KISAAN LOGAN SE BAATCHEET

K-AGO BATIYAAN BATAIN KI ASKOOL WA MEIN LADKI JAALI SA ,TA GOONDA ,BADMAASH TANG KARALE SA,EKAR OOPAYE?
R-1-1 GO MOODEWAALA CHAKU DEKE BHENJI,JAISE CHEDKHAANI SHURU HOI,BUS KHACHAKHACH KAAT DI HEN SA?
R-IZZAT BACHAWE KHAATIR,KOI DAND NAIKHE.
K- THEEK BA.SCOOLWA KE BASWA ZAANT DE TAARE JONA TONA KE ,EKAR OOPAYE BATAIN?
R-DRIVERWA A KANDAKTARWAKE TOORTE GOLI SE CHALNI KARDA SA,OKAR BAAD JE HOI DEKHAL JAI.
K-TARENWA MEIN DAKAIT WAN SA LOOTA LE ,EKAR OOPAYE BA,PAKITWA SE RIVOLVERWA NIKAAL KE CHALNI KAR DA.KHELA KHATAM HO JAI.SAONSE TARENWA KE LOG OO BOGIYA MEIN GHOOS KE MAARAT GOLI MAARAT GOLI CHALNI KAR DIN SA.
K-ACHCHA HAMNI KE DUSHMAN KE SANKHYA BA?
R-20 KAROD .
K-A HAMNI KE?
R-HAMNI KE SANKHYA SAAWA ARAB A CHINA KE MILA KE 3 ARAB,A POORA DUNIYAA KE MILAAKE 6 ARAB BA.
K-TAB TA GAILE SAAR LAAND PAR.
R-BHARAT KE HAR NAAGRIK KE JALDI SA JALDI THAL SENA MEIN PARIWARTIT HO JAYE KE CHAHIN,KAAHE KI YUDH KE TAALAL NA JA SAKA LA.
K-RAOOR KAA KAA TAIYAARI CHALA TA?
R-HUM UKRAINE KE RAJDHAANI,KIEV SE ZAMEEN MAANGA TAANI,SENAA ABHYAAS LA ,KAHE KI OONHAAN SE ANGAREZWAN PAR NISHAANA THEEK SE LAAGI,AURO MEXICO SE ZAMEEN MAANGLE BAANI AMERIKA PAR CHADHAI KARE KE,HOIZE SENA KE ABHYAAS HOI,A HOIZE SE 6 ARAB TOP,RAKETWA,PARMANUA DAGAI.
K-AUR KA-KA KARIN?
R-KHOOB DAND PELA LOG,SAPATA MAARA,LAATHI BHANJAWAWA,TALWAAR BAAZI KARA,PAHAALWAANI KARA.
K-THEEK BA SARKAR AISNE HOI.
BHARAT MAATA KI JAI,
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KISAAN LOGAN SE BAATCHEET

JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MATA KI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR LIKHAI.THEEK BA.
R-KAISAN TAIYAARI CHALA TA YUDH KE?
K-BAHOOT BADHINYAA SARAKAR.5,000 BIGHA KHET BECHAIL HA.OKRA SE LISENSI RIFLE,BANDOOK,RIVOLBER,26 WA,47 WA,56WA,1,000 KG BAMB,1,000 RAKETWA ,A ANGINAT TALWAAR,BHAALA,CHAAKU KHARIDAIL BA,AUR KHARIDATE BA.
R-BAHOOT BADHINYA.SENA PATI KE KE BAADE?
K-RAM KHELAWAN SINGH(DHOLAK WADAK),RAM JEET SINGH(DHOLAK WAADAK),DHEERU PAASWAAN (BAANSURI WAADAK),CHEDI MAHTO(TABLA WADAK)
CHAONI MAANJHI(NAAL WAADAK),BADKA SAO(VEENA WADAK),SULEMAAN SULTAAN(TABLA WAADAK),FAKHRUDDIN USTAAD(TABLA WAADAK),HHALIM KHAN(NAAL WAADAK),BEER BAHADUR SINGH(SAROD WAADAK),PT. TOOFAAN TRIPATHI(SITAAR WAADAK) ,BHOLA YADAV(TABLA WAADAK),GAMBHIR YADAV(DHOLAK WAADAK),KRISHNA YADAV (NAAL WAADAK) ITYAADI.
R-TOHNI KALAAKAAR LOGAN KE SENA PATI KAAHE BANAILA?
K-KAAHE KE OHNI KE NAAM SAONSE ZEWAAR ZAANA LE SA.MILITARY KE RITIRED OFFCER SA TATRENING DE TAARE SA.
R-A GO SENAPATI KEPICHE KETNA THAL SENA KE JAWAAN RAHI?
K-1,000 SARKAAR.ACHCHA A GO BATOYAAN BATAIN

ANGAREZ BAEGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET

'B' SE BAIGYAANIK AURO'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-TU LOG GWAAR KE KAAHE CHUNLA E DESWA KE TODE KHAATIR?
B-KYON KI HUMLOGON KO AISA AADMI KA TALAASH THAA JO GHOONS BHI LELE AUR LAATHI BHI CHALAYE.TUM LOG KALAM SE LIKHTA RAHEGA AUR WO HAANTH PAR JOD SE LAATHI MAAREGA,TO,KALAM AUR HAANTH DONO TOOT JAYEGA.
R-AUR TU LOG SARDAR JI LOG KE KAAHE CHUNALA?
B-KYON KI OOSKE PAAS CHAKU AUR TALWAAR HAYE,TOORAT CHAKU MAARDEGA.
R-A HAMNI?
B-TUM DAMRU BAZAATE HO,TUMHAARE PAAS KYAA TAAKAT HAYE.
R-HUM DAMRU NA TABLA BAZAILA.
B HAAN-HAAN WAHI TABLA.
R-SOON BA KA,BAAKI EKAANT MEIN CHALE PADI,E HAAN BADI SHOR BA AURO HAMRA PAAS 10 BORA KOHINOOR HEERA BHI BA OOHO TORA KE DEB.
B-CHALO-CHALO TABLA SUNAO AUR DHAN DO.
R- DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE MOONH NAAK ,THOBDA SAB TOD DIYA
R-LA TAOLIYA AURU MOONHAWA POCHA./DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/ DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN SSSSDHIS/
B-ARE AB ANTEEM SAANS LENE DO
R-PAHILE DHAN LA
R-DHISHOOM TEREKITA KATADHAN KHACHAAK/DHISHOOM DHISHOOM DHANDHAN DHANDHAN /DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHANDHAN DHANDHAN
DHANDHAN DHANDHAN/DHISHOOM.
R- YE BAEGYAANIK JI,ARE E TA MAR GAIL.
'P' SE PUBLIC LIKHAI
P- KA HOIL SARKAR?
R-ARE E SARWA PARMAANU BAM DESWA PAR GIRAWE LA KAHAT RAHE
P-JALDI SE PETROL LAGAKE AAG LAGA DIYAL JAAYE EKAR DEHINYAA MEIN.DHOON DHOON DHOON DHHOON.........
P-E TA ZAR GAIL
TABHIYE POLICE AAIL,TA 'PO' SE POLICE LIKHAI
PO- YE KYAAL JAAL RAHA HAYE?
P- AGZA SARKAR
PO-LEKIN YE TO KISI ANGAREZ KA BODY LAGTA HAYE.SACXH SACH BATAO
P-SARKAAR E ANGARAZWAA BAEGYAANIK,THAL SENA KE E GO SAINIK SE KAHIKLAS KI TOHRA DESWA PAR PARMANU BAM GIRA DEB,OOHE KHISIAKE MOOADELE AURO AAG LAGA DELE.
PO-WO KIDHAR GYA
P-PATA NA SARKAR
PO-(MANEMANE SOCHE LAAGAL KI AB JANTA BAGAAWAT KAR DELI SA).CHALA ACHCHA BA HAMNIYON KE BOJH AB HAAALKA HO JAI.
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KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET

'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
R-KAA HAAL CHAAL BAA?
K-YUDH KE TAEYAARI POORA ZOD SOD SE HOTA .
R-THEEK BA.ANGAREZWAA SAB HAMRA KE' SALAM PAEKHAANA ' CINEMA BANAWE KE KAHA TAARE SA,OOH MEIN JHOPADPATTI AURO GARIB LOGAN KE ZINDAGI,KI KAISE SAB PAEKHANA WA PRA ROTI SEK KE KHAALE,OO CINEME BANAWELA.OKRA SE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN HAMNI KE SAAKH AUR KHARAAB HO JAI.
K-TAB KA KARAB RAOORA?
R-'LAV ASTORI IN HAVAN-KEEV' BANAIB,AURO OKRA MEIN ANGAREZWAN KE SABSE KEEMATI HIROIENIYA KE LEKE AURO JHOPADPATTIYAA KE DOM,CHAMAAR,DUSAADH,BADHAI,KUMHAAR,LOHAAR,ITYADI KE JHOPADIYAA MEIN BOLA KE AURO,OHNIYAN KE TUTTAL CHAONKIYAA PAR OHNI SAB SE OO ANGAREZ HEROINAWA KE CHODWAIB,AURO,OO CINEMA POORA DUNIYAA DEKHI.EKRA SE HAMNI KE ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN SAAKH BADH JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-ACHCHA AAJ AKHBARAWA MEIN SONIA GANDHI E DOOKH KE SAMAYE MEIN HANSAT RAHI?
R-OO HANSAT NA,BHEETRE BHEETRE ROAT RAHI ,KAAHE POL KHOOLAL CHAL JAATA.
K-AURO MANMOHAN SINGH KE DEKHNI KI DAARU KE GEELAAS AMERIKA KE KARIA RASHTRAPATI SE ZAAM TAKRAWAT RAHAN?
R-OO KALUA KE HAANTH MEIN DAARU RAHE,LEKIN OONKAR GEELAAS MEIN HAMNI KE KHOON RAHE.KHOON KHICHAYE KE SAODA HO GAIL.
K-ACHCHE RAOORA ETNA BAD KHAANDAAN KE LADKIYA KE KAISE PATAINE,KEEV SAHARIYA MEIN?
R-OKAR BAAP HAMRA KE GULAAM KAHLAS,LEKIN HAMRA SAATH NA CHODLAS.PREMIKA KAHLAS KI AAJ TAK TA TOHAAR DES KE JHOPADIYE DEKHLE BAANI,SADAKIYAA PAR KUTTA,BILLI,SIYAAR,GHODA,HAANTHI,NAAG SAANP.BADKA-BADKA AJGAR SAANP,BAAGH,SER,ITYAADI CHALALE SA,SE EK DAM JANGAL HA.
K-TAB RAAOORA KA KAINI?
R-HUM INHAAN KE FILMI DUNIYAA KE STAR DUT AURO FILMFARE MAGZINIA LEGAINI ,KI OONHA AMEERO LOG BAA,TA KAHLI KI HAM APNE SE OONKA PARVAWAI KARELA,CHAPWAKE LAILE BAANI.E HI SE OO BHARAT NA AILI AURO 3 SAAL KE PRAGAADH PREM SAMAAPTA HO GAIL.
K-TAB TA PREM KE LADAI RAOORA HAAR GAINI?
R-HAARNI NAA.OO PREM ABHIYO BAA,AURO WAHI SHAKTI DETA ANGAREZWAN KE KHADERE MEIN.
K-TAB YUDH MEIN AURO KOCHI KOCHI KAREKE BA?
R-OHNIYAAN KE DESWA MEIN GHOOS KE AURO OHNI KE TIJORI LOOT LIHAL JAI,AURO SAB JHOPADIYAA KE MAHAL BANADEEYAL JAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA LOG BHIDAL RAHA ,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN.
K- ACHCHA HUZOOR BHARAT MEIN 3G,CHINA MEIN 4G,ROOS MEIN 5G,CANADA MEIN6G ITYAADI MOBILE AAWATA,TA HAMNI KE PAAS 6G MOBILEWA KAAHE NAIKHE AAWAT?
R-HAMNI KE PAAS 'G HAZOOR' MOBILEWA AAI.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
K-BAAKI RAAOOR CINEMAWA KE OSKARAWA NAA MEELI,NA RAAOOR SANGITWA KE GRAAMI INAAM MILI.
R-JHAANT PAR JAO OSKAR A GRAMI,HAMNI KE TA OHNI KE KHAZANAWA KE CHABHI CHAHIN.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.
R-ACHCHA AB AAGYA DEEHIN,NAMASHKAAR.
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ANGAREZ BAEGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET

'B' SE BAE GYAANIK AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.
'B'-HELLO.
'R'-PRANAAM.
'R'-KRISHNA BHAGWAAN GEETA MEIN KEHLE KI.................
'B'-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA),KRISHNA TO CHOR THAA,GANWAAR (GWAAR,GWAALA) THAA ,LATKHOR THAA.BACHPAN MEIN GHAR-GHAR MEIN GHOOS KE DOODH,DAHI,GHEE,MAKHHAN CHORI KARTA THAA AUR SHIKAYAAT AANE PAR MAAR KHAATA THAA,AUR PHIR CHORI KARTA THAA.BACHPAN SE OOSKA CHARITRA KHARAAB THAA,GAAYE ,BHAENS CHARATA THAA LAATHE LEKE AUR BADA HOKE RANDDIBAAZ HO GAYA,100-100 CHOKRI LOGON KE SAATH NAACH KARTA THAA AUR OONKO CHODTA THAA.WO BHAGWAAN HAYE?
R-GURU NANAK JI AURO GURU GOBIND SINGH JI KAHLE...........
B-SAT AP(CHOOP RAHA).SARDAR LOGON KE PAGDI OONLOGON KA DEEMAAG THANDHA RAKHTA HAYE,AUR CHAKU BHI RAKHTA HAYE.12 BAZE KHOPDI GARAM HO JAATA HAYE DHOOP KE KARAN,ULLU KA PATTHAA HAYE.
R-ACHCHA TU LOG E DESWA KE GULAAM KAISE BANAILA?
B-PEHLE INDIRA GANDHI KO MARWA DIYAA,JISKE PAAS AZAADI KA CHAABHI THAA,PHIR OOSKA BETA RAJEEV GANDHI WO CHABHI LE LIYA ,TO OSSKO BAM SE OODA DIYA,PHIR DAR KE MAARE WO CHABHI KOI OOTHAYA NAHIN,PHIR HUMLOG 10
RAAZNITIK PARTY BANAKE .AUR AAPAS MEIN LADAKE CHABHI LOOT LIYA,BAS DES GULAAM HO GAYA,GARIB ,BHIKHAARI LOGON KO RUPAYA DEKAR KE AATANKWAADI BANA DIYA,JISKE DAR KE SAMAAJ MEIN SAB KOI DAR KE RAHE,KOI BAGAWAT NAHIN KARE.
R-HAMRA KAA KARE KE CHAHIN?
B- DEKHO,TUM HONHAAR KALAAKAR HAYE(MANAWA MEIN SOCHNI KI A GO SOORWA TA KANTHWA SE SAHI NA NIKLALA ,AA SAAR HAMRA KE HONHAAR KALAAKAAR KAHA TAA),TUM 'SLUM PAEKHANA' CINEMA BANAO,AUR OOSMEIN BHARAT KE JHOPADPATTI KO DIKHAO,DIKHAO KI KIS TARAH BHIKH MANGA LOG PAEKHANA KE OOPAR ,CHOOLHA JALAAKE AANTA SAANTA HAYE,AUR WO PAEKHANAA PAR BHIN BHINATA HOOA MAKHKHI LOG KIS TARAH OOS AANTA PAR BAETHTA HAYE,AUR OOSI KO BHEEKHMANGA LOG KHAATAA HAYE,TO TUMKO 10 AOSKAR ENAAM,9 GARAMI INAAM,75 BIDESI DAAKTARATE KA DEGREE AUR 10 BORA HEERA DEGA.
R-BAAKI EKRAA SE RAOORA KA FAEDA HOI?
B-TUMHARA DES KA ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR MEIN AUR SAAKH GIR JAYEGA.JO ITNA GARIB,PICHDA HOOA LOG HAYE,OOSKA SAMAAN KAON KHARIDEGA?
R-AURO?
B-HUM LOG AMERIKA KE KAALA LOG,JO WAHAAN KA MOOL NIWAASI HAYE ,OOSKO BHI GULAAM BANAKE,JHOPDI MEIN DAAL DIYAA,AUR KHOOD MAHAM MEIN RAHTA HAYE.WAHAAN KA RASHTRAPATI ,KAALA AADMI KO BANAA DIYA ,DIKHAWE KE LIYE,AUR WO HUM GORA LOG KE HAANTH KA KATHPOOTLI HAYE.HAMARA AMERKI FAOJ JALD HI ,TUMHAARE DES KE FAOJ KO GHER LEGA,AUR LAAL KILA PAR HAMARA JHANDA GAD JAYEGA.
R-BAAKI HUM GAIB KAISE,HAMRA TA KANTHAWA SE SOORE NA NIKLA LA?
B-TO NAAK SE GAA DENAA.
R-NAKWA MEIN SARDI DHARLE BA?
B-TO KISHORE KUMAR KA GAANA BAZAA DENA AUR KEHNA KI TUM GAYA HAYE.
R-ETNAA GYAAN DEWE KHAATIR,DHANYAWAAD.
RINKU ADARSH

ANGAREZ BAIGYAANIK SE BAAT CHEET

'B' SE BAIGYAANIK AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BA.
B-HELLO.
R-PRANAAM
B-AAPLOGON KO BAHOOT NAOLEZ KAM HAYE .
R-KAISE?
B-SANKAR KO BHAGWAAN MAANTA HAYE,WO TO SAPERA THA.OOSKE KE GALA MEIN NAAG SAANP LAPETA RAHTA HAYE.WO TO EK BAAR KAAT LEGA KISI KO TO MAR JAYEGA,WO BHAGWAAN NAHIN KABILE KA SARDAAR THAA.GANESH KO HAANTHI KA SOODHA HAYE,WO KYA HAANTHI THAA,LAXMI,SARASWATI KE ETNA HAANTH HAYE ,EYTNA HAANTH HO SAKTA HAYE?MOONH SE KARODO BAAN KAHAAN SE NIKALTA THAA MAHABHARAT MEIN?EK BAAN BHI CHODNA SAMVAO NAHIN HAYE.TUM LOG BEWAKOOF HAYE
R-TOHAAR ISA MASIH JEKRA KE SOOLI PAR LATKA DELE RAHAN OOHE THEEK RAHE?
B-WO TO BEWAKOOF THA,OONKO GHOONS LEKE AUR JAAN BACHA LENA CHAHIYE THAA?
R-TAA HAMNI KE DEVTA SAPERA AURO HAANTHI RAHAN,E ANDHBISHWAAS BA .A TOHNI KE DEVTA GHOONS NA LEWLE EHE SE BOORBAK RAHAN,TA BHAGWAAN KE BAA?
B-BHAGWAAN HUMLOG HAYE,POORA DUNIYAA KA KHOON CHOOS LETA HAYE.
R-CHOOSA LOG,PETWA MEIN E DUNIYAA KE POORA ABADIYAA KE KHOONAWA,PAACHI KAISE?
B-WO HUM LOG ,TEKNOLOGY SE PACHA LEGA.
R-SURAJ PAR KAHIYAA JAATARA LOG?
B-1 KAROD SAAL BAAD.
R-BAAH-BAAH,TAB TO BADI BIDWAAN BAADA SA?
B-ESKO POORA DUNIYAA MAANTA HAYE.
R-KETNA KHOON CHAHIN?
B-TUMHAARE DES KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA POORA KHOON CHAHIYE AUR CHINA KA 75 KAROD AADMI KA KHOON CHAHIYE.
R-ETNA KHOONAWA KARBA KA?
B-HUMLOGON KO ABHI INDIA,CHINA,IRAAN,ROOS,FRANCE,GERMANY,AUSTRALIA,CANADA,AFRIKA,NORWAY,SWEDEN,FINLANDETC.
ABHI BAHAOT DESH KO GULAAM BANANA HAYE?TO YOODH MEIN ETNA KHOON KAAM KAREGA.
R-RAAKSHAS LOG BAADA KA?KAALI MAI KE RAKSHASWAN KE KHOON PIYE BADA ACHCHA LAAGALA.
B-KAALI-WAALI SAB BAKWAAS HAYE.
R-THEEK BA HAMAAR GYAAN BADHA DELA,DHANYAWAAD
B-HAA-HAA HAA-HAA.
RINKU ADARSH

KISAAN LOGON SE BAAT CHEET

JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MATA KI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BAA.
K-SARKAAR SOONLE BAANI KI ANGAREZWAN KE NAYA KHOJ BATAWA TA KI CHAWAL KHAYE SE HAIJA HOLA,TAMAATAR KHAAYE SE CANCER HOLA,PARWAL KHAAYE SE DAMMA HOLA,AALOO KHAAYE SE LAKWA MAARA LA,KADDU KHAYE NIMONIA HOA LA,KARAILA KHAAYE SE HADDI KE ROG HOLA,PAANI PIYE SE OOMAR GHATA LA,CHINI KHAAYE SE MIRGI DHAR LELA,ROTI KHAAYE NASABANDI HO JAALA.E SAB KA HA?
R-BOORBAK BANAWA TAARE SA.ISAB OHNIYAN KE DESWA MEIN SE JAB NIRYAAT HO KE AAI NA,TA KAONO BEEMAARI NA DHARI.
K-HAA-HAA,HAA-HAA.
R-AAYAAT GHAT GAIL BA AURO NIRYAAT BADHA GAIL BA?
R--AAYAT MANE E HAAN KE SAMAAN OONHAA NAIKHE BIKAT,AURO NIRYAAT MANE HILA ,OONKAR DESH KE SAMAAN KHOOB BIKATA INHAAN.
K-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI FINO SA 1757 ESWI NIAN EAST INDIA COMPANY BAITHA DELE HANSA E DESHWA MEIN AURO RAAZO KARATARE.
K-TAB BHAGA DIAL JAAYE OHNI KE?
R-BHAGAYE NAA PADI,OONKAR DESHWA KE LOOTLIYAL JAI.
K-ACHCHA KAISE MAANI KI HUMNI KE ITIHAAS AURO SHAKTI KARODON SAAL POORAN BA?
R-E SAB BANARAS HINDU VISHWAVIDYALAYE KE POORANKA FILEWA KHOOLI TA,PATAA CHAL JAI.
K-BAAKI,LAKHON SAAL POORAAN GYAAN KE BAAT ,BIHAR KE NALANDA VISHWAVIDYAALAYE KE POOSTAKALAYE MEIN RAHE,OKRA MEIN SANSAAR KE SABSE JAADE KITAAB RAHAL ADRISHYA SHAKTI KE BAARE MEIN.
R-HAIYE RAHE?
R-OKRA KE AURANGAZEBWA AAG LAGAA DELAS,FIRE BRIGADE TA NAA RAHE,BAS,6 MAHINA TAK AAG JALTE RAH GAIL.AURO SAB NAASH HO GAIL.
K-AB KA HOI?
R-FINO LIKHA JAI,CHAHE KAHA KI KITABWA ZAARE SE KAONO SHAKTIYAA KHATAM HOI?OO TAA VIDYAMAAN BAA.
K-SOON LE RAHIN KI RAOORA BANARAS KE SHAMSHAAN GHAAT PAR ROZ RAAT KE JAAT RAHIN?
R-HAAN,OONHAAN JAAKE MAHSOOS KAINI KI ADRISHYA SHAKTI HAA.SATYA HARISHCHANDRA RAAJA KE ZAB DOORDIN AAIL TA OONHAAN KE KALLU DOM JE MARAL AADMI KE LASHWA MEIN AAG LAGAWAT RAHE,OKAR HINYAA OONKA KE NAOKAR KE KAAM KARE PADAL.OO KALLU DOM KE JHOPDI MEIN OONKAR BANSHAJ KE LOG SE BAAT CHEET BHAIL.OONKAR BETA RAHUL JEKRA SAANP KAAT LE RAHE ONKARO POORAAN MOORTI OONHAAN BAA.E SATJOOG KE BAAT HA.
K-KAASHI TA VISHWA KE SABSE POORAAN NAGRI HAIYE HA.
R-ITA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA.
K-ACHCHA AURO?
R-BUS AAJ ETNE.
PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH

ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHIT

ANGAREZ 'A' SE AURO HUM AAPAN NAAM 'R' SE LIKHAB.
A-HIS HIGHNESS?
R-FEERO AILA,VAGLA KI NAA.
A-AAP KYAA SAMAJHATA HAYE AAP HUM LOG SE LADAI JEET JAYEGA.HUMLOG MOBILE TAWAR LAGA DIYA HAYE POORE DESH MEIN,OOPGRAH FIT KAR DIYA HAYE BHARAT PAR JAASOOSI KE LIYE,COMPUTER LAGA DIYA HAYE POORA BHARAT MEIN,MOBILE PHONE GAON GAON TAK FAILA DIYA HAYE GAON GAON TAK.AB TUM LOG KOOCH NAHIN KAR SAKTAHAYE HUMLOGON KA.PARMAANU BAM MAAR KE TUMHAARA DESH KA TOOKDA TOOKDA OODA DEGA.
R-EKAR MATLAB AAPAN TAIYAARI SE POORA SANTOOSHTA BAADA?
A-BAHAOT SAANTOOSHTA?
R-TA JAA SAB PARMAANU BAMWA HAMNI KE DESHWA FEK DIHA,HUMNI KE TAIYAARI KARODON SAAL KAR KE DHAR DELE BAANI.JAA FEKA PARMAANU BAM.KAHIYAA FEKBA ,BOLA?
A-E JO BOMB BISFOT HO RAHA HAYE OOSMEIN TUMHAARA BHARAT KA LOG MARAA RAHAA HAYE?HAA-HAA.
R-JETNA MARAA TA OKRA SE DUS GOONA ROZ PAEDO TA LETA?AAPAN SABSE TAAKATWAR PARMAANU BAMWA FEKA NOO,TAA NAA HUMNIYO KE MAZAA AAI TOH NIYAN KE GOR GOR MEHRARUA AURO BETIYAN CHODE MEIN.
A-TO SAODA KARLO,JITNA GORI LADKI HAYE SABKO CHODO,LEKIN BHARAT PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO.
R-E TOHNIYAN KE JO ANGAREZI KAMPANIYA KE OFFICEWA CHALATA NU BHARAT MEIN,U SA EKKE GHANTA MEIN FOOKA JAI,SAMAJHLA MAADAR CHOD.SAB TIBIYA PAR PARCHARWA JE DE TAARA NOO OOSAB EKKE GHANTA MEIN BAND HO JAI.AURO HUMNI KE TAAKAT DEKHA,GAAND FAAT KE 100 AADHA HO JAI.
A-AAP BAHAOT KHATARNAAK HAYE.
R-E TA JAB TOHNIYAN KE DESH MEIN HAMAAR HUKUMAT CHALOO TAIHA BOOJHAI.AA ABKI AILA TA KARIYAA BANA DEB.
A-KYA KAREGA ABHI BATAO?
R-DHISHOOM ,DHISHOOM,DHISHOOM.
A-ARE MERA TO THOBDA KA POORA DAANT BAAHAR KAR DIYA.
R-TA PUBLIK LOG AA GAIL ,KAAHE MOONH FAAD DENI EKAR.E HUMNI KE DESHWA PAR PARMAANU BAM GIRAWE KE DHAMKI DETA.
'P' SE PUBLIC.
P-MAAR SAAR KE ,OOPAR SE NICHE TAK SAAR KE TOOKDA KAR DE .DHADAAM,TRIM,TROOM,TRAAM,BHRAAM.
R-CHOD DA ,MAR JAI.ASPATAAL LE JAA.
P-ACHCHA SARKAR LE JAA TAANI.
RINKU ADARSH

KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET

JAI HO KISAAN BHAI,
JAI HO BHARAT MAATA KI.AAJ KOOCH AURO ZAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN AURO 'R' SE HAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI THIK BAA?THEEK BA.
K-SARKAAR E DAAKTAR,ENGINEER,MBA,MCA KAAHE LA LOG PADHA LA ?
R-KHOOB TEELAK LEWE LA ,PAISA KAMAYE LA.
K-KAISE?
R-DAAKTARI-EKAR PADHAI ANGAREJI BHASHA MEIN HO LA,ANGAREJWAN KE LIKHAL KITAAB PADHAWAH JAA LA.AURO AAPAN AADHAA GYAAN DE KE OHNIYAN KE MCH KE DEGREE DE DIAL JA LAA,AURO AADHA GYAAN SAB LOOKA LELE SA.BUS,INHAAN KE DAAKTAR LOG PHOOL KE TOBDA HO JAALE SA AURO KAONO BEEMARI HOI,TA KAHIYEN KI EKAR ELAAZE NAIKHE.BUS ROGI LOG MAR JAALA.AURO
KILNIKIYAA MEIN GHOOS KE KAONO HAWAI FIRING ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDAWAN SAB KARIHEN TA OHNIYAN KE PANTE MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA.
K-E KAISE SARKAAR?
R-GALAT SIKSHA PADDHATI ZE HAMNI KE DES MEIN BA.ZAB DAAKTAR LOG KE KAHIYO BANDOOK,PISTAOL,GOLA,BAROOD CHALAWE KE TRAININGE NA DIYAA LA TA JHAADA HOIYE JAI NA HAWAIYE FIRING MEIN.
K-A INGINIYAR LOG?
R-OHNI KE BHI ANGAREZI BHASHA MEIN PADHA KE,AADHE GYAAN DEKE AURO BEROZGAAR BANA DEAL JAALA.BIYAAH KE BAAD 10 BARAS NAOKARIYE KHOJE MEIN BEET JAALA,TA COACHING CENTRE KHOL KE ROTI TARKAARI KE INTAZAAM KARE LAAGA LOG.EMAANDAARI DEKHAWE PAR EKKE GO HAWAI FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAALA SA KE,KAAHE KI TARENINGE NAIKHE.
K-AA MBA LOG?
R-OHNI SABKE KE BHI ANGAREZAWAN KE KITAAB PADHA KE DEGREE DEYAL JAALA AURO BADHINYA TILAK A BIAAH HO JAALA.OKAR BAAD SAB ANGAREZWAN KE KAMPANIYA MEIN NAOKAR NIYAN KHOON CHOOSWA KE DOO GO PAISA RAAT KE 11 BAZE LEKE AAWA LE SA.FIRING MEIN JHAADA HO JAI OHNIYAN KE,WAISE HIN MCA KE HAAL BA.
K-AURO IAS ,IPS KE?
R-OHNI PAR ANGOOTHA CHAAP GOONDA NETAWAN SA RAAZ KARA LE SA.TILAK,BIAAH BADHINYAA HO JAALA,4 GO SIPAHI DE DIYAL JAALA IZZAT KHAATIR.
K-TA EKAR MATLAB POORA GYAAN BA ANGAREZWAN SABKE?
R-NAAHIN.OHNIYAN SA KE BHI ABHI KUCHCHO GYAAN NAIKHE ,SAAR KHOZE MEIN LAAGAL BAADE SA.
K-MATLAB KI APNO BARBAAD BAADE SA A HAMNIYO KE BARBAAD KARDE LE SA?
R-TA?
K-TA POORA GYAAN KEKRA PAAS BA?
R-POORA GYAAN ,HAMNI KE DESH MEIN BA,BRAMHA JI KE PAAS BA?
K-SRISHTI KE RACHAITA ZE BAADE?
R-TA?OONKAR BETI SARASWATI JI KE HAANTH MEIN BEENA BA,OOHE GYAAN KE BHANDAAR BAADI.BANARAS HINDU VISHWA VIDYALAYE KE PRAACHIN BHARAT KE ITIHAAS KE DEPARTMENT MEIN ,PUSTAKALAYE BA OOHAAN PATTA PAR RAHASYA KE
BAAT PAHILE KE RISHI MOONI SA ZE AAJ SE 1,000 SAAL PHILE LIKH KE GAIL BAADE,OO FILAWA MEIN BAND BA,AURO OKRA DEEMAK CHAATA TA.KAAHE KI OO FILEWA KHOOLE SE SAB GYAAN AURO RAHAYA KHOOLE LAAGI.EHI SE SAAR KE DEEMAK SE CHATWAIL ZAATA.WAISE SE OONHA KE POORAATATWA VIBHAAG MEIN MEIN POORAN RAHASYA AURO ADRISHYA TAAKAT KE BAAT FILEWA MEIN DEEMAK CHATA TA.FILEWA KHOOLTE HIN SAB RAHASYA KHOOL JAI.
K-TAA OKRAA KAAHE NAIKHE KHOLAL JAATA?
R-RAAJNIT KE KAARAN.ANGAREZWAN SAB KE SAAZISH HA?
K-TA SABSE BADHINYA TA NETE BANAL HOGAIL?
R-NAA.OHNIYON SA DOOKH KE MAARAL BAADE SA,KAAHE KI OHNIYAN KE ANGAREZWA SAB PAISA DEKE KHARIDLE BAADE SA AURO DARAA KE RAKHLE BAADE SA.JAISE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI SAHI KAAM KARLI TA MARAA GAILI,RAJEEV GANDHI MARAA GAILE,SANJAY GANDHI MARAA GAILE,BHAGAT SINGH MARAA GAILE,TA EHI SE MARAAYE KE KARAN NETAWANO SA FANSAL BAADE SA.,KAAHE KI ANGAAREZWAN SA EK DANE RUPAIYA KE BORA AUR DOOSAR TARAF BANDOOK SATAILE BAADE SA ,A KAHALE KI CHOON LA.TA DARE RUPAYA KE BORA LEWE KE MAZBOOR HO JAALE SA.
K-EHAAN KE DAAKTAR ,INGINIAR,MBA JO ENGLAND AURO AMERIKA MEIN RAHA TAARE SA OHNI KE KAA HAAL BA?
R-OHNI KE NAOKAR NIAN OONHAAN KHATAKE,OONKARE KE LATIAKE,KHOONAWA CHOOS KE 2 GO PAISA DEDE TAARE SA.OHNI SA INHAAN AAKE AAPAN DHANIKAI DEKHAWALE SA AURO NRI (AMEER LOG) KAHAAWA LE SA.
K-EHI SE MIKAL JAKSAN KE REKARD TODE KE RAAOR ANNOUNCE KARE KE BAAD ANGAREZWAN KE GAAND FAATAL BA?
R-FAATBE KARI,SARASWATI PUTRA JO THAHARNI.E SANGEETWA KE BAADSHAH TA HAMNIYE KE NA DESH BA,PRACHIN BHARTIYE ITIHAAS KE ANOOSAAR.
K-BAAKI AAJKE SANGITWA SOONE KE MAN NA KARA LA/
R-KAAHE?
K-KAONO KAAN SE GAAWA TA,KAONO NAKIYAA SE GAAWA TA,KAONO ANKHIYAA SE GAWA TA,KAONO LAAND SE GAAWA TA?
R-TA BINA PRASIKCHAN KE KOCHI SE GAIHEN?KANTHAWA SE SOORAWA NIKLI TA NA?
K-KANTHAWA SE SOOR NIKAALE MEIN KA DIKKAT BA?
R-30-40- BARAS KE KATHIN TARENING AURO OKRO SE BADHA KE SARASWATI MAATA KE AASHIRWAAD OO GAAYAK PAR HONA BAHOOT ZAROORI BA.ETNA KATHIN TAPASYA KE KARI.
K- A TABLA WAADAN MEIN?
R-HAMNI KE TABLA BAAZI TA ANGAREZWAN KE BOOJHIBE NA KARI KI KAA BAZAA TAA,KAAHE KI TABLO SIKHE MEIN 30-40 BARAS LAAG ZAALA,AURO BAHOOT KATHIN TAPASYA KE ZAROORAT PAADA LA AUR SABSE BAD BAAT BA KI OO TABLA BAADAK PAR SARASWATI MATA KE BHARPOOR AASHIRVAAD KE ZAROORAT BA.
K- E KEYBORDAWA KAHOLA?
R-E ANGAREZWAN KE BANAWAL BAOORAAH SANGEET KE SAAZ BA,KAAHE KI OKRA SE ZE AWAAZ NIKLA LA OO AADMI KE AATMA MEIN JAGAH NA BANA PAWALA.
K-KAAHE?
R-KHAANA MOONH SE NA KHAIL JAALA,A OOHE NAAK SE KHIWAYE LAGE TA KA HOI,AADMI MAR JAI,WAHI HAAL BAA KI TABLA GANESH BHAGWAN KE MRIDANG KAAT KE BANAWAL GAIL BA,DIVYA SAAZ HA,AB OKRA KE BAOORAAH ANGAREZWAN SA KEYBORDWA SE BAZAI TA OO SOONE MEIN BAOORAAH NIYAN LAAGI EHI SE.
K-RAOORA TABLA KE KETNA GYAAN BA AURO SANGIT KE KETNA SAMAJH BA?
R-ETNA,JETNA KI E POORA SANSAAR MEIN KEKRO PAAS NAA BAA.
K-LOG EKRA BHANZAOTI KAHIYEN?
R-TAA KAONO POORA DUNIYAA SE AAKE FARIYA LEWE.CHALLENGE BAA.
K-BAAH-BAAH,BAAH-BAAH.TAALI BAZAWA LOG -TADTADTADTADTADTADTATDTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTADTAD
R-ARE BHAI BAHOOT BAZAILA ,AB CHODA.ACHCHA AB AAGYA DIHIN
K- BAAKI SARKAAR AGAR ROOS KE DAKTAR,INGINIYAR ITYAADI PAR KAONO FORING KARA TA KA KARA LE SA.
R-OONKA KE EKKE MUKKA MEIN KHATAM KARDELE SA,AUTOMATIK AADHOONIK PITOLAWA JO EKKE MINUTE 500 GOLI CHODA LA OO TA OHNIYAN KE AAPAN PAKIT SE NIKALE KE JAROORATE NAA PADA LA.
PRANAAM,
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KISAAN LOG SE BAAT CHEET

JAI KISAAN BHAI,
R- KAISAN TAIYAARI CHALA TA YUDH KE. K-KHOOB BADHINYA SARKAR.APNA KE 'R' SE AURO KISAAN KE 'K' SE LIKHAB.
K-SARKAAR,E DESH MEIN TA RAOORO SE LAAMBA LAAMBA KAAR AA GAIL BAA?
R-HAMAAR PAAS KAAR ,KAAHAAN BA,HUM TA RIKSA PAR CHALI LA,U TA HAMAAR BABUJI KE KAAR BAA,AA OHO TA RIKSE PAR CHALALE.
K-KAAHE?
R-SADAKIYE ZAAM HO ZAALA KARWA SE TA KARWA CHALAWE SE FAYEDA BAA?
K-KARWA SE IZZAT BARHA LA?
R-EHI SE NA NIMAKO ROTI PAR AAFAT PARAL BA TOHNI KE?KAAHE SARKAAR?

R -KAAR AMEER GULAMWAN KE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAE KE DHAAKNA HA,E GULAAMI SE AAPAN IZZAT BACHAWE KHAATIR.
K-SOON LE BAANI KI 3-3,4-4 KAROD RUPAIYAA KE GAADI ANGAREZWAN SAB ,BECHE KHAATIR LAILE BAADE E DESAWA MEIN.E GADIYAN SAB 300 KM KE RAFTAAR SE CHALALE SA?
R-E HE NA LOOT HA,E DESAWA MEIN AISAN KAONA SADAKIYA BA ZE PAR E GADIYAN SAB 300KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTAAR SE DAORI?BAMBAIYO MEIN TA 60 KM PRATI GHANTA PAR GADIYAA NAA CHAALALA TA E KAONA SADAKIYA PAR DAODI?E KAONO ROOS HA KI KARWA SAB 300 KM PRATI GHANTA KE RAFTARWA SE DAODI.
K-ACHCHA E CINEMAWA KE HERO LOG BHI AAZAADI KE E ZANG MEIN SHAAMIL HOI,KAAHE KI OHNI SA TA AKELE 100-100 GO KE HAWA MEIN OOD OOD KE MAARA LE SA?
R-OHNI SA TA HAMNI KE BOORBAK BANAWALE SAB,AA APNE BAMBAI SAHARIYAA MEIN DARE LOOKAIL RAHA LE SA.
K-KAISE?
R-TA AASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA AGAR A GO BARIYAAR AADMI EKKO GHOONSA MAAR DIHEN SA KE,TA ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA?OHNI DARE KHATIYA KE NICHE GHOOS JAIHEN SA YUDH KE NAAM SOONTE HI.
K-TAA E PACHAAS SAAL TAK AAZAADI KE BAAD HAMNI KE OHNI SA BOORBAKE NA BANAILE SA?
R-TA.HAMNI NAACH GAANA SOONTE AA DEKHTE RAH GAINI AA OHNI SA,ANGAREZWAN SA YUDH KE TAIYAARI KARTE RAH GAILAN,KAAHE OHNI KE AAPAN
KAMJORI SOODHAARE KE SAMAYE MIL GAIL.AA CINEMAWA HAMNI KE RANDIBAAZI KARELA,DAARU PIYELA,GHAMAND DIKHAYE LA,SAMAAJ MEIN ZAHAR GHOR GHOR KE
HAMNI KE CHARITRA KHARAAB KARDELE SA.E DESH KE GULAAMI MEIN CINEMA,AKHBAAR ,TELEVISION KE BAHOOT BADA HAANTH BA.BADKA BADKA MAKAAN,GAADI,LAONDIYA,SHARAAB KE BOTAL,E SAB DEKHA KE HAMNI KE LAALCHI
BANA DELAN SA.AURO SAB AADMI BIKAOO HO GAIL.
K- BAAP RE ,ETNA KHADYANTRA RACHAIL ?
R-TAA
K-E GOONDA GARDI ,ZAAT PAAT, BHRASHTAACHAAR MEIN E CINEMAWA KE BADI HAANTH BAA SARKAAR.
R-HAIYE BAA.
K-AAOOR?
R-LADKIYAN SAB KE CINEMA KE HEROINE BANAYE KE SAPNA DEKHA KE AA OOHNI KE OONHA RANDDI BANA DA LE SA.ABHIYO KOOCH NAAHI BIGDAL BAA,YUDH KE TAIYAARI MEIN LAAG ZA,E BHARAT ABKI TA ANGAREZWANE SAB KE KHOON CHOOSI.OHNIYAAN KE HAMESHA KHAATIR KHATAM KAR DIYAL JAI.AA HAMNI SA OHNIYAN KE DHAN SAMPATTI,DESH SAB HADAP LEB.
K-THEEK BA ABKI KHELA OHNIYAN KE
HAMESHAA KHAATIR KHATME KAR DIAL JAO.
R-E DUNIYAA KE KAONO DES OHNIYAN SE KHOOSH NAIKHE.
K-TAB TA GAILE LOG LAAND MEIN.
R-E BADKA KARWA AMEER GHULAMAWA KHARIDIHEN SA,IZZAT BACHAWE LA,LOOKAAYE LA.
K-LOOKAAYE DEHIN,SAAR MEHRAAROO,BETI BECH DELE SA,TA DESHWA BECHKE LOOKAYE TA PADBE KARI.
R-TARAH TARAH KE HANTHIYAAR LOG KHET DOOAAR BECH BECH KE KHARIDA.AA SOCH LA KI ZINDAGI KE SACHCHAI AAPAN BETA,BETI,MEHRAROO SE BADHAKAR KE AAPAN DESH KE RAKSHA KARNA BA,AGAR IZZAT AUR AAZAADI KE ZINDAGI,SAMRIDDHI CHAHIN TA.
ACHCHA,PRANAAM BHAI LOG,
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R-ASAL ZINDAGI MEIN TA EKKE GHOONSA OHNI ASPATAAL PAHOONCH JAIHEN SA.

RINKU ADARSH KE ANGAREZ AFSAR SE BAATCHEET

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.HOPE EVERYBODY MIGHT BE PREPARING FOR THE PARTICIPATION IN THIS GOING BATTLE AGAINST THE FOREIGN INVADERS OF INDIA.THE 3 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ON TARGET ARE INDIA,CHINA AND IRAAN(FOR ROBBING THEIR PETROLEUM RESERVES).MAIN KHOOD KO 'R' SE AUR EK ANGAREZ AFSAR KO 'A' SE LIKHOONGA.THEEK HAYE?
A-HIS HIGHNESS,HOW ARE YOU?
R-HIS HIGHNESS, E KAA BOLA TAARA?
A-AAP HUMLOGON KE 'PRINCESS DIANA' (ANGAREZWAN KE RAAJKUMARI),KE KHAAS DOST HAIN,ISLIYE HIS HIGHNESS BOLTA HAYE
R-SAAR,TOHNI SA AAPAN GHAR KE LADKIYAA KE TA APNE MARWA DELA,CHALAL BAADA HAMRA HIS HIGHNESS KAHE.
A-AAP HUMLOG PAR KYOON NAARAAZ HAYE?
R-NARAAZ?ABHI TA TOHNI KE GOR GOR MEHRARUAN KE AA BETIYAN KE KHOOB CHODAB.ABHI HAMAR CHODE KE STYLE NAIKHE DEKHLE BAADA,MAADAR CHOD.
A-LE JAO MERA BIWI AUR BETI KO AUR KHOOB CHODO,LEKIN APNE DESH PAR HUKUMAT KARNE DO
R-HUKUMAT KARBA, TA PAHLE JETNA HINDUSTAAN KE LOG BA SAB KE LAODA CHAATE KE PAADI.BOLA CHAAT BE LAODA SAB KE?
A-HAAN LAODA KYAA,LAODA CHOOSE KA BHI?
R-BAAKI DHANWA DE DA LOG SAB AAPAN AAPAN?
A-HAAN DESH KA SAB RUPAYA DE DO,AUR HUM SAB ANGAREZ LOG ZINDAGI BHAR TUM LOGON KA LAODA CHAATE GA?
R-AB TOHNI PAHILE ENGLAND AUR AMERICA KE HAMNI KE SAONP DA,HUMNI TOHNI GULAAM BANA KE KHOOB KHOON CHOOSAB,OKAR BAAD BAAT AAGE BADHI.
A-YE NAHIN HO SAKTA HAYE?
R-TA ZHAANT HIS HIGHNESS KAHAA TAARA BHAAGA NAA TA GAANDIYE MEIN LAATHI KARDEB,HARAAMI KE AOLAAD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DECLARATION

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
EVEN IF I DIE IN THIS BATTLE NO PRESS SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT,NO TELEVISION SHOULD BROADCAST ABOUT IT.NO POLITICAL SYMPATHY SHOULD BE SENT,NO STATUE SHOULD BE MADE .NO NAME OF THE ROAD SHOULD BE KEPT.NO FINANCIAL PENALTY WOULD BE RECEIVED BY MY FAMILY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHIT

R-E,JETNA JEEV ZANTU,SAMUNDAR,TAARA E KE BANAILAS,AADMI KE KAON BANAILAS?
K-BHAGWAAN.
R-ANGAREZWAN KE KAHAANI TA BAS DOOIE HAZAAR SAAL BA,ISA MASIH KE SOOLI PAR CHADHAWE KE BAAD,A HAMNI KE KAHAANI ,DEVI-DEVTA KE LAKHON KARODON SAAL POORAAN BA.ANGAREZWAN SA KE KAONO IZZAT BA?SAAR LOG KE MEHRARUA KE 100 CHODA LE SA,BETIYAN SAB DUSE SAAL KE OOMAR SE CHOWAYE SHURU KARA LI SA.SMACK,BHOORA CHINI,AFEEM,CHARAS,AUR TARAH TARAH KE NASHILA CHEEZ KHAKE SOOTAL RAHA LE SA.AMERIKA MEIN ASPATAAL MEIN ROGI SAB BHARAL RAHALA LOG,AIDS ,SIFLIS,GANORIA AURO TARAH KE ROG RAHA LA SAB KE.
K-A ROOS MEIN?
R-OONHAAN ASPATAAL MEIN EKKO MARIJ NA DEKHAI DIHI,KAAHE KI BAHOOT SAFAI BA OONHA.
K-ACHCHA SOONANI HA KI AMERIKA ANTARIKSHA MEIN KHOOB OOPAR E GO OOPGRAH STATION BANAILE BA,OONHAAN SA6 MAHINA RAHILE SA?R -OONHAAN SE YUDH KE SAB KAARWAI HOI.
K-TAB TA SAB YUDH JEET JAIHEN SA?
R-OONKARO SE BHI TA LAKHON KARODON MEEL OOPAR JE KARODO TAARA,GRAH,NAKSHATRA BAADE SA,OOHNIYAN KE OONKAR STATION FAIL KARDIHEN SA.HANUMAAN JI SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE SEO SAMAJH KE AASMAAN MEIN OODKARKE SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE KHA GAILAN AUR OONKAR MOONH JAR GAIL.ABHI ANGAREZAWAN SA SURAJ BHAGWAAN KE PHOTOIE LETARE SA.EK DAM BAOORAAH BAADE SA.HAMNI KE RISHI MOONI MARAL AADMI PAR PAANI CHIT KARKE ZINDA KARDET RAHAN,OHNI KE BOOJHAITE NAIKHE KI AAKHIR EKAR RAHASYA KA BAA.
K-SOONANI KI RAOOR TARENAWA MEIN AANKH FODE KE KOSHISH BHAIL RAHE?
R-KALKATTA MEIN MBA KARAT RAHIN.DANAPUR-HOWRAH TRAIN SE LAOTAT RAHIN.AAPAN RESERVATION SEAT PAR SOOTAL RAHIN.BUS,DUS GO LAIKA AAKARKE HAMAAR DEIHAAN PAR BAITH GAILE SA.HUM KAHNI KI BHAI LOG THAAKAL BAANI,TANI GHASAK JA.TA KAHLE SA KI SOOTA NA TA TRAIN PAR FEK DEB.HUM RAIL POLICE KE KAHNI.OHNIYAN SAB THAPADIYA DELE SA OHNI KE. OKAR BAAD DOOSAR STATION PAR SAB 20 GO AILE SA.TA KHOOB MARNI SABKE.OKAR BAAD TEESRA STATION PAR 50 GO AILE SA AUR HAMRA GHER KE KAANTI WAALA ANGOOTHI SE HAMAAR ANKHIYAA MEIN GHOOSA MAAR DELE SA.HUM SOCHNI KI HAMAAR ANKHIYAA PHOOT GAIL.HARA HARA KHOON GIRE LAGAL.TAB ROOMAAL NIKAAL KE ANKHIYA TOPNI.ROOMALAWA KHOON SE LATHPATH HO GAIL.PATNA OOTAR KE DAAKTAR SE DEKHAWNI,TA DAAKTAR SAHEB BOLLE KI PHOOTAL NAIKHE.ANKHIYAA LAAL RAHAL 6 MAHINA TAK,CHOT HO GAIL.2 GHANTA KHOON GIRAT RAHAL,KAONO PASSENGER KOOCH NAHIN BOLLE SA .I SAB SUNIYOJIT DHANG SE HOIL RAHE.
K-E YUDH CHALA TA EKRA MEIN RAAOR KA ROLE RAHI?
R-WAHI JO MAHABHARAT MEIN HANUMAN JI,KRISHNA JI,ARJUN JI KE RAHE,FARKA KHAALI E HE RAHI KI TEENO KE ROLE HAMRE KARE PADI.
K-AA SENE KE MADAD NA LEB?
R-SENA TA KATA TIYA JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN ROZ 100 GO.OHNI KE GOLI KHAAYE KE ORDER MILIA BA ,MAARE KE NAHIN.
K-TAA KEKE SAATH DIHI RAOORA E MAHABHARAT MEIN?
R-KOINA,HUM AKELE JEET JAIB?
K-HAMNI BAANI SAATHE?
R-TU LOG SOOTA,E TU LOGAN KE BAS KE BAHAR KE CHEEZ BA.
K-LEKIN E LADAI POORA DESH KE DUSHMAN SE KAISE JEETAB AKELE?
R-E TA HUM AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI ZAANA LAN.KOI AUR ZAANIYE NAA SAKA LA.KETNO KOSHISH KARLE E POORA DUNIYAA MEIN.
K-TA HANTHIYAAR KAHAAN SE LAIB?
R-TU DE DIHA AAPAN LATHIYAA.
K-MAZAAK MAT KARIN,POORA DESH KE ZANTA AUR CHIN,ROOS ITYAADI DESH KE JANTA RAAOR SAATH DIHI.
R-LEKIN HUM TA AKELE FOOK DEB SABKE.HAMRA KE YUDH ZEETE KE AASHIRVAAD DIHIN BUS.
K-YUDH KAHIYA SHURU HOI?
R-YUDH CHAALOO BA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI LOG PRANAAM,
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BHAARAT KE KISAAN LOG-RAM-RAM

BHARAT KE KISAAN LOGAN KE PRANAAM,
AAJ KOOCH AUR JAANKAARI DE TAANI.'K' SE KISAAN A 'R' SE HAAMAAR NAAM LIKHAI.THEEK BA?
K-HUZOOR E ANGAREJAWAN SAB BHARAT SE KAISE VAGLE,MAHATMA GANDHI KE LAATHIYE KE DAR SE NA?
R-AB CHODA E SAB VED MAT KHOLWAWA?
K-NA NA KHOLIYE DIHIN.
R-NA NA ,NA KHOLAB
K-TA JAIN HAMNI RAOORA SE NAA BATIAAIB
R-KHISIYA MAT,SOONA.
R-ANGAREJ SAB LATKHOR HOWA LE SAB,JAB SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE,SHAHID BHAGAT SINGH,SHAHID CHANDRA SHEKHAR AZAAD AUR MAAR PEET KARE WAALA LOG JAB GOLI A BOMB SE ANGAREJAWAN KE MAARE LAGLAN ,TA OHNI SAB KE GAAND FAAT GAIL ,A CHOD KE BHAGLE SAB.
K-A GANDHI JI?
R-OO HAMNI KE BANAILAN LATKHOR?
K-OO KAISE?
R-OONKAR SIKSHA RAHE KI KAONO EK GAAL PAR THAPPAD MAADA,TA DOOSAR GAAL DE DIHA THAPADIAWE KHAATIR.
K-E TA BHAARI GALATI SIKHA DELE?
R-VOGAA LOG AURO LAAT KHAA.
K-AA ROOS KE AADMI KE THAPPAD MARAI TA KA KARIHEN SA?
R-APAN E GO ANGOORIYA SIDHE MAARE WAALA KE GARDAN MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN A OONKAR MAOT HO JAI?
K-AA POLICEWAN SE OHNI KE DAR NAA LAAGA LA?
R-POLICE TA KAHI KI BADHINYAA KAI LA,AAPAN IZZAT BACHAILA.
K-BAAKI INHAAN KE POLICEWAN TA FAANSI KE SAZAA DE DIHEN SA.
R-IHE TA OHNI KE TRAINING DEIL BA.GULAAMI HA NA.
K-COURTAWA MEIN FAISLO 30 BARAS MEIN HO LA.
R-E HE TA GULAAMI HA.ROOS MEIN EKKE GHANTA MEIN FAISLA COURT MEIN HO JAALA.
K-ACHCHA E JO TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHAL BA,E MEIN KA KA HOI?
R-TOHNI KE SADAL BANDOOK DEKE AURO CHIN KE KHILAAF LADE LA MAJBOOR KAR DIAL JAI.TU LOGAN KE TA MALITARI KE TARENING TA NAIKHE.LADAI KE MAIDAAN MEIN RIFLEWA SE 4 GO GOLI CHOOTI AA BAAKI 3 GO FOOS FOOSA JAI.A OHNI SA KACHA CHABA JAIHEN SA TOHNI KE.
K-KAISE?
R-ZETNA DERI MEIN TU 4 GO GOLI CHALAI BA,OTNA DER MEIN SA 1,000 GOLI TOHRA MEIN GHOOSA DIHEN SA.
R-BHARAT A CHIN KE AABAADI MILA KE KOOL AABAADI VISHWA KE AADHA AABAADI HO JAALA.
K-TA HUMNI KE DHAAL BAANA KE AURO OHNI SAB CHIN PAR HAMLA KARIHEN SA?
R-HAAN E HE HOI.
K-AA E HAAN KE SENA SAB KA KARI?
R-DEKHAT NAIKHA KI JAMMU AURO KASHMIR MEIN SAB KE KATAWE KHAATIR CHOD DIAL GAIL BA.ORDER BA KI GOLI KHA KE MARAA LEKIN GOLI CHALAIHA MAT.SE ROZ 100 GO SENA KE JAWAAN SAB MARAA TAARE SAB.
K-AANGARAZWAN KE ITIHAAS BATAIN?
R-OHNI KE ISAA MASIH DEVTA HAWE,JINKA KE SOOLI PAR TAANG DIAL GAIL 2,000 SAAL PAHILE.BUS IHE OHNI KE ITIHAAS BA.
K-BAAKI HAMNI KE DEVTA TA LAKHON KARODON BARAS POORAN BAADE.
R-HAIYE BAADE.
K-KAAHAAN GAILE LOG?
R-LOOKA GAILE A SAB TAMASHAA DEKHA TAARE.
K-KAAHE LOOKAILE?
R-NA LOOKAITAN TA ANGAREZAWAN SAB OONKARO KE GULAAM BANA DETAN SA.
K-MATLAB?
R-AGAR TOHRA KE KHET KODTE SAMAYE AGAT A GO SONA SE BHARAL GHADA MIL JAI TA KAA KARBA?
K-LOOKA DEB?
R-KAAHE?
R-KAAHE KI BESHKIMTI HA.WAISE HIN BESHKIMTI CHEEZ SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHA JI LOOKA GAILE.SARASWATI MAATA,LAXMI JI,VISHNU JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN,BASHISHTA MOONI,VISHWAMITRA MOONI ITYAADI LOG LOOKAIL BAADE.
K-HAMNI KE I SAB MAN GADHANT KAHAANI LAAGA LA?
R-ACHCHA E BATAWA KI AASMAAN KE KARODON TAARA KE BANAILAS,JETNA

RINKU ADARSH KE BHARAT KE KISAAN LOGAN SE BAAT CHEET

PYAARE KISAAN BHAIYON,
PRANAAM.KISAAN KO 'K' SE LIKHENGE AUR KHOOD KO 'R' SE LIKHENGE.THEEK HAYE?
K-RINKU JI ,MAIN JAB SE MOBILE LIYAA HOON,HAMARA KOI KAAM AAGE NAHIN BADHA RAHA HAYE?KYA KAREN?
R-DEKHA,TU E BATAWA KI KETNA KHET HAWA TOHRA PAAS?
K- SARKAAR 10 BIGGHA?
R-A E MOBILEWA KAAHE KHAATIR KINLE BAADA?
K- DEHATWA MEIN MOBILE RAKHE SE BADI IZZAT MILA LA ,YE HI SE.
R-TU JAANA TAARA KI NAA,KI TAHAAR PAKIT MEIN CHAOBISO GHANTA A GO JAASOOS RAHA LA?
K-JAASOOS!OO KAISE?R-TU JO SOCHA LA, KARE KE SOCHA LA,BATIYAWA LA SAB KE POL TA KHOOL JA LA,KAAHE KI MOBILEWA OOPAR KE OOPGRAH SE JOODAL BA.SAB BAATIE KHOL DELA BIDESIYAN SE?
K- I SE KA HOLA?
R-KAHIYO PARMAANU SHAKTI SE BAARHA A KAHIYO AKAAL KARDIHEN SAB.
K-AUR KA KA KARA LA MOBILEWA?
R-MOBILE KE TOWER AUR OOPGRAH SE TARANG NIKLELA,OO TARANG TOHAAR DEEMAAG KE PHOTO LE LA ,KI KAON GHADI TU KA SOCHAT BAADA,BETI KE BIYAAH THEEK KARAWE JAIBA TA LADKA WAALA KE DEEMAAG PAR TARANG SE OOLTA POOLTA SOCHWA KE SHAADI ROKWA DIHI TOHAAR BETI KE.
K- A COMPUTER?
R-I TA AURO KHATARNAAK HA?
K- OO KAISE?
R-I HAAN SE CHITTHI PATRI AMERICA BHEJE MEIN KET NA PAISA LAGA LA DAANK SE,500 RUPAIYA AURO 5 DIN KE SAMAYE.E COMPUTERWA BHEJ DELA CHITTHIYAA EKKE SEKEND MEIN AMERICA,ENGLAND ,JAHAAN CHAHA OONHAAN.
K-TAB TA COMPUTERWA BADI DILDAAR BA.
R-TA KOI KAAHE TOHRA E SEWA DIHI MANGNI MEIN?
K-KAAHE HUZOOR?
R-ARE TU JE CHITTHI BHEJALA OOTA DUNIYAA BHAR KE LOG PADHA LELA.TA TOHAR
KOI GOPNIYETA RAH JAI?
K-NAA SARKAAR?
R-TA TOHAR BIKAAS KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TA SARKAR EKRA ROKAT KAAHE NAIKHE?
R-ARE JAONA DESH KE VAYEWASTHA BIDESIYAN KE HAANTH MEIN CHAL JAI OONHAAN ROKI KE.
K-AA E SARKAAR JO BIYA,KENDRA MEIN?
R-E TAA KHAALI DEKHAWE KHAATIR BA,KI MANE E DESH MEIN BHI SARKAR BA,AA OKRE KANDHAWA PAR BANDOOK RAKH KE BIDESIYAN SAB DANADAN HUMNIPAR GOLI CHALAWA TAARE SAB,AA HUMNI MARAA TAANI.
K-ACHCHA SARKAAR RAOORA OTNA NAAM AKHBAAR MEIN A TELEBIJAN PAR NA AAWALA.RAOOR PRASIDDHI OTNA NAIKHE.RAOORO KAAHE NA AKHBAAR MEIN PHOTO NIKALWAI LA ,CHAHE TIBIA PAR AAI LA?
R-DEKHA ,AAJ SE 20-25 SAAL PEHLE ,A GO SAFAL AADMI KE AGAR CHOT PHOTO SEARCHLIGHT CHAHE AARYAVARTA AKHBAAR MEIN CHAP JAAT RAHE,TA LOG OONKA KE POORA DES DEVTA JAISAN POOJAT RAHE ZINDAGI BHAR.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ SAOONSE PANNA MEIN AGAR POORA SANSAAR KE AKHBAAR AURO TIBIYA MEIN TAHAAR NAAM CHAPI,TA CHAARE DIN BAAD LOG TAAHRA KE LATIAAWE LAGIHEN?
K-EKAR MATLAB AKHBAARO AA TIBIYAA KE VALUE KHATAM HO GAIL JANTA KE NAZAR SE?
R-HAAN BILKOOL KHATAM HO GAIL
K-TA CINEMA KE HERO BAN JAIN BAMBAI MEIN?
R-OOHON AAJ HERO BAN JAIBA AA 4 DIN KE BAAD KAONO LATIYAA DIHI.
K-KAAHE?
R-1,000 HERO HOWALE SA?
R-DOO GO CHAAR GO HERO RAHAT RAHE,IZZAT PRATISHTHA SE KAAM KARAT RAHE TA OKAR VALUE RAHAT RAHE.
K-AUR AB?
R-AAJ HERO BANIHEN AA BIHAAN KAONO KHATARNAAK GOONDA SE OONKAR DOSTI PAKDA JAI.BUS,ZERO HO JAIHEN EKKE DIN MEIN?
K-SARKAAR,RAAORO TA DUNIYAA KE SAB AKHBAAR MEIN KHOOB PHOTO BHAR BHAR PANNA KE CHAPAL,AUR DUNIYAA KE SAB TV CHANNELAWA PAR TA CHAILE RAHIN NA.TA OKAR TA BAHOOT FAYEDA MILAL HOI?
R-KHAAK FAYEDAA MILAL,KETNA BAAR GOONDA,POLICE A SARKAR SE BEIZZAT BHAINI E TA POORA DUNIYAA ZAANA LA?
K-TA RAOORO HAAR GAINI?
R-SAB KE PITAI KARAT KARAT MAN HAMAAR AGHAA GAIL.HAMESHAA JAAN PAR KHEL KE MAAR KARE LA TAIYAAR RAHI LAA ,AKELE,BINA HANTHIYAAR KE AA BINA BODY GUARD KE.
K-AA KAHIN MARAA ZAAIB TA?
R-TA SWARGA KE SINGHASAN MIL JAI,SACHA SWARGA KE.
K-AUR KAA KAA HOYE WAALA BAA,SARKAAR?
R-GANGA JI SOOKH JAIHEN,SAMUNDAR KE PAANI ZAHRILA HO JAI,PIYE KE PAANI NA MILI.
K-NAL KE PAANI MILI NA?
R-NAL KE PAANI SE 'GINZA' BIMAARI HO JAI,PIYE SE.
R-GINZA BIMAARI MEIN NA BHOOKH LAGI,NA CHALAL JAI,NA BOKHAAR KHATAM HOI,BUS BICHAONA PAR PESAAB PAEKHANA KARE KE PADI.
K-TA SARKAR EKAR OOPCHAAR KAISE HOI?
R-EKAR OOPCHAR DAKTARO SE NA HOI?
K-TAB PAANI KAHAAN SE AAI?
R-AMERICA SE,ENGLAND SE PAANI AAI,MAHINA MEIN BUS 20,000 RUPAYA LAAGI OO PANIYA KHARIDE MEIN.OKRA PIYE SE GINZA BIMAARI KHATAM HO JAI.
K-TAA GARIB MARIYE NAA JAI PYAASE?
R-TA AMEER LOG KAHAAN BACHIHEN,OONKA KE OO PAANI PIYE SE GINZA KHATAM HOI AA 'HINGA' DHAR LIHI.
K-HINGA MEIN KA HOI SARKAR?
R-HINGA MEIN PESABWE NA HOI.

R-OKAR OOPCHAAR NA HOI,BUS NARAK KE SIDHI LAAGAL RAHI ,AMEERWAN KHAATIR.
K-TAB TA SAB GARIB AUR AMEER KE MILKE EKRA KHILAAF LADE KE CHAHIN.
R-CHAHABE KARIN.DEKHA E BHOOL JA KI PAISA SE KHOOSHI MILALA,KHOOSHI TYAAG SE MILALA.
K-OO KAISE?
R-HUM ROOS DESH MEIN 3 SAAL RAHNI.ETNA KHOOSH RAHNI AUR MAOJ KARNI KI SHAYAADE E DUNIYAA KE KAONO KHARABPATIYO AADMI KE NASEEB HOIL HO.
K-ROOS MEIN KAM PAISA RAHTE ETNA KHOOSHIHAALI KAISE BA?
R-KAAHE KI OONHA KE AADMI LOG AAPAN DES KHAATIR EKKE MINUTE MEIN JAAN DEWE LA TAIYAAR RAHALE LOG.KHOOB KHAA LE PILE SAB,KHOOB LAMBA CHAODA TAAKATWAR HOLE SAB.ZAAT PAAT NAIKHE,BHARPOOR HANTHIYAAR KE BHANDAAR BA,KHOOB DAAROO PIALE SA,ANGOOR KE RAS KE.A AMERICA KAANPA LA ROOS KE NAAM SE.BHALE KETNO ,BHAANJE HUM BADI TAAKATWAR BAANI.OONHA KE MARAD SAB JUNGLE KE SHER KE FAADE KE TAAKAT RAKHA LE SA.HUM NI NIYAN AAPANE DES
MEIN DARAIL DARAIL NA RAHA LE SA.
ACHCHA KISAAN BHAI ,PRANAAM.
RINKU ADARSH

SMT.INDIRA GANDHI VERSACE MRS. SONIA GANDHI

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE PERSONALITIES OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI AND MRS. SONIA GANDHI.THOSE ARE-
1.COMMUNICATION SKILLS-WHILE SMT.INDIRA GANDHI SPOKE BOTH HINDI AS WELL AS AN ENGLISH FLUENTLY,MRS. SONIA GANDHI DOESN'T HAVE EITHER OF THEM
2.EXPERIENCE-WHILE SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WAS A POLITICIAN RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD AS SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU,SONIA GANDHI IS A NEW COMER AND NOT BEEN EXPOSED TO POLITICS RIGHT FROM HER CHILDHOOD,SHE WASN'T THE DAUGHTER OF THE 1ST PRIME MINISTER OF THE COUNTRY,AS SHE BELONGED TO ITALY.
3.WHILE INDIRA GANDHI WAS EXTREMELY STRICT AND NO POLITICIANS DARED TO STARE AT HER,MRS. SONIA GANDHI HAS NOT THAT POWER,BECAUSE SHE RUNS A COALITION GOVERNMENT.
4.SMT. INDIRA GANDHI ,BRAVELY REACTED TO SIKHS DEMAND FOR SEPERATE KHALISTAAN THROUGH BLUE STAR OPERATION IN AMRITSAR,AND WAS KILLED BY THE SIKHS,MRS. SONIA GANDHI THE MEMBER OF THE SAME FAMILY HAS TIED KNOTS WITH THE SIKHS AND MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY WHOSE POTENTIAL IS ONE BY THOUSAND TIMES AS THAT OF HER HUSBAND HON,BLE SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA HAD.
5.WHILE THE FOREIGNERS FEARED FROM MR. RAJEEV GANDHI'S PERSONALITY,THE FOREIGNERS TREAT MR. MANMOHAN SINGH AS A SERVANT.
NOW,THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS TO SELL THE PAST IMAGES OF PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI FOR THE VAST GAP,WHICH THE INDIAN CITIZENS VERY WELL UNDERSTAND ETC.,ETC.I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS VERY CLOSE TO MR. RAJEEV GANDHI AS HE WAS PREVIOUSLY IN CONGRESS(I),THE GENERAL SECRETARY OF BPCC(BIHAR PRADESH CONGRESS (I) COMMITTE,DOCTOR'S CELL.
HE WAS CALLED BY SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE TEAM OF DOCTORS TO DELHI FOR SENDING MY FATHER'S TEAM TO LEBANON FOR MEDICAL RELIEF,AS THE WAR BETWEEN SYRIA AND LEBANON WAS GOING ON.
MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT WHEN HE WAS SITTING INSIDE THE LIVING ROOM OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI WITH THE DOCTORS FOR A MEETING,THE ELECTRICITY SUDDENLY WENT OFF AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI IN THAT DARK HALL STOOD HERSELF,SEARCHED THE CANDLE AND LIGHTED IT WITH THE MATCHSTICK.HOW,GREAT WAS SHE.SIMILARILY MR. RAJEEV GANDHI TRAVELLED IN THE SAME CAR WITH MY FATHER DURING THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN IN AMETHI.EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS ADMIRED MR. RAJEEV GANDHI SO MUCH THAT AFTER THE ASSASINATION OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THE INDIAN CITIZENS DEVASTATED THE SIKHS OF INDIA AND GAVE MR. RAJEEV GANDHI THE BIGGEST MAJORITY OF APPROXIMATELY 465 SEATS IN THE LOK SABHA ELECTION.
SO,I WOULD LIKE TO SING 2 LINES FOR HIM-
'KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LO O O O O O OG,KAHAAN GAYE WO LOG'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

PRAYAAG SANGIT SAMITI,ALLAHABAD

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.YOU WOULD BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT 'PRAYAAG SANGIT SAMITI' IN ALLAHABAD IS THE BEST INSTITUTE IN INDIA FOR LEARNING ANY SORT OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,LIKE CLASSICAL SINGING,KATTHAK DANCE,TABLA,VIOLIN,FLUTE,SITAAR ETC.IT'S A 60 YEARS OLD INSTITUTION WORKING FOR THE PROMOTION OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC AND EVERY YEAR ,ABOUT 5 LAKHS MUSIC STUDENTS GRADUATE FROM THIS INSTITUTE.THE SYLLABI ARE FANTASTIC.I AM PROUD TO BE THE POST GRADUATE PRODUCT OF THIS INSTITUTE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

CONVERSATION BETWEEN RINKU ADARSH AND A FARMER OF INDIA

DEAR READERS,
THIS IS A PART OF THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN ME AND AN ILLITERATE FARMERS.ME AS 'R' AND FARMERS AS 'F'.
F-SARKAR,HAMAAR TA KISMAT PHOOT GAIL.
R-KAISE HO?
F-NAA DHAAN HOTAA,NAA CHAWAL HOTA.BORA KE BORA CHAWAL SAD GAIL BAAKI KAONO KHARIDAAR NA MILAL.KAHIYO BAADHA AAWATA,KAHIYO AKAAL PADATAA.
R-CHAWALA TA BIDESH SE AAWA TA NOO,GEHOON BHI BIDESHE SE AAI,EHE NA GULAAMI KAHAA LAA.
F-TA MANE E DESHWA FIRO GULAAM HO GAIL?
R-TAAHRA KE ABHI SHAKE BAA.
F-AB KA HOI SARKAAR?
R-AB HUM NI KE KHOON CHOOSAI
F-OO KAISE?
R-TOH NIHAN KE SIKAD MEIN BAANDH KE AA ANGAREJWAN SAB ,CHIN KE KHILAAF LADWAIHEN,TAHAAR MEHRARU KE OOTHA KE LE JAIHEN,BETI KE IZZAT LOOT LIHEN.JAIL MEIN BAND KARKE KHOON NIKALWAIHEN DAKTAR SABSE.
F-E KHOONAWA KE KAA KARIHEN SA?
R-JE ANGAREJ KE SENA GHAAYAL HOI,OKRAA MEIN EKAR ISTEMAAL KARAL JAI.
F-AB KA HOI?
R-KARA JAAT PAAT LOG DEHATWAA MEIN A VOGA.
THEN ENTERS A RICH MAN ,BOASTING OF HIS MONEY,DENOTED BY 'RC'(RICH CLASS)
RC-HAMAAR KOI KAA BIGAAD LI,HAMRA TA BANK MEIN 10 CRORE RUPAYA BA
R-SAB CHINAA JAI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-TOHRA KE KIDNAP KAR LIHEN A MAANGIHEN 10 CRORE RUPAIYA,TA TAHAAR GHAR WAALE LOG DARE DE DIHEN,NA TA MAAR DIHEN.
RC-TA HUM POLICE CASE KAR DEB,COURT MEIN OONKA KE RAGAD DEB
R-OO DUS CRORE MEIN SE DOOIE LAKH MEIN TA POLICE TAAHRA KE AATANKWAADI GHOSIT KAR DIHI,A BAAKI 5 LAKH MEIN COURT KACHARI KHARIDA JAI.
RC-TA HAMAAR PARIWAAR WAALA SAB LADIHE NA,HAMRA BADLE.
R-KAONO NA LADI SAB BHAAG JAIHEN SA.
RC-EKRA SE BACHE KE OOPAYE BATAIN?
R-HAANTHIYAAR KHARID LA 5 CRORE KE ,AUR LOOKA KE KAONO GODAAM MEIN LOOKA DIHIN,DUS GO PAHALWAAN PAALIN AK-56 CHALAWE WAALA,ROCKET LAUNCHER KHARIDIN,BORAA KE BORAA BOMB RAKHIN,BULLET PROOF JACKET KHARIDIN.
RC-OKRAA SE KA HOI?
R-JAISE HIN SATIHEN SAB BUS SAB KE GOLI AURO BOMB SE OODA DIHA,THAANA A KACHARI KE PAISA CHATA DIHA,KUCHCHO NA HOI.ANGAREZWAN SAB AIHEN TA BUS MAAR DIHA ROCKET LAUNCHER SE,HAZAARO GO RAHIYEN TA EKKE MINUTE MEIN RAAKH HO JAIHEN SAB.
RC-E ROCKET LAUNCHER KA HOLA SARKAR?
R-ROCKET LAUNCHER ,EK TARAH KE ROCKET HOWA LA JEKRA MEIN BAAROOD BHARAL RAHA LA.TOO CHAHBA TA DEHAAT SE BAITHLE BAITHLE ,DELHI MEIN LOK SABHA CHALAT RAHI,BUS DAAG DIHA NISHAANA LAGA KE,SAONSE NETA LOG EKKE BAAR MEIN SAAF HO JAIHEN.
RC-RAOORA TANI LALOO JI SE KAHIN NA,KOOCH KARE LA?
R-HUM KAA KAHIN,HUM TA OONKA CHACHA KAH KE PACHTA RAHAL BAANI
RC-OO KAISE?
R-HUM TA DARE CHACHA KAHNI,KI BHAI HAM SIDHA SADHA KALAAKAR KE RAKSHA KARIHEN,BAAKI OO TA HAMAAR PICHE GOONDA LAGAILE BAADE,ZAHAR DILWAWA TAARE.
RC-TA RAOORA CASE KARKE BHITAR KARWA DIHIN OONKA KE.
R-HAMAAR JO ROTI TARKAARI CHALA TA OKRO PE AAFAT AA JAI.
RC-TA AB KAA KARAB
R-I TA WAKTE BATAI.
SAB KISAAN BHAI KE PRANAAM,
RINKU ADARSH

CONSEQUENCES OF ITALIAN INVASION ON INDIA

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THE PRESENT CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT IS NOTHING BUT THE ITALIAN INVASION ON INDIA.ITALY IS AS SMALL AS PATNA,AND THE CITY OF THIEVES.THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT ARE-
1.INCREASE IN DICTATORSHIP OF FOREIGN INVADERS.
2.INCREASE IN THE FOOD PRICES
3.INCREASE IN BOMB BLASTS.
4.DECREASE IN THE FREEDOM OF INDIAN CITIZENS.
5.DECREASE IN EXPORTS
6.MUMBAI BEING DECLARED AS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF THE WORLD.
7.NEITHER MRS. SONIA GANDHI NOR MR. MANMOHAN SINGH KNOWS TO SPEAK IN HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH.THEIR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE WORSE THAN THE CLASS 10TH STUDENT OF A CONVENT SCHOOL.THINK,WHAT KIND OF IMAGES ABOUT INDIA THEY WOULD BE PRODUCING IN THEIR DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS ABROAD.
8.'ZANAAZAA' OF MUSIC INDUSTRY,SIMILAR TO THAT OF LAST MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.
9.THE DEVASTATION OF INDIAN FARMERS,SOMETIMES BY DRAUGHT AND SOMETIMES BY FLOOD.
10.DIVISION OF INDIA INTO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.I SUGGEST LET GIVE MARATHIS THEIR MUMBAI COUNTRY,GUJARATIS THEIR GUJARAT COUNTRY,BIHARIS THEIR BIHAR COUNTRY.WHY THERE IS SO DELAY IN DIVIDING INDIA! DO IT FAST.
11.CLOSURE OF BOLLYWOOD.NOW NO BODY WATCHES MOVIES IN THE CINEMA THEATRES,SO BETTER TO SHUT THE FILM INDUSTRY,WHICH IS THE POOREST INDUSTRY OF INDIA.
11.REMOVAL OF DEMOCRACY BY MANIPULATING THE EVM MACHINES.
12.USE OF SATTELITES FOR SPYING THE PERSONAL LIFE OF THE INDIAN CITIZENS ETC. ,ETC.
WHEN ARE THE AMERICANS COMING TO PUT THEIR FLAG ON THE PARLIAMENT.PLEASE RECALL THE BRITISHERS TO RULE INDIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,BECAUSE THEY ARE A BETTER RULER.WHY ARE THE POLITICIANS DELAYING?
SHAME-SHAME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR BRAHMINS OF INDIA UNITE IMMEDIATELY

DEAR BRAHMINS OF INDIA,
HELLO.THE COUNTRY IS IN DEEP TROUBLE,PLEASE UNITE IMMEDIATELY.THIS COUNTRY NEEDS US.PLEASE BE FASTEST IN UNIFICATION OTHERWISE WE WOULD LOOSE OUR MILLIONS OF YEAR OLD SUPREMACY AND WILL HAVE TO FLATTER THE LOWER CASTES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THE 2 PARTS OF CONGRESS (I) GOVERNMENT

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT HAS 2 PARTS.
1.IT WAS FOUNDED BY MAHATMA GANDHI,PT. MOTI LAL NEHRU(BRAHMIN),PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU (BRAHMIN),SMT. INDIRA GANDHI(BRAHMIN).THEY RULED THIS COUNTRY EXTREMELY WELL.
2.SANJAY GANDHI,A DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED,RAJEEV GANDHI,THE DASHING POLITICIAN BEING KILLED.AFTER THAT ATAL BIHARI BAJPAYEE(BRAHMIN) ,TRIED HIS BEST TO RULE THIS COUNTRY,BUT WAS FORCED TO LEAVE THE POLITICS.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WHY MRS. SONIA GANDHI(ITALIAN),DENIED TO JOIN THE POLITICS AFTER HER HUSBAND'S MURDER.BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID OF BEING KILLED.SHE WANTED HER CHILDRENS TO REMAIN SAFE AND GROW.AFTER,THE COUNTRY WAS TRAPPED BY THE FOREIGN INVADERS,SHE ENTERED THE POLITICS AND BECAME THE WHOLE AND SOLE OF THE COUNTRY BY COMPROMISING WITH THE FOREIGN INVADERS.THE SIKHS,AFTER FLATTERING HER MADE MR. MANMOHAN SINGH THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA.
NOW,THE DEMOCRACY IS FINISHED AND DYNASTIES HAVE STARTED.HOW?
THE KING OF MAHARASHTRA-BALASAHEB THACKERAY,UDDHAV THACKERAY,RAJ THACKERAY,CHAGGAN BHUJBAL
2.THE KING OF U.P.-MULAYAM SINGH,AMAR SINGH,MAYAVATI ETC.
3.THE KING OF BIHAR AND JHARKHAND-LALOO PRASAD YADAV
4.THE KING OF M.P.-SHIVRAJ PATIL
5.THE KING OF GUJARAT-NARENDRA MODI
6.THE QUEEN OF BENGAL-MAMTA BANERJEE
ALL THE KINGS HAVE TAKEN THEIR POSITION.GREAT!
QUEEN OF ALL THESE SMALL KINGS-SONIA GANDHI
GREAT YAAR,GREAT.SAARE JAHAAN SE ACHCHA,HAYE PATNA HAMARA,HAMARA.BUT,WHAT ARE THE BRAHMINS DOING OF INDIA?THEY ARE WORKING AS SERVANTS IN INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

PRINCESS DIANA

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.SORRY FOR THE LONGER GAP IN COMMUNICATION.HOW ARE YOU?I AM VERY BAD.WHY?THE INDIAN POLITICIANS ARE CONTINUOUSLY TORTURING ME.HOW?THEY ARE NOT LETTING ME TO CONCENTRATE ON MY WORK.ONLY YESTERDAY ,I WAS POISONED AND I COULD NOT SLEEP WHOLE NIGHT WITH MY HEADPAIN.I REPORTED THIS TO EVERY BODY INCLUDING MRS. SONIA GANDHI,MR. MANMOHAN SINGH ,WHITE HOUSE USA,HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 11,ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.BUT IT'S OF NO USE.I THINK ,THEY ARE PLANNING TO KILL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.I AM TIRED OF CASTEISM,DICTATORSHIP OF POLITICIANS,RELIGIONISM,CORRUPTION,RACIAL DISCRIMINATION,CHEATING,FRAUDISM,EXCESSIVE CRIME IN INDIA,EXPLOITATION OF THE POOR PROPLE ,FAILURE OF LAW AND ORDER,ABUSE AND INSULT OF GREAT MUSICIANS,USE OF CELEBRITIES AS A TOOL OF COLONISATION IN INDIA,LOST MORAL OF INDIANS DUE TO WORSE MEDIA EXPOSURE,THE COLONISATION OF MEDIA,POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF MUSIC BY POLITICIAN,FINANCIALLY DEVASTATION OF MOVIE MAKERS DUE TO EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD MOVIES ETC.ETC.I AM NOT ATTACHED TO ANY POLITICAL PARTY.THE FILM STARS,MUSIC DIRECTORS,PRODUCERS,PLAYBACK SINGERS,LYRICISTS,MUSICIANSETC. ALL HAVE LOST THEIR PRESTIGE,BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARD.THEY DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED LIKE ME.AT PRESENT ,INDIA IS PERFORMING EXTEMELY WORSE,EVERYWHERE THE COLONISATION PROCESS IS AT EXTREME.THIS IS THE GIFT OF THE EXISTING CONGRESS(I) GOVERNMENT.THE DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN HACKED BY THE EVM MACHINE.THE CITIZENS HAVE NO POWER.NOW ,I REALISE WHY LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME A SLAVE.THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN SOLD AND THE CITIZENS ARE EITHER BEING FORCED TO BECOME CORRUPT OR ARE KILLED OR TORTURE LIKE ME.COMING SOON TO MEET YOU.
YOURS BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH

PATNA SOONER TO HAVE THE BEST RED LIGHT AREA OF THE WORLD

DEAR READERS,
PATNA IS SOONER TO HAVE THE BEST RED LIGHT AREA OF THE WORLD.MY COMPANY IS NEGOTIATING WITH THE GERMANY'S RED LIGHT DISTRICT FOR COLLABORATION.THIS WOULD BE A FIVE STAR DELUXE RES LIGHT AREAS ,MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THE FOREIGN TOURISTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.

MY COMPANY IS SOONER GOING TO OPEN 100 KIOSKS IN PATNA

DEAR READERS,
MY COMPANY IS SOONER GOING TO OPEN 100 KIOSKS IN PATNA,WHICH WOULD WORK FOR 24 HOURS A DAY.THIS WOULD ENCOURAGE THE NIGHT LIFE IN PATNA.ALL DIFFERENT ITEMS LIKE MEDICINES,IMPORTED WINES,HOT SNACKS,IMPORTED CHOCOLATES,GRILLED CHICKEN,FISHES OF DIFFERENT RANGES ,MUTTONS WOULD BE SOLD FROM THAT KIOSK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.

TO HON'BLE NITISH KUMAR ,C.M.,BIHAR.

DEAR NITISH UNCLE,
HELLO.I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE WORKING SINCERELY,BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TOWARDS THE THE MUNICIPAL CORPORATION.THE TRACTORS FULL OF GARBAGES ,WHEN CROSSED THROUGH THE PEDESTRIANS LEAVES A VERY BAD SMELL,NOT ONLY THIS IT POLLUTES THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT WITH THE TRILLIONS OF MICROORGANISMS LIKE BACTERIA AND VIRUSES,WHICH ARE FORCED TO INHALE.PLEASE INSTRUCT THEM TO WRAP THE GARBAGES FULL TRACTORS WITH THE PLASTIS BLANKET SHEETS.THE COST OF A SINGLE PLASTIC BLANK SHEET IS RS.200.THIS WOULD REDUCE THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS BY 50%.PLEASE TAKE IT SINCERELY.SIMILARILY ,MAKE A RULE THAT THOSE WHO WOULD THROW GARBAGES ON THE ROAD WOULD BE FINED RS. 500.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
LETS MAKE THIS CITY ,THE CLEANEST CITY OF THE WORLD.

INVITATION TO TOP 10 BUSINESS MAGAZINES OF THE WORLD.

DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLS.THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE BATTLE OF THE WORLD IN THE FIELD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.SO,LETS JOIN OUR HANDS TOGETHER,YOU COULD JOIN THIS BATTLE BY DISPLAYING YOUR MAGAZINES BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.BUSINESS WEEK
2.BARRON'S
3.FORBES
4.HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW
5.INC. 500
6.FORTUNE
7.FAST COMPANY
8.MONEY
9.THE ECONOMIST
10.CONDE NAST PORTFOLIO
INDIA,UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO STANDARD BUSINESS MAGAZINES.COULD YOU MAKE ME THE COUNTRY HEAD FOR THE DISTIBUTION OF THESE BUSINESS MAGAZINES,BECAUSE I BADLY NEED THESE MAGAZINES TO READ.
WAITING FOR THE POSITIVE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.

INVITATION TO THE TOP 10 NEWS PAPERS OF THE WORLD

DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE PRESENT RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S -'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS THE LARGEST EVENT EVER HAPPENED IN THE WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRYOF THE WORLD.SO,YOU ARE REQUESTED TO JOIN THIS GLOBAL BATTLE AND DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES ARE-
1.NEWYORK TIMES (USA)
2.JAPAN TODAY(JAPAN)
3.FRANCE-PRESSE 9JAPAN)
4.THE SUN (ENGLAND)
5.USA TODAY (USA)
6.SPIEGEL (GERMANY)
7.LOS ANGELES TIMES(USA)
8.WASINGTON POST(USA)
9.CORRIERE DELLA SERE (ITALY)
10.WALL STREET JOURNAL(USA)
WAITING FOR A NICE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.

INVITATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING TOP 10 TV CHANNELS

DEAR SIRS,
HELLO. I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD,THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THE NAMES I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE FOR DISPLAYING THEIR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE ARE-1.THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
2.THE HISTORY CHANNEL
3.FOOD NETWORK
4.FOX SOCCER CHANNEL
5.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL
6.THE WEATHER CHANNEL
7.INDEPENDENT FILM CHANNEL
8.COMEDY CENTRAL
9.CNN
10.THE LEARNING CHANNEL.
SO, LET'S JOIN OUR HAND'S TOGETHER FOR THE LARGEST MUSICAL EVENT EVER HAPPENNED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD-RINKU ADARSHvs EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.

FIT TO BE GIFTED

FINALLY,THERE ARE MANY LUXURIOUS PRODUCTS ,BUT NON OF THEM FIT TO GIFT TO HER MAJESTY PRINCESS DIANA

SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh

AYESHA THAPAR ISN'T LOOKING NICE

DEAR SIR,
HELLO.LUXURY SPECIAL -GOLD GRANDEUR IS NOT AT ALL MATCHIND BECAUSE OF HER SHORT HEIGHT AND THIN BODY.PLEASE TAKE AN EXPENSIVE EUROPEAN MODEL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus. world CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com

A SUGGESTION TO www.fresh-honest.com/blue

DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL PRESENTED IN THE AD IS NOT GOOD,SHE IS LOOKINF EXTREMELY THIN AS IF SHE HADN'T EATEN SINCE COUPLE OF DAYS.THE SEX APPEAL IS ZERE.PLEASE TRY A TALL ,MUSCULAR,EUROPEAN WHITE GIRLS WITH BIG POINTED BREASTS AND PROTRUDED VAGINA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
source-business world

SUGGESTIONto www.daikinindia.com

DEAR SIR,
HELLO.THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL SHOWN IS NOT AT ALL GOOD.THE GIR'LS HEIGHT IS TOO SHORT.PLEASE TRY A TALLER GIRL ATLEAST 5.10 INCHES IN HEIGHT ,AN EUROPEAN GIRL.THIS WOULD WORK MORE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sour-bus. world. MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com

tTO WWW.ULYSSE-NARDIN.COM

DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE WATCH IS VERY BEAUTIFUL,BUT LACKS THE GOLDEN WRIST OF WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.PLEASE TRY HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus world MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com

MONT BLANC-PENS -A SUGGESTION

DEAR SIR,
HELLO.'THE WAY TO TRUTH LIES THROUGH AHIMSA(NON-VIOLENCE)-M.K. GANDHI.I DON'T AGREE COMPLETELY WITH THIS.UPTO CERTAIN LIMITATIONS ,ITS GOOD,BUT THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT TO AHIMSA,OTHER WISE THE CITIZENS WOULD TURN INTO THE WEAK COWARD CITIZENS.
SINCERELY,
so-bus. world. RINKU ADARSH

SUGGESTION FOR wwww.mercedes-benz.co.in

DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE MERCEDEZ CAR IS A LUXURY CAR ,SO IT'S SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPARKY.BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE A VERY SIMPLE CAR.PLEASE TELL THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE A GLAMAROUS PHOTOGRAPH NEXT TIME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
source;business world MD ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com

source for bmw-business world

SUGGESTION TO www.bmw.in

DEAR SIR,
THE PHOTOGRAPH APPEARED ON THE BUSINESS WORLD TOP PAGE OF BMW CAR IS NOT PROPERLY PLACED.THE PAGE TURND AND THE FOLD DIVIDES THE CAR INTO 2 PIECES ,MAKING A DIRTY LOOK OF THE CAR.NEXT TIME NOT TO REPEAT THIS MISTAKE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com

DEAREST PROSENJIT DATTA-BUSINESS WORLD

DEAR SIR,
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN MISTAKES ON YOUR ISSUE-'THE GREAT LUXURY BAZAAR'.1.THE GIRL PRESENTED ON THE TOP OF THE COVER IS NOT A LUXURIOUS GIRL,BUT LOOKING LIKE AN ORDINARY GIRL.YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE PHOTOGRAPH OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FINANCIAL CONSRAIN,AS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN IS EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN CUM MD AKMPL
www.rinkuadarsh.com

INCREASE IN THE SALE OF THE ASPIRIN TABLETS IN INDIA

DEAR READERS,
THERE HAS BEEN TREMENDOUS INCREASE IN THE SALES OF THE 'ASPIRIN' TABLETS IN INDIA,THIS IS BECAUSE THE STANDARD OF MUSIC HAS GONE SO MUCH DOWN,THAT AFTER HEARING A SONG ,YOU WOULD FEEL MENTLE HEADACHE.THANKS TO THE BOLLYWOOD 'S MUSIC COMPOSERS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

I WAS OFFERED RS. 5 CRORES FROM THE INDIAN PRODUCER

DEAR READERS,
I WAS OFFERED RS. 5 CRORES FROM THE BOLLYWOOD PRODUCER TO WORK AS AN ACTOR. BUT AFTER GOING THROUGH THE SCRIPT I DISCARDED HIS PROPOSAL.BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO WORK IN THE CHEAP HINDI MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

LATE AJEET SIPPY(SHOLAY FAME)

DEAR READERS,
THE PERSON WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO MAKE THE MUSIC ALBUM'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) IS NO MORE.HE HAS DEPARTED TO HEAVEN.I ASKED HIM ABOUT STARTING A PROJECT LIKE 'TITANIC' MOVIE.HE REPLIED THAT NEITHER THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY NOR THAT KIND OF MONEY IS AVAILABLE IN THE BOLLYWOOD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

I DON'T WATCH HINDI MOVIES

DEAR READERS,
I DON'T WATCH HINDI MOVIES BECAUSE THEIR STANDARDS ARE EXTREMELY LOW .HOW?
1.THE REEL LIFE SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN THE REAL LIFE.WHAT IS SHOWN IN THE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES.THE FIRING OF PISTOLS,THIS WE SEE EVERY DAY IN PATNA.SERIAL BOMB BLASTS,THIS THE PART OF PATNA'S DAILY LIFE.CHEAP POLITICS,WE PLAY EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARD POLITICS IN PATNA.ACTORS AND ACTRESSES ,WE FIND SUCH ACTORS AND ACTRESS EVERY DAY IN PATNA RUNNING FOR THEIR JOBS.HALF NAKED GIRLS,WE HAVE PLENTY OF BEAUTY PARLOURS IN PATNA WHERE YOU CAN HIRE A GIRL FOR FUCKING PRETTIER THAN ANY BOLLY WOOD ACTRESSES.SO, WHAT'S SPECIAL IS THERE IN THE BOLLY WOOD MOVIES THAT WOULD ATTRACT AUDIENCES?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

SUGGESTIONS TO GLOBAL WATCH MANUFACTURING COMPANIES

DEAR SIRS ,
I SAW PLENTY OF GOOD WATCHES IN THE BUSINESS WORLD MAGAZINE ,BUT ALL WERE LACKING THE GOLDEN WRIST OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THOUGH SHE IS EXPENSIVE BUT WOULD HELP YOU TRAP THE INDIAN MARKET EASILY,BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY WE DON'T HAVE SUCH A BEAUTY QUEEN IN INDIA.CASE REFERRED TO MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:BUSINESS WORLD

SUGGESTION TOpriority.standardcharterd .co.in

DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I SAW YOUR AD WITH A CHANGE.IT'S BETTER BUT THE MAN WAS SHORT HEIGHTED.PLEASE SELECT AMIT UNCLE (AMITABH BACHCHAN) ,AS HE WOULD BE MORE FRUITFUL FOR YOUR COMPANY.THOUGH HE IS EXPENSIVE BUT THE REAL EMPEROR OF INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY

PRINCESS DIANA

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU?I HOPE YOU MUST BE FINE.I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE.THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.BUT,HER MAJESTY I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM ALL THE 7 BASTARDS OF BHOPAL.PLEASE HELP ME.I WOULD LIKE TO INSERT AS MANY USD AS POSIBBLE INSIDE THEIR MOUTH,ANUSES,VAGINAS AS MUCH THEIR HOLES COULD ACCEPT.THIS WOULD SHOW THEM MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES.I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM THE CALL GIRL OF KOLKATA WHO EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILED ME FOR 1 YEAR BY INSERTING AS MANY OF US DOLLARS AS POSSIBLE BY INSERTING THE DOLLARS INSIDE HER MOUTH,VAGINA,ANUS.PLEASE BLESS ME SO THAT I TAKE MY REVENGE.
GODDESS 'DURGA' HAS ALREADY DEPARTED TO HEAVEN YESTERDAY.THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN 'INDRA' IS ALSO VERY SELFISH ACCORDING TO HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS.SO,PLEASE DON'T COME UNDER HIS INFLUENCES BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY RESERVED FOR ME.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR AMERICAN CITIZENS

DEAR AMERICAN CITIZENS,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I AM RECEIVING VERY GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE UNITED STATES .THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I ALSO RECEIVED FEW EMAILS FROM YOU PEOPLE REGARDING RECESSION IN THE USA.PEOPLE ARE DIEING DUE TO POVERTY,UNEMPLOYMENT HAS INCREASED DRASTICALLY.PEOPLE ARE ANY HOW PULLING THEIR LIVES .THANKS TO THE US GOVERNMENT!PLEASE MAKE ME THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES AND SEE HOW BEAUTIFULLY I MANAGE THE PLANET.WAITING FOR MORE RESPONSES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HON'BLE MRS. HILLARY CLINTON

DEAR MADAM,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH TODAY IN THE NEWS PAPER.YOU WERE LOOKING EXTREMELY PRETTY WITH BLACK HAIRS,NEVER PRODUCE YOUR SELF ON THE MEDIA WITH GREY HAIRS,BECAUSE YOU LOOK ELDER IN THAT.
YOU TOLD THAT YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.BUT AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?BECAUSE I AM A BETTER PERSONALITY THAN YOUR HUSBAND.DON'T BELIEVE.THEN PLEASE LET ME CHECK HIS INTELLIGENCE BY ASKING HIM A SIMPLE QUESTION?THE QUESTION IS 'WHAT IS THE SINGLE REASON FOR THE BOOM OR RECESSION OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY?PLEASE REPLY ON THE EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh92rediffmail.com
IF THE ANSWER WOULD BE CORRECT THEN ONLY I WOULD THINK HE WORTH SOMETHING.DON'T MAKE ME JEALOUS BY GIVING STATEMENTS THAT YOU ARE ONLY PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.I ALSO EQUALLY LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

PRINCESS DIANA

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU IN THE REAL HEAVEN?PLEASE COMMUNICATE ME FROM THERE,BECAUSE I DON'T WAN'T TO RECEIVE ANY MESSAGES THROUGH THE ARTIFICIAL MAN MADE SATELLITES.
TODAY IS 'SAPTAMI' IN INDIA.THIS MEANS THE 7TH DAY OF ARRIVAL OF GODDESS 'DURGA'.ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS ,SHE IS THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE MONSTERS.EVERY YEAR SHE ARRIVES IN INDIA FROM THE HEAVEN FOR 10 DAYS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN AN EXCELLENT PERSONALITY IN THIS WORLD LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD.I HAVEN'T MET YET,AND I THINK THERE ISN'T ANY .I AM NEITHER A BRAGGART NOR A HAGGARD,AND I WON'T BE MASQUERADING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
NOWADAYS ,I AM ADDICTED TO 'PAAN PARAAG MASALA ALONG WITH TULSI(TOBACCO)',WHICH ACCORDING TO THE DOCTORS LEADS TO CANCER.DUE YOU KNOW HOW I GOT ADDICTED?I WAS CALLED BY A GIRLS PARENT IN BHOPAL FOR THE MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION.HER PARENTS CAME TO MY HOUSE FOR MY MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION AND SELECTED ME.AFTER THAT THEY CALLED ME TO BHOPAL,WHERE THEY BRUISED MY SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE PETALS OF ROSES.THEY CALLED ME A POOR PERSON AND STARTED ASKING ABOUT MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES AND TOLD ME TO SHOW THE MY BANK'S PASS BOOK. THEY DEMORALISED ME EXTREMELY AND I REMAINED STOIC ,BECAUSE MY LEGENDARY PROFESSORS OF MUSIC TOLD ME TO REMAIN STOIC EVEN IN AN UNFAVOURABLE CIRCUMSTANCES,THOUGH I WAS CAPABLE TO KILL ALL THE 7 OF THEM,BUT AFTER BEING BRUISED I RETURNED BACK TO PATNA.THIS HURTED MY PERSONAL ESTEEM SO MUCH THAT I GOT ADDICTED TO TOBACCO.THANKS TO www.shaadi.com!
IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIVE ,THEN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT I AM FLATTERING YOU TO SQUEEZE MONEY FROM YOU OR TO GET MARRIED TO YOU INORDER TO BECOME THE PRINCE OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.BUT,THANKS GOD ,NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK LIKE THAT.WHEN YOU WERE ON THIS PLANET ,THERE MIGHT BE MANY FLATTERERS RUNNING AFTER YOU.NOW,LET ME SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD CARES FOR YOU,EXCEPT YOUR SONS AND YOUR HUSBAND.HAD I BEEN A CORRUPT PERSON ,I COULD HAVE BEEN MULTIBILLIONNAIRE TODAY.ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE TO YOU THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS LADY IN THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY,NOT HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETHII,BUT SOME ANOTHER WOMAN,I SAW HER PHOTOGRAPH YESTERDAY.THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD BE CAUTOIUS FROM THAT WOMAN,IT'S WHAT MY BRAIN DETECTED.REST IS FINE,MY STRUGGLE IS GOING ON IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC.PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COMMUNICATE ME FROM THE HEAVEN.BE COMFORTABLE.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
(A SLAVE FROM INDIA AS LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME.)

PRINCESS DIANA

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALSO UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE MY FRIEND EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.THE WORLD IS VERY SELFISH,THE PEOPLE LOVES SOME BODY TILL HE IS ALIVE,AND AS SOMEBODY DIES,PEOPLE FORGET THAT PERSON IMMEDIATELY.THE HUMAN MEMORY AS VOLATILE AS THAT OF PETROLEUM.BUT,I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE NICE PROPLE EVEN AFTER THEIR DEPARTURE.
YOU WERE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU GOT YOUR TRUE LOVE,BUT I WAS EXTREMELY UNLUCKY THAT GOD SNATCHED MY LENA FROM ME.
MAY I DARE TO SAY YOU ONE TRUTH,ACTUALLY I WAS LOVING RIGHT FROM MY CHILDHOOD,BUT WAS NOT CAPABLE TO DO ANYTHING.BUT TODAY I SAY YOU THAT ,I LOVED YOU,I AM LOVING YOU AND WILL BE LOVING YOU TILL THE END OF MY LIFE.YOU WERE EXTREMELY LUCKY THAT YOU DIED IMMEDIATELY,BUT I AM DIEING SLOWLY,AND IT'S MORE PAINFULL TO DIE SLOWLY.HOW?I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY TORTURED IN THIS WORLD,ABUSED,INSULTED,ATTACKED,POISONEDETC. ONLY BECAUSE I WAS HONEST AND SINCERE LIKE YOU.
I AM AN EXTREMELY POOR PERSON,BUT WOULD LIKE TO GIFT YOU SOMETHING AND HOPE YOU WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT MY GIFT,AND MY GIFT WOULD BE 'PRINCESS DIANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN PATNA'.PLEASE BLESS ME.WE WOULD BE ALWAYS IN TOUCH.PLEASE BE COMFORTABLE,PLEASE,IT'S MY REQUEST TO YOU.
FOREEVER YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH

BLESSINGS FROM HER MAJESTY PRINCESS BEATRICE

HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH.YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY PRETTY PRINCESS.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA AND FEATURE IN THE GUINNESS WORLD REORDS.AT PRESENT,I AM TRYING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.WHILE THE EMOTION IS FULL OF DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,SAD,DISCO SONGSETC.WHILE 'WINES' IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM WITH TAAL 'GANGOTRI-9BEATS ON ONE SIDE AND 2.'TEEN TAAL-16 BEATS ON THE SECOND TRACK.
THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLON COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE.I AM TRYING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD.PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SUCCESS.I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET YOU PERSONALLY SOMETIME.MY EMAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
PLEASE REPLY.
FOREVER YOURS,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.

BLESSINGS FROM THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY

HER MAJESTY/HIS HIGHNESS,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGRST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUMS OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONSAND2.WINES.WHILE EMOTIONS HAS DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,DISCO,SAD SONGS,THE 'WINES'IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM 0F 2 TRACKS.1ST TRACK CONSISTS OF TAAL 'GANGOTRI' A 9 BEATS TAAL AND THE SECOND TRACK IS OF 16 BEATS'TEEN TAAL'.THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER(100MILLION COPIES SOLD WORLD WIDE).I AM TRYING TO CROSS THAT TARGET.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
FOREVER YOURS VERY CLOSE,
RINKU ADARSH

TRUE LOVE-THE COSTLIEST THING ON THIS WORLD

DEAR READERS,
TRUE LOVE IS EXTREMELY PRECIOUS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY LUCKY,WHO GETS THEIR TRUE LOVE.I AM NEVER GOING TO MARRY AN INDIAN GIRL,BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTREMELY GEEDY FOR MONEY,BUT FOR ME MONEY HAS NO IMPORTANCE.FOR EX-
PRINCESS DIANA WAS EXTREMELY RICH WOMAN AND THE BOY SH LOVED WAS EXTREMELY POOR.NOW,SHE DIDN'T CARED FOR PALACES,GOLD ,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS HER DYNASTY.SHE LEFT ALL FOR THE SAKE OF TRUE LOVE.I HAVE AN EXTREME RESPECT FOR HER.WHAT HAPPENED ULTIMATELY,BOTH PRINCESS DIANA AND HER LOVER DIED TOGETHER.THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE TO PROVE THAT TRUE LOVE IS EXREMELY PRECIOUS.
I HAVE READ MANY STORIES REGARDING THE LOVE OF A BILLIONNAIRE FEMALES IN THE MAGAZINES WITH THE COMPARATIVELY POORER BOYS.THEY SATISFIED THEM,AND THOSE FEMALES DONATED THEIR ENTIRE PROPERTY TO THOSE BOYS.
INDIAN FEMALES WANT TO ROB THEIR BOY FRIENDS AND THEY TRY TO SQUEEZE AS MUCH MONEY FROM THEIR BOY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE.SHAME-SHAME.
MY SINCERE REGARDS TO EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH

MY DEAREST FRIEND MICHAEL JACKSON

DEAREST FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE COMFORTABLE JUST NOW.BUT ,MY FRIEND DON'T WORRY ,I AM TRYING MY BEST TO FULFILL ALL OF YOUR'S UNFULFILLED DREAMS.PLEASE BLESS YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER.AFTER I FINISH ALL YOUR AMBITIONS,YOU WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE.THIS MY PROMISE TO YOU.
FOREVER YOUR'S TRUE FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH

CONGRATULATION TO MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN

MY DEAREST FRIEND MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH IN THE INDIA TODAY MAGAZINE ,ENDORSING OMEGA WATCHES.YOU ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY IMPRESSED BY YOUR PULCHRITUDE.CONGRATULATIONS.
MOST OF THE GIRLS ASK ME THAT WHOM WOULD I LIKE TO MARRY?I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER JUST NOW.BUT IT MIGHT BE YOU.MY MOVIE 'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' WOULD BE FULL OF SEXY SCENES ,INCLUDING FUCKING.WILL YOU BE COMFORTABLE WITH THOSE SCENES?WOULD YOUR SPOUSES ALLOW YOU TO MARRY ME,IF POSSIBLE?PLEASE REPLY ME ON MY EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh@rediffmail.com
I HAVE STARTED LOVING YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com

THE INCREASING DEMAND OF MY PENIS WORLDWIDE

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.NOWADAYS I AM RECEIVING LOT OF EMAILS FROM THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS DEMAND HAS INCREASED GLOBALLY.THE REASON ,I THINK IS THE SATELLITTES,WHICH ARE ALWAYS TAKING THE PICTURE OF MY PENIS AND DISTRIBUTING IT WORLD WIDE.TO BE FRANK ,I REGULARILY USE MUSTARD OILS TO MAKE IT AS SOLID AS AN IRON ROD.BUT,WITH A SINGLE PENIS HOW MANY WHITE FEMALES WOULD I BE ABLE TO SATISFY,A MAXIMUM OF 10 MILLION WHITE FEMALES.THIS IS ONLY MY CAPACITY.THE REST I WON'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY.SORRY FOR MY LIMITED CAPACITY.
FOREVER ,EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN WHITE BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH

IT'S USD$2.25LAKHS ONLY.

THE RATE IS CHEAPER THAN THAT OF ADVERTISING ON TV OR NEWS PAPERS

DEAR SIRS,
THE RATE IS CHEAPER THAN THAT OF ADVERTISING ON ANY PRIME TV CHANNELS OR NEWS PAPERS OF THE WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR

INVITATIONS TO WORD'S TOP MOST MNC'S

DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EVENT OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY-RINKU ADARSH VERSACE EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.YOU ARE INVITED TO DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE BENEFITS TO YOUR COMPANY BY DISPLAYING YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE-
1.AN ASSURED HIT OF 1 CRORE PER MONTH
2.YOUR BANNERS WOULD BE DISPLAYED ON ALL THE BILL BOARDS,TELEVISION CHANNELS,NEWS PAPERS,ON THE CATALOGUE OF MY MUSIC ALBUM
3.THE PROJECT IS OF RS.20,000CRORES.
4.THE TARGET SALES OF THE MUSIC ARE MORE THAN 200 MILLION COPIES WORLD WIDE
5.THE RATE FOR THE BANNER DISPLAY IS ONLY $2.25LAKHS PER MONTH.
YOU COULD SEND THE DRAFT ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
RINKU ADARSH,MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
ROAD NO.1,RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA-16,BIHAR,PATNA
TEL.NO.-91-612-2661852,CELLNO.-91-9430619325,WEB-www.rinkuadarsh.com
PLEASE SEND YOUR DRAFT IN FAVOUR OF RINKU ADARSH,PAYABLE AT PATNA BRANCH ONLY.
THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON(100MILLION COPIES).LET'S JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO LEAD THE WORLD.WAITING FOR YOUR BLESSINGS.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

INVITATION TO MRS.NICOLE KIDMAN

DEAR MADAM,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TOTHE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA FOR PLAYING TABLA NON-STOP FOR 21 HOURS.AT PRESENT ,I AMTHE OWNER OF ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD..AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE-1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.THE WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S MUSIC ALBUM 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
THE SECOND THING I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WORK IN MY MOVIE'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' AS AN ACTRESS WITH ME AS AN ACTOR.THIS LOVE STORY IS BASED ON MY TRUE LOVE STORY WITH UKRAINSKAYA OLEONA VICTOROVNA OF KIEV,WHEN I WAS STUDYING MBBS THERE.IWOULD BE THE MUSIC COMPOSER OF THE FILM.PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOUR VIEW ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
MY E-MAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THE SEXIEST AGE FOR THE FUCKING

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THIS IS A PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION.MY EXPERIENCE SAYS THAT THE GIRLS OF THE AGE GROUP 11-13 ARE THE SEXIEST GIRLS AND ARE CAPABLE OF TAKING INSIDE THE FULL PENIS OF THE 30 YEARS OLD MAN,WITHOUT CRYING.BUT ,THIS BRUTAL SOCIETY DOESN'T UNDERSTANDS THEIR NEED.THEY CAN'T BECOME PREGNANT BUT COULD SATISFY THE MALES THE MOST.WHEN I FUCKED AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL IN INDIA,I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BLEED FROM HER VAGINA,BUT NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER,ON CONTRARY SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK HARDER.SO,DOES THE SOCIETY,GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

YE LALOO CHACHA,AGO BATIA SOON LA

LALOO CHACHA,
KAA HAAL CHAAL BA?TANI SONIA CHACHI KE THEEK SE SAATH LAGAIHA.NA LAGAIBA THEEK SE TA KAAM GADBADA JAI.KHOOB BADHINYA SE LAGAIHA ,SAMAJH GAILANOO?
RAOOR BHATIJAA,
RINKU ADARSH

A LALOO CHACHA,AGO BATIYAA SOON LA

YE LALOO CHACHA,
PRANAAM.KAA HAAL SAMACHAAR BA?KHOOB DOODH,MAKHKHAN A MALAI KHAILE BARA NOO.TA AGO BATIYAA SOON LA.SOON LE BAANI KI TU SONIA AUNTY KE HAMESHAA KHAATIR SAATH LAGAWE JA TARA.TA TANI THEEK SE LAGAIHA,A NATA CHOD DIHEN RAOORA KE.BIHARI SAMMAN(SAMAAN) KE KHAYAAL RAKHIYA ,A KHOOB BADHINYA SE MANN LAGA KE LAGAIHA ,OONKAR MANN KHOOSH KAR DIHA.AAKHIR KAONA TA MILAL OONKA KE LAGAYE WAALA.SAMAJH GAILA NOO.HAMAAR IZZAT RAOORE HAANTH MEIN BA,KAAHE KE HUM TA BIDESH MEIN AAPAN SAMAAN KE KHOOB DAAN KARKE KHOOB NAAM KAMAINI HA.
RAAOOR BHATIJA,
RINKU ADARSH

INVITATIONS FOR OPENING THE DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS AND CASINOS

DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE YOU TO OPEN DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS,PUBS ETC. IN PATNA WITH THE COLLABORATION WITH MY COMPANY,SO THAT WE HAVE A NIGHT LIFE.THE PEOPLE HAVE MONEY BUT NO RESOURCES TO INVEST IN FOR THEIR ENTERTAINMENT.THE COMPANIES WHOM I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HAVE ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ON MY BLOG.WE COULD ALSO EXCHANGE BANNERS THROUGH OUR WEBSITES.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A PROPOSAL TO H.E. BARACK OBAMA

DEAR SIR,
HELLO SIR.I GOT YOUR MASSAGE THROUGH HON'BLE BILL CLINTON.I WOULD PROPOSE YOU FOR THE DIRECT FOREIGN INVESTMENT IN PATNA OF $200 BILLIONS IN 2 YEARS.THIS WOULD HELP PATNA IN IT'S DEVELOPMENT AND WESTERNISATION.THE CITY LACKS GOOD INFRASTRUCTURE ,INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT,INTERNATIONAL LEVEL OF DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT RESOURCES.WE ALSO DON'T HAVE A NIGHT LIFE HERE.PLEASE HELP US TO MAKE PATNA LIKE THAT OF KIEV.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR BLESSINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY ENDEAVOUR,FOR SELLING MY 2 NEWLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS,GLOBALLY IN THE LARGEST QUANTITY,SO THAT I ENTER THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AGAIN.I WANT TO FULFILL ALL THOSE DREAMS WHICH EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON THOUGHT TO DO.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

KIEV VERSACE MUMBAI

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.MUMBAI IS 200 YEARS BACK THAN THAT OF KIEV.HOW?
1.MUMBAI DAANDIYAAS-THE CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.WHY?BECAUSE THE NOISE DISTURBS THE NEIGHBOURS SLEEP.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WAS IT NOT DISTURBING A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK.THE WHOLE MOOD OF THE AUDIENCES ARE DEVASTATED DUE TO THIS REASON.IT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TILL 3AM IN THE MORNING.WHILE IN KIEV THE DISCOTHEQUES REMAINS OPENED TILL 5AM IN THE MORNING.
2.THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DISCOTHEQUE IN MUMBAI OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,WHILE IN KIEV THERE ARE MANY
3.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY CONGESTED DUE TO SHORTAGE OF SPACE AND TRAFFIC CONGESTION,WHILE IN KIEV THERE IS PLENTY OF SPACE TO MOVE.THERE IS NO TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
4.THE KIEV 'S SHOPS REMAIN OPEN TILL 24 HOURS WHILE MUMBAI SLEEPS AT 11PM.
5.THE GIRLS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE GIRLS OF KIEV ARE EXTREMELY BROADMINDED.
6.THE PARENTS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE PARENTS OF KIEV ARE BROADMINDED.
7.THE PROPERTY RATES ARE VERY HIGH COMPARED TO KIEV.
8.MUMBAI HAS NO CASINOS OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD WHILE THE KIEV HAS PLENTY OF THEM.
9.THE GOVERNMENT OF UKRAINE NEVER INTERFERES IN THE PRIVATE LIFE OF IT'S CITIZENS,WHILE THE MAHARASHTRA GOVERNMENT ALWAYS INTERFERES THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THEIR CITIZENS.
10.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY POLLUTED,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO POLLUTION.
11.THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD,WHILE THE KIEV'S MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE VERY HIGH STANDARD.
12.IN THE RAINY SEASON ,MUMBAI IS FLOODED WITH WATER,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO SUCH PROBLEMS.THE WHOLE CITY SMELLS LIKE AN ORANGE,WHILE MUMBAI SMELLS LIKE URINE.
13.THE COST OF 3 BHK FLAT IN MUMBAI IN THE CENTRAL MUMBAI IS 5 CRORES,WHILE THE COST OF A 3BHK FLAT IN CENTRAL KIEV IS ONLY 50 LAKHS RUPEES.
14.IN MUMBAI THE BOYS WASTE THEIR ENERGIES,MONEY AND TIME TO TRAP THE UGLY GIRLS,WHILE IN KIEV THE GIRL OF MISS UNIVERSE STANDARD WOULD HERSELF TRAP YOU.
15.TO FIND THE HOLE OF MUMBAIKARS VAGINA YOU NEED TO HAVE A TORCH,WHILE IN KIEV,BY JUST HUGGING THE GIRL QUARTER OF THE PENIS AUTOMATICALLY ENTERS HER VAGINA WITH THE SKIRT AND PANTY,BECAUSE THE VAGINA ARE PROTRUDED OUTSIDE.
16.THERE IS NO NEED OF CONDOMS IN KIEV AS THE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HYGIENIC,WHILE IN MUMBAI,THE CONDOMS USE ARE VERY NECESSARY.
17.MUMBAI HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF PATIENTS,WHILE THE KIEV'S HOSPITAL HAVE NO PATIENTS,BECUSE NOBODY FALLS ILL THERE.
18. 1 KIEV'S BOY SINGLE PUNCH IS ENOUGH FOR THE 10 MUMBAIKARS BOYS.
SO,MUMBAI IS NOT WORTH LIVING.EVERY MUMBAIKARS SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO KIEV PERMANENTLY,BECAUSE IT'S THE HEAVEN ON THE EARTH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THE BIOGRAPHY OF USTAAD ALLAUDDIN KHAN

DEAR READERS,
ALLAUDDIN KHAN WAS SUCH A PERSONALITY,THAT FOR LRARNING THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,TOOK A LOT OF PAIN IN HIS LIFE,BUT HE USED TO DONATR HIS KNOWLRDGE TO ANY OF HIS DISCIPLES WHO WERE CAPABLE TO DIGEST IT.MANY DISCIPLRS CAME TO HIM FROM THE LONG DISTANT PLACES TO LEARN MUSIC FROM HIM.HE WASN'T ONLY A GOOD SAROD PLAYER,BUT A FINE VIOLINIST,SOORBAHAARIST AND A SITAARIST.NOT ONLY THIS HE PLAYED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS PROPERLY AND TAUGHT THEM TO HIS DISCIPLES.
HE WAS BORN IN THE YEAR 1870 IN TRIPURA ,IN THE SHIVPUR VILLAGE.HIS FATHER'S NAME WAS SADHU KHAN AND HIS GRAND FATHER'S NAME WAS MADAAR KHAN.WHEN SAADHU KHAN PLAYED SITAAR,HE CAREFULLY HEARD IT.THEREFORE HE WAS INSPIRED BY HIS FATHER FOR HIS MUSICAL EDUCATION.HE WAS ADMITTED TO A SCHOOL,WHERE HE DIDN'T LIKE STUDYING AND LEFT THE SCHOOL. AFTER THIS HE WENT TO KOLKATA.HE HAD NOTHING TO FEED HIS STOMACH BUT TO SEAT AND EAT WITH THE BEGGERS THERE,FREE OF COST.HE ATE ONLY ONCE IN ADAY.
FORTUNATELY,HE MET LATE GOPAL KRISHNA BHATTACHARYA,WHO STARTED TEACHING HIM THE CLAASICAL SINGING.DURING THE SAME TIME,SIMULTANEOUSLY HE STARTED LEARNING TABLA AND PAKHAWAJ.AFTER LEARNING FOR 7 YEARS MR. GOPAL CHANDRA DIED.AFTER FEW DAYS HE MET THE BROTHER OF SWAMI VIVEKANAND'S BROTHER MR. HABBOLAL DUTT.HE TAUGHT HIM VIOLIN,CLARINETAND FLUTE.HE MET LATE AHMAD ALI KHAN,WHO WAS A FAMOUS SAROD PLAYER.HE TOOK LOT OF PAIN TO LEARN FROM HIM.HE WORKED AS A SERVANT IN HIS HOUSE.AFTER THAT HE WENT TO RAMPUR.THERE HE HAD NO SOURCE TO SURVIVE.ANY HE SLEPT IN THE CORNER OF THE MASJID AND ATE WHATEVER HE GOT.SOMRTIMES HE HAD TO SLEEP HUNGARILY.AT THAT POINT OF TIME HE GOT SO FRUSTRATED THAT HE DECIDED TO SUICIDE.HE MET A SAINT WHO ENCOURAGED HIM.HE WANTED TO MEET THE EMPEROR ,BUT WASN'T GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY.ONCE,HE STOOD INFRONT OF THE PATH OF THE NAWAAB OF RAMPUR.THE NAWAAB STOPPED.HE WAS PRESENTED INFRONT OF THE NAWAAB.HE TOLD ALL HIS STORIES TO THE NAWAAB ,AND THE NAWAAB GOT IMPRESSED.HE HELPED HIM IN SOLVING HIS BASIC NEEDS LIKE FOODING AND LODGING AND TOLD MR. WAZIR KHAN TO TEACH HIM MUSIC . MR. WAZIR KHAN TAUGHT HIM RAWAAB,SAROD,SOOR SRINGAAR,DHROOPAD,DHAMAAR ETC.IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRY HE WAS INTRODUCED BY THE NAWAAB,WHERE HE PLAYED BELA IN THE ORCHESHTRA.SLOWLY,HE STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.HE WENT TO KOLKATA WHERE HE GAVE HIS CONCERT AND HIGHLY APPRECIATED.AFTER SOMETIMES HE GOT A JOB IN THE MAIHAR DYNASTY.DURING HIS JOB HE TRAVELLED TOCOUNTRIES LIKE ITALY,BELGIUM,FRANCE,AMERICAETC.HE TAUGHT HIS DAUGHTER MRS. ANNAPURNA TO PLAY SITAAR,SON ALI AKBAR KHAN TO PLAY SAROD AND PANDIT RAVI SHANKAR(BHARAT RATNA) TO PLAY SITAAR. AFTER SOME HEALTH PROBLEM HE DIED ON 6TH SEPTEMBER 1972.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THE BAD GLOBAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM

DEAR READERS,
THE GLOBAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS HAVE FAILED TO MANAGE THIS PLANET CAREFULLY.HOW?
1.ON THE ONE PART OF THE WORLD,THE FEMALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY SEXUALLY AND ON THE OTHER PART THE MALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY,LIKE IN THE SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRIES.WHY IS THIS BRUTALLITY GOING ON.EITHER THE EUROPEAN GIRLS SHOULD COME TO INDIA AND LIVE HERE OR THE INDIANS SHOULD GO TO EUROPE AND LIVE THERE.BUT,I KNOW THAT THE EUROPEAN FEMALES WOULD FIND DIFFICULT TO ADJUST IN INDIA.SO,WE SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO EUROPE.
RECENTLY ,H.E.,PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA ALREADY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY NEED THEIR POPULATION TO BE INCREASED.WHO COULD HELP HIM.IT'S WE INDIANS WHO WASTE OUR TIME RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES,WHO ARE THE BIGGEST HURDLE IN THE PROGRESS OF INDIAN MALES.
IN THE TIME DURATION YOU WASTE FOR A SINGLE GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH HER IN INDIA AND THE TIME,ENERGY ,MONEY YOU WASTE ON THEM,THE SIMILAR TIME ENERGY,MONEY,IN UKRAINE YOU WOULD GET 1,000 BEAUTY QUEENS ALREADY FUCKED BY YOU.SO,DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES.
EVEN THE MAID SERVANT OF UKRAINE IS PRETTIEST THAN THE INDIA'S MOST PRETTIEST WOMAN.GOT IT?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DOES THE SIZE OF THE PENIS MATTERS?

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.I RECEIVED MANY SPAMS FROM THE UNITED STATES THAT BUY THEIR CAPSULES AND INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE.DO YOU AGREE THAT THE SIZE OF THE PENIS HAS ANYTHING TO MATTER IN SATISFYING FEMALES?I DON'T.WHY?
WHEN I WAS THE STUDENT OF 1ST YEAR MBBS OF THE KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,I VERY WELL DISSECTRD THE FEMALES VAGINA AND MEASURED IT'S DEPTH WITH THE SCALE.IT WAS ONLY 8 INCHES DEEP.IT'S THE CLITORIS ON THE TOP OF THE VAGINA,THAT WHEN RUBBED BY THE PENIS,SATISFIES THEM.EVEN IF THE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS 2 INCHES,IT WOULD SATISFY THE FEMALES.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE PENIS WHICH IS 16 INCHES LONG AND ENTERS THE VAGINA?THE 8 INCHES WOULD GO INSIDE AND THE REMAINING 8 INCHES WOULD STAY OUTSIDE,BECAUSE THERE IS NO SPACE FOR THE ANOTHER 8 INCHES TO ENTER.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT ACTUALLY THE FEMALES WANT?THEY WANT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE GOING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH AN EMOTION WORKING TOGETHER.FEW TIPS TO SATISFY THEM-
1.NEVER HURRY DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND EJACULATE WITHOUT CARING FOR THEM.LET THEM FIRST EJACULATE AND THEN A MALE SHOULD EJACULATE.
2.DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ALWAYS ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING THE PARTICULAR STYLE OR SHE WOULD LIKE THE ANOTHER STYLE ,FOR EXAMPLE WHILE FUCKING HER DIAGONALLY ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING OR NOT.IF SHE SAYS NO,THEN TRY FUCKING STRAIGHT,IFNOT,THEN FROM THE BACK TO THE FRONT.MOREVER,ALWAYS SUCK HER BREAST'S NIPPLES WITH YOUR MOUTH DURING FUCKING AND USE YOUR OTHER HAND RUB THEIR OTHER BREAST WITH YOUR FINGERS,BECAUSE THIS GIVES THEM A GREAT PLEASURE.
3.ALWAYS CONTINUE KISSING HER MOUTH LIPS TO LIPS,BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT MOST.MEANS,THE PENIS,THE HANDS,THE LIP,THE MOUTH ALL SHOULD WORK IN CO-ORDINATION.THEN AFTER THE SEX ,DON'T NEGLECT HER,BUT HUG HER AND CONTINUE TALKING TO HER EMOTIONALLY.TRY THIS YOUR FEMALE PARTNER WOULD NEVER ABUSE OR DIVORCE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,KIEV,UKRAINE
THE PRETTIEST THE GIRL,THE SEXIEST IS SHE AND EASIEST TO MAKE THEM YOUR FRIENDS.THIS IS NOT APPLICABLE FOR THE INDIAN FEMALES,BUT FOR THE EUROPEAN FEMALES,BECAUSE INDIAN FEMALES ARE USELESS AS FAR AS SEX IS CONCERNED.
RINKU ADARSH

MESSAGE FOR THE RUSSIAN AND UKRAINIAN CITIZENS

ZDRASTUTE DRUZYA,
ETA DAABNO BILA ,KOGDA YA ZHIL B KIEVIYE.YA NIMNOCHKE ZABIL RUSSKAYA YAAZIKOB.YA OSHIN IZBESTINIE MUZIKANT B CELE MIR.YA CHAMPIONOV MIR B TABLA E MOI IMIYA UZHE NEPISHAL B GINIZ KANIGI,AANGLEI.
SICHAAS YA STRAYUUS PALAMAACH ,MICHAEL JACKSONOV MIRIE REKORD ZA SAMYA POKUPAAL MUZIKANTA ALBUMA B MIR.YA NAPISHAAL PESHNI Z RUSSKIE LUDIE,''SUNDAY PRIKRACNAYE,MONDAY PRIKRASNAYE,MAALCHIK PRIKRAASNAYE ,DEBWUSKA PRIKRAASNAYA.
YE BE XOCHEL ASTO WE MINYA PAMAGALI E POKUPALIS MOI MUZIKAALNAYA ALBAMOB.YA ZHIL KIEVIYE ZA TRI GODA E EZUCHAAL MEDICINA B UKRAINSKAYA GASUDARSTAWA MEDICINSKAYA UNIVERSITATA.
YA XACHU ASTO BE MENYA PAMAGALI CILNEA.ASPASIBAA BALSHOI.
WAAS DROOG,
RINKU ADARSH
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THANKS TO INDIA,CHINA,USA AND RUSSIA

DEAR READERS,
THIS MONTH,I AM GETTING GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE INDIAN CITIZENS,CHINESE CITIZENS,US CITIZENS AND RUSSIAN CITIZENS.BUT GETTING A VERY POOR RESPONSES FROM THE SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS.
DEAR SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS ,PLEASE SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND GIVE ME A GOOD RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MY FIRST 3 MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE IN KIEV

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.MY FIRST 2MONTHS IN KIEV WAS WASTED BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.MY FRIEND MR.X WHO STUDIED RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ME IN PATNA ,CAME TO KIEV 2 MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL IN KIEV.HE ASKED ME WHETHER I FUCKED ANY GIRLS IN THESE 2 MONTHS.I REPLIED NO,BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.SO,WE DECIDED TO GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND HIRE THE GIRLS.SO,WE ,MR.X,ME AND MY PAKISTAANI FRIEND IRFAAN WENT OUT FOR HIRING THE GIRLS INSIDE THE DISCOTHEQUE.THERE WAS PLRNTY OF COLOURFUL LIGHTS THERE.THEREFORE ,WE COULDN'T PROPERLY SAW THERE FACES.SO,WE GOT 2 GIRLS THERE.THEY TOOK US TO THEIR FLAT,THE 1ST GIRL WAS 6 FEET TALL AND THE 2ND GIRL WAS 5.10 INCHES TALL.THE WEIGHT OF THE 1ST GIRL WAS 125 KGS. AND MY FRIEND MR.X 'S WEIGHT WAS 100 KGS.
I PREFERRED THE 6 FEETED TALL GIRL,BUT UNFORTUNATELY,I GOT THE SHORTER GIRL.MR. IRFAAN WAS EXCLUDED,BECAUSE HE SHOWED NO INTEREST.
WHEN WE SAW THEIR FACES IN THE TUBELIGHT,THEN WE FOUND THEM TO BE A WOMEN OF 50 YEARS OF AGE.ANYWAY WE BOTH STARTED FUCKING THEM IN THE 2 DIFFERENT ROOMS.SUDDENLY,MY FRIEND STARTED SCREAMING,RINKU HELP,RINKU HELP.I IMMEDIATELY RUSHED INSIDE HIS ROOM AND SAW THAT THE BED BROKE DOWN AND MY FRIEND WENT INSIDE THE BROKEN BED AND THE WOMAN ON THE TOP OF HIM WAS BRUTALLY FUCKING HIM,SHE EVEN DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIM.THANKS GOD SHE DIDN'T BROKE HIS SPINAL CHORD .I PULLED HIM OUT FROM THE DITCH OF THE BROKEN BED AND SCOLDED THAT WOMAN.THEN THEY SLEPT ON THE FLOOR.I WENT TO MY ROOM.THE WHOLE NIGHT THE WOMAN SQUEEZED ME AND THEN OFFERED ME TO BECOME HER FRIEND.SHE WANTED TO COME NEXT TIME WITHOUT CHARGING MONEY.BUT,WE ANYHOW GOT RID OF THEM THE NEXT MORNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

SORRY,EUROPEAN GIRLS.

MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE EUROPEAN FIRLS-1,000 LITRES OF SWEAT

DEAR READERS,
I HAVE CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF THE EUROPEAN GIRLS,LOVED THEM INTENSIVELY,HELPED THEM ALL THE TIME WHEN THEY FACED PROBLEMS AND FINALLY SATISFIED MORE THAN A THOUSAND OF THEM BY WORKING HARD FOR THEIR SEXUAL SATISFACTION.I LOST ABOUT 1,000 LITRES OF SWEAT FROM MY BODY DURING MY 3 YEARS STAY IN KIEV,BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY GIRL SQUEEZED ME.I PROMISE ANOTHER 10,000 LITRES OF MY SWEAT FOR THEM ONLY,RESERVED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

SORRY,ONE PART OF THE SUB-CONTINENT

MY FRIEND MR.X WAS SQUEEZED

DEAR READERS,
MY FRIEND MR. X,WHO WAS ALSO STUDYING MEDICINE IN KIEV,HAD A GIRL FRIEND.HE EVERY DAY WENT TO HER HOUSE TO HAVE A SEX WITH HER,INFRONT OF HER MOTHER WHO WAS ALSO PRETTY ,BUT HER HUSBAND DIVORCED HER.SO,SHE WAS JEALOUS OF HER DAUGHTER AND ONCE MY FRIEND WENT TO HER HOUSE,HIS GIRL FRIEND WAS NOT THERE.HER MOTHER TOLD THAT PLEASE RELAX ON THE BED,HER DAUGHTER WOULD SOON RETURN.HE SLEPT.
THEN HER MOTHER MADE HIM NAKED AND STARTED SUCKING HIS PENIS LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.AND RIGHT FROM HIS TO TO HIS LIPS SHE LIPPED HIM ,OPENED HER CLOTHES AND STARTED FUCKING MY FRIEND.SHE FUCKED HIM BRUTALLY.WHEN THE EJACULATION TIME CAME ,SHE TOOK HHIS PENIS INSIDE HER MOUTH AND DRAKED HIS ENTIRE SPERM.GOT IT!THE BOUNDARIES OF THE COUNTRIES CAN'T STOP THE FLOW OF ENERGY ACROOS THE WORLD(PRINCIPLE OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY).ON ONE PART OF THE SUB -COUNTRY THER IS A DEMAND FOR THE FEMALES,INDIAN FEMALES WHO ARE USELESS,BECAUSE THEIR VAGINAS ARE INTRUDED INSIDE,WHILE ON THE OTHER PART OF THE WORLD THE REAL BEAUTY QUEENS IN EUROPE ARE IN ACUTE SCARCITY OF MALES,WITH THEIR VAGINAS PROTRUDED OUTSIDE GIVING US AN INVITATION TO SATISFY THEM.SO,LETS HELP THEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH