KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET

JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MAATA KI.AAJ KOOCH AURO ZAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI THIK BAA?THEEK BA.
K-SARKAAR E DAAKTAR,ENGINEER,MBA,MCA KAAHE LA LOG PADHA LA ?
R-KHOOB TEELAK LEWE LA ,PAISA KAMAYE LA.
K-KAISE?
R-DAAKTARI-EKAR PADHAI ANGAREJI BHASHA MEIN HO LA,ANGAREJWAN KE LIKHAL KITAAB PADHAWAH JAA LA.AURO AAPAN AADHAA GYAAN DE KE OHNIYAN KE MCH KE DEGREE DE DIAL JA LAA,AURO AADHA GYAAN SAB LOOKA LELE SA.BUS,INHAAN KE DAAKTAR LOG PHOOL KE TOBDA HO JAALE SA AURO KAONO BEEMARI HOI,TA KAHIYEN KI EKAR ELAAZE NAIKHE.BUS ROGI LOG MAR JAALA.AURO
KILNIKIYAA MEIN GHOOS KE KAONO HAWAI FIRING ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDAWAN SAB KARIHEN TA OHNIYAN KE PANTE MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA.
K-E KAISE SARKAAR?
R-GALAT SIKSHA PADDHATI ZE HAMNI KE DES MEIN BA.ZAB DAAKTAR LOG KE KAHIYO BANDOOK,PISTAOL,GOLA,BAROOD CHALAWE KE TRAININGE NA DIYAA LA TA JHAADA HOIYE JAI NA HAWAIYE FIRING MEIN.
K-A INGINIYAR LOG?
R-OHNI KE BHI ANGAREZI BHASHA MEIN PADHA KE,AADHE GYAAN DEKE AURO BEROZGAAR BANA DEAL JAALA.BIYAAH KE BAAD 10 BARAS NAOKARIYE KHOJE MEIN BEET JAALA,TA COACHING CENTRE KHOL KE ROTI TARKAARI KE INTAZAAM KARE LAAGA LOG.EMAANDAARI DEKHAWE PAR EKKE GO HAWAI FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA SA KE,KAAHE KI TARENINGE NAIKHE.
K-AA MBA LOG?
R-OHNI SABKE KE BHI ANGAREZAWAN KE KITAAB PADHA KE DEGREE DEYAL JAALA AURO BADHINYA TILAK A BIAAH HO JAALA.OKAR BAAD SAB ANGAREZWAN KE KAMPANIYA MEIN NAOKAR NIYAN KHOON CHOOSWA KE DOO GO PAISA RAAT KE 11 BAZE LEKE AAWA LE SA.FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAI OHNIYAN KE,WAISE HIN MCA KE HAAL BA.
K-AURO IAS ,IPS KE?
R-OHNI PAR ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDA NETAWAN SA RAAZ KARA LE SA.TILAK,BIAAH BADHINYAA HO JAALA,4 GO SIPAHI DE DIYAL JAALA IZZAT KHAATIR.
K-TA EKAR MATLAB POORA GYAAN BA ANGAREZWAN SABKE?
R-NAAHIN.OHNIYAN SA KE BHI ABHI KUCHCHO GYAAN NAIKHE ,SAAR KHOZE MEIN LAAGAL BAADE SA.
K-MATLAB KI APNO BARBAAD BAADE SA A HAMNIYO KE BARBAAD KARDE LE SA?
R-TA?
K-TA POORA GYAAN KEKRA PAAS BA?
R-POORA GYAAN ,HAMNI KE DESH MEIN BA,BRAMHA JI KE PAAS BA?
K-SRISHTI KE RACHAITA ZE BAADE?
R-TA?OONKAR BETI SARASWATI JI KE HAANTH MEIN BEENA BA,OOHE GYAAN KE BHANDAAR BAADI.BANARAS HINDU VISHWA VIDYALAYE KE PRAACHIN BHARAT KE ITIHAAS KE DEPARTMENT MEIN ,PUSTAKALAYE BA OOHAAN PATTA PAR RAHASYA KE
BAAT PAHILE KE RISHI MOONI SA ZE AAJ SE 1,000 SAAL PHILE LIKH KE GAIL BAADE,OO FILAWA MEIN BAND BA,AURO OKRA DEEMAK CHAATA TA.KAAHE KI OO FILEWA KHOOLE SE SAB GYAAN AURO RAHAYA KHOOLE LAAGI.EHI SE SAAR KE DEEMAK SE CHATWAIL ZAATA.WAISE SE OONHA KE POORAATATWA VIBHAAG MEIN MEIN POORAN RAHASYA AURO ADRISHYA TAAKAT KE BAAT FILEWA MEIN DEEMAK CHATA TA.FILEWA KHOOLTE HIN SAB RAHASYA KHOOL JAI.
K-TAA OKRAA KAAHE NAIKHE KHOLAL JAATA?
R-RAAJNIT KE KAARAN.ANGAREZWAN SAB KE SAAZISH HA?
K-TA SABSE BADHINYA TA NETE BANAL HOGAIL?
R-NAA.OHNIYON SA DOOKH KE MAARAL BAADE SA,KAAHE KI OHNIYAN KE ANGAREZWA SAB PAISA DEKE KHARIDLE BAADE SA AURO DARAA KE RAKHLE BAADE SA.JAISE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI SAHI KAAM KARLI TA MARAA GAILI,RAJEEV GANDHI MARAA GAILE,SANJAY GANDHI MARAA GAILE,BHAGAT SINGH MARAA GAILE,TA EHI SE MARAAYE KE KARAN NETAWANO SA FANSAL BAADE SA.,KAAHE KI ANGAAREZWAN SA EK DANE RUPAIYA KE BORA AUR DOOSAR TARAF BANDOOK SATAILE BAADE SA ,A KAHALE KI CHOON LA.TA DARE RUPAYA KE BORA LEWE KE MAZBOOR HO JAALE SA.
K-EHAAN KE DAAKTAR ,INGINIAR,MBA JO ENGLAND AURO AMERIKA MEIN RAHA TAARE SA OHNI KE KAA HAAL BA?
R-OHNI KE NAOKAR NIAN OONHAAN KHATAKE,OONKARE KE LATIAKE,KHOONAWA CHOOS KE 2 GO PAISA DEDE TAARE SA.OHNI SA INHAAN AAKE AAPAN DHANIKAI DEKHAWALE SA AURO NRI (AMEER LOG) KAHAAWA LE SA.
K-EHI SE MIKAL JAKSAN KE REKARD TODE KE RAAOR ANNOUNCE KARE KE BAAD ANGAREZWAN KE GAAND FAATAL BA?
R-FAATBE KARI,SARASWATI PUTRA JO THAHARNI.E SANGEETWA KE BAADSHAH TA HAMNIYE KE NA DESH BA,PRACHIN BHARTIYE ITIHAAS KE ANOOSAAR.
K-BAAKI AAJKE SANGITWA SOONE KE MAN NA KARA LA/
R-KAAHE?
K-KAONO KAAN SE GAAWA TA,KAONO NAKIYAA SE GAAWA TA,KAONO ANKHIYAA SE GAWA TA,KAONO LAAND SE GAAWA TA?
R-TA BINA PRASIKCHAN KE KOCHI SE GAIHEN?KANTHAWA SE SOORAWA NIKLI TA NA?
K-KANTHAWA SE SOOR NIKAALE MEIN KA DIKKAT BA?
R-30-40- BARAS KE KATHIN TARENING AURO OKRO SE BADHA KE SARASWATI MAATA KE AASHIRWAAD OO GAAYAK PAR HONA BAHOOT ZAROORI BA.ETNA KATHIN TAPASYA KE KARI.
K- A TABLA WAADAN MEIN?
R-HAMNI KE TABLA BAAZI TA ANGAREZWAN KE BOOJHIBE NA KARI KI KAA BAZAA TAA,KAAHE KI TABLO SIKHE MEIN 30-40 BARAS LAAG ZAALA,AURO BAHOOT KATHIN TAPASYA KE ZAROORAT PAADA LA AUR SABSE BAD BAAT BA KI OO TABLA BAADAK PAR SARASWATI MATA KE BHARPOOR AASHIRVAAD KE ZAROORAT BA.
K- E KEYBORDAWA KAHOLA?
R-E ANGAREZWAN KE BANAWAL BAOORAAH SANGEET KE SAAZ BA,KAAHE KI OKRA SE ZE AWAAZ NIKLA LA OO AADMI KE AATMA MEIN JAGAH NA BANA PAWALA.
K-KAAHE?
R-KHAANA MOONH SE NA KHAIL JAALA,A OOHE NAAK SE KHIWAYE LAGE TA KA HOI,AADMI MAR JAI,WAHI HAAL BAA KI TABLA GANESH BHAGWAN KE MRIDANG KAAT KE BANAWAL GAIL BA,DIVYA SAAZ HA,AB OKRA KE BAOORAAH ANGAREZWAN SA KEYBORDWA SE BAZAI TA OO SOONE MEIN BAOORAAH NIYAN LAAGI EHI SE.
K-RAOORA TABLA KE KETNA GYAAN BA AURO SANGIT KE KETNA SAMAJH BA?
R-ETNA,JETNA KI E POORA SANSAAR MEIN KEKRO PAAS NAA BAA.
K-LOG EKRA BHANZAOTI KAHIYEN?
R-TAA KAONO POORA DUNIYAA SE AAKE FARIYA LEWE.CHALLENGE BAA.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.TAALI BAZAWA LOG -TADTADTADTADTADTADTATDTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTAD
R-ARE BHAI BAHOOT BAZAILA ,AB CHODA.ACHCHA AB AAGYA DIHIN
K- BAAKI SARKAAR AGAR ROOS KE DAKTAR,INGINIYAR ITYAADI PAR KAONO FORING KARA TA KA KARA LE SA.
R-OONKA KE EKKE MUKKA MEIN KHATAM KARDELE SA,AUTOMATIK AADHOONIK PITOLAWA JO EKKE MINUTE 500 GOLI CHODA LA OO TA OHNIYAN KE AAPAN PAKIT SE NIKALE KE JAROORATE NAA PADA LA.
PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH