Saturday, 21 November 2009

RINKU ADARSH KE ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHEET

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.HOPE EVERYBODY MIGHT BE PREPARING FOR THE PARTICIPATION IN THIS GOING BATTLE AGAINST THE FOREIGN INVADERS OF INDIA.THE 3 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ON TARGET ARE INDIA,CHINA AND IRAAN(FOR ROBBING THEIR PETROLEUM RESERVES).MAIN KHOOD KO 'R' SE AUR EK ANGAREZ AFSAR KO 'A' SE LIKHOONGA.THEEK HAYE?
A-HIS HIGHNESS,HOW ARE YOU?
R-HIS HIGHNESS, E KAA BOLA TAARA?
A-AAP HUMLOGON KE 'PRINCESS DIANA' (ANGAREZWAN KE RAAJKUMARI),KE KHAAS DOST HAIN,ISLIYE HIS HIGHNESS BOLTA HAYE
R-SAAR,TOHNI SA AAPAN GHAR KE LADKIYAA KE TA APNE MARWA DELA,CHALAL BAADA HAMRA HIS HIGHNESS KAHE.
A-AAP HUMLOG PAR KYOON NAARAAZ HAYE?
R-NARAAZ?ABHI TA TOHNI KE GOR GOR MEHRARUAN KE AA BETIYAN KE KHOOB CHODAB.ABHI HAMAR CHODE KE STYLE NAIKHE DEKHLE BAADA,MAADAR CHOD.
A-LE JAO MERA BIWI AUR BETI KO AUR KHOOB CHODO,LEKIN APNE DESH PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO
R-HUKUMAT KARBA, TA PAHLE JETNA HINDUSTAAN KE LOG BA SAB KE LAODA CHAATE KE PAADI.BOLA CHAAT BE LAODA SAB KE?
A-HAAN LAODA KYAA,LAODA CHOOSE KA BHI?
R-BAAKI DHANWA DE DA LOG SAB AAPAN AAPAN?
A-HAAN DESH KA SAB RUPAYA DE DO,AUR HUM SAB ANGAREZ LOG ZINDAGI BHAR TUM LOGON KA LAODA CHAATE GA?
R-AB TOHNI PAHILE ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KE HAMNI KE SAONP DA,HUMNI TOHNI GULAAM BANA KE KHOOB KHOON CHOOSAB,OKAR BAAD BAAT AAGE BADHI.
A-YE NAHIN HO SAKTA HAYE?
R-TA ZHAANT HIS HIGHNESS KAHAA TAARA BHAAGA NAA TA GAANDIYE MEIN LAATHI KARDEB,HARAAMI KE AOLAAD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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