'BIHAARI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ARABI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ROOSI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ITALIAN UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'AMERIKI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ANGAREZI UNDERWORLD'.

MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.13 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN VIBHINN UNDERWORLDS KI CHARCHAA KAROONGA.AAJ MAIN INDRA KE DARBAAR MEIN HOON.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAH RAHE HAIN KI GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAO AUR BOLO KI SATYA BOLOONGAA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.MAIN GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAATA HOON KI MAIN SATYA BOLOONA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.LEKIN PEHLE MUKHE KOOCH MITRON KE SAHYOG KI AAWASHYAKTA HAYE.PEHLE OONSE SAHYOG LE LOON.AJAY BHAIYAA,AASHIRVAAD DIJIYE,KYOON KI AAPNEHI MUJHE ROOS KI DHARTI PE OOTAARA THAA.VINID,SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ANAND SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ASHRAF PERVEZ,TUM AAJ 10 DESHON KA SANCHAALAN KAR RAHE HO SAHYOG DENAA YAAR.NEERA JI AAP BHI SWARGA LOK SE SAHYOG DIJIYE.VINEED KAHTA HAYE KI WO SIWAAN KE SHAHABUDDIN SAHEB SE BHI JYAADA KHATARNAAK HAYE.GAURAV TUM JAHAAN KAHIN BHI HO SAHYOG DENAA.
SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI JOR SE SHANKH BAJAIYE.AAPKA ARJUN DHANUSH OOTHAA LIYAA HAYE.POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
1.KYAA HOOA JAB MERE MAAMA SHRI NE MUJHE INDIRA GANDHI ANTARRASHTRIYE HAWAI ADDA,NEW DELHI PE AKELE CHOD DIYAA THAA RAM BHAROSE ROOS YAATRA KE PEHLE?ANAND AUR VINEED NE MUJHE KAHAA KI AUKAAD MEIN AAJAO,NAHIN TO MAAR KHAOGE.MAIN DAR GAYAA.
2.ROOS KE SHERMETOVA HAWAI ADDE PE PAHOONCH GAYAA.SABSE PEHLE MUJHE KREMLIN YAANI KI RED SQUARE LE JAAYA GAYAA,JAHAAN KI KARL MARX AUR LENIN DONO DAFNAAYE HOOE HAYEN.PHIR MOSCOW KE DELHI RESTAURANT MEIN KHAANA KHILAAYA GAYAA.PHIR KIEV PAHOONCHAA DIYAA GAYAA.KIEV MEIN RAAT HO CHOOKA THAA.MAIN MAYOOS THAA,BHARAT KI YAAD AA RAHI THI.
3.SOOBAH JAB SADAK PE APNE HOSTEL SE NIKLAA TO CHAKIT RAH GAYAA,KIEV KI KHOOBSOORATI DEKHKAR.MAIN AUR 3 DOST OOS SHAHAR KO NIHAAR RAHE THEY.ACHAANAK 3 KHOOBSOORAT PARIYAAN HAMAARE TARAF AANE LAGIN.HUM DAR GAYE.WO HUMSE LIGHTER MAANGANE LAGIN APNE CIGARETTE KO SOOLGAANE KE LIYE.HUM KHOOSHI SE OONKE CIGARETTE KO JALAA DIYEN.WO DHANYAWAAD KAHKAR CHALI GAIN.
4.HOSTEL KE EKHIN BLOCK MEIN MUJHE,VINID,ANAND,ASHRAF PERVEZ,HARJEET KO RAKHAA GAYAA.HUMLOG ASTALICHNAYA VODKA MANGWAYE,PIYE AUR OOSI DAORAAN MAARPIT KAR BAETHE.MAINE ASHRAF PERVEZ KO EK SIDE KICK MAARA AUR WO OOD GAYAA.YAANI WO OOSI DIN PARASTA HO GAYA.HARJEET AUR EK AUR MUMBAI KA LADKA,DONO DAR GAYE.YAANI PEHLE HI DIN 3 LOGON PE JEET.AB BACH GAYE ANAND AUR VINEED.WO DONO MILKAR MUJHPE HAAWI HO GAYEN KYOON KI OONHE AJAY BHAIYAA KA SAHYOG PRAAPTA THAA.AJAY BHAIYA,YAANI KI BIHARI DON,10 LOGON KE GROUP MEIN GHOOMTE THEY.
5.SHURU HO GAYAA ISHKA KA DAOR.PEHLE HI DIN VINEED NE MUJHE ROOSI HASEENAON KE SAAMNE GAANE KA MAOKAA DIYAA AUR MAIN STOOL PE TAAL DEKARKE GAANA GAAYA AUR SAARI HASINAAYEN CHAARON KHAANE CHIT HO GAIN.MAIN BAHAOT HALKE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI KE BAAD WAHAAN GAYAA THAA.SABKE HAANTHON HASEENAYEN FANS GAIN.SIRFA MUJHE CHODKAR.
6.MUJHE SHARAABI GHOSHIT KARKE HASEENAO KE BEECH BADNAAM KAR DIYAA GAYAA,TAAKI KOI HASEENA MUJHSE NA FANS SAKE,LEKIN OKSANA PEHLI LADKI THI JISE MAIN PATAANA CHAHTAA THAA,PAR TAANYAA JISE MAIN BAHAN MAANTA THAA WO SHAYAAD MUJHSE PYAAR KARTI THI AUR OKSANA KO MERE RAASTE SE HATAA DIYAA.TAANYA THODI BAHAOT ANGAREZI JAANTI THI AUR MERE AUR OKSANA KE BEECH KI TRANSLATOR THI.OKSANA KO ARABI LADKE NE PATAA LIYAA.
7.2 MAHINE KE BAAD GAURAV PAHOONCHAA PATNA SE.POOCHAA KI KOI PATI KI NAHIN?MAIN BOLA NAHIN.OOSNE KAHAA KYAA KHAAK KAR RAHE THEY YAHAAN DO MAHINO SE.CHALO AAJ OODGHATAN KAR DIYAA JAAYE.MAIN,GAURAV AUR EK PAAKISTAANI LADKAA TEENO IKATTHE HASEENAYEN TALAASHNE MEIN LAG GAYE.BAHAOT KHOJA PAR KOI MIL HI NAHIN RAHAA THAA.PAAKISTAANI MITRA KA BAAL OOJLAA THAA AUR BILKOOL ANGAREZ DEEKH RAHAA THAA.ROOSI RANDDI NE KAHAA KI YE BHOORA BAAL WAALA PAKISTAANI CHALEGAA PARANTOO MAIN EEN DO KAALE BAAL WAALE LADKON KO BARBAAD NAHIN KAROONGI.INTOURIST HOTEL KE DISCOTHEQUE MEIN HAMEN 2 RANDDIYAAN MIL GAIN.HUMLOGON NE DANCE KIYAA AUR SAODAA TAYE HO GAYA.DONO KE SAATH MAIN AUR GAURAV NE POORI RAAT SAMVOG KIYAA.PAKISTAANI MITRA PAISA KHARCHA NAHIN KIYE ISLIYE CHOOT GAYE.OODGHAATAN HO GAYAA.
8.3 MAHINO KE BAAD BHASHA KAAM CHALAOO SIKHNE KE BAAD MAINE APNE KAMRE KO BADAL DIYAA.MUJHE NAYAA MITRA MILAA,JO KI MAHAAN ROOSI DOCTOR VAEGYAANIK THAA.WO SOOBAH JALDI OOTH JAATA THAA SOOBAH MEIN,LEKIN MAINE DER TAK SOKAR OOSE AALSI BANAA DIYAA.OOSNE MUJHE 3 ROOSI FRCS DOCTOR HASEENAON SE MILWAAYA.MAINE DR.TORSOON KO KAH DIYAA KI MAIN OONKE SAATH SAMVOG KARNAA CHAHTAA HOON.WO MUJHSE FANS GAIN,AUR ROZ CHOODAI SHURU HO GAI,SOOBAH SE RAAT TAK.WO MUJHE KHAANE KHILAATIN,SHARAAB PILAATIN,AUR SAMVOG KARWAATIN.SHAADI KARNE KO KAHAA.MAINE NAA KAR DIYAA.
9.PRATHAM VARSH FRCS,MCH DOCTORON KI CHOODAI SE KAAM CHAL GAYAA.
10.DOOSRE VARSH,LENA JI MEEL GAIN.LENAA JI KE PEETA JI NOBEL POORASKAAR VIJETAA AUR MAATA JI MASHHOOR NRITYAA NIRDESHIKAA THEEN.DONO NE HAMAARE MOHABBAT BHARPOOR VIRODH KIYAA.MERA PAISA NEERA JI PACHAA GAI THEEN ISLIYE MAIN BEENA IDENTITY PROOF KE WAHAAN KE POLICE SE CHIP-CHIP KE OONSE MILTAA RAHAA.MERA PASSPORT BHI CHEEN LIYAA GAYAA THAA.
11.LENAA KI MUMMY NE MOOJHE ROOSI UNDERWORLD KE HAWAALE KAR DIYAA AUR PEETA JI NE BHI.MAIN SHARAAB PEEKAR BAHAOT GEERA ROOS MEIN,LEKIN EH KHAROCH BHI NAHIN AAYA.MAIN AJAY BHAIYAA SE TAN GAYAA AUR APNA ALAG GANG BANAA LIYAA.OOSI LADAI KE PARINAAM SWAROOP NEERA JI KO JAANSE MAARDIYAA GAYAA.MAINE AJAY BHAIYAA KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA.
12.OOSI VARSH AJAY BHAIYA KE SANCHAALAN MEIN HINDU BANAAM MUSLIM KE YOODH KA SANCHAALAN HOOA,AUR MUJHE MOHRA BANAKARKE,PAKISTAANI AUR ARABI LOGON KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA GAYAA.BHAYANAAK LADAI HOOI,ARABI PAKISTAANIYON KI SANKHYAA HUM BIHARIYON SE JYAADA THEE.PAR HUMLOGON NE OONHE CHEETI KE TARAH KOOCHAL DIYAA.
13.KYAA,ROOSI PRASHASHAN KO YAH SAB NAHIN MAALOOM THAA?KYAA ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY BEWAKOOF HAYE?MAIN TO ISE CIA AUR FBI SE BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK MAANTA HOON.
14.KAON HAMAARE AUR LENAA KI MADAD KAR RAHAA THAA?ROOSI AGENCIYAAN.KYOON 5 KAROD DOLLAR KE GENERAL STORE KO TODNE PAR BHI MUJHE SAZAA NAHIN DIYAA GAYAA?
15.YAANI KI NO.1--ROOSI UNDERWORLD,NO.2--BIHAARI UNDERWORLD,NO.3--ANGAREZI UNDERWORLD,NO.4AMERIKI CIA,FBI,NO.5--ARABI UNDERWORLD,NO.6--ITALIAN UNDERWORLD.
16.AAJ TO HAAMARE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI PRAKAASHTHA PE HAYE,NAAM,SHAOHARAT,DOONIYAA MEIN NO.1 POSITION PE HAYE.AAJ MAIN KITNA SHAKTISHAALI HOONGAA,ANDAAZ LAGAA LIJIYE.
17.AAJ MAIN DUNIYAA KE JIS DESH MEIN JAAONGAA ,MERAA RED CARPET SE WAHAAN KE RASHTRAPATI SWAAGAT KARENGE.
18.AAJ MAIN,YAANI KI EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE AGAR PATNA SE HI CHAHE TO FBI,CIA,ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY,DOONIYAA KE KISI BHI AGENCY KO AISA MAAR SAKTAA HAYE KI PATAA BHI NAHIN CHALEGAA KI KAON,KISKO,KAB,KAHAAN MAAR GIRAAYAA.SOORAAG BHI NAHIN MILEGAA.
19.AAJ MERE PEECHE DUNIYAA KI KAI AGENCIA LAGI HOOI HAYEN.LEKIN WO SAFAL KYOON NAHIN HO PAA RAHE HAIN?KYOON KI MUJHSE EES SANSAAR KO MAHAASHANKHON AMERIKI DOLLAR PRAAPTA HONE KI UMMID BANDH GAI HAYE.
20.AMITABH BACHCHAN UNCLE NE THEEK KAHAA THAA,KISI FILM MEIN KI 'EK MOORGI THI JO ROZ EK SONE KA ANDDA DETI THI.OOSKE MAALIK NE SOCHA KI KYOON NAHIN ESKAA PET FAADKE SAARE ANDDO KO EK HI DIN MEIN PRAAPTA KAR LIYAA JAAYE.WO PET FAAD DIYE AUR MOORGI MAR GAI.WO EK SONE KA ANDDA BHI JO ROZ MILTA THAA MILNAA BAND HO GAYA.SAMAJH GAYE NAA DAABAR SAHEB'.DAABAR SAHEB KAHTE HAIN KI'MAIN TO MAZAAK KAR RAHAA THAA'.AMIT UNCLE NE KAHAA KI MAIN BHI JAANTAA HOON DAABAR SAHEB KI AAP MAZAAK KAR RAHE THEY.'WO KYAA HAYE KI AAPOON KA AAJ MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE',SAMJHA KYAA,AAPOON KA MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE.