KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHIT

R-E,JETNA JEEV ZANTU,SAMUNDAR,TAARA E KE BANAILAS,AADMI KE KAON BANAILAS?
K-BHAGWAAN.
R-ANGAREZWAN KE KAHAANI TA BAS DOOIE HAZAAR SAAL BA,ISA MASIH KE SOOLI PAR CHADHAWE KE BAAD,A HAMNI KE KAHAANI ,DEVI-DEVTA KE LAKHON KARODON SAAL POORAAN BA.ANGAREZWAN SA KE KAONO IZZAT BA?SAAR LOG KE MEHRARUA KE 100 CHODA LE SA,BETIYAN SAB DUSE SAAL KE OOMAR SE CHOWAYE SHURU KARA LI SA.SMACK,BHOORA CHINI,AFEEM,CHARAS,AUR TARAH TARAH KE NASHILA CHEEZ KHAKE SOOTAL RAHA LE SA.AMERIKA MEIN ASPATAAL MEIN ROGI SAB BHARAL RAHALA LOG,AIDS ,SIFLIS,GANORIA AURO TARAH KE ROG RAHA LA SAB KE.
K-A ROOS MEIN?
R-OONHAAN ASPATAAL MEIN EKKO MARIJ NA DEKHAI DIHI,KAAHE KI BAHOOT SAFAI BA OONHA.
K-ACHCHA SOONANI HA KI AMERIKA ANTARIKSHA MEIN KHOOB OOPAR E GO OOPGRAH STATION BANAILE BA,OONHAAN SA6 MAHINA RAHILE SA?R -OONHAAN SE YUDH KE SAB KAARWAI HOI.
K-TAB TA SAB YUDH JEET JAIHEN SA?
R-OONKARO SE BHI TA LAKHON KARODON MEEL OOPAR JE KARODO TAARA,GRAH,NAKSHATRA BAADE SA,OOHNIYAN KE OONKAR STATION FAIL KARDIHEN SA.HANUMAAN JI SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE SEO SAMAJH KE AASMAAN MEIN OODKARKE SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE KHA GAILAN AUR OONKAR MOONH JAR GAIL.ABHI ANGAREZAWAN SA SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE PHOTOIE LETARE SA.EK DAM BAOORAAH BAADE SA.HAMNI KE RISHI MOONI MARAL AADMI PAR PAANI CHIT KARKE ZINDA KARDET RAHAN,OHNI KE BOOJHAITE NAIKHE KI AAKHIR EKAR RAHASYA KA BAA.
K-SOONANI KI RAOOR TARENAWA MEIN AANKH FODE KE KOSHISH BHAIL RAHE?
R-KALKATTA MEIN MBA KARAT RAHIN.DANAPUR-HOWRAH TRAIN SE LAOTAT RAHIN.AAPAN RESERVATION SEAT PAR SOOTAL RAHIN.BUS,DUS GO LAIKA AAKARKE HAMAAR DEIHAAN PAR BAITH GAILE SA.HUM KAHNI KI BHAI LOG THAAKAL BAANI,TANI GHASAK JA.TA KAHLE SA KI SOOTA NA TA TRAIN PAR FEK DEB.HUM RAIL POLICE KE KAHNI.OHNIYAN SAB THAPADIYA DELE SA OHNI KE. OKAR BAAD DOOSAR STATION PAR SAB 20 GO AILE SA.TA KHOOB MARNI SABKE.OKAR BAAD TEESRA STATION PAR 50 GO AILE SA AUR HAMRA GHER KE KAANTI WAALA ANGOOTHI SE HAMAAR ANKHIYAA MEIN GHOOSA MAAR DELE SA.HUM SOCHNI KI HAMAAR ANKHIYAA PHOOT GAIL.HARA HARA KHOON GIRE LAGAL.TAB ROOMAAL NIKAAL KE ANKHIYA TOPNI.ROOMALAWA KHOON SE LATHPATH HO GAIL.PATNA OOTAR KE DAAKTAR SE DEKHAWNI,TA DAAKTAR SAHEB BOLLE KI PHOOTAL NAIKHE.ANKHIYAA LAAL RAHAL 6 MAHINA TAK,CHOT HO GAIL.2 GHANTA KHOON GIRAT RAHAL,KAONO PASSENGER KOOCH NAHIN BOLLE SA .I SAB SUNIYOJIT DHANG SE HOIL RAHE.
K-E YUDH CHALA TA EKRA MEIN RAAOR KA ROLE RAHI?
R-WAHI JO MAHABHARAT MEIN HANUMAN JI,KRISHNA JI,ARJUN JI KE RAHE,FARKA KHAALI E HE RAHI KI TEENO KE ROLE HAMRE KARE PADI.
K-AA SENE KE MADAD NA LEB?
R-SENA TA KATA TIYA JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN ROZ 100 GO.OHNI KE GOLI KHAAYE KE ORDER MILIA BA ,MAARE KE NAHIN.
K-TAA KEKE SAATH DIHI RAOORA E MAHABHARAT MEIN?
R-KOINA,HUM AKELE JEET JAIB?
K-HAMNI BAANI SAATHE?
R-TU LOG SOOTA,E TU LOGAN KE BAS KE BAHAR KE CHEEZ BA.
K-LEKIN E LADAI POORA DESH KE DUSHMAN SE KAISE JEETAB AKELE?
R-E TA HUM AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI ZAANA LAN.KOI AUR ZAANIYE NAA SAKA LA.KETNO KOSHISH KARLE E POORA DUNIYAA MEIN.
K-TA HANTHIYAAR KAHAAN SE LAIB?
R-TU DE DIHA AAPAN LATHIYAA.
K-MAZAAK MAT KARIN,POORA DESH KE ZANTA AUR CHIN,ROOS ITYAADI DESH KE JANTA RAAOR SAATH DIHI.
R-LEKIN HUM TA AKELE FOOK DEB SABKE.HAMRA KE YUDH ZEETE KE AASHIRVAAD DIHIN BUS.
K-YUDH KAHIYA SHURU HOI?
R-YUDH CHAALOO BA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI LOG PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH