ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHIT

ANGAREZ 'A' SE AURO HUM AAPAN NAAM 'R' SE LIKHAB.
A-HIS HIGHNESS?
R-FEERO AILA,VAGLA KI NAA.
A-AAP KYAA SAMAJHATA HAYE AAP HUM LOG SE LADAI JEET JAYEGA.HUMLOG MOBILE TAWAR LAGA DIYA HAYE POORE DESH MEIN,OOPGRAH FIT KAR DIYA HAYE BHARAT PAR JAASOOSI KE LIYE,COMPUTER LAGA DIYA HAYE POORA BHARAT MEIN,MOBILE PHONE GAON GAON TAK FAILA DIYA HAYE GAON GAON TAK.AB TUM LOG KOOCH NAHIN KAR SAKTAHAYE HUMLOGON KA.PARMAANU BAM MAAR KE TUMHAARA DESH KA TOOKDA TOOKDA OODA DEGA.
R-EKAR MATLAB AAPAN TAIYAARI SE POORA SANTOOSHTA BAADA?
A-BAHAOT SAANTOOSHTA?
R-TA JAA SAB PARMAANU BAMWA HAMNI KE DESHWA FEK DIHA,HUMNI KE TAIYAARI KARODON SAAL KAR KE DHAR DELE BAANI.JAA FEKA PARMAANU BAM.KAHIYAA FEKBA ,BOLA?
A-E JO BOMB BISFOT HO RAHA HAYE OOSMEIN TUMHAARA BHARAT KA LOG MARAA RAHAA HAYE?HAA-HAA.
R-JETNA MARAA TA OKRA SE DUS GOONA ROZ PAEDO TA LETA?AAPAN SABSE TAAKATWAR PARMAANU BAMWA FEKA NOO,TAA NAA HUMNIYO KE MAZAA AAI TOH NIYAN KE GOR GOR MEHRARUA AURO BETIYAN CHODE MEIN.
A-TO SAODA KARLO,JITNA GORI LADKI HAYE SABKO CHODO,LEKIN BHARAT PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO.
R-E TOHNIYAN KE JO ANGAREZI KAMPANIYA KE OFFICEWA CHALATA NU BHARAT MEIN,U SA EKKE GHANTA MEIN FOOKA JAI,SAMAJHLA MAADAR CHOD.SAB TIBIYA PAR PARCHARWA JE DE TAARA NOO OOSAB EKKE GHANTA MEIN BAND HO JAI.AURO HUMNI KE TAAKAT DEKHA,GAAND FAAT KE 100 AADHA HO JAI.
A-AAP BAHAOT KHATARNAAK HAYE.
R-E TA JAB TOHNIYAN KE DESH MEIN HAMAAR HUKUMAT CHALOO TAIHA BOOJHAI.AA ABKI AILA TA KARIYAA BANA DEB.
A-KYA KAREGA ABHI BATAO?
R-DHISHOOM ,DHISHOOM,DHISHOOM.
A-ARE MERA TO THOBDA KA POORA DAANT BAAHAR KAR DIYA.
R-TA PUBLIK LOG AA GAIL ,KAAHE MOONH FAAD DENI EKAR.E HUMNI KE DESHWA PAR PARMAANU BAM GIRAWE KE DHAMKI DETA.
'P' SE PUBLIC.
P-MAAR SAAR KE ,OOPAR SE NICHE TAK SAAR KE TOOKDA KAR DE .DHADAAM,TRIM,TROOM,TRAAM,BHRAAM.
R-CHOD DA ,MAR JAI.ASPATAAL LE JAA.
P-ACHCHA SARKAR LE JAA TAANI.
RINKU ADARSH