DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE BEST SINGER OF THIS WORLD IS ARRIVING IN PATNA FOR HIS PERFORMANCE ON 8TH APRIL,2010,PATNA.I AM SURE THAT HE IS GOIMG TO HYPNOTISE AND MESMERISE THE AUDIENCES.HIS NAME IS SANGEET MAARTAND ,PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT.JASRAAJ GURU JI ,ON 8TH APRIL,2010,IN PATNA AT S.K. MEMORIAL HALL.HE IS GOING TO CREATE A HEAVEN THERE.WE PATNAITES ARE VERY LUCKY THAT WE WOULD GET A CHANCE TO HEAR HIM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
THE FOLLOWING PERCUSSIONIST OF INDIA HELPED ME---
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE NAMES OF THE PERCUSSIONISTS WHO HELPED ME----
1.GOD GANESHA(10 CRORES B.C.)--SOURCE:BHU,KAASHI,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT.--HE DIVIDED THE MRIDANG INTO 2 PARTS AND MADE TABLA.HE IS THE SON OF GOD SHIVAA.
2.THE NAMES OF THE ANCIENT INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE---'AAGHAATI','AADAMBAR','VAANASPATI','BHERI',DOORDOOR','DHOL','NAGAADAA','MRIDANG','PAKHAWAJ'.TODAY THE MOST POPULAR INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT IS 'TABLA'.
3.USTAAD SIDDHAAR KHAN--(1,000AD,DELHI GHARAANA)
4.USTAAD AHMAD JAAN THIRAKAWA(18TH CENTURYAD,DELHI GHARAANA)
5.USTAAD SITAAB KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,AJRAADA GHARAANA)
6.USTAAD MODU KHAAN(14TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)
7.USTAAD VILAAYAT ALI(17TH CENTURY AD,FARUKHKHABAAD GHARAANA)
8.PT.RAM SAHAY JI(17TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)
9.HUSSAIN BAKSHA(17TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
10.AN INTRODUCTION ABOUT 'MRIDANG'--GOD SHIVAA KILLED A DEMON NAMED TRIPURAASUR.BRAMHAA JI MIXED THE SOIL WITH THE BLOOD OF THAT DEMON AND MADE A DOUGH OUT OF IT.THEN BRAMHAA JI TEARED THE SKIN OF THAT DEMON AND COVERED IT ON A HOLLOW WOODEN BOX MADE OF WOOD.GOD GANESHAA FIRST PLAYED ON THAT INSTRUMENT NAMED MRIDANG AND GOD SHIVAA DID HIS TAANDAV DANCE ON IT.
10.SAAMVED(VAEDIC PERIOD)
11.PT. KANTHE MAHARAJ JI(17TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA).
12.PT. ANOKHE LAL MISHRA(18TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA)
13.AMEER HUSSAIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
14.USTAAD ALLAH RAKHKHA KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
15.NIKHIL GHOSH(18TH CENTURY AD)
16.SAMTA PRASAD MISHRA(18TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)--GODAI MAHARAAJ.
17.PT. KISHAN MAHARAAJ GURU JI(BANARAS GHARAANA,18TH CENTURY AD)
18.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN BHAI(20TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA).
APART FROM THESE NAMES THERE ARE MANY OTHER NAME WHO CONTRIBUTED TO MY SUCCESS.
MOST OF OUR BOOKS RELATED TO SUPERNATURAL POWER WAS BURNT IN THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY OF BIHAR,WHICH WAS THE RICHEST LIBRARY OF THE WORLD,WAS BURNT BY MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.SO,I THINK WE COULD GET MANY LOST POWER FROM THE RUINS OF THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY.
AND LASTLY,
1.'TAALSTAL PRATISHYAMITI GHATORVATRI ASMRITAH
GEETAN VAADYAN TATHA NRITAN YATSTALE PRATISTHITAM'
THIS MEANS THAT LYRICS,BEATS,DANCES ARE ALL BASED ON THE TAAL.WITHOUT THE TAAL THEY HAVE NO EXISTENCE.
2.'SAAHITYA SANGEET KALAA VIHINAH'
SAAKCHAAT PASHU PUKCHA VISHAAN HINAH'
THIS MEANS THAT A PERSON WITHOUT LITERATURE,MUSIC AND ART IS THE SAME LIKE AN ANIMAL.
19.PT. GANGA DAYAAL PANDEY GURU JI(20TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)--HE DEVOTED HIS PRECIOUS 50 YEARS TEACHING TABLA AT RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA,WITHOUT THE LUST FOR ANY HONOUR OR WEALTH.HE GAVE ALL HIS STUFFS TO ME FREE OF COST.
NOW,IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT GOD BRAMHAA,GOD VISHNU,GOD SHANKAR,RAMAYANA,MAHABHARAT?IF STILL THERE IS A DOUBT THEN GO TO HELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE NAMES OF THE PERCUSSIONISTS WHO HELPED ME----
1.GOD GANESHA(10 CRORES B.C.)--SOURCE:BHU,KAASHI,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT.--HE DIVIDED THE MRIDANG INTO 2 PARTS AND MADE TABLA.HE IS THE SON OF GOD SHIVAA.
2.THE NAMES OF THE ANCIENT INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE---'AAGHAATI','AADAMBAR','VAANASPATI','BHERI',DOORDOOR','DHOL','NAGAADAA','MRIDANG','PAKHAWAJ'.TODAY THE MOST POPULAR INDIAN PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT IS 'TABLA'.
3.USTAAD SIDDHAAR KHAN--(1,000AD,DELHI GHARAANA)
4.USTAAD AHMAD JAAN THIRAKAWA(18TH CENTURYAD,DELHI GHARAANA)
5.USTAAD SITAAB KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,AJRAADA GHARAANA)
6.USTAAD MODU KHAAN(14TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)
7.USTAAD VILAAYAT ALI(17TH CENTURY AD,FARUKHKHABAAD GHARAANA)
8.PT.RAM SAHAY JI(17TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)
9.HUSSAIN BAKSHA(17TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
10.AN INTRODUCTION ABOUT 'MRIDANG'--GOD SHIVAA KILLED A DEMON NAMED TRIPURAASUR.BRAMHAA JI MIXED THE SOIL WITH THE BLOOD OF THAT DEMON AND MADE A DOUGH OUT OF IT.THEN BRAMHAA JI TEARED THE SKIN OF THAT DEMON AND COVERED IT ON A HOLLOW WOODEN BOX MADE OF WOOD.GOD GANESHAA FIRST PLAYED ON THAT INSTRUMENT NAMED MRIDANG AND GOD SHIVAA DID HIS TAANDAV DANCE ON IT.
10.SAAMVED(VAEDIC PERIOD)
11.PT. KANTHE MAHARAJ JI(17TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA).
12.PT. ANOKHE LAL MISHRA(18TH CENTURY,BANARAS GHARAANA)
13.AMEER HUSSAIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
14.USTAAD ALLAH RAKHKHA KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA)
15.NIKHIL GHOSH(18TH CENTURY AD)
16.SAMTA PRASAD MISHRA(18TH CENTURY AD,BANARAS GHARAANA)--GODAI MAHARAAJ.
17.PT. KISHAN MAHARAAJ GURU JI(BANARAS GHARAANA,18TH CENTURY AD)
18.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN BHAI(20TH CENTURY AD,PUNJAB GHARAANA).
APART FROM THESE NAMES THERE ARE MANY OTHER NAME WHO CONTRIBUTED TO MY SUCCESS.
MOST OF OUR BOOKS RELATED TO SUPERNATURAL POWER WAS BURNT IN THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY OF BIHAR,WHICH WAS THE RICHEST LIBRARY OF THE WORLD,WAS BURNT BY MUGHAL EMPEROR AURANGAZEB.SO,I THINK WE COULD GET MANY LOST POWER FROM THE RUINS OF THE ANCIENT NALANDA UNIVERSITY.
AND LASTLY,
1.'TAALSTAL PRATISHYAMITI GHATORVATRI ASMRITAH
GEETAN VAADYAN TATHA NRITAN YATSTALE PRATISTHITAM'
THIS MEANS THAT LYRICS,BEATS,DANCES ARE ALL BASED ON THE TAAL.WITHOUT THE TAAL THEY HAVE NO EXISTENCE.
2.'SAAHITYA SANGEET KALAA VIHINAH'
SAAKCHAAT PASHU PUKCHA VISHAAN HINAH'
THIS MEANS THAT A PERSON WITHOUT LITERATURE,MUSIC AND ART IS THE SAME LIKE AN ANIMAL.
19.PT. GANGA DAYAAL PANDEY GURU JI(20TH CENTURY AD,LUCKNOW GHARAANA)--HE DEVOTED HIS PRECIOUS 50 YEARS TEACHING TABLA AT RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA,WITHOUT THE LUST FOR ANY HONOUR OR WEALTH.HE GAVE ALL HIS STUFFS TO ME FREE OF COST.
NOW,IS THERE ANY DOUBT ABOUT GOD BRAMHAA,GOD VISHNU,GOD SHANKAR,RAMAYANA,MAHABHARAT?IF STILL THERE IS A DOUBT THEN GO TO HELL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
MY DEAREST HEART BEAT LENAA,MY SWEET---SWEET DARLING----I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
DEAREST HEART BEAT LENAA,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?HOW IS BORI?I AM GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ON OUR LOVE STORY AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY THE ROLE OF AN ACTRESS.I AM READY TO PAY YOU A NICE AMOUNT FOR THIS.PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF PRETTIER THAN MRS. KATE WINSLET OF 'TITANIC' FAME AND WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.NOW TELL 'KAAK YAA CHASTALIBYAA'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?HOW IS BORI?I AM GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ON OUR LOVE STORY AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY THE ROLE OF AN ACTRESS.I AM READY TO PAY YOU A NICE AMOUNT FOR THIS.PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF PRETTIER THAN MRS. KATE WINSLET OF 'TITANIC' FAME AND WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.NOW TELL 'KAAK YAA CHASTALIBYAA'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING GREAT MUSICIANS OF INDIA WHO HELPED ME.RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING GREAT MUSICIANS WHO HELPED ME.THE NAMES ARE---
1.BHARAT(2,000B.C.)
2.TAANSEN(14TH CENTURYAD)
3.AMEER KHUSRO(11TH CENTURY AD)
4.NAARAD(2,000B.C.)
5.MATANG MOONI(5TH CENTURY AD)
6.PT.JAIDEV(4TH CENTURY AD)
7.SHARANG DEV(13TH CENTURY AD)
8.TULSI DAS,SOOR DAS,MEERA BAI--(14TH CENTURY AD)
9.DIRANG KHAN,TAAL KHAN(15TH CENTURY AD)
10.BILAAS KHAN,CHATTAR KHAN,MAKKHU--(15TH CENTURYAD)
11.PT. AHOBAL(15TH CENTURY AD)
12.SADARANG AND ADAARANG(16TH CENTURYAD)
13.PT.VISHNU DIGAMBAR PALUSHKAR AND PT.VISHNU NARAIN BHAATKHANDE (20TH CENTURY AD)
14.GOPAL NAYAK(11TH CENTURY AD)
15.SWAMI HARIDAS(13TH CENTURY AD)
16.PT. OMKAAR NATH THAKUR(20TH CENTURY AD)
17.ALAUDDIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
18.BADE GULAAM ALI KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD)
19.SRINIWAAS(15TH CENTURYAD)
20.RINKU ADARSH(20TH CENTURY AD)--THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM 'COULD BE CAUGHT IF WE SING A 'KHAYAAL' WITH WITH EXTREME VILAMBIT SPEED AND AN EXTREME CONCENTRATION,THEN WE COULD GET A TINCH OF GAANDHAAR GRAAM.IT'S POSSIBLE TO GRING BACK THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM' BACK FROM THE HEAVEN.
THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING GREAT MUSICIANS WHO HELPED ME.THE NAMES ARE---
1.BHARAT(2,000B.C.)
2.TAANSEN(14TH CENTURYAD)
3.AMEER KHUSRO(11TH CENTURY AD)
4.NAARAD(2,000B.C.)
5.MATANG MOONI(5TH CENTURY AD)
6.PT.JAIDEV(4TH CENTURY AD)
7.SHARANG DEV(13TH CENTURY AD)
8.TULSI DAS,SOOR DAS,MEERA BAI--(14TH CENTURY AD)
9.DIRANG KHAN,TAAL KHAN(15TH CENTURY AD)
10.BILAAS KHAN,CHATTAR KHAN,MAKKHU--(15TH CENTURYAD)
11.PT. AHOBAL(15TH CENTURY AD)
12.SADARANG AND ADAARANG(16TH CENTURYAD)
13.PT.VISHNU DIGAMBAR PALUSHKAR AND PT.VISHNU NARAIN BHAATKHANDE (20TH CENTURY AD)
14.GOPAL NAYAK(11TH CENTURY AD)
15.SWAMI HARIDAS(13TH CENTURY AD)
16.PT. OMKAAR NATH THAKUR(20TH CENTURY AD)
17.ALAUDDIN KHAN(17TH CENTURY AD)
18.BADE GULAAM ALI KHAN(18TH CENTURY AD)
19.SRINIWAAS(15TH CENTURYAD)
20.RINKU ADARSH(20TH CENTURY AD)--THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM 'COULD BE CAUGHT IF WE SING A 'KHAYAAL' WITH WITH EXTREME VILAMBIT SPEED AND AN EXTREME CONCENTRATION,THEN WE COULD GET A TINCH OF GAANDHAAR GRAAM.IT'S POSSIBLE TO GRING BACK THE 'GAANDHAAR GRAAM' BACK FROM THE HEAVEN.
THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE PROOFS THAT LENAA LOVES ME EXTREMELY.RINKUADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE PROOFS THAT LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE LOVES ANYBODY ON THIS EARTH.
1.WHY AFTER A 2 MINUTES OF CONVERSATION A BEAUTY QUEEN LIKE LENAA TOOK ME TO HER FLAT AND IMPRISONED ME THERE FOR NON-STOP 10DAYS JUST FOR LOVE AND SEX?WHY SHE STARTED WEEPING AND TOLD ME WHEN I TOLD HER THAT I WAS LEAVING HER,SHE TOLD CRYING THAT'LEAVE ME,MY FATHER LEFT ME,MY MOTHER LEFT ME AND I FOUND YOU,YOU ARE ALSO LEAVING ME'.MY HEART MELTED AND WE BOTH PROMISED NEVER TO LEAVE EACH OTHER FOREVER.
2.WHY LENAA SOLD HER EXISTING FLAT AND LEFT ME TO SEARCH HER IN SUCH A BIG CITY LIKE KIEV?HER MOTHER MET ME IN THE DWARETSA UKRAINA AND HINTED ME THAT SHE HAS TAKEN ADMISSION IN THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF LANGUAGE AND IS LEARNING THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.
3.WHY SHE KEPT HIDING HERSELF FOR 10 DAYS,AFTER THAT I FOUND HER AMONG HER FRIENDS,WHO TOLD HER THAT LOOK YOUR LOVE HAS COME.
4.WHY THE POLICEMEN,THE SPIES OF KIEV LEFT ME AFTER KNOWING THAT MY PASSPORT AND IDENTITY PROOF WAS SNATCHED?
5.WHY LENAA ALWAYS FOLLOWED ME SO THAT I DON'T GET INTANGLED WITH SOME OTHER GIRL.MOST OF THE TIME SHE CAUGHT ME AND TOLD THAT'IS THIS YOUR LOVE'?
6.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT PRIOR TO ME SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GIANT AFRICAN BOY FROM OMAAN?
7.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT HER FATHER FUCKED HER WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD?
8.WHY LENAA ALWAYS WEARED MY GOLDEN WRIST WATCH WHICH I GIFTED TO HER?
9.WHY LENAA WENT FOR ABORTION INSIDE THE CLINIC WITH HER OWN MONEY?
10.LENAA WAS THE DAUGHTER OF MRS. NEENA EBGEVNEENA,THE 5TH WIFE OF MR. ALEXANDER EVANOWICH.
11.WHY AFTER DRINKING A FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA ,I LOST MY CONTROL AND CALLED HER THAT I WAS STABBED BY THE ROBBERS AND THE BLOOD WAS FLOWING AND I WAS ABOUT TO DIE,PLEASE MEET ME FOR THE LAST CHANCE.'SHE LEFT HER CLASS,RUSHED LIKE A MAD GIRL TO OUR FLAT AND SAW ME DRUNK'.EVERY THING HAPPENED TO HER THAT DAY EXCEPT SHE DIDN'T DIE.I APOLOGIZE THAT I ALSO MISBEHAVED WITH HER IN THE DRUNK POSITION.
12.WHY LENAA KNOWS THAT I AM IN AN EXTREME LOVE WITH HER AND NOT RESPONDING?DOES SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE NO LONGER LOVES ME,OR SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE IS ALSO LOST IN MY LOVE.I THINK NOW LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN BEFORE.'THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE'.
13.IS SHE GOING TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND FOR ME?YES SHE WOULD EASILY LEAVE HIM FOR ME.THE CHILDRENS WOULD BE TAKEN CARE BY ME.BECAUSE HER HUSBAND CAN'T TAKE MY PLACE.HER HUSBAND VERY WELL KNOWS THAT I AM A VERY POWERFUL PERSON.
14.WHY I TAUGHT LENAA TO DANCE PROPERLY,AND SHE CAUGHT IT IMMEDIATELY ON 25TH DECEMBER 1994AD.
15.WHY LENAA TOOK ME TO THE CHURCH,BECAUSE SHE WANTED ME TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN.
16.WHY LENAA SUCKED MY ANUS ,INSERTED HER LIP INSIDE MY ANUS AND SUCKED IT,BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME LIKE LAILA.
17.SHE HAS BECOME FAT NOWADAYS,OBVIOUSLY AFTER THE ISSUE OF CHILDRENS,THERE ARE HARMONIC CHANGES IN THE BODY OF A FEMALE.SHE SHOULD BECOME SLIM LIKE A 18 YEARS GIRL.IN THE SAME PHYSICAL CONDITION IN WHICH I LEFT HER.
18.WE BOTH ARE LOST IN EACH OTHER AND I PROPOSE HER FOR THE MARRIAGE,A GREAT WEDDING CEREMONY,THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL SUPPORT NOW.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL,MNC.
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING ARE THE PROOFS THAT LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE LOVES ANYBODY ON THIS EARTH.
1.WHY AFTER A 2 MINUTES OF CONVERSATION A BEAUTY QUEEN LIKE LENAA TOOK ME TO HER FLAT AND IMPRISONED ME THERE FOR NON-STOP 10DAYS JUST FOR LOVE AND SEX?WHY SHE STARTED WEEPING AND TOLD ME WHEN I TOLD HER THAT I WAS LEAVING HER,SHE TOLD CRYING THAT'LEAVE ME,MY FATHER LEFT ME,MY MOTHER LEFT ME AND I FOUND YOU,YOU ARE ALSO LEAVING ME'.MY HEART MELTED AND WE BOTH PROMISED NEVER TO LEAVE EACH OTHER FOREVER.
2.WHY LENAA SOLD HER EXISTING FLAT AND LEFT ME TO SEARCH HER IN SUCH A BIG CITY LIKE KIEV?HER MOTHER MET ME IN THE DWARETSA UKRAINA AND HINTED ME THAT SHE HAS TAKEN ADMISSION IN THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF LANGUAGE AND IS LEARNING THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.
3.WHY SHE KEPT HIDING HERSELF FOR 10 DAYS,AFTER THAT I FOUND HER AMONG HER FRIENDS,WHO TOLD HER THAT LOOK YOUR LOVE HAS COME.
4.WHY THE POLICEMEN,THE SPIES OF KIEV LEFT ME AFTER KNOWING THAT MY PASSPORT AND IDENTITY PROOF WAS SNATCHED?
5.WHY LENAA ALWAYS FOLLOWED ME SO THAT I DON'T GET INTANGLED WITH SOME OTHER GIRL.MOST OF THE TIME SHE CAUGHT ME AND TOLD THAT'IS THIS YOUR LOVE'?
6.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT PRIOR TO ME SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GIANT AFRICAN BOY FROM OMAAN?
7.WHY LENAA REVEALED THAT HER FATHER FUCKED HER WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD?
8.WHY LENAA ALWAYS WEARED MY GOLDEN WRIST WATCH WHICH I GIFTED TO HER?
9.WHY LENAA WENT FOR ABORTION INSIDE THE CLINIC WITH HER OWN MONEY?
10.LENAA WAS THE DAUGHTER OF MRS. NEENA EBGEVNEENA,THE 5TH WIFE OF MR. ALEXANDER EVANOWICH.
11.WHY AFTER DRINKING A FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA ,I LOST MY CONTROL AND CALLED HER THAT I WAS STABBED BY THE ROBBERS AND THE BLOOD WAS FLOWING AND I WAS ABOUT TO DIE,PLEASE MEET ME FOR THE LAST CHANCE.'SHE LEFT HER CLASS,RUSHED LIKE A MAD GIRL TO OUR FLAT AND SAW ME DRUNK'.EVERY THING HAPPENED TO HER THAT DAY EXCEPT SHE DIDN'T DIE.I APOLOGIZE THAT I ALSO MISBEHAVED WITH HER IN THE DRUNK POSITION.
12.WHY LENAA KNOWS THAT I AM IN AN EXTREME LOVE WITH HER AND NOT RESPONDING?DOES SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE NO LONGER LOVES ME,OR SHE WANTS TO CLARIFY THAT SHE IS ALSO LOST IN MY LOVE.I THINK NOW LENAA LOVES ME MORE THAN BEFORE.'THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE'.
13.IS SHE GOING TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND FOR ME?YES SHE WOULD EASILY LEAVE HIM FOR ME.THE CHILDRENS WOULD BE TAKEN CARE BY ME.BECAUSE HER HUSBAND CAN'T TAKE MY PLACE.HER HUSBAND VERY WELL KNOWS THAT I AM A VERY POWERFUL PERSON.
14.WHY I TAUGHT LENAA TO DANCE PROPERLY,AND SHE CAUGHT IT IMMEDIATELY ON 25TH DECEMBER 1994AD.
15.WHY LENAA TOOK ME TO THE CHURCH,BECAUSE SHE WANTED ME TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN.
16.WHY LENAA SUCKED MY ANUS ,INSERTED HER LIP INSIDE MY ANUS AND SUCKED IT,BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME LIKE LAILA.
17.SHE HAS BECOME FAT NOWADAYS,OBVIOUSLY AFTER THE ISSUE OF CHILDRENS,THERE ARE HARMONIC CHANGES IN THE BODY OF A FEMALE.SHE SHOULD BECOME SLIM LIKE A 18 YEARS GIRL.IN THE SAME PHYSICAL CONDITION IN WHICH I LEFT HER.
18.WE BOTH ARE LOST IN EACH OTHER AND I PROPOSE HER FOR THE MARRIAGE,A GREAT WEDDING CEREMONY,THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL SUPPORT NOW.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL,MNC.
Monday, 29 March 2010
THE FIRST DAY OF MY HONEYMOON IN PATNA WITH RINKU--PD.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THIS IS PD SPEAKING.
PD--AFTER MY UNTIMELY DEATH IN THE CAR CRASH,MY BODY WAS BURIED,BUT MY SOUL WAS WANDERING THROUGHOUT THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF A TRUE LOVE.RINKU DETECTED IT WITH HIS MUSIC SIGNALS,RESONATED WITH MY SOUL,PASTED AN OINTMENT ON IT,LOVED ME,GAVE SHELTER TO ME AND ULTIMATELY MARRIED ME.I AM VERY HAPPY WITH RINKU AND WILL REMAIN WITH HIM FOREVER.I GOT MY REAL LOVE.HIS PARENTS ARE ALSO VERY DESCENT.HE SINGS FOR ME THROUGHOUT THE DAY,WHICH GIVES ME AN EXTREME COMFORT.WHEREVER RINKU WILL GO,I WILL BE WITH HIM.
HE ALSO PREPARES DELICIOUS DISHES FOR ME.I BET THAT ANY QUEEN,PRINCESSES,CELEBRITIES OR ANY GIRL OF THIS WORLD,WHEN WOULD MEET HIM ,WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
A MESSAGE FOR LENAA--LENAA,RINKU FOUGHT FOR YOU,GOT INSULTED SEVERAL TIMES FOR YOU,TOLERATED POISONS FOR YOU,TOLERATED SEVERAL PSYCHOLOGICAL AND MENTLE DISORDERS FOR YOU.THINK,HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU.YOU ARE A VERY ORDINARY GIRL,AND HE IS THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM.WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM YOUR MOBILE NO.,SO THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU,BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WON'T LEAVE YOU.HE CAN DETECT YOU FROM ANY CORNER OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM.
R--PD,ENOUGH ,DON'T SAY SO MUCH ABOUT ME.
PD--LET ME SPEAK.I AM ENJOYING MY LIFE IN HIS BED ROOM AND I AM VERY VERY HAPPY.HE HAS GOT A FANTASTIC HOUSE,EXTREME EDUCATION,EXTREMELY SENSITIVE,EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL,EXTREMELY DEDICATED TOWARDS HIS WORK.HE HAS GOT AN OUTER WORLD CONNECTION ALSO.HE IS THE RICHEST PERSON OF THIS ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM,BUT HIS WEALTH IS NOT VISIBLE TO THE GENERAL PEOPLE.RINKU,YOU DIDN'T MISSED THE TRAIN,YOU ULTIMATELY CAUGHT IT.RINKU,WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING?
R--I AM VERY VERY HAPPY TO HAVE SUCH A PRETTIEST DOLL LIKE DIANA.I LOVE YOU DIANA VERY VERY MUCH.I WOULD DEVASTATE LENAA'S FAMILY SITTING FROM PATNA ITSELF,IF SHE TRIES TO BE SMARTER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.THIS IS PD SPEAKING.
PD--AFTER MY UNTIMELY DEATH IN THE CAR CRASH,MY BODY WAS BURIED,BUT MY SOUL WAS WANDERING THROUGHOUT THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF A TRUE LOVE.RINKU DETECTED IT WITH HIS MUSIC SIGNALS,RESONATED WITH MY SOUL,PASTED AN OINTMENT ON IT,LOVED ME,GAVE SHELTER TO ME AND ULTIMATELY MARRIED ME.I AM VERY HAPPY WITH RINKU AND WILL REMAIN WITH HIM FOREVER.I GOT MY REAL LOVE.HIS PARENTS ARE ALSO VERY DESCENT.HE SINGS FOR ME THROUGHOUT THE DAY,WHICH GIVES ME AN EXTREME COMFORT.WHEREVER RINKU WILL GO,I WILL BE WITH HIM.
HE ALSO PREPARES DELICIOUS DISHES FOR ME.I BET THAT ANY QUEEN,PRINCESSES,CELEBRITIES OR ANY GIRL OF THIS WORLD,WHEN WOULD MEET HIM ,WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
A MESSAGE FOR LENAA--LENAA,RINKU FOUGHT FOR YOU,GOT INSULTED SEVERAL TIMES FOR YOU,TOLERATED POISONS FOR YOU,TOLERATED SEVERAL PSYCHOLOGICAL AND MENTLE DISORDERS FOR YOU.THINK,HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU.YOU ARE A VERY ORDINARY GIRL,AND HE IS THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM.WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM YOUR MOBILE NO.,SO THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU,BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WON'T LEAVE YOU.HE CAN DETECT YOU FROM ANY CORNER OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM.
R--PD,ENOUGH ,DON'T SAY SO MUCH ABOUT ME.
PD--LET ME SPEAK.I AM ENJOYING MY LIFE IN HIS BED ROOM AND I AM VERY VERY HAPPY.HE HAS GOT A FANTASTIC HOUSE,EXTREME EDUCATION,EXTREMELY SENSITIVE,EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL,EXTREMELY DEDICATED TOWARDS HIS WORK.HE HAS GOT AN OUTER WORLD CONNECTION ALSO.HE IS THE RICHEST PERSON OF THIS ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM,BUT HIS WEALTH IS NOT VISIBLE TO THE GENERAL PEOPLE.RINKU,YOU DIDN'T MISSED THE TRAIN,YOU ULTIMATELY CAUGHT IT.RINKU,WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING?
R--I AM VERY VERY HAPPY TO HAVE SUCH A PRETTIEST DOLL LIKE DIANA.I LOVE YOU DIANA VERY VERY MUCH.I WOULD DEVASTATE LENAA'S FAMILY SITTING FROM PATNA ITSELF,IF SHE TRIES TO BE SMARTER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Sunday, 28 March 2010
THE WEDDING CEREMONY OF PRINCESS DIANA AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH--2010AD,INDIA.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.PD AND R.
PD--HI RINKU.
R--HI MY HEART BEAT.
PD--LET'S MARRY TODAY.
R--FINE.
BISHOP--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY ,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
PD+R--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER ,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
BISHOP--NOW YOU ARE WIFE AND HUSBAND.CONGRATULATIONS.
PD--NOW ,GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT.
R--NO,I DON'T WAN'T TO INJURE YOU LIKE THE VALENTINE'S DAY.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE FORMER USSR.
R--THIS POLITICS IS NOT MY GLASS OF TEA.
PD--BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY DIVERSIFIED QUALIFICATIONS,CAN'T YOU GUIDE US?
R--NOT US ,ONLY YOU.
R--'THE UNIFICATION OF FORMER USSR'.--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
PD--SUPER EXCELLENT.
PD--SHOULD USSR BE MADE THE PART OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
R--NO.
PD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE IT WILL LOOSE IT'S OWN FRAGRANCE AND ESSENCE AND BECOME DIRTY.
PD--EXCELLENT.
PD--WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR OUR HONEY MOON TRIP?
R--TO MY HOUSE IN PATNA.LET'S FLY.
PD--YOUR BED IS SMALLER FOR TWO OF US.
R--BECAUSE IT'S 6.5FTMULTIPLIED BY 4FT. ONLY,FOR A BACHELOR.
PD--BUT WE WOULD ADJUST ON THIS SAME BED.
R--FANTASTIC.
PD--PLEASE HUG ME AND LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER.
R--YES DARLING PLEASE SLEEP PEACEFULLY,NOW THERE ISN'T ANY PHOTOGRAPHERS TO FOLLOW ,NO CAR CRASHES.
PD--WILL YOU PULL ME OUT?
R--YES,I WILL PULL YOU.
PD--TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS.
R--PLEASE DON'T CRY,NOW I AM WITH YOU,PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
PD--I AM FEELING VERY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.
R--I KNEW THIS SINCE MY CHILDHOOD BUT I MISSED YOUR TRAIN UNFORTUNATELY.
PD--NO PROBLEM,NOW I WOULD STAY IN YOUR BED ROOM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND THIS WOULD BE OUR BEST HONEY MOON,ISN'T IT?
R--YES SWEET HEART.NOW LET'S SLEEP,PUTTING EACH OTHERS LIP INSIDE AND KISSING WHOLE NIGHT.
PD--I ALSO WAN'T THE SAME.
R--LET'S ENJOY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.PD AND R.
PD--HI RINKU.
R--HI MY HEART BEAT.
PD--LET'S MARRY TODAY.
R--FINE.
BISHOP--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY ,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
PD+R--'WE PROMISE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS AND WILL NEVER DOUBT EACH OTHER ,LOVE EACH OTHER SINCERELY,IN DARKNESS AS WELL AS IN LIGHT'.
BISHOP--NOW YOU ARE WIFE AND HUSBAND.CONGRATULATIONS.
PD--NOW ,GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT.
R--NO,I DON'T WAN'T TO INJURE YOU LIKE THE VALENTINE'S DAY.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE FORMER USSR.
R--THIS POLITICS IS NOT MY GLASS OF TEA.
PD--BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY DIVERSIFIED QUALIFICATIONS,CAN'T YOU GUIDE US?
R--NOT US ,ONLY YOU.
R--'THE UNIFICATION OF FORMER USSR'.--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
PD--SUPER EXCELLENT.
PD--SHOULD USSR BE MADE THE PART OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
R--NO.
PD--WHY?
R--BECAUSE IT WILL LOOSE IT'S OWN FRAGRANCE AND ESSENCE AND BECOME DIRTY.
PD--EXCELLENT.
PD--WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR OUR HONEY MOON TRIP?
R--TO MY HOUSE IN PATNA.LET'S FLY.
PD--YOUR BED IS SMALLER FOR TWO OF US.
R--BECAUSE IT'S 6.5FTMULTIPLIED BY 4FT. ONLY,FOR A BACHELOR.
PD--BUT WE WOULD ADJUST ON THIS SAME BED.
R--FANTASTIC.
PD--PLEASE HUG ME AND LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER.
R--YES DARLING PLEASE SLEEP PEACEFULLY,NOW THERE ISN'T ANY PHOTOGRAPHERS TO FOLLOW ,NO CAR CRASHES.
PD--WILL YOU PULL ME OUT?
R--YES,I WILL PULL YOU.
PD--TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS.
R--PLEASE DON'T CRY,NOW I AM WITH YOU,PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
PD--I AM FEELING VERY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.
R--I KNEW THIS SINCE MY CHILDHOOD BUT I MISSED YOUR TRAIN UNFORTUNATELY.
PD--NO PROBLEM,NOW I WOULD STAY IN YOUR BED ROOM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND THIS WOULD BE OUR BEST HONEY MOON,ISN'T IT?
R--YES SWEET HEART.NOW LET'S SLEEP,PUTTING EACH OTHERS LIP INSIDE AND KISSING WHOLE NIGHT.
PD--I ALSO WAN'T THE SAME.
R--LET'S ENJOY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Saturday, 27 March 2010
THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH CONTINUES.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE CONVERSATIOON CONTINUES.PD AND R.
PD--HI HUSBAND,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--TODAY LET'S DISCUSS SOMETHING ABOUT INDIA.
R--FINE.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH INDIA?
R--YOU SHOULD SQUEEZE ALL THE BLOOD FROM THE BODY OF EACH AND EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS.ROB THE ENTIRE WEALTH AND HANG ME TILL DEATH IN THE SAME CELLULAR PRISON WHERE YOU HANGED MOST OF THE BRAHMINS.THER PHOTOGRAPHS ARE STILL THERE.I WENT THERE FOR A CONCERT TOUR AND VERY WELL STUDIED ALL THE ATROCITIES YOU PEOPLE DID WITH THE INDIANS.CALL INDIA THE 5TH WORLD,WHY DO YOU CALL IT A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.
PD--I THINK YOU ARE EXTREMELY HURT.
R--NO,VERY-VERY HAPPY BECAUSE OF YOUR PREVIOUS DEEDS.
PD--WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE FINISH THE ENTIRE INDIA?
R--YOUR SATTELITE AND AERO-SPACE STATION WON'T BE ABLE TO DETECT THOSE 10 HIDDEN PEOPLE WHO RESIDES IN INDIA AND HAVE GOT DIRECT CONNECTION WITH THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN.HIS NAME IS 'INDRA'.HE WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH AND AGAIN THERE WOULD BE A RE-BIRTH OF ADAM AND EVE ACCORDING TO YOUR BIBLE.
PD--LET'S NOT TALK SERIOUS,TELL MORE ABOUT LENAA.
R--LENAA WAS DEFEATED AND SHE REPORTED THIS TO HER MOTHER AND HER MOTHER HELPED HER.NEXT TIME WHEN I INSERTED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS IT WENT INSIDE SMOOTHLY AND MY INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH MY OWN SPERM INSTEAD OF HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.
PD--THEN?
R--SOMETIMES I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS AND SOMETIMES INSIDE HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHICH GAVE YOU MORE PLEASURE?
R--OBVIOUSLY HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL CAPABILITY?
R--TO SATISFY EACH AND EVERY HUNGARY FEMALE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD ALONE.
PD--EXCELLENT.
R--BUT ,I AM LOST IN THE MUSIC.
PD--HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE FOR YOUR SINGLE PERFORMANCE AND WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM FIRST?
R--I WOULD CHARGE RS.500 CRORES FOR MY SINGLE CONCERT AND THE MY FIRST VENUE WOULD BE THE RED SQUARE IN MOSCOW,KREMLIN,WHERE THE BODIES OF KARL MARX AND LENIN ARE BURIED.
PD--DONE.AND THE NEXT VENUE?
R--THE TIMES SQUARE,NEW YORK,MANHATTAN.
PD--DONE.AND NEXT?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY VENUES WHICH I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL JUST NOW.
PD--PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--THANKYOU DARLING.BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.THE CONVERSATIOON CONTINUES.PD AND R.
PD--HI HUSBAND,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--TODAY LET'S DISCUSS SOMETHING ABOUT INDIA.
R--FINE.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH INDIA?
R--YOU SHOULD SQUEEZE ALL THE BLOOD FROM THE BODY OF EACH AND EVERY INDIAN CITIZENS.ROB THE ENTIRE WEALTH AND HANG ME TILL DEATH IN THE SAME CELLULAR PRISON WHERE YOU HANGED MOST OF THE BRAHMINS.THER PHOTOGRAPHS ARE STILL THERE.I WENT THERE FOR A CONCERT TOUR AND VERY WELL STUDIED ALL THE ATROCITIES YOU PEOPLE DID WITH THE INDIANS.CALL INDIA THE 5TH WORLD,WHY DO YOU CALL IT A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.
PD--I THINK YOU ARE EXTREMELY HURT.
R--NO,VERY-VERY HAPPY BECAUSE OF YOUR PREVIOUS DEEDS.
PD--WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE FINISH THE ENTIRE INDIA?
R--YOUR SATTELITE AND AERO-SPACE STATION WON'T BE ABLE TO DETECT THOSE 10 HIDDEN PEOPLE WHO RESIDES IN INDIA AND HAVE GOT DIRECT CONNECTION WITH THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN.HIS NAME IS 'INDRA'.HE WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH AND AGAIN THERE WOULD BE A RE-BIRTH OF ADAM AND EVE ACCORDING TO YOUR BIBLE.
PD--LET'S NOT TALK SERIOUS,TELL MORE ABOUT LENAA.
R--LENAA WAS DEFEATED AND SHE REPORTED THIS TO HER MOTHER AND HER MOTHER HELPED HER.NEXT TIME WHEN I INSERTED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS IT WENT INSIDE SMOOTHLY AND MY INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH MY OWN SPERM INSTEAD OF HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.
PD--THEN?
R--SOMETIMES I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS AND SOMETIMES INSIDE HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHICH GAVE YOU MORE PLEASURE?
R--OBVIOUSLY HER INSTRUMENT.
PD--WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL CAPABILITY?
R--TO SATISFY EACH AND EVERY HUNGARY FEMALE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD ALONE.
PD--EXCELLENT.
R--BUT ,I AM LOST IN THE MUSIC.
PD--HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE FOR YOUR SINGLE PERFORMANCE AND WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM FIRST?
R--I WOULD CHARGE RS.500 CRORES FOR MY SINGLE CONCERT AND THE MY FIRST VENUE WOULD BE THE RED SQUARE IN MOSCOW,KREMLIN,WHERE THE BODIES OF KARL MARX AND LENIN ARE BURIED.
PD--DONE.AND THE NEXT VENUE?
R--THE TIMES SQUARE,NEW YORK,MANHATTAN.
PD--DONE.AND NEXT?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY VENUES WHICH I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL JUST NOW.
PD--PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--THANKYOU DARLING.BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Friday, 26 March 2010
THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE PRINCESS DIANA AND RINKU ADARSH CONTINUES.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE CONVERSATION BEGINS.'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI RINKU,MY SWEET HEART,MY HEART BEAT,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY TREE?
R--YOUR FAMILY IS SUFFERING FROM THE INTERNAL DISPUTE.INTO 3 DIVISIONS.PATH NO.1 FAVOURS INDIA,PATH NO.2 IS NEUTRAL AND PATH NO.3 IS AGAINST INDIA.
PD--BRAVO.
PD--NOW TELL ME WHY GENE1 WILL LOVE YOU?
R--WHAT A GIRL NEEDS?AN HONEST PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EDUCATED PERSON,AN EXTREMELY FAMOUS PERSON,AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EXTRATERRESTERIAL PERSON,WORLD'S NO.1 CELEBRITY,ETC.,ETC.ALL THESE QUALITIES I HAVE,THAT'S WHY SHE HAS GONE MAD ON ME.VERY SIMPLE.
PD--TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOVE AFFAIR WITH LENAA?
R--LENAA ALWAYS COMPARED HER WHITE SKIN WITH MY BROWN SKIN.WE LIVED TOGETHER IN A FLAT.SHE STUDIED MBA AND I STUDIED MEDICINE.SHE ASKED FOR HELP IN AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND I ASKED HER FOR HELP IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.WE BOTH STUDIED TILL 2A.M.IN THE MIDNIGHT.I ASKED HER TO SLEEP TOGETHER INSIDE MY BLANKET,BUT SHE DENIED.I SLEPT,AFTER 30 MINUTES SHE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED MY BLANKET AND STARTED KISSING AND LOVING ME LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.
PD--THEN?
R--SHE BECAME PREGNANT,GOT ABORTED WITH HER OWN MONEY AND THEN TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS COMING FROM A CLINIC.SHE FEARED THAT THE OFFSPRINGS WOULD BE BROWN ,BUT MOST OF MY FRIENDS WHO MARRIED THE RUSSIAN GIRL PRODUCED WHITE OFFSPRINGS.
PD--THEN?
R--ONCE I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS,SHE STARTED JUMPING AND CRYING FOR 2 HOURS.MY ENTIRE INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.HERE I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT WIPING AN ANUS WITH THE TISSUE PAPER IS A WRONG PROCESS,IT SHOULD BE WASHED WITH WATER.THE HIDDEN EXCRETORY PRODUCT INSIDE THE ANUS MIGHT BE PLAYING A DANGEROUS ROLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
PD--THEN?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY FACTS,HOW MUCH SHOULD I REVEAL.
PD--COULD YOU ALONE WITHOUT ANY BODY'S ASSISTANCE MANAGE AND PROSPER THE ENTIRE WORLD?
R--VERY EASILY.
PD---GIVE ME A KISS AGAIN.
R--TAKE AS MUCH YOU WISH.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--NOW,ITS TIME TO GO.GOOD-BYE ENGLAND'S RED ROSE AND MY BEST FRIEND.
PD--GOOD BYE,EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.THE CONVERSATION BEGINS.'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI RINKU,MY SWEET HEART,MY HEART BEAT,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE DARLING.
PD--COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY TREE?
R--YOUR FAMILY IS SUFFERING FROM THE INTERNAL DISPUTE.INTO 3 DIVISIONS.PATH NO.1 FAVOURS INDIA,PATH NO.2 IS NEUTRAL AND PATH NO.3 IS AGAINST INDIA.
PD--BRAVO.
PD--NOW TELL ME WHY GENE1 WILL LOVE YOU?
R--WHAT A GIRL NEEDS?AN HONEST PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EDUCATED PERSON,AN EXTREMELY FAMOUS PERSON,AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME PERSON,AN EXTREMELY EXTRATERRESTERIAL PERSON,WORLD'S NO.1 CELEBRITY,ETC.,ETC.ALL THESE QUALITIES I HAVE,THAT'S WHY SHE HAS GONE MAD ON ME.VERY SIMPLE.
PD--TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOVE AFFAIR WITH LENAA?
R--LENAA ALWAYS COMPARED HER WHITE SKIN WITH MY BROWN SKIN.WE LIVED TOGETHER IN A FLAT.SHE STUDIED MBA AND I STUDIED MEDICINE.SHE ASKED FOR HELP IN AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND I ASKED HER FOR HELP IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.WE BOTH STUDIED TILL 2A.M.IN THE MIDNIGHT.I ASKED HER TO SLEEP TOGETHER INSIDE MY BLANKET,BUT SHE DENIED.I SLEPT,AFTER 30 MINUTES SHE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED MY BLANKET AND STARTED KISSING AND LOVING ME LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.
PD--THEN?
R--SHE BECAME PREGNANT,GOT ABORTED WITH HER OWN MONEY AND THEN TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS COMING FROM A CLINIC.SHE FEARED THAT THE OFFSPRINGS WOULD BE BROWN ,BUT MOST OF MY FRIENDS WHO MARRIED THE RUSSIAN GIRL PRODUCED WHITE OFFSPRINGS.
PD--THEN?
R--ONCE I ENTERED MY INSTRUMENT INSIDE HER ANUS,SHE STARTED JUMPING AND CRYING FOR 2 HOURS.MY ENTIRE INSTRUMENT WAS COVERED WITH HER EXCRETORY PRODUCTS.HERE I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT WIPING AN ANUS WITH THE TISSUE PAPER IS A WRONG PROCESS,IT SHOULD BE WASHED WITH WATER.THE HIDDEN EXCRETORY PRODUCT INSIDE THE ANUS MIGHT BE PLAYING A DANGEROUS ROLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
PD--THEN?
R--THERE ARE SO MANY FACTS,HOW MUCH SHOULD I REVEAL.
PD--COULD YOU ALONE WITHOUT ANY BODY'S ASSISTANCE MANAGE AND PROSPER THE ENTIRE WORLD?
R--VERY EASILY.
PD---GIVE ME A KISS AGAIN.
R--TAKE AS MUCH YOU WISH.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.
R--NOW,ITS TIME TO GO.GOOD-BYE ENGLAND'S RED ROSE AND MY BEST FRIEND.
PD--GOOD BYE,EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Thursday, 25 March 2010
'PRINCESS DIANA IS A BRAHMIN GIRL AND PRINCESS GENE1 IS ALSO A BRAHMIN GIRL--CONFIRMED--RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA.
DEAREST GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN 'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI RINKU ,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE.AND YOU?
PD--VERY VERY HAPPY.
R--WHY?
PD--BECAUSE YOU HAVE TAKEN MY REVENGE.
R--NOW TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO?
PD--MARRY GENE1.
R-AND LENAA?
PD--SHE WOULD ALSO BE YOUR WIFE.
R--BUT I AM A BLACK SLAVE.
PD--WHO SAYS?
R--WHEN I WAS IN EUROPE,EVERY BODY ABUSED ME AS A BLACK SLAVE.
PD--NOW NO BODY WILL ABUSE YOU.COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT IS GENE1 DOING JUST NOW?
R--SHE IS PREPARING FOR HER WEDDING.
PD--FINE.AND LENAA?
R--SHE IS ALSO PREPARING FOR THE WEDDING.
PD--BUT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN A HIGH PROFILE GIRL LIKE GENE1?
R--WHY?WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.MONEY.I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN SHE HAS.
PD--BUT ITS NOT VISIBLE.
R--LET IT BE HIDDEN.
PD--COULD YOU TELL ME WHY WE COLONIZED YOUR COUNTRY?
R--JUST FOR WEALTH.
PD--WHY ARE WE TRYING TO COLONIZE IT AGAIN?
R--JUST FOR WEALTH.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
R--YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT WEALTH HAS GOT NO IMPORTANCE.THE MOST IMPORTANT WEALTH IS THE PERSONAL CALIBRE,THAT IS PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE AND STRENGTH.THE INDIAN SOIL IS SO POWERFUL THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT IT.YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF THIS SOIL ONLY.
PD--WHO IS MAINTAINING GENE1?HER PARENTS OR SOMEBODY ELSE?
R--I AM MAINTAINING HER.
PD--HOW?
R--THIS IS ALSO A SECRET.
PD--SO DO YOU LIKE HER?
R--SHE LIKES ME MORE THAN I LIKE HER.
PD--BUT SHE IS NOT PRETTY AS LENAA.
R--NO PROBLEM.AFTER ALL SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
PD--COULD YOU ONCE AGAIN DIVE INTO THIS LAKE?
R--WHY NOT.CHAPPPPPPP.
PD--GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
R--I KNOW IT VERY VERY WELL.YOU ARE A VERY GOOD GIRL.
PD--NOW?
R--AS PER YOUR ORDER.
PD--THEN START PREPARING FOR THE GRAND WEDDING CEREMONY.
R--NO PROBLEM.BUT WHERE SHOULD I KEEP HER ,IN YORK OR INDIA OR AMERICA?
PD--WHERE EVER YOU WISH TO KEEP HER COMFORTABLY.
R--OK.SO,THE NEW BEGINNING.
PD--YES.WILL YOU OBEY MY ORDER?
R--ONLY YOUR'S ORDER,AND NO BODY ELSE ORDER.
PD--THEN YOU ALSO START GROOMING YOURSELF LIKE A PRINCE.
R--I AM ALREADY GROOMED,BUT IT'S INVISIBLE.
PD--THANKS A LOT FOR SO MUCH OF YOUR CONTRIBUTION.
PD---NOW SHOULD WE RECOLONIZE INDIA OR NOT?
R---IT'S CLEAR THAT IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN THE SCARCITY OF MONEY THEN DO IT,OTHERWISE MORE THAN WEALTH YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM HERE.
PD--OK.SORRY FOR OUR MISTAKE.
R--NO PROBLEM.I AM HERE TO SUPPORT YOU.PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
PD--I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH,VERY VERY MUCH,VERY VERY MUCH.
PD--I LOVE YOU 10 TIMES MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME.GET READY FOR THE 2 WIVES.
R--I AM EVEREADY.
PD--THANKS.WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY?
R--AS PER YOUR FAMILY DECISION.
PD--THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY DEAREST HEART BEAT.
R--THANK YOU VERY MUCH 'ENGLAND'S RED ROSE'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN 'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI RINKU ,HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE.AND YOU?
PD--VERY VERY HAPPY.
R--WHY?
PD--BECAUSE YOU HAVE TAKEN MY REVENGE.
R--NOW TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO?
PD--MARRY GENE1.
R-AND LENAA?
PD--SHE WOULD ALSO BE YOUR WIFE.
R--BUT I AM A BLACK SLAVE.
PD--WHO SAYS?
R--WHEN I WAS IN EUROPE,EVERY BODY ABUSED ME AS A BLACK SLAVE.
PD--NOW NO BODY WILL ABUSE YOU.COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT IS GENE1 DOING JUST NOW?
R--SHE IS PREPARING FOR HER WEDDING.
PD--FINE.AND LENAA?
R--SHE IS ALSO PREPARING FOR THE WEDDING.
PD--BUT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN A HIGH PROFILE GIRL LIKE GENE1?
R--WHY?WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.MONEY.I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN SHE HAS.
PD--BUT ITS NOT VISIBLE.
R--LET IT BE HIDDEN.
PD--COULD YOU TELL ME WHY WE COLONIZED YOUR COUNTRY?
R--JUST FOR WEALTH.
PD--WHY ARE WE TRYING TO COLONIZE IT AGAIN?
R--JUST FOR WEALTH.
PD--WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
R--YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT WEALTH HAS GOT NO IMPORTANCE.THE MOST IMPORTANT WEALTH IS THE PERSONAL CALIBRE,THAT IS PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE AND STRENGTH.THE INDIAN SOIL IS SO POWERFUL THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT IT.YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF THIS SOIL ONLY.
PD--WHO IS MAINTAINING GENE1?HER PARENTS OR SOMEBODY ELSE?
R--I AM MAINTAINING HER.
PD--HOW?
R--THIS IS ALSO A SECRET.
PD--SO DO YOU LIKE HER?
R--SHE LIKES ME MORE THAN I LIKE HER.
PD--BUT SHE IS NOT PRETTY AS LENAA.
R--NO PROBLEM.AFTER ALL SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
PD--COULD YOU ONCE AGAIN DIVE INTO THIS LAKE?
R--WHY NOT.CHAPPPPPPP.
PD--GIVE ME A KISS.
R--PLEASE TAKE IT.
PD--CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU-CHU.I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
R--I KNOW IT VERY VERY WELL.YOU ARE A VERY GOOD GIRL.
PD--NOW?
R--AS PER YOUR ORDER.
PD--THEN START PREPARING FOR THE GRAND WEDDING CEREMONY.
R--NO PROBLEM.BUT WHERE SHOULD I KEEP HER ,IN YORK OR INDIA OR AMERICA?
PD--WHERE EVER YOU WISH TO KEEP HER COMFORTABLY.
R--OK.SO,THE NEW BEGINNING.
PD--YES.WILL YOU OBEY MY ORDER?
R--ONLY YOUR'S ORDER,AND NO BODY ELSE ORDER.
PD--THEN YOU ALSO START GROOMING YOURSELF LIKE A PRINCE.
R--I AM ALREADY GROOMED,BUT IT'S INVISIBLE.
PD--THANKS A LOT FOR SO MUCH OF YOUR CONTRIBUTION.
PD---NOW SHOULD WE RECOLONIZE INDIA OR NOT?
R---IT'S CLEAR THAT IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN THE SCARCITY OF MONEY THEN DO IT,OTHERWISE MORE THAN WEALTH YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM HERE.
PD--OK.SORRY FOR OUR MISTAKE.
R--NO PROBLEM.I AM HERE TO SUPPORT YOU.PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
PD--I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH,VERY VERY MUCH,VERY VERY MUCH.
PD--I LOVE YOU 10 TIMES MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME.GET READY FOR THE 2 WIVES.
R--I AM EVEREADY.
PD--THANKS.WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY?
R--AS PER YOUR FAMILY DECISION.
PD--THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY DEAREST HEART BEAT.
R--THANK YOU VERY MUCH 'ENGLAND'S RED ROSE'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
MY DEAREST HEART BEAT LENAA--I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH---RINKU ADARSH,2010AD,INDIA
DEAREST LAAPACHKA,
KAAK DELAA?YAA TIBYAA OCHIN-OCHIN SILNAYA LOOBALOO.TE MINYAA JABILAC NO YAA TIBYAA NIYAT,E NE BUDU KOGDA.THE 2 POINTS FOR YOU--
1.THE PRINCIPLES OF LUST ARE EASY TO UNDERSTAND---THE VOICE OF ENIGMA.
2.A SONG FOR YOU--
'TU EES TARAH SE SIRF MERI HI ZINDAGI MEIN SHAAMIL HAYE,KI JAHAAN BHI JAAOON YE LAGTAA HAYE KI SIRF TERI HI MEHFIL HAYE'.I WANT TO MARRY YOU.OK.I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.
KAAK DELAA?YAA TIBYAA OCHIN-OCHIN SILNAYA LOOBALOO.TE MINYAA JABILAC NO YAA TIBYAA NIYAT,E NE BUDU KOGDA.THE 2 POINTS FOR YOU--
1.THE PRINCIPLES OF LUST ARE EASY TO UNDERSTAND---THE VOICE OF ENIGMA.
2.A SONG FOR YOU--
'TU EES TARAH SE SIRF MERI HI ZINDAGI MEIN SHAAMIL HAYE,KI JAHAAN BHI JAAOON YE LAGTAA HAYE KI SIRF TERI HI MEHFIL HAYE'.I WANT TO MARRY YOU.OK.I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.
KUMAR SHAANU UNCLE--HELLO.
DEAR KUMAAR SHAANU UNCLE,
HELLO.I HEARD YOUR SONG YESYERDAY ON MY FRIEND'S CELL PHONE,WHO LIVES IN MUMBAI AT LOKHANDWALA.THE SONG WAS---
'DIL HAYE KI MAANTAA NAHIN,MOOSHKIL BADI HAYE RASME-MOHABBAT YE JAANTAA HI NAHIN.ISMEIN KOOCH TROOTIYAAN HAYE,JO KI EES PRAKAAR HAYE---
'DIL HAYE KI MAANTAA HI NAHIN,MOOSHKIL NAHIN,BALKI BAHAOT AASAAN HAYE RASME MOHABBAT YE AAP JAANTE HI NAHIN.SAMAJH GAYE NAA.SHUKRIYAA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.I HEARD YOUR SONG YESYERDAY ON MY FRIEND'S CELL PHONE,WHO LIVES IN MUMBAI AT LOKHANDWALA.THE SONG WAS---
'DIL HAYE KI MAANTAA NAHIN,MOOSHKIL BADI HAYE RASME-MOHABBAT YE JAANTAA HI NAHIN.ISMEIN KOOCH TROOTIYAAN HAYE,JO KI EES PRAKAAR HAYE---
'DIL HAYE KI MAANTAA HI NAHIN,MOOSHKIL NAHIN,BALKI BAHAOT AASAAN HAYE RASME MOHABBAT YE AAP JAANTE HI NAHIN.SAMAJH GAYE NAA.SHUKRIYAA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
GLOBAL MNC.
CHANGE OF MY MOBILE NO.
DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.MY NEW MOBILE NO.IS +91-9931586126 AND NOT +91-9939205773,BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS SIM CARD HAS BEEN STOLEN.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.MY NEW MOBILE NO.IS +91-9931586126 AND NOT +91-9939205773,BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS SIM CARD HAS BEEN STOLEN.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA,GLOBAL MNC.
Monday, 22 March 2010
ASRAANI JI SE BAAT-CHEET.
ASRAANI JI,KYAA HAAL CHAAL HAYE.
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR HAIIN,HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORANG?AADHE BAAYEN AAO,AADHE DAANYE AAO,AADHE FAANYE AAO,AADHE SAAYEN AAO,AUR BAAKI KE HAMAARE PEECHE AAA-OO-
OOOO.HEEYAAA-HEEEYAAAAA,FEEYAAAAA-FEEYAAAAA,JEEEEYAAAA-JEEEEYAAAA.
R--TA KAA HUM HI SOORANGAWAA BANAAYE HAIN E BATAAIYE?
A--NAHIN JAI AUR VEERU NE BANIAAAYAA HAYEEEE.
R--ACHCHAAA,THIKKI HAYEE,TA KIYAAA KARIYEEEEN HAMMII-FAAMIII E BATAANYIAAAI.
A--JAI AUR VEERU KO PAKDIN-DHAKDIN-SAKDIN-MAKDIN--MOOKRIN,KESTOIIIIN.
R--AUROO KAA -KIHIN BATAAIN-FATAAAIN?
A--AU-ROOOOOOOOO,BHOOKAMP-LAIIN-SOOKAMP--LAIIN--CHUKANDAR-LAAAIN.
R---AURO KAA-KAA LAAAIIN-FAAIIN-BAAAIN--CHABAAIIIN?
A--AU-ROOOO HUNTER FEK DEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PEEEE-IIIIN?
R--HUNTER FEK DEEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PE-PE-PE-PE?
A--FEKIN-CHEKIN-LEKIN---FEKIN.
R---AURO KAAA-KAAA KIHIN -LIHIIN-DIIHIIN--CHINHIIIN-PEHCHAAANIIN--SOORANGIIIN?
A--AURO JAI AURO VEERU KO PAKAD-DHAKAD-SAKAD LIHIN?
R--AURO KOCHI-KOCHI KIIHIIN?
A--AURO-KESHTO MUKHERJEE KA HAZAAM SE MOCH CHILWA DEEHIN?
R--TAB TO AAP MAKAAON--BHAKAOON-TAKAAAON--BHOOKAMP HAYEN?
A--HUM KYAA-KYAA HAIN,YE TO SOORMAA BHOPAALI HI JAANTE HAYEN?
S-SOOORMAA BHOOOPAALI JI MERIAAA NAAAM HAIII.HUM JAI AUROOOO VIJAY KO 2,000 RUPAIIIIYAAA LEEEIKIYEEE AISA GHOOOMAAYEE-AISA GHOOMAAYE KI JAIL MEIN PAHOONCHAA DIYE,AUROOO EK HI MEENAT MEIN HAMAAAREE SAAAMNEEEI JAIL MEIN GHOOS GAYE.
R-EEETNAAAA GHOOOOMATE HAAAAIIIN AAAAAP-SAAAAAP---NAAAAAAAP-TAAAOOOOOL--LAKADI-DHAKADI,WAAH-WAAH,KYAA BAAAEEET HAAAIN,SAAAT HAAAAEEEEEN.
JAYE-HUM TO YAHIN HAAAIN AUR VEEERU BHII YAAHIN HAAAAIIN.
S--TO HAAAMAARAA KAAMISSSAAAN LAAAIN,KAAHE KI HAM HI GHOOOSAAIN-AURO NIEEKAALIN.
R-JAYEE SAHEEEB AUROOOO VEEEERU SAHEEEB AAP KYAAA BOLTEEEIN HAAAIIIIN?
J--GABAAR CHAHIYE-GABBAR,THAKUR SAHEB BOLE HAAAAIIIIIN
V--MUJHE BHI GABBAR KI TALAASH HAYE,CHAAHE AAIISEEEN CHAAHE TAAAESEEEN
S---TAA TAALAAASEEEN-FALAAAASEEEN HUM BHAAAAGEEEN JALDIEEEIN---FALDEEEIN---GEEEREEIIIIN-PADEEEEIIIN---OOTHHHEEN-BAETHHHHEN---BHAAAAGIN-DAODAAAAIIIIIN.
SINCERELY,
KHAAAADEEEEERIIAAAEEENNNNNN.
A--HUM ANGAREZON KE ZAMAANE KE JAILOR HAIIN,HAMAARE JAIL MEIN SOORANG?AADHE BAAYEN AAO,AADHE DAANYE AAO,AADHE FAANYE AAO,AADHE SAAYEN AAO,AUR BAAKI KE HAMAARE PEECHE AAA-OO-
OOOO.HEEYAAA-HEEEYAAAAA,FEEYAAAAA-FEEYAAAAA,JEEEEYAAAA-JEEEEYAAAA.
R--TA KAA HUM HI SOORANGAWAA BANAAYE HAIN E BATAAIYE?
A--NAHIN JAI AUR VEERU NE BANIAAAYAA HAYEEEE.
R--ACHCHAAA,THIKKI HAYEE,TA KIYAAA KARIYEEEEN HAMMII-FAAMIII E BATAANYIAAAI.
A--JAI AUR VEERU KO PAKDIN-DHAKDIN-SAKDIN-MAKDIN--MOOKRIN,KESTOIIIIN.
R--AUROO KAA -KIHIN BATAAIN-FATAAAIN?
A--AU-ROOOOOOOOO,BHOOKAMP-LAIIN-SOOKAMP--LAIIN--CHUKANDAR-LAAAIN.
R---AURO KAA-KAA LAAAIIN-FAAIIN-BAAAIN--CHABAAIIIN?
A--AU-ROOOO HUNTER FEK DEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PEEEE-IIIIN?
R--HUNTER FEK DEEEHIN CHANDRAMAA PE-PE-PE-PE?
A--FEKIN-CHEKIN-LEKIN---FEKIN.
R---AURO KAAA-KAAA KIHIN -LIHIIN-DIIHIIN--CHINHIIIN-PEHCHAAANIIN--SOORANGIIIN?
A--AURO JAI AURO VEERU KO PAKAD-DHAKAD-SAKAD LIHIN?
R--AURO KOCHI-KOCHI KIIHIIN?
A--AURO-KESHTO MUKHERJEE KA HAZAAM SE MOCH CHILWA DEEHIN?
R--TAB TO AAP MAKAAON--BHAKAOON-TAKAAAON--BHOOKAMP HAYEN?
A--HUM KYAA-KYAA HAIN,YE TO SOORMAA BHOPAALI HI JAANTE HAYEN?
S-SOOORMAA BHOOOPAALI JI MERIAAA NAAAM HAIII.HUM JAI AUROOOO VIJAY KO 2,000 RUPAIIIIYAAA LEEEIKIYEEE AISA GHOOOMAAYEE-AISA GHOOMAAYE KI JAIL MEIN PAHOONCHAA DIYE,AUROOO EK HI MEENAT MEIN HAMAAAREE SAAAMNEEEI JAIL MEIN GHOOS GAYE.
R-EEETNAAAA GHOOOOMATE HAAAAIIIN AAAAAP-SAAAAAP---NAAAAAAAP-TAAAOOOOOL--LAKADI-DHAKADI,WAAH-WAAH,KYAA BAAAEEET HAAAIN,SAAAT HAAAAEEEEEN.
JAYE-HUM TO YAHIN HAAAIN AUR VEEERU BHII YAAHIN HAAAAIIN.
S--TO HAAAMAARAA KAAMISSSAAAN LAAAIN,KAAHE KI HAM HI GHOOOSAAIN-AURO NIEEKAALIN.
R-JAYEE SAHEEEB AUROOOO VEEEERU SAHEEEB AAP KYAAA BOLTEEEIN HAAAIIIIN?
J--GABAAR CHAHIYE-GABBAR,THAKUR SAHEB BOLE HAAAAIIIIIN
V--MUJHE BHI GABBAR KI TALAASH HAYE,CHAAHE AAIISEEEN CHAAHE TAAAESEEEN
S---TAA TAALAAASEEEN-FALAAAASEEEN HUM BHAAAAGEEEN JALDIEEEIN---FALDEEEIN---GEEEREEIIIIN-PADEEEEIIIN---OOTHHHEEN-BAETHHHHEN---BHAAAAGIN-DAODAAAAIIIIIN.
SINCERELY,
KHAAAADEEEEERIIAAAEEENNNNNN.
MY DEAREST DARLING LENAA.
DEAREST DARLING LENAA,
HELLO.HI.AKHTO TAAM?YAA KHACHELAAS ASHTO MEIN JHILI B OCHIN ELEGANTNAYA KBAARTEERU.TE MAYAA LAPACHKAA,SOLNACHKAA.PACHEMU TE TAK DELAL?PACHEMU BIL TAAK PEEYAANI?PACHEMU CALAAMAL GASTRENOM?PACHEMU CDELAL TAAK E PACHEMU CDELAL TAAK E MANOGA RAAZ TAAK-TAAK.I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE ACTRESS OF MY MOVIE --'THE LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.IF YOU WANT LOT OF MONEY ,BE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR LIFE,THEN PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS OPPORTUNITY,OTHERWISE CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A SLAVE,I MEAN TO SAY A BLACK INDIAN SLAVE LIKE ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA 2010AD,GLOBAL MNC.
HELLO.HI.AKHTO TAAM?YAA KHACHELAAS ASHTO MEIN JHILI B OCHIN ELEGANTNAYA KBAARTEERU.TE MAYAA LAPACHKAA,SOLNACHKAA.PACHEMU TE TAK DELAL?PACHEMU BIL TAAK PEEYAANI?PACHEMU CALAAMAL GASTRENOM?PACHEMU CDELAL TAAK E PACHEMU CDELAL TAAK E MANOGA RAAZ TAAK-TAAK.I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE ACTRESS OF MY MOVIE --'THE LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.IF YOU WANT LOT OF MONEY ,BE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR LIFE,THEN PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS OPPORTUNITY,OTHERWISE CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A SLAVE,I MEAN TO SAY A BLACK INDIAN SLAVE LIKE ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,INDIA 2010AD,GLOBAL MNC.
Saturday, 20 March 2010
MEANING OF HIDDEN PENIS---
MERE PYAARE BHAARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.KAL AAP LOG MEANING OF HIDDEN PENIS BHI NAHIN SAMAJH PAAYE THEY.MEANING OF HIDDEN PENIS KAA MATLAB HOTAA HAYE KI JAB DARZI PANT SEETA HAYE TO OOSKAA ZIP EETNAA BADHAA DETAA HAYE KI SWABHAWEEK ROOP SE JAB KOI VYAKTI JAB BAETHATA HAYE TO OOSKA ZIP BAAHAR NIKAL JAATA HAYE JO BAHAOT HI ODD LAGTAA HAYE.OODHAR NAZAR JAANA SWABHAAWIK HO JAATA HAYE.ABHI BHI NAHIN SAMJHE TO GAAND MADWAAIYE ZINDAGI BHAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR
PRANAAM.KAL AAP LOG MEANING OF HIDDEN PENIS BHI NAHIN SAMAJH PAAYE THEY.MEANING OF HIDDEN PENIS KAA MATLAB HOTAA HAYE KI JAB DARZI PANT SEETA HAYE TO OOSKAA ZIP EETNAA BADHAA DETAA HAYE KI SWABHAWEEK ROOP SE JAB KOI VYAKTI JAB BAETHATA HAYE TO OOSKA ZIP BAAHAR NIKAL JAATA HAYE JO BAHAOT HI ODD LAGTAA HAYE.OODHAR NAZAR JAANA SWABHAAWIK HO JAATA HAYE.ABHI BHI NAHIN SAMJHE TO GAAND MADWAAIYE ZINDAGI BHAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR
Friday, 19 March 2010
FACTS--
1.MUSICAL TECHNOLOGY IS THE STRONGEST TECHNOLOGY OF THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM.
2.RINKU-LIGHT,NO-LIGHT,NO LIGHT-NO LOVE.
3.IT ALSO MEANS THAT SAREE,SALWAAR KURTAAS,BURKAAS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.IT ALSO MEANS THAT PD IS NO MORE.
4.HER SHOULD BE PROJECTED,HIS SHOULDN'T BE.IT MEANS THAT THE VAGINA SHOULD BE PROJECTED LIKE UKRAINE AND PENIS HIDDEN LIKE INDIA.
5.ITS POSSIBLE TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE.
6.EVEN METAL HAS A LIFE.
7.ITS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO CLOSE MY EYES AND DESTROY THE SUN FOREVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
2.RINKU-LIGHT,NO-LIGHT,NO LIGHT-NO LOVE.
3.IT ALSO MEANS THAT SAREE,SALWAAR KURTAAS,BURKAAS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.IT ALSO MEANS THAT PD IS NO MORE.
4.HER SHOULD BE PROJECTED,HIS SHOULDN'T BE.IT MEANS THAT THE VAGINA SHOULD BE PROJECTED LIKE UKRAINE AND PENIS HIDDEN LIKE INDIA.
5.ITS POSSIBLE TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE.
6.EVEN METAL HAS A LIFE.
7.ITS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO CLOSE MY EYES AND DESTROY THE SUN FOREVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
LENAA IS A BRAHMIN GIRL---CONFIRMED.RINKU ADARSH,20 MARCH,2010AD.
DEAR ,
HELLO.LENAA IS A BRAHMIN GIRL.THIS CONFIRMS THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE UKRAINIAN CITIZENS ARE BRAHMINS,WHO IMMIGRATED FROM INDIA,4,000 YEARS AGO.
RINKU ADARSH
2010AD,INDIA.
HELLO.LENAA IS A BRAHMIN GIRL.THIS CONFIRMS THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE UKRAINIAN CITIZENS ARE BRAHMINS,WHO IMMIGRATED FROM INDIA,4,000 YEARS AGO.
RINKU ADARSH
2010AD,INDIA.
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
DAY-1,MISSION ACCOMPLISHED FOREVER.RINKU ADARSH-2010AD.
DEAR,
MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATION TO H.E.,BLADMIR PUTIN UNCLE,H.E.,GEORGE BUSH UNCLE.H.E.,BILL CLINTON UNCLE.DAY-1ST,MISSION ACCOMPLISHED FOREVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
FILL IN THE BLANKS.......................................................................
2010 AD,INDIA.
MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATION TO H.E.,BLADMIR PUTIN UNCLE,H.E.,GEORGE BUSH UNCLE.H.E.,BILL CLINTON UNCLE.DAY-1ST,MISSION ACCOMPLISHED FOREVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
FILL IN THE BLANKS.......................................................................
2010 AD,INDIA.
THANKS TO ALL THE SUPPORT THAT I RECEIVED FROM THOUSANDS OF GIRL FRIENDS IN THE ARABIAN COUNTRIES.
DEAREST,
THANKYOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT.THIS SUPPORT I GOT FROM MY DIFFERENT GIRL FRIENDS RESIDING IN DIFFERENT ARABIAN COUNTRIES.THANKS ISLAAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
2010 AD,INDIA.
MY SPECIAL CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIENDS GAURAV,ASHRAF PERVEZ,VINEED,ANAND,AJAY BHAIYAA,NEERA JI,HARJEET,DR.DILRAAJ(PAKISTAAN),TAANYA,OKSANAA,NADIYAA,GAALIYAA,VIKTORIA,JULIA(ALL MY FRIENDS FROM UKRAINE AND RUSSIA).
MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO MY GURU JI PT.GANGA DAYAAL PANDEY(TABLA,LUCKNOW GHARAANA),ALLAH RAKHA KHAN SAHEB(TABLA),PADMA VIBHUSHAN PT.KISHAN JI MAHARAJ(TABLA,BANARAS GHARAANA),USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN(AIR,MUSIC DIRECTOR,LUCKNOW),USTAAD ZAKIR BHAI(TABLA,USA),BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI(SITAAR,USA),KISHRE SINHA GURU JI (VOCAL,PATLIPUTRA(PATNA)),RAJNISH BHAI(VOCAL,PALIPUTRA,PATNA),AMITABH BACHCHAN UNCLE(MUMBAI),SIPPY UNCLE(PRODUCER OF SHOLAY AND SHAAN MOVIE),MY PARENTS.
AND ABOVE ALL-----------------LENAA JI(KIEV).
R--PD,HOW ARE YOU?
PD--EXCELLENT.
R--SHOULD I PULL YOU OR NOT?
PD--AS YOU WISH.
R--GOOD.I WANT LENAA JI BACK.OTHERWISE AS YOU WISH.
PD--I DON'T KNOW.
R--OK,THEN I ALSO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
SINCERE THANKS TO JAPAN,CHINA,PAAKISTAAN,AFGHANISTAAN,BLOOCHISTAAN,UAE,FRANCE,GERMANY,POLAND,CZECHOSOLOVAKIA,BULGARIA,RUSSIA,UKRAINE,CIS COUNTRIES,SCANDINAVIA,AND ABOVE ALL
BRAMHAA JI,VISHNU JI,MAHESH JI,SRIRAMCHANDRA JI,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI,RAAVAN JI,KANS JI,BHISHMAPEETAAMAH JI,ARJUN JI,DRONAACHARYAA JI,VISHWAMITRA MOONI JI,VASHISHTA MOONI JI,INDIRA GANDHI JI,RAJEEV GANDHI JI,SANJAY GANDHI JI,KARNA JI,BHEEM JI,GHATOTKACHA JI,HITLER JI,KARL MARX JI,LENIN JI,MAHATMA GANDHI JI,USA,ETC. LET'S BEGIN.MY BOLLYWOOD FRIENDS,START SIGNAL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS(EARTH,HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH).
2010 AD,INDIA
THANKYOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT.THIS SUPPORT I GOT FROM MY DIFFERENT GIRL FRIENDS RESIDING IN DIFFERENT ARABIAN COUNTRIES.THANKS ISLAAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
2010 AD,INDIA.
MY SPECIAL CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIENDS GAURAV,ASHRAF PERVEZ,VINEED,ANAND,AJAY BHAIYAA,NEERA JI,HARJEET,DR.DILRAAJ(PAKISTAAN),TAANYA,OKSANAA,NADIYAA,GAALIYAA,VIKTORIA,JULIA(ALL MY FRIENDS FROM UKRAINE AND RUSSIA).
MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO MY GURU JI PT.GANGA DAYAAL PANDEY(TABLA,LUCKNOW GHARAANA),ALLAH RAKHA KHAN SAHEB(TABLA),PADMA VIBHUSHAN PT.KISHAN JI MAHARAJ(TABLA,BANARAS GHARAANA),USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN(AIR,MUSIC DIRECTOR,LUCKNOW),USTAAD ZAKIR BHAI(TABLA,USA),BHARAT RATNA PT.RAVI SHANKAR GURU JI(SITAAR,USA),KISHRE SINHA GURU JI (VOCAL,PATLIPUTRA(PATNA)),RAJNISH BHAI(VOCAL,PALIPUTRA,PATNA),AMITABH BACHCHAN UNCLE(MUMBAI),SIPPY UNCLE(PRODUCER OF SHOLAY AND SHAAN MOVIE),MY PARENTS.
AND ABOVE ALL-----------------LENAA JI(KIEV).
R--PD,HOW ARE YOU?
PD--EXCELLENT.
R--SHOULD I PULL YOU OR NOT?
PD--AS YOU WISH.
R--GOOD.I WANT LENAA JI BACK.OTHERWISE AS YOU WISH.
PD--I DON'T KNOW.
R--OK,THEN I ALSO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
SINCERE THANKS TO JAPAN,CHINA,PAAKISTAAN,AFGHANISTAAN,BLOOCHISTAAN,UAE,FRANCE,GERMANY,POLAND,CZECHOSOLOVAKIA,BULGARIA,RUSSIA,UKRAINE,CIS COUNTRIES,SCANDINAVIA,AND ABOVE ALL
BRAMHAA JI,VISHNU JI,MAHESH JI,SRIRAMCHANDRA JI,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI,RAAVAN JI,KANS JI,BHISHMAPEETAAMAH JI,ARJUN JI,DRONAACHARYAA JI,VISHWAMITRA MOONI JI,VASHISHTA MOONI JI,INDIRA GANDHI JI,RAJEEV GANDHI JI,SANJAY GANDHI JI,KARNA JI,BHEEM JI,GHATOTKACHA JI,HITLER JI,KARL MARX JI,LENIN JI,MAHATMA GANDHI JI,USA,ETC. LET'S BEGIN.MY BOLLYWOOD FRIENDS,START SIGNAL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF 4 WORLDS(EARTH,HEAVEN,HELL AND DITCH).
2010 AD,INDIA
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
'HOW TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE'--THE POSSIBILITIES.
DEAR,
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE POSSIBILITIES TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE---
1.LONGER RESUSCITATION PERIOD----THE GAP BETWEEN THE ALMOST DEAD AND DEAD PERSON WILL HAVE TO BE INCREASED.THIS IS CONFIRMATION OF THE REBIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST.THIS IS ALSO THE CONFIRMATION OF MUMMY MAKING PROCESS(PYRAMID OF EGYPT).
2.AN ALMOST DEAD PERSON SHOULD BE KEPT FOR LONGER OR SAY LONGEST PERIOD ON AN ARTIFICIAL VENTILATION.
3.THIS IS ALSO RELATED TO FLYING PROCESS WITHOUT WINGS.A PERSON WOULD HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO FLY WITHOUT GLADIATOR,OR ANY MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY.
4.THIS ALSO RELATED TO PRESERVING A DEAD PERSON FOR A LONGER PERIOD,AGAIN,CONFIRMATION OF PHARAOHS AND REBIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST.
5.THE PERSON SHOULD HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE DITCH(PAATAAL LOK).ACCORDING TO ME IF A DEAD PERSON IS THROWN INTO THE DITCH(PAATAAL LOK),THEN HE MIGHT BECOME ALIVE.
6.THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION OF RAAM SETU AND RAMAYANA AND MAHABHARATA.NO DOUBT.
7.LONGER PRESERVATION IS VERY IMPORTANT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
2010AD,INDIA.
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE POSSIBILITIES TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON ALIVE---
1.LONGER RESUSCITATION PERIOD----THE GAP BETWEEN THE ALMOST DEAD AND DEAD PERSON WILL HAVE TO BE INCREASED.THIS IS CONFIRMATION OF THE REBIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST.THIS IS ALSO THE CONFIRMATION OF MUMMY MAKING PROCESS(PYRAMID OF EGYPT).
2.AN ALMOST DEAD PERSON SHOULD BE KEPT FOR LONGER OR SAY LONGEST PERIOD ON AN ARTIFICIAL VENTILATION.
3.THIS IS ALSO RELATED TO FLYING PROCESS WITHOUT WINGS.A PERSON WOULD HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO FLY WITHOUT GLADIATOR,OR ANY MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY.
4.THIS ALSO RELATED TO PRESERVING A DEAD PERSON FOR A LONGER PERIOD,AGAIN,CONFIRMATION OF PHARAOHS AND REBIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST.
5.THE PERSON SHOULD HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE DITCH(PAATAAL LOK).ACCORDING TO ME IF A DEAD PERSON IS THROWN INTO THE DITCH(PAATAAL LOK),THEN HE MIGHT BECOME ALIVE.
6.THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION OF RAAM SETU AND RAMAYANA AND MAHABHARATA.NO DOUBT.
7.LONGER PRESERVATION IS VERY IMPORTANT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
2010AD,INDIA.
Monday, 15 March 2010
'AAYEN KE PRAKAAR'--KAL AAP LOG THEEK SE AAYEN NAHIN BOL RAHE THEY.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.16 MARCH,2010.KAL AAP LOG THEEK SE AAYEN NAHIN BOL RAHE THEY.AAYEN BONAA BHI SIKHAANA PADEGAA.AAYEN KE PRAKAAR-----
AAYEN-AAYEN,MAAYEN-MAAYEN,FAAYEN-FAAYEN,SAAYEN-SAAYEN,HAWAAYEN-HAWAAYEN,BARSAATEN-BARSAATEN,HILLAAYEN--DOOLAAYEN,GHOOMAYEN-PHIRAAYEN,CHADHEN-CHADHAAYEN,GHOOSE-GHOOSAYEN,PELEN-PELWAAYEN,LAODAAYEN-LAHSOONAYEN,PEEYEN-PEELAAYEN,GHOPAAYEN-GHOPEN,FADAAYEN-FAADEN,MARAAYEN-MAAREN,CHOOSEN-CHOOSWAAYEN,CHODEN-CHODWAAYEN,VOGEN-VOGWAAYEN,SOONE-SOONAAYEN,AUR AB DHIRKIT-DHIRKITAAYEN,TIRKIT-TIRKITAAYEN,DHINGIN-DHINGINAAYEN,TINGIN-TINGINAAYEN,DHER-DHER--DHER-DHERAAYEN,APSARA-APSARAAYEN,KAAFI-KAAFIYAAYEN,AUR-AURAAYEN................................ANANT-ANANTAAYEN.
SINCERELY,
CHAOPAT ADARSH
BOODBAK--BOODBAKAAYEN
PRANAAM.16 MARCH,2010.KAL AAP LOG THEEK SE AAYEN NAHIN BOL RAHE THEY.AAYEN BONAA BHI SIKHAANA PADEGAA.AAYEN KE PRAKAAR-----
AAYEN-AAYEN,MAAYEN-MAAYEN,FAAYEN-FAAYEN,SAAYEN-SAAYEN,HAWAAYEN-HAWAAYEN,BARSAATEN-BARSAATEN,HILLAAYEN--DOOLAAYEN,GHOOMAYEN-PHIRAAYEN,CHADHEN-CHADHAAYEN,GHOOSE-GHOOSAYEN,PELEN-PELWAAYEN,LAODAAYEN-LAHSOONAYEN,PEEYEN-PEELAAYEN,GHOPAAYEN-GHOPEN,FADAAYEN-FAADEN,MARAAYEN-MAAREN,CHOOSEN-CHOOSWAAYEN,CHODEN-CHODWAAYEN,VOGEN-VOGWAAYEN,SOONE-SOONAAYEN,AUR AB DHIRKIT-DHIRKITAAYEN,TIRKIT-TIRKITAAYEN,DHINGIN-DHINGINAAYEN,TINGIN-TINGINAAYEN,DHER-DHER--DHER-DHERAAYEN,APSARA-APSARAAYEN,KAAFI-KAAFIYAAYEN,AUR-AURAAYEN................................ANANT-ANANTAAYEN.
SINCERELY,
CHAOPAT ADARSH
BOODBAK--BOODBAKAAYEN
'KAON JYAADA KHATARNAAK'--DAWOOD IBRAHIM,OSAMA BIN LADEN,ROYAL FAMILY,GEORGE BUSH,LENAA JI,RINKU ADARSH,YAA BHARAT KI MITTI?
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.16 MMARCH,2010.'KAON JYAADA KHATARNAAK HAYE--DAWOOD IBRAAHIM,OSAAMA BIN LADEN,ROYAL FAMILY,LENAA JI,GEORGE BUSH,RINKU ADARSH,YAA BHARAT KI MITTI'?SABSE KHATARNAAK BHARAT KI MITTI,PHIR RINKU ADARSH,LENAA JI,ROYAL FAMILY,GEORGE BUSH,OSAMAA BIN LAADEN,AUR TAB DAWOOD IBRAAHIM.KOI SHAK?AGAR SHAK HO TO DEKHTE JAIYE KHEL KA MAZAA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BIG ZERO
PRANAAM.16 MMARCH,2010.'KAON JYAADA KHATARNAAK HAYE--DAWOOD IBRAAHIM,OSAAMA BIN LADEN,ROYAL FAMILY,LENAA JI,GEORGE BUSH,RINKU ADARSH,YAA BHARAT KI MITTI'?SABSE KHATARNAAK BHARAT KI MITTI,PHIR RINKU ADARSH,LENAA JI,ROYAL FAMILY,GEORGE BUSH,OSAMAA BIN LAADEN,AUR TAB DAWOOD IBRAAHIM.KOI SHAK?AGAR SHAK HO TO DEKHTE JAIYE KHEL KA MAZAA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BIG ZERO
Sunday, 14 March 2010
'HAMAARA NAAM GUINNESS WORLD RECORD MEIN KYOON DARJA KIYAA GAYAA?21 GHANTE TABLA BAZAANE KE KAARAN ?YAA WAZAH KOOCH AUR HI THAA.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.15MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN YAH ASPASHTA KAR DENAA CHAHOONGA KI MERA NAAM GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS MEIN 21 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE KE KAARAN LIKHA GAYAA THAA YAA WAZAH KOOCH AUR HI THAA?AB KHAALI AAYEN-AAYEN KIJIYEGAA.JAHAAN MIKHAIL GORBACHOV SAHEB GHOONS LEKARKE ROOS KO GARIB BANAA DIYE THEY,MAINE ROOS KO AMEER DESH BANAA DIYAA HAYE,JOD DIYAA HAYE.AAYEN?KISNE MICHAEL JACKSON KO HATWAYAA?MAINE.AAYEN?KISNE PRINCESS DIANA JI KO HATWAYAA?MAINE.AAYEN?KYAA HAMAARI KAABILIYAT SIRF 21 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE KI THI,JO KI YAHAAN KOI 25 GHANTE,KOI 35 GHANTE,KOI 50 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE LAGAA THAA.BEWAKOOFON!
MAINE JIS DISCO 2000,KIEV KO 1995 AD TAK SAMRIDH KAR DIYAA THAA,AAJ WAHAAN EK SHAAM GOOZAARNE KA KEEMAT 3-5 LAKH RUPAYE TAK KA HO GAYAA HAYE.AAYEN?MAINE MAHASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR KA KARZA TO BAHAOT PEHLE HI ADAA KAR DIYAA THAA.AAYEN?TO AB KAISA KARZA RAH GAYA HAYE?LENAA JI KO SAHI-SALAAMAT,THEEK OOSI TARAH WAAPAS KARNE KAA,JIS TARAH KI MAINE CHODAA THAA.AAYEN?
MAIN HAR 25DECEMBER KO JESUS CHRIST KE SAAMNE MOMBATTI KYOON DIKHAATA THAA,YAA DIKHAATA HOON,YAA OONKI MOORTI HAMAARE KAMRA MEIN RAKHI HOOI HAYE,YAH TATHYA KISI SE CHIPAA HOOA HAYE KYAA?AAYEN?
KYAA 21ST CENTURY ,FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL,YAA WARNER BROTHERS SE HAMAARI KAABILIYAT CHIPI HOOI HAYE?AAYEN?
YE BHAI,AB JAAN MAAROGE KYAA AAYEN-AAYEN KARAAKE?NAHIN JAAN NAHIN MAAROONGAA.ROLLYWOOD KHADAA KAROONGAA,YAANI KI RUSSIAN HOLLYWOOD,JO KI AMERIKI HOLLYWOOD SE 1,000 GOONAA SHAKTISHAALI HOGAA.KHADAA KARNE KA KEEMAT?LENAA JI.LENAA JI SE KYAA YE CHIPAA HOOA HAYE KI OONSE MAIN KITNI MOHABBAT KARTAA HOON?LENAA JI NE OODHAR SAMBHAAL DIYAA,AUR MAINE IDHAR.YAHI HAYE 'POWER OF TRUE LOVE'.JITNE BHI LADKE KIEV AAYE HOOE THEY,JITNE BHI DESHO SE,MAIN OONME SARVASHRESHTA THAA YE TO 1995AD MEIN HI PATAA CHAL GAYAA THAA.AAYEN?LENAA JI KI KEEMAT HAYE MAHAASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR.SARVASHRESHTA LADKA AUR SARVASHRESHTA LADKI.
AB POORE SRISHTI KAA SANCHAALAN MOOJHPE CHOD DIYAA GAYAA HAYE.AAYEN?ROLLYWOOD MEIN HI BANEGAA,FILM--'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.AAYEN?OOSKO BANAANE KA KHARCH.JITNA AMERIKI DOLLAR POORE VISHWA MEIN HAYE,SAB PACH JAAYEGAA.AAYEN?YAANI KI SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN NE SAHI KAHAA THAA KI HEY ARJUN TUM TO MAHABHARAT PEHLE HI JEET CHOOKE HO AB KHAAK DHANOOSH OOTHAA RAHE HO?AAYEN?AB LENAA JI AAJAIYE MERI BAAHON MEIN.MAIN KITNAA TADPAA HOON AAPKE BAGAER YAH TATHYA KYAA DUNIYAA SE CHIPAA HOOA THAA KYAA?AAYEN?LENAA ,PLEASE JOIN ME AGAIN AND EXCUSE ALL THE PREVIOUS MISTAKES.NOW,I HAVE BECOME FIT FOR YOU.PLEASE LEAVE YOUR EXISTING BOY FRIEND OR HUSBAND.OTHERWISE,YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY THE HEAVY AMOUNT,WHICH I KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD.CONSIDER THIS A LOVE AFFAIR NOW OR A THIRD WORLD WAR.PANYAATNAA.YAA TIBYAA OCHIN SILNAYE LOOBALOO.PAJALOOSTAA ,LOOBICHE MINYAA APYAAT.WIBRASHICHE SAWAI MOOJH.LENACHKAA ,AKHTO TAAM?VOT, YA KACHELAAS ASHTO MEIN JHILI WAMESTE B ELIGAANTANAYA KWAARTEERU?TAGDA YAA KACHELAA ,IJOOCHAACH MUZIKAA,SICHAAS YAA EMPERAATA.OO MINYAA MANOGAA DENGI.ASKOLKAA TE KHOCHIS?ASKAAZI MINYAA.YAA DOOMAYU ASHTO TIBYAA NAADA ASNACHAALA LOBITSYAA MINYAA,APYAAT.PANIMAICHE?YAA PRASHOO UKRAINKAYA GASOODAARSHTAWA,ASHTO WE MINYAA PAMMAGAALI,PATAAMOOCHTAA YAA OCHIN SILNAYE LOOBALYU,UKRAINSKAYA ALEONA VIKTOROVNAA,YAA TOJHE LOOBALYOO EYO MAMACHKA NEENA EBGEBNEENA,PAPACHKA ALEKZAANDAR EVAANOWICH.PAZALOOSTAA.PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000........
PRANAAM.15MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN YAH ASPASHTA KAR DENAA CHAHOONGA KI MERA NAAM GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS MEIN 21 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE KE KAARAN LIKHA GAYAA THAA YAA WAZAH KOOCH AUR HI THAA?AB KHAALI AAYEN-AAYEN KIJIYEGAA.JAHAAN MIKHAIL GORBACHOV SAHEB GHOONS LEKARKE ROOS KO GARIB BANAA DIYE THEY,MAINE ROOS KO AMEER DESH BANAA DIYAA HAYE,JOD DIYAA HAYE.AAYEN?KISNE MICHAEL JACKSON KO HATWAYAA?MAINE.AAYEN?KISNE PRINCESS DIANA JI KO HATWAYAA?MAINE.AAYEN?KYAA HAMAARI KAABILIYAT SIRF 21 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE KI THI,JO KI YAHAAN KOI 25 GHANTE,KOI 35 GHANTE,KOI 50 GHANTE TAK TABLA BAZAANE LAGAA THAA.BEWAKOOFON!
MAINE JIS DISCO 2000,KIEV KO 1995 AD TAK SAMRIDH KAR DIYAA THAA,AAJ WAHAAN EK SHAAM GOOZAARNE KA KEEMAT 3-5 LAKH RUPAYE TAK KA HO GAYAA HAYE.AAYEN?MAINE MAHASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR KA KARZA TO BAHAOT PEHLE HI ADAA KAR DIYAA THAA.AAYEN?TO AB KAISA KARZA RAH GAYA HAYE?LENAA JI KO SAHI-SALAAMAT,THEEK OOSI TARAH WAAPAS KARNE KAA,JIS TARAH KI MAINE CHODAA THAA.AAYEN?
MAIN HAR 25DECEMBER KO JESUS CHRIST KE SAAMNE MOMBATTI KYOON DIKHAATA THAA,YAA DIKHAATA HOON,YAA OONKI MOORTI HAMAARE KAMRA MEIN RAKHI HOOI HAYE,YAH TATHYA KISI SE CHIPAA HOOA HAYE KYAA?AAYEN?
KYAA 21ST CENTURY ,FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL,YAA WARNER BROTHERS SE HAMAARI KAABILIYAT CHIPI HOOI HAYE?AAYEN?
YE BHAI,AB JAAN MAAROGE KYAA AAYEN-AAYEN KARAAKE?NAHIN JAAN NAHIN MAAROONGAA.ROLLYWOOD KHADAA KAROONGAA,YAANI KI RUSSIAN HOLLYWOOD,JO KI AMERIKI HOLLYWOOD SE 1,000 GOONAA SHAKTISHAALI HOGAA.KHADAA KARNE KA KEEMAT?LENAA JI.LENAA JI SE KYAA YE CHIPAA HOOA HAYE KI OONSE MAIN KITNI MOHABBAT KARTAA HOON?LENAA JI NE OODHAR SAMBHAAL DIYAA,AUR MAINE IDHAR.YAHI HAYE 'POWER OF TRUE LOVE'.JITNE BHI LADKE KIEV AAYE HOOE THEY,JITNE BHI DESHO SE,MAIN OONME SARVASHRESHTA THAA YE TO 1995AD MEIN HI PATAA CHAL GAYAA THAA.AAYEN?LENAA JI KI KEEMAT HAYE MAHAASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR.SARVASHRESHTA LADKA AUR SARVASHRESHTA LADKI.
AB POORE SRISHTI KAA SANCHAALAN MOOJHPE CHOD DIYAA GAYAA HAYE.AAYEN?ROLLYWOOD MEIN HI BANEGAA,FILM--'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN--KIEV'.AAYEN?OOSKO BANAANE KA KHARCH.JITNA AMERIKI DOLLAR POORE VISHWA MEIN HAYE,SAB PACH JAAYEGAA.AAYEN?YAANI KI SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN NE SAHI KAHAA THAA KI HEY ARJUN TUM TO MAHABHARAT PEHLE HI JEET CHOOKE HO AB KHAAK DHANOOSH OOTHAA RAHE HO?AAYEN?AB LENAA JI AAJAIYE MERI BAAHON MEIN.MAIN KITNAA TADPAA HOON AAPKE BAGAER YAH TATHYA KYAA DUNIYAA SE CHIPAA HOOA THAA KYAA?AAYEN?LENAA ,PLEASE JOIN ME AGAIN AND EXCUSE ALL THE PREVIOUS MISTAKES.NOW,I HAVE BECOME FIT FOR YOU.PLEASE LEAVE YOUR EXISTING BOY FRIEND OR HUSBAND.OTHERWISE,YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY THE HEAVY AMOUNT,WHICH I KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD.CONSIDER THIS A LOVE AFFAIR NOW OR A THIRD WORLD WAR.PANYAATNAA.YAA TIBYAA OCHIN SILNAYE LOOBALOO.PAJALOOSTAA ,LOOBICHE MINYAA APYAAT.WIBRASHICHE SAWAI MOOJH.LENACHKAA ,AKHTO TAAM?VOT, YA KACHELAAS ASHTO MEIN JHILI WAMESTE B ELIGAANTANAYA KWAARTEERU?TAGDA YAA KACHELAA ,IJOOCHAACH MUZIKAA,SICHAAS YAA EMPERAATA.OO MINYAA MANOGAA DENGI.ASKOLKAA TE KHOCHIS?ASKAAZI MINYAA.YAA DOOMAYU ASHTO TIBYAA NAADA ASNACHAALA LOBITSYAA MINYAA,APYAAT.PANIMAICHE?YAA PRASHOO UKRAINKAYA GASOODAARSHTAWA,ASHTO WE MINYAA PAMMAGAALI,PATAAMOOCHTAA YAA OCHIN SILNAYE LOOBALYU,UKRAINSKAYA ALEONA VIKTOROVNAA,YAA TOJHE LOOBALYOO EYO MAMACHKA NEENA EBGEBNEENA,PAPACHKA ALEKZAANDAR EVAANOWICH.PAZALOOSTAA.PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000........
Saturday, 13 March 2010
DISCO 2000,APSARAON KI RANGEEN DUNIYAA,KIEV.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.14 MARCH,2010.DISCO 2000,KIEV KA ATYANT HI KHOOBSOORAT DISCOTHEQUE THAA.MAIN AUR HAMAARE MITRA GAURAV WAHAAN KE INDRA DEVTAA THEY.HUM,HAR SHAAM SUIT PAHANKAR,FRENCH PERFUME MAARKAR,SHAHENSHAAH BANKAR,WAHAAN JAATE THEY.
APSARAYEN CHILLATI THEEN KI RINKU AA GAYAA ,RINKU AA GAYAA.
MAIN 1992 AD KI BAAT KAR RAHAA HOON.KHOOL JAATA THAA ANGEENAT CHAMPAGNE KI BOTALEN,AUR MAIN OON APSARAON KO HAR SHAAM,RAAT PEELAATA THAA.MERE BAAHON MEIN EK SAATH 25-25 APSARAAYEN SAMAAKE SHAAM 8PM SE SOOBAH 4 AM TAK NRITYA KARTE THEY AUR MAIN OON PACHISON HASEENAO KE HOOTHON KA RASPAAN KARTAA THAA.SAMVOG KARKE OONHE SANTOOSHTA KARTA THAA.
1993AD MEIN,DISCO 2000 KO ATYAADHUNIK KAR DIYAA GAYAA.AB ESTHITI YE HO GAI KI MAINE WAHAAN BHEED BADHAA DIYAA.EK APSARA KE SAATH NRITYA KARTE HOOE,OOSE APNI AAGOSH MEIN LEKARKE,OOSNE MERE HOTHON KO APNI KHOOSHBOODAAR HOTHON SE CHOOSTE HOOE SOOBAH KARDETE THEY,BAGAL MEIN KOI DOOSRA JODAA BHI YAHI KARTAA THAA PARANTU NAZAR NAHIN AATA THAA,KYOON KI LIGHT KA AISA INTEZAAM,LASER LIGHT KA,KI WO SIDHE MERE BAGAL MEIN GEERTA THAA AUR BAGAL WAALI JODI KYAA KAR RAHAA HAYE,YAH DIKHAI NAHIN DETAA THAA.KABHI-KABHI DIKHAI PI PAD JAATA THAA.
KABHI-KABHI ,KOOHAASA OOTHATA THAA TO BAGAL WAALE KO CHIPAA DETAA THAA,TO KABHI-KABHI,SHIRT KE RANG KO DOOSRE RANG MEIN BADAL DETAA THAA.SHIRT KA RANG JAISE LAAL HOTAA THAA TO WO BAEGANI DIKHNE LAGATA THAA,AUR OOS SHIRT KAA JO BOUNDARY HOTAA THAA WO NEELAA HO JAATA THAA.JOOTE KA RANG SAFED HONE PAR WO HARA DIKHNE LAGATA THAA AUR OOSKE FEETE NARANGI RANG KE DEEKHNE LAGTE THEY.OOS MEHFIL MEIN HAR AADHE GHANTE PE FRENCH PERFUME GUN SE PERFUME FIRE KIYAA JAATA THAA.DANCE FLOOR KA SPACE 10,000 SQ.FT.THAA.ZAMEEN LAKADI KA THAA.OPEN SYSTEM KA DISCOTHEQUE THAA,OOPRI MANZIL PE KHAANE PEENE KAA INTEZAAM THAA,JO KI SIDHE DANCE FLOOR SE DIKHTA THAA.JAROOR WAHI,SWARGA THAA.POORE VISHWA MEIN AISA KHOOBSOORAT MAHAOL,ROOMAANI MAHAOL,WAISA CHAN KAHIN NAHIN HOGA YAH MERA DAAWA HAYE.KIEV KI APSARAON KA MOOJHPAR MAHAASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR KA KARZA HAYE.JISE MAIN OOTAAR RAHAA HOON.AUR MARTE DUM TAK ,ANTIM SAANS TAK OOTAARTA RAHOONGAA.AB BOLIYE,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP.....................................ANANT BAAP RE BAAP.
RINKU ADARSH
RANGEEN BAADSHAH,SWARGA KAA BAADSHAH.
PRANAAM.14 MARCH,2010.DISCO 2000,KIEV KA ATYANT HI KHOOBSOORAT DISCOTHEQUE THAA.MAIN AUR HAMAARE MITRA GAURAV WAHAAN KE INDRA DEVTAA THEY.HUM,HAR SHAAM SUIT PAHANKAR,FRENCH PERFUME MAARKAR,SHAHENSHAAH BANKAR,WAHAAN JAATE THEY.
APSARAYEN CHILLATI THEEN KI RINKU AA GAYAA ,RINKU AA GAYAA.
MAIN 1992 AD KI BAAT KAR RAHAA HOON.KHOOL JAATA THAA ANGEENAT CHAMPAGNE KI BOTALEN,AUR MAIN OON APSARAON KO HAR SHAAM,RAAT PEELAATA THAA.MERE BAAHON MEIN EK SAATH 25-25 APSARAAYEN SAMAAKE SHAAM 8PM SE SOOBAH 4 AM TAK NRITYA KARTE THEY AUR MAIN OON PACHISON HASEENAO KE HOOTHON KA RASPAAN KARTAA THAA.SAMVOG KARKE OONHE SANTOOSHTA KARTA THAA.
1993AD MEIN,DISCO 2000 KO ATYAADHUNIK KAR DIYAA GAYAA.AB ESTHITI YE HO GAI KI MAINE WAHAAN BHEED BADHAA DIYAA.EK APSARA KE SAATH NRITYA KARTE HOOE,OOSE APNI AAGOSH MEIN LEKARKE,OOSNE MERE HOTHON KO APNI KHOOSHBOODAAR HOTHON SE CHOOSTE HOOE SOOBAH KARDETE THEY,BAGAL MEIN KOI DOOSRA JODAA BHI YAHI KARTAA THAA PARANTU NAZAR NAHIN AATA THAA,KYOON KI LIGHT KA AISA INTEZAAM,LASER LIGHT KA,KI WO SIDHE MERE BAGAL MEIN GEERTA THAA AUR BAGAL WAALI JODI KYAA KAR RAHAA HAYE,YAH DIKHAI NAHIN DETAA THAA.KABHI-KABHI DIKHAI PI PAD JAATA THAA.
KABHI-KABHI ,KOOHAASA OOTHATA THAA TO BAGAL WAALE KO CHIPAA DETAA THAA,TO KABHI-KABHI,SHIRT KE RANG KO DOOSRE RANG MEIN BADAL DETAA THAA.SHIRT KA RANG JAISE LAAL HOTAA THAA TO WO BAEGANI DIKHNE LAGATA THAA,AUR OOS SHIRT KAA JO BOUNDARY HOTAA THAA WO NEELAA HO JAATA THAA.JOOTE KA RANG SAFED HONE PAR WO HARA DIKHNE LAGATA THAA AUR OOSKE FEETE NARANGI RANG KE DEEKHNE LAGTE THEY.OOS MEHFIL MEIN HAR AADHE GHANTE PE FRENCH PERFUME GUN SE PERFUME FIRE KIYAA JAATA THAA.DANCE FLOOR KA SPACE 10,000 SQ.FT.THAA.ZAMEEN LAKADI KA THAA.OPEN SYSTEM KA DISCOTHEQUE THAA,OOPRI MANZIL PE KHAANE PEENE KAA INTEZAAM THAA,JO KI SIDHE DANCE FLOOR SE DIKHTA THAA.JAROOR WAHI,SWARGA THAA.POORE VISHWA MEIN AISA KHOOBSOORAT MAHAOL,ROOMAANI MAHAOL,WAISA CHAN KAHIN NAHIN HOGA YAH MERA DAAWA HAYE.KIEV KI APSARAON KA MOOJHPAR MAHAASANKHO AMERIKI DOLLAR KA KARZA HAYE.JISE MAIN OOTAAR RAHAA HOON.AUR MARTE DUM TAK ,ANTIM SAANS TAK OOTAARTA RAHOONGAA.AB BOLIYE,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP,BAAP RE BAAP.....................................ANANT BAAP RE BAAP.
RINKU ADARSH
RANGEEN BAADSHAH,SWARGA KAA BAADSHAH.
KRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAHTE HAIN KI ,HEY RINKU AUR SOONAO.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.14MARCH,2010.SWARGA LOK,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KE SAAMNE.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAHTE HAIN KI HEY RINKU AUR SOONAO,BAHAOT ANAND AA RAHAA HAYE.SOONIYE,PRABHU.
LEKIN,PHIR AJAY BHAIYAA KI SAHYOG KI AAWASHYAKTA HAYE.AJAY BHAIYAA ,AASHIRVAAD DIJIYE.KRIPAYAA ESKO ANYATHAA MAT LIJIYEGA.KYAA HOOA THAA OOS DIN,JIS DIN NEERA JI KA KHOON KARDIYAA GAYAA THAA,9 MANZILE HOSTEL SE DHAKEL KE?PRABHU,POORA KIEV RO PADAA THAA,BAWANDAR AA GAYAA THAA.HUM SABHI LOG RO PADE THEY.POORAA PRAKIRTI DARAAWNAA HO GAYAA THAA.HEY,PRABHU AAP ANANT HAIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR..............................
PRANAAM.14MARCH,2010.SWARGA LOK,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KE SAAMNE.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAHTE HAIN KI HEY RINKU AUR SOONAO,BAHAOT ANAND AA RAHAA HAYE.SOONIYE,PRABHU.
LEKIN,PHIR AJAY BHAIYAA KI SAHYOG KI AAWASHYAKTA HAYE.AJAY BHAIYAA ,AASHIRVAAD DIJIYE.KRIPAYAA ESKO ANYATHAA MAT LIJIYEGA.KYAA HOOA THAA OOS DIN,JIS DIN NEERA JI KA KHOON KARDIYAA GAYAA THAA,9 MANZILE HOSTEL SE DHAKEL KE?PRABHU,POORA KIEV RO PADAA THAA,BAWANDAR AA GAYAA THAA.HUM SABHI LOG RO PADE THEY.POORAA PRAKIRTI DARAAWNAA HO GAYAA THAA.HEY,PRABHU AAP ANANT HAIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR..............................
Friday, 12 March 2010
KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY--6 NOBEL POORASHKAAR VIJETAON KI UNIVERSITY.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.13MARCH,2010.KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY VISHWA KA SABSE BEHTARIN MEDICAL UNIVERSITY HAYE.WAHAAN 6 NOBEL POORASHKAAR VIJETAA DOCTOR HAYEN.OONHONE MUJHSE KAHAA KI KHAAK MEDICAL MEIN APNI ZINDAGI BARBAAD KAR RAHE HO.SANGEETKAAR BANO.POORI DUNIYAA MAREGI TUMPAR.AAYEN?OONKO KAISE PATAA CHAL GAYAA THAA KI MAIN SACHMOOCH SANSAAR MEIN 1 PIECE BAN SAKTA HOON,JABKI MERI SANGEET KI TAEYAARI OOS SAMAYE BAHAOT HI MAAMOOLI THAA.SOCHIYE?
WAHAAN KE SWIMMING POOL KE KINAARE KHADI THEEN 10 LADKIYAAN.MAINE OONSE OONKA PARICHAYE POOCHA?WO 10 KE 10 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST THEEN TAERAAKI KI.WO BHI EK BAAR KI NAHIN,HAR VARSH KE OLYMPIC KI.AAYU?MAATRA 16 VARSH.
HAMAARE MEDICAL COLLEGE MEIN ,MERE CLASS MEIN 200 STUDENTS THEN.180 APSARAAYEN AUR 20 LADKE.
MEDICAL COLLEGE KE NICHE BAR AUR DISCOTHEQUE THAA.WAHAAN KI DOCTOR MAHILAA PROFESSOR MUJHSE SAMVOG KARWAANA CHAHTI THEEN.VODKA PIKARKE PADHAATI THEEN.WAHAAN JATIL SE JATIL OPERATION ,VODKA PEEKARKE SAMPANN HOTAA HAYE.AMERICA,ENGLAND,FRANCE,GERMANY,CANADA ITYAADI DESHON SE DOCTOR WAHAAN OPERATION SIKHNE AATE HAIN.WAHAAN FOOTBALL NAHIN KHELNE PAR ,EXAM MEIN FAIL KAR DIYAA JAATA HAYE.FOOTBALL KHELNAA MAHILAA OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST HASEENA SIKHATI HAIN.OONKI AAYU?MAATRA 23 VARSH.MEDICAL PROFESSOR KI AAYU?22 VARSH.
MAINE KITNI HASEENAON KO ABHI TAK SANTOOSHTA KIYAA HOGAA?HAZAARON.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPERAATA..................
PRANAAM.13MARCH,2010.KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY VISHWA KA SABSE BEHTARIN MEDICAL UNIVERSITY HAYE.WAHAAN 6 NOBEL POORASHKAAR VIJETAA DOCTOR HAYEN.OONHONE MUJHSE KAHAA KI KHAAK MEDICAL MEIN APNI ZINDAGI BARBAAD KAR RAHE HO.SANGEETKAAR BANO.POORI DUNIYAA MAREGI TUMPAR.AAYEN?OONKO KAISE PATAA CHAL GAYAA THAA KI MAIN SACHMOOCH SANSAAR MEIN 1 PIECE BAN SAKTA HOON,JABKI MERI SANGEET KI TAEYAARI OOS SAMAYE BAHAOT HI MAAMOOLI THAA.SOCHIYE?
WAHAAN KE SWIMMING POOL KE KINAARE KHADI THEEN 10 LADKIYAAN.MAINE OONSE OONKA PARICHAYE POOCHA?WO 10 KE 10 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST THEEN TAERAAKI KI.WO BHI EK BAAR KI NAHIN,HAR VARSH KE OLYMPIC KI.AAYU?MAATRA 16 VARSH.
HAMAARE MEDICAL COLLEGE MEIN ,MERE CLASS MEIN 200 STUDENTS THEN.180 APSARAAYEN AUR 20 LADKE.
MEDICAL COLLEGE KE NICHE BAR AUR DISCOTHEQUE THAA.WAHAAN KI DOCTOR MAHILAA PROFESSOR MUJHSE SAMVOG KARWAANA CHAHTI THEEN.VODKA PIKARKE PADHAATI THEEN.WAHAAN JATIL SE JATIL OPERATION ,VODKA PEEKARKE SAMPANN HOTAA HAYE.AMERICA,ENGLAND,FRANCE,GERMANY,CANADA ITYAADI DESHON SE DOCTOR WAHAAN OPERATION SIKHNE AATE HAIN.WAHAAN FOOTBALL NAHIN KHELNE PAR ,EXAM MEIN FAIL KAR DIYAA JAATA HAYE.FOOTBALL KHELNAA MAHILAA OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST HASEENA SIKHATI HAIN.OONKI AAYU?MAATRA 23 VARSH.MEDICAL PROFESSOR KI AAYU?22 VARSH.
MAINE KITNI HASEENAON KO ABHI TAK SANTOOSHTA KIYAA HOGAA?HAZAARON.
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EMPERAATA..................
SWARGA KE ADAALAT KI SAZAA--JO MAN MEIN AAO KAR DAALO,KOI BANDHAN NAHIN HAYE--SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.13 MARCH,2010.SWARGA KI ADAALAT NE MUJHE POORA POWER DE DIYAA HAYE.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAHTE HAIN KI HEY ARJUN JAB TUM PEHLE HI MAHABHARAT JEET CHOOKE HO TO AB DHANOOSH OOTHAKE KYA KAROGE.AAJ SE TUM HI KRISHNA,TUM HI RAAM,TUM HI GEORGE BUSH,TUMHI BILL CLINTON,TUM HI QUEEN ELIZABETH II,TUM HI KARL MARX,TUM HI LENIN,TUM HI HITLER,TUM HI PORAS KA SIKANDAR,TUM HI SAB KOOCH HO.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
PRANAAM.13 MARCH,2010.SWARGA KI ADAALAT NE MUJHE POORA POWER DE DIYAA HAYE.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAHTE HAIN KI HEY ARJUN JAB TUM PEHLE HI MAHABHARAT JEET CHOOKE HO TO AB DHANOOSH OOTHAKE KYA KAROGE.AAJ SE TUM HI KRISHNA,TUM HI RAAM,TUM HI GEORGE BUSH,TUMHI BILL CLINTON,TUM HI QUEEN ELIZABETH II,TUM HI KARL MARX,TUM HI LENIN,TUM HI HITLER,TUM HI PORAS KA SIKANDAR,TUM HI SAB KOOCH HO.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
'BIHAARI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ARABI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ROOSI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ITALIAN UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'AMERIKI UNDERWORLD'BANAAM'ANGAREZI UNDERWORLD'.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.13 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN VIBHINN UNDERWORLDS KI CHARCHAA KAROONGA.AAJ MAIN INDRA KE DARBAAR MEIN HOON.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAH RAHE HAIN KI GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAO AUR BOLO KI SATYA BOLOONGAA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.MAIN GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAATA HOON KI MAIN SATYA BOLOONA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.LEKIN PEHLE MUKHE KOOCH MITRON KE SAHYOG KI AAWASHYAKTA HAYE.PEHLE OONSE SAHYOG LE LOON.AJAY BHAIYAA,AASHIRVAAD DIJIYE,KYOON KI AAPNEHI MUJHE ROOS KI DHARTI PE OOTAARA THAA.VINID,SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ANAND SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ASHRAF PERVEZ,TUM AAJ 10 DESHON KA SANCHAALAN KAR RAHE HO SAHYOG DENAA YAAR.NEERA JI AAP BHI SWARGA LOK SE SAHYOG DIJIYE.VINEED KAHTA HAYE KI WO SIWAAN KE SHAHABUDDIN SAHEB SE BHI JYAADA KHATARNAAK HAYE.GAURAV TUM JAHAAN KAHIN BHI HO SAHYOG DENAA.
SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI JOR SE SHANKH BAJAIYE.AAPKA ARJUN DHANUSH OOTHAA LIYAA HAYE.POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
1.KYAA HOOA JAB MERE MAAMA SHRI NE MUJHE INDIRA GANDHI ANTARRASHTRIYE HAWAI ADDA,NEW DELHI PE AKELE CHOD DIYAA THAA RAM BHAROSE ROOS YAATRA KE PEHLE?ANAND AUR VINEED NE MUJHE KAHAA KI AUKAAD MEIN AAJAO,NAHIN TO MAAR KHAOGE.MAIN DAR GAYAA.
2.ROOS KE SHERMETOVA HAWAI ADDE PE PAHOONCH GAYAA.SABSE PEHLE MUJHE KREMLIN YAANI KI RED SQUARE LE JAAYA GAYAA,JAHAAN KI KARL MARX AUR LENIN DONO DAFNAAYE HOOE HAYEN.PHIR MOSCOW KE DELHI RESTAURANT MEIN KHAANA KHILAAYA GAYAA.PHIR KIEV PAHOONCHAA DIYAA GAYAA.KIEV MEIN RAAT HO CHOOKA THAA.MAIN MAYOOS THAA,BHARAT KI YAAD AA RAHI THI.
3.SOOBAH JAB SADAK PE APNE HOSTEL SE NIKLAA TO CHAKIT RAH GAYAA,KIEV KI KHOOBSOORATI DEKHKAR.MAIN AUR 3 DOST OOS SHAHAR KO NIHAAR RAHE THEY.ACHAANAK 3 KHOOBSOORAT PARIYAAN HAMAARE TARAF AANE LAGIN.HUM DAR GAYE.WO HUMSE LIGHTER MAANGANE LAGIN APNE CIGARETTE KO SOOLGAANE KE LIYE.HUM KHOOSHI SE OONKE CIGARETTE KO JALAA DIYEN.WO DHANYAWAAD KAHKAR CHALI GAIN.
4.HOSTEL KE EKHIN BLOCK MEIN MUJHE,VINID,ANAND,ASHRAF PERVEZ,HARJEET KO RAKHAA GAYAA.HUMLOG ASTALICHNAYA VODKA MANGWAYE,PIYE AUR OOSI DAORAAN MAARPIT KAR BAETHE.MAINE ASHRAF PERVEZ KO EK SIDE KICK MAARA AUR WO OOD GAYAA.YAANI WO OOSI DIN PARASTA HO GAYA.HARJEET AUR EK AUR MUMBAI KA LADKA,DONO DAR GAYE.YAANI PEHLE HI DIN 3 LOGON PE JEET.AB BACH GAYE ANAND AUR VINEED.WO DONO MILKAR MUJHPE HAAWI HO GAYEN KYOON KI OONHE AJAY BHAIYAA KA SAHYOG PRAAPTA THAA.AJAY BHAIYA,YAANI KI BIHARI DON,10 LOGON KE GROUP MEIN GHOOMTE THEY.
5.SHURU HO GAYAA ISHKA KA DAOR.PEHLE HI DIN VINEED NE MUJHE ROOSI HASEENAON KE SAAMNE GAANE KA MAOKAA DIYAA AUR MAIN STOOL PE TAAL DEKARKE GAANA GAAYA AUR SAARI HASINAAYEN CHAARON KHAANE CHIT HO GAIN.MAIN BAHAOT HALKE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI KE BAAD WAHAAN GAYAA THAA.SABKE HAANTHON HASEENAYEN FANS GAIN.SIRFA MUJHE CHODKAR.
6.MUJHE SHARAABI GHOSHIT KARKE HASEENAO KE BEECH BADNAAM KAR DIYAA GAYAA,TAAKI KOI HASEENA MUJHSE NA FANS SAKE,LEKIN OKSANA PEHLI LADKI THI JISE MAIN PATAANA CHAHTAA THAA,PAR TAANYAA JISE MAIN BAHAN MAANTA THAA WO SHAYAAD MUJHSE PYAAR KARTI THI AUR OKSANA KO MERE RAASTE SE HATAA DIYAA.TAANYA THODI BAHAOT ANGAREZI JAANTI THI AUR MERE AUR OKSANA KE BEECH KI TRANSLATOR THI.OKSANA KO ARABI LADKE NE PATAA LIYAA.
7.2 MAHINE KE BAAD GAURAV PAHOONCHAA PATNA SE.POOCHAA KI KOI PATI KI NAHIN?MAIN BOLA NAHIN.OOSNE KAHAA KYAA KHAAK KAR RAHE THEY YAHAAN DO MAHINO SE.CHALO AAJ OODGHATAN KAR DIYAA JAAYE.MAIN,GAURAV AUR EK PAAKISTAANI LADKAA TEENO IKATTHE HASEENAYEN TALAASHNE MEIN LAG GAYE.BAHAOT KHOJA PAR KOI MIL HI NAHIN RAHAA THAA.PAAKISTAANI MITRA KA BAAL OOJLAA THAA AUR BILKOOL ANGAREZ DEEKH RAHAA THAA.ROOSI RANDDI NE KAHAA KI YE BHOORA BAAL WAALA PAKISTAANI CHALEGAA PARANTOO MAIN EEN DO KAALE BAAL WAALE LADKON KO BARBAAD NAHIN KAROONGI.INTOURIST HOTEL KE DISCOTHEQUE MEIN HAMEN 2 RANDDIYAAN MIL GAIN.HUMLOGON NE DANCE KIYAA AUR SAODAA TAYE HO GAYA.DONO KE SAATH MAIN AUR GAURAV NE POORI RAAT SAMVOG KIYAA.PAKISTAANI MITRA PAISA KHARCHA NAHIN KIYE ISLIYE CHOOT GAYE.OODGHAATAN HO GAYAA.
8.3 MAHINO KE BAAD BHASHA KAAM CHALAOO SIKHNE KE BAAD MAINE APNE KAMRE KO BADAL DIYAA.MUJHE NAYAA MITRA MILAA,JO KI MAHAAN ROOSI DOCTOR VAEGYAANIK THAA.WO SOOBAH JALDI OOTH JAATA THAA SOOBAH MEIN,LEKIN MAINE DER TAK SOKAR OOSE AALSI BANAA DIYAA.OOSNE MUJHE 3 ROOSI FRCS DOCTOR HASEENAON SE MILWAAYA.MAINE DR.TORSOON KO KAH DIYAA KI MAIN OONKE SAATH SAMVOG KARNAA CHAHTAA HOON.WO MUJHSE FANS GAIN,AUR ROZ CHOODAI SHURU HO GAI,SOOBAH SE RAAT TAK.WO MUJHE KHAANE KHILAATIN,SHARAAB PILAATIN,AUR SAMVOG KARWAATIN.SHAADI KARNE KO KAHAA.MAINE NAA KAR DIYAA.
9.PRATHAM VARSH FRCS,MCH DOCTORON KI CHOODAI SE KAAM CHAL GAYAA.
10.DOOSRE VARSH,LENA JI MEEL GAIN.LENAA JI KE PEETA JI NOBEL POORASKAAR VIJETAA AUR MAATA JI MASHHOOR NRITYAA NIRDESHIKAA THEEN.DONO NE HAMAARE MOHABBAT BHARPOOR VIRODH KIYAA.MERA PAISA NEERA JI PACHAA GAI THEEN ISLIYE MAIN BEENA IDENTITY PROOF KE WAHAAN KE POLICE SE CHIP-CHIP KE OONSE MILTAA RAHAA.MERA PASSPORT BHI CHEEN LIYAA GAYAA THAA.
11.LENAA KI MUMMY NE MOOJHE ROOSI UNDERWORLD KE HAWAALE KAR DIYAA AUR PEETA JI NE BHI.MAIN SHARAAB PEEKAR BAHAOT GEERA ROOS MEIN,LEKIN EH KHAROCH BHI NAHIN AAYA.MAIN AJAY BHAIYAA SE TAN GAYAA AUR APNA ALAG GANG BANAA LIYAA.OOSI LADAI KE PARINAAM SWAROOP NEERA JI KO JAANSE MAARDIYAA GAYAA.MAINE AJAY BHAIYAA KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA.
12.OOSI VARSH AJAY BHAIYA KE SANCHAALAN MEIN HINDU BANAAM MUSLIM KE YOODH KA SANCHAALAN HOOA,AUR MUJHE MOHRA BANAKARKE,PAKISTAANI AUR ARABI LOGON KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA GAYAA.BHAYANAAK LADAI HOOI,ARABI PAKISTAANIYON KI SANKHYAA HUM BIHARIYON SE JYAADA THEE.PAR HUMLOGON NE OONHE CHEETI KE TARAH KOOCHAL DIYAA.
13.KYAA,ROOSI PRASHASHAN KO YAH SAB NAHIN MAALOOM THAA?KYAA ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY BEWAKOOF HAYE?MAIN TO ISE CIA AUR FBI SE BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK MAANTA HOON.
14.KAON HAMAARE AUR LENAA KI MADAD KAR RAHAA THAA?ROOSI AGENCIYAAN.KYOON 5 KAROD DOLLAR KE GENERAL STORE KO TODNE PAR BHI MUJHE SAZAA NAHIN DIYAA GAYAA?
15.YAANI KI NO.1--ROOSI UNDERWORLD,NO.2--BIHAARI UNDERWORLD,NO.3--ANGAREZI UNDERWORLD,NO.4AMERIKI CIA,FBI,NO.5--ARABI UNDERWORLD,NO.6--ITALIAN UNDERWORLD.
16.AAJ TO HAAMARE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI PRAKAASHTHA PE HAYE,NAAM,SHAOHARAT,DOONIYAA MEIN NO.1 POSITION PE HAYE.AAJ MAIN KITNA SHAKTISHAALI HOONGAA,ANDAAZ LAGAA LIJIYE.
17.AAJ MAIN DUNIYAA KE JIS DESH MEIN JAAONGAA ,MERAA RED CARPET SE WAHAAN KE RASHTRAPATI SWAAGAT KARENGE.
18.AAJ MAIN,YAANI KI EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE AGAR PATNA SE HI CHAHE TO FBI,CIA,ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY,DOONIYAA KE KISI BHI AGENCY KO AISA MAAR SAKTAA HAYE KI PATAA BHI NAHIN CHALEGAA KI KAON,KISKO,KAB,KAHAAN MAAR GIRAAYAA.SOORAAG BHI NAHIN MILEGAA.
19.AAJ MERE PEECHE DUNIYAA KI KAI AGENCIA LAGI HOOI HAYEN.LEKIN WO SAFAL KYOON NAHIN HO PAA RAHE HAIN?KYOON KI MUJHSE EES SANSAAR KO MAHAASHANKHON AMERIKI DOLLAR PRAAPTA HONE KI UMMID BANDH GAI HAYE.
20.AMITABH BACHCHAN UNCLE NE THEEK KAHAA THAA,KISI FILM MEIN KI 'EK MOORGI THI JO ROZ EK SONE KA ANDDA DETI THI.OOSKE MAALIK NE SOCHA KI KYOON NAHIN ESKAA PET FAADKE SAARE ANDDO KO EK HI DIN MEIN PRAAPTA KAR LIYAA JAAYE.WO PET FAAD DIYE AUR MOORGI MAR GAI.WO EK SONE KA ANDDA BHI JO ROZ MILTA THAA MILNAA BAND HO GAYA.SAMAJH GAYE NAA DAABAR SAHEB'.DAABAR SAHEB KAHTE HAIN KI'MAIN TO MAZAAK KAR RAHAA THAA'.AMIT UNCLE NE KAHAA KI MAIN BHI JAANTAA HOON DAABAR SAHEB KI AAP MAZAAK KAR RAHE THEY.'WO KYAA HAYE KI AAPOON KA AAJ MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE',SAMJHA KYAA,AAPOON KA MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE.
PRANAAM.13 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN VIBHINN UNDERWORLDS KI CHARCHAA KAROONGA.AAJ MAIN INDRA KE DARBAAR MEIN HOON.SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN KAH RAHE HAIN KI GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAO AUR BOLO KI SATYA BOLOONGAA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.MAIN GEETA CHOOKARKE KASAM KHAATA HOON KI MAIN SATYA BOLOONA AUR SATYA KE SEEWA KOOCH NAHIN BOLOONGA.LEKIN PEHLE MUKHE KOOCH MITRON KE SAHYOG KI AAWASHYAKTA HAYE.PEHLE OONSE SAHYOG LE LOON.AJAY BHAIYAA,AASHIRVAAD DIJIYE,KYOON KI AAPNEHI MUJHE ROOS KI DHARTI PE OOTAARA THAA.VINID,SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ANAND SAHYOG DO ROOS SE BAETHE-BAETHE.ASHRAF PERVEZ,TUM AAJ 10 DESHON KA SANCHAALAN KAR RAHE HO SAHYOG DENAA YAAR.NEERA JI AAP BHI SWARGA LOK SE SAHYOG DIJIYE.VINEED KAHTA HAYE KI WO SIWAAN KE SHAHABUDDIN SAHEB SE BHI JYAADA KHATARNAAK HAYE.GAURAV TUM JAHAAN KAHIN BHI HO SAHYOG DENAA.
SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI JOR SE SHANKH BAJAIYE.AAPKA ARJUN DHANUSH OOTHAA LIYAA HAYE.POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
1.KYAA HOOA JAB MERE MAAMA SHRI NE MUJHE INDIRA GANDHI ANTARRASHTRIYE HAWAI ADDA,NEW DELHI PE AKELE CHOD DIYAA THAA RAM BHAROSE ROOS YAATRA KE PEHLE?ANAND AUR VINEED NE MUJHE KAHAA KI AUKAAD MEIN AAJAO,NAHIN TO MAAR KHAOGE.MAIN DAR GAYAA.
2.ROOS KE SHERMETOVA HAWAI ADDE PE PAHOONCH GAYAA.SABSE PEHLE MUJHE KREMLIN YAANI KI RED SQUARE LE JAAYA GAYAA,JAHAAN KI KARL MARX AUR LENIN DONO DAFNAAYE HOOE HAYEN.PHIR MOSCOW KE DELHI RESTAURANT MEIN KHAANA KHILAAYA GAYAA.PHIR KIEV PAHOONCHAA DIYAA GAYAA.KIEV MEIN RAAT HO CHOOKA THAA.MAIN MAYOOS THAA,BHARAT KI YAAD AA RAHI THI.
3.SOOBAH JAB SADAK PE APNE HOSTEL SE NIKLAA TO CHAKIT RAH GAYAA,KIEV KI KHOOBSOORATI DEKHKAR.MAIN AUR 3 DOST OOS SHAHAR KO NIHAAR RAHE THEY.ACHAANAK 3 KHOOBSOORAT PARIYAAN HAMAARE TARAF AANE LAGIN.HUM DAR GAYE.WO HUMSE LIGHTER MAANGANE LAGIN APNE CIGARETTE KO SOOLGAANE KE LIYE.HUM KHOOSHI SE OONKE CIGARETTE KO JALAA DIYEN.WO DHANYAWAAD KAHKAR CHALI GAIN.
4.HOSTEL KE EKHIN BLOCK MEIN MUJHE,VINID,ANAND,ASHRAF PERVEZ,HARJEET KO RAKHAA GAYAA.HUMLOG ASTALICHNAYA VODKA MANGWAYE,PIYE AUR OOSI DAORAAN MAARPIT KAR BAETHE.MAINE ASHRAF PERVEZ KO EK SIDE KICK MAARA AUR WO OOD GAYAA.YAANI WO OOSI DIN PARASTA HO GAYA.HARJEET AUR EK AUR MUMBAI KA LADKA,DONO DAR GAYE.YAANI PEHLE HI DIN 3 LOGON PE JEET.AB BACH GAYE ANAND AUR VINEED.WO DONO MILKAR MUJHPE HAAWI HO GAYEN KYOON KI OONHE AJAY BHAIYAA KA SAHYOG PRAAPTA THAA.AJAY BHAIYA,YAANI KI BIHARI DON,10 LOGON KE GROUP MEIN GHOOMTE THEY.
5.SHURU HO GAYAA ISHKA KA DAOR.PEHLE HI DIN VINEED NE MUJHE ROOSI HASEENAON KE SAAMNE GAANE KA MAOKAA DIYAA AUR MAIN STOOL PE TAAL DEKARKE GAANA GAAYA AUR SAARI HASINAAYEN CHAARON KHAANE CHIT HO GAIN.MAIN BAHAOT HALKE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI KE BAAD WAHAAN GAYAA THAA.SABKE HAANTHON HASEENAYEN FANS GAIN.SIRFA MUJHE CHODKAR.
6.MUJHE SHARAABI GHOSHIT KARKE HASEENAO KE BEECH BADNAAM KAR DIYAA GAYAA,TAAKI KOI HASEENA MUJHSE NA FANS SAKE,LEKIN OKSANA PEHLI LADKI THI JISE MAIN PATAANA CHAHTAA THAA,PAR TAANYAA JISE MAIN BAHAN MAANTA THAA WO SHAYAAD MUJHSE PYAAR KARTI THI AUR OKSANA KO MERE RAASTE SE HATAA DIYAA.TAANYA THODI BAHAOT ANGAREZI JAANTI THI AUR MERE AUR OKSANA KE BEECH KI TRANSLATOR THI.OKSANA KO ARABI LADKE NE PATAA LIYAA.
7.2 MAHINE KE BAAD GAURAV PAHOONCHAA PATNA SE.POOCHAA KI KOI PATI KI NAHIN?MAIN BOLA NAHIN.OOSNE KAHAA KYAA KHAAK KAR RAHE THEY YAHAAN DO MAHINO SE.CHALO AAJ OODGHATAN KAR DIYAA JAAYE.MAIN,GAURAV AUR EK PAAKISTAANI LADKAA TEENO IKATTHE HASEENAYEN TALAASHNE MEIN LAG GAYE.BAHAOT KHOJA PAR KOI MIL HI NAHIN RAHAA THAA.PAAKISTAANI MITRA KA BAAL OOJLAA THAA AUR BILKOOL ANGAREZ DEEKH RAHAA THAA.ROOSI RANDDI NE KAHAA KI YE BHOORA BAAL WAALA PAKISTAANI CHALEGAA PARANTOO MAIN EEN DO KAALE BAAL WAALE LADKON KO BARBAAD NAHIN KAROONGI.INTOURIST HOTEL KE DISCOTHEQUE MEIN HAMEN 2 RANDDIYAAN MIL GAIN.HUMLOGON NE DANCE KIYAA AUR SAODAA TAYE HO GAYA.DONO KE SAATH MAIN AUR GAURAV NE POORI RAAT SAMVOG KIYAA.PAKISTAANI MITRA PAISA KHARCHA NAHIN KIYE ISLIYE CHOOT GAYE.OODGHAATAN HO GAYAA.
8.3 MAHINO KE BAAD BHASHA KAAM CHALAOO SIKHNE KE BAAD MAINE APNE KAMRE KO BADAL DIYAA.MUJHE NAYAA MITRA MILAA,JO KI MAHAAN ROOSI DOCTOR VAEGYAANIK THAA.WO SOOBAH JALDI OOTH JAATA THAA SOOBAH MEIN,LEKIN MAINE DER TAK SOKAR OOSE AALSI BANAA DIYAA.OOSNE MUJHE 3 ROOSI FRCS DOCTOR HASEENAON SE MILWAAYA.MAINE DR.TORSOON KO KAH DIYAA KI MAIN OONKE SAATH SAMVOG KARNAA CHAHTAA HOON.WO MUJHSE FANS GAIN,AUR ROZ CHOODAI SHURU HO GAI,SOOBAH SE RAAT TAK.WO MUJHE KHAANE KHILAATIN,SHARAAB PILAATIN,AUR SAMVOG KARWAATIN.SHAADI KARNE KO KAHAA.MAINE NAA KAR DIYAA.
9.PRATHAM VARSH FRCS,MCH DOCTORON KI CHOODAI SE KAAM CHAL GAYAA.
10.DOOSRE VARSH,LENA JI MEEL GAIN.LENAA JI KE PEETA JI NOBEL POORASKAAR VIJETAA AUR MAATA JI MASHHOOR NRITYAA NIRDESHIKAA THEEN.DONO NE HAMAARE MOHABBAT BHARPOOR VIRODH KIYAA.MERA PAISA NEERA JI PACHAA GAI THEEN ISLIYE MAIN BEENA IDENTITY PROOF KE WAHAAN KE POLICE SE CHIP-CHIP KE OONSE MILTAA RAHAA.MERA PASSPORT BHI CHEEN LIYAA GAYAA THAA.
11.LENAA KI MUMMY NE MOOJHE ROOSI UNDERWORLD KE HAWAALE KAR DIYAA AUR PEETA JI NE BHI.MAIN SHARAAB PEEKAR BAHAOT GEERA ROOS MEIN,LEKIN EH KHAROCH BHI NAHIN AAYA.MAIN AJAY BHAIYAA SE TAN GAYAA AUR APNA ALAG GANG BANAA LIYAA.OOSI LADAI KE PARINAAM SWAROOP NEERA JI KO JAANSE MAARDIYAA GAYAA.MAINE AJAY BHAIYAA KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA.
12.OOSI VARSH AJAY BHAIYA KE SANCHAALAN MEIN HINDU BANAAM MUSLIM KE YOODH KA SANCHAALAN HOOA,AUR MUJHE MOHRA BANAKARKE,PAKISTAANI AUR ARABI LOGON KO PARASTA KAR DIYAA GAYAA.BHAYANAAK LADAI HOOI,ARABI PAKISTAANIYON KI SANKHYAA HUM BIHARIYON SE JYAADA THEE.PAR HUMLOGON NE OONHE CHEETI KE TARAH KOOCHAL DIYAA.
13.KYAA,ROOSI PRASHASHAN KO YAH SAB NAHIN MAALOOM THAA?KYAA ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY BEWAKOOF HAYE?MAIN TO ISE CIA AUR FBI SE BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK MAANTA HOON.
14.KAON HAMAARE AUR LENAA KI MADAD KAR RAHAA THAA?ROOSI AGENCIYAAN.KYOON 5 KAROD DOLLAR KE GENERAL STORE KO TODNE PAR BHI MUJHE SAZAA NAHIN DIYAA GAYAA?
15.YAANI KI NO.1--ROOSI UNDERWORLD,NO.2--BIHAARI UNDERWORLD,NO.3--ANGAREZI UNDERWORLD,NO.4AMERIKI CIA,FBI,NO.5--ARABI UNDERWORLD,NO.6--ITALIAN UNDERWORLD.
16.AAJ TO HAAMARE SANGEET KI TAEYAARI PRAKAASHTHA PE HAYE,NAAM,SHAOHARAT,DOONIYAA MEIN NO.1 POSITION PE HAYE.AAJ MAIN KITNA SHAKTISHAALI HOONGAA,ANDAAZ LAGAA LIJIYE.
17.AAJ MAIN DUNIYAA KE JIS DESH MEIN JAAONGAA ,MERAA RED CARPET SE WAHAAN KE RASHTRAPATI SWAAGAT KARENGE.
18.AAJ MAIN,YAANI KI EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE AGAR PATNA SE HI CHAHE TO FBI,CIA,ROOSI KHOOFIYAA AGENCY,DOONIYAA KE KISI BHI AGENCY KO AISA MAAR SAKTAA HAYE KI PATAA BHI NAHIN CHALEGAA KI KAON,KISKO,KAB,KAHAAN MAAR GIRAAYAA.SOORAAG BHI NAHIN MILEGAA.
19.AAJ MERE PEECHE DUNIYAA KI KAI AGENCIA LAGI HOOI HAYEN.LEKIN WO SAFAL KYOON NAHIN HO PAA RAHE HAIN?KYOON KI MUJHSE EES SANSAAR KO MAHAASHANKHON AMERIKI DOLLAR PRAAPTA HONE KI UMMID BANDH GAI HAYE.
20.AMITABH BACHCHAN UNCLE NE THEEK KAHAA THAA,KISI FILM MEIN KI 'EK MOORGI THI JO ROZ EK SONE KA ANDDA DETI THI.OOSKE MAALIK NE SOCHA KI KYOON NAHIN ESKAA PET FAADKE SAARE ANDDO KO EK HI DIN MEIN PRAAPTA KAR LIYAA JAAYE.WO PET FAAD DIYE AUR MOORGI MAR GAI.WO EK SONE KA ANDDA BHI JO ROZ MILTA THAA MILNAA BAND HO GAYA.SAMAJH GAYE NAA DAABAR SAHEB'.DAABAR SAHEB KAHTE HAIN KI'MAIN TO MAZAAK KAR RAHAA THAA'.AMIT UNCLE NE KAHAA KI MAIN BHI JAANTAA HOON DAABAR SAHEB KI AAP MAZAAK KAR RAHE THEY.'WO KYAA HAYE KI AAPOON KA AAJ MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE',SAMJHA KYAA,AAPOON KA MAOT SE APPOINTMENT HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE.
PRINCESS DIANA JI--AAPKE PARIVAAR KI DONO RAJKUMAARIYAAN GHAYAL HO GAI HAIN.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.12MARCH,2010.PRINCESS DIANA KE PARIVAAR KI DONO RAJKUMAARIYAAN GHAAYAL HO GAI HAIN.HAMAARE SANGEET KA TEER,THEEK OONKE DIL PAR LAGAA HAYE.MAIN OONSE MILAA NAHIN HOON,PAR YAHIN SE DEKH RAHAA HOON KI WO GHAYAL HO GAI HAIN?KAARAN?IDHAR KOOCH DINO SE MAIN OONKO KHAYAAL MEIN RAKHKE ,MOHABBAT KE TEER MAAR RAHA THAA.WO TEER OONKE DIL PAR LAG GAYA HAYE AUR WO MERE PYAAR MEIN PAAGAL HO GAI HAIN.'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI,RINKU.HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE.
PD--WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?
R--I DID WHAT WAS REQUIRED TO DO.
PD--BUT ARE YOU A FLIRT?
R--NO,ABSOLUTELY NOT.
PD--THEN,WHY DID YOU BROKE THE HEART OF MY 2 PRINCESS?
R--BECAUSE,I WAS CONFUSED,WHOM TO CHOOSE.
PD--WHOM DO YOU LIKE OF THE 2?
R--THE GENE ONE.
PD--NOW YOU WOULD HAVE TO PASTE AN OINTMENT ON HER WOUNDS ALSO.
R--NO PROBLEM.
PD--HOW DID YOU DO THIS WITHOUT MEETING HER?
R--BY THE POWER OF MY MUSIC.
PD--WOULD YOU LEAVE ME NOW?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I AM TRYING TO PULL YOU OUT OF THIS LAKE.
PD--ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WOULD SUCCEED IN THIS?
R--I EARLIER TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD TRY MY BEST TO PULL YOU OUT,BUT I AM NOT SURE WHETHER I WOULD SUCCEED OR NOT.BUT I AM TRYING MY BEST.
PD--OK.WHAT ELSE?
R--PLEASE BLESS ME TO REMAIN HEALTHY.
PD--I BLESS YOU.
R--OK.PLEASE ARRANGE A MEETING WITH YOUR GENE.
PD--I WOULD SOONEST.
R--BYE
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD
PRANAAM.12MARCH,2010.PRINCESS DIANA KE PARIVAAR KI DONO RAJKUMAARIYAAN GHAAYAL HO GAI HAIN.HAMAARE SANGEET KA TEER,THEEK OONKE DIL PAR LAGAA HAYE.MAIN OONSE MILAA NAHIN HOON,PAR YAHIN SE DEKH RAHAA HOON KI WO GHAYAL HO GAI HAIN?KAARAN?IDHAR KOOCH DINO SE MAIN OONKO KHAYAAL MEIN RAKHKE ,MOHABBAT KE TEER MAAR RAHA THAA.WO TEER OONKE DIL PAR LAG GAYA HAYE AUR WO MERE PYAAR MEIN PAAGAL HO GAI HAIN.'PD' AND 'R'.
PD--HI,RINKU.HOW ARE YOU?
R--FINE.
PD--WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?
R--I DID WHAT WAS REQUIRED TO DO.
PD--BUT ARE YOU A FLIRT?
R--NO,ABSOLUTELY NOT.
PD--THEN,WHY DID YOU BROKE THE HEART OF MY 2 PRINCESS?
R--BECAUSE,I WAS CONFUSED,WHOM TO CHOOSE.
PD--WHOM DO YOU LIKE OF THE 2?
R--THE GENE ONE.
PD--NOW YOU WOULD HAVE TO PASTE AN OINTMENT ON HER WOUNDS ALSO.
R--NO PROBLEM.
PD--HOW DID YOU DO THIS WITHOUT MEETING HER?
R--BY THE POWER OF MY MUSIC.
PD--WOULD YOU LEAVE ME NOW?
R--NEVER AND NEVER.I AM TRYING TO PULL YOU OUT OF THIS LAKE.
PD--ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WOULD SUCCEED IN THIS?
R--I EARLIER TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD TRY MY BEST TO PULL YOU OUT,BUT I AM NOT SURE WHETHER I WOULD SUCCEED OR NOT.BUT I AM TRYING MY BEST.
PD--OK.WHAT ELSE?
R--PLEASE BLESS ME TO REMAIN HEALTHY.
PD--I BLESS YOU.
R--OK.PLEASE ARRANGE A MEETING WITH YOUR GENE.
PD--I WOULD SOONEST.
R--BYE
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD
Thursday, 11 March 2010
'ROOS KI MITTI' BANAAM 'BHARAT KI MITTI'.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.12 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN 'ROOS KI MITTI'BANAAM 'BHARAT KI MITTI'KE BEECH FARKON KO BATAATA HOON.
1.'ROOS KI MITTI'--YOON TO BAHAOT SAARE LOG ROOS GAYE HONGE,LEKIN MAATRA 1 YAA 2 MAHINE KE LIYE.KOOCH LOG VARSHON KE LIYE.1 YAA 2 ,YAA 6 MAHINE WAALE KO TO KOOCH SAMAJH AANE SE RAHAA.VARSHON TAK WAHAAN RAHNE WAALON MEIN BHI MUJHE SANDEH HAYE KI SHAAYAD WO OOS MITTI KO SAMAJH PAYE HON.ISKE LIYE DIVYA DRISHTI KI AAWASHYAKTAA HAYE.MAIN BAHAOT GAEHAN ADHYAN KIYAA HOON APNE DIVYA DRISHTI SE WAHAAN KI MITTI KE BAARE MEIN.KYAA-KYAA ADHYAN KIYAA?SOONIYE.
A.ROOS KI MITTI MEIN AMRIT HI AMRIT CHIPAA HOOA HAYE.WAHAAN 3 VARSHON TAK RAHNE KE DAORAAN,MAIN EK BHI DAWAA KI GOLI NAHIN KHAI.KOI BEEMARI HI NAHIN HOOA.WAHAAN KE ASPATAALON MEIN EK BHI ROGI NAZAR NAHIN AAYEGAA.POORA ASPATAAL,SAAF-SOOTHRAA AUR ROGIYON KE BAGAER RAHTA HAYE.
B.WAHAAN KE LOGON KE BAAT KARNE KA KAYEDAA,CHALNE KA KAAYEDAA,OOTHNE KAA KAAYEDAA,BAETHNE KAA KAAYEDAA,KHAANE KA KAAYEDAA,KHILAANE KA KAYEDAA,NAAGRIK PRABANDHAN KA KAAYEDAA,LADNE KA KAAYEDAA,MOHABBAT KARNE KA KAYEDAA ITYAADI DIL KO JEET LENE WAALA HAYE.
C.WAHAAN KI LADKIYAAN ATYANT HI KHOOBSOORAT,ATYANT HI DIVYA,ATYANT HI BHAAWOOK,ATYANT HI SHIKSHIT,ATYANT HI ATYANT HAIN.
D.LENAA JI--JAB BHI KOI LENAA JI KI TASWEER KO DEKHTAA HAYE TO MUJHSE YAHI KAEHTAA HAYE KI MAINE OONHE JAROOR KARODON AMERIKI DOLLAR DEKARKE KHARIDAA HOGAA.SATYA KYAA HAYE?LENAA JI,ROOS MANTHAN KE BAAD PRAAPTA HOOI THEEN.YAANI KI APSARAON KI MAHAARANI.OONHONE MUJHE CHALNE,OOTHNE,BAETHNE,KHAANE,KHILAANE,PEENE,PILAANE,LADNE,JEENE ITYAADI KALAAON KO SIKHAYA.MUJHE SIKSHIT KIYAA.MUJHSE FANSI KAISE?OONKO HAMAARE BHEETAR CHIPE HOOE TATWA DEEKH GAYE THEY.OONSE MERE MASTISHKA AUR DIL,DONO KAA TAAR SWATAH 5 MINATON MEIN JOOD GAYAA THAA.MAIN OONHE AUR WO MUJHE PAEHCHAAN GAIN THEEN.OONHONE MUJHE TARAASHAA AUR APNE KAABIL BANAA DIYAA.ITNI KAABILIYAT,MAATRA 16 VARSH KI LADKI MEIN KAHAAN SE AA GAYAA.GHOR AASHCHARYAJANAK CHEEJ.MUJHE TO LAGTAA HAYE KI WO SAAKSHAAT KOI SWARGA LOK KI APSARAON KI MAHAARANI HONGI,JINHE ROOS KI DHARTI PAR SIRFA MERE LIYE OOTAARA GAYAA THAA.NOBEL POORASKAAR VIJETAA KI POOTRI JO THAHRI.ROOS KE MAHAAN NRITYA NIRDESHIKAA KI SOOPOOTRI JO THAHRIN THEEN.AGAR PRINCESS DIANA JI BOORA NAHIN MAANE TO OONSE HAZAAR GOONA BHAARI VAEKTITWA LENAA JI KAA THAA.HEY SWARGA KE DEVTA,INDRA,DEKARKE CHEEN KYOON LIYAA?KYAA ROOS KI DHARTI PE MOOJHE AAPNE ETNI AMRIT ESLIYEE PEELWAAYAA THAA KI MAIN BHARAT AAKARKE NIRANTAR VEESH PAAN KARTA RAHOON?
E.AGAR MAIN NAAHIN MAROON NAAHIN JEEVIT RAH SAKOON,YAANI KI SHUNYA MEIN CHALA JAAON TO AAP LOG KYAA KARENGE?JALAA DENGE.BHOOL KE BHI AESI GALATI MAT KIJIYEGA.MUJHE ROOS KI DHARTI PE FEK DIJIYEGAA,MAIN JEEVIT HO JAAONGAA.
F.KYAA KAHTE HAYEN ROOS KE RAASHTRAPATI KE BAHAOT KARIBI MITRA BHARAT KE BAARE MEIN?YAHI KI BHARAT TO BAHAOT AMEER DESH HAYE.MAEN KYAA KAEHTAA HOON?BHARAT EK BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK,KAANTO SE BHARA HOOA,DAL DALON SE BHARA HOOA,RAHASMAI DESH HAYE.
2.'BHAARAT KI MITTI'--BHARAT KI MITTI KO AB MAIN SAMAJH GAYA HOON.BHARAT EK BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK AUR RAHASYON SE BHARA HOOA DESH HAYE.YAHAAN SIRF VEESH HEEN VEESH BHARA PADAA HOOA HAYE.KAAGAZ KE BAHAOT SE KOODON KAA BHANDAAR HAYE JISE HUM RUPAYAA KAHTE HAIN.YAHAAN KE RUPAYON MEIN SE SADE HOOE SHAOCHALAYE SI BADBOO AATI HAYE.AUR MOORKH LOG OOSI KE PICHE BHAAG RAHE HAEN.
A.BHARAT KE MITTI PE PAO ZAMAANA ATYANTA HI KATHIN BAAT HAYE.JAB MUJH JAISE DHOORANDHAR VAEKTI KE LIYE YAHAAN TEEKNA EETNAA KAANTON SE BHI JYAADA,DAL DALON SE BHARAA HOOA,VEESHON SE BHARAA HOOA PRATEET HOTA HAYE,TO KHAAK KOI VIDESHI AAKRAMAK YAHAAN TEEK PAAYEGAA?ASAMVAO.BHARAT AAKARKE BADBOODAAR RUPAYON,HEERE,MOTIYON KO LOOT KE BAS LE JAASAKTAA HAYE,PARANTOO JYAADA SAMAYE TAK TEEK NAHIN PAAYEGAA.ESLIYE YAHAAN SE ANGAREZ DHAN BATORKE APNI JAAN BACHAAKAR KE BHAAG GAYE.
B.ESLIYE MUGHAL SAAMRAAJYA KAA PATAN HO GAYAA.ESLIYE NIRANTAR VIDESHI AAKRAMAK DHAN LOOTKAR AUR JAAN BACHAAKAR KE BHAAGTE RAHE.JAISE KI,ARABI LOG,FAARSI LOG,ROMAN LOG ETYAADI.
C.AB TO YAH ASPASHTA HO GAYAA HOGAA KI RAM SETU BANAA THAA KI NAHIN?RAMAYANA,MAHABHARAT MEIN SACHCHAI HAYE KI NAHIN?MAEN BHARAT KO DUNIYAA KI SABSE SHAKTISHAALI DESH MAANTA HOON.NAHIN VISHWAAS HOTAA HAYE TO ETIHAAS KE PANNO KO PALATIYE AUR DEKHIYE KI KITNE AAYE AUR KITNE CHALE GAYE.
D.BHARAT ROOS KYOON NAHIN BAN SAKTAA HAYE?KYOON KI EK HI ASTHAAN PAR VEESH AUR AMRIT KO NAHIN RAKHAA JAA SAKTAA HAYE.
E.YAHIN SE SAMPOORNA SRISHTI KA SANCHAALAN HOTAA HAYE.YAHIN SE MRITYU KE AAGE WAALI DUNIYAA KAA RAASTA JAATA HAYE.YAHIN SE AAP PAATAAL LOK,SWARGA LOK,NARAK LOK ITYAADI LOKON KI SEEDHIYAAN JAATI HAIN.YAHIN AMARATWA KI PRAAPTI HO SAKTI HAYE.YAHIN SE AAP ASOOR YAA DEVTAA BANAYE JAATE HAYEN.YAHIN PAR VEESH AUR AMRIT DONO KA NIRMAAN HOTA HAYE.YAHIN PAR SACHCHA AMRIT CHIPA HOOA
HAYE.KAHAAN HAYE AMRIT?YE SIRFA MAIN JAANTA HOON.MUJHSE PAEHLE BHI KAI MAHAAN LOGON NE ES TATHYA KO SWEEKAAR KIYAA HAYE,JAISE KI MEERA BAI,VISHNU BHAGWAAN,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN,SRI RAM CHANDRA JI,DURGAA MAATA JI,SARASWATI MAATA JI,KAALI MAATA JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN JI,BRAMHAA JI,RAAVAN JI,KANS JI,INDRA DEVTAA,HANUMAAN JI.
F.SAMUDRA MANTHAN HOOA THAA.OOSMEIN HIMALAYAA PARVAT KO DAALKARKE VISHAELE SARPON KE SAATH EK TARAF DEVTAA AUR DOOSRE TARAF ASOOR MILKAR MANTHAN KAR RAHE THEY.OOSI MANTHAN KE FALSWAROOP VEESH AUR AMRIT DONO NIKAALE GAYE.DEVTAA AMRIT PEEKARKE AMAR HO GAYE,LEKIN KOOCH ASOOR LOG KE HAANTHO BHI WO AMRIT LAG GAYAA THAA,JISE PEEKARKE WO DEVTAON SE YUDH KARTE RAHE AUR HAARTE RAHE.WAHI ASOOR LOG AAJ AMERICA AUR ENGLAND JAISE DESHON MEIN BAETHE HOOE HAIN.WAHIN SE OOTPAAT MACHAA RAHE HAIN.KYAA KAREN?ASOOR JO THAHRE.WAHI POORAANI LADAI CHAL RAHI HAYE DEVTAON AUR ASOORON KI.AUR ROOS?ROOS KOOCH NAHIN BAS BHARAT KA KHILTAA HOOA SWAROOP HAYE.
YAANI KI ROOS KI MITTI BHI BHARAT KI MITTI HAYE AUR BHARAT KI MITTI BHI ROOS KI MITTI HAYE.BAHAOT MAANSIK FREQUENCY,AMPLITUDE,TIMBRE,OONSE HAMAARA MILTAA HAYE.AUR JAB TO SAMAAN FREQUENCY AUR AMPLITUDE KI TARANGEN MILTI HAYE TO RESONANCE HOTAA HAYE.YAANI KI MERAA AUR LENAA JI KA FREQUENCY AUR AMPLITUDE MIL GAYAA AUR RESONANCE HO GAYAA.MERAA DAWAA HAYE LENAA JAISI LADKI SIRFA ROOS MEIN PAAYA JA SAKTA HAYE,KAODI KE BHAO MEIN,HAAN AGAR AAP BHI LENAA KE KAABIL HONGE TO.BAAKI VISHWA KE KISI BHI DESH MEIN TO LENAA MILNE SE RAHIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
EMPERARA MEER
PRANAAM.12 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN 'ROOS KI MITTI'BANAAM 'BHARAT KI MITTI'KE BEECH FARKON KO BATAATA HOON.
1.'ROOS KI MITTI'--YOON TO BAHAOT SAARE LOG ROOS GAYE HONGE,LEKIN MAATRA 1 YAA 2 MAHINE KE LIYE.KOOCH LOG VARSHON KE LIYE.1 YAA 2 ,YAA 6 MAHINE WAALE KO TO KOOCH SAMAJH AANE SE RAHAA.VARSHON TAK WAHAAN RAHNE WAALON MEIN BHI MUJHE SANDEH HAYE KI SHAAYAD WO OOS MITTI KO SAMAJH PAYE HON.ISKE LIYE DIVYA DRISHTI KI AAWASHYAKTAA HAYE.MAIN BAHAOT GAEHAN ADHYAN KIYAA HOON APNE DIVYA DRISHTI SE WAHAAN KI MITTI KE BAARE MEIN.KYAA-KYAA ADHYAN KIYAA?SOONIYE.
A.ROOS KI MITTI MEIN AMRIT HI AMRIT CHIPAA HOOA HAYE.WAHAAN 3 VARSHON TAK RAHNE KE DAORAAN,MAIN EK BHI DAWAA KI GOLI NAHIN KHAI.KOI BEEMARI HI NAHIN HOOA.WAHAAN KE ASPATAALON MEIN EK BHI ROGI NAZAR NAHIN AAYEGAA.POORA ASPATAAL,SAAF-SOOTHRAA AUR ROGIYON KE BAGAER RAHTA HAYE.
B.WAHAAN KE LOGON KE BAAT KARNE KA KAYEDAA,CHALNE KA KAAYEDAA,OOTHNE KAA KAAYEDAA,BAETHNE KAA KAAYEDAA,KHAANE KA KAAYEDAA,KHILAANE KA KAYEDAA,NAAGRIK PRABANDHAN KA KAAYEDAA,LADNE KA KAAYEDAA,MOHABBAT KARNE KA KAYEDAA ITYAADI DIL KO JEET LENE WAALA HAYE.
C.WAHAAN KI LADKIYAAN ATYANT HI KHOOBSOORAT,ATYANT HI DIVYA,ATYANT HI BHAAWOOK,ATYANT HI SHIKSHIT,ATYANT HI ATYANT HAIN.
D.LENAA JI--JAB BHI KOI LENAA JI KI TASWEER KO DEKHTAA HAYE TO MUJHSE YAHI KAEHTAA HAYE KI MAINE OONHE JAROOR KARODON AMERIKI DOLLAR DEKARKE KHARIDAA HOGAA.SATYA KYAA HAYE?LENAA JI,ROOS MANTHAN KE BAAD PRAAPTA HOOI THEEN.YAANI KI APSARAON KI MAHAARANI.OONHONE MUJHE CHALNE,OOTHNE,BAETHNE,KHAANE,KHILAANE,PEENE,PILAANE,LADNE,JEENE ITYAADI KALAAON KO SIKHAYA.MUJHE SIKSHIT KIYAA.MUJHSE FANSI KAISE?OONKO HAMAARE BHEETAR CHIPE HOOE TATWA DEEKH GAYE THEY.OONSE MERE MASTISHKA AUR DIL,DONO KAA TAAR SWATAH 5 MINATON MEIN JOOD GAYAA THAA.MAIN OONHE AUR WO MUJHE PAEHCHAAN GAIN THEEN.OONHONE MUJHE TARAASHAA AUR APNE KAABIL BANAA DIYAA.ITNI KAABILIYAT,MAATRA 16 VARSH KI LADKI MEIN KAHAAN SE AA GAYAA.GHOR AASHCHARYAJANAK CHEEJ.MUJHE TO LAGTAA HAYE KI WO SAAKSHAAT KOI SWARGA LOK KI APSARAON KI MAHAARANI HONGI,JINHE ROOS KI DHARTI PAR SIRFA MERE LIYE OOTAARA GAYAA THAA.NOBEL POORASKAAR VIJETAA KI POOTRI JO THAHRI.ROOS KE MAHAAN NRITYA NIRDESHIKAA KI SOOPOOTRI JO THAHRIN THEEN.AGAR PRINCESS DIANA JI BOORA NAHIN MAANE TO OONSE HAZAAR GOONA BHAARI VAEKTITWA LENAA JI KAA THAA.HEY SWARGA KE DEVTA,INDRA,DEKARKE CHEEN KYOON LIYAA?KYAA ROOS KI DHARTI PE MOOJHE AAPNE ETNI AMRIT ESLIYEE PEELWAAYAA THAA KI MAIN BHARAT AAKARKE NIRANTAR VEESH PAAN KARTA RAHOON?
E.AGAR MAIN NAAHIN MAROON NAAHIN JEEVIT RAH SAKOON,YAANI KI SHUNYA MEIN CHALA JAAON TO AAP LOG KYAA KARENGE?JALAA DENGE.BHOOL KE BHI AESI GALATI MAT KIJIYEGA.MUJHE ROOS KI DHARTI PE FEK DIJIYEGAA,MAIN JEEVIT HO JAAONGAA.
F.KYAA KAHTE HAYEN ROOS KE RAASHTRAPATI KE BAHAOT KARIBI MITRA BHARAT KE BAARE MEIN?YAHI KI BHARAT TO BAHAOT AMEER DESH HAYE.MAEN KYAA KAEHTAA HOON?BHARAT EK BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK,KAANTO SE BHARA HOOA,DAL DALON SE BHARA HOOA,RAHASMAI DESH HAYE.
2.'BHAARAT KI MITTI'--BHARAT KI MITTI KO AB MAIN SAMAJH GAYA HOON.BHARAT EK BAHAOT HI KHATARNAAK AUR RAHASYON SE BHARA HOOA DESH HAYE.YAHAAN SIRF VEESH HEEN VEESH BHARA PADAA HOOA HAYE.KAAGAZ KE BAHAOT SE KOODON KAA BHANDAAR HAYE JISE HUM RUPAYAA KAHTE HAIN.YAHAAN KE RUPAYON MEIN SE SADE HOOE SHAOCHALAYE SI BADBOO AATI HAYE.AUR MOORKH LOG OOSI KE PICHE BHAAG RAHE HAEN.
A.BHARAT KE MITTI PE PAO ZAMAANA ATYANTA HI KATHIN BAAT HAYE.JAB MUJH JAISE DHOORANDHAR VAEKTI KE LIYE YAHAAN TEEKNA EETNAA KAANTON SE BHI JYAADA,DAL DALON SE BHARAA HOOA,VEESHON SE BHARAA HOOA PRATEET HOTA HAYE,TO KHAAK KOI VIDESHI AAKRAMAK YAHAAN TEEK PAAYEGAA?ASAMVAO.BHARAT AAKARKE BADBOODAAR RUPAYON,HEERE,MOTIYON KO LOOT KE BAS LE JAASAKTAA HAYE,PARANTOO JYAADA SAMAYE TAK TEEK NAHIN PAAYEGAA.ESLIYE YAHAAN SE ANGAREZ DHAN BATORKE APNI JAAN BACHAAKAR KE BHAAG GAYE.
B.ESLIYE MUGHAL SAAMRAAJYA KAA PATAN HO GAYAA.ESLIYE NIRANTAR VIDESHI AAKRAMAK DHAN LOOTKAR AUR JAAN BACHAAKAR KE BHAAGTE RAHE.JAISE KI,ARABI LOG,FAARSI LOG,ROMAN LOG ETYAADI.
C.AB TO YAH ASPASHTA HO GAYAA HOGAA KI RAM SETU BANAA THAA KI NAHIN?RAMAYANA,MAHABHARAT MEIN SACHCHAI HAYE KI NAHIN?MAEN BHARAT KO DUNIYAA KI SABSE SHAKTISHAALI DESH MAANTA HOON.NAHIN VISHWAAS HOTAA HAYE TO ETIHAAS KE PANNO KO PALATIYE AUR DEKHIYE KI KITNE AAYE AUR KITNE CHALE GAYE.
D.BHARAT ROOS KYOON NAHIN BAN SAKTAA HAYE?KYOON KI EK HI ASTHAAN PAR VEESH AUR AMRIT KO NAHIN RAKHAA JAA SAKTAA HAYE.
E.YAHIN SE SAMPOORNA SRISHTI KA SANCHAALAN HOTAA HAYE.YAHIN SE MRITYU KE AAGE WAALI DUNIYAA KAA RAASTA JAATA HAYE.YAHIN SE AAP PAATAAL LOK,SWARGA LOK,NARAK LOK ITYAADI LOKON KI SEEDHIYAAN JAATI HAIN.YAHIN AMARATWA KI PRAAPTI HO SAKTI HAYE.YAHIN SE AAP ASOOR YAA DEVTAA BANAYE JAATE HAYEN.YAHIN PAR VEESH AUR AMRIT DONO KA NIRMAAN HOTA HAYE.YAHIN PAR SACHCHA AMRIT CHIPA HOOA
HAYE.KAHAAN HAYE AMRIT?YE SIRFA MAIN JAANTA HOON.MUJHSE PAEHLE BHI KAI MAHAAN LOGON NE ES TATHYA KO SWEEKAAR KIYAA HAYE,JAISE KI MEERA BAI,VISHNU BHAGWAAN,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN,SRI RAM CHANDRA JI,DURGAA MAATA JI,SARASWATI MAATA JI,KAALI MAATA JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN JI,BRAMHAA JI,RAAVAN JI,KANS JI,INDRA DEVTAA,HANUMAAN JI.
F.SAMUDRA MANTHAN HOOA THAA.OOSMEIN HIMALAYAA PARVAT KO DAALKARKE VISHAELE SARPON KE SAATH EK TARAF DEVTAA AUR DOOSRE TARAF ASOOR MILKAR MANTHAN KAR RAHE THEY.OOSI MANTHAN KE FALSWAROOP VEESH AUR AMRIT DONO NIKAALE GAYE.DEVTAA AMRIT PEEKARKE AMAR HO GAYE,LEKIN KOOCH ASOOR LOG KE HAANTHO BHI WO AMRIT LAG GAYAA THAA,JISE PEEKARKE WO DEVTAON SE YUDH KARTE RAHE AUR HAARTE RAHE.WAHI ASOOR LOG AAJ AMERICA AUR ENGLAND JAISE DESHON MEIN BAETHE HOOE HAIN.WAHIN SE OOTPAAT MACHAA RAHE HAIN.KYAA KAREN?ASOOR JO THAHRE.WAHI POORAANI LADAI CHAL RAHI HAYE DEVTAON AUR ASOORON KI.AUR ROOS?ROOS KOOCH NAHIN BAS BHARAT KA KHILTAA HOOA SWAROOP HAYE.
YAANI KI ROOS KI MITTI BHI BHARAT KI MITTI HAYE AUR BHARAT KI MITTI BHI ROOS KI MITTI HAYE.BAHAOT MAANSIK FREQUENCY,AMPLITUDE,TIMBRE,OONSE HAMAARA MILTAA HAYE.AUR JAB TO SAMAAN FREQUENCY AUR AMPLITUDE KI TARANGEN MILTI HAYE TO RESONANCE HOTAA HAYE.YAANI KI MERAA AUR LENAA JI KA FREQUENCY AUR AMPLITUDE MIL GAYAA AUR RESONANCE HO GAYAA.MERAA DAWAA HAYE LENAA JAISI LADKI SIRFA ROOS MEIN PAAYA JA SAKTA HAYE,KAODI KE BHAO MEIN,HAAN AGAR AAP BHI LENAA KE KAABIL HONGE TO.BAAKI VISHWA KE KISI BHI DESH MEIN TO LENAA MILNE SE RAHIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
EMPERARA MEER
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
'DAAH SANSKAAR',DAFNAANA,YAA MUMMY BANANE KE HAZAARON VARSH TAK SOORAKSHIT RAKHNAA.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WAASIYON,
PRANAAM.11MARCH,2010.AAJ HUM DAAH SANSKAAR KI CHARCHAA KARENGE.KAON SA BEHTAR VIKALP HAYE-APNE DIL KE TOOKDON KE MARNE KE BAAD,OOSE ZALAA DENAA,DAFNAA DENAA YAA MUMMY BANAAKARKE HAZAARON VARSHON TAK SOORAKSHIT RAKHNA.
1.ZALAA DENAA--JAB KOI MAHAAN VYAKTI MARTAA HAYE,TO MARNE KE PEHLE OOSKE KITNE YOGDAAN RAHTE HAIN.OOSKE KITNE CHAMCHE RAHTE HAIN.KITNE SHAAN SE OOSE RAKHAA JAATA HAYE.PAR,MARNE KE TOORANT BAAD,LOG OOSE KOODAA SAMAJHNE LAGTE HAIN.FAORAN PANDIT BOOLWAALETE HAIN.HATAO ISE JALDI SE JALDI.KYOON BHAI ITNI JALDI BHI KYAA HAYE.OOSE KYOON HATAANA CHAHTE HAIN JALDI SE JALDI.KYAA WO KOODAA HO JAATA HAYE?KOOCH BANAWATI AANSOO BAHAA DIYE,BAS HO GAYA FARZA AUR KARZA ADAA?YAH SWAARTHI SANSAAR HAYE.OOSE MAT JALAO,MUMMY BANAAKARKE HAZAARON VARSHON TAK SOORAKSHIT KARDO.KAMSE KAM AANE WAALI PIDHI OOSKE SHAKAL KO TO DEKH SAKEGA.KAM SE KAM RAMSETU BANAA THAA YAA DHAKOSLAA THAA YE SHAK TO NAHIN RAH JAYEGAA.KAM SE KAM KHOODAI KARNI PADEGI,ETIHAASKARON KO.KABHI ZAMEEN KE BHITAR SE HADAPPA KABHI MOHENJODARO TO NAHIN NIKLEGAA.ES MAAMLE MEIN MISRA KE PYRAMID MEIN RAKHE GAYE PHARAOHS BHAAGYASHAALI HAIN.HUM OONHE AAJ BHI DEKH SAKTE HAIN(PYRAMID OF EGYPT).HAMAARE MITRA MICHAEL JACKSON BHI YAHI CHAAHTE THEY.PAR OONHE DAFNAA DIYAA GAYAA.MUMMY BANAO,MUMMY.
2.DAFNAA DENAA--THEEK JALAANE KI TARAH ISMEIN BHI TROOTI HAYE.
3.MUMMY BANANA--SABSE UTTAM HAYE.
HAMEN MISRA WAALON SE YAH SABAK LENI CHAHIYE.
WAISE TO SWARGA KE DEVTAA INDRA BAHAOT SWAARTHI HAIN.AISA SIRFA MAIN NAHIN KAHTA HOON,BALKI PRAACHIN BHARAT KE HAZAARON ETIHAASKARON KAA MAANANA HAYE.WO EK PRAACHIN ETIHAAS KE DHAROHARON KO DOOSRE PRAACHIN ETIHAAS KE DHAROHARON MEIN FAASLA PAEDAA KARTE RAHTE HAIN.TAAKI DUNIYAA ANDHAKAAR MEIN JEEVIT RAHE.
KHOOBSOORAT SE KHOOBSOORAT CHEEZ OONHE TOORANT CHAHIYE,JAISE KI PRINCESS DIANA,MICHAEL JACKSON,RAJEEV GANDHI,RINKU ADARSH.
AB YAH YUDH HAMAARE OONKE BEECH KA HO GAYAA HAYE.WO MUJHE LAAGAATAR MANGAWAANA CHAHTE HAIN AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHAA JI,LAAGAATAR BACHATE RAHTE HAIN.YAANI KI DEVTAON MEIN YUDH SHURU HO GAYAA HAYE,MUJHE LEKARKE.PAR,MAIN MICHAEL JACKSON,PRINCESS DIANA KI TARAH HALKAA NAHIN HOON,KI ASAANI SE INDRA KE SAAMNE HANTHIYAAR DAAL DOONGAA.INDRA SE YUDH KAROONGA.KYOON KI MAIN OONSE BHI ZYAADA SWAARTHI HOON.OONSE BHI JYAADA AHANKAARI HOON.OONSE BHI JYAADA SHAKTISHAALI HOON.AB AAYEGA ASLI KHEL KA MAZAA.
DEKHTAA HOON KI AAGE-AAGE KYAA HOTA HAYE,PAR MAIN AGAR MAR GAYAA TO KRIPAAKARKE MUJHE JALAIYEGAA NAHIN.MUMMY BANA DIJIYEGAA.ETNAA OOPKAAR KAR DIJIYEGAA.BHOOLIYEGAA NAHIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
PRANAAM.11MARCH,2010.AAJ HUM DAAH SANSKAAR KI CHARCHAA KARENGE.KAON SA BEHTAR VIKALP HAYE-APNE DIL KE TOOKDON KE MARNE KE BAAD,OOSE ZALAA DENAA,DAFNAA DENAA YAA MUMMY BANAAKARKE HAZAARON VARSHON TAK SOORAKSHIT RAKHNA.
1.ZALAA DENAA--JAB KOI MAHAAN VYAKTI MARTAA HAYE,TO MARNE KE PEHLE OOSKE KITNE YOGDAAN RAHTE HAIN.OOSKE KITNE CHAMCHE RAHTE HAIN.KITNE SHAAN SE OOSE RAKHAA JAATA HAYE.PAR,MARNE KE TOORANT BAAD,LOG OOSE KOODAA SAMAJHNE LAGTE HAIN.FAORAN PANDIT BOOLWAALETE HAIN.HATAO ISE JALDI SE JALDI.KYOON BHAI ITNI JALDI BHI KYAA HAYE.OOSE KYOON HATAANA CHAHTE HAIN JALDI SE JALDI.KYAA WO KOODAA HO JAATA HAYE?KOOCH BANAWATI AANSOO BAHAA DIYE,BAS HO GAYA FARZA AUR KARZA ADAA?YAH SWAARTHI SANSAAR HAYE.OOSE MAT JALAO,MUMMY BANAAKARKE HAZAARON VARSHON TAK SOORAKSHIT KARDO.KAMSE KAM AANE WAALI PIDHI OOSKE SHAKAL KO TO DEKH SAKEGA.KAM SE KAM RAMSETU BANAA THAA YAA DHAKOSLAA THAA YE SHAK TO NAHIN RAH JAYEGAA.KAM SE KAM KHOODAI KARNI PADEGI,ETIHAASKARON KO.KABHI ZAMEEN KE BHITAR SE HADAPPA KABHI MOHENJODARO TO NAHIN NIKLEGAA.ES MAAMLE MEIN MISRA KE PYRAMID MEIN RAKHE GAYE PHARAOHS BHAAGYASHAALI HAIN.HUM OONHE AAJ BHI DEKH SAKTE HAIN(PYRAMID OF EGYPT).HAMAARE MITRA MICHAEL JACKSON BHI YAHI CHAAHTE THEY.PAR OONHE DAFNAA DIYAA GAYAA.MUMMY BANAO,MUMMY.
2.DAFNAA DENAA--THEEK JALAANE KI TARAH ISMEIN BHI TROOTI HAYE.
3.MUMMY BANANA--SABSE UTTAM HAYE.
HAMEN MISRA WAALON SE YAH SABAK LENI CHAHIYE.
WAISE TO SWARGA KE DEVTAA INDRA BAHAOT SWAARTHI HAIN.AISA SIRFA MAIN NAHIN KAHTA HOON,BALKI PRAACHIN BHARAT KE HAZAARON ETIHAASKARON KAA MAANANA HAYE.WO EK PRAACHIN ETIHAAS KE DHAROHARON KO DOOSRE PRAACHIN ETIHAAS KE DHAROHARON MEIN FAASLA PAEDAA KARTE RAHTE HAIN.TAAKI DUNIYAA ANDHAKAAR MEIN JEEVIT RAHE.
KHOOBSOORAT SE KHOOBSOORAT CHEEZ OONHE TOORANT CHAHIYE,JAISE KI PRINCESS DIANA,MICHAEL JACKSON,RAJEEV GANDHI,RINKU ADARSH.
AB YAH YUDH HAMAARE OONKE BEECH KA HO GAYAA HAYE.WO MUJHE LAAGAATAR MANGAWAANA CHAHTE HAIN AUR SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHAA JI,LAAGAATAR BACHATE RAHTE HAIN.YAANI KI DEVTAON MEIN YUDH SHURU HO GAYAA HAYE,MUJHE LEKARKE.PAR,MAIN MICHAEL JACKSON,PRINCESS DIANA KI TARAH HALKAA NAHIN HOON,KI ASAANI SE INDRA KE SAAMNE HANTHIYAAR DAAL DOONGAA.INDRA SE YUDH KAROONGA.KYOON KI MAIN OONSE BHI ZYAADA SWAARTHI HOON.OONSE BHI JYAADA AHANKAARI HOON.OONSE BHI JYAADA SHAKTISHAALI HOON.AB AAYEGA ASLI KHEL KA MAZAA.
DEKHTAA HOON KI AAGE-AAGE KYAA HOTA HAYE,PAR MAIN AGAR MAR GAYAA TO KRIPAAKARKE MUJHE JALAIYEGAA NAHIN.MUMMY BANA DIJIYEGAA.ETNAA OOPKAAR KAR DIJIYEGAA.BHOOLIYEGAA NAHIN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
DHAN KA AUKAAD.
MERE PYAARE BHARAT WASIYON,
PRANAAM.10 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN DHAN KE AUKAAD KI CHARCHAA KARTAA HOON.DHAN KYAA HAYE?INSAAN DHANI KYOON BANANA CHAHTA HAYE?DHAN SE KYA-KYA KHARIDA JAA SAKTAA HAYE AUR DHAN KAHAAN MAZBOOR HO JAATA HAYE?DHAN HAYE ADAAN-PRADAAN KA EK MAMOOLI SA MAAPDAND.AAP KISI SE KOOCH LETE HAIN,TO BADLE MEIN KOOCH DETE HAIN.AGAR AAP BAHAOT KOOCH LENAA CHAHTE HAIN,TO BAHAOT KOOCH DENAA BHI PADATAA HAYE.AB SAWAAL YE HAYE KI ADHEEK SE ADHEEK DHAN KYAA DE SAKTA HAYE?KOHINOOR HEERON SE ZADIT VISHAAL MAHAL,KOHINOOR HEERON SE BANA HOOA SANSAAR KI SABSE LAMBI GAADI,HAWAI JAHAAJ,PARMAANU HANTHIYAAR,KHOOBSOORAT SE KHOOBSOORAT CHOKADIYAAN,KEEMATI SE KEEMATI DAARU,ASHIKSHIT LOGON KO KAABOO MEIN RAKHKAR APNA GULAAM BANANA,BAS ISSE ADHEEK AUR KOOCH NAHIN DE SAKTA HAYE.
KYAA NAHIN DE SAKTAA HAYE?AANTARIK KHOOSHI,SACHCHA PYAAR,KATHIN ROGON SE NIZAAT,AUR MARE HOOE INSAAN KO ZINDAA NAHIN KAR SAKTAA HAYE.MAIN JAB SANSAAR KE AMEER SE AMEER LOGON KO JAB MARTE DEKHTAA HOON,TO WAHAAN OONKI VIVASHTAA SAAF-SAAF DIKHAI DETI HAYE KI AB KYAA HOGAA.JALAA DO,DAFNAA DO.AB YE KIS KAAM KA RAHAA.KYOON BHAI DHAN KI TAAKAT,PARMAANU HANTHIYAARON KI TAAKAT KAHAAN GOOM HO JAATI HAYE.ARE FATA-FAT SWISS BANK SE KHARABON POUNDS NIKAALKAR KE ZINDAA KYOON NAHIN KARDETE?KYOON KI AAGE KA RAASTA AAPKO NAHIN MAALOOM HAYE.KYOON?KYOON KI AAP ASHIKSHIT HAIN.
AMERICA AUR ENGLAND HAMAARE DESH SE KARODON SAAL PICHE CHAL RAHAA HAYE.
TO BHARAT PICHLE 1,000 SAALON SE VIDESHI AAKRAMAN KA KYOON SHIKAAR HO RAHAA HAYE?KYOON KI BAHAOT MAZBOOT HAYE.KAISE?MAARNE WAALA TAAKATWAR HOTAA HAYE YAA MAAR BARDASHTA KARNE WAALA?MAAR BARDAASHTA KARNE WAALA.TO,VIDESHI AAKRAMAK MAAR RAHE HAYEN.YAANI KI WO KAMJOR HAIN.SAMAJH RAHE HAIN NA?BHARAT MEIN HI JEEVAN KE AAGE,YAANI KI MAOT KE BAAD KI DUNIYAA KA RAHASHYA CHIPAA HOOA HAYE.WO RAHASYA KAISE PRAAPTA HOGA?WO ABHI TAK KITNE MAHAAN LOGON KO PRAAPTA HO CHOOKA HAYE,JAISE KI VISHWAMITRA MOONI,VASHISHTA MOONI,MEERA,SWAMI HARIDAAS,GAUTAM BUDDHA,MAHAVEER,CHANAKYA,KAARTIKE,DRONACHARYA,BHISHMAPITAAMAH,BHEEM,ARJUN,KARNA,ABHIMANYU,SWAMI RAM KRISHNA PARAMHANS,SWAAMI VIVEKANANDA,TULSIDAS,KAALIDAS,GOOFAON MEIN PICHLE 10,000 VARSHON SE JEEVIT KOOCH MAHARSHI,AUR AGAR VISHWAAS HO TO BRAMHAA,VISHNU AUR MAHESH YAANI KI SHANKAR BHAGWAAN.BAJRANG BALI,BAALI,SOOGRIVA,RAAVAN,KANS,RAMCHANDRA JI,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI,PARASHURAM,EKLAVYAA,TANNA MISHRA JI(TAANSEN),OSHO,ITYAADI-ITYAADI.YE RAHASYA MAIN SOOLJHA KE RAHOONGA.KARIB-KARIB RAHASYA KE KARIB PAHOONCH CHOOKAA HOON.
TO KYAA SABHI MRIT LOGON KO KYAA MAIN ZINDAA KAR PAOONGA?NAHIN.KYOON?KYOON KI PHIR BHARAT MEIN AUR ENGLAND -AMERICA MEIN FARKA KYAA RAH JAYEGAA.TO KYAA MAIN SABHI MRIT BHARTIYON KO ZINDAA KAR PAAOONGAA?NAHIN.KYOON?KYOON KI AISA KARNE SE HAMAARE DESH KI SHAKTI SAMAAPTA HO JAAYEGI.YAHIN PAR SARASWATI AUR LAXMI KE YOODH KA NATIJAA NIKALTAA HAYE.LAXMI KI HAAR HOTI HAYE AUR SARASWATI KI VIJAY HOTI HAYE.
TO KAISE AMARATWA KO PRAAPTA KIYAA JAAYE?YAH BAHAOT KATHIN RAASTA HAYE,KAATON SE,DAL-DALON SE,BAHAOT HI DARAONAA RAASTA HAYE.ISKE LIYE SAB SE PEHLE SARASWATI MAATA KI KRIPAA HONI CHAHIYE,SANGEET KA PRAKAANDA VIDWAAN HONA CHAHIYE.SANGEET AAGE KI DUNIYAA DIKHA DETAA HAYE,SHUDH BHARATIYE SHASHTRIYE SANGEET.AB YE KOI MEDICAL AUR ENGINEERING,IAS,IPS,YA PRADHAAN MANTRI KA CHUNAO JITNA MAAMOOLI NAHIN HAYE.KAMSE KAM 40 VARSHON KI SHIKSHA AAWASHYAK HAYE,WO BHI AGAR SARASWATI MAATA KI KRIPAA HOOI TO.NAHIN TO POORI ZINDAGI GOOJAR JAYEGI SIKHTE-SIKHTE AUR KOOCH HAANTH NAHIN LAGEGA.
SARASWATI,SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHAA JI KI POOTRI HAIN.OONKE HAANTHON MEIN VEENA HAYE.
PURUSH KE VIKAASH MEIN BAADHAK KYAA HAYE?OOSKE SIRFA EK HIN ISTRI SE SAMVOG KARNA.KAMSE KAM 1,000 ISTRIYON KO TO BHOGNAA HI HOGA,TABHI BAADHA DOOR HOGI.SAMVOG SE SAMAADHI KA MAIN SAMARTHAN KARTAA HOON.BHARAT MEIN SAMVAO NAHIN HAYE ITNI APSARAON KA SOOKH MILNAA.KAM SE KAM 3 VARSHON TAK UKRAINE KI RAAJDHAANI 'KIEV' MEIN REHNA PADEGA,JISE MAIN APSARAON KI NAGRI KAHTA HOON.KITNA KHARCHA AAYEGA 1,000 SOONDAR APSARAON SE SAMVOG KARNE MEIN?MAATRA 5 LAKH RUPAYE.BHARAT MEIN KHARABON RUPAYAA KHARCHA KARNE SE YAH SOOKH NAHIN MILEGAA.
BRAMHAA JI NE BAHAOT HI FOORSAT SE KIEV AUR ROOS KI APSARAON KO BANAYAA HAYE.KOOCH PRAACHIN BHARATIYE ITIHAASKARON KA MANANA HAYE KI ROOS KI APSARAYEN HAKEEKAT MEIN BHARATIYE HAIN,JO KI YAHAAN SE 2-3 HAZAAR VARSHA POORVA,ROOS MEIN JAAKARKE BAS GAIN.THANDHE MAAHAOL MEIN GORI HO GAIN,ACHCHE KHAAN-PAAN AUR ACHCHI SHIKSHA SE OONKA VAEKTITWA NIKHAR GAYAA.ISLIYE OONKI PEHLI PASAND BHARATIYE LADKAA HI HAYE.
MERE VAEKTITWA KO NIKHAARNE MEIN ROOS KA BADA SAHYOG HAYE.
TO,SAMAJH GAYE KI,DHAN KYAA HAYE AUR OOSKA AUKAAD KYAA HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
PRANAAM.10 MARCH,2010.AAJ MAIN DHAN KE AUKAAD KI CHARCHAA KARTAA HOON.DHAN KYAA HAYE?INSAAN DHANI KYOON BANANA CHAHTA HAYE?DHAN SE KYA-KYA KHARIDA JAA SAKTAA HAYE AUR DHAN KAHAAN MAZBOOR HO JAATA HAYE?DHAN HAYE ADAAN-PRADAAN KA EK MAMOOLI SA MAAPDAND.AAP KISI SE KOOCH LETE HAIN,TO BADLE MEIN KOOCH DETE HAIN.AGAR AAP BAHAOT KOOCH LENAA CHAHTE HAIN,TO BAHAOT KOOCH DENAA BHI PADATAA HAYE.AB SAWAAL YE HAYE KI ADHEEK SE ADHEEK DHAN KYAA DE SAKTA HAYE?KOHINOOR HEERON SE ZADIT VISHAAL MAHAL,KOHINOOR HEERON SE BANA HOOA SANSAAR KI SABSE LAMBI GAADI,HAWAI JAHAAJ,PARMAANU HANTHIYAAR,KHOOBSOORAT SE KHOOBSOORAT CHOKADIYAAN,KEEMATI SE KEEMATI DAARU,ASHIKSHIT LOGON KO KAABOO MEIN RAKHKAR APNA GULAAM BANANA,BAS ISSE ADHEEK AUR KOOCH NAHIN DE SAKTA HAYE.
KYAA NAHIN DE SAKTAA HAYE?AANTARIK KHOOSHI,SACHCHA PYAAR,KATHIN ROGON SE NIZAAT,AUR MARE HOOE INSAAN KO ZINDAA NAHIN KAR SAKTAA HAYE.MAIN JAB SANSAAR KE AMEER SE AMEER LOGON KO JAB MARTE DEKHTAA HOON,TO WAHAAN OONKI VIVASHTAA SAAF-SAAF DIKHAI DETI HAYE KI AB KYAA HOGAA.JALAA DO,DAFNAA DO.AB YE KIS KAAM KA RAHAA.KYOON BHAI DHAN KI TAAKAT,PARMAANU HANTHIYAARON KI TAAKAT KAHAAN GOOM HO JAATI HAYE.ARE FATA-FAT SWISS BANK SE KHARABON POUNDS NIKAALKAR KE ZINDAA KYOON NAHIN KARDETE?KYOON KI AAGE KA RAASTA AAPKO NAHIN MAALOOM HAYE.KYOON?KYOON KI AAP ASHIKSHIT HAIN.
AMERICA AUR ENGLAND HAMAARE DESH SE KARODON SAAL PICHE CHAL RAHAA HAYE.
TO BHARAT PICHLE 1,000 SAALON SE VIDESHI AAKRAMAN KA KYOON SHIKAAR HO RAHAA HAYE?KYOON KI BAHAOT MAZBOOT HAYE.KAISE?MAARNE WAALA TAAKATWAR HOTAA HAYE YAA MAAR BARDASHTA KARNE WAALA?MAAR BARDAASHTA KARNE WAALA.TO,VIDESHI AAKRAMAK MAAR RAHE HAYEN.YAANI KI WO KAMJOR HAIN.SAMAJH RAHE HAIN NA?BHARAT MEIN HI JEEVAN KE AAGE,YAANI KI MAOT KE BAAD KI DUNIYAA KA RAHASHYA CHIPAA HOOA HAYE.WO RAHASYA KAISE PRAAPTA HOGA?WO ABHI TAK KITNE MAHAAN LOGON KO PRAAPTA HO CHOOKA HAYE,JAISE KI VISHWAMITRA MOONI,VASHISHTA MOONI,MEERA,SWAMI HARIDAAS,GAUTAM BUDDHA,MAHAVEER,CHANAKYA,KAARTIKE,DRONACHARYA,BHISHMAPITAAMAH,BHEEM,ARJUN,KARNA,ABHIMANYU,SWAMI RAM KRISHNA PARAMHANS,SWAAMI VIVEKANANDA,TULSIDAS,KAALIDAS,GOOFAON MEIN PICHLE 10,000 VARSHON SE JEEVIT KOOCH MAHARSHI,AUR AGAR VISHWAAS HO TO BRAMHAA,VISHNU AUR MAHESH YAANI KI SHANKAR BHAGWAAN.BAJRANG BALI,BAALI,SOOGRIVA,RAAVAN,KANS,RAMCHANDRA JI,SRIKRISHNA BHAGWAAN JI,PARASHURAM,EKLAVYAA,TANNA MISHRA JI(TAANSEN),OSHO,ITYAADI-ITYAADI.YE RAHASYA MAIN SOOLJHA KE RAHOONGA.KARIB-KARIB RAHASYA KE KARIB PAHOONCH CHOOKAA HOON.
TO KYAA SABHI MRIT LOGON KO KYAA MAIN ZINDAA KAR PAOONGA?NAHIN.KYOON?KYOON KI PHIR BHARAT MEIN AUR ENGLAND -AMERICA MEIN FARKA KYAA RAH JAYEGAA.TO KYAA MAIN SABHI MRIT BHARTIYON KO ZINDAA KAR PAAOONGAA?NAHIN.KYOON?KYOON KI AISA KARNE SE HAMAARE DESH KI SHAKTI SAMAAPTA HO JAAYEGI.YAHIN PAR SARASWATI AUR LAXMI KE YOODH KA NATIJAA NIKALTAA HAYE.LAXMI KI HAAR HOTI HAYE AUR SARASWATI KI VIJAY HOTI HAYE.
TO KAISE AMARATWA KO PRAAPTA KIYAA JAAYE?YAH BAHAOT KATHIN RAASTA HAYE,KAATON SE,DAL-DALON SE,BAHAOT HI DARAONAA RAASTA HAYE.ISKE LIYE SAB SE PEHLE SARASWATI MAATA KI KRIPAA HONI CHAHIYE,SANGEET KA PRAKAANDA VIDWAAN HONA CHAHIYE.SANGEET AAGE KI DUNIYAA DIKHA DETAA HAYE,SHUDH BHARATIYE SHASHTRIYE SANGEET.AB YE KOI MEDICAL AUR ENGINEERING,IAS,IPS,YA PRADHAAN MANTRI KA CHUNAO JITNA MAAMOOLI NAHIN HAYE.KAMSE KAM 40 VARSHON KI SHIKSHA AAWASHYAK HAYE,WO BHI AGAR SARASWATI MAATA KI KRIPAA HOOI TO.NAHIN TO POORI ZINDAGI GOOJAR JAYEGI SIKHTE-SIKHTE AUR KOOCH HAANTH NAHIN LAGEGA.
SARASWATI,SRISHTI KE RACHAITA BRAMHAA JI KI POOTRI HAIN.OONKE HAANTHON MEIN VEENA HAYE.
PURUSH KE VIKAASH MEIN BAADHAK KYAA HAYE?OOSKE SIRFA EK HIN ISTRI SE SAMVOG KARNA.KAMSE KAM 1,000 ISTRIYON KO TO BHOGNAA HI HOGA,TABHI BAADHA DOOR HOGI.SAMVOG SE SAMAADHI KA MAIN SAMARTHAN KARTAA HOON.BHARAT MEIN SAMVAO NAHIN HAYE ITNI APSARAON KA SOOKH MILNAA.KAM SE KAM 3 VARSHON TAK UKRAINE KI RAAJDHAANI 'KIEV' MEIN REHNA PADEGA,JISE MAIN APSARAON KI NAGRI KAHTA HOON.KITNA KHARCHA AAYEGA 1,000 SOONDAR APSARAON SE SAMVOG KARNE MEIN?MAATRA 5 LAKH RUPAYE.BHARAT MEIN KHARABON RUPAYAA KHARCHA KARNE SE YAH SOOKH NAHIN MILEGAA.
BRAMHAA JI NE BAHAOT HI FOORSAT SE KIEV AUR ROOS KI APSARAON KO BANAYAA HAYE.KOOCH PRAACHIN BHARATIYE ITIHAASKARON KA MANANA HAYE KI ROOS KI APSARAYEN HAKEEKAT MEIN BHARATIYE HAIN,JO KI YAHAAN SE 2-3 HAZAAR VARSHA POORVA,ROOS MEIN JAAKARKE BAS GAIN.THANDHE MAAHAOL MEIN GORI HO GAIN,ACHCHE KHAAN-PAAN AUR ACHCHI SHIKSHA SE OONKA VAEKTITWA NIKHAR GAYAA.ISLIYE OONKI PEHLI PASAND BHARATIYE LADKAA HI HAYE.
MERE VAEKTITWA KO NIKHAARNE MEIN ROOS KA BADA SAHYOG HAYE.
TO,SAMAJH GAYE KI,DHAN KYAA HAYE AUR OOSKA AUKAAD KYAA HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE
Monday, 8 March 2010
'THE 10TH LIFE'--DASWI ZINDAGI.
MERE PYAARE BHAARAT WAASIYON,
AAP SABKO MERE PRANAAM.9MARCH,2010.MAIN CHAMA CHAHTA HOON KI MAIN AAP SABON KO APNI HOLI KI SHUBH KAAMNAYEN NAHIN DE SAKAA.KAARAN?MAOT KE MOONH SE BACHKAR NIKLA HOON.EK MAOT NAHIN,EK SAATH DO-DO BAAR MARKE ZINDA HOOA HOON.KAISE?SOONIYE.
1.AAJ SE DO SAAL PAHLE MOOJHE ZAHAR DE DIYAA GAYAA THAA.KISNE?MAIN OOS AADMI KO BACHAANA CHAHTA HOON.NAAM NAHIN BATAOONGA.OOS ZAHAR KE ASAR NE MOOJHE LAGAATAAR 3 SAALON TAK EK AISE BHAYAANAK DALDAL MEIN DAAL DIYAA JISMEIN MAIN LAAGAATAAR 3 VARSHON TAK CHATPATATA RAHA.GHOR ANDHAKAAR MEIN.PAR MAIN LAAGAATAAR KAAM KARTE RAHAA.HAMAARI RAFTAAR KAM HO GAI,PAR SAZAAE-MAOT ,AUR KAALA -PAANI SE BHI KHATARNAAK SAZAA DIYAA GAYA MUJHKO.KAARAN?SATYA KI RAAH PAR CHALNE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHA THAA.KOSHISH THI KI MUJHE MICHAEL JACKSON KI TARAH NEEND KI GOLIYON KI AADAT DAALKAR MAANSIK ROOP SE ASWASTHA GHOSHIT KARDENE KA.KYOON?KYOON KI MUJHSE HAMAARE DESH KE DALAALON KO DAR THAA,HAYE AUR RAHEGA.SABON NE DESH KO BECH DIYAA HAYE.LEKIN,WO BHOOL GAYE HAYEN KI POORA SANSAAR EK MITTI KA KHILAONA HAYE.
MAIN APNE KANDHON PE POORE PRITHWI KO OOTHAAYE HOOE HOON.MOOJHE KOI KHAAS BHAARI NAHIN DIKHTA HAYE.KAISE LOG OLYMPIC KHEL MEIN 500-600 KILO WAZAN OOTHAKE APNE KO VISHWA VIJETA KAHTE HAIN.MAIN TO ARABON-KHARABON KILOGRAM KE WAZAN KO OOTHAKE BHI NAHIN KAHNA CHAHTA THAA KI MAIN OOTHAYE HOOE HOON.LEKIN KAH ISLIYE RAHA HOON KI AGAR MAYE MAR GAYA HOTA,TO YAH RAAZ MERE SAATH HI JALKAR KHAAK HO JAATA.
28 FEB.,2010 KO ,YAANI HOLI KE THEEK EK DIN PEHLE,MAIN APNE KAMRE MEIN KISHORE KUMAR JI KO ,LATA MANGESHKAR JI KO,AUR RD BURMAN SAHEB KE SANGEET KO SOON RAHAA THAA.MAST THAA,SANGEET KI DUNIYAA MEIN.
ACHAANAK,EK KAALA BADAA SA KHATARNAAK KEEDA MERE KAMRE MEIN GHOOS GAYAA AUR MUJHE TANG KARNE LAGAA.KABHI MUJHE KAATNA CHAATA THAA,KABHI HAMAARE CHAMDE KE JOOTON PE KOOCH APNE DANKO SE LIKH RAHAA THAA.MAIN OOSKE HAR HARKAT KO BAARIKI SE PADHA RAHAA THAA.MAIN SAMAJH GAYAA KI YAH BHAGWAAN KA BHEJAA HOOA DOOT HAYE.KOOCH KAR RAHAA HAYE
MERE JOOTON KE SAATH.MAIN TANG AAKARKE OOSE APNE MUSIC SYSTEM KE REMOTE CONTROL SE 3 BAAR BACHAKE MAARA.MAIN NAHIN CHAHTAA THAA KI WO MARE.WAH CHOT SE GIR PADAA.CHATPATAANE LAGA.OOSKE 4 PAER TOOT CHOOKE THEY.WAH ZAMEEN PAR GIRKAR TADPANE LAGAA.MAIN TOORAT OOSE JEEVIT KARNE MEIN LAG GAYAA.GLUCOSE DIYAA,KI SHAAYAD OOSE KOOCH TAAKAT MILSAKE,PAANI DIYAA,KI SHAAYAD BACH JAAYE.MAIN GHANTON OOSE BACHAANE KA PRAYAAS KARTAA RAHAA AUR ANT MEIN OOSE OOTHAKAR KE WAAPAS APNE JOOTE KE ANDAR DAAL DIYAA,JO OOSE BAHAOT PASAND THAA.JOOTE MEIN WO KOOCH GOOPTA BHASHAON KO LIKHKAR,SOOBAH YAANI 1 MARCH,2010 KO MARAA HOOA PAAYA GAYAA,HOLI KE DIN.
HOLI KE DIN MAIN OOSI JOOTE KO PAHANKAR,APNE DOSTON KE SAATH HOLI KHELNE CHALAA GAYAA.KYAA MUMBAI KE RK STUDIO MEIN AISA HOLI HOTA HOGA,KI JAISA HOLI HUMLOGON NE MANAAYAA.PEHLE MAINE AADHA BOTAL ANTIQUITY WHISKY PIYAA.
PHIR MAIN APNE EK KHAAS MITRA KE GHAR KE CHAT PAR JAAKAR SAEKADON BAALTAA RANG AUR POTIN SE KHOOB NAACHAA,AUR HAMAARE PLAN KE MOOTAABIK SIRFA CHAAR LOG EKATRIT HONE WAALE THEY,LEKIN PAHAONCH GAYE 40.AB,KYAA DAARU PE DAARU,DAARU PE DAARU,DAARU PE DAARU.JO AA RAHAA THAA 2-4 BOTAL WHISKY LEKAR AA RAHAA THAA.OODHAR 7 KILO MEAT BAN RAHAA THAA.BAS MUJHE EETNAA HI YAAD HAYE.AUR KOOCH YAAD NAHIN HAYE.
2 MARCH,2010,KO KARIB SOOBAH 5 BAZE APNE AAPKO APNE BED ROOM KE FARSHA PAR GEERA HOOA PAAYA.MAIN LAAGAATAR OOTHNE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHAA THAA ,AUR BAAR-BAAR GIR JAA RAHAA THAA.ES PRAYAAS MEIN MERE NAAK TOOT GAYE,DAANT HOOTHON KE ANDAR GHOOS GAYE.POORAA ROOMAAL KHOON SE BHEENG GAYAA.WO JOOTAA CHORI HO GAYAA THAA,JIS PAR WO KEEDA KOOCH LIKHKAR MARAA THAA.MAIN THEEK OOSI TARAH CHATPATAA RAHAA THAA OOTHNE KE LIYE,JIS TARAH KI WO KEEDA EK DIN PEHLE MERE SAAMNE CHATPATA RAHAA THAA OOTHNE KE LIYE.MAIN BACH ISLIYE GAYAA,KI MAINE OOSE BACHAANE KA BHARPOOR PRAYAAS KIYAA THAA.KAON KAHTA HAYE KI BHAGWAAN NAHIN HAIN?SOCHIYE?
SOOBAH MERE PEETA JI NE BATAAYA KI KOOCH LADKE MOOJHE MERE GHAR KE PARKING SPACE MEIN FEK KAR KE CHALE GAYE.PEETAA JI NE KISI TARAH KOOCH LOGON KE SAHAARE MUJHE MERE KAMRE TAK PAHOONCHAWAYAA.
SOOBAH,SHARIR KA SHAAYAD HIN KOI HINSSA BACHAA THAA JO CHOTON SE BACHAA HOOA THAA.SAR PE KAI JAGAH CHOT THEY.CHEHRAA PAHCHAAN MEIN NAHIN AARAHAA THAA.MAIN WAAPAS APNE MITRA KE YAHAAN 2 MARCH,2010,KO PAHOONCHAA,KI KYAA HOOA THAA MERE SAATH?WO BOLA KI MAIN POORI TARAH PEEKAR KE HOSH GAWAA BAETHAA THAA.10-10,15-15 LOG MILKAR BHI MUJHE NAHIN OOTHAA PAA RAHE THEY.MAINE NASHE APNE MITRON KE GAADIYON KO TODNE KA PRAYATNA KIYAA,APNE BOOZOORGA CHACHA JI KE BAARE MEIN ANAAP-SHANAAP BAK RAHAA THAA NASHE MEIN.OOSNE BATAAYAA KI MAEN SAR KE BAL MAIN HOLE KE LOHE KE DHAKKAN PE SAR KE BAL GEER GAYA,BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE HOTE-HOTE BACHAA.MAIN ANGINAT BAAR GEER-GEER KE APNE AAPKO LAHOO-LOOHAAN KAR DIYAA.CHOOKI SABHI NASHE MEIN THEY IS LIYE KOI MUJHE SAMBHAAL NAHIN PAAYAA.
2 MARCH,2010,KO PHIR HOLI MANAYA HUMLOGON NE,AUR BAHAOT SHAANDAAR HOLI THI.AUR KYOON NA HO,OOSMEIN MERA KHOON JO MEELA HOOA THAA.RANGON AUR KHOONO KI HOLI.MAEN BAHAOT KHOOSH THAA ES HOLI MEIN.SHAAYAD POORE SANSAAR MEIN KAHIN BHI AESI HOLI NAHIN MANI HOGI.
3MARCH,2010 SE DARDA BADHANAA SHURU HO GAYAA.JOOTA NAHIN MEELA.KAI TARFA CHOT THAA.EK TO PEHLE SE HI DIL PAR HAZAARO CHOT,OOSPAR SE SAR KA CHOT,KEEDE KA SHAAP,HAANTH-PAER,POORE BADAN KA CHOT,SANSAAR KE SABSE OONCHE ASTHAAN SE ZAMEEN PAR GIRNE KA CHOT.YOON TO EETNE OOPAR SE GEER KAR,KOI BHI BACH NAHIN SAKTA HAYE,LEKIN MAEN BACH GAYAA.YAANI KI,YAMRAAJ JI NE SRISHTI KE RACHAITAA BRAMHAA JI KE AADESH PAR,MUJHE CHOD DIYAA.WAZAH?BRAMHAA JI NE PEHLE HI BATAA DIYAA HAYE KI HAMAARA JANAM BAHAOT HI KHAAS KARANO SE HOOA HAYE.MERE HAANTHON PATAA NAHIN KYAA-KYAA HONAA LIKHAA HAYE.
SAR KE CHOT NE MUJHE OOS DAL-DAL SE NIKAAL DIYAA JISMEIN MAIN 3 VARSHON SE FANSAA HOOA THAA,YAANI KI NEEND KI GOLIYON KI AADAT SE,YAA MAANSIK ASWASTHATA SE.ES MEIN MERE DOST MICHAEL JACKSON KA BHI BAHAOT HAANTH HAYE,OOSNE MUJHE BATAA DIYAA THAA KI SAAZISHON SE BACHKAR RAHNA.OOSE LOGON NE MAAR DIYAA AUR KAHAA KI WO NEEND KI GOLIYON KO KHAAKAR MAR GAYAA.YAANI KI WO KEEDA DUSHMAN NAHIN THAA,MERAA DOST THAA.PEHCHAANANE MEIN BHOOL HO GAI.
8 MARCH,2010 KO MAIN CHOTA KHAYAAL GAA RAHAA THAA,BHAGWAAN SE DARSHAN DENE KO ZIDD KAR RAHAA THAA.ACHAANAK,MAIN SHUNYAA MEIN CHALAA GAYAA AUR 5 MINATON MEIN KHARABON MILON KI SAFAR TAYE KAR DAALA.BAHAOT KOOCH DEEKHAA,LEKIN KYAA-KYAA DEEKHAA WO MAIN AAJ SE THEEK 1 MAHINE BAAD BATAAOONGAA,KYOON KI ABHI BATAANE SE MERI TOORAT MAOT HO JAYEGI,AESAA KISI SE VAADA HAYE.MAIN ISILIYE KAHAA THAA KI MAIN ES DUNIYAA KA BAADSHAAH HOON.KISI KO KOI SHAK?I AM THE EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD AND THE RICHEST,MOST POWERFUL PERSON OF THIS ENTIRE GALAXY.HARSH TRUTH TO DIGEST,BUT 110% TRUE.BHAARAT KA KOI EK BAAL BHI NAHIN OOKHAAD SAKTAA HAYE,EK BAAL BHI NAHIN.GAR HIMMAT HO TO MUJHE MAARKE DIKHAO,CHALLENGE TO ANY BODY OF THIS UNIVERSE THAT IF YOU HAVE THE POWER THEN KILL ME,KILL ME,TRY AND TRY TILL YOU SUCCEED.PLEASE KILL ME ANY BODY FROM THIS GALAXY.IT'S MY OPEN CHALLENGE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS GALAXY.
AAP SABKO MERE PRANAAM.9MARCH,2010.MAIN CHAMA CHAHTA HOON KI MAIN AAP SABON KO APNI HOLI KI SHUBH KAAMNAYEN NAHIN DE SAKAA.KAARAN?MAOT KE MOONH SE BACHKAR NIKLA HOON.EK MAOT NAHIN,EK SAATH DO-DO BAAR MARKE ZINDA HOOA HOON.KAISE?SOONIYE.
1.AAJ SE DO SAAL PAHLE MOOJHE ZAHAR DE DIYAA GAYAA THAA.KISNE?MAIN OOS AADMI KO BACHAANA CHAHTA HOON.NAAM NAHIN BATAOONGA.OOS ZAHAR KE ASAR NE MOOJHE LAGAATAAR 3 SAALON TAK EK AISE BHAYAANAK DALDAL MEIN DAAL DIYAA JISMEIN MAIN LAAGAATAAR 3 VARSHON TAK CHATPATATA RAHA.GHOR ANDHAKAAR MEIN.PAR MAIN LAAGAATAAR KAAM KARTE RAHAA.HAMAARI RAFTAAR KAM HO GAI,PAR SAZAAE-MAOT ,AUR KAALA -PAANI SE BHI KHATARNAAK SAZAA DIYAA GAYA MUJHKO.KAARAN?SATYA KI RAAH PAR CHALNE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHA THAA.KOSHISH THI KI MUJHE MICHAEL JACKSON KI TARAH NEEND KI GOLIYON KI AADAT DAALKAR MAANSIK ROOP SE ASWASTHA GHOSHIT KARDENE KA.KYOON?KYOON KI MUJHSE HAMAARE DESH KE DALAALON KO DAR THAA,HAYE AUR RAHEGA.SABON NE DESH KO BECH DIYAA HAYE.LEKIN,WO BHOOL GAYE HAYEN KI POORA SANSAAR EK MITTI KA KHILAONA HAYE.
MAIN APNE KANDHON PE POORE PRITHWI KO OOTHAAYE HOOE HOON.MOOJHE KOI KHAAS BHAARI NAHIN DIKHTA HAYE.KAISE LOG OLYMPIC KHEL MEIN 500-600 KILO WAZAN OOTHAKE APNE KO VISHWA VIJETA KAHTE HAIN.MAIN TO ARABON-KHARABON KILOGRAM KE WAZAN KO OOTHAKE BHI NAHIN KAHNA CHAHTA THAA KI MAIN OOTHAYE HOOE HOON.LEKIN KAH ISLIYE RAHA HOON KI AGAR MAYE MAR GAYA HOTA,TO YAH RAAZ MERE SAATH HI JALKAR KHAAK HO JAATA.
28 FEB.,2010 KO ,YAANI HOLI KE THEEK EK DIN PEHLE,MAIN APNE KAMRE MEIN KISHORE KUMAR JI KO ,LATA MANGESHKAR JI KO,AUR RD BURMAN SAHEB KE SANGEET KO SOON RAHAA THAA.MAST THAA,SANGEET KI DUNIYAA MEIN.
ACHAANAK,EK KAALA BADAA SA KHATARNAAK KEEDA MERE KAMRE MEIN GHOOS GAYAA AUR MUJHE TANG KARNE LAGAA.KABHI MUJHE KAATNA CHAATA THAA,KABHI HAMAARE CHAMDE KE JOOTON PE KOOCH APNE DANKO SE LIKH RAHAA THAA.MAIN OOSKE HAR HARKAT KO BAARIKI SE PADHA RAHAA THAA.MAIN SAMAJH GAYAA KI YAH BHAGWAAN KA BHEJAA HOOA DOOT HAYE.KOOCH KAR RAHAA HAYE
MERE JOOTON KE SAATH.MAIN TANG AAKARKE OOSE APNE MUSIC SYSTEM KE REMOTE CONTROL SE 3 BAAR BACHAKE MAARA.MAIN NAHIN CHAHTAA THAA KI WO MARE.WAH CHOT SE GIR PADAA.CHATPATAANE LAGA.OOSKE 4 PAER TOOT CHOOKE THEY.WAH ZAMEEN PAR GIRKAR TADPANE LAGAA.MAIN TOORAT OOSE JEEVIT KARNE MEIN LAG GAYAA.GLUCOSE DIYAA,KI SHAAYAD OOSE KOOCH TAAKAT MILSAKE,PAANI DIYAA,KI SHAAYAD BACH JAAYE.MAIN GHANTON OOSE BACHAANE KA PRAYAAS KARTAA RAHAA AUR ANT MEIN OOSE OOTHAKAR KE WAAPAS APNE JOOTE KE ANDAR DAAL DIYAA,JO OOSE BAHAOT PASAND THAA.JOOTE MEIN WO KOOCH GOOPTA BHASHAON KO LIKHKAR,SOOBAH YAANI 1 MARCH,2010 KO MARAA HOOA PAAYA GAYAA,HOLI KE DIN.
HOLI KE DIN MAIN OOSI JOOTE KO PAHANKAR,APNE DOSTON KE SAATH HOLI KHELNE CHALAA GAYAA.KYAA MUMBAI KE RK STUDIO MEIN AISA HOLI HOTA HOGA,KI JAISA HOLI HUMLOGON NE MANAAYAA.PEHLE MAINE AADHA BOTAL ANTIQUITY WHISKY PIYAA.
PHIR MAIN APNE EK KHAAS MITRA KE GHAR KE CHAT PAR JAAKAR SAEKADON BAALTAA RANG AUR POTIN SE KHOOB NAACHAA,AUR HAMAARE PLAN KE MOOTAABIK SIRFA CHAAR LOG EKATRIT HONE WAALE THEY,LEKIN PAHAONCH GAYE 40.AB,KYAA DAARU PE DAARU,DAARU PE DAARU,DAARU PE DAARU.JO AA RAHAA THAA 2-4 BOTAL WHISKY LEKAR AA RAHAA THAA.OODHAR 7 KILO MEAT BAN RAHAA THAA.BAS MUJHE EETNAA HI YAAD HAYE.AUR KOOCH YAAD NAHIN HAYE.
2 MARCH,2010,KO KARIB SOOBAH 5 BAZE APNE AAPKO APNE BED ROOM KE FARSHA PAR GEERA HOOA PAAYA.MAIN LAAGAATAR OOTHNE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHAA THAA ,AUR BAAR-BAAR GIR JAA RAHAA THAA.ES PRAYAAS MEIN MERE NAAK TOOT GAYE,DAANT HOOTHON KE ANDAR GHOOS GAYE.POORAA ROOMAAL KHOON SE BHEENG GAYAA.WO JOOTAA CHORI HO GAYAA THAA,JIS PAR WO KEEDA KOOCH LIKHKAR MARAA THAA.MAIN THEEK OOSI TARAH CHATPATAA RAHAA THAA OOTHNE KE LIYE,JIS TARAH KI WO KEEDA EK DIN PEHLE MERE SAAMNE CHATPATA RAHAA THAA OOTHNE KE LIYE.MAIN BACH ISLIYE GAYAA,KI MAINE OOSE BACHAANE KA BHARPOOR PRAYAAS KIYAA THAA.KAON KAHTA HAYE KI BHAGWAAN NAHIN HAIN?SOCHIYE?
SOOBAH MERE PEETA JI NE BATAAYA KI KOOCH LADKE MOOJHE MERE GHAR KE PARKING SPACE MEIN FEK KAR KE CHALE GAYE.PEETAA JI NE KISI TARAH KOOCH LOGON KE SAHAARE MUJHE MERE KAMRE TAK PAHOONCHAWAYAA.
SOOBAH,SHARIR KA SHAAYAD HIN KOI HINSSA BACHAA THAA JO CHOTON SE BACHAA HOOA THAA.SAR PE KAI JAGAH CHOT THEY.CHEHRAA PAHCHAAN MEIN NAHIN AARAHAA THAA.MAIN WAAPAS APNE MITRA KE YAHAAN 2 MARCH,2010,KO PAHOONCHAA,KI KYAA HOOA THAA MERE SAATH?WO BOLA KI MAIN POORI TARAH PEEKAR KE HOSH GAWAA BAETHAA THAA.10-10,15-15 LOG MILKAR BHI MUJHE NAHIN OOTHAA PAA RAHE THEY.MAINE NASHE APNE MITRON KE GAADIYON KO TODNE KA PRAYATNA KIYAA,APNE BOOZOORGA CHACHA JI KE BAARE MEIN ANAAP-SHANAAP BAK RAHAA THAA NASHE MEIN.OOSNE BATAAYAA KI MAEN SAR KE BAL MAIN HOLE KE LOHE KE DHAKKAN PE SAR KE BAL GEER GAYA,BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE HOTE-HOTE BACHAA.MAIN ANGINAT BAAR GEER-GEER KE APNE AAPKO LAHOO-LOOHAAN KAR DIYAA.CHOOKI SABHI NASHE MEIN THEY IS LIYE KOI MUJHE SAMBHAAL NAHIN PAAYAA.
2 MARCH,2010,KO PHIR HOLI MANAYA HUMLOGON NE,AUR BAHAOT SHAANDAAR HOLI THI.AUR KYOON NA HO,OOSMEIN MERA KHOON JO MEELA HOOA THAA.RANGON AUR KHOONO KI HOLI.MAEN BAHAOT KHOOSH THAA ES HOLI MEIN.SHAAYAD POORE SANSAAR MEIN KAHIN BHI AESI HOLI NAHIN MANI HOGI.
3MARCH,2010 SE DARDA BADHANAA SHURU HO GAYAA.JOOTA NAHIN MEELA.KAI TARFA CHOT THAA.EK TO PEHLE SE HI DIL PAR HAZAARO CHOT,OOSPAR SE SAR KA CHOT,KEEDE KA SHAAP,HAANTH-PAER,POORE BADAN KA CHOT,SANSAAR KE SABSE OONCHE ASTHAAN SE ZAMEEN PAR GIRNE KA CHOT.YOON TO EETNE OOPAR SE GEER KAR,KOI BHI BACH NAHIN SAKTA HAYE,LEKIN MAEN BACH GAYAA.YAANI KI,YAMRAAJ JI NE SRISHTI KE RACHAITAA BRAMHAA JI KE AADESH PAR,MUJHE CHOD DIYAA.WAZAH?BRAMHAA JI NE PEHLE HI BATAA DIYAA HAYE KI HAMAARA JANAM BAHAOT HI KHAAS KARANO SE HOOA HAYE.MERE HAANTHON PATAA NAHIN KYAA-KYAA HONAA LIKHAA HAYE.
SAR KE CHOT NE MUJHE OOS DAL-DAL SE NIKAAL DIYAA JISMEIN MAIN 3 VARSHON SE FANSAA HOOA THAA,YAANI KI NEEND KI GOLIYON KI AADAT SE,YAA MAANSIK ASWASTHATA SE.ES MEIN MERE DOST MICHAEL JACKSON KA BHI BAHAOT HAANTH HAYE,OOSNE MUJHE BATAA DIYAA THAA KI SAAZISHON SE BACHKAR RAHNA.OOSE LOGON NE MAAR DIYAA AUR KAHAA KI WO NEEND KI GOLIYON KO KHAAKAR MAR GAYAA.YAANI KI WO KEEDA DUSHMAN NAHIN THAA,MERAA DOST THAA.PEHCHAANANE MEIN BHOOL HO GAI.
8 MARCH,2010 KO MAIN CHOTA KHAYAAL GAA RAHAA THAA,BHAGWAAN SE DARSHAN DENE KO ZIDD KAR RAHAA THAA.ACHAANAK,MAIN SHUNYAA MEIN CHALAA GAYAA AUR 5 MINATON MEIN KHARABON MILON KI SAFAR TAYE KAR DAALA.BAHAOT KOOCH DEEKHAA,LEKIN KYAA-KYAA DEEKHAA WO MAIN AAJ SE THEEK 1 MAHINE BAAD BATAAOONGAA,KYOON KI ABHI BATAANE SE MERI TOORAT MAOT HO JAYEGI,AESAA KISI SE VAADA HAYE.MAIN ISILIYE KAHAA THAA KI MAIN ES DUNIYAA KA BAADSHAAH HOON.KISI KO KOI SHAK?I AM THE EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD AND THE RICHEST,MOST POWERFUL PERSON OF THIS ENTIRE GALAXY.HARSH TRUTH TO DIGEST,BUT 110% TRUE.BHAARAT KA KOI EK BAAL BHI NAHIN OOKHAAD SAKTAA HAYE,EK BAAL BHI NAHIN.GAR HIMMAT HO TO MUJHE MAARKE DIKHAO,CHALLENGE TO ANY BODY OF THIS UNIVERSE THAT IF YOU HAVE THE POWER THEN KILL ME,KILL ME,TRY AND TRY TILL YOU SUCCEED.PLEASE KILL ME ANY BODY FROM THIS GALAXY.IT'S MY OPEN CHALLENGE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS GALAXY.
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