'B' SE BAIGYAANIK AURO'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-TU LOG GWAAR KE KAAHE CHUNLA E DESWA KE TODE KHAATIR?
B-KYON KI HUMLOGON KO AISA AADMI KA TALAASH THAA JO GHOONS BHI LELE AUR LAATHI BHI CHALAYE.TUM LOG KALAM SE LIKHTA RAHEGA AUR WO HAANTH PAR JOD SE LAATHI MAAREGA,TO,KALAM AUR HAANTH DONO TOOT JAYEGA.
R-AUR TU LOG SARDAR JI LOG KE KAAHE CHUNALA?
B-KYON KI OOSKE PAAS CHAKU AUR TALWAAR HAYE,TOORAT CHAKU MAARDEGA.
R-A HAMNI?
B-TUM DAMRU BAZAATE HO,TUMHAARE PAAS KYAA TAAKAT HAYE.
R-HUM DAMRU NA TABLA BAZAILA.
B HAAN-HAAN WAHI TABLA.
R-SOON BA KA,BAAKI EKAANT MEIN CHALE PADI,E HAAN BADI SHOR BA AURO HAMRA PAAS 10 BORA KOHINOOR HEERA BHI BA OOHO TORA KE DEB.
B-CHALO-CHALO TABLA SUNAO AUR DHAN DO.
R- DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE MOONH NAAK ,THOBDA SAB TOD DIYA
R-LA TAOLIYA AURU MOONHAWA POCHA./DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE AB ANTEEM SAANS LENE DO
R-PAHILE DHAN LA
R-DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN /DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHISHOOM.
R- YE BAEGYAANIK JI,ARE E TA MAR GAIL.
'P' SE PUBLIC LIKHAI
P- KA HOIL SARKAR?
R-ARE E SARWA PARMAANU BAM DESWA PAR GIRAWE LA KAHAT RAHE
P-JALDI SE PETROL LAGAKE AAG LAGA DIYAL JAAYE EKAR DEHINYAA MEIN.DHOON DHOON DHOON DHHOON.........
P-E TA ZAR GAIL
TABHIYE POLICE AAIL,TA 'PO' SE POLICE LIKHAI
PO- YE KYAAL JAAL RAHA HAYE?
P- AGZA SARKAR
PO-LEKIN YE TO KISI ANGAREZ KA BODY LAGTA HAYE.SACXH SACH BATAO
P-SARKAAR E ANGARAZWAA BAEGYAANIK,THAL SENA KE E GO SAINIK SE KAHIKLAS KI TOHRA DESWA PAR PARMANU BAM GIRA DEB,OOHE KHISIAKE MOOADELE AURO AAG LAGA DELE.
PO-WO KIDHAR GYA
P-PATA NA SARKAR
PO-(MANEMANE SOCHE LAAGAL KI AB JANTA BAGAAWAT KAR DELI SA).CHALA ACHCHA BA HAMNIYON KE BOJH AB HAAALKA HO JAI.
RINKU ADARSH
Saturday, 28 November 2009
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET
'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-KAA HAAL CHAAL BAA?
K-YUDH KE TAEYAARI POORA ZOD SOD SE HOTA .
R-THEEK BA.ANGAREZWAA SAB HAMRA KE' SALAM PAEKHAANA ' CINEMA BANAWE KE KAHA TAARE SA,OOH MEIN JHOPADPATTI AURO GARIB LOGAN KE ZINDAGI,KI KAISE SAB PAEKHANA WA PRA ROTI SEK KE KHAALE,OO CINEME BANAWELA.OKRA SE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN HAMNI KE SAAKH AUR KHARAAB HO JAI.
K-TAB KA KARAB RAOORA?
R-'LAV ASTORI IN HAVAN-KEEV' BANAIB,AURO OKRA MEIN ANGAREZWAN KE SABSE KEEMATI HIROIENIYA KE LEKE AURO JHOPADPATTIYAA KE DOM,CHAMAAR,DUSAADH,BADHAI,KUMHAAR,LOHAAR,ITYADI KE JHOPADIYAA MEIN BOLA KE AURO,OHNIYAN KE TUTTAL CHAONKIYAA PAR OHNI SAB SE OO ANGAREZ HEROINAWA KE CHODWAIB,AURO,OO CINEMA POORA DUNIYAA DEKHI.EKRA SE HAMNI KE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN SAAKH BADH JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-ACHCHA AAJ AKHBARAWA MEIN SONIA GANDHI E DOOKH KE SAMAYE MEIN HANSAT RAHI?
R-OO HANSAT NA,BHEETRE BHEETRE ROAT RAHI ,KAAHE POL KHOOLAL CHAL JAATA.
K-AURO MANMOHAN SINGH KE DEKHNI KI DAARU KE GEELAAS AMERIKA KE KARIA RASHTRAPATI SE ZAAM TAKRAWAT RAHAN?
R-OO KALUA KE HAANTH MEIN DAARU RAHE,LEKIN OONKAR GEELAAS MEIN HAMNI KE KHOON RAHE.KHOON KHICHAYE KE SAODA HO GAIL.
K-ACHCHE RAOORA ETNA BAD KHAANDAAN KE LADKIYA KE KAISE PATAINE,KEEV SAHARIYA MEIN?
R-OKAR BAAP HAMRA KE GULAAM KAHLAS,LEKIN HAMRA SAATH NA CHODLAS.PREMIKA KAHLAS KI AAJ TAK TA TOHAAR DES KE JHOPADIYE DEKHLE BAANI,SADAKIYAA PAR KUTTA,BILLI,SIYAAR,GHODA,HAANTHI,NAAG SAANP.BADKA-BADKA AJGAR SAANP,BAAGH,SER,ITYAADI CHALALE SA,SE EK DAM JANGAL HA.
K-TAB RAAOORA KA KAINI?
R-HUM INHAAN KE FILMI DUNIYAA KE STAR DUT AURO FILMFARE MAGZINIA LEGAINI ,KI OONHA AMEERO LOG BAA,TA KAHLI KI HAM APNE SE OONKA PARVAWAI KARELA,CHAPWAKE LAILE BAANI.E HI SE OO BHARAT NA AILI AURO 3 SAAL KE PRAGAADH PREM SAMAAPTA HO GAIL.
K-TAB TA PREM KE LADAI RAOORA HAAR GAINI?
R-HAARNI NAA.OO PREM ABHIYO BAA,AURO WAHI SHAKTI DETA ANGAREZWAN KE KHADERE MEIN.
K-TAB YUDH MEIN AURO KOCHI KOCHI KAREKE BA?
R-OHNIYAAN KE DESWA MEIN GHOOS KE AURO OHNI KE TIJORI LOOT LIHAL JAI,AURO SAB JHOPADIYAA KE MAHAL BANADEEYAL JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA LOG BHIDAL RAHA ,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN.
K- ACHCHA HUZOOR BHARAT MEIN 3G,CHINA MEIN 4G,ROOS MEIN 5G,CANADA MEIN6G ITYAADI MOBILE AAWATA,TA HAMNI KE PAAS 6G MOBILEWA KAAHE NAIKHE AAWAT?
R-HAMNI KE PAAS 'G HAZOOR' MOBILEWA AAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-BAAKI RAAOOR CINEMAWA KE OSKARAWA NAA MEELI,NA RAAOOR SANGITWA KE GRAAMI INAAM MILI.
R-JHAANT PAR JAO OSKAR A GRAMI,HAMNI KE TA OHNI KE KHAZANAWA KE CHABHI CHAHIN.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA AB AAGYA DEEHIN,NAMASHKAAR.
RINKU ADARSH
R-KAA HAAL CHAAL BAA?
K-YUDH KE TAEYAARI POORA ZOD SOD SE HOTA .
R-THEEK BA.ANGAREZWAA SAB HAMRA KE' SALAM PAEKHAANA ' CINEMA BANAWE KE KAHA TAARE SA,OOH MEIN JHOPADPATTI AURO GARIB LOGAN KE ZINDAGI,KI KAISE SAB PAEKHANA WA PRA ROTI SEK KE KHAALE,OO CINEME BANAWELA.OKRA SE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN HAMNI KE SAAKH AUR KHARAAB HO JAI.
K-TAB KA KARAB RAOORA?
R-'LAV ASTORI IN HAVAN-KEEV' BANAIB,AURO OKRA MEIN ANGAREZWAN KE SABSE KEEMATI HIROIENIYA KE LEKE AURO JHOPADPATTIYAA KE DOM,CHAMAAR,DUSAADH,BADHAI,KUMHAAR,LOHAAR,ITYADI KE JHOPADIYAA MEIN BOLA KE AURO,OHNIYAN KE TUTTAL CHAONKIYAA PAR OHNI SAB SE OO ANGAREZ HEROINAWA KE CHODWAIB,AURO,OO CINEMA POORA DUNIYAA DEKHI.EKRA SE HAMNI KE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN SAAKH BADH JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-ACHCHA AAJ AKHBARAWA MEIN SONIA GANDHI E DOOKH KE SAMAYE MEIN HANSAT RAHI?
R-OO HANSAT NA,BHEETRE BHEETRE ROAT RAHI ,KAAHE POL KHOOLAL CHAL JAATA.
K-AURO MANMOHAN SINGH KE DEKHNI KI DAARU KE GEELAAS AMERIKA KE KARIA RASHTRAPATI SE ZAAM TAKRAWAT RAHAN?
R-OO KALUA KE HAANTH MEIN DAARU RAHE,LEKIN OONKAR GEELAAS MEIN HAMNI KE KHOON RAHE.KHOON KHICHAYE KE SAODA HO GAIL.
K-ACHCHE RAOORA ETNA BAD KHAANDAAN KE LADKIYA KE KAISE PATAINE,KEEV SAHARIYA MEIN?
R-OKAR BAAP HAMRA KE GULAAM KAHLAS,LEKIN HAMRA SAATH NA CHODLAS.PREMIKA KAHLAS KI AAJ TAK TA TOHAAR DES KE JHOPADIYE DEKHLE BAANI,SADAKIYAA PAR KUTTA,BILLI,SIYAAR,GHODA,HAANTHI,NAAG SAANP.BADKA-BADKA AJGAR SAANP,BAAGH,SER,ITYAADI CHALALE SA,SE EK DAM JANGAL HA.
K-TAB RAAOORA KA KAINI?
R-HUM INHAAN KE FILMI DUNIYAA KE STAR DUT AURO FILMFARE MAGZINIA LEGAINI ,KI OONHA AMEERO LOG BAA,TA KAHLI KI HAM APNE SE OONKA PARVAWAI KARELA,CHAPWAKE LAILE BAANI.E HI SE OO BHARAT NA AILI AURO 3 SAAL KE PRAGAADH PREM SAMAAPTA HO GAIL.
K-TAB TA PREM KE LADAI RAOORA HAAR GAINI?
R-HAARNI NAA.OO PREM ABHIYO BAA,AURO WAHI SHAKTI DETA ANGAREZWAN KE KHADERE MEIN.
K-TAB YUDH MEIN AURO KOCHI KOCHI KAREKE BA?
R-OHNIYAAN KE DESWA MEIN GHOOS KE AURO OHNI KE TIJORI LOOT LIHAL JAI,AURO SAB JHOPADIYAA KE MAHAL BANADEEYAL JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA LOG BHIDAL RAHA ,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN.
K- ACHCHA HUZOOR BHARAT MEIN 3G,CHINA MEIN 4G,ROOS MEIN 5G,CANADA MEIN6G ITYAADI MOBILE AAWATA,TA HAMNI KE PAAS 6G MOBILEWA KAAHE NAIKHE AAWAT?
R-HAMNI KE PAAS 'G HAZOOR' MOBILEWA AAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-BAAKI RAAOOR CINEMAWA KE OSKARAWA NAA MEELI,NA RAAOOR SANGITWA KE GRAAMI INAAM MILI.
R-JHAANT PAR JAO OSKAR A GRAMI,HAMNI KE TA OHNI KE KHAZANAWA KE CHABHI CHAHIN.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA AB AAGYA DEEHIN,NAMASHKAAR.
RINKU ADARSH
ANGAREZ BAEGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET
'B' SE BAE GYAANIK AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
'B'-HELLO.
'R'-PRANAAM.
'R'-KRISHNA BHAGWAAN GEETA MEIN KEHLE KI.................
'B'-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA),KRISHNA TO CHOR THAA,GANWAAR (GWAAR,GWAALA) THAA ,LATKHOR THAA.BACHPAN MEIN GHAR-GHAR MEIN GHOOS KE DOODH,DAHI,GHEE,MAKHHAN CHORI KARTA THAA AUR SHIKAYAAT AANE PAR MAAR KHAATA THAA,AUR PHIR CHORI KARTA THAA.BACHPAN SE OOSKA CHARITRA KHARAAB THAA,GAAYE ,BHAENS CHARATA THAA LAATHE LEKE AUR BADA HOKE RANDDIBAAZ HO GAYA,100-100 CHOKRI LOGON KE SAATH NAACH KARTA THAA AUR OONKO CHODTA THAA.WO BHAGWAAN HAYE?
R-GURU NANAK JI AURO GURU GOBIND SINGH JI KAHLE...........
B-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA).SARDAR LOGON KE PAGDI OONLOGON KA DEEMAAG THANDHA RAKHTA HAYE,AUR CHAKU BHI RAKHTA HAYE.12 BAZE KHOPDI GARAM HO JAATA HAYE DHOOP KE KARAN,ULLU KA PATTHAA HAYE.
R-ACHCHA TU LOG E DESWA KE GULAAM KAISE BANAILA?
B-PEHLE INDIRA GANDHI KO MARWA DIYAA,JISKE PAAS AZAADI KA CHAABHI THAA,PHIR OOSKA BETA RAJEEV GANDHI WO CHABHI LE LIYA ,TO OSSKO BAM SE OODA DIYA,PHIR DAR KE MAARE WO CHABHI KOI OOTHAYA NAHIN,PHIR HUMLOG 10
RAAZNITIK PARTY BANAKE .AUR AAPAS MEIN LADAKE CHABHI LOOT LIYA,BAS DES GULAAM HO GAYA,GARIB ,BHIKHAARI LOGON KO RUPAYA DEKAR KE AATANKWAADI BANA DIYA,JISKE DAR KE SAMAAJ MEIN SAB KOI DAR KE RAHE,KOI BAGAWAT NAHIN KARE.
R-HAMRA KAA KARE KE CHAHIN?
B- DEKHO,TUM HONHAAR KALAAKAR HAYE(MANAWA MEIN SOCHNI KI A GO SOORWA TA KANTHWA SE SAHI NA NIKLALA ,AA SAAR HAMRA KE HONHAAR KALAAKAAR KAHA TAA),TUM 'SLUM PAEKHANA' CINEMA BANAO,AUR OOSMEIN BHARAT KE JHOPADPATTI KO DIKHAO,DIKHAO KI KIS TARAH BHIKH MANGA LOG PAEKHANA KE OOPAR ,CHOOLHA JALAAKE AANTA SAANTA HAYE,AUR WO PAEKHANAA PAR BHIN BHINATA HOOA MAKHKHI LOG KIS TARAH OOS AANTA PAR BAETHTA HAYE,AUR OOSI KO BHEEKHMANGA LOG KHAATAA HAYE,TO TUMKO 10 AOSKAR ENAAM,9 GARAMI INAAM,75 BIDESI DAAKTARATE KA DEGREE AUR 10 BORA HEERA DEGA.
R-BAAKI EKRAA SE RAOORA KA FAEDA HOI?
B-TUMHARA DES KA ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN AUR SAAKH GIR JAYEGA.JO ITNA GARIB,PICHDA HOOA LOG HAYE,OOSKA SAMAAN KAON KHARIDEGA?
R-AURO?
B-HUM LOG AMERIKA KE KAALA LOG,JO WAHAAN KA MOOL NIWAASI HAYE ,OOSKO BHI GULAAM BANAKE,JHOPDI MEIN DAAL DIYAA,AUR KHOOD MAHAM MEIN RAHTA HAYE.WAHAAN KA RASHTRAPATI ,KAALA AADMI KO BANAA DIYA ,DIKHAWE KE LIYE,AUR WO HUM GORA LOG KE HAANTH KA KATHPOOTLI HAYE.HAMARA AMERKI FAOJ JALD HI ,TUMHAARE DES KE FAOJ KO GHER LEGA,AUR LAAL KILA PAR HAMARA JHANDA GAD JAYEGA.
R-BAAKI HUM GAIB KAISE,HAMRA TA KANTHAWA SE SOORE NA NIKLA LA?
B-TO NAAK SE GAA DENAA.
R-NAKWA MEIN SARDI DHARLE BA?
B-TO KISHORE KUMAR KA GAANA BAZAA DENA AUR KEHNA KI TUM GAYA HAYE.
R-ETNAA GYAAN DEWE KHAATIR,DHANYAWAAD.
RINKU ADARSH
'B'-HELLO.
'R'-PRANAAM.
'R'-KRISHNA BHAGWAAN GEETA MEIN KEHLE KI.................
'B'-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA),KRISHNA TO CHOR THAA,GANWAAR (GWAAR,GWAALA) THAA ,LATKHOR THAA.BACHPAN MEIN GHAR-GHAR MEIN GHOOS KE DOODH,DAHI,GHEE,MAKHHAN CHORI KARTA THAA AUR SHIKAYAAT AANE PAR MAAR KHAATA THAA,AUR PHIR CHORI KARTA THAA.BACHPAN SE OOSKA CHARITRA KHARAAB THAA,GAAYE ,BHAENS CHARATA THAA LAATHE LEKE AUR BADA HOKE RANDDIBAAZ HO GAYA,100-100 CHOKRI LOGON KE SAATH NAACH KARTA THAA AUR OONKO CHODTA THAA.WO BHAGWAAN HAYE?
R-GURU NANAK JI AURO GURU GOBIND SINGH JI KAHLE...........
B-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA).SARDAR LOGON KE PAGDI OONLOGON KA DEEMAAG THANDHA RAKHTA HAYE,AUR CHAKU BHI RAKHTA HAYE.12 BAZE KHOPDI GARAM HO JAATA HAYE DHOOP KE KARAN,ULLU KA PATTHAA HAYE.
R-ACHCHA TU LOG E DESWA KE GULAAM KAISE BANAILA?
B-PEHLE INDIRA GANDHI KO MARWA DIYAA,JISKE PAAS AZAADI KA CHAABHI THAA,PHIR OOSKA BETA RAJEEV GANDHI WO CHABHI LE LIYA ,TO OSSKO BAM SE OODA DIYA,PHIR DAR KE MAARE WO CHABHI KOI OOTHAYA NAHIN,PHIR HUMLOG 10
RAAZNITIK PARTY BANAKE .AUR AAPAS MEIN LADAKE CHABHI LOOT LIYA,BAS DES GULAAM HO GAYA,GARIB ,BHIKHAARI LOGON KO RUPAYA DEKAR KE AATANKWAADI BANA DIYA,JISKE DAR KE SAMAAJ MEIN SAB KOI DAR KE RAHE,KOI BAGAWAT NAHIN KARE.
R-HAMRA KAA KARE KE CHAHIN?
B- DEKHO,TUM HONHAAR KALAAKAR HAYE(MANAWA MEIN SOCHNI KI A GO SOORWA TA KANTHWA SE SAHI NA NIKLALA ,AA SAAR HAMRA KE HONHAAR KALAAKAAR KAHA TAA),TUM 'SLUM PAEKHANA' CINEMA BANAO,AUR OOSMEIN BHARAT KE JHOPADPATTI KO DIKHAO,DIKHAO KI KIS TARAH BHIKH MANGA LOG PAEKHANA KE OOPAR ,CHOOLHA JALAAKE AANTA SAANTA HAYE,AUR WO PAEKHANAA PAR BHIN BHINATA HOOA MAKHKHI LOG KIS TARAH OOS AANTA PAR BAETHTA HAYE,AUR OOSI KO BHEEKHMANGA LOG KHAATAA HAYE,TO TUMKO 10 AOSKAR ENAAM,9 GARAMI INAAM,75 BIDESI DAAKTARATE KA DEGREE AUR 10 BORA HEERA DEGA.
R-BAAKI EKRAA SE RAOORA KA FAEDA HOI?
B-TUMHARA DES KA ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN AUR SAAKH GIR JAYEGA.JO ITNA GARIB,PICHDA HOOA LOG HAYE,OOSKA SAMAAN KAON KHARIDEGA?
R-AURO?
B-HUM LOG AMERIKA KE KAALA LOG,JO WAHAAN KA MOOL NIWAASI HAYE ,OOSKO BHI GULAAM BANAKE,JHOPDI MEIN DAAL DIYAA,AUR KHOOD MAHAM MEIN RAHTA HAYE.WAHAAN KA RASHTRAPATI ,KAALA AADMI KO BANAA DIYA ,DIKHAWE KE LIYE,AUR WO HUM GORA LOG KE HAANTH KA KATHPOOTLI HAYE.HAMARA AMERKI FAOJ JALD HI ,TUMHAARE DES KE FAOJ KO GHER LEGA,AUR LAAL KILA PAR HAMARA JHANDA GAD JAYEGA.
R-BAAKI HUM GAIB KAISE,HAMRA TA KANTHAWA SE SOORE NA NIKLA LA?
B-TO NAAK SE GAA DENAA.
R-NAKWA MEIN SARDI DHARLE BA?
B-TO KISHORE KUMAR KA GAANA BAZAA DENA AUR KEHNA KI TUM GAYA HAYE.
R-ETNAA GYAAN DEWE KHAATIR,DHANYAWAAD.
RINKU ADARSH
Monday, 23 November 2009
ANGAREZ BAIGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET
'B' SE BAIGYAANIK AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BA.
B-HELLO.
R-PRANAAM
B-AAPLOGON KO BAHOOT NAOLEZ KAM HAYE .
R-KAISE?
B-SANKAR KO BHAGWAAN MAANTA HAYE,WO TO SAPERA THA.OOSKE KE GALA MEIN NAAG SAANP LAPETA RAHTA HAYE.WO TO EK BAAR KAAT LEGA KISI KO TO MAR JAYEGA,WO BHAGWAAN NAHIN KABILE KA SARDAAR THAA.GANESH KO HAANTHI KA SOODHA HAYE,WO KYA HAANTHI THAA,LAXMI,SARASWATI KE ETNA HAANTH HAYE ,EYTNA HAANTH HO SAKTA HAYE?MOONH SE KARODO BAAN KAHAAN SE NIKALTA THAA MAHABHARAT MEIN?EK BAAN BHI CHODNA SAMVAO NAHIN HAYE.TUM LOG BEWAKOOF HAYE
R-TOHAAR ISA MASIH JEKRA KE SOOLI PAR LATKA DELE RAHAN OOHE THEEK RAHE?
B-WO TO BEWAKOOF THA,OONKO GHOONS LEKE AUR JAAN BACHA LENA CHAHIYE THAA?
R-TAA HAMNI KE DEVTA SAPERA AURO HAANTHI RAHAN,E ANDHBISHWAAS BA .A TOHNI KE DEVTA GHOONS NA LEWLE EHE SE BOORBAK RAHAN,TA BHAGWAAN KE BAA?
B-BHAGWAAN HUMLOG HAYE,POORA DUNIYAA KA KHOON CHOOS LETA HAYE.
R-CHOOSA LOG,PETWA MEIN E DUNIYAA KE POORA ABADIYAA KE KHOONAWA,PAACHI KAISE?
B-WO HUM LOG ,TEKNOLOGY SE PACHA LEGA.
R-SURAJ PAR KAHIYAA JAATARA LOG?
B-1 KAROD SAAL BAAD.
R-BAAH-BAAH,TAB TO BADI BIDWAAN BAADA SA?
B-ESKO POORA DUNIYAA MAANTA HAYE.
R-KETNA KHOON CHAHIN?
B-TUMHAARE DES KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA POORA KHOON CHAHIYE AUR CHINA KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA KHOON CHAHIYE.
R-ETNA KHOONAWA KARBA KA?
B-HUMLOGON KO ABHI INDIA,CHINA,IRAAN,ROOS,FRANCE,GERMANY,AUSTRALIA,CANADA,AFRIKA,NORWAY,SWEDEN,FINLANDETC.
ABHI BAHAOT DESH KO GULAAM BANANA HAYE?TO YOODH MEIN ETNA KHOON KAAM KAREGA.
R-RAAKSHAS LOG BAADA KA?KAALI MAI KE RAKSHASWAN KE KHOON PIYE BADA ACHCHA LAAGALA.
B-KAALI-WAALI SAB BAKWAAS HAYE.
R-THEEK BA HAMAAR GYAAN BADHA DELA,DHANYAWAAD
B-HAA-HAA HAA-HAA.
RINKU ADARSH
B-HELLO.
R-PRANAAM
B-AAPLOGON KO BAHOOT NAOLEZ KAM HAYE .
R-KAISE?
B-SANKAR KO BHAGWAAN MAANTA HAYE,WO TO SAPERA THA.OOSKE KE GALA MEIN NAAG SAANP LAPETA RAHTA HAYE.WO TO EK BAAR KAAT LEGA KISI KO TO MAR JAYEGA,WO BHAGWAAN NAHIN KABILE KA SARDAAR THAA.GANESH KO HAANTHI KA SOODHA HAYE,WO KYA HAANTHI THAA,LAXMI,SARASWATI KE ETNA HAANTH HAYE ,EYTNA HAANTH HO SAKTA HAYE?MOONH SE KARODO BAAN KAHAAN SE NIKALTA THAA MAHABHARAT MEIN?EK BAAN BHI CHODNA SAMVAO NAHIN HAYE.TUM LOG BEWAKOOF HAYE
R-TOHAAR ISA MASIH JEKRA KE SOOLI PAR LATKA DELE RAHAN OOHE THEEK RAHE?
B-WO TO BEWAKOOF THA,OONKO GHOONS LEKE AUR JAAN BACHA LENA CHAHIYE THAA?
R-TAA HAMNI KE DEVTA SAPERA AURO HAANTHI RAHAN,E ANDHBISHWAAS BA .A TOHNI KE DEVTA GHOONS NA LEWLE EHE SE BOORBAK RAHAN,TA BHAGWAAN KE BAA?
B-BHAGWAAN HUMLOG HAYE,POORA DUNIYAA KA KHOON CHOOS LETA HAYE.
R-CHOOSA LOG,PETWA MEIN E DUNIYAA KE POORA ABADIYAA KE KHOONAWA,PAACHI KAISE?
B-WO HUM LOG ,TEKNOLOGY SE PACHA LEGA.
R-SURAJ PAR KAHIYAA JAATARA LOG?
B-1 KAROD SAAL BAAD.
R-BAAH-BAAH,TAB TO BADI BIDWAAN BAADA SA?
B-ESKO POORA DUNIYAA MAANTA HAYE.
R-KETNA KHOON CHAHIN?
B-TUMHAARE DES KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA POORA KHOON CHAHIYE AUR CHINA KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA KHOON CHAHIYE.
R-ETNA KHOONAWA KARBA KA?
B-HUMLOGON KO ABHI INDIA,CHINA,IRAAN,ROOS,FRANCE,GERMANY,AUSTRALIA,CANADA,AFRIKA,NORWAY,SWEDEN,FINLANDETC.
ABHI BAHAOT DESH KO GULAAM BANANA HAYE?TO YOODH MEIN ETNA KHOON KAAM KAREGA.
R-RAAKSHAS LOG BAADA KA?KAALI MAI KE RAKSHASWAN KE KHOON PIYE BADA ACHCHA LAAGALA.
B-KAALI-WAALI SAB BAKWAAS HAYE.
R-THEEK BA HAMAAR GYAAN BADHA DELA,DHANYAWAAD
B-HAA-HAA HAA-HAA.
RINKU ADARSH
KISAAN LOGON SE BAAT CHEET
JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MATA KI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BAA.
K-SARKAAR SOONLE BAANI KI ANGAREZWAN KE NAYA KHOJ BATAWA TA KI CHAWAL KHAYE SE HAIJA HOLA,TAMAATAR KHAAYE SE CANCER HOLA,PARWAL KHAAYE SE DAMMA HOLA,AALOO KHAAYE SE LAKWA MAARA LA,KADDU KHAYE NIMONIA HOA LA,KARAILA KHAAYE SE HADDI KE ROG HOLA,PAANI PIYE SE OOMAR GHATA LA,CHINI KHAAYE SE MIRGI DHAR LELA,ROTI KHAAYE NASABANDI HO JAALA.E SAB KA HA?
R-BOORBAK BANAWA TAARE SA.ISAB OHNIYAN KE DESWA MEIN SE JAB NIRYAAT HO KE AAI NA,TA KAONO BEEMAARI NA DHARI.
K-HAA-HAA,HAA-HAA.
R-AAYAAT GHAT GAIL BA AURO NIRYAAT BADHA GAIL BA?
R--AAYAT MANE E HAAN KE SAMAAN OONHAA NAIKHE BIKAT,AURO NIRYAAT MANE HILA ,OONKAR DESH KE SAMAAN KHOOB BIKATA INHAAN.
K-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI FINO SA 1757 ESWI NIAN EAST INDIA COMPANY BAITHA DELE HANSA E DESHWA MEIN AURO RAAZO KARATARE.
K-TAB BHAGA DIAL JAAYE OHNI KE?
R-BHAGAYE NAA PADI,OONKAR DESHWA KE LOOTLIYAL JAI.
K-ACHCHA KAISE MAANI KI HUMNI KE ITIHAAS AURO SHAKTI KARODON SAAL POORAN BA?
R-E SAB BANARAS HINDU VISHWAVIDYALAYE KE POORANKA FILEWA KHOOLI TA,PATAA CHAL JAI.
K-BAAKI,LAKHON SAAL POORAAN GYAAN KE BAAT ,BIHAR KE NALANDA VISHWAVIDYAALAYE KE POOSTAKALAYE MEIN RAHE,OKRA MEIN SANSAAR KE SABSE JAADE KITAAB RAHAL ADRISHYA SHAKTI KE BAARE MEIN.
R-HAIYE RAHE?
R-OKRA KE AURANGAZEBWA AAG LAGAA DELAS,FIRE BRIGADE TA NAA RAHE,BAS,6 MAHINA TAK AAG JALTE RAH GAIL.AURO SAB NAASH HO GAIL.
K-AB KA HOI?
R-FINO LIKHA JAI,CHAHE KAHA KI KITABWA ZAARE SE KAONO SHAKTIYAA KHATAM HOI?OO TAA VIDYAMAAN BAA.
K-SOON LE RAHIN KI RAOORA BANARAS KE SHAMSHAAN GHAAT PAR ROZ RAAT KE JAAT RAHIN?
R-HAAN,OONHAAN JAAKE MAHSOOS KAINI KI ADRISHYA SHAKTI HAA.SATYA HARISHCHANDRA RAAJA KE ZAB DOORDIN AAIL TA OONHAAN KE KALLU DOM JE MARAL AADMI KE LASHWA MEIN AAG LAGAWAT RAHE,OKAR HINYAA OONKA KE NAOKAR KE KAAM KARE PADAL.OO KALLU DOM KE JHOPDI MEIN OONKAR BANSHAJ KE LOG SE BAAT CHEET BHAIL.OONKAR BETA RAHUL JEKRA SAANP KAAT LE RAHE ONKARO POORAAN MOORTI OONHAAN BAA.E SATJOOG KE BAAT HA.
K-KAASHI TA VISHWA KE SABSE POORAAN NAGRI HAIYE HA.
R-ITA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA.
K-ACHCHA AURO?
R-BUS AAJ ETNE.
PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
JAI HO BHARAT MATA KI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BAA.
K-SARKAAR SOONLE BAANI KI ANGAREZWAN KE NAYA KHOJ BATAWA TA KI CHAWAL KHAYE SE HAIJA HOLA,TAMAATAR KHAAYE SE CANCER HOLA,PARWAL KHAAYE SE DAMMA HOLA,AALOO KHAAYE SE LAKWA MAARA LA,KADDU KHAYE NIMONIA HOA LA,KARAILA KHAAYE SE HADDI KE ROG HOLA,PAANI PIYE SE OOMAR GHATA LA,CHINI KHAAYE SE MIRGI DHAR LELA,ROTI KHAAYE NASABANDI HO JAALA.E SAB KA HA?
R-BOORBAK BANAWA TAARE SA.ISAB OHNIYAN KE DESWA MEIN SE JAB NIRYAAT HO KE AAI NA,TA KAONO BEEMAARI NA DHARI.
K-HAA-HAA,HAA-HAA.
R-AAYAAT GHAT GAIL BA AURO NIRYAAT BADHA GAIL BA?
R--AAYAT MANE E HAAN KE SAMAAN OONHAA NAIKHE BIKAT,AURO NIRYAAT MANE HILA ,OONKAR DESH KE SAMAAN KHOOB BIKATA INHAAN.
K-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI FINO SA 1757 ESWI NIAN EAST INDIA COMPANY BAITHA DELE HANSA E DESHWA MEIN AURO RAAZO KARATARE.
K-TAB BHAGA DIAL JAAYE OHNI KE?
R-BHAGAYE NAA PADI,OONKAR DESHWA KE LOOTLIYAL JAI.
K-ACHCHA KAISE MAANI KI HUMNI KE ITIHAAS AURO SHAKTI KARODON SAAL POORAN BA?
R-E SAB BANARAS HINDU VISHWAVIDYALAYE KE POORANKA FILEWA KHOOLI TA,PATAA CHAL JAI.
K-BAAKI,LAKHON SAAL POORAAN GYAAN KE BAAT ,BIHAR KE NALANDA VISHWAVIDYAALAYE KE POOSTAKALAYE MEIN RAHE,OKRA MEIN SANSAAR KE SABSE JAADE KITAAB RAHAL ADRISHYA SHAKTI KE BAARE MEIN.
R-HAIYE RAHE?
R-OKRA KE AURANGAZEBWA AAG LAGAA DELAS,FIRE BRIGADE TA NAA RAHE,BAS,6 MAHINA TAK AAG JALTE RAH GAIL.AURO SAB NAASH HO GAIL.
K-AB KA HOI?
R-FINO LIKHA JAI,CHAHE KAHA KI KITABWA ZAARE SE KAONO SHAKTIYAA KHATAM HOI?OO TAA VIDYAMAAN BAA.
K-SOON LE RAHIN KI RAOORA BANARAS KE SHAMSHAAN GHAAT PAR ROZ RAAT KE JAAT RAHIN?
R-HAAN,OONHAAN JAAKE MAHSOOS KAINI KI ADRISHYA SHAKTI HAA.SATYA HARISHCHANDRA RAAJA KE ZAB DOORDIN AAIL TA OONHAAN KE KALLU DOM JE MARAL AADMI KE LASHWA MEIN AAG LAGAWAT RAHE,OKAR HINYAA OONKA KE NAOKAR KE KAAM KARE PADAL.OO KALLU DOM KE JHOPDI MEIN OONKAR BANSHAJ KE LOG SE BAAT CHEET BHAIL.OONKAR BETA RAHUL JEKRA SAANP KAAT LE RAHE ONKARO POORAAN MOORTI OONHAAN BAA.E SATJOOG KE BAAT HA.
K-KAASHI TA VISHWA KE SABSE POORAAN NAGRI HAIYE HA.
R-ITA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA.
K-ACHCHA AURO?
R-BUS AAJ ETNE.
PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHIT
ANGAREZ 'A' SE AURO HUM AAPAN NAAM 'R' SE LIKHAB.
A-HIS HIGHNESS?
R-FEERO AILA,VAGLA KI NAA.
A-AAP KYAA SAMAJHATA HAYE AAP HUM LOG SE LADAI JEET JAYEGA.HUMLOG MOBILE TAWAR LAGA DIYA HAYE POORE DESH MEIN,OOPGRAH FIT KAR DIYA HAYE BHARAT PAR JAASOOSI KE LIYE,COMPUTER LAGA DIYA HAYE POORA BHARAT MEIN,MOBILE PHONE GAON GAON TAK FAILA DIYA HAYE GAON GAON TAK.AB TUM LOG KOOCH NAHIN KAR SAKTAHAYE HUMLOGON KA.PARMAANU BAM MAAR KE TUMHAARA DESH KA TOOKDA TOOKDA OODA DEGA.
R-EKAR MATLAB AAPAN TAIYAARI SE POORA SANTOOSHTA BAADA?
A-BAHAOT SAANTOOSHTA?
R-TA JAA SAB PARMAANU BAMWA HAMNI KE DESHWA FEK DIHA,HUMNI KE TAIYAARI KARODON SAAL KAR KE DHAR DELE BAANI.JAA FEKA PARMAANU BAM.KAHIYAA FEKBA ,BOLA?
A-E JO BOMB BISFOT HO RAHA HAYE OOSMEIN TUMHAARA BHARAT KA LOG MARAA RAHAA HAYE?HAA-HAA.
R-JETNA MARAA TA OKRA SE DUS GOONA ROZ PAEDO TA LETA?AAPAN SABSE TAAKATWAR PARMAANU BAMWA FEKA NOO,TAA NAA HUMNIYO KE MAZAA AAI TOH NIYAN KE GOR GOR MEHRARUA AURO BETIYAN CHODE MEIN.
A-TO SAODA KARLO,JITNA GORI LADKI HAYE SABKO CHODO,LEKIN BHARAT PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO.
R-E TOHNIYAN KE JO ANGAREZI KAMPANIYA KE OFFICEWA CHALATA NU BHARAT MEIN,U SA EKKE GHANTA MEIN FOOKA JAI,SAMAJHLA MAADAR CHOD.SAB TIBIYA PAR PARCHARWA JE DE TAARA NOO OOSAB EKKE GHANTA MEIN BAND HO JAI.AURO HUMNI KE TAAKAT DEKHA,GAAND FAAT KE 100 AADHA HO JAI.
A-AAP BAHAOT KHATARNAAK HAYE.
R-E TA JAB TOHNIYAN KE DESH MEIN HAMAAR HUKUMAT CHALOO TAIHA BOOJHAI.AA ABKI AILA TA KARIYAA BANA DEB.
A-KYA KAREGA ABHI BATAO?
R-DHISHOOM ,DHISHOOM,DHISHOOM.
A-ARE MERA TO THOBDA KA POORA DAANT BAAHAR KAR DIYA.
R-TA PUBLIK LOG AA GAIL ,KAAHE MOONH FAAD DENI EKAR.E HUMNI KE DESHWA PAR PARMAANU BAM GIRAWE KE DHAMKI DETA.
'P' SE PUBLIC.
P-MAAR SAAR KE ,OOPAR SE NICHE TAK SAAR KE TOOKDA KAR DE .DHADAAM,TRIM,TROOM,TRAAM,BHRAAM.
R-CHOD DA ,MAR JAI.ASPATAAL LE JAA.
P-ACHCHA SARKAR LE JAA TAANI.
RINKU ADARSH
A-HIS HIGHNESS?
R-FEERO AILA,VAGLA KI NAA.
A-AAP KYAA SAMAJHATA HAYE AAP HUM LOG SE LADAI JEET JAYEGA.HUMLOG MOBILE TAWAR LAGA DIYA HAYE POORE DESH MEIN,OOPGRAH FIT KAR DIYA HAYE BHARAT PAR JAASOOSI KE LIYE,COMPUTER LAGA DIYA HAYE POORA BHARAT MEIN,MOBILE PHONE GAON GAON TAK FAILA DIYA HAYE GAON GAON TAK.AB TUM LOG KOOCH NAHIN KAR SAKTAHAYE HUMLOGON KA.PARMAANU BAM MAAR KE TUMHAARA DESH KA TOOKDA TOOKDA OODA DEGA.
R-EKAR MATLAB AAPAN TAIYAARI SE POORA SANTOOSHTA BAADA?
A-BAHAOT SAANTOOSHTA?
R-TA JAA SAB PARMAANU BAMWA HAMNI KE DESHWA FEK DIHA,HUMNI KE TAIYAARI KARODON SAAL KAR KE DHAR DELE BAANI.JAA FEKA PARMAANU BAM.KAHIYAA FEKBA ,BOLA?
A-E JO BOMB BISFOT HO RAHA HAYE OOSMEIN TUMHAARA BHARAT KA LOG MARAA RAHAA HAYE?HAA-HAA.
R-JETNA MARAA TA OKRA SE DUS GOONA ROZ PAEDO TA LETA?AAPAN SABSE TAAKATWAR PARMAANU BAMWA FEKA NOO,TAA NAA HUMNIYO KE MAZAA AAI TOH NIYAN KE GOR GOR MEHRARUA AURO BETIYAN CHODE MEIN.
A-TO SAODA KARLO,JITNA GORI LADKI HAYE SABKO CHODO,LEKIN BHARAT PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO.
R-E TOHNIYAN KE JO ANGAREZI KAMPANIYA KE OFFICEWA CHALATA NU BHARAT MEIN,U SA EKKE GHANTA MEIN FOOKA JAI,SAMAJHLA MAADAR CHOD.SAB TIBIYA PAR PARCHARWA JE DE TAARA NOO OOSAB EKKE GHANTA MEIN BAND HO JAI.AURO HUMNI KE TAAKAT DEKHA,GAAND FAAT KE 100 AADHA HO JAI.
A-AAP BAHAOT KHATARNAAK HAYE.
R-E TA JAB TOHNIYAN KE DESH MEIN HAMAAR HUKUMAT CHALOO TAIHA BOOJHAI.AA ABKI AILA TA KARIYAA BANA DEB.
A-KYA KAREGA ABHI BATAO?
R-DHISHOOM ,DHISHOOM,DHISHOOM.
A-ARE MERA TO THOBDA KA POORA DAANT BAAHAR KAR DIYA.
R-TA PUBLIK LOG AA GAIL ,KAAHE MOONH FAAD DENI EKAR.E HUMNI KE DESHWA PAR PARMAANU BAM GIRAWE KE DHAMKI DETA.
'P' SE PUBLIC.
P-MAAR SAAR KE ,OOPAR SE NICHE TAK SAAR KE TOOKDA KAR DE .DHADAAM,TRIM,TROOM,TRAAM,BHRAAM.
R-CHOD DA ,MAR JAI.ASPATAAL LE JAA.
P-ACHCHA SARKAR LE JAA TAANI.
RINKU ADARSH
Sunday, 22 November 2009
KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET
JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MAATA KI.AAJ KOOCH AURO ZAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI THIK BAA?THEEK BA.
K-SARKAAR E DAAKTAR,ENGINEER,MBA,MCA KAAHE LA LOG PADHA LA ?
R-KHOOB TEELAK LEWE LA ,PAISA KAMAYE LA.
K-KAISE?
R-DAAKTARI-EKAR PADHAI ANGAREJI BHASHA MEIN HO LA,ANGAREJWAN KE LIKHAL KITAAB PADHAWAH JAA LA.AURO AAPAN AADHAA GYAAN DE KE OHNIYAN KE MCH KE DEGREE DE DIAL JA LAA,AURO AADHA GYAAN SAB LOOKA LELE SA.BUS,INHAAN KE DAAKTAR LOG PHOOL KE TOBDA HO JAALE SA AURO KAONO BEEMARI HOI,TA KAHIYEN KI EKAR ELAAZE NAIKHE.BUS ROGI LOG MAR JAALA.AURO
KILNIKIYAA MEIN GHOOS KE KAONO HAWAI FIRING ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDAWAN SAB KARIHEN TA OHNIYAN KE PANTE MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA.
K-E KAISE SARKAAR?
R-GALAT SIKSHA PADDHATI ZE HAMNI KE DES MEIN BA.ZAB DAAKTAR LOG KE KAHIYO BANDOOK,PISTAOL,GOLA,BAROOD CHALAWE KE TRAININGE NA DIYAA LA TA JHAADA HOIYE JAI NA HAWAIYE FIRING MEIN.
K-A INGINIYAR LOG?
R-OHNI KE BHI ANGAREZI BHASHA MEIN PADHA KE,AADHE GYAAN DEKE AURO BEROZGAAR BANA DEAL JAALA.BIYAAH KE BAAD 10 BARAS NAOKARIYE KHOJE MEIN BEET JAALA,TA COACHING CENTRE KHOL KE ROTI TARKAARI KE INTAZAAM KARE LAAGA LOG.EMAANDAARI DEKHAWE PAR EKKE GO HAWAI FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA SA KE,KAAHE KI TARENINGE NAIKHE.
K-AA MBA LOG?
R-OHNI SABKE KE BHI ANGAREZAWAN KE KITAAB PADHA KE DEGREE DEYAL JAALA AURO BADHINYA TILAK A BIAAH HO JAALA.OKAR BAAD SAB ANGAREZWAN KE KAMPANIYA MEIN NAOKAR NIYAN KHOON CHOOSWA KE DOO GO PAISA RAAT KE 11 BAZE LEKE AAWA LE SA.FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAI OHNIYAN KE,WAISE HIN MCA KE HAAL BA.
K-AURO IAS ,IPS KE?
R-OHNI PAR ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDA NETAWAN SA RAAZ KARA LE SA.TILAK,BIAAH BADHINYAA HO JAALA,4 GO SIPAHI DE DIYAL JAALA IZZAT KHAATIR.
K-TA EKAR MATLAB POORA GYAAN BA ANGAREZWAN SABKE?
R-NAAHIN.OHNIYAN SA KE BHI ABHI KUCHCHO GYAAN NAIKHE ,SAAR KHOZE MEIN LAAGAL BAADE SA.
K-MATLAB KI APNO BARBAAD BAADE SA A HAMNIYO KE BARBAAD KARDE LE SA?
R-TA?
K-TA POORA GYAAN KEKRA PAAS BA?
R-POORA GYAAN ,HAMNI KE DESH MEIN BA,BRAMHA JI KE PAAS BA?
K-SRISHTI KE RACHAITA ZE BAADE?
R-TA?OONKAR BETI SARASWATI JI KE HAANTH MEIN BEENA BA,OOHE GYAAN KE BHANDAAR BAADI.BANARAS HINDU VISHWA VIDYALAYE KE PRAACHIN BHARAT KE ITIHAAS KE DEPARTMENT MEIN ,PUSTAKALAYE BA OOHAAN PATTA PAR RAHASYA KE
BAAT PAHILE KE RISHI MOONI SA ZE AAJ SE 1,000 SAAL PHILE LIKH KE GAIL BAADE,OO FILAWA MEIN BAND BA,AURO OKRA DEEMAK CHAATA TA.KAAHE KI OO FILEWA KHOOLE SE SAB GYAAN AURO RAHAYA KHOOLE LAAGI.EHI SE SAAR KE DEEMAK SE CHATWAIL ZAATA.WAISE SE OONHA KE POORAATATWA VIBHAAG MEIN MEIN POORAN RAHASYA AURO ADRISHYA TAAKAT KE BAAT FILEWA MEIN DEEMAK CHATA TA.FILEWA KHOOLTE HIN SAB RAHASYA KHOOL JAI.
K-TAA OKRAA KAAHE NAIKHE KHOLAL JAATA?
R-RAAJNIT KE KAARAN.ANGAREZWAN SAB KE SAAZISH HA?
K-TA SABSE BADHINYA TA NETE BANAL HOGAIL?
R-NAA.OHNIYON SA DOOKH KE MAARAL BAADE SA,KAAHE KI OHNIYAN KE ANGAREZWA SAB PAISA DEKE KHARIDLE BAADE SA AURO DARAA KE RAKHLE BAADE SA.JAISE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI SAHI KAAM KARLI TA MARAA GAILI,RAJEEV GANDHI MARAA GAILE,SANJAY GANDHI MARAA GAILE,BHAGAT SINGH MARAA GAILE,TA EHI SE MARAAYE KE KARAN NETAWANO SA FANSAL BAADE SA.,KAAHE KI ANGAAREZWAN SA EK DANE RUPAIYA KE BORA AUR DOOSAR TARAF BANDOOK SATAILE BAADE SA ,A KAHALE KI CHOON LA.TA DARE RUPAYA KE BORA LEWE KE MAZBOOR HO JAALE SA.
K-EHAAN KE DAAKTAR ,INGINIAR,MBA JO ENGLAND AURO AMERIKA MEIN RAHA TAARE SA OHNI KE KAA HAAL BA?
R-OHNI KE NAOKAR NIAN OONHAAN KHATAKE,OONKARE KE LATIAKE,KHOONAWA CHOOS KE 2 GO PAISA DEDE TAARE SA.OHNI SA INHAAN AAKE AAPAN DHANIKAI DEKHAWALE SA AURO NRI (AMEER LOG) KAHAAWA LE SA.
K-EHI SE MIKAL JAKSAN KE REKARD TODE KE RAAOR ANNOUNCE KARE KE BAAD ANGAREZWAN KE GAAND FAATAL BA?
R-FAATBE KARI,SARASWATI PUTRA JO THAHARNI.E SANGEETWA KE BAADSHAH TA HAMNIYE KE NA DESH BA,PRACHIN BHARTIYE ITIHAAS KE ANOOSAAR.
K-BAAKI AAJKE SANGITWA SOONE KE MAN NA KARA LA/
R-KAAHE?
K-KAONO KAAN SE GAAWA TA,KAONO NAKIYAA SE GAAWA TA,KAONO ANKHIYAA SE GAWA TA,KAONO LAAND SE GAAWA TA?
R-TA BINA PRASIKCHAN KE KOCHI SE GAIHEN?KANTHAWA SE SOORAWA NIKLI TA NA?
K-KANTHAWA SE SOOR NIKAALE MEIN KA DIKKAT BA?
R-30-40- BARAS KE KATHIN TARENING AURO OKRO SE BADHA KE SARASWATI MAATA KE AASHIRWAAD OO GAAYAK PAR HONA BAHOOT ZAROORI BA.ETNA KATHIN TAPASYA KE KARI.
K- A TABLA WAADAN MEIN?
R-HAMNI KE TABLA BAAZI TA ANGAREZWAN KE BOOJHIBE NA KARI KI KAA BAZAA TAA,KAAHE KI TABLO SIKHE MEIN 30-40 BARAS LAAG ZAALA,AURO BAHOOT KATHIN TAPASYA KE ZAROORAT PAADA LA AUR SABSE BAD BAAT BA KI OO TABLA BAADAK PAR SARASWATI MATA KE BHARPOOR AASHIRVAAD KE ZAROORAT BA.
K- E KEYBORDAWA KAHOLA?
R-E ANGAREZWAN KE BANAWAL BAOORAAH SANGEET KE SAAZ BA,KAAHE KI OKRA SE ZE AWAAZ NIKLA LA OO AADMI KE AATMA MEIN JAGAH NA BANA PAWALA.
K-KAAHE?
R-KHAANA MOONH SE NA KHAIL JAALA,A OOHE NAAK SE KHIWAYE LAGE TA KA HOI,AADMI MAR JAI,WAHI HAAL BAA KI TABLA GANESH BHAGWAN KE MRIDANG KAAT KE BANAWAL GAIL BA,DIVYA SAAZ HA,AB OKRA KE BAOORAAH ANGAREZWAN SA KEYBORDWA SE BAZAI TA OO SOONE MEIN BAOORAAH NIYAN LAAGI EHI SE.
K-RAOORA TABLA KE KETNA GYAAN BA AURO SANGIT KE KETNA SAMAJH BA?
R-ETNA,JETNA KI E POORA SANSAAR MEIN KEKRO PAAS NAA BAA.
K-LOG EKRA BHANZAOTI KAHIYEN?
R-TAA KAONO POORA DUNIYAA SE AAKE FARIYA LEWE.CHALLENGE BAA.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.TAALI BAZAWA LOG -TADTADTADTADTADTADTATDTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTAD
R-ARE BHAI BAHOOT BAZAILA ,AB CHODA.ACHCHA AB AAGYA DIHIN
K- BAAKI SARKAAR AGAR ROOS KE DAKTAR,INGINIYAR ITYAADI PAR KAONO FORING KARA TA KA KARA LE SA.
R-OONKA KE EKKE MUKKA MEIN KHATAM KARDELE SA,AUTOMATIK AADHOONIK PITOLAWA JO EKKE MINUTE 500 GOLI CHODA LA OO TA OHNIYAN KE AAPAN PAKIT SE NIKALE KE JAROORATE NAA PADA LA.
PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
JAI HO BHARAT MAATA KI.AAJ KOOCH AURO ZAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI THIK BAA?THEEK BA.
K-SARKAAR E DAAKTAR,ENGINEER,MBA,MCA KAAHE LA LOG PADHA LA ?
R-KHOOB TEELAK LEWE LA ,PAISA KAMAYE LA.
K-KAISE?
R-DAAKTARI-EKAR PADHAI ANGAREJI BHASHA MEIN HO LA,ANGAREJWAN KE LIKHAL KITAAB PADHAWAH JAA LA.AURO AAPAN AADHAA GYAAN DE KE OHNIYAN KE MCH KE DEGREE DE DIAL JA LAA,AURO AADHA GYAAN SAB LOOKA LELE SA.BUS,INHAAN KE DAAKTAR LOG PHOOL KE TOBDA HO JAALE SA AURO KAONO BEEMARI HOI,TA KAHIYEN KI EKAR ELAAZE NAIKHE.BUS ROGI LOG MAR JAALA.AURO
KILNIKIYAA MEIN GHOOS KE KAONO HAWAI FIRING ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDAWAN SAB KARIHEN TA OHNIYAN KE PANTE MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA.
K-E KAISE SARKAAR?
R-GALAT SIKSHA PADDHATI ZE HAMNI KE DES MEIN BA.ZAB DAAKTAR LOG KE KAHIYO BANDOOK,PISTAOL,GOLA,BAROOD CHALAWE KE TRAININGE NA DIYAA LA TA JHAADA HOIYE JAI NA HAWAIYE FIRING MEIN.
K-A INGINIYAR LOG?
R-OHNI KE BHI ANGAREZI BHASHA MEIN PADHA KE,AADHE GYAAN DEKE AURO BEROZGAAR BANA DEAL JAALA.BIYAAH KE BAAD 10 BARAS NAOKARIYE KHOJE MEIN BEET JAALA,TA COACHING CENTRE KHOL KE ROTI TARKAARI KE INTAZAAM KARE LAAGA LOG.EMAANDAARI DEKHAWE PAR EKKE GO HAWAI FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA SA KE,KAAHE KI TARENINGE NAIKHE.
K-AA MBA LOG?
R-OHNI SABKE KE BHI ANGAREZAWAN KE KITAAB PADHA KE DEGREE DEYAL JAALA AURO BADHINYA TILAK A BIAAH HO JAALA.OKAR BAAD SAB ANGAREZWAN KE KAMPANIYA MEIN NAOKAR NIYAN KHOON CHOOSWA KE DOO GO PAISA RAAT KE 11 BAZE LEKE AAWA LE SA.FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAI OHNIYAN KE,WAISE HIN MCA KE HAAL BA.
K-AURO IAS ,IPS KE?
R-OHNI PAR ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDA NETAWAN SA RAAZ KARA LE SA.TILAK,BIAAH BADHINYAA HO JAALA,4 GO SIPAHI DE DIYAL JAALA IZZAT KHAATIR.
K-TA EKAR MATLAB POORA GYAAN BA ANGAREZWAN SABKE?
R-NAAHIN.OHNIYAN SA KE BHI ABHI KUCHCHO GYAAN NAIKHE ,SAAR KHOZE MEIN LAAGAL BAADE SA.
K-MATLAB KI APNO BARBAAD BAADE SA A HAMNIYO KE BARBAAD KARDE LE SA?
R-TA?
K-TA POORA GYAAN KEKRA PAAS BA?
R-POORA GYAAN ,HAMNI KE DESH MEIN BA,BRAMHA JI KE PAAS BA?
K-SRISHTI KE RACHAITA ZE BAADE?
R-TA?OONKAR BETI SARASWATI JI KE HAANTH MEIN BEENA BA,OOHE GYAAN KE BHANDAAR BAADI.BANARAS HINDU VISHWA VIDYALAYE KE PRAACHIN BHARAT KE ITIHAAS KE DEPARTMENT MEIN ,PUSTAKALAYE BA OOHAAN PATTA PAR RAHASYA KE
BAAT PAHILE KE RISHI MOONI SA ZE AAJ SE 1,000 SAAL PHILE LIKH KE GAIL BAADE,OO FILAWA MEIN BAND BA,AURO OKRA DEEMAK CHAATA TA.KAAHE KI OO FILEWA KHOOLE SE SAB GYAAN AURO RAHAYA KHOOLE LAAGI.EHI SE SAAR KE DEEMAK SE CHATWAIL ZAATA.WAISE SE OONHA KE POORAATATWA VIBHAAG MEIN MEIN POORAN RAHASYA AURO ADRISHYA TAAKAT KE BAAT FILEWA MEIN DEEMAK CHATA TA.FILEWA KHOOLTE HIN SAB RAHASYA KHOOL JAI.
K-TAA OKRAA KAAHE NAIKHE KHOLAL JAATA?
R-RAAJNIT KE KAARAN.ANGAREZWAN SAB KE SAAZISH HA?
K-TA SABSE BADHINYA TA NETE BANAL HOGAIL?
R-NAA.OHNIYON SA DOOKH KE MAARAL BAADE SA,KAAHE KI OHNIYAN KE ANGAREZWA SAB PAISA DEKE KHARIDLE BAADE SA AURO DARAA KE RAKHLE BAADE SA.JAISE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI SAHI KAAM KARLI TA MARAA GAILI,RAJEEV GANDHI MARAA GAILE,SANJAY GANDHI MARAA GAILE,BHAGAT SINGH MARAA GAILE,TA EHI SE MARAAYE KE KARAN NETAWANO SA FANSAL BAADE SA.,KAAHE KI ANGAAREZWAN SA EK DANE RUPAIYA KE BORA AUR DOOSAR TARAF BANDOOK SATAILE BAADE SA ,A KAHALE KI CHOON LA.TA DARE RUPAYA KE BORA LEWE KE MAZBOOR HO JAALE SA.
K-EHAAN KE DAAKTAR ,INGINIAR,MBA JO ENGLAND AURO AMERIKA MEIN RAHA TAARE SA OHNI KE KAA HAAL BA?
R-OHNI KE NAOKAR NIAN OONHAAN KHATAKE,OONKARE KE LATIAKE,KHOONAWA CHOOS KE 2 GO PAISA DEDE TAARE SA.OHNI SA INHAAN AAKE AAPAN DHANIKAI DEKHAWALE SA AURO NRI (AMEER LOG) KAHAAWA LE SA.
K-EHI SE MIKAL JAKSAN KE REKARD TODE KE RAAOR ANNOUNCE KARE KE BAAD ANGAREZWAN KE GAAND FAATAL BA?
R-FAATBE KARI,SARASWATI PUTRA JO THAHARNI.E SANGEETWA KE BAADSHAH TA HAMNIYE KE NA DESH BA,PRACHIN BHARTIYE ITIHAAS KE ANOOSAAR.
K-BAAKI AAJKE SANGITWA SOONE KE MAN NA KARA LA/
R-KAAHE?
K-KAONO KAAN SE GAAWA TA,KAONO NAKIYAA SE GAAWA TA,KAONO ANKHIYAA SE GAWA TA,KAONO LAAND SE GAAWA TA?
R-TA BINA PRASIKCHAN KE KOCHI SE GAIHEN?KANTHAWA SE SOORAWA NIKLI TA NA?
K-KANTHAWA SE SOOR NIKAALE MEIN KA DIKKAT BA?
R-30-40- BARAS KE KATHIN TARENING AURO OKRO SE BADHA KE SARASWATI MAATA KE AASHIRWAAD OO GAAYAK PAR HONA BAHOOT ZAROORI BA.ETNA KATHIN TAPASYA KE KARI.
K- A TABLA WAADAN MEIN?
R-HAMNI KE TABLA BAAZI TA ANGAREZWAN KE BOOJHIBE NA KARI KI KAA BAZAA TAA,KAAHE KI TABLO SIKHE MEIN 30-40 BARAS LAAG ZAALA,AURO BAHOOT KATHIN TAPASYA KE ZAROORAT PAADA LA AUR SABSE BAD BAAT BA KI OO TABLA BAADAK PAR SARASWATI MATA KE BHARPOOR AASHIRVAAD KE ZAROORAT BA.
K- E KEYBORDAWA KAHOLA?
R-E ANGAREZWAN KE BANAWAL BAOORAAH SANGEET KE SAAZ BA,KAAHE KI OKRA SE ZE AWAAZ NIKLA LA OO AADMI KE AATMA MEIN JAGAH NA BANA PAWALA.
K-KAAHE?
R-KHAANA MOONH SE NA KHAIL JAALA,A OOHE NAAK SE KHIWAYE LAGE TA KA HOI,AADMI MAR JAI,WAHI HAAL BAA KI TABLA GANESH BHAGWAN KE MRIDANG KAAT KE BANAWAL GAIL BA,DIVYA SAAZ HA,AB OKRA KE BAOORAAH ANGAREZWAN SA KEYBORDWA SE BAZAI TA OO SOONE MEIN BAOORAAH NIYAN LAAGI EHI SE.
K-RAOORA TABLA KE KETNA GYAAN BA AURO SANGIT KE KETNA SAMAJH BA?
R-ETNA,JETNA KI E POORA SANSAAR MEIN KEKRO PAAS NAA BAA.
K-LOG EKRA BHANZAOTI KAHIYEN?
R-TAA KAONO POORA DUNIYAA SE AAKE FARIYA LEWE.CHALLENGE BAA.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.TAALI BAZAWA LOG -TADTADTADTADTADTADTATDTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTAD
R-ARE BHAI BAHOOT BAZAILA ,AB CHODA.ACHCHA AB AAGYA DIHIN
K- BAAKI SARKAAR AGAR ROOS KE DAKTAR,INGINIYAR ITYAADI PAR KAONO FORING KARA TA KA KARA LE SA.
R-OONKA KE EKKE MUKKA MEIN KHATAM KARDELE SA,AUTOMATIK AADHOONIK PITOLAWA JO EKKE MINUTE 500 GOLI CHODA LA OO TA OHNIYAN KE AAPAN PAKIT SE NIKALE KE JAROORATE NAA PADA LA.
PRANAAM,
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Saturday, 21 November 2009
KISAAN LOG SE BAAT CHEET
JAI KISAAN BHAI,
R- KAISAN TAIYAARI CHALA TA YUDH KE. K-KHOOB BADHINYA SARKAR.APNA KE 'R' SE AURO KISAAN KE 'K' SE LIKHAB.
K-SARKAAR,E DESH MEIN TA RAOORO SE LAAMBA LAAMBA KAAR AA GAIL BAA?
R-HAMAAR PAAS KAAR ,KAAHAAN BA,HUM TA RIKSA PAR CHALI LA,U TA HAMAAR BABUJI KE KAAR BAA,AA OHO TA RIKSE PAR CHALALE.
K-KAAHE?
R-SADAKIYE ZAAM HO ZAALA KARWA SE TA KARWA CHALAWE SE FAYEDA BAA?
K-KARWA SE IZZAT BARHA LA?
R-EHI SE NA NIMAKO ROTI PAR AAFAT PARAL BA TOHNI KE?KAAHE SARKAAR?
R -KAAR AMEER GULAMWAN KE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAE KE DHAAKNA HA,E GULAAMI SE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAWE KHAATIR.
K-SOON LE BAANI KI 3-3,4-4 KAROD RUPAIYAA KE GAADI ANGAREZWAN SAB ,BECHE KHAATIR LAILE BAADE E DESAWA MEIN.E GADIYAN SAB 300 KM KE RAFTAAR SE CHALALE SA?
R-E HE NA LOOT HA,E DESAWA MEIN AISAN KAONA SADAKIYA BA ZE PAR E GADIYAN SAB 300KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTAAR SE DAORI?BAMBAIYO MEIN TA 60 KM PRATI GHANTA PAR GADIYAA NAA CHAALALA TA E KAONA SADAKIYA PAR DAODI?E KAONO ROOS HA KI KARWA SAB 300 KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTARWA SE DAODI.
K-ACHCHA E CINEMAWA KE HERO LOG BHI AAZAADI KE E ZANG MEIN SHAAMIL HOI,KAAHE KI OHNI SA TA AKELE 100-100 GO KE HAWA MEIN OOD OOD KE MAARA LE SA?
R-OHNI SA TA HAMNI KE BOORBAK BANAWALE SAB,AA APNE BAMBAI SAHARIYAA MEIN DARE LOOKAIL RAHA LE SA.
K-KAISE?
R-TA AASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA AGAR A GO BARIYAAR AADMI EKKO GHOONSA MAAR DIHEN SA KE,TA ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA?OHNI DARE KHATIYA KE NICHE GHOOS JAIHEN SA YUDH KE NAAM SOONTE HI.
K-TAA E PACHAAS SAAL TAK AAZAADI KE BAAD HAMNI KE OHNI SA BOORBAKE NA BANAILE SA?
R-TA.HAMNI NAACH GAANA SOONTE AA DEKHTE RAH GAINI AA OHNI SA,ANGAREZWAN SA YUDH KE TAIYAARI KARTE RAH GAILAN,KAAHE OHNI KE AAPAN
KAMJORI SOODHAARE KE SAMAYE MIL GAIL.AA CINEMAWA HAMNI KE RANDIBAAZI KARELA,DAARU PIYELA,GHAMAND DIKHAYE LA,SAMAAJ MEIN ZAHAR GHOR GHOR KE
HAMNI KE CHARITRA KHARAAB KARDELE SA.E DESH KE GULAAMI MEIN CINEMA,AKHBAAR ,TELEVISION KE BAHOOT BADA HAANTH BA.BADKA BADKA MAKAAN,GAADI,LAONDIYA,SHARAAB KE BOTAL,E SAB DEKHA KE HAMNI KE LAALCHI
BANA DELAN SA.AURO SAB AADMI BIKAOO HO GAIL.
K- BAAP RE ,ETNA KHADYANTRA RACHAIL ?
R-TAA
K-E GOONDA GARDI ,ZAAT PAAT, BHRASHTAACHAAR MEIN E CINEMAWA KE BADI HAANTH BAA SARKAAR.
R-HAIYE BAA.
K-AAOOR?
R-LADKIYAN SAB KE CINEMA KE HEROINE BANAYE KE SAPNA DEKHA KE AA OOHNI KE OONHA RANDDI BANA DA LE SA.ABHIYO KOOCH NAAHI BIGDAL BAA,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN LAAG ZA,E BHARAT ABKI TA ANGAREZWANE SAB KE KHOON CHOOSI.OHNIYAAN KE HAMESHA KHAATIR KHATAM KAR DIYAL JAI.AA HAMNI SA OHNIYAN KE DHAN SAMPATTI,DESH SAB HADAP LEB.
K-THEEK BA ABKI KHELA OHNIYAN KE
HAMESHAA KHAATIR KHATME KAR DIAL JAO.
R-E DUNIYAA KE KAONO DES OHNIYAN SE KHOOSH NAIKHE.
K-TAB TA GAILE LOG LAAND MEIN.
R-E BADKA KARWA AMEER GHULAMAWA KHARIDIHEN SA,IZZAT BACHAWE LA,LOOKAAYE LA.
K-LOOKAAYE DEHIN,SAAR MEHRAAROO,BETI BECH DELE SA,TA DESHWA BECHKE LOOKAYE TA PADBE KARI.
R-TARAH TARAH KE HANTHIYAAR LOG KHET DOOAAR BECH BECH KE KHARIDA.AA SOCH LA KI ZINDAGI KE SACHCHAI AAPAN BETA,BETI,MEHRAROO SE BADHAKAR KE AAPAN DESH KE RAKSHA KARNA BA,AGAR IZZAT AUR AAZAADI KE ZINDAGI,SAMRIDDHI CHAHIN TA.
ACHCHA,PRANAAM BHAI LOG,
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R-ASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA EKKE GHOONSA OHNI ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA.
R- KAISAN TAIYAARI CHALA TA YUDH KE. K-KHOOB BADHINYA SARKAR.APNA KE 'R' SE AURO KISAAN KE 'K' SE LIKHAB.
K-SARKAAR,E DESH MEIN TA RAOORO SE LAAMBA LAAMBA KAAR AA GAIL BAA?
R-HAMAAR PAAS KAAR ,KAAHAAN BA,HUM TA RIKSA PAR CHALI LA,U TA HAMAAR BABUJI KE KAAR BAA,AA OHO TA RIKSE PAR CHALALE.
K-KAAHE?
R-SADAKIYE ZAAM HO ZAALA KARWA SE TA KARWA CHALAWE SE FAYEDA BAA?
K-KARWA SE IZZAT BARHA LA?
R-EHI SE NA NIMAKO ROTI PAR AAFAT PARAL BA TOHNI KE?KAAHE SARKAAR?
R -KAAR AMEER GULAMWAN KE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAE KE DHAAKNA HA,E GULAAMI SE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAWE KHAATIR.
K-SOON LE BAANI KI 3-3,4-4 KAROD RUPAIYAA KE GAADI ANGAREZWAN SAB ,BECHE KHAATIR LAILE BAADE E DESAWA MEIN.E GADIYAN SAB 300 KM KE RAFTAAR SE CHALALE SA?
R-E HE NA LOOT HA,E DESAWA MEIN AISAN KAONA SADAKIYA BA ZE PAR E GADIYAN SAB 300KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTAAR SE DAORI?BAMBAIYO MEIN TA 60 KM PRATI GHANTA PAR GADIYAA NAA CHAALALA TA E KAONA SADAKIYA PAR DAODI?E KAONO ROOS HA KI KARWA SAB 300 KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTARWA SE DAODI.
K-ACHCHA E CINEMAWA KE HERO LOG BHI AAZAADI KE E ZANG MEIN SHAAMIL HOI,KAAHE KI OHNI SA TA AKELE 100-100 GO KE HAWA MEIN OOD OOD KE MAARA LE SA?
R-OHNI SA TA HAMNI KE BOORBAK BANAWALE SAB,AA APNE BAMBAI SAHARIYAA MEIN DARE LOOKAIL RAHA LE SA.
K-KAISE?
R-TA AASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA AGAR A GO BARIYAAR AADMI EKKO GHOONSA MAAR DIHEN SA KE,TA ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA?OHNI DARE KHATIYA KE NICHE GHOOS JAIHEN SA YUDH KE NAAM SOONTE HI.
K-TAA E PACHAAS SAAL TAK AAZAADI KE BAAD HAMNI KE OHNI SA BOORBAKE NA BANAILE SA?
R-TA.HAMNI NAACH GAANA SOONTE AA DEKHTE RAH GAINI AA OHNI SA,ANGAREZWAN SA YUDH KE TAIYAARI KARTE RAH GAILAN,KAAHE OHNI KE AAPAN
KAMJORI SOODHAARE KE SAMAYE MIL GAIL.AA CINEMAWA HAMNI KE RANDIBAAZI KARELA,DAARU PIYELA,GHAMAND DIKHAYE LA,SAMAAJ MEIN ZAHAR GHOR GHOR KE
HAMNI KE CHARITRA KHARAAB KARDELE SA.E DESH KE GULAAMI MEIN CINEMA,AKHBAAR ,TELEVISION KE BAHOOT BADA HAANTH BA.BADKA BADKA MAKAAN,GAADI,LAONDIYA,SHARAAB KE BOTAL,E SAB DEKHA KE HAMNI KE LAALCHI
BANA DELAN SA.AURO SAB AADMI BIKAOO HO GAIL.
K- BAAP RE ,ETNA KHADYANTRA RACHAIL ?
R-TAA
K-E GOONDA GARDI ,ZAAT PAAT, BHRASHTAACHAAR MEIN E CINEMAWA KE BADI HAANTH BAA SARKAAR.
R-HAIYE BAA.
K-AAOOR?
R-LADKIYAN SAB KE CINEMA KE HEROINE BANAYE KE SAPNA DEKHA KE AA OOHNI KE OONHA RANDDI BANA DA LE SA.ABHIYO KOOCH NAAHI BIGDAL BAA,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN LAAG ZA,E BHARAT ABKI TA ANGAREZWANE SAB KE KHOON CHOOSI.OHNIYAAN KE HAMESHA KHAATIR KHATAM KAR DIYAL JAI.AA HAMNI SA OHNIYAN KE DHAN SAMPATTI,DESH SAB HADAP LEB.
K-THEEK BA ABKI KHELA OHNIYAN KE
HAMESHAA KHAATIR KHATME KAR DIAL JAO.
R-E DUNIYAA KE KAONO DES OHNIYAN SE KHOOSH NAIKHE.
K-TAB TA GAILE LOG LAAND MEIN.
R-E BADKA KARWA AMEER GHULAMAWA KHARIDIHEN SA,IZZAT BACHAWE LA,LOOKAAYE LA.
K-LOOKAAYE DEHIN,SAAR MEHRAAROO,BETI BECH DELE SA,TA DESHWA BECHKE LOOKAYE TA PADBE KARI.
R-TARAH TARAH KE HANTHIYAAR LOG KHET DOOAAR BECH BECH KE KHARIDA.AA SOCH LA KI ZINDAGI KE SACHCHAI AAPAN BETA,BETI,MEHRAROO SE BADHAKAR KE AAPAN DESH KE RAKSHA KARNA BA,AGAR IZZAT AUR AAZAADI KE ZINDAGI,SAMRIDDHI CHAHIN TA.
ACHCHA,PRANAAM BHAI LOG,
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R-ASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA EKKE GHOONSA OHNI ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA.
RINKU ADARSH KE ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHEET
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.HOPE EVERYBODY MIGHT BE PREPARING FOR THE PARTICIPATION IN THIS GOING BATTLE AGAINST THE FOREIGN INVADERS OF INDIA.THE 3 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ON TARGET ARE INDIA,CHINA AND IRAAN(FOR ROBBING THEIR PETROLEUM RESERVES).MAIN KHOOD KO 'R' SE AUR EK ANGAREZ AFSAR KO 'A' SE LIKHOONGA.THEEK HAYE?
A-HIS HIGHNESS,HOW ARE YOU?
R-HIS HIGHNESS, E KAA BOLA TAARA?
A-AAP HUMLOGON KE 'PRINCESS DIANA' (ANGAREZWAN KE RAAJKUMARI),KE KHAAS DOST HAIN,ISLIYE HIS HIGHNESS BOLTA HAYE
R-SAAR,TOHNI SA AAPAN GHAR KE LADKIYAA KE TA APNE MARWA DELA,CHALAL BAADA HAMRA HIS HIGHNESS KAHE.
A-AAP HUMLOG PAR KYOON NAARAAZ HAYE?
R-NARAAZ?ABHI TA TOHNI KE GOR GOR MEHRARUAN KE AA BETIYAN KE KHOOB CHODAB.ABHI HAMAR CHODE KE STYLE NAIKHE DEKHLE BAADA,MAADAR CHOD.
A-LE JAO MERA BIWI AUR BETI KO AUR KHOOB CHODO,LEKIN APNE DESH PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO
R-HUKUMAT KARBA, TA PAHLE JETNA HINDUSTAAN KE LOG BA SAB KE LAODA CHAATE KE PAADI.BOLA CHAAT BE LAODA SAB KE?
A-HAAN LAODA KYAA,LAODA CHOOSE KA BHI?
R-BAAKI DHANWA DE DA LOG SAB AAPAN AAPAN?
A-HAAN DESH KA SAB RUPAYA DE DO,AUR HUM SAB ANGAREZ LOG ZINDAGI BHAR TUM LOGON KA LAODA CHAATE GA?
R-AB TOHNI PAHILE ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KE HAMNI KE SAONP DA,HUMNI TOHNI GULAAM BANA KE KHOOB KHOON CHOOSAB,OKAR BAAD BAAT AAGE BADHI.
A-YE NAHIN HO SAKTA HAYE?
R-TA ZHAANT HIS HIGHNESS KAHAA TAARA BHAAGA NAA TA GAANDIYE MEIN LAATHI KARDEB,HARAAMI KE AOLAAD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOPE EVERYBODY MIGHT BE PREPARING FOR THE PARTICIPATION IN THIS GOING BATTLE AGAINST THE FOREIGN INVADERS OF INDIA.THE 3 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ON TARGET ARE INDIA,CHINA AND IRAAN(FOR ROBBING THEIR PETROLEUM RESERVES).MAIN KHOOD KO 'R' SE AUR EK ANGAREZ AFSAR KO 'A' SE LIKHOONGA.THEEK HAYE?
A-HIS HIGHNESS,HOW ARE YOU?
R-HIS HIGHNESS, E KAA BOLA TAARA?
A-AAP HUMLOGON KE 'PRINCESS DIANA' (ANGAREZWAN KE RAAJKUMARI),KE KHAAS DOST HAIN,ISLIYE HIS HIGHNESS BOLTA HAYE
R-SAAR,TOHNI SA AAPAN GHAR KE LADKIYAA KE TA APNE MARWA DELA,CHALAL BAADA HAMRA HIS HIGHNESS KAHE.
A-AAP HUMLOG PAR KYOON NAARAAZ HAYE?
R-NARAAZ?ABHI TA TOHNI KE GOR GOR MEHRARUAN KE AA BETIYAN KE KHOOB CHODAB.ABHI HAMAR CHODE KE STYLE NAIKHE DEKHLE BAADA,MAADAR CHOD.
A-LE JAO MERA BIWI AUR BETI KO AUR KHOOB CHODO,LEKIN APNE DESH PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO
R-HUKUMAT KARBA, TA PAHLE JETNA HINDUSTAAN KE LOG BA SAB KE LAODA CHAATE KE PAADI.BOLA CHAAT BE LAODA SAB KE?
A-HAAN LAODA KYAA,LAODA CHOOSE KA BHI?
R-BAAKI DHANWA DE DA LOG SAB AAPAN AAPAN?
A-HAAN DESH KA SAB RUPAYA DE DO,AUR HUM SAB ANGAREZ LOG ZINDAGI BHAR TUM LOGON KA LAODA CHAATE GA?
R-AB TOHNI PAHILE ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KE HAMNI KE SAONP DA,HUMNI TOHNI GULAAM BANA KE KHOOB KHOON CHOOSAB,OKAR BAAD BAAT AAGE BADHI.
A-YE NAHIN HO SAKTA HAYE?
R-TA ZHAANT HIS HIGHNESS KAHAA TAARA BHAAGA NAA TA GAANDIYE MEIN LAATHI KARDEB,HARAAMI KE AOLAAD.
SINCERELY,
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DECLARATION
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
EVEN IF I DIE IN THIS BATTLE NO PRESS SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT,NO TELEVISION SHOULD BROADCAST ABOUT IT.NO POLITICAL SYMPATHY SHOULD BE SENT,NO STATUE SHOULD BE MADE .NO NAME OF THE ROAD SHOULD BE KEPT.NO FINANCIAL PENALTY WOULD BE RECEIVED BY MY FAMILY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EVEN IF I DIE IN THIS BATTLE NO PRESS SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT,NO TELEVISION SHOULD BROADCAST ABOUT IT.NO POLITICAL SYMPATHY SHOULD BE SENT,NO STATUE SHOULD BE MADE .NO NAME OF THE ROAD SHOULD BE KEPT.NO FINANCIAL PENALTY WOULD BE RECEIVED BY MY FAMILY.
SINCERELY,
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KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHIT
R-E,JETNA JEEV ZANTU,SAMUNDAR,TAARA E KE BANAILAS,AADMI KE KAON BANAILAS?
K-BHAGWAAN.
R-ANGAREZWAN KE KAHAANI TA BAS DOOIE HAZAAR SAAL BA,ISA MASIH KE SOOLI PAR CHADHAWE KE BAAD,A HAMNI KE KAHAANI ,DEVI-DEVTA KE LAKHON KARODON SAAL POORAAN BA.ANGAREZWAN SA KE KAONO IZZAT BA?SAAR LOG KE MEHRARUA KE 100 CHODA LE SA,BETIYAN SAB DUSE SAAL KE OOMAR SE CHOWAYE SHURU KARA LI SA.SMACK,BHOORA CHINI,AFEEM,CHARAS,AUR TARAH TARAH KE NASHILA CHEEZ KHAKE SOOTAL RAHA LE SA.AMERIKA MEIN ASPATAAL MEIN ROGI SAB BHARAL RAHALA LOG,AIDS ,SIFLIS,GANORIA AURO TARAH KE ROG RAHA LA SAB KE.
K-A ROOS MEIN?
R-OONHAAN ASPATAAL MEIN EKKO MARIJ NA DEKHAI DIHI,KAAHE KI BAHOOT SAFAI BA OONHA.
K-ACHCHA SOONANI HA KI AMERIKA ANTARIKSHA MEIN KHOOB OOPAR E GO OOPGRAH STATION BANAILE BA,OONHAAN SA6 MAHINA RAHILE SA?R -OONHAAN SE YUDH KE SAB KAARWAI HOI.
K-TAB TA SAB YUDH JEET JAIHEN SA?
R-OONKARO SE BHI TA LAKHON KARODON MEEL OOPAR JE KARODO TAARA,GRAH,NAKSHATRA BAADE SA,OOHNIYAN KE OONKAR STATION FAIL KARDIHEN SA.HANUMAAN JI SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE SEO SAMAJH KE AASMAAN MEIN OODKARKE SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE KHA GAILAN AUR OONKAR MOONH JAR GAIL.ABHI ANGAREZAWAN SA SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE PHOTOIE LETARE SA.EK DAM BAOORAAH BAADE SA.HAMNI KE RISHI MOONI MARAL AADMI PAR PAANI CHIT KARKE ZINDA KARDET RAHAN,OHNI KE BOOJHAITE NAIKHE KI AAKHIR EKAR RAHASYA KA BAA.
K-SOONANI KI RAOOR TARENAWA MEIN AANKH FODE KE KOSHISH BHAIL RAHE?
R-KALKATTA MEIN MBA KARAT RAHIN.DANAPUR-HOWRAH TRAIN SE LAOTAT RAHIN.AAPAN RESERVATION SEAT PAR SOOTAL RAHIN.BUS,DUS GO LAIKA AAKARKE HAMAAR DEIHAAN PAR BAITH GAILE SA.HUM KAHNI KI BHAI LOG THAAKAL BAANI,TANI GHASAK JA.TA KAHLE SA KI SOOTA NA TA TRAIN PAR FEK DEB.HUM RAIL POLICE KE KAHNI.OHNIYAN SAB THAPADIYA DELE SA OHNI KE. OKAR BAAD DOOSAR STATION PAR SAB 20 GO AILE SA.TA KHOOB MARNI SABKE.OKAR BAAD TEESRA STATION PAR 50 GO AILE SA AUR HAMRA GHER KE KAANTI WAALA ANGOOTHI SE HAMAAR ANKHIYAA MEIN GHOOSA MAAR DELE SA.HUM SOCHNI KI HAMAAR ANKHIYAA PHOOT GAIL.HARA HARA KHOON GIRE LAGAL.TAB ROOMAAL NIKAAL KE ANKHIYA TOPNI.ROOMALAWA KHOON SE LATHPATH HO GAIL.PATNA OOTAR KE DAAKTAR SE DEKHAWNI,TA DAAKTAR SAHEB BOLLE KI PHOOTAL NAIKHE.ANKHIYAA LAAL RAHAL 6 MAHINA TAK,CHOT HO GAIL.2 GHANTA KHOON GIRAT RAHAL,KAONO PASSENGER KOOCH NAHIN BOLLE SA .I SAB SUNIYOJIT DHANG SE HOIL RAHE.
K-E YUDH CHALA TA EKRA MEIN RAAOR KA ROLE RAHI?
R-WAHI JO MAHABHARAT MEIN HANUMAN JI,KRISHNA JI,ARJUN JI KE RAHE,FARKA KHAALI E HE RAHI KI TEENO KE ROLE HAMRE KARE PADI.
K-AA SENE KE MADAD NA LEB?
R-SENA TA KATA TIYA JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN ROZ 100 GO.OHNI KE GOLI KHAAYE KE ORDER MILIA BA ,MAARE KE NAHIN.
K-TAA KEKE SAATH DIHI RAOORA E MAHABHARAT MEIN?
R-KOINA,HUM AKELE JEET JAIB?
K-HAMNI BAANI SAATHE?
R-TU LOG SOOTA,E TU LOGAN KE BAS KE BAHAR KE CHEEZ BA.
K-LEKIN E LADAI POORA DESH KE DUSHMAN SE KAISE JEETAB AKELE?
R-E TA HUM AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI ZAANA LAN.KOI AUR ZAANIYE NAA SAKA LA.KETNO KOSHISH KARLE E POORA DUNIYAA MEIN.
K-TA HANTHIYAAR KAHAAN SE LAIB?
R-TU DE DIHA AAPAN LATHIYAA.
K-MAZAAK MAT KARIN,POORA DESH KE ZANTA AUR CHIN,ROOS ITYAADI DESH KE JANTA RAAOR SAATH DIHI.
R-LEKIN HUM TA AKELE FOOK DEB SABKE.HAMRA KE YUDH ZEETE KE AASHIRVAAD DIHIN BUS.
K-YUDH KAHIYA SHURU HOI?
R-YUDH CHAALOO BA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI LOG PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
K-BHAGWAAN.
R-ANGAREZWAN KE KAHAANI TA BAS DOOIE HAZAAR SAAL BA,ISA MASIH KE SOOLI PAR CHADHAWE KE BAAD,A HAMNI KE KAHAANI ,DEVI-DEVTA KE LAKHON KARODON SAAL POORAAN BA.ANGAREZWAN SA KE KAONO IZZAT BA?SAAR LOG KE MEHRARUA KE 100 CHODA LE SA,BETIYAN SAB DUSE SAAL KE OOMAR SE CHOWAYE SHURU KARA LI SA.SMACK,BHOORA CHINI,AFEEM,CHARAS,AUR TARAH TARAH KE NASHILA CHEEZ KHAKE SOOTAL RAHA LE SA.AMERIKA MEIN ASPATAAL MEIN ROGI SAB BHARAL RAHALA LOG,AIDS ,SIFLIS,GANORIA AURO TARAH KE ROG RAHA LA SAB KE.
K-A ROOS MEIN?
R-OONHAAN ASPATAAL MEIN EKKO MARIJ NA DEKHAI DIHI,KAAHE KI BAHOOT SAFAI BA OONHA.
K-ACHCHA SOONANI HA KI AMERIKA ANTARIKSHA MEIN KHOOB OOPAR E GO OOPGRAH STATION BANAILE BA,OONHAAN SA6 MAHINA RAHILE SA?R -OONHAAN SE YUDH KE SAB KAARWAI HOI.
K-TAB TA SAB YUDH JEET JAIHEN SA?
R-OONKARO SE BHI TA LAKHON KARODON MEEL OOPAR JE KARODO TAARA,GRAH,NAKSHATRA BAADE SA,OOHNIYAN KE OONKAR STATION FAIL KARDIHEN SA.HANUMAAN JI SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE SEO SAMAJH KE AASMAAN MEIN OODKARKE SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE KHA GAILAN AUR OONKAR MOONH JAR GAIL.ABHI ANGAREZAWAN SA SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE PHOTOIE LETARE SA.EK DAM BAOORAAH BAADE SA.HAMNI KE RISHI MOONI MARAL AADMI PAR PAANI CHIT KARKE ZINDA KARDET RAHAN,OHNI KE BOOJHAITE NAIKHE KI AAKHIR EKAR RAHASYA KA BAA.
K-SOONANI KI RAOOR TARENAWA MEIN AANKH FODE KE KOSHISH BHAIL RAHE?
R-KALKATTA MEIN MBA KARAT RAHIN.DANAPUR-HOWRAH TRAIN SE LAOTAT RAHIN.AAPAN RESERVATION SEAT PAR SOOTAL RAHIN.BUS,DUS GO LAIKA AAKARKE HAMAAR DEIHAAN PAR BAITH GAILE SA.HUM KAHNI KI BHAI LOG THAAKAL BAANI,TANI GHASAK JA.TA KAHLE SA KI SOOTA NA TA TRAIN PAR FEK DEB.HUM RAIL POLICE KE KAHNI.OHNIYAN SAB THAPADIYA DELE SA OHNI KE. OKAR BAAD DOOSAR STATION PAR SAB 20 GO AILE SA.TA KHOOB MARNI SABKE.OKAR BAAD TEESRA STATION PAR 50 GO AILE SA AUR HAMRA GHER KE KAANTI WAALA ANGOOTHI SE HAMAAR ANKHIYAA MEIN GHOOSA MAAR DELE SA.HUM SOCHNI KI HAMAAR ANKHIYAA PHOOT GAIL.HARA HARA KHOON GIRE LAGAL.TAB ROOMAAL NIKAAL KE ANKHIYA TOPNI.ROOMALAWA KHOON SE LATHPATH HO GAIL.PATNA OOTAR KE DAAKTAR SE DEKHAWNI,TA DAAKTAR SAHEB BOLLE KI PHOOTAL NAIKHE.ANKHIYAA LAAL RAHAL 6 MAHINA TAK,CHOT HO GAIL.2 GHANTA KHOON GIRAT RAHAL,KAONO PASSENGER KOOCH NAHIN BOLLE SA .I SAB SUNIYOJIT DHANG SE HOIL RAHE.
K-E YUDH CHALA TA EKRA MEIN RAAOR KA ROLE RAHI?
R-WAHI JO MAHABHARAT MEIN HANUMAN JI,KRISHNA JI,ARJUN JI KE RAHE,FARKA KHAALI E HE RAHI KI TEENO KE ROLE HAMRE KARE PADI.
K-AA SENE KE MADAD NA LEB?
R-SENA TA KATA TIYA JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN ROZ 100 GO.OHNI KE GOLI KHAAYE KE ORDER MILIA BA ,MAARE KE NAHIN.
K-TAA KEKE SAATH DIHI RAOORA E MAHABHARAT MEIN?
R-KOINA,HUM AKELE JEET JAIB?
K-HAMNI BAANI SAATHE?
R-TU LOG SOOTA,E TU LOGAN KE BAS KE BAHAR KE CHEEZ BA.
K-LEKIN E LADAI POORA DESH KE DUSHMAN SE KAISE JEETAB AKELE?
R-E TA HUM AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI ZAANA LAN.KOI AUR ZAANIYE NAA SAKA LA.KETNO KOSHISH KARLE E POORA DUNIYAA MEIN.
K-TA HANTHIYAAR KAHAAN SE LAIB?
R-TU DE DIHA AAPAN LATHIYAA.
K-MAZAAK MAT KARIN,POORA DESH KE ZANTA AUR CHIN,ROOS ITYAADI DESH KE JANTA RAAOR SAATH DIHI.
R-LEKIN HUM TA AKELE FOOK DEB SABKE.HAMRA KE YUDH ZEETE KE AASHIRVAAD DIHIN BUS.
K-YUDH KAHIYA SHURU HOI?
R-YUDH CHAALOO BA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI LOG PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
Friday, 20 November 2009
BHAARAT KE KISAAN LOG-RAM-RAM
BHARAT KE KISAAN LOGAN KE PRANAAM,
AAJ KOOCH AUR JAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN A 'R' SE HAAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BA?
K-HUZOOR E ANGAREJAWAN SAB BHARAT SE KAISE VAGLE,MAHATMA GANDHI KE LAATHIYE KE DAR SE NA?
R-AB CHODA E SAB VED MAT KHOLWAWA?
K-NA NA KHOLIYE DIHIN.
R-NA NA ,NA KHOLAB
K-TA JAIN HAMNI RAOORA SE NAA BATIAAIB
R-KHISIYA MAT,SOONA.
R-ANGAREJ SAB LATKHOR HOWA LE SAB,JAB SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE,SHAHID BHAGAT SINGH,SHAHID CHANDRA SHEKHAR AZAAD AUR MAAR PEET KARE WAALA LOG JAB GOLI A BOMB SE ANGAREJAWAN KE MAARE LAGLAN ,TA OHNI SAB KE GAAND FAAT GAIL ,A CHOD KE BHAGLE SAB.
K-A GANDHI JI?
R-OO HAMNI KE BANAILAN LATKHOR?
K-OO KAISE?
R-OONKAR SIKSHA RAHE KI KAONO EK GAAL PAR THAPPAD MAADA,TA DOOSAR GAAL DE DIHA THAPADIAWE KHAATIR.
K-E TA BHAARI GALATI SIKHA DELE?
R-VOGAA LOG AURO LAAT KHAA.
K-AA ROOS KE AADMI KE THAPPAD MARAI TA KA KARIHEN SA?
R-APAN E GO ANGOORIYA SIDHE MAARE WAALA KE GARDAN MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN A OONKAR MAOT HO JAI?
K-AA POLICEWAN SE OHNI KE DAR NAA LAAGA LA?
R-POLICE TA KAHI KI BADHINYAA KAI LA,AAPAN IZZAT BACHAILA.
K-BAAKI INHAAN KE POLICEWAN TA FAANSI KE SAZAA DE DIHEN SA.
R-IHE TA OHNI KE TRAINING DEIL BA.GULAAMI HA NA.
K-COURTAWA MEIN FAISLO 30 BARAS MEIN HO LA.
R-E HE TA GULAAMI HA.ROOS MEIN EKKE GHANTA MEIN FAISLA COURT MEIN HO JAALA.
K-ACHCHA E JO TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHAL BA,E MEIN KA KA HOI?
R-TOHNI KE SADAL BANDOOK DEKE AURO CHIN KE KHILAAF LADE LA MAJBOOR KAR DIAL JAI.TU LOGAN KE TA MALITARI KE TARENING TA NAIKHE.LADAI KE MAIDAAN MEIN RIFLEWA SE 4 GO GOLI CHOOTI AA BAAKI 3 GO FOOS FOOSA JAI.A OHNI SA KACHA CHABA JAIHEN SA TOHNI KE.
K-KAISE?
R-ZETNA DERI MEIN TU 4 GO GOLI CHALAI BA,OTNA DER MEIN SA 1,000 GOLI TOHRA MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN SA.
R-BHARAT A CHIN KE AABAADI MILA KE KOOL AABAADI VISHWA KE AADHA AABAADI HO JAALA.
K-TA HUMNI KE DHAAL BAANA KE AURO OHNI SAB CHIN PAR HAMLA KARIHEN SA?
R-HAAN E HE HOI.
K-AA E HAAN KE SENA SAB KA KARI?
R-DEKHAT NAIKHA KI JAMMU AURO KASHMIR MEIN SAB KE KATAWE KHAATIR CHOD DIAL GAIL BA.ORDER BA KI GOLI KHA KE MARAA LEKIN GOLI CHALAIHA MAT.SE ROZ 100 GO SENA KE JAWAAN SAB MARAA TAARE SAB.
K-AANGARAZWAN KE ITIHAAS BATAIN?
R-OHNI KE ISAA MASIH DEVTA HAWE,JINKA KE SOOLI PAR TAANG DIAL GAIL 2,000 SAAL PAHILE.BUS IHE OHNI KE ITIHAAS BA.
K-BAAKI HAMNI KE DEVTA TA LAKHON KARODON BARAS POORAN BAADE.
R-HAIYE BAADE.
K-KAAHAAN GAILE LOG?
R-LOOKA GAILE A SAB TAMASHAA DEKHA TAARE.
K-KAAHE LOOKAILE?
R-NA LOOKAITAN TA ANGAREZAWAN SAB OONKARO KE GULAAM BANA DETAN SA.
K-MATLAB?
R-AGAR TOHRA KE KHET KODTE SAMAYE AGAT A GO SONA SE BHARAL GHADA MIL JAI TA KAA KARBA?
K-LOOKA DEB?
R-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI BESHKIMTI HA.WAISE HIN BESHKIMTI CHEEZ SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI LOOKA GAILE.SARASWATI MAATA,LAXMI JI,VISHNU JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN,BASHISHTA MOONI,VISHWAMITRA MOONI ITYAADI LOG LOOKAIL BAADE.
K-HAMNI KE I SAB MAN GADHANT KAHAANI LAAGA LA?
R-ACHCHA E BATAWA KI AASMAAN KE KARODON TAARA KE BANAILAS,JETNA
AAJ KOOCH AUR JAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN A 'R' SE HAAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BA?
K-HUZOOR E ANGAREJAWAN SAB BHARAT SE KAISE VAGLE,MAHATMA GANDHI KE LAATHIYE KE DAR SE NA?
R-AB CHODA E SAB VED MAT KHOLWAWA?
K-NA NA KHOLIYE DIHIN.
R-NA NA ,NA KHOLAB
K-TA JAIN HAMNI RAOORA SE NAA BATIAAIB
R-KHISIYA MAT,SOONA.
R-ANGAREJ SAB LATKHOR HOWA LE SAB,JAB SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE,SHAHID BHAGAT SINGH,SHAHID CHANDRA SHEKHAR AZAAD AUR MAAR PEET KARE WAALA LOG JAB GOLI A BOMB SE ANGAREJAWAN KE MAARE LAGLAN ,TA OHNI SAB KE GAAND FAAT GAIL ,A CHOD KE BHAGLE SAB.
K-A GANDHI JI?
R-OO HAMNI KE BANAILAN LATKHOR?
K-OO KAISE?
R-OONKAR SIKSHA RAHE KI KAONO EK GAAL PAR THAPPAD MAADA,TA DOOSAR GAAL DE DIHA THAPADIAWE KHAATIR.
K-E TA BHAARI GALATI SIKHA DELE?
R-VOGAA LOG AURO LAAT KHAA.
K-AA ROOS KE AADMI KE THAPPAD MARAI TA KA KARIHEN SA?
R-APAN E GO ANGOORIYA SIDHE MAARE WAALA KE GARDAN MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN A OONKAR MAOT HO JAI?
K-AA POLICEWAN SE OHNI KE DAR NAA LAAGA LA?
R-POLICE TA KAHI KI BADHINYAA KAI LA,AAPAN IZZAT BACHAILA.
K-BAAKI INHAAN KE POLICEWAN TA FAANSI KE SAZAA DE DIHEN SA.
R-IHE TA OHNI KE TRAINING DEIL BA.GULAAMI HA NA.
K-COURTAWA MEIN FAISLO 30 BARAS MEIN HO LA.
R-E HE TA GULAAMI HA.ROOS MEIN EKKE GHANTA MEIN FAISLA COURT MEIN HO JAALA.
K-ACHCHA E JO TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHAL BA,E MEIN KA KA HOI?
R-TOHNI KE SADAL BANDOOK DEKE AURO CHIN KE KHILAAF LADE LA MAJBOOR KAR DIAL JAI.TU LOGAN KE TA MALITARI KE TARENING TA NAIKHE.LADAI KE MAIDAAN MEIN RIFLEWA SE 4 GO GOLI CHOOTI AA BAAKI 3 GO FOOS FOOSA JAI.A OHNI SA KACHA CHABA JAIHEN SA TOHNI KE.
K-KAISE?
R-ZETNA DERI MEIN TU 4 GO GOLI CHALAI BA,OTNA DER MEIN SA 1,000 GOLI TOHRA MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN SA.
R-BHARAT A CHIN KE AABAADI MILA KE KOOL AABAADI VISHWA KE AADHA AABAADI HO JAALA.
K-TA HUMNI KE DHAAL BAANA KE AURO OHNI SAB CHIN PAR HAMLA KARIHEN SA?
R-HAAN E HE HOI.
K-AA E HAAN KE SENA SAB KA KARI?
R-DEKHAT NAIKHA KI JAMMU AURO KASHMIR MEIN SAB KE KATAWE KHAATIR CHOD DIAL GAIL BA.ORDER BA KI GOLI KHA KE MARAA LEKIN GOLI CHALAIHA MAT.SE ROZ 100 GO SENA KE JAWAAN SAB MARAA TAARE SAB.
K-AANGARAZWAN KE ITIHAAS BATAIN?
R-OHNI KE ISAA MASIH DEVTA HAWE,JINKA KE SOOLI PAR TAANG DIAL GAIL 2,000 SAAL PAHILE.BUS IHE OHNI KE ITIHAAS BA.
K-BAAKI HAMNI KE DEVTA TA LAKHON KARODON BARAS POORAN BAADE.
R-HAIYE BAADE.
K-KAAHAAN GAILE LOG?
R-LOOKA GAILE A SAB TAMASHAA DEKHA TAARE.
K-KAAHE LOOKAILE?
R-NA LOOKAITAN TA ANGAREZAWAN SAB OONKARO KE GULAAM BANA DETAN SA.
K-MATLAB?
R-AGAR TOHRA KE KHET KODTE SAMAYE AGAT A GO SONA SE BHARAL GHADA MIL JAI TA KAA KARBA?
K-LOOKA DEB?
R-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI BESHKIMTI HA.WAISE HIN BESHKIMTI CHEEZ SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI LOOKA GAILE.SARASWATI MAATA,LAXMI JI,VISHNU JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN,BASHISHTA MOONI,VISHWAMITRA MOONI ITYAADI LOG LOOKAIL BAADE.
K-HAMNI KE I SAB MAN GADHANT KAHAANI LAAGA LA?
R-ACHCHA E BATAWA KI AASMAAN KE KARODON TAARA KE BANAILAS,JETNA
Thursday, 19 November 2009
RINKU ADARSH KE BHARAT KE KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET
PYAARE KISAAN BHAIYON,
PRANAAM.KISAAN KO 'K' SE LIKHENGE AUR KHOOD KO 'R' SE LIKHENGE.THEEK HAYE?
K-RINKU JI ,MAIN JAB SE MOBILE LIYAA HOON,HAMARA KOI KAAM AAGE NAHIN BADHA RAHA HAYE?KYA KAREN?
R-DEKHA,TU E BATAWA KI KETNA KHET HAWA TOHRA PAAS?
K- SARKAAR 10 BIGGHA?
R-A E MOBILEWA KAAHE KHAATIR KINLE BAADA?
K- DEHATWA MEIN MOBILE RAKHE SE BADI IZZAT MILA LA ,YE HI SE.
R-TU JAANA TAARA KI NAA,KI TAHAAR PAKIT MEIN CHAOBISO GHANTA A GO JAASOOS RAHA LA?
K-JAASOOS!OO KAISE?R-TU JO SOCHA LA, KARE KE SOCHA LA,BATIYAWA LA SAB KE POL TA KHOOL JA LA,KAAHE KI MOBILEWA OOPAR KE OOPGRAH SE JOODAL BA.SAB BAATIE KHOL DELA BIDESIYAN SE?
K- I SE KA HOLA?
R-KAHIYO PARMAANU SHAKTI SE BAARHA A KAHIYO AKAAL KARDIHEN SAB.
K-AUR KA KA KARA LA MOBILEWA?
R-MOBILE KE TOWER AUR OOPGRAH SE TARANG NIKLELA,OO TARANG TOHAAR DEEMAAG KE PHOTO LE LA ,KI KAON GHADI TU KA SOCHAT BAADA,BETI KE BIYAAH THEEK KARAWE JAIBA TA LADKA WAALA KE DEEMAAG PAR TARANG SE OOLTA POOLTA SOCHWA KE SHAADI ROKWA DIHI TOHAAR BETI KE.
K- A COMPUTER?
R-I TA AURO KHATARNAAK HA?
K- OO KAISE?
R-I HAAN SE CHITTHI PATRI AMERICA BHEJE MEIN KET NA PAISA LAGA LA DAANK SE,500 RUPAIYA AURO 5 DIN KE SAMAYE.E COMPUTERWA BHEJ DELA CHITTHIYAA EKKE SEKEND MEIN AMERICA,ENGLAND ,JAHAAN CHAHA OONHAAN.
K-TAB TA COMPUTERWA BADI DILDAAR BA.
R-TA KOI KAAHE TOHRA E SEWA DIHI MANGNI MEIN?
K-KAAHE HUZOOR?
R-ARE TU JE CHITTHI BHEJALA OOTA DUNIYAA BHAR KE LOG PADHA LELA.TA TOHAR
KOI GOPNIYETA RAH JAI?
K-NAA SARKAAR?
R-TA TOHAR BIKAAS KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TA SARKAR EKRA ROKAT KAAHE NAIKHE?
R-ARE JAONA DESH KE VAYEWASTHA BIDESIYAN KE HAANTH MEIN CHAL JAI OONHAAN ROKI KE.
K-AA E SARKAAR JO BIYA,KENDRA MEIN?
R-E TAA KHAALI DEKHAWE KHAATIR BA,KI MANE E DESH MEIN BHI SARKAR BA,AA OKRE KANDHAWA PAR BANDOOK RAKH KE BIDESIYAN SAB DANADAN HUMNIPAR GOLI CHALAWA TAARE SAB,AA HUMNI MARAA TAANI.
K-ACHCHA SARKAAR RAOORA OTNA NAAM AKHBAAR MEIN A TELEBIJAN PAR NA AAWALA.RAOOR PRASIDDHI OTNA NAIKHE.RAOORO KAAHE NA AKHBAAR MEIN PHOTO NIKALWAI LA ,CHAHE TIBIA PAR AAI LA?
R-DEKHA ,AAJ SE 20-25 SAAL PEHLE ,A GO SAFAL AADMI KE AGAR CHOT PHOTO SEARCHLIGHT CHAHE AARYAVARTA AKHBAAR MEIN CHAP JAAT RAHE,TA LOG OONKA KE POORA DES DEVTA JAISAN POOJAT RAHE ZINDAGI BHAR.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ SAOONSE PANNA MEIN AGAR POORA SANSAAR KE AKHBAAR AURO TIBIYA MEIN TAHAAR NAAM CHAPI,TA CHAARE DIN BAAD LOG TAAHRA KE LATIAAWE LAGIHEN?
K-EKAR MATLAB AKHBAARO AA TIBIYAA KE VALUE KHATAM HO GAIL JANTA KE NAZAR SE?
R-HAAN BILKOOL KHATAM HO GAIL
K-TA CINEMA KE HERO BAN JAIN BAMBAI MEIN?
R-OOHON AAJ HERO BAN JAIBA AA 4 DIN KE BAAD KAONO LATIYAA DIHI.
K-KAAHE?
R-1,000 HERO HOWALE SA?
R-DOO GO CHAAR GO HERO RAHAT RAHE,IZZAT PRATISHTHA SE KAAM KARAT RAHE TA OKAR VALUE RAHAT RAHE.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ HERO BANIHEN AA BIHAAN KAONO KHATARNAAK GOONDA SE OONKAR DOSTI PAKDA JAI.BUS,ZERO HO JAIHEN EKKE DIN MEIN?
K-SARKAAR,RAAORO TA DUNIYAA KE SAB AKHBAAR MEIN KHOOB PHOTO BHAR BHAR PANNA KE CHAPAL,AUR DUNIYAA KE SAB TV CHANNELAWA PAR TA CHAILE RAHIN NA.TA OKAR TA BAHOOT FAYEDA MILAL HOI?
R-KHAAK FAYEDAA MILAL,KETNA BAAR GOONDA,POLICE A SARKAR SE BEIZZAT BHAINI E TA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA?
K-TA RAOORO HAAR GAINI?
R-SAB KE PITAI KARAT KARAT MAN HAMAAR AGHAA GAIL.HAMESHAA JAAN PAR KHEL KE MAAR KARE LA TAIYAAR RAHI LAA ,AKELE,BINA HANTHIYAAR KE AA BINA BODY GUARD KE.
K-AA KAHIN MARAA ZAAIB TA?
R-TA SWARGA KE SINGHASAN MIL JAI,SACHA SWARGA KE.
K-AUR KAA KAA HOYE WAALA BAA,SARKAAR?
R-GANGA JI SOOKH JAIHEN,SAMUNDAR KE PAANI ZAHRILA HO JAI,PIYE KE PAANI NA MILI.
K-NAL KE PAANI MILI NA?
R-NAL KE PAANI SE 'GINZA' BIMAARI HO JAI,PIYE SE.
R-GINZA BIMAARI MEIN NA BHOOKH LAGI,NA CHALAL JAI,NA BOKHAAR KHATAM HOI,BUS BICHAONA PAR PESAAB PAEKHANA KARE KE PADI.
K-TA SARKAR EKAR OOPCHAAR KAISE HOI?
R-EKAR OOPCHAR DAKTARO SE NA HOI?
K-TAB PAANI KAHAAN SE AAI?
R-AMERICA SE,ENGLAND SE PAANI AAI,MAHINA MEIN BUS 20,000 RUPAYA LAAGI OO PANIYA KHARIDE MEIN.OKRA PIYE SE GINZA BIMAARI KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TAA GARIB MARIYE NAA JAI PYAASE?
R-TA AMEER LOG KAHAAN BACHIHEN,OONKA KE OO PAANI PIYE SE GINZA KHATAM HOI AA 'HINGA' DHAR LIHI.
K-HINGA MEIN KA HOI SARKAR?
R-HINGA MEIN PESABWE NA HOI.
R-OKAR OOPCHAAR NA HOI,BUS NARAK KE SIDHI LAAGAL RAHI ,AMEERWAN KHAATIR.
K-TAB TA SAB GARIB AUR AMEER KE MILKE EKRA KHILAAF LADE KE CHAHIN.
R-CHAHABE KARIN.DEKHA E BHOOL JA KI PAISA SE KHOOSHI MILALA,KHOOSHI TYAAG SE MILALA.
K-OO KAISE?
R-HUM ROOS DESH MEIN 3 SAAL RAHNI.ETNA KHOOSH RAHNI AUR MAOJ KARNI KI SHAYAADE E DUNIYAA KE KAONO KHARABPATIYO AADMI KE NASEEB HOIL HO.
K-ROOS MEIN KAM PAISA RAHTE ETNA KHOOSHIHAALI KAISE BA?
R-KAAHE KI OONHA KE AADMI LOG AAPAN DES KHAATIR EKKE MINUTE MEIN JAAN DEWE LA TAIYAAR RAHALE LOG.KHOOB KHAA LE PILE SAB,KHOOB LAMBA CHAODA TAAKATWAR HOLE SAB.ZAAT PAAT NAIKHE,BHARPOOR HANTHIYAAR KE BHANDAAR BA,KHOOB DAAROO PIALE SA,ANGOOR KE RAS KE.A AMERICA KAANPA LA ROOS KE NAAM SE.BHALE KETNO ,BHAANJE HUM BADI TAAKATWAR BAANI.OONHA KE MARAD SAB JUNGLE KE SHER KE FAADE KE TAAKAT RAKHA LE SA.HUM NI NIYAN AAPANE DES
MEIN DARAIL DARAIL NA RAHA LE SA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI ,PRANAAM.
RINKU ADARSH
PRANAAM.KISAAN KO 'K' SE LIKHENGE AUR KHOOD KO 'R' SE LIKHENGE.THEEK HAYE?
K-RINKU JI ,MAIN JAB SE MOBILE LIYAA HOON,HAMARA KOI KAAM AAGE NAHIN BADHA RAHA HAYE?KYA KAREN?
R-DEKHA,TU E BATAWA KI KETNA KHET HAWA TOHRA PAAS?
K- SARKAAR 10 BIGGHA?
R-A E MOBILEWA KAAHE KHAATIR KINLE BAADA?
K- DEHATWA MEIN MOBILE RAKHE SE BADI IZZAT MILA LA ,YE HI SE.
R-TU JAANA TAARA KI NAA,KI TAHAAR PAKIT MEIN CHAOBISO GHANTA A GO JAASOOS RAHA LA?
K-JAASOOS!OO KAISE?R-TU JO SOCHA LA, KARE KE SOCHA LA,BATIYAWA LA SAB KE POL TA KHOOL JA LA,KAAHE KI MOBILEWA OOPAR KE OOPGRAH SE JOODAL BA.SAB BAATIE KHOL DELA BIDESIYAN SE?
K- I SE KA HOLA?
R-KAHIYO PARMAANU SHAKTI SE BAARHA A KAHIYO AKAAL KARDIHEN SAB.
K-AUR KA KA KARA LA MOBILEWA?
R-MOBILE KE TOWER AUR OOPGRAH SE TARANG NIKLELA,OO TARANG TOHAAR DEEMAAG KE PHOTO LE LA ,KI KAON GHADI TU KA SOCHAT BAADA,BETI KE BIYAAH THEEK KARAWE JAIBA TA LADKA WAALA KE DEEMAAG PAR TARANG SE OOLTA POOLTA SOCHWA KE SHAADI ROKWA DIHI TOHAAR BETI KE.
K- A COMPUTER?
R-I TA AURO KHATARNAAK HA?
K- OO KAISE?
R-I HAAN SE CHITTHI PATRI AMERICA BHEJE MEIN KET NA PAISA LAGA LA DAANK SE,500 RUPAIYA AURO 5 DIN KE SAMAYE.E COMPUTERWA BHEJ DELA CHITTHIYAA EKKE SEKEND MEIN AMERICA,ENGLAND ,JAHAAN CHAHA OONHAAN.
K-TAB TA COMPUTERWA BADI DILDAAR BA.
R-TA KOI KAAHE TOHRA E SEWA DIHI MANGNI MEIN?
K-KAAHE HUZOOR?
R-ARE TU JE CHITTHI BHEJALA OOTA DUNIYAA BHAR KE LOG PADHA LELA.TA TOHAR
KOI GOPNIYETA RAH JAI?
K-NAA SARKAAR?
R-TA TOHAR BIKAAS KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TA SARKAR EKRA ROKAT KAAHE NAIKHE?
R-ARE JAONA DESH KE VAYEWASTHA BIDESIYAN KE HAANTH MEIN CHAL JAI OONHAAN ROKI KE.
K-AA E SARKAAR JO BIYA,KENDRA MEIN?
R-E TAA KHAALI DEKHAWE KHAATIR BA,KI MANE E DESH MEIN BHI SARKAR BA,AA OKRE KANDHAWA PAR BANDOOK RAKH KE BIDESIYAN SAB DANADAN HUMNIPAR GOLI CHALAWA TAARE SAB,AA HUMNI MARAA TAANI.
K-ACHCHA SARKAAR RAOORA OTNA NAAM AKHBAAR MEIN A TELEBIJAN PAR NA AAWALA.RAOOR PRASIDDHI OTNA NAIKHE.RAOORO KAAHE NA AKHBAAR MEIN PHOTO NIKALWAI LA ,CHAHE TIBIA PAR AAI LA?
R-DEKHA ,AAJ SE 20-25 SAAL PEHLE ,A GO SAFAL AADMI KE AGAR CHOT PHOTO SEARCHLIGHT CHAHE AARYAVARTA AKHBAAR MEIN CHAP JAAT RAHE,TA LOG OONKA KE POORA DES DEVTA JAISAN POOJAT RAHE ZINDAGI BHAR.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ SAOONSE PANNA MEIN AGAR POORA SANSAAR KE AKHBAAR AURO TIBIYA MEIN TAHAAR NAAM CHAPI,TA CHAARE DIN BAAD LOG TAAHRA KE LATIAAWE LAGIHEN?
K-EKAR MATLAB AKHBAARO AA TIBIYAA KE VALUE KHATAM HO GAIL JANTA KE NAZAR SE?
R-HAAN BILKOOL KHATAM HO GAIL
K-TA CINEMA KE HERO BAN JAIN BAMBAI MEIN?
R-OOHON AAJ HERO BAN JAIBA AA 4 DIN KE BAAD KAONO LATIYAA DIHI.
K-KAAHE?
R-1,000 HERO HOWALE SA?
R-DOO GO CHAAR GO HERO RAHAT RAHE,IZZAT PRATISHTHA SE KAAM KARAT RAHE TA OKAR VALUE RAHAT RAHE.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ HERO BANIHEN AA BIHAAN KAONO KHATARNAAK GOONDA SE OONKAR DOSTI PAKDA JAI.BUS,ZERO HO JAIHEN EKKE DIN MEIN?
K-SARKAAR,RAAORO TA DUNIYAA KE SAB AKHBAAR MEIN KHOOB PHOTO BHAR BHAR PANNA KE CHAPAL,AUR DUNIYAA KE SAB TV CHANNELAWA PAR TA CHAILE RAHIN NA.TA OKAR TA BAHOOT FAYEDA MILAL HOI?
R-KHAAK FAYEDAA MILAL,KETNA BAAR GOONDA,POLICE A SARKAR SE BEIZZAT BHAINI E TA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA?
K-TA RAOORO HAAR GAINI?
R-SAB KE PITAI KARAT KARAT MAN HAMAAR AGHAA GAIL.HAMESHAA JAAN PAR KHEL KE MAAR KARE LA TAIYAAR RAHI LAA ,AKELE,BINA HANTHIYAAR KE AA BINA BODY GUARD KE.
K-AA KAHIN MARAA ZAAIB TA?
R-TA SWARGA KE SINGHASAN MIL JAI,SACHA SWARGA KE.
K-AUR KAA KAA HOYE WAALA BAA,SARKAAR?
R-GANGA JI SOOKH JAIHEN,SAMUNDAR KE PAANI ZAHRILA HO JAI,PIYE KE PAANI NA MILI.
K-NAL KE PAANI MILI NA?
R-NAL KE PAANI SE 'GINZA' BIMAARI HO JAI,PIYE SE.
R-GINZA BIMAARI MEIN NA BHOOKH LAGI,NA CHALAL JAI,NA BOKHAAR KHATAM HOI,BUS BICHAONA PAR PESAAB PAEKHANA KARE KE PADI.
K-TA SARKAR EKAR OOPCHAAR KAISE HOI?
R-EKAR OOPCHAR DAKTARO SE NA HOI?
K-TAB PAANI KAHAAN SE AAI?
R-AMERICA SE,ENGLAND SE PAANI AAI,MAHINA MEIN BUS 20,000 RUPAYA LAAGI OO PANIYA KHARIDE MEIN.OKRA PIYE SE GINZA BIMAARI KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TAA GARIB MARIYE NAA JAI PYAASE?
R-TA AMEER LOG KAHAAN BACHIHEN,OONKA KE OO PAANI PIYE SE GINZA KHATAM HOI AA 'HINGA' DHAR LIHI.
K-HINGA MEIN KA HOI SARKAR?
R-HINGA MEIN PESABWE NA HOI.
R-OKAR OOPCHAAR NA HOI,BUS NARAK KE SIDHI LAAGAL RAHI ,AMEERWAN KHAATIR.
K-TAB TA SAB GARIB AUR AMEER KE MILKE EKRA KHILAAF LADE KE CHAHIN.
R-CHAHABE KARIN.DEKHA E BHOOL JA KI PAISA SE KHOOSHI MILALA,KHOOSHI TYAAG SE MILALA.
K-OO KAISE?
R-HUM ROOS DESH MEIN 3 SAAL RAHNI.ETNA KHOOSH RAHNI AUR MAOJ KARNI KI SHAYAADE E DUNIYAA KE KAONO KHARABPATIYO AADMI KE NASEEB HOIL HO.
K-ROOS MEIN KAM PAISA RAHTE ETNA KHOOSHIHAALI KAISE BA?
R-KAAHE KI OONHA KE AADMI LOG AAPAN DES KHAATIR EKKE MINUTE MEIN JAAN DEWE LA TAIYAAR RAHALE LOG.KHOOB KHAA LE PILE SAB,KHOOB LAMBA CHAODA TAAKATWAR HOLE SAB.ZAAT PAAT NAIKHE,BHARPOOR HANTHIYAAR KE BHANDAAR BA,KHOOB DAAROO PIALE SA,ANGOOR KE RAS KE.A AMERICA KAANPA LA ROOS KE NAAM SE.BHALE KETNO ,BHAANJE HUM BADI TAAKATWAR BAANI.OONHA KE MARAD SAB JUNGLE KE SHER KE FAADE KE TAAKAT RAKHA LE SA.HUM NI NIYAN AAPANE DES
MEIN DARAIL DARAIL NA RAHA LE SA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI ,PRANAAM.
RINKU ADARSH
SMT.INDIRA GANDHI VERSACE MRS. SONIA GANDHI
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE PERSONALITIES OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI AND MRS. SONIA GANDHI.THOSE ARE-
1.COMMUNICATION SKILLS-WHILE SMT.INDIRA GANDHI SPOKE BOTH HINDI AS WELL AS AN ENGLISH FLUENTLY,MRS. SONIA GANDHI DOESN'T HAVE EITHER OF THEM
2.EXPERIENCE-WHILE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WAS A POLITICIAN RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD AS SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU,SONIA GANDHI IS A NEW COMER AND NOT BEEN EXPOSED TO POLITICS RIGHT FROM HER CHILDHOOD,SHE WASN'T THE DAUGHTER OF THE 1ST PRIME MINISTER OF THE COUNTRY,AS SHE BELONGED TO ITALY.
3.WHILE INDIRA GANDHI WAS EXTREMELY STRICT AND NO POLITICIANS DARED TO STARE AT HER,MRS. SONIA GANDHI HAS NOT THAT POWER,BECAUSE SHE RUNS A COALITION GOVERNMENT.
4.SMT. INDIRA GANDHI ,BRAVELY REACTED TO SIKHS DEMAND FOR SEPERATE KHALISTAAN THROUGH BLUE STAR OPERATION IN AMRITSAR,AND WAS KILLED BY THE SIKHS,MRS. SONIA GANDHI THE MEMBER OF THE SAME FAMILY HAS TIED KNOTS WITH THE SIKHS AND MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY WHOSE POTENTIAL IS ONE BY THOUSAND TIMES AS THAT OF HER HUSBAND HON,BLE SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA HAD.
5.WHILE THE FOREIGNERS FEARED FROM MR. RAJEEV GANDHI'S PERSONALITY,THE FOREIGNERS TREAT MR. MANMOHAN SINGH AS A SERVANT.
NOW,THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS TO SELL THE PAST IMAGES OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI FOR THE VAST GAP,WHICH THE INDIAN CITIZENS VERY WELL UNDERSTAND ETC.,ETC.I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS VERY CLOSE TO MR. RAJEEV GANDHI AS HE WAS PREVIOUSLY IN CONGRESS(I),THE GENERAL SECRETARY OF BPCC(BIHAR PRADESH CONGRESS (I) COMMITTE,DOCTOR'S CELL.
HE WAS CALLED BY SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE TEAM OF DOCTORS TO DELHI FOR SENDING MY FATHER'S TEAM TO LEBANON FOR MEDICAL RELIEF,AS THE WAR BETWEEN SYRIA AND LEBANON WAS GOING ON.
MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT WHEN HE WAS SITTING INSIDE THE LIVING ROOM OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE DOCTORS FOR A MEETING,THE ELECTRICITY SUDDENLY WENT OFF AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI IN THAT DARK HALL STOOD HERSELF,SEARCHED THE CANDLE AND LIGHTED IT WITH THE MATCHSTICK.HOW,GREAT WAS SHE.SIMILARILY MR. RAJEEV GANDHI TRAVELLED IN THE SAME CAR WITH MY FATHER DURING THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN IN AMETHI.EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS ADMIRED MR. RAJEEV GANDHI SO MUCH THAT AFTER THE ASSASINATION OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THE INDIAN CITIZENS DEVASTATED THE SIKHS OF INDIA AND GAVE MR. RAJEEV GANDHI THE BIGGEST MAJORITY OF APPROXIMATELY 465 SEATS IN THE LOK SABHA ELECTION.
SO,I WOULD LIKE TO SING 2 LINES FOR HIM-
'KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LO O O O O O OG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE PERSONALITIES OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI AND MRS. SONIA GANDHI.THOSE ARE-
1.COMMUNICATION SKILLS-WHILE SMT.INDIRA GANDHI SPOKE BOTH HINDI AS WELL AS AN ENGLISH FLUENTLY,MRS. SONIA GANDHI DOESN'T HAVE EITHER OF THEM
2.EXPERIENCE-WHILE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WAS A POLITICIAN RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD AS SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU,SONIA GANDHI IS A NEW COMER AND NOT BEEN EXPOSED TO POLITICS RIGHT FROM HER CHILDHOOD,SHE WASN'T THE DAUGHTER OF THE 1ST PRIME MINISTER OF THE COUNTRY,AS SHE BELONGED TO ITALY.
3.WHILE INDIRA GANDHI WAS EXTREMELY STRICT AND NO POLITICIANS DARED TO STARE AT HER,MRS. SONIA GANDHI HAS NOT THAT POWER,BECAUSE SHE RUNS A COALITION GOVERNMENT.
4.SMT. INDIRA GANDHI ,BRAVELY REACTED TO SIKHS DEMAND FOR SEPERATE KHALISTAAN THROUGH BLUE STAR OPERATION IN AMRITSAR,AND WAS KILLED BY THE SIKHS,MRS. SONIA GANDHI THE MEMBER OF THE SAME FAMILY HAS TIED KNOTS WITH THE SIKHS AND MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY WHOSE POTENTIAL IS ONE BY THOUSAND TIMES AS THAT OF HER HUSBAND HON,BLE SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA HAD.
5.WHILE THE FOREIGNERS FEARED FROM MR. RAJEEV GANDHI'S PERSONALITY,THE FOREIGNERS TREAT MR. MANMOHAN SINGH AS A SERVANT.
NOW,THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS TO SELL THE PAST IMAGES OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI FOR THE VAST GAP,WHICH THE INDIAN CITIZENS VERY WELL UNDERSTAND ETC.,ETC.I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS VERY CLOSE TO MR. RAJEEV GANDHI AS HE WAS PREVIOUSLY IN CONGRESS(I),THE GENERAL SECRETARY OF BPCC(BIHAR PRADESH CONGRESS (I) COMMITTE,DOCTOR'S CELL.
HE WAS CALLED BY SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE TEAM OF DOCTORS TO DELHI FOR SENDING MY FATHER'S TEAM TO LEBANON FOR MEDICAL RELIEF,AS THE WAR BETWEEN SYRIA AND LEBANON WAS GOING ON.
MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT WHEN HE WAS SITTING INSIDE THE LIVING ROOM OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE DOCTORS FOR A MEETING,THE ELECTRICITY SUDDENLY WENT OFF AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI IN THAT DARK HALL STOOD HERSELF,SEARCHED THE CANDLE AND LIGHTED IT WITH THE MATCHSTICK.HOW,GREAT WAS SHE.SIMILARILY MR. RAJEEV GANDHI TRAVELLED IN THE SAME CAR WITH MY FATHER DURING THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN IN AMETHI.EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS ADMIRED MR. RAJEEV GANDHI SO MUCH THAT AFTER THE ASSASINATION OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THE INDIAN CITIZENS DEVASTATED THE SIKHS OF INDIA AND GAVE MR. RAJEEV GANDHI THE BIGGEST MAJORITY OF APPROXIMATELY 465 SEATS IN THE LOK SABHA ELECTION.
SO,I WOULD LIKE TO SING 2 LINES FOR HIM-
'KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LO O O O O O OG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
PRAYAAG SANGIT SAMITI,ALLAHABAD
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.YOU WOULD BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT 'PRAYAAG SANGIT SAMITI' IN ALLAHABAD IS THE BEST INSTITUTE IN INDIA FOR LEARNING ANY SORT OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,LIKE CLASSICAL SINGING,KATTHAK DANCE,TABLA,VIOLIN,FLUTE,SITAAR ETC.IT'S A 60 YEARS OLD INSTITUTION WORKING FOR THE PROMOTION OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC AND EVERY YEAR ,ABOUT 5 LAKHS MUSIC STUDENTS GRADUATE FROM THIS INSTITUTE.THE SYLLABI ARE FANTASTIC.I AM PROUD TO BE THE POST GRADUATE PRODUCT OF THIS INSTITUTE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.YOU WOULD BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT 'PRAYAAG SANGIT SAMITI' IN ALLAHABAD IS THE BEST INSTITUTE IN INDIA FOR LEARNING ANY SORT OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,LIKE CLASSICAL SINGING,KATTHAK DANCE,TABLA,VIOLIN,FLUTE,SITAAR ETC.IT'S A 60 YEARS OLD INSTITUTION WORKING FOR THE PROMOTION OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC AND EVERY YEAR ,ABOUT 5 LAKHS MUSIC STUDENTS GRADUATE FROM THIS INSTITUTE.THE SYLLABI ARE FANTASTIC.I AM PROUD TO BE THE POST GRADUATE PRODUCT OF THIS INSTITUTE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
CONVERSATION BETWEEN RINKU ADARSH AND A FARMER OF INDIA
DEAR READERS,
THIS IS A PART OF THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN ME AND AN ILLITERATE FARMERS.ME AS 'R' AND FARMERS AS 'F'.
F-SARKAR,HAMAAR TA KISMAT PHOOT GAIL.
R-KAISE HO?
F-NAA DHAAN HOTAA,NAA CHAWAL HOTA.BORA KE BORA CHAWAL SAD GAIL BAAKI KAONO KHARIDAAR NA MILAL.KAHIYO BAADHA AAWATA,KAHIYO AKAAL PADATAA.
R-CHAWALA TA BIDESH SE AAWA TA NOO,GEHOON BHI BIDESHE SE AAI,EHE NA GULAAMI KAHAA LAA.
F-TA MANE E DESHWA FIRO GULAAM HO GAIL?
R-TAAHRA KE ABHI SHAKE BAA.
F-AB KA HOI SARKAAR?
R-AB HUM NI KE KHOON CHOOSAI
F-OO KAISE?
R-TOH NIHAN KE SIKAD MEIN BAANDH KE AA ANGAREJWAN SAB ,CHIN KE KHILAAF LADWAIHEN,TAHAAR MEHRARU KE OOTHA KE LE JAIHEN,BETI KE IZZAT LOOT LIHEN.JAIL MEIN BAND KARKE KHOON NIKALWAIHEN DAKTAR SABSE.
F-E KHOONAWA KE KAA KARIHEN SA?
R-JE ANGAREJ KE SENA GHAAYAL HOI,OKRAA MEIN EKAR ISTEMAAL KARAL JAI.
F-AB KA HOI?
R-KARA JAAT PAAT LOG DEHATWAA MEIN A VOGA.
THEN ENTERS A RICH MAN ,BOASTING OF HIS MONEY,DENOTED BY 'RC'(RICH CLASS)
RC-HAMAAR KOI KAA BIGAAD LI,HAMRA TA BANK MEIN 10 CRORE RUPAYA BA
R-SAB CHINAA JAI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-TOHRA KE KIDNAP KAR LIHEN A MAANGIHEN 10 CRORE RUPAIYA,TA TAHAAR GHAR WAALE LOG DARE DE DIHEN,NA TA MAAR DIHEN.
RC-TA HUM POLICE CASE KAR DEB,COURT MEIN OONKA KE RAGAD DEB
R-OO DUS CRORE MEIN SE DOOIE LAKH MEIN TA POLICE TAAHRA KE AATANKWAADI GHOSIT KAR DIHI,A BAAKI 5 LAKH MEIN COURT KACHARI KHARIDA JAI.
RC-TA HAMAAR PARIWAAR WAALA SAB LADIHE NA,HAMRA BADLE.
R-KAONO NA LADI SAB BHAAG JAIHEN SA.
RC-EKRA SE BACHE KE OOPAYE BATAIN?
R-HAANTHIYAAR KHARID LA 5 CRORE KE ,AUR LOOKA KE KAONO GODAAM MEIN LOOKA DIHIN,DUS GO PAHALWAAN PAALIN AK-56 CHALAWE WAALA,ROCKET LAUNCHER KHARIDIN,BORAA KE BORAA BOMB RAKHIN,BULLET PROOF JACKET KHARIDIN.
RC-OKRAA SE KA HOI?
R-JAISE HIN SATIHEN SAB BUS SAB KE GOLI AURO BOMB SE OODA DIHA,THAANA A KACHARI KE PAISA CHATA DIHA,KUCHCHO NA HOI.ANGAREZWAN SAB AIHEN TA BUS MAAR DIHA ROCKET LAUNCHER SE,HAZAARO GO RAHIYEN TA EKKE MINUTE MEIN RAAKH HO JAIHEN SAB.
RC-E ROCKET LAUNCHER KA HOLA SARKAR?
R-ROCKET LAUNCHER ,EK TARAH KE ROCKET HOWA LA JEKRA MEIN BAAROOD BHARAL RAHA LA.TOO CHAHBA TA DEHAAT SE BAITHLE BAITHLE ,DELHI MEIN LOK SABHA CHALAT RAHI,BUS DAAG DIHA NISHAANA LAGA KE,SAONSE NETA LOG EKKE BAAR MEIN SAAF HO JAIHEN.
RC-RAOORA TANI LALOO JI SE KAHIN NA,KOOCH KARE LA?
R-HUM KAA KAHIN,HUM TA OONKA CHACHA KAH KE PACHTA RAHAL BAANI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-HUM TA DARE CHACHA KAHNI,KI BHAI HAM SIDHA SADHA KALAAKAR KE RAKSHA KARIHEN,BAAKI OO TA HAMAAR PICHE GOONDA LAGAILE BAADE,ZAHAR DILWAWA TAARE.
RC-TA RAOORA CASE KARKE BHITAR KARWA DIHIN OONKA KE.
R-HAMAAR JO ROTI TARKAARI CHALA TA OKRO PE AAFAT AA JAI.
RC-TA AB KAA KARAB
R-I TA WAKTE BATAI.
SAB KISAAN BHAI KE PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
THIS IS A PART OF THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN ME AND AN ILLITERATE FARMERS.ME AS 'R' AND FARMERS AS 'F'.
F-SARKAR,HAMAAR TA KISMAT PHOOT GAIL.
R-KAISE HO?
F-NAA DHAAN HOTAA,NAA CHAWAL HOTA.BORA KE BORA CHAWAL SAD GAIL BAAKI KAONO KHARIDAAR NA MILAL.KAHIYO BAADHA AAWATA,KAHIYO AKAAL PADATAA.
R-CHAWALA TA BIDESH SE AAWA TA NOO,GEHOON BHI BIDESHE SE AAI,EHE NA GULAAMI KAHAA LAA.
F-TA MANE E DESHWA FIRO GULAAM HO GAIL?
R-TAAHRA KE ABHI SHAKE BAA.
F-AB KA HOI SARKAAR?
R-AB HUM NI KE KHOON CHOOSAI
F-OO KAISE?
R-TOH NIHAN KE SIKAD MEIN BAANDH KE AA ANGAREJWAN SAB ,CHIN KE KHILAAF LADWAIHEN,TAHAAR MEHRARU KE OOTHA KE LE JAIHEN,BETI KE IZZAT LOOT LIHEN.JAIL MEIN BAND KARKE KHOON NIKALWAIHEN DAKTAR SABSE.
F-E KHOONAWA KE KAA KARIHEN SA?
R-JE ANGAREJ KE SENA GHAAYAL HOI,OKRAA MEIN EKAR ISTEMAAL KARAL JAI.
F-AB KA HOI?
R-KARA JAAT PAAT LOG DEHATWAA MEIN A VOGA.
THEN ENTERS A RICH MAN ,BOASTING OF HIS MONEY,DENOTED BY 'RC'(RICH CLASS)
RC-HAMAAR KOI KAA BIGAAD LI,HAMRA TA BANK MEIN 10 CRORE RUPAYA BA
R-SAB CHINAA JAI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-TOHRA KE KIDNAP KAR LIHEN A MAANGIHEN 10 CRORE RUPAIYA,TA TAHAAR GHAR WAALE LOG DARE DE DIHEN,NA TA MAAR DIHEN.
RC-TA HUM POLICE CASE KAR DEB,COURT MEIN OONKA KE RAGAD DEB
R-OO DUS CRORE MEIN SE DOOIE LAKH MEIN TA POLICE TAAHRA KE AATANKWAADI GHOSIT KAR DIHI,A BAAKI 5 LAKH MEIN COURT KACHARI KHARIDA JAI.
RC-TA HAMAAR PARIWAAR WAALA SAB LADIHE NA,HAMRA BADLE.
R-KAONO NA LADI SAB BHAAG JAIHEN SA.
RC-EKRA SE BACHE KE OOPAYE BATAIN?
R-HAANTHIYAAR KHARID LA 5 CRORE KE ,AUR LOOKA KE KAONO GODAAM MEIN LOOKA DIHIN,DUS GO PAHALWAAN PAALIN AK-56 CHALAWE WAALA,ROCKET LAUNCHER KHARIDIN,BORAA KE BORAA BOMB RAKHIN,BULLET PROOF JACKET KHARIDIN.
RC-OKRAA SE KA HOI?
R-JAISE HIN SATIHEN SAB BUS SAB KE GOLI AURO BOMB SE OODA DIHA,THAANA A KACHARI KE PAISA CHATA DIHA,KUCHCHO NA HOI.ANGAREZWAN SAB AIHEN TA BUS MAAR DIHA ROCKET LAUNCHER SE,HAZAARO GO RAHIYEN TA EKKE MINUTE MEIN RAAKH HO JAIHEN SAB.
RC-E ROCKET LAUNCHER KA HOLA SARKAR?
R-ROCKET LAUNCHER ,EK TARAH KE ROCKET HOWA LA JEKRA MEIN BAAROOD BHARAL RAHA LA.TOO CHAHBA TA DEHAAT SE BAITHLE BAITHLE ,DELHI MEIN LOK SABHA CHALAT RAHI,BUS DAAG DIHA NISHAANA LAGA KE,SAONSE NETA LOG EKKE BAAR MEIN SAAF HO JAIHEN.
RC-RAOORA TANI LALOO JI SE KAHIN NA,KOOCH KARE LA?
R-HUM KAA KAHIN,HUM TA OONKA CHACHA KAH KE PACHTA RAHAL BAANI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-HUM TA DARE CHACHA KAHNI,KI BHAI HAM SIDHA SADHA KALAAKAR KE RAKSHA KARIHEN,BAAKI OO TA HAMAAR PICHE GOONDA LAGAILE BAADE,ZAHAR DILWAWA TAARE.
RC-TA RAOORA CASE KARKE BHITAR KARWA DIHIN OONKA KE.
R-HAMAAR JO ROTI TARKAARI CHALA TA OKRO PE AAFAT AA JAI.
RC-TA AB KAA KARAB
R-I TA WAKTE BATAI.
SAB KISAAN BHAI KE PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH
CONSEQUENCES OF ITALIAN INVASION ON INDIA
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THE PRESENT CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT IS NOTHING BUT THE ITALIAN INVASION ON INDIA.ITALY IS AS SMALL AS PATNA,AND THE CITY OF THIEVES.THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT ARE-
1.INCREASE IN DICTATORSHIP OF FOREIGN INVADERS.
2.INCREASE IN THE FOOD PRICES
3.INCREASE IN BOMB BLASTS.
4.DECREASE IN THE FREEDOM OF INDIAN CITIZENS.
5.DECREASE IN EXPORTS
6.MUMBAI BEING DECLARED AS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF THE WORLD.
7.NEITHER MRS. SONIA GANDHI NOR MR. MANMOHAN SINGH KNOWS TO SPEAK IN HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH.THEIR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE WORSE THAN THE CLASS 10TH STUDENT OF A CONVENT SCHOOL.THINK,WHAT KIND OF IMAGES ABOUT INDIA THEY WOULD BE PRODUCING IN THEIR DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS ABROAD.
8.'ZANAAZAA' OF MUSIC INDUSTRY,SIMILAR TO THAT OF LAST MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.
9.THE DEVASTATION OF INDIAN FARMERS,SOMETIMES BY DRAUGHT AND SOMETIMES BY FLOOD.
10.DIVISION OF INDIA INTO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.I SUGGEST LET GIVE MARATHIS THEIR MUMBAI COUNTRY,GUJARATIS THEIR GUJARAT COUNTRY,BIHARIS THEIR BIHAR COUNTRY.WHY THERE IS SO DELAY IN DIVIDING INDIA! DO IT FAST.
11.CLOSURE OF BOLLYWOOD.NOW NO BODY WATCHES MOVIES IN THE CINEMA THEATRES,SO BETTER TO SHUT THE FILM INDUSTRY,WHICH IS THE POOREST INDUSTRY OF INDIA.
11.REMOVAL OF DEMOCRACY BY MANIPULATING THE EVM MACHINES.
12.USE OF SATTELITES FOR SPYING THE PERSONAL LIFE OF THE INDIAN CITIZENS ETC. ,ETC.
WHEN ARE THE AMERICANS COMING TO PUT THEIR FLAG ON THE PARLIAMENT.PLEASE RECALL THE BRITISHERS TO RULE INDIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,BECAUSE THEY ARE A BETTER RULER.WHY ARE THE POLITICIANS DELAYING?
SHAME-SHAME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THE PRESENT CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT IS NOTHING BUT THE ITALIAN INVASION ON INDIA.ITALY IS AS SMALL AS PATNA,AND THE CITY OF THIEVES.THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT ARE-
1.INCREASE IN DICTATORSHIP OF FOREIGN INVADERS.
2.INCREASE IN THE FOOD PRICES
3.INCREASE IN BOMB BLASTS.
4.DECREASE IN THE FREEDOM OF INDIAN CITIZENS.
5.DECREASE IN EXPORTS
6.MUMBAI BEING DECLARED AS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF THE WORLD.
7.NEITHER MRS. SONIA GANDHI NOR MR. MANMOHAN SINGH KNOWS TO SPEAK IN HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH.THEIR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE WORSE THAN THE CLASS 10TH STUDENT OF A CONVENT SCHOOL.THINK,WHAT KIND OF IMAGES ABOUT INDIA THEY WOULD BE PRODUCING IN THEIR DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS ABROAD.
8.'ZANAAZAA' OF MUSIC INDUSTRY,SIMILAR TO THAT OF LAST MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.
9.THE DEVASTATION OF INDIAN FARMERS,SOMETIMES BY DRAUGHT AND SOMETIMES BY FLOOD.
10.DIVISION OF INDIA INTO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.I SUGGEST LET GIVE MARATHIS THEIR MUMBAI COUNTRY,GUJARATIS THEIR GUJARAT COUNTRY,BIHARIS THEIR BIHAR COUNTRY.WHY THERE IS SO DELAY IN DIVIDING INDIA! DO IT FAST.
11.CLOSURE OF BOLLYWOOD.NOW NO BODY WATCHES MOVIES IN THE CINEMA THEATRES,SO BETTER TO SHUT THE FILM INDUSTRY,WHICH IS THE POOREST INDUSTRY OF INDIA.
11.REMOVAL OF DEMOCRACY BY MANIPULATING THE EVM MACHINES.
12.USE OF SATTELITES FOR SPYING THE PERSONAL LIFE OF THE INDIAN CITIZENS ETC. ,ETC.
WHEN ARE THE AMERICANS COMING TO PUT THEIR FLAG ON THE PARLIAMENT.PLEASE RECALL THE BRITISHERS TO RULE INDIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,BECAUSE THEY ARE A BETTER RULER.WHY ARE THE POLITICIANS DELAYING?
SHAME-SHAME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
DEAR BRAHMINS OF INDIA UNITE IMMEDIATELY
DEAR BRAHMINS OF INDIA,
HELLO.THE COUNTRY IS IN DEEP TROUBLE,PLEASE UNITE IMMEDIATELY.THIS COUNTRY NEEDS US.PLEASE BE FASTEST IN UNIFICATION OTHERWISE WE WOULD LOOSE OUR MILLIONS OF YEAR OLD SUPREMACY AND WILL HAVE TO FLATTER THE LOWER CASTES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THE COUNTRY IS IN DEEP TROUBLE,PLEASE UNITE IMMEDIATELY.THIS COUNTRY NEEDS US.PLEASE BE FASTEST IN UNIFICATION OTHERWISE WE WOULD LOOSE OUR MILLIONS OF YEAR OLD SUPREMACY AND WILL HAVE TO FLATTER THE LOWER CASTES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE 2 PARTS OF CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS 2 PARTS.
1.IT WAS FOUNDED BY MAHATMA GANDHI,PT. MOTI LAL NEHRU(BRAHMIN),PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU (BRAHMIN),SMT. INDIRA GANDHI(BRAHMIN).THEY RULED THIS COUNTRY EXTREMELY WELL.
2.SANJAY GANDHI,A DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED,RAJEEV GANDHI,THE DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED.AFTER THAT ATAL BIHARI BAJPAYEE(BRAHMIN) ,TRIED HIS BEST TO RULE THIS COUNTRY,BUT WAS FORCED TO LEAVE THE POLITICS.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WHY MRS. SONIA GANDHI(ITALIAN),DENIED TO JOIN THE POLITICS AFTER HER HUSBAND'S MURDER.BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID OF BEING KILLED.SHE WANTED HER CHILDRENS TO REMAIN SAFE AND GROW.AFTER,THE COUNTRY WAS TRAPPED BY THE FOREIGN INVADERS,SHE ENTERED THE POLITICS AND BECAME THE WHOLE AND SOLE OF THE COUNTRY BY COMPROMISING WITH THE FOREIGN INVADERS.THE SIKHS,AFTER FLATTERING HER MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA.
NOW,THE DEMOCRACY IS FINISHED AND DYNASTIES HAVE STARTED.HOW?
THE KING OF MAHARASHTRA-BALASAHEB THACKERAY,UDDHAV THACKERAY,RAJ THACKERAY,CHAGGAN BHUJBAL
2.THE KING OF U.P.-MULAYAM SINGH,AMAR SINGH,MAYAVATI ETC.
3.THE KING OF BIHAR AND JHARKHAND-LALOO PRASAD YADAV
4.THE KING OF M.P.-SHIVRAJ PATIL
5.THE KING OF GUJARAT-NARENDRA MODI
6.THE QUEEN OF BENGAL-MAMTA BANERJEE
ALL THE KINGS HAVE TAKEN THEIR POSITION.GREAT!
QUEEN OF ALL THESE SMALL KINGS-SONIA GANDHI
GREAT YAAR,GREAT.SAARE JAHAAN SE ACHCHA,HAYE PATNA HAMARA,HAMARA.BUT,WHAT ARE THE BRAHMINS DOING OF INDIA?THEY ARE WORKING AS SERVANTS IN INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS 2 PARTS.
1.IT WAS FOUNDED BY MAHATMA GANDHI,PT. MOTI LAL NEHRU(BRAHMIN),PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU (BRAHMIN),SMT. INDIRA GANDHI(BRAHMIN).THEY RULED THIS COUNTRY EXTREMELY WELL.
2.SANJAY GANDHI,A DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED,RAJEEV GANDHI,THE DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED.AFTER THAT ATAL BIHARI BAJPAYEE(BRAHMIN) ,TRIED HIS BEST TO RULE THIS COUNTRY,BUT WAS FORCED TO LEAVE THE POLITICS.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WHY MRS. SONIA GANDHI(ITALIAN),DENIED TO JOIN THE POLITICS AFTER HER HUSBAND'S MURDER.BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID OF BEING KILLED.SHE WANTED HER CHILDRENS TO REMAIN SAFE AND GROW.AFTER,THE COUNTRY WAS TRAPPED BY THE FOREIGN INVADERS,SHE ENTERED THE POLITICS AND BECAME THE WHOLE AND SOLE OF THE COUNTRY BY COMPROMISING WITH THE FOREIGN INVADERS.THE SIKHS,AFTER FLATTERING HER MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA.
NOW,THE DEMOCRACY IS FINISHED AND DYNASTIES HAVE STARTED.HOW?
THE KING OF MAHARASHTRA-BALASAHEB THACKERAY,UDDHAV THACKERAY,RAJ THACKERAY,CHAGGAN BHUJBAL
2.THE KING OF U.P.-MULAYAM SINGH,AMAR SINGH,MAYAVATI ETC.
3.THE KING OF BIHAR AND JHARKHAND-LALOO PRASAD YADAV
4.THE KING OF M.P.-SHIVRAJ PATIL
5.THE KING OF GUJARAT-NARENDRA MODI
6.THE QUEEN OF BENGAL-MAMTA BANERJEE
ALL THE KINGS HAVE TAKEN THEIR POSITION.GREAT!
QUEEN OF ALL THESE SMALL KINGS-SONIA GANDHI
GREAT YAAR,GREAT.SAARE JAHAAN SE ACHCHA,HAYE PATNA HAMARA,HAMARA.BUT,WHAT ARE THE BRAHMINS DOING OF INDIA?THEY ARE WORKING AS SERVANTS IN INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
PRINCESS DIANA
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.SORRY FOR THE LONGER GAP IN COMMUNICATION.HOW ARE YOU?I AM VERY BAD.WHY?THE INDIAN POLITICIANS ARE CONTINUOUSLY TORTURING ME.HOW?THEY ARE NOT LETTING ME TO CONCENTRATE ON MY WORK.ONLY YESTERDAY ,I WAS POISONED AND I COULD NOT SLEEP WHOLE NIGHT WITH MY HEADPAIN.I REPORTED THIS TO EVERY BODY INCLUDING MRS. SONIA GANDHI,MR. MANMOHAN SINGH ,WHITE HOUSE USA,HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 11,ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.BUT IT'S OF NO USE.I THINK ,THEY ARE PLANNING TO KILL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.I AM TIRED OF CASTEISM,DICTATORSHIP OF POLITICIANS,RELIGIONISM,CORRUPTION,RACIAL DISCRIMINATION,CHEATING,FRAUDISM,EXCESSIVE CRIME IN INDIA,EXPLOITATION OF THE POOR PROPLE ,FAILURE OF LAW AND ORDER,ABUSE AND INSULT OF GREAT MUSICIANS,USE OF CELEBRITIES AS A TOOL OF COLONISATION IN INDIA,LOST MORAL OF INDIANS DUE TO WORSE MEDIA EXPOSURE,THE COLONISATION OF MEDIA,POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF MUSIC BY POLITICIAN,FINANCIALLY DEVASTATION OF MOVIE MAKERS DUE TO EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD MOVIES ETC.ETC.I AM NOT ATTACHED TO ANY POLITICAL PARTY.THE FILM STARS,MUSIC DIRECTORS,PRODUCERS,PLAYBACK SINGERS,LYRICISTS,MUSICIANSETC. ALL HAVE LOST THEIR PRESTIGE,BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARD.THEY DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED LIKE ME.AT PRESENT ,INDIA IS PERFORMING EXTEMELY WORSE,EVERYWHERE THE COLONISATION PROCESS IS AT EXTREME.THIS IS THE GIFT OF THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT.THE DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN HACKED BY THE EVM MACHINE.THE CITIZENS HAVE NO POWER.NOW ,I REALISE WHY LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME A SLAVE.THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN SOLD AND THE CITIZENS ARE EITHER BEING FORCED TO BECOME CORRUPT OR ARE KILLED OR TORTURE LIKE ME.COMING SOON TO MEET YOU.
YOURS BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.SORRY FOR THE LONGER GAP IN COMMUNICATION.HOW ARE YOU?I AM VERY BAD.WHY?THE INDIAN POLITICIANS ARE CONTINUOUSLY TORTURING ME.HOW?THEY ARE NOT LETTING ME TO CONCENTRATE ON MY WORK.ONLY YESTERDAY ,I WAS POISONED AND I COULD NOT SLEEP WHOLE NIGHT WITH MY HEADPAIN.I REPORTED THIS TO EVERY BODY INCLUDING MRS. SONIA GANDHI,MR. MANMOHAN SINGH ,WHITE HOUSE USA,HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 11,ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.BUT IT'S OF NO USE.I THINK ,THEY ARE PLANNING TO KILL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.I AM TIRED OF CASTEISM,DICTATORSHIP OF POLITICIANS,RELIGIONISM,CORRUPTION,RACIAL DISCRIMINATION,CHEATING,FRAUDISM,EXCESSIVE CRIME IN INDIA,EXPLOITATION OF THE POOR PROPLE ,FAILURE OF LAW AND ORDER,ABUSE AND INSULT OF GREAT MUSICIANS,USE OF CELEBRITIES AS A TOOL OF COLONISATION IN INDIA,LOST MORAL OF INDIANS DUE TO WORSE MEDIA EXPOSURE,THE COLONISATION OF MEDIA,POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF MUSIC BY POLITICIAN,FINANCIALLY DEVASTATION OF MOVIE MAKERS DUE TO EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD MOVIES ETC.ETC.I AM NOT ATTACHED TO ANY POLITICAL PARTY.THE FILM STARS,MUSIC DIRECTORS,PRODUCERS,PLAYBACK SINGERS,LYRICISTS,MUSICIANSETC. ALL HAVE LOST THEIR PRESTIGE,BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARD.THEY DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED LIKE ME.AT PRESENT ,INDIA IS PERFORMING EXTEMELY WORSE,EVERYWHERE THE COLONISATION PROCESS IS AT EXTREME.THIS IS THE GIFT OF THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT.THE DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN HACKED BY THE EVM MACHINE.THE CITIZENS HAVE NO POWER.NOW ,I REALISE WHY LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME A SLAVE.THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN SOLD AND THE CITIZENS ARE EITHER BEING FORCED TO BECOME CORRUPT OR ARE KILLED OR TORTURE LIKE ME.COMING SOON TO MEET YOU.
YOURS BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
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