THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH CONTINUES.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE CONVERSATION BEGINS.'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI RINKU,MY SWEET HEART,MY HEART BEAT,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY TREE?
R--YOUR FAMILY IS SUFFERING FROM THE INTERNAL DISPUTE.INTO 3 DIVISIONS.PATH NO.1 FAVOURS INDIA,PATH NO.2 IS NEUTRAL AND PATH NO.3 IS AGAINST INDIA.
PD--BRAVO.
PD--NOW TELL ME WHY GENE1 WILL LOVE YOU?
R--WHAT A GIRL NEEDS?AN HONEST PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EDUCATED PERSON,AN EXTREMELY FAMOUS PERSON,AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EXTRATERRESTERIAL PERSON,WORLD'S NO.1 CELEBRITY,ETC.,ETC.ALL THESE QUALITIES I HAVE,THAT'S WHY SHE HAS GONE MAD ON ME.VERY SIMPLE.
PD--TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOVE AFFAIR WITH LENAA?
R--LENAA ALWAYS COMPARED HER WHITE SKIN WITH MY BROWN SKIN.WE LIVED TOGETHER IN A FLAT.SHE STUDIED MBA AND I STUDIED MEDICINE.SHE ASKED FOR HELP IN AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND I ASKED HER FOR HELP IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.WE BOTH STUDIED TILL 2A.M.IN THE MIDNIGHT.I ASKED HER TO SLEEP TOGETHER INSIDE MY BLANKET,BUT SHE DENIED.I SLEPT,AFTER 30 MINUTES SHE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED MY BLANKET AND STARTED KISSING AND LOVING ME LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.
PD--THEN?
R--SHE BECAME PREGNANT,GOT ABORTED WITH HER OWN MONEY AND THEN TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS COMING FROM A CLINIC.SHE FEARED THAT THE OFFSPRINGS WOULD BE BROWN ,BUT MOST OF MY FRIENDS WHO MARRIED THE RUSSIAN GIRL PRODUCED WHITE OFFSPRINGS.
PD--THEN?
R--ONCE I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS,SHE STARTED JUMPING AND CRYING FOR 2 HOURS.MY ENTIRE INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.HERE I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT WIPING AN ANUS WITH THE TISSUE PAPER IS A WRONG PROCESS,IT SHOULD BE WASHED WITH WATER.THE HIDDEN EXCRETORY PRODUCT INSIDE THE ANUS MIGHT BE PLAYING A DANGEROUS ROLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
PD--THEN?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY FACTS,HOW MUCH SHOULD I REVEAL.
PD--COULD YOU ALONE WITHOUT ANY BODY'S ASSISTANCE MANAGE AND PROSPER THE ENTIRE WORLD?
R--VERY EASILY.
PD---GIVE ME A KISS AGAIN.
R--TAKE AS MUCH YOU WISH.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--NOW,ITS TIME TO GO.GOOD-BYE ENGLAND'S RED ROSE AND MY BEST FRIEND.
PD--GOOD BYE,EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.