ANGAREZ BAEGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET

'B' SE BAE GYAANIK AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
'B'-HELLO.
'R'-PRANAAM.
'R'-KRISHNA BHAGWAAN GEETA MEIN KEHLE KI.................
'B'-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA),KRISHNA TO CHOR THAA,GANWAAR (GWAAR,GWAALA) THAA ,LATKHOR THAA.BACHPAN MEIN GHAR-GHAR MEIN GHOOS KE DOODH,DAHI,GHEE,MAKHHAN CHORI KARTA THAA AUR SHIKAYAAT AANE PAR MAAR KHAATA THAA,AUR PHIR CHORI KARTA THAA.BACHPAN SE OOSKA CHARITRA KHARAAB THAA,GAAYE ,BHAENS CHARATA THAA LAATHE LEKE AUR BADA HOKE RANDDIBAAZ HO GAYA,100-100 CHOKRI LOGON KE SAATH NAACH KARTA THAA AUR OONKO CHODTA THAA.WO BHAGWAAN HAYE?
R-GURU NANAK JI AURO GURU GOBIND SINGH JI KAHLE...........
B-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA).SARDAR LOGON KE PAGDI OONLOGON KA DEEMAAG THANDHA RAKHTA HAYE,AUR CHAKU BHI RAKHTA HAYE.12 BAZE KHOPDI GARAM HO JAATA HAYE DHOOP KE KARAN,ULLU KA PATTHAA HAYE.
R-ACHCHA TU LOG E DESWA KE GULAAM KAISE BANAILA?
B-PEHLE INDIRA GANDHI KO MARWA DIYAA,JISKE PAAS AZAADI KA CHAABHI THAA,PHIR OOSKA BETA RAJEEV GANDHI WO CHABHI LE LIYA ,TO OSSKO BAM SE OODA DIYA,PHIR DAR KE MAARE WO CHABHI KOI OOTHAYA NAHIN,PHIR HUMLOG 10
RAAZNITIK PARTY BANAKE .AUR AAPAS MEIN LADAKE CHABHI LOOT LIYA,BAS DES GULAAM HO GAYA,GARIB ,BHIKHAARI LOGON KO RUPAYA DEKAR KE AATANKWAADI BANA DIYA,JISKE DAR KE SAMAAJ MEIN SAB KOI DAR KE RAHE,KOI BAGAWAT NAHIN KARE.
R-HAMRA KAA KARE KE CHAHIN?
B- DEKHO,TUM HONHAAR KALAAKAR HAYE(MANAWA MEIN SOCHNI KI A GO SOORWA TA KANTHWA SE SAHI NA NIKLALA ,AA SAAR HAMRA KE HONHAAR KALAAKAAR KAHA TAA),TUM 'SLUM PAEKHANA' CINEMA BANAO,AUR OOSMEIN BHARAT KE JHOPADPATTI KO DIKHAO,DIKHAO KI KIS TARAH BHIKH MANGA LOG PAEKHANA KE OOPAR ,CHOOLHA JALAAKE AANTA SAANTA HAYE,AUR WO PAEKHANAA PAR BHIN BHINATA HOOA MAKHKHI LOG KIS TARAH OOS AANTA PAR BAETHTA HAYE,AUR OOSI KO BHEEKHMANGA LOG KHAATAA HAYE,TO TUMKO 10 AOSKAR ENAAM,9 GARAMI INAAM,75 BIDESI DAAKTARATE KA DEGREE AUR 10 BORA HEERA DEGA.
R-BAAKI EKRAA SE RAOORA KA FAEDA HOI?
B-TUMHARA DES KA ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN AUR SAAKH GIR JAYEGA.JO ITNA GARIB,PICHDA HOOA LOG HAYE,OOSKA SAMAAN KAON KHARIDEGA?
R-AURO?
B-HUM LOG AMERIKA KE KAALA LOG,JO WAHAAN KA MOOL NIWAASI HAYE ,OOSKO BHI GULAAM BANAKE,JHOPDI MEIN DAAL DIYAA,AUR KHOOD MAHAM MEIN RAHTA HAYE.WAHAAN KA RASHTRAPATI ,KAALA AADMI KO BANAA DIYA ,DIKHAWE KE LIYE,AUR WO HUM GORA LOG KE HAANTH KA KATHPOOTLI HAYE.HAMARA AMERKI FAOJ JALD HI ,TUMHAARE DES KE FAOJ KO GHER LEGA,AUR LAAL KILA PAR HAMARA JHANDA GAD JAYEGA.
R-BAAKI HUM GAIB KAISE,HAMRA TA KANTHAWA SE SOORE NA NIKLA LA?
B-TO NAAK SE GAA DENAA.
R-NAKWA MEIN SARDI DHARLE BA?
B-TO KISHORE KUMAR KA GAANA BAZAA DENA AUR KEHNA KI TUM GAYA HAYE.
R-ETNAA GYAAN DEWE KHAATIR,DHANYAWAAD.
RINKU ADARSH