENS AND MY ENTIRE BRITISH CITIZENS,WHO NEEDS SOMEBODY VERY STRONG LIKE YOU.AS YOU VERY WELL KNOW THAT I HAD NO SUPPORT OF MY HUSBAND,I WAS MISUNDERSTOOD,PEOPLE JEALOUS BECAUSE OF MY HONESTY.I WANTED A PERSONAL SPACE.I NEVER ASKED MY HUSBAND FOR THE DIVORCE,HE INITIATED,I TRIED MY BEST TO STOP IT BUT HE WAS VERY RIGID.I WANT TO BE THE 'QUEEN OF PEOPLE HEARTS'.
R--WHO ELSE ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
PD--I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF MY 2 YOUNGER PRINCESSES,BEATRICE AND EUGENIE.YOU MUST SUPPORT THEM.
R--YES,I WOULD ALWAYS SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY.
PD--WHAT ELSE TO YOU WANT FROM ME?
PD----TO LIVE WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
PD--I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY LIVING WITH YOU.COULD YOU TELL ME WHO KILLED ME?
R--I KNOW AND HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED THAT UNIT FOREVER.
PD--HOW?
R--BECAUSE I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR ENEMY'S TEAM.
PD--THANKS FOR TAKING THE REVENGE.YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS THE PRINCESS OF WALES,THEN I WAS IN GREAT PRESSURE.
R--I KNOW EVRYTHING MY SWEET HEART,EVERYTHING.
PD--I WOULD LIKE TO SAT ON THIS BENCH AND PUT MY HEAD ON YOUR LAP.I NEED LOVE FROM YOU.
R--PLEASE RELAX,TAKE MY SWEET-SWEET KISS.
PD--THANKYOU RINKU.PLEASE ALWAYS LOVE ME,PROMISE ME.
R--I PROMISE,FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS TO COME I WON'T LEAVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV'---PRODUCER RINKU ADARSH,THE SCRIPT.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE STAR CAST OF THE GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER MOVIE--'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.RINKU ADARSH,NICOLE KIDMAN,MUSIC COMPOSER-RINKU ADARSH,DANCE DIRECTOR--RINKU ADARSH,DIRECTOR--RINKU ADARSH,PRODUCER--RINKU ADARSH.'R' AND 'NK' FOR NICOLE KIDMAN.
NK--HI RINKU,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
NK--I WAS WAITING FOR YOU SINCE LONG TIME IN THIS RESTAURANT.
R--SORRY FOR THE DELAY.
NK--YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD TEACH ME THE ACTING SKILLS.
R--YES.WHY NOT.BUT DO YOU KNOW TO DANCE PROPERLY?
NK--A LITTLE BIT.
R--LET ME TEACH YOU A DANCE FIRST,LET'S MOVE TO THE DANCE FLOOR.
NK--PLEASE TAKE ME.
R+NK--1,3,5,7 FRONT WITH THE LEGS SYNCHRONISED AND THEN 7,5,3,1 BACK WITH LEGS SYNCHRONISED.
NK--FINE.
R--YOUR MOUTH IS GIVING THE FRAGRANCE OF A FRESH ORANGE,SHOULD I SUCK YOUR LIP?
NK--YOUR MOUTH IS GIVING THE FRAGRANCE OF FRESH GRAPES,SHOULDI DRINK IT?
R--LET'S DRINK EACH OTHERS MOUTH AND LIP JUICES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
NK--I AM IN HEAVEN ,AM LOST.
R--I AM ALSO IN HEAVEN DARLING.YOUARE SO EROTIC.
NK--WHY ARE YOU RUBBING MY PUSSY WITH YOUR INSTRUMENT?
R--I AM NOT RUBBING IT 'S HAPPENING AUTOMATICALLY,SINCE WE ARE EXTREMELY CLOSE.
NK--I AM GETTING SEDUCED,WHO WILL SATISFY ME NOW?
R--YOU GET MORE SEDUCED,I LOVE YOU SWEET-SWEET DARLING.
NK--RINKU ,PLEASE SATISFY ME,IT'S UNTOLERABLE NOW,IT MIGHT FALL IN MY PANT.
R--OK.BUT FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK ALL YOUR JUICES FROM YOUR PUSSY.
NK--PLEASE SUCK IT AND INSERT YOUR LIPS INSIDE THE HOLE.
R--AS YOU WISH MY SWEET HEART.
NK--RINKU,OH!DON'T DO THAT,I AM TURNING MAD.I AM LOST,COMPLETELY LOST,NOW INSERT PLEASE.
R--FINE.YOUR PUSSY GAVE ME 1 LITRES OF JUICES.KHACH-KHACH,FAK-K-FAK,GHAP-GHAP,FACH-FACH-FACH-FACH.
NK--KILL ME.I SAID KILL ME.
R---GHAP-GHAP-GHAP-GHAP,FACHA-FACH,FACHA-FACH,LAPAA-LAP,GHAPA-GHAP.
NK--PLEASE DON'T EJACULATE,FIRST LET ME EJACULATE.
R--FINE.BUT LET ME SUCK YOUR WHITE BREAST SIMULTANEOUSLY,LIP TO LIP,MOUTH SUCKING YOUR NIPPLES,AND MY INSTRUMENT GOING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
NK--I HAVE EJACULATED.YOU,PLEASE EJACULATE NOW.
R--NO,I WONT.I NEED MORE AND MORE.FACH-FACH,GHAPA-GHAP,LAPA-LAP.
NK--DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?
R--ONLY WANT A BABY FROM YOU.
NK--IT'S PAINING.
R--LET ME SQUEEZE YOU THEN I'LL EJACULATE.FACH-FACH,GHAP-GHAP,CHAPA-CHAP,GHAPA GHAP.
NK--WHAT HAPPENED?IT'S BLEEDING.
R--OK.I EJACULATE JUST NOW.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHACHARGHACHARFACHARFACHARFACHARFACHFACHFACHFACHFACHFACH.FINISH.
NK--HOW MANY LITRES HAVE YOU EJACULATED INSIDE?
R--1 LITRE.I SUCKED 1 LITRE AND RETURNED 1 LITRE.THIS IS HONESTY.
NK--PLEASE PUT A TEMPEX INSIDE.
R--OK.NOW?
NK--LET'S HAVE A DRINK AND THEN WE WOULD GO TO THE CHURCH FOR OUR MARRIAGE.
R--FINE.
BISHOP--CONGRATULATIONS,MARRIED.
NK---NOW,I WON'T LEAVE FOR EVER BUT I FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT LEAVE ME.
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I LOVE,ILOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
NK--AND LENAA?
R--SHE WILL BE ALSO MY WIFE.
R---DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM?
NK--WHY SHOULD I HAVE PROBLEM,BUT I FEEL JEALOUS ,I WANTED ONLY YOU AND ME.
R--I AM ALSO JEALOUS OF YOUR EXISTING HUSBAND.
NK--I'LL DIVORCE HIM.WILL YOU BE EVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE LENAA?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.
NK--OK.I 'LL DIVORCE MY HUSBAND YOU KEEP LENAA ASWELL AS ME.IS THIS FINE?
R--YES DARLING IT'S FINE.I LOVE YOUR SOFT-SOFT HEART AND GREEN EYES.
NK--REALLY?
R--I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

PRINCESS DIANA WANTS ME TO SELECT GENE1,WHAT SHOULD I DO?

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.PRINCESS DIANA IS VERY HAPPY WITH ME AND SHE UNFORTUNATELY CAN'T GIVE BIRTH TO OUR OFFSPRINGS.
PD--WHY ARE YOU NOT CLARIFYING YOUR INTEREST?
R--WHICH INTEREST?
PD--GENE1 INTEREST,YOU HAVE TO PASTE AN OINTMENT ON HER WOUNDS.
R--SHOULD I GO AND BEG BEFORE HER OR HER FATHER?WHAT DO YOU WANT?
PD--I MEAN TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER ON HER MOBILE NO.?
R--WHY SHOULD I INITIATE,IF SHE IS INTERESTED,THEN SHE SHOULD CALL ME PERSONALLY.I AM NOT THAT CHEAP.
PD--BUT SHE HESITATES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT DENY HER PROPOSAL OR THERE MIGHT BE RUMOURS ALSO.TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
R--SEE,I AM NOT AN IMMATUARED PERSON LIKE TODI,I AM HI-FIDELITY PERSONALITY.
PD--SO,WHAT SHOULD I DO,I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE CHILDRENS?
R--YOUR PRESENCE NEAR ME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE DARLING,AS FAR AS GENE1 IS CONCERNED,I AM NOT GOING TO INITIATE FIRST,I HAVE GOT AN EXTREME PERSONAL ESTEEM.
PD--OK,AS YOU WISH.LET'S SLEEP.PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

'THE INTERPRETER' MOVIE ON HBO TV CHANNEL,DATED 4.4.10,9PM,INDIA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.YESTERDAY I SAW THE MOVIE'THE INTERPRETER'ON THE HBO MOVIE CHANNEL.NOW,LET ME CALL MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN AS NICOLE KIDMAN AS IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD FOR HER.
NICOLEKID MAN WAS GOOD,BUT NOT VERY GOOD.SHE NEEDS TO LEARN ACTING SKILLS FROM ME.SHE WAS SOFT,BUT ENOUGH SOFT,THE VOICE LACKED THE VERTEBRAL COLUMN.SHE APPEARED ARTIFICIAL.HER COSTUMES WERE NOT WELL DESIGNED.
MR. KELLER WAS A BETTER PERFORMER.HE WAS VERY GOOD.HE SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR NK AND SHE LEFT HIM ULTIMATELY.IS THIS THE REALITY IN THE REAL LIFE OF NICOLE KIDMAN?NO.THOUGH I HAVEN'T MET HER BUT I COULD SAY THAT SHE IS A VERY EMOTIONAL GIRL AND IF A PERSON LIKE ME WHO IS YOUNGER TO HER WILL MEET HER,THEN I AM SURE THAT SHE WOULD NEVER DIVORCE ME.SHE IS HUNGARY FOR THE TRUE LOVE,SIMILARILY AS I AM HUNGARY.LOVE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THIS EARTH.
I LOVED LENAA FOR DAY AND NIGHT AND FOR SEVERAL YEARS,BUT STILL MY THIRST FOR HER LOVE HASN'T DISAPPEARED.YOU COULD EAT AND FILL YOUR STOMACH,BUT THE DEPTH OF HEART IS SO DEEP,THAT THE MORE LOVE YOU FILL ITINSIDE,THE MORE IT WANTS.THIS LOVE IS EXCLUSIVE OF THE PHYSICAL SEX.YOU COULD GET MANY GIRLS FOR SEX,BUT THE RIGHT HEART TO HEART CONNECTION IS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET.THIS HEART TO HEART CONNECTION IS VERY VERY PRECIOUS.THE SKY SNATCHES THIS CONNECTION ALWAYS AND MAKES US A BEGGAR ALWAYS.
LENAA IS PRETTIER AND MORE TALENTED THAN THAT OF NICOLE KIDMAN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

DEAR AAMEER BHAIYAA,VIGYAAPAN KI DUNIYAA MEIN SIRF PAISA HAYE,IZZAT NAHIN.---RINKU ADARSH

DEAR AAMEER BHAIYAA,
PRANAAM.VIGYAAPAN KI DUNIYAA MEIN PAISA HAYE PARANTU PRATISHTHA NAHIN HAYE.KYOON?AB EK MAHAAN ABHINETAA AGAR KISI SALES MAN KI TARAH TELEVISION PAR TOOTH PASTE BECHE,TO KYAA CHAVI BANTI HAYE,OOSKI LOGON KE BEECH.YAHI KI BHEEKAARI HAYE.KAHAAN 'QAYAMAT SE QAYAMAT TAK' AUR KAHAAN TOOTH PASTE BECHNAA.KITNA FARKA HAYE.
SABSE PEHLE MUJHE SADMA LAGAA THAA JAB AMIT UNCLE NE 'BPL' NAAM KE SADE HOOE OOTPAAD KE LIYE VIGYAAPAN KIYAA THAA.ETNE BADE MAHAANAYAK KO PICHE SE BPL KA BADAA SA GUBBARA DAODA RAHAA THAA.BPL KI ETNI HASTI HAYE KYAA.
EK KHAALI BOTTLE LIJIYE,OOSMEIN NAL SE PAANI BHAR DIJIYE AUR THODA CHINI DAAL DIJIYE.OOSKA NAAM RAKH DIJIYE 'AMRIT PAANI' AUR OOSE PRACHAAR KARWAA DIJIYE AMIT UNCLE SE.WO NAL KA PAANI 20 RUPAYE MEIN BIKNE LAGEGA.LEKIN AMIT UNCLE KI CHAVI KA KYAA HOGA?
KAHAAN 'DEEWAAR','LAAWARIS','SILSILA','KASME-VAADE','TRISHUL','DON','SHAHENSHAAH','MUQQADDAR KA SIKANDAR','AGNI PATH'VAGAERAH,AUR KAHAAN EK GHATIYAA SA KAMPANI 'BPL'.CHI-CHI-CHI.AISI KAMAI SE TO BHEEKHAARI RAHNA ACHCHA HAYE.
AAPNE KABHI BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI,YAA SANGEET MAARTAND PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAJ JI KO TOOTH PASTE BECHTE ,YAA KOI GHADI,YAA KOI ANYAA OOTPAAD KA PRACHAAR KARTE HOOE DEKHA HAYE KYAA?KYAA INKI KHYAATI H.E.,BILL CLINTON UNCLE SE KAM HAYE YA BAHAOT ADHEEK HAYE?MERE HINSAAB SE 'SILSILA' SARVASHRESHTA HAYE.
AAPKA APNAA,
RINKU ADARSH
AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.

A FEW LOVE QUOTATIONS IN URDU FOR MY BELOVED LENAA JI---RINKU ADARSH 2010AD,INDIA

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY I AM IN A ROMANTIC MOOD AND WOULD LIKE TO LIKE TO WRITE FEW URDU SHAAYARIS FOR MY BELOVED LENAA JI.
1.'OONKA BHI AZAB DIL HAYE,MERA BHI AZAB JI HAYE'
HAR ZARRA CHAMAKTAA HAYE,ANWAARE-ILAAHI SE'
ANWARE-ILAAHI MEANS SPIRITUAL LIGHT.THIS MEANS HER HEART IS ALSO DIFFICULT TO READ AND MY HEART IS ALSO TYPICAL,EVERY MOLECULE SHINES WITH THE SPIRITUAL LIGHT.
2.'AASMAAN SE KABHI DEKHI NA GAI APNI KHOOSHI'
'AB YE HAALAT HAYE KI HUM HANSATE HOOE DARTE HAIN'
THIS MEANS THAT EVEN THE SKY GOT JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE,NOW THE POSITION IS THAT I FEAR TO LAUGH,BECAUSE THE SKY MIGHT ROB MY LAUGHTER AGAIN.
3.'YE BHI MOOMKIN NAHIN KI MAR JAYEN'
'ZINDAGI,HAYE KITNI ZAALIM HAYE'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO DIE,LIFE,YOU ARE EXTREMELY BRUTAL.
4.'AB YE BHI NAHIN THEEK KI HAR DARD MEETA DEN'
'KOOCH DARD KALEJE SE LAGAANE KE LIYE HAYE'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT'S ALSO NOT GOOD TO REMOVE ALL THE PAINS,BECAUSE THERE ARE CERTAIN PAINS TO BE KEPT INSIDE THE HEART.
5.'SOCHO TO BADI CHEEZ HAYE,TAHZEEB BADAN KI'
'VARNA TO BADAN AAG BOOJHAANE KE LIYE HAYEN'.
'TAHZEEB' MEANS CIVILISATION.THE BODY OF A FEMALE IS GREAT ,BUT IF IT'S A CIVILISED ONE,OTHERWISE HER BODY HAS ONLY MEAN TO SATISFY THE SEXUAL HUNGER OF A MAN.
6.'AGAR MUJHE NA MILIN TUM,TUMHAARE SAR KI KASAM'
'MAIN APNI SAARI JAWAANI TABAAH KAR LOONGAA'.
THIS MEANS IF I FAIL TO GET YOU BACK ,THEN I PROMISE THAT I WILL SPOIL MY ENTIRE LIFE.
7.'TUMHAARI YAAD MEIN MAIN KAAT DOONGA HASRA SE DIN'
'TUMHAARE HIZRA MEIN RAATEN SIYAAH KAR LOONGA'.
'HASRA' MEANS CYCLONE.THIS MEANS THAT I WOULD SPEND MY DAY IN CYCLONE(YOUR LOVE'S CYCLONE),I WILL MAKE MY NIGHT DARKEST IN YOUR REMEMBERANCES.
8.'DOOR KOI,RAAT BHAR GAATA RAHAA'
'TERA MILNA MUJHKO YAAD AATA RAHAA'.
THIS MEANS THAT FAR AWAY SOMEBODY CONTINUED TO SING FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT,SIMULTANEOUSLY OUR MEETINGS OF THE PAST KEPT REVOLVING IN MY MIND.
9.'BIKHRE JO HASEEN ZULFA,BIKHAR JAANE DE'
'EES WAQT KO KOOCH AUR SANVAR JAANE DE'
'ZULFA' MEANS BEAUTIFUL BLACK HAIR OF LENAA.LET LENAA SPREAD HER HAIRS,DON'T STOP IT.LET HER MAKE HERSELF EVEN MORE PRETTIER.
10.'DER LAGI AANE MEIN TUMKO'
'SHUKRA HAYE PHIR BHI AAYE TO'
'AAS NE DIL KA SAATH NA CHODAA'
'WAISE HUM GHABRAYE TO'.
THIS MEANS THAT IT TOOK A VERY LONG TIME FOR YOU TO RETURN BACK TO ME,BUT AFTER ALL YOU GOT ME BACK.THE HOPE DIDN'T LEFT MY HEART,BUT I WENT NERVOUS TOO.
FOR LAPACHKA,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.